#backbacon

[katherynefromphilly]

Oh my god SIX DAYS for 22 POUNDS? This explains why, every year, I wind up filling up the sink with cold water, and putting the still-frozen-inside-turkey in there, and digging around inside the thing with my bare, freezing hand, to scrape out chunks of ice and- and- UGH- THE OTHER THINGS TOO.

When I was young I was taught how to make a turkey for thanksgiving, and while prepping the bird, I remember squealing out “THIS IS SO GROSS!!!!” and I was told, with confidence, “oh you’ll get over that!” but let me tell you, my friends, THAT WAS A BIG FREAKING LIE because every single year, from my kitchen, can be heard-

“THIS IS SO GROSS!”

- as I wash out the inside of the turkey and then dig out The Other Things. *shudder*

Pardon me while I find a place in my fridge for the damn bird.

6 days for 22 pounds!

Holy fuckwads.

#AmericanThings

[bouncingbluebeast]

So like, the X-Men have had a Best Butt Competition at some point, right?

((You put a bunch of superhuman hot people in a single mansion and have them living together for years - DECADES even - and surely someone like Gambit or Wolverine is getting ideas...

Scott's too much of a boyscout to admit any answers and calls it "immature". Mostly he's just insecure that he doesn't have that much for buns in the bakery. It's okay, Scottie, you have wonderful eyes...

Xavier wouldn't stand for it while he's still alive, having to empath around a bunch of hormonal gifted youngsters already.

Logan's a shortstack with a surprising amount of backbacon, though his leering and grumpy stoicism makes him pretty hot-and-cold as a judge.

Hank was an absolute hound-dog growing up, though I think he'd be far too concerned about disrespecting the ladies of the X-Mansion to participate. He did play football growing up, though. It builds the glutes very nicely.

Jean's pretty bashful about viewing her teammates in such a manner, though I think her ogling of Scott and Logan implies other priorities. I imagine she's a bit more willowy, but having a baby certainly changes the body and she's just as beautiful after. I think Jean Grey with freckles would be absolutely lovely. Give the Phoenix some stardust on her skin.

(It's difficult to guess a lot of the Marvel women's body types beyond "generically hourglass supermodel" because that's mostly what is viewed as 'ideal' or 'the pinnacle' of aesthetics. These superheroes are viewed more as concepts than people for designing their forms, especially in Marvel when it's a lot of Humans-Among-Gods)

Ororo. The Kenyan princess, Queen of Storms? Omega-Class Mutant, Alpha-Class Ass. The woman practically invented thunder thighs, and she is all the more powerful. I don't think anyone would dare disrespect someone who can smite you with a glance, but why even would you when she's so striking?

Colossus. Literal buns of steel. Points given for puns, taken for practicality. Only the bravest soldiers can claim those Russian peaks and I salute them.

Remy is a statistical wonder of Cajun cuisine while staying lean as a telephone pole. Not a single crumb of cornbread on this man's plate and it is the deepest tragedy. Secretly, I think this is the part Rogue was disappointed she couldn't feel-oop...

Anna-Marie the southern bell with hips to tell. With her hair and smile, you would be remiss to look lower and find less than if you stay in her eyes. I think a pear-shape makes sense for her, with a little pocket around her abs and very cute calves for when she wears a sundress.

Nightcrawler is a flirt and a charmer, but he is also a consummate and pious gentleman who is always seeing the good and beautiful in his companions. He'd never reduce his comrades - his found family - to something so base as the quality of their posterior. He knows that each and every one of them carries the beauty and the image of God, and he knows they are all winners in His sight.

((As he turns to leave, everyone agrees it's Nightcrawler.))

[introvertedone]

Doug- Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas,

it's too hard for us!

Bob- Um...

Doug- Go, hoser.

Bob- Oh.

Together- Eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Doug- Eight comic books,

All- Seven packs of smokes, six packs of two-four,

BG Singers- Five golden touques!

Four pounds of backbacon,

three French toast,

two turtlenecks,

All- And a beer,

Doug- On my tree!

