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a sulani trip for mars' birthday :)
i've finally escaped the toddler phase yippeee
#summer and travis are currently going through a messy divorce so the scott kids came with#can you believe mars rolled the EVIL trait??#i normally let the game do whatever it wants#but i swapped it for the hot-headed trait bc there's no way..#not my BABY#fun fact: judah grilled so much on this trip that i had to delete the grill#bro wasn't even hungry#just the dad in him ig#ooo another fun fact: they stayed in the same rental that eva got pregnant with venus in lol#makoa is scarlette's vacation crush#dw he is an unmarried teen in this save lol#will do proper updates on everyone in the next few posts#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#the sims#simblr#raines legacy#gp#eva rapp#judah rapp#varkato#venus rapp#mars rapp#scarlette scott#serena scott#makoa kealoha
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If red suit had interacted with cat bell Stede would’ve gotten ed pregnant. Would’ve been too chaotic with the episode cuts.
#[autism be damned my boy can grill voice]#lack of uterus be damned he would’ve pumped a baby into him#I don’t even like mpreg these are just the honest facts#ok i’m going to bed now
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i enjoy the dsmp in a “this is a fundamental way of (frankly accidental) storytelling about the human experience through 2020 and is an artistic form of expressing this land beyond time that gives no shit about its realism and literally incorporates the 4th wall into its plot, and is simply a story separate from its creator with iconic characters we should remember and cherish” way and not in a “beeboy xd the CHILD” way.
however i do believe the latter is actually a fundamental step in becoming the former
#does this.#even make fucking sense#vixen rambles#dsmp#cponk my beautiful faithful wife there will always be dinner waiting for you on the stove i will cook and clean and take care of the kids-#-please baby grill just one chance
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lani you gotta put tish in your next music video🙏🏾🙏🏾🤭!!
#av rants#pretty PLEASEEEE😩??!!#HEAR ME OUT !!#and y’all ain’t even gotta be on no freaky shit just like have her ina background playing cards or wtv sippin on ha drank with em shades on😎#AND THE GRILLS TOO can’t forget them bad boys !#that could bring the whole community into tears mane🥲🥲🤣#lani would prolly be down its tish ass i’m worried about🙄🙄#just think on it baby y’all don’t gotta decide now 😚😚#letitia wright#kehlani
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one thing i absolutely is that sometimes not only do i have to take care of my dad i have to babysit my older brother because he gets completely wasted and thinks every idea he has is good and has been having a two-week bender and i want to scream so so so loud so so so bad but i can't do that
#whiny baby post#sure absolutely plastered guy why don't you fire up the grill at 9pm#and then by 11pm make me have to come out and tell you to shut it all down because the flames are over a foot high#and everything you've managed to even get on the grill without having to throw out bc you dropped it on the ground is burnt to shit#now we have several bags of hamburger meat that can't be re-frozen and are just sitting in the fridge#and then yes please absolutely fight me on whether or not you should keep grilling even after burning yourself#like literally what the fuck dude#makes my entire very difficult situation one thousand times harder than it needs to be
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ketchup my delicious little friend
#wish i could carry you everywhere but i dont have the pocket or backpack space for that#make my awesome garbage food taste even better#shoutout to my darling bottomfeeders grill cheese u my ride or die without u i wouldnt have made it theough middle scchool#‘skenp you already didnt make it through middle school you dropped out remember’ well wirhout my bottomfeeders grill cheese i would b dead.#so think abt that next time#anyways. idk where id be without u ketchup baby i could put you on anythinf#i cant believe i saw somebody say ketchup on spaghetti was like weird or abnormal or gross or whatever on here awhile ago……#like. thats one of the Things u put on pasta. i didnt put anythinf else on pasta until like 2 years ago#if u have pasta u can put pesto or butter or just olive oil which is good and you cna put tomato sauce and u can put ketchup#i ONLY had ketchup on my pasta for at least the first 9 years of my life. wat r u guys talking abt#theyre lovers theyre soulmates theyre meant to be together……. what the hell else do u use ketchup for if u think thats weird ???
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It's been officially longer than a year since I last posted gameplay pics...
For the most part of 2022, I couldn't play The Sims because I shared a computer and we couldn't agree on it. Then I played it for like, 2 months (in 2023!) on my bf's computer, but I couldn't take any screenshots 😭 And now, since October of 2023, I've been in England working as a volunteer, with no access to a personal computer. My friend was kind enough to lend me his laptop a few weeks ago so that I could finally play a bit, but it's not ideal because, well, it's his, and he needs it for work outside of the volunteering. I might be able to get my hands on a new laptop soon though (!!!!!!), and I'm really excited about finally being able to remove the "hiatus" from my bio! Or at least replace it with "semi hiatus", you know lol
I obviously won't be able to even remember what's gone on in my households, but at least I'll be back to playing once every few weeks and documenting my stuff. If everything works out, I should be here in one or two weeks, posting unedited screenshots of my game, like I used to, and getting 2 to 5 likes on each post <3 Just how I like it!
