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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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#oooh this is weird#I got one of those copy and paste hate anons#but like.... why?#besides fic I don't post about larry... for a reason? 😂#babes do you even know me???#aaah anyway couldn't say nothing it was just too funny#zanni thinks#to delete
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am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.
you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?
okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.
but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.
i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.
and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?
#spilled ink#warm up#writeblr#she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face#but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me#while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning#while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep#and then she was like - ur just like my abuser#bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights#and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child#i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off#like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend#pushed me down in the fucking hallway#but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced#bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster''#but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE#i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do''#babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him'#that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED#godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic#i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.
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i can't with all these "the show is highlighting tommy's jealousy, they're planting seeds that it will cause problems" takes like bffr. he mentioned being envious over the 118's dynamic twice, sure, but in what world (literally how?) would that cause a relationship problem? do yall expect him to be in cahoots with gerrard behind their back and murder buck to take over his life or something?? like even with the hyperbole aside, i genuinely cannot see how they can turn this into relationship drama without going against everything they showed us with tommy so far
#he literally reassured buck about his relationships in that first scene he's fine with it#he asked how buck was doing about bobby because again he KNOWS (he literally has eyes & was there to witness buck save bobby from the ship)#how much bobby means to him like do yall think 6 months into their relationship he will be unable to deal with this and what? demand buck#not be so close with them?#or that he will want to be a part of that too and buck (who in turn reassured him about this in 7x04) will be like#“uhm babe you wanting to be friends with my friends is giving me the ick?”#like whats the logic here#i'll eat my words if 911 can spin this as relationship drama i will#but im also certain this is not going the way you guys think it will#if anything the most logical follow up to this is tommy connecting with these people more as he desires and it being a good thing for both#tommy's character and bucktommy's relationship#ok rant over#911#bucktommy#tevan#kinley#edit: the only think i can think of is if he feels neglected bc say buck needs to make time for someone else but even that doesn't make#sense because buck NEVER neglected his love interests and tommy is literally friends with all these ppl to a degree so he'd arguably#understand it more than any of his exes (none of whom had any problems with buck#'s relationships within the 118)#i think you're just ignoring the context of these scenes because they paint the bigger picture of tommy being fully accepting of these#relationships so unless something changes drastically (an external thing making him feel insecure about it/buck going too ooc and#neglecting his significant other entirely etc.) i dont see how this can be a problem#mimi.txt
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It remains so funny to me that Caleb's idea of 'settled' is definitely "stirring up revolutionary talk in the capital like a 19th century philosophy professor while his wanted criminal boyfriend shows up on his front porch once a week in the flimsiest disguise imaginable." Icon shit.
#yes this is a really specific pull. yes I stand by it.#don't @ me.#caleb has more respect for women than a 19th century philosophy professor tho and we all thank god for that.#but also. essek. bby. not even like into the foyer? is this basically the dezran thain disguise??? cuz that's what it sounds like???#do you think ludinus da'leth does not know who is strolling up the front walk?#he absolutely has tabs kept on caleb. he knows babe.#you are small potatoes to him.#(I say. given tiefic. but like....... that's extenuating circumstances lmao. and oh boy does it get worse. :))) )#don't worry about it certainly no implications for the chapter this week none whatsoever :)#caleb widogast#critical role#cr spoilers
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Intresting how its only trivializing and mocking green myths when non-greek white people do it, but not when non-greek poc do it. Its almost if you dont actually care
lmao bro what
i literally have zero clue what you're arguing here, "stop criticizing rachel for writing her greek myth retelling from a predominantly whitewashed westernized and christian-washed point view" ?? yeah okay lol
#i can't even tell what direction this strawman is trying to go in LOL#no one cares if you're white my guy#shit there are greek myth retellings that slap and are written by *gasp* non-greek white people!#if you write a story based on a culture that isn't your own just?? do your research ?? and don't write it like you hate it for existing???#some of y'all hurt yourselves in your own confusion as if it's such a chore to give a shit about the stories you're adapting lolol#“I didn't know greece has moved out from the west and europe” babe can you please point to me on a map where you think greece is#ama#ask me anything#anon ama#anon ask me anything
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Truth has many flavors, Your Grace.
#a very specific hozier edit for di HAPPY HOLIDAYS QUEEN OF HELL#if it's an eye you want to balance the scales I AM YOUR SERVANT#larycent#larys x alicent#alicent x larys#larys strong#alicent hightower#not even tagging it as hotdedit because nope#it's just my lil gift to doomed people you know who you are freaks my beloved#me 2 me: look babe there's another larycent edit!!!!!!!!!!!#game of thrones#shitty things i do for love
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Thinking about Margo identifying regrets and correcting her behavior accordingly no matter the personal cost. She literally cares so deeply and wants to do the right thing so much that she'd step up even when not asked when the situation arises again.
