#b-but asmo p-p-pretty

[sulumuns-dootah]

NSFW Alphabet - Mammon

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⟡ Masterlist ⟡ 

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

This giant teddy bear is all about aftercare in any way you want. He'll even shower you in real gold if you ask him to.

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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

In cannon he likes his abs and the ass of his partner. I also imagine him being a thigh guy. Also since we don't have any explanation for why his horn is missing, I'd like to propose that he likes his horns so much he wants to have a collectino of them and sometime gives them out to his subjects.

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This man cums gold. Not just gold colored like some other demons *cough* Bimet *cough*, nah this man sprays the purest gold you can get on the market.

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D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Sometimes he does give out jars of his cum to demons as a payment. Gold like gold, right?

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I hc him as the eldest of the kings, so he def has a lot of experience, but not as much as Beel or Asmo.

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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy or reverse cowgirl for the view. Maybe even 69 but something tells me he doesn't care about having his dick sucked that bad.

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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? Etc.)

Even naturally, he doesn't tend to be the jokey type and I imagine he isn't in bed either. Unless you make him laugh with amusement.

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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

No hair on this man whatsoever. Even if he wanted. Thath's the price of being built like an ancient sculpture.

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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Promises you everything under the sun. He does even outside of the bedroom, but this time he combines it with praises.

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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Our gentle giant doesn't really need to, so he doesn't. If he did tho, he would take his time, maybe even up to several hours before he lets himself come.

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K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink. I mean, look at him. You cant look him in the eyes bc his tits are in the way.

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L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In his treasure warehouse, on a pile of some expensive stuff. We're the most expensive treasure afterall and we deserve do be treated like one too.

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M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The moment you wear something a little bit too short it's a go for him. Or something a bit too tight, showing off your ass. We all know he has no hesitance to go for it and he will.

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N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Force himself onto you or do something you don't want. He might test the waters, but once you say no, he'll stop.

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O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

You're his master and he'll do anything to please you in any way. Very generous on giving, but if you want to be the one to give, then who is he to refuse.

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P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? Etc.)

Slow, but every thrust punches the air out of your lungs. That exact pace that turns your legs numb with the sheer force.

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Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Why? Time is a luxury Mammon surely possesses, so why rush? At least unless you're in the middle of the battlefield.

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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? Etc.)

He doesn't mind the risk, but if there's a possibility that you'll get hurt, he'll hesitate. He can't just let his most prized possession come to a harm, can he?

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S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I don't even think this gentle giant has a limit. Not comparable to a human limit at least. Pretty sure he could go for days without a break.

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T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Of course he owns toys. He owns everything, but I don't really see them in his immediate possession in his rooms. They're too much hassle and he can get off just by going to some casino in Abyssos if he wanted to.

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U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can't deny you anything. Even just seeing you in bliss is enough for him to get off.

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V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I imagine him mostly as a grunter. It's rare to hear him moan but when he does, it doesn't embarrass him.

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W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

It's been a long time since he's slept with anybody. His H scene was the first time in a millenniums. (Doesn't mean he didn't get himself off in other ways, though)

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X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Those who are lucky to have the Erolabs version (and lucky to get him in a draw) already know, but I haven't even found any screenshots online. So here's my blind guess: More girthy than long. Sure, 27 cm is still long, but the first thing you notice is the girth instead. Golden-ish tip and the harder he gets, the more the golden color spreads downwards.

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Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

This goes hand in hand with the millennia thing. If he doesn't have a partner, he doesn't really need sex that much, but the moment your cute ass appears in the picture he's toast. Every night is not enough.

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Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Like I mentioned with the stamina thing. This mountain could go for days before he gets tired.

[foreverl0stinmymind]

Obey me! NSFW alphabet headcannons

Character: Beelzebub

A: aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Cuddle time! Also, obviously, snacks. He keeps you wrapped up safe and warm in his arms. B: Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)

Your lips. He likes to taste you, kissing you over and over again. C: cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He enjoys eating it, and licking it off. His, and his partner's. D: Dirty secret

He learned to deepthroat using food. E: Experience (how much experience do they have?)

Not much, to be honest. F: Favorite position

Missionary. Perfect for kisses, and looking you in the eyes. G: Goofy (are they more humorus? Or serious?)