#text#i'm so excited to be back#i missed the game and sharing my love for it on tumblr#i miss my households and my sims and my neighborhoods#i miss danika and tessa. i miss their children#i miss my gameplay of alt pleasantview that i didn't even get to post#btw i've made it soooo gay you wouldnt believe it...#daniel pleasant and darren dreamer are married#they have a baby boy#hhhh i also have a new legacy save which i may or may not give up on depending on how creative i manage to be with the 1st generation#there's three kids. one of them is an alien who builds a shitton of servo-androids to be sold in a store that he owns#and he's married to a vampire#the second one lacked personality so i have him a grilled cheese secondary and had him as the main guy on a bachelor challenge#and the third kid i'm still trying to figure out what to do with her#like. she's a pleasure sim which is one of the most aimless aspirations in my book#she's sharing a small house with a romance sim and they're both so... “idk what to do with my life i'm just having fun”#IDK WHETHER TO MARRY THEM OR NOT? THEY LIKE EACH OTHER BUT THEY HAVE NO LONGTERM PLANS WHATSOEVER.#they're a mystery i swear#can i just say. i'm very shy and bad at conversation but i'd like to make more friends who are simmers#if you'd like to make friends or even just talk to me feel free to comment on my posts <3#i probably won't comment on urs unless u do it first for fear of looking weird#that being said. i wish all simmers a very pleasant morning/afternoon/evening#it's 3 am and i should be sleeping i need to be up at 7
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Bismarck is the the gateway to the cesspool of the west
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Shitting while my pepper plants take a shower next to me #domesticlifethings
#lmao little baby is in charge of dinner tonight and they had us take shots before they started cooking#if im the wine mom with my apron and tall can in a wine glass combo#they are the drunk uncle making sure everyones turnt up before anything even hits the grill#meanwhile big baby is recovering from work and playing gta5#and sugar D baby is being cute and wholesome#as always#anyway i love my life#and leon if ur still stalking me u a bitch and a half :3#they speak
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— YOU'RE RIGHT, BABY | 𝐂.𝐁𝐂



▹ PAIRING: soft!dom fiancé bangchan x f. reader
▹ SYNOPSIS: Chan gets a little upset upon realizing that you weren’t wearing your engagement ring, but you make it up to him by letting him fuck you in his studio after a long day of work…
▹ WARNINGS: KINKTOBER SPECIAL, swearing, kissing, teasing, dry humping and heavy petting, mentions of food, breeding kink + cream pie (chan’s a possessive freak and in love with the idea of getting you preggers lol), dirty talk, light breath play (f. receiving), pet names (good girl, baby), that’s about it
▹ WORD COUNT: 1.8k — DAY 2
BEING THE AMAZING partner you are, you decided to stop by the studio where your fiancé was working and bring him some dinner, and by dinner, I mean a box full of his favorite takeout foods:
Grilled beef, steamed rice, broccoli teriyaki, and a chicken egg roll…
He was working a few hours overtime that day, and aside from the fact that you wanted him to have something good to eat after expending such efforts, you really just missed his presence…
You missed looking at his gorgeous face and hearing his adorable voice while he did absolutely nothing but vibe with you… you missed having his hands on you and your hands on him as you both got lost in the lusts of your own hearts—
“Chris,” your voice came out gently as you stood behind him, caressing over his tense shoulders while he remained seated in his desk chair, “just rest your little head, baby… you worry too much…”
“I do… you’re right…” he sighs deeply while leaning his head back against the headrest to look at you, the smell of takeout distant in the room.
His eyes are clearly tired as you know he’s been overworked lately, but you hold yourself from bringing it up to him, placing a gentle kiss to the center of his forehead instead.
“Thanks for stopping by, though, princess,” he went on, and you already feel like he’s trying to push you away, despite how you literally just got here, “I have to get back to work now, though—”
“You’re always getting back to work, Channie…” you chuckle slightly, and his eyes flutter shut as your thumbs come across a particularly tight muscle in his left shoulder…
Digging in, you massage the knot gently, but the pressure you apply doesn’t feel so soothing at first—
“Ouch, that hurts!” Chan exclaims with a wince, and you simply smooth over his skin with your touch, massaging a different area instead as you decided to give that spot time to heal on its own.