Bob- Yeah. That beer's empty. Okay.

[zooterchet]

Meat Wars

Duck: Road Pigs, Westboro drug dealers offended by the baggers union at Colella's Supermarket; Whitey Bulger, gets tracked.

Bear: Road Pirates, Harvard biker gangs offended by the Colbert Report from UMass-Amherst Mental Health Services; Whitey Bulger, gets lured on a heart transplant.

Octopus: Road Hackers, Iranian merchants offended that the IDF is being blocked out of censorship privileges through Encyclopedia Dramatica; Whitey Bulger, is captured, and murdered, in prison, as David Berkowitz.

Wolf: Road Spiders, German pedophile gangsters offended at the Mormon dog owners being killed by Alfred Franken; Whitey Bulger's forces, placed in hospital corrections, and Mad Pride, released to rehabilitation with full state privilege.

Backbacon: Road Gremlins, dominatrixes offended at being called overweight for being offended by those that dislike sheriffs corrections; Whitey Bulger's legacy, is sold to Canada, as a common press scandal, of dead little boys in the Carnegie families, in Britain.

[revolutionbbq]

What a killer Chorizo, Bacon and Eggs 🍳 dinner @mrsrevolutionbbq made tonight! ❤️ She used @porterroad #chorizo and cured #backbacon on this super tasty dish. She added sautéed garlic and onion and then floated some eggs on top. 🥚 Check our that tasty bite with the added beans, jalapeños, and shredded cheese 😍 If you haven’t tried back bacon, you need need it in your life now! ⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ #powertothepig #bacon #chorizoandeggs #pork #tortillas #homemade #quarantineandchill #ilovetocook #mexicanfood #eggs

[sparksdavid10]

Oh the weather outside is frightful. But this breakfast is so delightful. As I've no place to be. I'll wash it down with a yorkshire tea. #dayoff #breakfast #backbacon #whitepudding (at Copenhagen) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg3nIYjMVG4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[robson-grills]

Merry Christmas y’all! I’m not saying do this, but I am saying my @blackstoneproducts top fits perfectly on my gas stove 🤣 It was crappy and rainy this morning, so I just wasn’t feeling being outside. For me it wouldn’t be a Christmas breakfast in Canada with out some back bacon from @go lmoursonline.ca #blackstone #blackstoneproducts #blackstonegriddle #griddlenation #gilmourson38 #gilmoursonline #backbacon #canadianbackbacon #christmasbreakfast #merrychristmas #hashbrowns (at Springbrook , Ontario , Canada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJOnOnUhEGF/?igshid=1vl9lsn3mgz5

[yegfoodie]

#Repost @blueplatediner ・・・ Monte Cristo Benny. Egg-dipped english muffin with jalapeno back bacon and cheddar! . . . . . . . #montecristo #eggsbenedict #yegbrunch #yegdtlife #saturday #comfortfood #eggs #backbacon

[runchef]

If you’ve been by on Wednesday you may have seen him delivering our beautiful flower arrangements & our @breadandcie This one’s dedicated to my pops for not only sparking my love for breakfast sandwiches, but perfecting his own version. Not to mention the countless other things you do for us. Now available in very limited quantities, our very first aTOMic Muffins made with Lauren’s English muffins. Available as a sausage, bacon, or back bacon sandwich. Or order it Tom style (a.k.a. The Aporkalypse) with all 3 (as pictured). #shelterfromthestorm #takeout #delivery #wehere #edsd #englishmuffins #freshbaked #fromscratch #scratchcooking #aporkalypse #backbacon #peamealbacon #peamealbaconsandwich (at Regulars Wanted) https://www.instagram.com/p/B99koAKHLHY/?igshid=j23aq78jwy7k

[shakeyeats]