He's very serious, focused on his partner's pleasure. H: Hair (how groomed are they? Shaved? Trimmed? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

Natural. And the carpet very much matches the drapes. I: intimacy (how romantic are they?)

Very romantic. It takes a lot to keep him focused on something, and once he is, he's all yours. J: jack off (masturbation)

He doesn't, really. Food is more important. K: kink

Foodplay. He also might be into a feeder kink. L: location (where do they like to do it?)

The kitchen. He can grab an easy snack after. M: motivation (what turns them on?)

Kissing his partner's neck. It also makes him hungry, but he won't say that. N: No (Things they won't do, hard limits)

Any hard kink. Nothing rough, severe, risky, any of that. O: oral (do they prefer to give or receive? Are they good at it?)

Of course, he loves to give oral. He just has to remember to not actually eat while eating someone out... P: pace (how fast are they? Slow and sensual, or fast and rough?)

Fast and rough, though he tries to be gentle. Q: quickie (how do they feel about quickies?)

He doesn't know what they are. But he likes to take his time with his treat, so... R: risks (how likely are they to take risks/try something new?)

He won't. S: stamina (how long can they last? How many rounds?)

He can go for forever, just give him snack breaks. T: toys (do they own any toys? Do they use them on a partner, or themselves?)

No toys owned, but he'll use them if given them. U: unfair (how much they like to tease)

Can't tease, doesn't know how. Hasn't even occurred to him. V: volume (how loud they are/what sounds they make)

Loud. Moans, grunts, as vocal as he can be about you. W: wild card (random NSFW headcannon)

He loses his normal hunger during sex. X: X-ray (what's under their clothes?)

This man is BIG. No, I mean it. Nine to ten inches, and thick. He'll split you in two. Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty low, food matters more. But bring his attention to it, and he's ready to go. Z: Zzz. (How fast they fall asleep afterwards)

He won't fall asleep until you do, however long that is. No matter what. Total sweetheart, no doubt about it.

Other characters:

Lucifer

Mammon

Levi

Satan

Asmo

Belphie

Diavolo

Barbatos

Simeon

Solomon

[diamondjen03]

Suggestive content!! You (gn!mc) and Lucifer are dating and you decided to tease Lucifer last night at The Fall. So, Lucifer is getting his revenge. 😈

MC: *Knocks On Lucifer’s Bedroom Door*

Lucifer: Come in!

MC: Hey Luci, Diavolo wanted your opinion on— Holy hell of hotness! *Looks At Lucifer still getting dressed while pulling his pants up*

Lucifer: *Pretending To Be Confused* Is something wrong, MC? See something you like?

MC: *Full on blushing and turns away from Lucifer* Why did you tell me to come in when you were still getting dressed?

Lucifer: *Smirking wickedly* Because A) you’ve seen me naked before and B) Think of it as payback for what you did to me a The Fall last night.

MC: *Turns to face Lucifer, in full defense* ASMO AND MAMMON BOTH DARED ME TO SUDUCE YOU!! Plus, your reaction was pretty priceless!

Lucifer: *Closing the gap between them both* Well, my dearest, right now so is yours!

MC:*With their back against the door and Lucifer, completely red in the face* C-Can you hurry up and get dressed so we can t-talk about this p-paperwork Diavolo gave us?!

Lucifer: Only if you button up my shirt for me.

MC: You’re a grown man/demon, c-can’t you d-do it yourself!?

Lucifer: *Seductively* Yes, but I like it better when you do it~!

MC: (In their thoughts) This is gonna be a long day!

Some spicy Lucifer art by me 💙

[rae-writes]

revenge

om brothers x poly!reader

wc : 1.k

warnings : nsfw

synopsis : revenge is best served by the hands of those punished (not that you really mind and maybe that was the plan all along)

a/n : again, no one talk to me about how ridiculously long this took to finish

Part 1 

ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ɪᴛꜱᴇʟꜰ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏɴ?