“Look… your body’s aching as if you’ve been working in a field all day… that’s why I’m here to make you feel better,” you return, and his body is clearly starting to relax the more and more your fingers smooth along the base of his neck and back down his shoulders again, soft hums coming from his throat at the sensation.
“But you don’t have to, love…” he says, voice a little weak as the warmth of your touch reeled him into relaxation, “just having you around is making me feel better already…”
“Aww,” you pout facetiously, even though he can’t see it from where he’s sitting, “You missed me, Channie?… Your very own nagging fiancé?…”
“Nooo,” he corrects, turning in his chair now to get a proper look at you, “I missed my beautiful wife to be, and my adoring partner in crime…”
Reaching out a hand, the veins in his arm appear highlighted under the dim studio lighting as he guides your face into his before giving you a kiss that you both smile into… weakly though, considering how it’s literally 4 in the morning...
Breaking from the contact, you tug at his wrist slightly, not letting go until he finally gets up from the chair, letting you lead him to sit on the couch.
The look on his face now very clearly lets you know what’s on his mind, but you simply decide to sit on his lap in a straddle position, wanting him to make the first move from here…
And he did.
“Can I?” He asks while lifting his hands from the couch cushion, hovering them over your hips and being careful not to touch until you allowed him to.
“Of course, silly,” you chuckle, making him blush slightly at your brief fit of laughter.
“It’s not like anyone’s here to tease us for it,” you went on, thinking back to the countless times that your fiancé’s friends (specifically Minho and Han) would outwardly gag whenever you two publicly display affection—
“You’re right, baby… no one’s around to bother us,” Chris breathes in agreement, finally letting his eager hands rest at your hips before adding a bit of pressure as he caressed up your waist and along your thighs, “The two of us could practically get away with doing anything we want for the next few hours in here…”
You didn't even have to ask to know what he was specifically implying, but you decide to play dumb anyway, just because you absolutely loved hearing his strong Aussie accent come out whenever he was sexually worked up with you…
“Takeout’s still waiting to be opened, Chris,” you whisper, letting your nails gently drag against his scalp as he melts into your touch, his silky curls looping around your fingers, “we shouldn’t keep it out for too long or else it might spoil…”
“Well I’m not in the mood to eat anymore,” he whispers back in a raspy voice, and you let your weight sink further into his lap, your bottom resting right above the spot his true hunger was pulling him most.
“Use your words, baby… tell me what you want,” You press, leaving a kiss along his clenched jawline… and another one on his pretty thick lips… and a third one against his Adam’s Apple that makes him groan out loud…
Or maybe his groan had more to do with the way you were also rocking your hips against his clothed hard on, making his hands slightly grip at the fabric of your jeans for any sort of leverage.
“Why… of all the bottoms that you own, did you close to wear tight, denim jeans at a time like this?” He asks with frustration, making you giggle a bit at the way his chest rises and falls every time you circle in his lap, the rough material tantalizing him…
“Don’t you think they make my ass look good, though?” You tease with a pout, watching as he smirks at your question, only to hiss at your movements again.
“They make your ass look great, babe… but they also make it impossible for me to touch you properly…”
He was doing it again, you thought to yourself… That thing where he gets you to do what he wants without specifically asking.
Yes, Chris was a typically a pretty confident guy, but sometimes, you had a way of bringing out his shy, reluctant side when it came to sexual things, but you still found it cute nonetheless.
“Fine, then… since you’re too shy to ask for it properly, I’ll just do it myself,” you say in a bratty tone while getting up from his lap, and he visibly scoffs at the way you stood before him now, fingers meddling with the buckle of your jeans until he stopped you.
“C’mere,” he huffs, pulling you close to him by the belt loop of your jeans until you fall into the couch beside him with a gentle plop.
His smirks again once he finally unzips the rough fabric just enough to see a leak of what’s beneath, and the expression is so wide that his dimples come through…
At first, you’re not sure why he’s a grinning mess, but you understand once his fingers run over the lace of your black panties, the same pair that he brought you a while back on one of his tours cross-country.
“I’ll take a wild guess and say you wore these for me, huh?” He asks with a husk to his tone now that you’re bumping your knee against his clothed hard-on, and his hips subconsciously chase the friction.