#margo madison#for all mankind#(ed baldwin do this challenge)#what gets me is that they were both indeed unreasonable requests but she knows she can do better and she will do better regardless#this post brought to you by me ending up on reddit again against my own better judgement#“it's ooc for margo to wanna help that guy she didn't even do anything when they were strangling sergei”#babe have you considered that that's why she's doing it??#brainless ppl over there smh
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GUYS GUYS I JUST HAD A THOUGHT
..fyodor parenting aya.
that's it. that's the thought.
#ok i know this was evil of me but hey#HER BECOMING A PARALLEL TO KYOUKA LIKE STARTING WITH BRAM IN THE LIGHT AND BEING PUSHED FURTHER AND FURTHER TO THE DARK#or even bsd q#also also like fyodor being like ugh i guess i have to parent my bitter ex/passionate lover's child. oh whatever i shall do >:)#see my fyobram post for reference#UM BUT LIKE#this could either be really angsty or complete crack#or both honestly#him manipulating herrrrrrrr ough no i made myself saddd#kunikida lining up with custody papers be like#and bram is watching as like a spirit or as the consumed like “babe please this isn't you”#and what if i said this was the gateway to kunikida and fyodor making out sloppy style. what then.#bram watches in horror#bsd#bsd 114.5#bsd spoilers#bram bsd#bsd aya#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#bsd kunikida#fyobram#bsd bram
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liek,,, im ngl kinda tired of seeing the little "reblog or else you're a bad person" and "reblog or else you're going to die" things at the end of posts like babe,, can stop that babe >.< you're making me really anxious and you know i don't like that!!!!1!1!! >_//
#babe used in a neutral context here#but seriously man#Don't do that shit; especially if it's like “if you don't this thing something bad will happen to someone you love"#it's not funny; it causes serious paranoia and dread; and it doesn't even fucking work!!!!#I'm glad we moved on from the making I'm in your walls jokes now can we fucking stop this#I know I'm probably being dramatic but Jesus Christ . Sure ask for reblogs#but you don't need to tell me my brothers and my dog are gonna fucking die if I don't reblog to make me do it#a simple “please” could do. God damn#I'm very pissed and have been dealing with dread and compulsions recently can you tell#proxy: 🌀#decayed vocal chords !!
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you cut joseph's hair on a warm, summer morning
cw so fluffy i keeled over and died, gender-neutral reader
You hold the scissors with your middle finger and thumb, snipping the air with trembling fingers. The metal gleams brightly, reflecting rays of yellow and white into your eyes from the sun streaming through the kitchen window. The kitchen smells of fresh coffee and the lingering scent of breakfast, a comforting backdrop.
You take a deep breath, feeling the cool air fill your lungs. "I've never cut hair before."
Joseph sits patiently in front of you, the wooden chair groaning under his weight as he shifts to get more comfortable. His hair, slightly longer since you first met, curls gently at the ends. With the summer heat rising each day, he had asked you for a trim.
He chuckles softly, "Really? Should I be worried then?"
"I mean," you swallow, trying to steady your nerves, "I wouldn't blame you if you were."
"I trust you." His voice is soft, filled with an unspoken reassurance that makes your heart swell. His words give you a shot of confidence.
"Okay." You set your eyebrows, take another deep breath, and steady your hand as you pull a brown strand between your pointer and middle finger. "Here we go."
With a quick snip, an inch of hair twirls to the ground, catching the sunlight like tiny dancers.
"Feeling cooler already," he sighs jokingly, his shoulders rolling as you prepare to cut another strand. The warmth of his voice makes you feel more at ease.
A comfortable silence envelops you both as you work, snipping here and there, checking the evenness between strands. The sound of the scissors cutting through hair is rhythmic, almost soothing. You make your way to the front, where his bangs, overgrown and nearly covering his left eye, require attention. You comb the hair down flat over his eyes, the strands silky under your fingers. You carefully cut the long pieces, cautious not to cut too close to his face.
"You sure you've never cut hair before?" he asks, his eyes closed in bliss. "You seem like a natural."
You hum, your cheeks warming. "I'm just great at faking confidence. For all you know, I could be giving you a bowl cut."
He laughs, his nose crinkling, a sound that makes your heart skip. "Is that why my head feels lighter?"
You finish with his bangs, fluffing them up and snipping off any stray strands. "Well, now's the time to see for yourself. I'm all done!"
You take the towel off his shoulders, brushing off the cut hair onto the kitchen tile, and hand him a handheld mirror. He examines his hair in the tiny mirror, turning his face from side to side. You bite your thumbnail, crossing your arms over your chest as you wait for his reaction.