When Lucifer finds you, his ungloved hand presses harshly against your lower back as he leads you straight to his study. The warmth of the room is startling compared to the coldness of his hands— especially when they come down against your burning ass. The skin is red and raw and you shift restlessly at the sting; you can’t go anywhere, though, not when he has you splayed over his lap with a firm grip. His voice comes out as a deep, husky sound that swirls around in your brain, sending your head dipping in an intoxicating dizzy spell. Lucifer actually barks out a laugh when you whisper ‘please’, hand coming down quickly against your rear end one more time before he tugs you up. 

“Oh? You’re already begging? Do you really think I’m going to stop just because you’re suddenly sorry? You’re only sorry you got caught, now hush, my love. Let me teach you what a proper punishment is.”

ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅʏ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜱᴛ

When Mammon finds you, he grabs at your hips from behind and pulls you into his chest before you can take another step. His lips and teeth mark your skin as you both stumble towards his car; the space is small and fast heating, but the two of you don’t pull back more than a couple centimeters at a time. Mammon needs to leave his mark on you— needs you to be swimming in his scent. The growls he lets out are desperate, but he still has all the control, because his fingers grip your thighs and force you to rock back and forth over his own thigh.

“C’mon, Mc, dontcha wan’ someone who can do it better? ‘M better than him, ya know that right? Yeah? Tell me again- no better yet, show me. Show me I’m better.”

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴇɴᴠʏ ɢᴏ ᴀᴡᴀʏ

When Levi finds you, it’s almost like he’s drunk; his words are slurring together and he’s stumbling over his feet as he latches onto you, relying on you to lead him to his room. For a moment, he’s the quietest you’ve ever heard him. But when the doors shut- maybe a little harder than they should’ve- Levi is pressing you against the wood, nuzzling into your neck while he whines. They’re high-pitched, needy and desperate— he needs you so fucking bad, needs your hands to be on him, needs you to tell him he’s a good boy. Your good boy. 

“P-p-please, Mc, p-please can I-I have my r-reward now? I-I was good, r-right? I was a good b-boy? Y-your good boy? I was?! S-say it again! P-p-please?”

ᴛᴀᴍᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡʀᴀᴛʜ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴀʀᴇ; ɪᴛ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ Qᴜᴇʟʟᴇᴅ ᴇᴀꜱɪʟʏ

When Satan finds you, his grip is merciless as he wrestles you over to the couch in the library. His weight makes you sink into the cushions as his tail curls around your legs to lock them against your chest; it’s a mating press and the look in his eyes is feral. Satan’s fingers are just as merciless as his grip was— lithe digits pounding into you at a rough pace that you can’t escape, cause if you try to run away, the tip of his tail will lash at your thighs. The stinging skin is soothed by his surprisingly gentle touch. His tail slowly unfurls from your legs and wraps around your neck instead, telling you that this is far from over.

“Don’t run away, kitten. Not after what you pulled earlier— look at me. Yes, that’s right, let me see those pretty eyes…you’re absolutely stunning. Just lay back all pretty like and take what I give you, yeah?”

ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴜꜱᴛ ᴅʀɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ- ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀꜱ ʙᴀᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴀꜱ ᴍᴇ

When Asmo finds you, his body slams against yours, forcing your back to hit the door. His hands wander as you slowly sink down to the floor of the entrance hall; he crawls on your lap as soon as you're seated, hips rolling expertly. Asmo’s relentless— tongue tracing the roof of your mouth, nails scraping down your lower back, hips bucking up as he starts to bounce teasingly. It doesn’t surprise you when he parts his mouth to let out a lewd moan, nor are you fazed when his eyes flash pink as you use your pact to force him to cum while you’re on the phone with Solomon.

“A-ah! So bold, darling! Please give me more, I need more! More, more, more! Yes, I’m a whore, your whore, please! H-huh? Solomon’s coming over…? Oh! How exciting! <3”

ᴍʏ ʜᴜɴɢᴇʀ ᴅᴇᴍᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ...ɪɴᴅᴜʟɢᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ?

When Beel finds you, he drops to his knees instantly and lifts you up onto the kitchen counter. He doesn’t even care about your little stunt from earlier— all he can think about is the smell of your arousal and the feel of your legs trembling in anticipation; all for him. Beel’s eyes are lidded and lovesick as he lolls his tongue out to have a taste, intent on not wasting a single drop. When you arch your back, pushing your hips against his face, he growls and grips your thighs tighter. He wants you to give yourself up to him- he’ll make you feel good, he promises.