“Mhm,” you hum softly, lifting up on your elbows now to look at him better, “I just didn’t expect you to take so long to get ‘em off me…”
“How cute,” he returns, and your eyes follow the veins trailing his forearm, his flexed fingers hooking at either side of your hips before tugging your jeans the rest of the way down and past your ankles with your panties, tucking them under the couch cushion for his private use later…
“Cute?” You repeat with a raised brow, spreading your legs before him as you both watched each others cores intently, practically itching within yourself for him to finally untie his sweatpants.
“Yup. Love it when you get in your little attitudes,” he says plainly, but his smile is half-hearted now as he leans over you, bracing himself with his hands before kissing your forehead.
You try to follow where his eyes are looking, but his bangs are in the way, and you can’t help but ask him what the matter is…
However, he doesn’t answer immediately, simply taking your hands in his and placing a kiss to l the closed knuckles of your left hand, right before pinning your wrist at either side of your head on the couch.
And that’s when it hits you… the reason behind his sudden change in aura:
You forgot to put your engagement ring on…
You had only taken it off for a second before coming to meet him in the studio because some oil from the takeout bag had spilled on your hands… while washing up in the bathroom, you had put the ring in your purse and simply forgot to put it back on…
Though, you knew at this point it’d be worthless trying to get that story through Chan’s thick skull, as he had already made up in his mind that you were playing games with him…
“Where’s your ring, baby?” Your fiancé asks while shimmying down his boxers and trousers with one hand, and you near choke on air at the sight of his glossy and girthy tip springing out before you, red and angry with need.
“I-it’s in my purse,” you stammer, almost feeling guilty now that you had even forgot to put it back on in the first place, “I can go and get it—”
“No need,” he interrupts you, lining himself up with your entrance as the depth of his voice equally catches you off guard, “just make sure you put it back on after this, yea?”
You winced at the sudden stretch of his cock filling you up just right, and your hips are already trembling at the delicious fullness.
“Channie… it slipped my mind, baby… please,” you say, and you’re not quite sure what it is that you’re begging for, but you always had a habit of going dumb around his cock, even if it’s just resting inside you.
“I gave you a simple order, love… now, do you understand me, yes or no?” He asks more sternly this time, thrusting into you with a sharp hit of his hips, and you internally cringe at yourself for hiccuping at the force.
“Y-yes, I understand,” is all you manage to say as he continues slamming his hips into you at a painfully slow pace, looking you dead in the eye as you crumble beneath his intense gaze.
“Say it again,” he orders, and you listen, gripping at his biceps and biting your lip as an attempt to keep your moans in, but the little whimpers and whines end up spilling out anyway.
You can feel Chan's cock twitch inside you every time you say yes for him, especially with the way your walls are throbbing around his length as he groans the words “good girl” in the midst of it all.
“So so good for me,” he continues, grinding his hips in a way that makes his pelvis graze your clit rythmically, and you’re sure you’re seeing stars once his hand finds your neck, just resting it there to get your attention.
“Good enough to let me cum in you, huh?” He questions, but it’s more so of a suggestion than anything, and you oblige to it, nodding your head in desperation as your hips start to follow the movements of his.
“Yes, baby… w-want you to fill me up so bad,” you whimper, and he lets a groan out right after you… one that makes your stomach flutter with emotions given how beautiful it sounded.
“Gonna put a baby in your pretty little stomach,” he huffs in between fucking you open with all his strength, “and at that point, who cares if you don’t have your ring on? Everyone will know who you belong to once your tummy’s all swollen because of me… tell me who this pussy belongs to…”
“Y-you, Channie,” you blabber out pathetically, your own mouth filling with saliva at how amazing he’s making you feel right now.
“Louder…”
“It’s all- fuckkk… yours, b-baby,” you cry out, and it’s a weak cry at that given the way his hand is tightening around your throat, but you don’t mind… not one bit when it feels THIS. Fucking. Good…
He finally lets his lips find yours in a needy kiss, and a string of spit keeps y’all together as he break away to let out a moan of his own, but you’re pulling him back into you, wanting him to be as close as possible to you in this moment.
The couch starts to creak to the rhythm of his movements, and you couldn’t be more thankful for the large cushions it was made with, otherwise you’re certain the both of you would’ve been on the floor at this point.
“Feels so fucking good inside you, baby… sooo fucking good,” he grunts, and you know he’s almost close just from the way his eyebrows are screwing into adorable little crinkles, his thrusts becoming sloppier and sloppier by the second.
“F-fuck~” you mewl against his lips, feeling the knot in your own stomach tighten as his cock hit mesmerizing places inside you.
He keeps his hand snug around your neck while looking into your eyes, and his hips can’t bare to piston into your cunt any longer once your walls clench around him, making him feel dizzy in the head.