With a laugh, he runs a hand through his hair, his touch gentle. "Holy shit."
"So," you begin shyly, "you like it?"
He gently tosses the mirror onto the counter beside you and stands up suddenly, pulling you into a tight hug. His arms wrap around you, the warmth of his body radiating into yours. Your eyes widen, and you inhale sharply, the scent of his cologne mingling with the scent of freshly cut hair.
"I love it," he coos in your ear, his voice a tender whisper as he tucks his nose into your hair. "Thank you."
You sigh, smiling into his chest as you wrap your arms around his middle, feeling the steady beat of his heart against you. "I'm glad you like it."
#i've been having a rough mental health day so i give to you some domestic joseph#oh so scandalous#watch out! next thing you know they'll start doing laundry together!!#joseph lovess the domesticity#like yes babe pls let me do the dishes with you#these small moments mean so much to him#sunny day jack#somethings wrong with sunny day jack#sunny day jack x reader#joseph haberdae#joseph haberdae x reader#jacktor x reader#jacktor#im going to claw my face off just like nick did in the demo im not even KIDDING im such a sucker for this stuff man#written by lily ! 📖
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Just in case this wasn’t very clear: Sending anonymous (coward) Lestappen hate my way is an absolute waste of your time and energy because I could not care less about whatever shit you're spewing and I'll block you without even bothering to read your entire ask.
#Asks#Anon asks#Like fuck what are you hoping to achieve? 😂 Do you think you'll change my mind? Make me feel bad?#What a sad way to live your life spreading hate#I know you probably think you're badass sending anon hate to a Lestappen blog but let me tell you: you are anything but#It's just sad my dude#The clicks wasted to get into my ask box only to type out a long message I won't even read#Like damn babe#I've been part of fandoms for far too long to let those types of tragic attempts at being “cool” get to me in any way shape or form#If you have an issue with a ship just backlist tags and block blogs posting about it
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im gonna start a fight; and, at the same time, i need you to take this in the most good-faith way possible, but:
videos that involve body-checking and intentionally (and uncritically) show a mealplan of an unhealthy number of calories are just a revamped version of pro-ana food diaries.
and yeah, i know there's arguments. i address some of them under the cut. but at the end of the day, we're just coming back to romanticizing mental illness; we've just found a better platform for it.
this is already something we've done. we knew it was wrong and tried to stop it. and tbh. it just wasn't enough.
there are people who argue "well, what if you have an eating disorder, you can't help it if you don't eat!" except that as someone with an ED; we are not infants. we know what we're doing. part of having an ED is that you are like, maybe too self-aware. even if we can't help our own food choices, we don't need to fucking romanticize the disorder - something we've been warning you about since 2013. there are hours of setup, filming, and editing that go into these videos. they do not happen to fall into place randomly. there is a reason they are pieced together to be beautiful, bright, inspiring.
there's this woman who pretty much only posts daily plans under a normal amount of calories, and everyone defends her saying but it's better than nothing! and i'm like. except she opens those with images of her showing off her body and provides no context in the video or caption that suggests that she believes what she's doing is unhealthy. she has hundreds of thousands of followers on a platform designed for young kids and teens. i refuse to believe that by accident her content just happens to be cheery advice on "healthy" versions of starving.
for any other symptom of mental illness, we would be incredibly enraged by this kind of placid acceptance of a "tips and tricks" fast-start guide. imagine if people posted pink & pretty videos saying "best places to cut yourself" as if it was a fucking storytime. we, as a society, are so fucking fatphobic that we would rather accept blatantly harmful displays of self harm than admit that we are obsessed with a hyper-thin body type.
i am not suggesting someone never talks about their disorder. i talk about mine. actually, it's a plot point in my book.
here's the difference: i recognize it's a fucking mental illness. i am very careful to never mention a specific weight, eating pattern, or calorie plan. i always make sure to position it as something that ruined my fucking life. i do not put cheery music in the background and hearts and sparkles over my worst moments. i do not film it in bright light. i do not start each passage with an image of a thin body followed by "here's how to look like her."
eating disorders should not be framed as aspirational. and the problem is that society worships the "after" image, so long as you don't get too sick. there is a reason so many people who quit being "influencers" will later admit - i wasn't eating well that whole time; an obsession with food was completely destroying my life.
we let any uncredited, uncertified person write the most backwards, fucked up shit about how to get the body you desire! because the underlying, secret belief is: well, at least they're thin! and the real thing that fucking gets me each time - they make fucking money off of it. their irresponsibility and societal harm literally pays off for them.