“You taste so good, Mc…I won’t let it go to waste like earlier, promise. Give it to me please- I need it. Need it so bad, please let me keep going. Yes, like that…just like that, more!”

ᴍʏ ꜱʟᴏᴛʜꜰᴜʟɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴏᴡ

When Belphie finds you, he’s mean and mocking; an icy tone paired with bared teeth as he corners you in the attic. His tail has a vice grip around your body, aiding his hands in bouncing you on top of his lap. Belphie’s brows are furrowed and his lips are curved downward because really— he just wants to be babied. And when his sin catches up to his body, he slowly lets you take over the reins while he whines and cries. He’s so mad at you for earlier, you know? Empty insults and threats flow from his mouth almost as fast as precum begins to stain the fabric of his boxers, and when you yank down the ruined material in favor of actually bouncing on his cock, he thinks he can forgive you. 

“Fucking slut. Did you have fun? Huh? I bet you thought that shit was so fucking funny— a-ah! Wait w-what are you- ohh fuck…yes! Yes keep going, I forgive you, I do, don’t stop!”

y’all asked for part 2 and/or for me to tag you! (sorry for the two that didn’t work!) : @shortstoriesbyher @xiaolishan @brainacidsstuff​ @staleotaku​

[love-archer]

What his hands do. . .

♡ While riding him~ ♡

♡.Obey me!

♡♡.NSFW!! Fem!reader, groping, marking kink

♡♡♡. This took too far long to finish for no good reason, sorry angel, hope you like it :) 💕

. . . A S M O D E U S !

♡ Testing out stainless lipstick experiment quickly turns into a lip lock hot heated session with Asmo

♡ His hands don't stay in one place and he pulls you close, minutes go by, some clothes are on the bed and floor

♡ His own hands would be on your hips, keeping you on top of him, he wants to admire the beautiful look he brings to your face~

♡ His nails slightly dig in, hips rut into yours

♡ His moans and little giggles bounce on the walls to your ear, saying how good you feel, how the heat in the pit of his stomach is getting warmer and warmer, how you look so pretty on him~!

♡ His hand moves down to your thigh, he wants to make you feel even more good~ One hand is giving more sensations to you and the other making sure you don't fall off him

♡ He loves it when you roll back your head, does it feel good, huh baby~?

♡ His moans would get louder as the knot in his stomach get tighter and tighter

♡ His face would nuzzle in your neck when he cums, arms around you and his chest heaving up and down

. . . S A T A N !

♡ He saw a certain book on your bed, um...it's interesting in some sort

♡ He came later again when you were in the room, he asked if you actually wanted to try something from the book

♡ THE Satan, asking YOU, a mere human, to take the lead in bed? You jumped on the opportunity!

♡ Satan thought you'd just push on the bed, take his shirt off but...not walk up to him with a very silky rope?

♡ His hands tied up above his head now, he doesn't quite like how he can't touch you

♡ He would feel a spark when your hand touches his stomach and hips, he knows you're trying not to fall but it makes his cock twitch and his heart beat faster

♡ His eye brows knit closer and his eyes narrow, he can't seem to look away, your hips dip down and you're devouring his cock in seconds, your hips go up ever so slowly

♡ He doesn't want to admit it but like this, you...you feel divine, dear

♡ His finger wrap around the silk that's holding his arms up, Mhhhm where did you learn to grind like that? Fr...from that book? Shit...he might get more of those book for you haha~

♡ His head slips back, "Mhm..m" He needs to be tied up more...

. . . B E E L Z E B U B !

♡ Being on his lap is nice, he's warm and horribly tries to feed you popcorn without looking at you, you two decided to have at home movie date by using Mammon's room as a theater

♡ Of course, Using the room costed Beel a few grimms but he didn't mind since this is a chance to have you all to himself

♡Half an hour or so goes by and..the movie started to play a very...loud sex scene, you thought it'd end quick yet three minutes of moaning and bouncing and tearing clothes off, it was still going on

♡ You shifted a bit, trying to get a better view around you, that damn remote is somewhere!

♡ You moved again but to the right, Ah! It's next to Beel's thigh, you looked up at him, smiling but...he wasn't?