“Cum in me,” you plead with a soft voice while, lips puffy from how hard you’d been biting them, and Chan finally lets himself go, barely getting any extra thrusts in before painting your walls with his hot release, groaning shamelessly like a porn star.
“Oh my God,” he grunts with a strained voice, using his last bit of strength to prevent himself from collapsing on top of you given how spent he is now.
“Wait, Channie,” you say, thighs still trembling a bit as he pulled out of you, a bit too early though for you to remind him that his cum would only spill out—
“Shit,” he swears under his breath upon realizing, rushing to catch the fluid spilling from your cunt now with his fingers, trying not to get it on the couch, but to no avail.
He instead lets his fingers push the cum back into you, holding his wrist there until he’s able to reach for a napkin off of his desk to help clean you up.
“Stop that, baby,” he says with a mischievous smile, but only because your walls were sucking his digits in, preventing him from taking them out to clean them off, “give me some time to recharge and then we can go again, okay?…”
All you can bring yourself to do is hum at his words, and he in turn offers you another gentle smile.
Applying light pressure to your lower stomach, he finally gets your walls to release his fingers from the confines of your sloppy hole, wiping the residue off with the napkin.
“Didn’t expect you to cum this much,” you say in a sleepy tone while reaching for your jeans to slide them back on.
“Me neither,” he chuckles, readjusting his pants before getting up to toss the soiled napkin in the bin nearby, “but uh... just know that if in three weeks, we find out that our first future child was conceived on this couch, never tell this story to anyone…”
⋆♱✮ Huge thanks to everyone who made it to the end of this fic, concluding DAY 2 of my Kinktober Event !! This was also my first time publishing any written work for Stray Kids (my ult group XD) so feel free to tell me how I did in the comments !! Finally, if you're interested in reading more works like this, check out my main enhypen masterlist or my kinktober masterlist here by clicking one of these links !!
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soo … all i can say is im ovulating 🤗 this is a part for my best friends mom series
“mmm rub her faster mama” connie stood above you, his sock covered feet sinking into the mattress as the camera flashed repeatedly above you. your ring finger shined against the flashing light of him photographing how you fingered yourself. “one more finger you can do it. you take more with my dick baby” being much older than connie you thought the relationship would have challenge, tribulations. but really the only tribulation was you hiding him from your son.
“yea, pretty ass pussy with a big ass ring” connie zoomed more into your wet cunt that was leaking all over the covers. he took a pictures just as jucices dripped from your clenched hole to your ass. “c-connie” you whined bucking into you hand, connie slowly getting on his knees. he paused his photoshoot to place a gentle kiss on your puffy clit, a smirk on his face that let you get a glimpse of his shining grills. “what ma’ma?” your eyes rolled to the back of your head when your fingers touched a spacific spot. connie immediately putting the camera back up and dropping a large wad of spit directly on your hole making your legs shake.
“m-moveee!” you tried kicking him with your foot, connie laughing at you and grabbing ahold of the body part, turning the camera on video mode and towards himself. “my baby such a slut” he looked into the camera smiling, still using his other hand to hold you foot. “mm” he said to himself looking at your pretty white toes, his mouth moving before he could think. tounge swrirling against your big toe making sure the camera caught how he groaned against your feet - saliva dripping everywhere, while you cried- pussy pulsing in the background.
connie tuned the camera back towards you, a evil laugh fall from him as he let your foot go, and let the camera get the view of your pussy and face. pretty brown tits laying on your chest the went up and down quickly. “you finna cum baby?” connie knew you were, already seeing the thick cream gushing out of you, just when you stomach began to bubble, connie moved two of his fingers to rub your clit while the three in your hole worked faster.
“c-connieeeoooo s-stop! g-gottaaaa-” you couldn’t even let him know what was happening before squirt started shooting out of you. connie’s obnoxious laugh was in the video- him angling the camera to capture how he got his face closer and opened his mouth drinking up everything you had to offer. in the shoot, connie’s hand shook as he pulled out his own tan dick that was red. he began pumping himself for the camera. your cunt finally done and leaving you a twitching mess. “yea, fuck- love this pussy!” he let go of his cock to slap your pussy making a small wet sound erupt in the room setting him off.
“l-love my fuckin wifeee” his threw his head back camera falling on the bed, as his cum painted your pussy, the camera only getting the sexy sound that came from you both.
