#bad-barbies-blog

[bad-barbies-blog]

Ahogada.

Quisiera ahogarme en el mar, entre las olas, que mis últimos segundos sean mirando el agua espumosa y la arena en mi piel, cerraré los ojos y recordare cuando te ame, pediré con fuerzas aparecer yo enfrente de ti en la siguiente vida y mi espíritu se elevara dejando mi cuerpo entre las violenta olas golpeándolo hasta sumergirlo al fondo del mar … 🌊

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Do you sleep with socks on

this is such a random ask that I feel like i’m morally required to answer it lol

and the answer is- this ✨mysterious✨ museum curator obviously never sleeps soooo that answers your question :)

[halfbakedfairy]

[odd-critter]

I'm scrapin these random assortments of decent sketchbook drawings off tha kitchen floor to surVAIVE /ref

below I will put two pages that I have fried in hot oil for not being done, and this page of exactly 82 The Cheats

If you recognize the third one no you don't. shhhh I do NOT have a new character I'm obsessing over I'm NORMAL I hate him so much

[lesbiansanemi]

I’m honestly here for a lot of the criticisms for the way the Barbie movie approached “feminism” and a lot of it is right about it being surface level at best and in certain aspects, way too white/cis/hetero centric to be meaningful (esp in the sense that it never actually acknowledges the negative aspects OF Barbie as a brand, not that it was going to given it was a Brand movie)

BUT

Like y’all know you can criticize all that stuff without also parroting anti-asexual rhetoric, right? Like you know you can do that?

Like this is literally just that shit that’s like “sex and sexual desire IS what makes us human actually” and “ace/aro ppl can’t actually be in relationships or love anyone”

[lilpinkbish]

me as a bratz doll in my cute little office💕

my self concept mantra:

✨your dream girl is you at your full potential✨

[chipped-chimera]

Dear all coquette bloggers clogging up the dollbr tag (especially to that one person I found under a goddamn doll specific brand tag for some reason) you're getting blocked on sight just so you're not in my search results. You're annoying and I'm saying it.

Addendum: also your monthly PSA that spamming irrelevant tags is against Tumblr's spam policy, you can report any irrelevant posts spamming a tag!

[vonkarma2]

i feel like the quality of online articles is determined by who can write in the most condescending tone like every time you see a take you can find increasingly niche articles dismissing it as something only a fucking idiot would ever think. fractally nested. nothing is actually insightful

[semaamagokyuzuolmayan]

[rackartyg]

i haven't written anything substantive since, oof, march and it feels bad. but i've been monstrously stressed about my thesis and that's probably why and it's understandable and reasonable and blah.

it's mostly just that i like writing and i'm sad i've not done it. but it's a little bit performance anxiety.

[beefy-babe-showdown]

you guys don't know how hard it is not to show favoritism on these polls, someone will be like "vote for [character]!!" and the character in question is against my blorbo so I'm like "no.🙄 c'mon what's that bitch got that my blorbo doesn't"

[bodaciousandblack]

I’m making you do a double-take, because I think I look THAT good.

my friend and I, went to “reggaeton night” this past saturday.

I had so much fun. I love going out to dance.

[themilkywayyy]

I'm going to see Barbie this weekend, I'm so excited ౨ৎ ˚. ·

[edgeyboy8730579]

Well, Sadhmadhi is... not the best driver, but admittedly passenger vans are quite large and different to your average car, so I understand why they aren't doing very well. Update from the last hour or so, Wright nearly hyperventilated because Pearls surprise woke him up by sneakily shaking his seat. We discovered, very abruptly, that Wright added the wrong playlist. I have also realized that I added my main playlist and... I am denying fanboy allegations. Trucy isn't helping my case, she brought up when I took them to see Legally Blonde the Musical and bought us all shirts. And when we all went to Barbie the movie. and... when I cried during it. Anyways.

[ranger-kellyn]

Some people really just get so upset about how other people play with the same barbie doll huh

[barbiesmuse]

head barbie's ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ future works!

