#or is it all backbacon and poutin?

[katherynefromphilly]

Oh my god SIX DAYS for 22 POUNDS? This explains why, every year, I wind up filling up the sink with cold water, and putting the still-frozen-inside-turkey in there, and digging around inside the thing with my bare, freezing hand, to scrape out chunks of ice and- and- UGH- THE OTHER THINGS TOO.

When I was young I was taught how to make a turkey for thanksgiving, and while prepping the bird, I remember squealing out “THIS IS SO GROSS!!!!” and I was told, with confidence, “oh you’ll get over that!” but let me tell you, my friends, THAT WAS A BIG FREAKING LIE because every single year, from my kitchen, can be heard-

“THIS IS SO GROSS!”

- as I wash out the inside of the turkey and then dig out The Other Things. *shudder*

Pardon me while I find a place in my fridge for the damn bird.

6 days for 22 pounds!

Holy fuckwads.

#AmericanThings