#— writings!#connie x reader#connie x black reader#connie x reader smut#connie springer x chubby reader#connie springer x black reader#connie springer x reader#connie springer smut#connie smut#aot x black reader#aot x chubby reader#aot x reader#aot smut#attack on titan x black reader#attack on titan x reader#attack on titan smut#anime x chubby reader#anime smut#anime x black!reader
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things worth celebrating:
my son, who is currently fighting a nasty cold and hasn’t eaten any proper meals, happily eating a full half of a grilled cheese
#squeaky toy noises#baby talk#most things we’ve put in front of him he’s been outright refusing to eat. the most we’ve gotten is a couple crackers.#needless to say i am SO glad i learned that he fuckin loves grilled cheese#he even put the rest in a tupperware (mostly) by himself…. 😭
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gotta go to bed bc i have workies tomorrow but i gotta add my other muses so uhhh
canons tba.
Taniks
Empress Caiatl
Lakshmi-2
Misraaks
Saladin
ocs tba.
Bran
Arianrhod
Flower
Leah
Thistle
Yoshinada Koreyatsu
Yoshinada Takehiko
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Unveiled Secrets

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Fandom: Criminal Minds
Summary: The BAU was stunned to learn Hotch had been secretly dating you, a high-profile lawyer. When you arrived at the office, their teasing only intensified—especially after you revealed how much Hotch actually talked about them. Despite his attempts to stay composed, his fond looks and hand-holding gave him away. The team? Never letting this go.
Pairing: Reader/Aaron Hotchner
Aaron Hotchner had always been a private man. He wasn’t one for sharing personal details—not with strangers, not with acquaintances, and certainly not at work.
So when the team stumbled upon your name in connection to a high-profile case, the reactions were… dramatic, to say the least.
It all started when Garcia pulled up the case details on the conference room screen.
“A well-known CEO is being blackmailed,” she began, scrolling through the information. “Their lawyer is heavily involved in handling the case. They’re one of the most high-profile attorneys in the country, known for representing some of the biggest names in business. Their reputation is—”
She stopped.
Her fingers hovered over the keyboard, her mouth falling open slightly.
Morgan frowned. “What is it, Baby Girl?”
Garcia blinked at the screen, then looked at Hotch—then back at the screen.
“Uhh…” She bit her lip. “Guys, we may have… a situation.”
JJ leaned forward. “What kind of situation?”
Garcia hesitated for half a second before enlarging the lawyer’s name on the screen.
Your name.
The room went silent.
Dead silent.
Emily was the first to react. “Wait. Y/N L/N? As in the Y/N L/N? The one who’s been on Forbes’ power list? The one who has an entire wing of the courthouse named after them?”
Morgan let out a low whistle. “Damn. I didn’t know we were dealing with legal royalty.”
Rossi raised an eyebrow. “Not just legal royalty. Hotch’s girlfriend.”
The entire team turned to stare at Aaron.
Hotch, who had been completely calm up until this moment, simply exhaled through his nose.
“I was going to tell you eventually,” he said, voice even.
Garcia gasped. “You were dating one of the most powerful lawyers in the country and you didn’t tell us?!”
Hotch gave her a pointed look. “I don’t discuss my personal life at work.”
Emily crossed her arms, grinning. “So let me get this straight. You’ve been secretly dating a high-profile, ridiculously successful lawyer, and we’re only finding out because of a case?”
“I wouldn’t call it ‘secret,’” Hotch said smoothly.
“Oh, I would,” Morgan smirked. “Damn, Hotch. You really had us fooled. You leave work like a machine—no hints, no clues—and the whole time, you’re going home to one of the most well-known attorneys in the country?”
JJ was still processing. “How long has this been going on?”
Hotch didn’t answer right away, which only made the team collectively lose their minds.
“Oh my God,” Garcia breathed. “It’s serious.”
Rossi smirked knowingly. “It must be. Otherwise, Hotch would have shut down this conversation ten minutes ago.”
Hotch remained calm, as always, but there was a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth—a tell that only Rossi seemed to catch.
Then—before the team could grill him further—Hotch’s phone buzzed on the table.
One glance at the screen, and his entire expression softened.
Emily caught it immediately. “Oh my God. That’s her, isn’t it?”
Garcia practically lunged across the table, trying to peek at the screen. “Does she call you ‘Aaron’? Or do we get something cuter? Like ‘honey’? Or ‘babe’?”
Hotch calmly put his phone in his pocket.
“I’ll meet you all at the jet in an hour.”
And with that, he walked out—leaving chaos in his wake.
The team erupted the second the door closed.
“Okay, I need details!” Garcia practically shouted.
JJ shook her head in disbelief. “I just… I can’t believe it.”
Morgan grinned. “Oh, I can. I mean, think about it—a powerful lawyer and an FBI Unit Chief? That’s a power couple.”