♡ His eyes aren't focused but his hands seem like it, on your thighs...a bit too tight

♡ "We could try that...MC?" He nods to the movie that's still playing, his hands slip under your shirt, you also realize that something is hard under your thigh

♡ ah . . .

♡ He's turned on

♡ you are about to turn the tv off but he took the remote and put it down, "We need to copy them, MC"

♡ The beloved popcorn is on the floor, you're facing him now, his hands on your ass, you're moving like the demoness on the screen

♡ "Look, you're going too slow..." His lips rest on your neck, his hands grip harder, "Wait...mhh I'll help you."

. . . B E L P H I E !

♡ With beel being out for practice, knowing he'll be home after midnight, Belphie takes advantage of the empty bedroom

♡ He would text you to come, he has something to show you, you walk in and he's on the bed with...wait! I-is that your laptop? He looks up at you, "It's...let's see in a file called "TO DO"...heh.." you hear....moaning but it's feminine? Oh...oh no

♡ There's a print in his pants, he..he really likes the video, he pats his lap, "Come on, you're not shy." That smirk...he's a bit of an asshole

♡ He put the laptop aside, he spreads his legs apart, he pulls his pants down,"Here, I'll be nice and start it for you..." His hand goes up and...down and up and down..

♡ His eyes are half open but he's looking at you, "MC..MC...Come on..." His other hand reaches for your pants, he's trying to pull them down

♡ After he's down wetting your hole with his pre-cum, you push yourself down, your hands on his chest

♡ He's laying down, looking at you, one hand on your hip, the other between your legs "You..you don't have to hide things...things for me, MC, you can do this whenever.." His brows twitch "Mhhh, go down..come on.."

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[sugrbugz]

nsfw alphabet!

hello girls and gays it’s been awhile ;p here’s my first writing works for obey me! here’s the first one for the set of dateables!!

first up: asmodeus!! 💗🌸

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

i feel like asmodeus would love aftercare specially because he would show off all his cute face masks he has. he would love baths, love them. he’d let you pick out the bath bombs you use, help you put on a face mask, and wind down with a hot bath and a glass of wine

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

listen. i feel like asmo would WORSHIP a nice ass. it doesn’t matter who it’s on. something he can squish, smack, pinch, hold: he’d love it. as for himself, come on now. he loves every part ;)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

as the demon of semen, he’d love cumplay in my opinion. he’d love to cum on you, in you, around you, anywhere really. the idea of cum itself is enough to drive him wild.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I HAVE A THEORY!! because he’s the avatar of lust, he would have some pretty taboo kinks he’s ashamed of. i don’t think asmo could kink shame or ever would, but he’d definitely be into some unconventional things

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

come on. this one answers itself.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

HE WOULD LOVE MISSIONARY THAT IS ALL

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he isn’t very goofy but he is rather cocky, he does crack the occasional joke but it’s always at your expense.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

the carpet doesn’t match the drapes because asmo would be completely shaven. he has no problem with body hair, however he himself likes to be hair free out of his own preference.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

it’s honestly a mixture. it’s all depending on the moment. if it calls for romance he can be super alluring, but we all know this.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he doesn’t do it often since he always has a few succubus at his disposal, however, if he was in a relationship and didn’t have access to his partner? jesus christ let’s just hope no one questions the bags on bags of used tissues.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

the limit does not exist. however, he’s love bdsm, forced feminization, and cockwarming. just to name a few.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his giant ass bathtub (pool as i like to call it) and of course the night clubs you guys go too ;)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

i feel like confidence is the big seller, he’d love it so unbelievably much. asmo is always confident, so to have a partner that matches that confidence? bingo.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that ruins the skin such as knife play, heavy scaring and such, and of course the things that involve bodily fluids.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he’s so fucking good at it. he loves giving head, it’s like a hobby to him. he doesn’t care what’s in his mouth as long as his partners satisfied.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he is whatever you want him to be, that’s the beauty of asmodeus.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he doesn’t mind them at all. however, he does prefer to take his time on occasion.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

oh absolutely. he would love fucking around, testing the limits to see just how far he can go.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go?)

