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No. It was because you forgot to buy a new coffee pot. Because you broke the last one.

My daughter just talked to Edgeworth while he was making another cup of tea and made her own tea.

come to find out it's not for her, it's for Athena, and Athena took a 5 hour energy, stared at it, actually said "fuck it, we ball" and poured it in??? And proceeded to glare at me???

WHAT DID I DO?? MY HUSBAND AND EVERYONE AT THE AGENCY IS MAD AT ME???

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Sighhh.

Think about today. What were you planning to do today. What was on your agenda, Wright?

My daughter just talked to Edgeworth while he was making another cup of tea and made her own tea.

come to find out it's not for her, it's for Athena, and Athena took a 5 hour energy, stared at it, actually said "fuck it, we ball" and poured it in??? And proceeded to glare at me???

WHAT DID I DO?? MY HUSBAND AND EVERYONE AT THE AGENCY IS MAD AT ME???

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Why is my husband drinking tea from a cup that has "FUCK YOU" on the bottom of it...?

I don't think he noticed it...

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The kids are trying to point out inaccuracies with the Steel Samurai and historical samurai and now Blackquill is definitely going to get us pulled over at this rate.

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Okay but Steel Samurai is objectively better than the Pink Princess. These kids don't get it. Not to mention The Plumed Punisher, which Maya seems to enjoy, is actual propaganda that Khura'in used, that essentially stole The Steel Samurai's intro song. Ughhh.

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I really am enjoying IHOP so far, though Maya, Pearls, and Trucy have somehow disappeared, and Franziska wont stop complaining about how Maya's food will get cold if they don't return quick enough. Also it is incredibly hard to seat 13 people in a restaurant, we had to merge two tables.

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Well, it turns out that Justice's driver's permit is expired. He is still, and currently, driving because nobody else can outside of our rotation. Either that, or they just don't want to. We made it to Salt Lake City and rested for about an hour and now, Maya is dead asleep. Which is a delightful break for my ears. Though, Trucy and Pearls are still awake and are just being quiet, but I think they might be writing things down while they are sitting? I'm not sure but it's a bit worrying.

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i have no dignity left let them laugh at me for liking barbie and legally blonde and pink being my favorite color. anyways im stopping in the next possible gas station. i... need to change... bad things happened because i laughed too hard whatever im not telling.

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Well, Sadhmadhi is... not the best driver, but admittedly passenger vans are quite large and different to your average car, so I understand why they aren't doing very well. Update from the last hour or so, Wright nearly hyperventilated because Pearls surprise woke him up by sneakily shaking his seat. We discovered, very abruptly, that Wright added the wrong playlist. I have also realized that I added my main playlist and... I am denying fanboy allegations. Trucy isn't helping my case, she brought up when I took them to see Legally Blonde the Musical and bought us all shirts. And when we all went to Barbie the movie. and... when I cried during it. Anyways.

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We are determined to make this trip shorter than the average 5-7 days people take to make this drive. We decided on a rotation of Me -> Sadhmadhi -> Blackquill -> Justice so everybody has time to sleep as we travel. Though, this trip has been... interesting to say the least. And we haven't even left California yet.

Wright is silently panicking about which playlist he may have added to our mix, Trucy is very enthusiastically asking Pearls and Maya about spirit channeling, tarot, and the like, and I am still refusing to even step foot in a gas station bathroom. They're gross okay....

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So, we rented out a passenger van to take up to New York for a case. So far, there was a lot of fighting over the bluetooth, before we decided to merge all of our playlists. I have to do most of the driving, though I am trading with Blackquill every few hours. Blackquill isn't exactly jumping at the opportunity to be here considering his usual road-tripping drink (Sno-Berry Peace Tea) was out of stock. Oh, and, Athena has skipped every other song he put in the mix.

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...

Well... I may have...

put here there...

To be completely fair, she is not to be trusted on her own and I was busy!

@edgeyboy8730579 why is our daughter taped to the wall.

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I think that's one of the cases I'm thankful I was not present for.

Please don't scream.

@edgeyboy8730579 I just opened a small box of cards Trucy has because she told me I could.

I immediately smelled artificial rose and (really bad) expensive perfume and got flashbacks from when I defended the magician that worked at the Berry Big Circus.

I want to scream in frustration.

so many bad jokes...so many whippings...

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Maybe I should clarify, she was in our closet. I swear she's always either in our closet or under our bed...

@feeniewrighto Wright, I caught our daughter in the closet again. I figured she'd stop doing that by now, but apparently no.

Trucy told me that I need to stop making coming out jokes when I find her, but what else am I supposed to say. She's literally coming out of a closet.

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Are you trying to kill everyone you know? and I haven't done that in a while...

Let's play a drinking game!

Every time @edgeyboy8730579 cuts Detective Gumshoe's salary

you take a shot.

=]

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I don't think I can respond to that. That doesn't sound real. Who? What? My life is a lie, I thought I knew how people perceived me. Apparently not.

ALSO PLEASE DONT EAT A TIDE POD.

@edgeyboy8730579 I'm never gonna unsee someone saying that you have "yaoi shovel hands" and are "built like a cupboard".

Also I saw Cody for the first time in years and he told me to go eat a tide pod.

I'm not gonna do that

BUT.

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Imagine what it was like growing up with her.

@edgeyboy8730579 tell your sister to get her whip out of my office.

I know her and Maya were in here.