Emily nodded. “And you just know Hotch tries to act all serious and professional at home, but she probably teases him constantly.”
Rossi just chuckled, shaking his head. “This is going to be fun.”
The case required your involvement, which meant you had to come to the BAU to review evidence.
Hotch had warned you that the team knew about your relationship now.
What he hadn’t told you was how dramatic their reactions had been.
So, when you walked into the bullpen in your impeccably tailored suit, heels clicking against the floor with a confidence that only came from years of courtrooms and high-stakes negotiations—
All eyes were on you.
“Damn,” Morgan muttered under his breath. “She’s even more intimidating in person.”
You smirked. “You must be Derek Morgan.”
His eyebrows shot up. “You know me?”
“Oh, I know all of you,” you said smoothly, setting your bag on the conference table. “Aaron talks about you more than he realizes.”
Garcia practically squealed. “He talks about us?!”
You nodded. “He pretends he doesn’t, but trust me—he does.”
Emily grinned. “Please tell me he complains about paperwork.”
You laughed. “Endlessly.”
JJ, still slightly in shock, shook her head. “I just can’t believe this. You’re… you’re Y/N L/N. And you’ve been dating Hotch this whole time?”
You glanced toward Aaron, who was watching the entire interaction with a slight smirk—his version of amusement.
“Well,” you said, “we weren’t exactly hiding it. We just didn’t announce it.”
Morgan shook his head. “Man. We’ve been working with Hotch for years, and somehow, you cracked the code.”
You turned toward Aaron, smiling softly.
“He’s not as complicated as you all think.”
And that? That made Hotch’s expression shift—because you weren’t just saying it. You meant it.
Rossi, who had been watching the whole interaction with quiet amusement, finally spoke up. “Alright, now that we’ve all processed the fact that Hotch is dating a lawyer who could probably destroy us all in court—”
“Definitely could,” you interrupted, smirking.
Rossi chuckled. “We should probably get to work.”
The team reluctantly shifted gears, but as you took your seat beside Hotch, Garcia whispered not-so-quietly to Emily:
“I still think she calls him babe.”
Hotch sighed.
You just smiled.
And when Aaron subtly reached under the table, intertwining his fingers with yours, you knew—
The team was never letting this go.
And you wouldn’t have it any other way.
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A SURPRISE VISIT — ITOSHI RIN
౨ৎ — you decide to surprise your fiancé while he is doing a photoshoot for a brand he works with. the director and photographer never even knew rin could smile in such a way...
itoshi rin x reader. fluff, pro soccer player!rin, y’all are like mid-twenties here, established relationship, sunshine x grumpy vibes :>
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It’s not often you are able to visit Rin while he’s working. Given the nature of his job, he spends most of his time traveling around for away games and matches outside of Japan.
Today, however, Rin is in town for a photoshoot with a local luxury brand and you decide that is the perfect opportunity. for you to surprise him. He spoils you plenty himself, bringing you souvenirs and cute trinkets from his travels. This is the least you can do to pamper him back.
You prepare him a quick and easy meal—a grilled mackerel rice bowl with a side of spinach salad—but still packed with nutrients to help fuel his body for the long day ahead. Rin has complained about PR and photoshoot days to you plenty of times before. They were busy and tiring and he barely got any breaks. What better way to bring some light into his day than a little surprise?
Along with a warm, homemade lunch, you decide you want to stop by for some flowers as well. At a nearby florist, you order a bouquet of vibrant blue morning glories (the closest color you can get to his eyes, though nothing seems to be the perfect match) mixed in with classic white florets.
Pleased with your little bouquet and neatly wrapped lunch box, you bound along to the studio Rin was working in for the day.
Immediately upon entry, you find yourself greeted by the receptionist, cheerily asking how she can help you.
“I’m just here to visit my fiance,” you say with a smile. “He’s here for a shoot— Itoshi Rin.”
She eyes you skeptically, her eyes briefly flitting to the phone on her desk. “Can I ask for your name, please?”
“Of course!” you agree hurriedly, pulling your ID out of your wallet as you stated your name. It’s inconvenient at times, having a professional soccer player as a fiancé, but you understood why security had to be higher for him. “I promise, I’m not lying! See.”
You flash her your diamond engagement ring and show her your lock screen photo of you and Rin making kissy faces at the camera.
“Oh, no! I don’t think you’re lying! Mr. Itoshi’s team always gives a list of who he might be expecting and, well, the list only has your name on it,” explains the receptionist, looking back and forth between your ID and her computer screen. “You can head right in! His session is in the big room to the left.”