Successful attempt at bacon number 2! This time is was back bacon. 2 different flavours of bacon; sweet cure with black pepper, and a less sweet cure with fresh chillies. I’m definitely revisiting the chilli cure. It really is very delicious. Shout outs to my new @victorinox slicing knife, @roebucksfinemeat for the outdoor orchard reared pork and @smokewood_shack for the apple wood chunks. #shakeyeats #gillinghamfood #medwayfood #kentfood #foodie #bacon #backbacon #applewoodsmoked #outdoorreared #meat #pork (at Gillingham, Medway) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8R2LiGnzg3/?igshid=1pu3p874ffq7e

[naisenya]

A sweet and savoury breakfast. 😋🍌🍇🥓🍞🍵 #Plantain #PepperStuffedOlives #BackBacon #BrownChapati #GreenTea #Breakfast #ArtisanalGourmet #NaisenyaFoods💯 https://www.instagram.com/p/B7xaoEUgC8t/?igshid=uldvkregp5ox

[richsgoodfood]

Caesar salad for dinner.. with crispy smoked back bacon , cremini mushrooms, freshly picked cherry tomatoes and crunchy garlic croutons.. delicious and filling! #richsgoodfood #richsgarden17 #harvest17 #organic #freshlypicked #cherrytomatoes #wegrowfood #caesarsalad #backbacon #cremini #mushrooms #goodfoodcheap #goodfood #tasty #food #simplegoodfood (at Rich Fletcher's Good Food & Photography)

[bongfooodie]

OINK OINK!!! . . Having got up too early and hunger pangs hit you after a long drive, I landed at @oakwoodresidencekapilhyderabad for their breakfast buffet. Thanks to @timesprime membership, I got a year's subscription of @gourmetpassport on the @dineout_india app. They offer a 1+1 offer on most partnered restaurants. . . Though, I have tried the buffet at Cafe 115 quite a few times, this was first time at #Oakleaf. The spread was quite huge featuring both Indian & International cuisines. Mostly flanked by their house guests, I seemed to be out of place as everyone serving was asking my room number. 😉😉 It's actually disappointing to see that not many walk-in crowd for such a great place. At ₹599 + taxes, it's quite a steal deal. . . I am not sure of their every day spread, but I was flattered to see the bacon and the pork sausages on the menu. The #porkaholic in me couldn't resist the excitement. Though the sausages were charming, the bacon was quite chewy and hard, mostly due to being exposed to the Air Conditioner. Anyways, getting a good breakfast as early as 7am is infact a boon for me. . . Keep following @bongfooodie for some exciting journey ahead. . . #likesprlikes #bongfooodie #dish #food #cuisine #meat #ingredient #pork #bacon #produce #recipe #foodgasm #animalfat #backbacon #foodporn #cookwareandbakeware #tasty #foodpic #amazing #instafood #photooftheday #photography #hungry #delicious #breakfast #buffet (at Oakleaf) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvt9PgllbN9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wtggoa7khh27

[introvertedone]

Bob: Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five golden touques!

Doug: Four pounds of backbacon,

Bob: Three French toast,

Doug: Two turtlenecks,

Bob: And a beer, what was it?

Together: In a tree!

[imdexstaryu]

Getting breakfast from at St. George’s Market. #ulsterfry #foodporn #backbacon #foodgram #blackpudding #fooddiary #sodabread #foodie #potatobread #tomatoes #foodgasm #friedegg #foodpics #february2019 #wheninbelfast #foodlover #wheninnorthernireland #foodlove #irishbreakfast #foodism #belfast #northernireland (at St George's Market, Belfast) https://www.instagram.com/p/Buezg-4gi0W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=od36398c6yyl

[crazyhomecooking]

Back bacon 🥓 unsmoked plus egg for late lunch🍴 today. Which is usually for breaky 🙈 intended. € € € #instafood #igfood #backbacon #bacon #baconandeggs #feedfeed #lunch #thursday #home #eating #mycommontable #whattoeat #foodandwine #huffposttaste #huffpostgram #onthetable #heresmyfood #foodblogfeed #bonappetit #buzzfeedfood #igers #igersvienna #sharing #foodgawker #foodie #tastingtable https://www.instagram.com/p/BtlWt1bhTZe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1busykjn5ib6g