i would say 6 at max

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

asmo wouldn’t be afraid of bringing toys into the bedroom. he doesn’t feel inferior to them, rather he sees them as an opportunity to lust after him more.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

an insane amount. don’t even try to be serious with him, he’s such a cocky little shir

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

i think asmo would be rather loud. he wouldn’t be able to control his noises and moans i think. he would also be super whiny and high pitched!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

asmo is a big big fan of marking on his s/o. he wouldn’t like them too much on his own skin because he believes it would compromise his own complexion! but you? you’re free game. he wants people to know about the evening you shared.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i full believe he goes commando or wears expensive lingerie. a nonbinary icon.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

next question.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

i think he’d start getting sleepy after your relaxing aftercare bath and body session!! lots of snuggles nude…before he wakes up and wants to go again.

hello!! i hope you enjoyed!! <3 i love writing asmo since he’s one of my highest kins!

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[frenchfrywrites]

Dick HCs

MINORS DNI

This is mostly here so I can reference stuff specifically in future fics. I'll maybe b doing pussy HCs too bc sometimes i like to keep things ambiguous or write them as trans >:)

edit: added cms too :)

Lucifer

Just above average, around 6in (15.24 cm)

kinda thick- you can fully wrap your hand around it but not much more

One prominent vein on the underside

Curves upwards just a bit

Uncut

Meticulous with taking care of his pubic hair, manscaping and what not

Mammon

Around 4.5 ish inches (11.43cm), but he’s a grower and it adds like an inch or two when he’s erect

Not that thick of a dick tbh, and that's ok!!

I think he would have a vertical guiche piercing (a piercing that’s located in the taint area) and/or a frenum piercing (along the shaft)

Uncut

Manages his pubes just enough but isn't excessive about it, and doesn’t have that much hair to begin with

Levi

HEMIPENIS!!

I think the lower one is larger and longer than the upper one, but both are kinda small (upper: 3.5in, lower: 4in) (upper: 8.89 cm, lower: 10.16)

separately they're not that thick

Both have several noticeable veins, he has to move lots of blood down there to keep them both erect

Circumcised (I did entertain the idea of one being circumcised and the other not, because that’s very funny to me, but there’s no way that he would have just gotten one done and not the other)

He takes… ok care of his pubes. He could probably maintain them better, but he doesn’t really care about them until he gets sexually involved with someone and even then it's hard for him to build a habit

Satan

Small and he does not care one bit about that, also a grower though, from 2.5in to 3in when erect (6.36cm to 7.62cm)

Skinny too, again does not care

He got a prince albert piercing as a dare (Asmo and Mammon hyped him up)

His dick curves to the left

Circumcised

Like Mammon he doesn’t go overboard but he cleans himself up

Asmo

Surprisingly long! 5.5 to 6ins (13.97 to 15.24)

But he's skinny

His dick curves to the left as well as upwards

Has a mole right above where his pubic hair starts.

Circumcised

Love @teeth-farie 's HC that fem Asmo would shave her pubes into a heart- and I think all versions of Asmo would do this

Beel

Absolute horse cock, 8ins and thick as fuck (20.32cm)

he has no idea how to use it though :P

Two veins, one longer than the other

His dick curves upwards just a bit

Heavy balls too

Uncut

Only started trimming recently when asmo pointed out that he “should”

His pubic hair is darker than the hair on his head

Belphie

Average all around, 5ish inches (12.7)

Has one vein on the underside

Uncut

Got a prince albert piercing, told no one but Beel about it, and made him carry the secret to his metaphorical grave

Does not trim his pubes like, ever. He doesn’t care and it doesn’t bother him. Also he is very hairy

Diavolo

Huge cock like Beel, just a bit smaller- 7.8ish inches (19.81 cm)

He’s thicker than him though

Two prominent veins

Uncut

Loaded with piercings, ladder of like 5 frenum piercings on the underside of his cock

Trims consistently and manscapes every once in a while

Barbatos

Average- 5.5in and skinny (13.97cm)

It's so pretty though, it's unfair

Curves up a bit

Uncut

Like Lucifer, is also a bit meticulous with his pubic hair

Simeon

Smaller side of average, 5ish inches (12.7cm)

Little bit thicker than you’d expect though

Curves to the right

Has no idea how to use his either lol

Circumcised

Cleans himself up now but didn't know he “should” until Asmo brought it up

Has briefly thought about trimming into a cute design like Asmo but never went through with it because of how flustered it made him

Solomon

Average, 5.3 in (13.5 cm)

Super thick though

Curves up

Circumcised

Sometimes he’s really consistent with trimming and sometimes he forgets about it for years

Has thought recently about getting a piercing down there, but is hesitant and doesn’t really know where he’d get it

[animeomegas]

Omega!Obey Me characters forgetting a mating anniversary

Anon: reactions to their alpha missing an anniversary? or you could switch it and do reactions to realizing they forgot an anniversary. either or !