"why do you care so much." "don't like it don't look." "so what if people experiment with new ways of thinking of food?"
thank you for asking. we're about to get extremely personal. it's because when i was 18 i discovered "thinspiration"/"thinspo." and it absolutely influenced, shaped, and codified my pre-existing eating disorder. i went from having some troubling habits and traits to being incredibly unwell within what felt like a matter of days. there were actual pages designed to train me on how to have an ED correctly. it was all so suddenly easy. i was sick; and the nature of the illness meant - i wanted to be sicker.
it takes an average of 7 years for a person to fully recover. i know this personally - even now, 10 years from the worst of it, i still fucking struggle. i am so much happier now and i eat what i want and i literally don't think about food at all (19 year old me would shudder) and yet - i still fucking know the calories of plain toast with butter.
an eating disorder is one of the deadliest types of mental illness. over 1 in 4 people with an ED will attempt suicide.
and i'm sorry. i just do not see the exchange rate of "high rate of engagement" versus "the value of a human life."
#and there's something else in there about like ....#tbh once i got over something like 1k followers#i stopped being specific about my ED for a REASON.#yes on ur personal locked blog that u use like a diary go ahead etc#but we are OBVIOUSLY not talking about that. we're talking about the sheer NUMBER of people i could be talking about#in that one paragraph. that you and i probably were thinking about 2 different influencers#bc they get to say that they're just posting FITNESS and if it's FITNESS it's OKAY and im like#jesus christ lord almighty#every person in recovery from an ED: this is incredibly dangerous holy shit do you know how much this would have triggered me#each of these ppl: how dare you!!!!!!!!! i am only harming those who WANT to engage with my content!!!!!#their followers: leave them alone !!! they can't help that they make an hours-long choice to frame their disorder as if it was#fucking cottagecore !!!!#like girlie this person needs THERAPY#again! i didn't even have that large of a following before i IMMEDIATELY deleted any specific mention of calories food etc#bc i recognize responsibility and i didnt EVER want to even ACCIDENTALLY encourage this#and im not even GETTING PAID FOR THIS!!!#aND THEY ARE!!!#something something something they know this content makes them money#they don't give a SHIT about u babe
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I think one of the great problems that faces people who are in the industry – within which they have to express themselves – is learning to ignore entirely anyone else’s opinion, especially complimentary opinions because the luxury with being assaulted is that you know instinctively that you’re not to take that onboard because that would affect – in a negative way – what you’re doing. But the same thing could be said for compliments, but they come in sheep's clothing. They invite you to give your sense of self-esteem to someone else because as soon as you start relying upon compliments, then you are giving away your own... I can’t think of the word, but you should be the crux of your own opinion. –Grian Chatten from Fontaines D.C. on Live with KEXP [x]
#every time i hear him speak in an interview i gain a new level of appreciation for him and the band#they are truly refreshing in their outlook and approach to things#his analogies and metaphors are so visceral. comparing compliments and criticism to an 'assault' of sorts is very interesting#that seems to be the age-old question about art though isn't it?#is it good because people like it and connect with it and that's how you measure its success?#or is it successful to you because you're proud of what you've created regardless of how it's received?#people will be quick to praise when they like something that you create but they'll be even quicker to criticize when they don't like it.#and then get angry when you don't do what they want or expected of you#like in the interview he did with nme when he said when people start to think they know you creatively - it feels like flies settling on yo#idk i find it good reminder for everyday life. you can't let people's perceptions & expectations of you dictate what you do#cause it's true. then you start relying on other people to determine your value and worth.#grian giving me life lessons and not even knowing it. thanks babe#fontaines d.c.#grian chatten#interview#kexp 2019#mine
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#you think I’m doing okay?#well#you’re dead wrong#my loves and babes#Choi Seungcheol#scoups#coupsie poopsie#scoops#or whatever you want to call him#THE DEVIL maybe even#you can blame him for my insanity#this man used to make me cry#now he’s making scream#and you know exactly in what way#goodbye
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even though I adore the ryokira kill god team up I also really love the breakup era. By this I mean amon ova specifically
#I don’t even know what these thoughts are but they’re just so funny in that#ryo: how do I get akira to pay attention to me. *remembers videotaping boyfriend’s first massacre* Got it#akira: what the fuck ryo. die actually#ryo: baby what did I do 🥺🥺#akira: my sister-girlfriend is dead and I think I’m going clinically insane#ryo: babe come back. I can fix you. please please please please please please please#akira: no. kys *walks dramatically into the camera as sad jpop plays in the background*#something about them in amon is so funny. like satan. he’s not taking you back. like even though you cured his delulu#that did not help the situation in any capacity. devilman pussy has left the chat#amon apocalypse of devilman#devilman#ryokira#this is even funnier if u consider the manga where akira actually does deeply consider getting back together#they’re so messy it’s so funny for what
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