Head Barbie is constantly thinking about new fics for you, so here are her future works! Dates won't be released until the fic is actually written! Most of my fics are 18+, if not I will say so! Minors or ageless blogs who interact with my posts will be blocked!

| SugarDaddy!Ghost x innocent!reader - Simon is in the mafia and is set to kill readers family. Below is a preview of the fic. This will contain some serious dark content. If you are uncomfortable with guns, drug use, rough intimacy, talk of sexual assault, and more this fic may not be for you!

“She was a saint, I was set for hell. It was my first time laying eyes on her and I couldn't help but wonder how she'd taste. My eyes trail down to her chest. I couldn't have her, she wasn't supposed to be here tonight. This should've been a quick kill, no guilt flooding my senses. But then I watched how she interacted with her family, nothing but admiration in her beautiful eyes. Her scent was intoxicating. Her aura was captivating, everything about her drew me in. Then she smiles at me, and everything stops.”

| SingleDad!Ghost x godmother!reader - Simon is a single dad who's struggling to cope with his recent divorce while taking care of his three-year-old, daughter Stella. When you move back to the city relief washes over him. Stella's godmother and his secret crush since high school. You were perfect, exuding an air of kindness. But when friendly flirting and playful remarks begin to morph into something more Simon's stuck, he swore to himself he'd never fall in love again. Then you flutter your eyelashes at him teasingly, and suddenly he can't recall the promise he made to himself. This fic is much fluffier, not a lot of heavy themes, just soft intimacy and angst!!

“My daddy really likes you,” Stella says as you paint her nails. Tonight was the father-daughter dance, meaning you were free from your usual godmother duties. It was your first night out in a while, so you thought you'd enjoy it considering they were limited. You smile kindly at her before speaking gently. “Oh really?” You begin. “Well, I really like your daddy. He's a pretty alright guy.” You say, Stella giggles and Simon peeks his head in. Your eyes lock and he shoots you a wink. Maybe a night in, waiting for your two favorite people to get home didn't sound so bad.

| CollegeProfessor!Ghost x student!reader - The minute you walked into his classroom he knew he had to have you. He'd break every ineffectual rule to have you bent over his desk. His hands leaving rough red prints on her pretty little ass. His thoughts were shameful and perverted. The slutty little bows you wore in your hair drove him crazy. One day, he swore to himself that he would wrap the bow around your wrists as he fucked deep into you. This fic contains dark content!! Smut, angst, stalking, and drugging. This fic might not be for you!

| Stalker!Ghost x stripper!reader - Simon was always considered a loser, weird, and often ostracized for his lack of well, being. That's why he joined the military. They'd understand him there, they wouldn't push him for conversation. They'd know better. So they knew there was no better person to go undercover at a strip club than him. At least that's what they thought. Then he sees you, the way the lights shine on your body. The way you flip your hair, move your hips, spread your legs. The way you fucking own that damn pole. He was struck by you, he had to have you. This fic isn't super dark but there are dark themes! This fic might not be for you!

As you make your way onto stage your eyes meet Simon's. Your target for the night. Your eyes would stay directly on his for the entire performance. The way you practically fuck yourself on the pole drives him crazy. Your ass is on full display, his mind convincing himself this show is only for him. Your body is on display just for him. Your eyes never leave his. As you finish driving Simon crazy you blow him a kiss, and everyone's heads whip to meet his eyes. A blush painted his creamy cheeks.

| President!Ghost x secretary!reader - After Simon won the election he was ecstatic, he was at the ripe age of thirty-five. He was seen as a charming sweetheart who all the ladies batted their eyelashes at. He simply shot them a charming smile due to his devotion to his wife, until you came along. A young little sweet thing like you, as his secretary? You wouldn't last. He'd break you.

| Bluecollar!Ghost x wealthy!reader - After the death of your father you find yourself stumbling back into your hometown for his funeral. There, you're met with your high school sweetheart. He stayed the same and got a basic job while you were one of the highest-paid women in New York. He wasn't on your level, but he was yours. Your reputation, or the sweet boy you've always loved. What will you choose?

as I said above dates will come out closer to me releasing the fic! i'm so so excited to be active again!! i wrote this at like 2:00 so if this doesn't make sense give me some grace!! i love you all dearly from the bottom of my heart, natty raye.