Anon part 2: hi! i’m the anon from the anniversary request. i was thinking maybe the obey me! fandom? whichever characters you like. my exams are coming to an end so i’m looking forward to spending hours on that app during the summer 😤😤 i hope you’re doing well ! 💕

(Hey hey!! I’m going to do their reactions to forgetting a mating anniversary, because they’ve been alive a long time, I imagine it would happen at least one hehe. Let’s see~)

Warnings: Mention of sex in Asmo’s section

Lucifer – He denies it at first. He can’t have forgotten, he would never forget something so important, you must have the date wrong. His response is very likely to make his alpha either more angry or more upset, and he inadvertently blows the whole thing out of proportion because he struggles to admit that he’s wrong. But when he realises that he is wrong? That he was so caught up in paperwork for Diavolo he did forget? It’s a hard pill to swallow. He would probably buy his alpha some expensive flowers as an apology of sorts, but unless he’s been in a relationship with his alpha for several hundred years, I don’t see him directly apologising. He does feel guilty, but he really finds it hard to articulate. The upside is that it’s extremely unlikely that he’ll ever do it again. He’s checking four times every week at least now that he hasn’t missed any important dates by mistake.

“Our anniversary is next week, my beloved, you must have confused the dates.”

Mammon – Mammon metaphorically shits himself when he realises he forgot an anniversary. His scent is pure, unadulterated panic. His first instinct is to plan an anniversary event that moment. Hell’s Kitchen must still be open right? He tries to pull his alpha with him right that second. If that doesn’t work, he starts to panic that he’s ruined the most important thing in his life. This is when the begging starts. He says sorry about a hundred times, will get on his knees, offer whatever you want as long as you forgive him. Mammon is actually a very compassionate person who doesn’t like upsetting his loved ones, so it’s very hard to stay mad at him. Unfortunately, he’s not great at keeping track of dates, so it might happen again. The best thing to do is organise something together and give him a few reminders when that date’s coming up.

“Oh shit! Er, Hell’s Kitchen is still open right?? I’ll buy you whatever you want, we’ll order one of everything, does that work?”

Leviathan – He almost certainly forgets because of some game event or new releases. And to make everything worse, at first he acts like the game and event was more important than the anniversary and he thinks it’s a legitimate excuse that you can’t argue with. He realises pretty quickly after the event finishes that he’s completely alone because you’re mad at him. He turns to tell you everything about the game but you don’t want to listen to him?? He sulks in his room for a while. What pushes him to apologise is when he sees you hanging out with other people instead of him. He growls away the other person, pulling you into his room and sobbing angrily against you, asking why you love other people more than him. He apologises then, desperate to have his best friend and lover back with him. He might do it again, but he learns pretty quickly to just communicate when he wants to partake in a special gaming event and then he never forgets again.

“W-Why don’t you love m-me, like you l-love him?! I’m sorry, p-please don’t leave!”

Satan – He feels guilty, but he handles it well. He is phenomenal at apology dates. He organises the perfect romantic date, taking into consideration his alpha’s likes and integrating them. If you have a favourite romantic novel, you know he’s going to recreate a date scene with you. If you have a favourite restaurant, he’s booked the best table and ordered a bouquet of your favourite flowers for the centrepiece. It’s very hard to stay mad at Satan, especially because it’s very out of character for him to forget a date so important.

“If you want any more drinks, just let me know. I want you to enjoy this evening as much as possible.”