“Thank you!” you chirp, gathering the bouquet back up in one arm as you hold his lunch in the other. You hope Rin will feel how much you love and value him.
You walk down the hall and hesitantly knock on the door, before deciding to push it open after not hearing a response.
As soon as you peek your head in, your eyes lock with Rin’s as he poses in a relaxed stance, one hand in his pocket as he looks away from the camera dramatically. Once he notices you, his serious expression changes into one of surprise as the corner of his lip quirks upward into the semblance of a smile.
“Yes! Exactly like that!” the director cries in relief. “Hold that smile— This is the first one we’ve seen from you all day!”
As Rin’s attention is directed away from you, the sullen expression returns to his face.
“No! Smile, I said,” said the director exasperatedly.
You wave your flowers around in the background, hoping to catch Rin’s attention as you shoot him a playful wink. It’s similar to when parents are trying to get their baby to smile for the camera by playing peek-a-boo behind the lens.
Rin’s much too old to be treated like a baby, yet somehow, your method works.
His eyes soften as he lets out an amused snort. It’s quiet and barely there, but it was enough to change the ambiance of the photoshoot. From the corner of your eye, you see the creative director nodding at the photographer fervently as the rapid clicks of the camera sound in succession.
Once satisfied with the amount of successful photos they captured, the director soon calls a quick break so the next scene can be shot. Rin wastes no time in heading over to you with a question in his gaze.
“What are you doing here?” he asks.
You grin, handing him the bouquet of flowers. “To give you this!” you say simply. “I wanted to surprise you. I also brought you lunch. I know you don’t have much time to eat, but I hope you can find time to sneak a few bites between shoots.”
Rin takes the flowers and lunch box into his hands, eyes softening as he pulls you into a quick hug. “Now why did you go through all this on a random Thursday?”
“Do I need a reason to see my handsome boyfriend—er, fiancé—during work?” you say with a playful pout. He proposed only recently, and calling him fiancé is still new to you. “Don’t tell me you’re not happy to see me…”
Rin rolls his eyes at your dramatics. “I’m always happy to see you, and you know it.”
“I do!” you agree happily, bringing another small smile onto his face. “Now, I don’t want to keep you from your work for too long. I better get going.”
He frowns. “Can’t you stay longer?”
Before you can reply, the creative director from earlier concurs, “Yes, can you please? We need more pictures of Mr. Itoshi looking like he’s not miserable!”
Rin glares at him in annoyance. Partly for saying he looks miserable and partly for interrupting his conversation with you.
You laugh at the director’s pleading. “I wish I could, but I do have some work of my own to finish up today.”
You aren’t sure whose face looks more dejected—the director’s or Rin’s?
“But,” you start, trying to cheer them both up, “Rin, you can look at the flowers I got you and smile when you think of me!”
Rin’s cheeks color and a grunt of embarrassment escapes him as his eyes flit frantically to everyone overhearing the conversation.
You grin, not letting up. “And, if you eat the lunch I made you, your stomach and soul will be warmed for the rest of the shoot!”
The director nods along like you came up with the most brilliant idea ever.
“Okay, now I really do have to go,” you say apologetically, placing a chaste kiss onto Rin’s lips. “I’ll see you at home? Soon?
He nods. “Soon.”
“And,” the director sings, “it might be even sooner than planned. Mr. Itoshi, if you cooperate well, we may be able to finish up within the next hour and a half.”
Rin’s expression turns serious, a look of fierce determination forming on his features. “So, I can be home in less than two hours?”
“Yes. Maybe even sooner if we get into a good flow.”
“We will,” promises Rin as if he has no other option. “I’ll be home soon.”
You giggle at his resoluteness. Nothing motivates him more than soccer and spending time with you.
“Work hard then!” you say. “I’ll see you in a bit, baby.”
The tips of Rin’s ears turn red as he hisses, “In public?”
You have to stop yourself from snickering at his embarrassment. The two of you really need to work on your public displays of affection.
“Wait— That’s it!” exclaimed the director. “That’s the perfect flushed face! Someone bring a camera here, stat!” As the director rambles along, you wave goodbye to Rin, wiggling your fingers as you watch the look of misery return to Rin’s face, his eyes calling to you to help get him out of here.
“Break’s over! Come along now, Mr. Itoshi.”
You spare him one last thumbs up before leaving the studio with a laugh. Well, that visit certainly turned out to be more entertaining than you had imagined. You would have to visit Rin at work much more often.
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DIVINE DEATHBLAST

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#i'm like that poor grilled baby#it's not even that hot why did i get cooked immediately??#help the bird is talking again
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