Asmodeus – He also deals with it fairly well, even if he can’t believe that he forgot! He’s honest and upfront about forgetting and expresses regret. He will definitely try to seduce you as an apology though, offering to let you do whatever you want to him. If that doesn’t work, next step is a joint pampering session! He’s pretty good at conveying a genuine apology without making anything too dramatic. I think it’s unlikely that he would do it again, because he loves, loves, loves anniversaries!!! He genuinely can’t believe that he forgot because he normally plans everything months in advance.

“Oh! I can’t believe that I… Oh dear, here come to my room and let me make it up to you…”

Beelzebub – He’s heartbroken that he forgot! He is so upset. He apologises immediately, looking like he’s on the verge of tears, and he asks you to tell him what he needs to do to make it up to you. He doesn’t offer up solutions, he wants his alpha to pick something, so he knows they’ll enjoy it. The only thing he definitely does immediately, is offer whatever food he’s been saving for them to share with him while they discuss. He will likely ask for advice from some of his brothers, probably Belphie (who doesn’t help) and Asmo (who’s slightly more helpful). He may do it again, but he always tries his hardest to make your anniversaries as special as he can.

“Here, you can have my ice cream… I’m really sorry… What can I do?”

Belphegor – He doesn’t think it’s a big deal that he forgot, because you can both just rearrange it, right? I think it’s pretty unlikely that his alpha takes kindly to that opinion. It takes Belphie a little while to realise that a) he’s in the wrong and b) he needs to apologise. He’s not good at planning, but when he genuinely puts his mind to it, he’s actually pretty good at giving gifts. He buys something you’ve been wanting for a while, he might even put a sticky bow on top if you’re upset enough. He gives you the gift while mumbling apologies. The second you forgive him, he drags you to take a nap with him because he hasn’t been sleeping well since you’ve been mad at him. He’s pretty likely to do it again at least a few times, but he learns not to be such a dick about it eventually.

“Oh, I guess I must have forgot… We can just go tomorrow; I want to take a nap.”

Diavolo – He is gutted that he forgot. He organises the most extravagant apology dinner possible (which is pretty extravagant, because he’s a king, very dramatic, and very in love all at once). He gives a dramatic speech about how there’s no excuse, how he never wants you to think he doesn’t value your relationship etc. At this point, I imagine most people would be begging him to chill out and promising that they already forgave him. Either way, I don’t think it would ever happen again, especially because he tells all of his staff to remember your anniversary and always remind him the week before. He isn’t going to let this happen again.

“My love, I will never forgive myself for hurting you in this way. I will never stop trying to make it up to you, even if it takes me a millennium.”

Barbatos – This would never happen. He is amazing at keeping organisational data in his brain, especially data that means so much to him. Also, he can see the future, so, even if by some miracle he did forget, he would see your future reaction and know in advance that he forgot. Barbatos isn’t perfect, but he’s not one to forget important dates.

Simeon – Simeon is another one who is heartbroken that he’s treated his most beloved one this way. He feels awful. He does tear up a little bit if the relationship is old enough. Simeon makes a huge effort to create some adorable picnic date, cooking baskets and baskets of food and picking the most beautiful park. He brings flowers and bunting and a little cake that he ices with an apology in an unbelievably cute handwriting style. It’s very, very hard not to forgive him when he’s so apologetic and good at making you smile. He goes out of his way to make sure he never upsets his alpha in this way again. 

“My beloved, I know I don’t deserve your forgiveness, but I will seek to make it up to you for as long as you’ll let me.”

Solomon – He doesn’t care that much about anniversaries but he’s not dumb enough (like some other people on this list *cough*) to think that saying that to your face is a good idea. He definitely tries to play it off as though he had something planned all along and that making you think he forgot was part of the plan. He then scrambles to plan things last minute, and he’s quite good at covering up his mistake. If his alpha doesn’t believe him, he makes up for his mistake with expensive and rare gifts. He will find something special for his alpha. A first edition copy of your favourite book or limited edition merchandising of your favourite media, something like that. He knows the excitement will help dull any negative emotions you have towards him. I could definitely see him doing it multiple times, but if his alpha ever expressed genuine hurt long-term about that particular habit, he would readjust his priorities. He’s not a complete asshole after all, he just sometimes has a hard time pulling his head out of said asshole.

“Here, it took me three days to track down someone who had a copy, but I finally found a first edition for you. I hope you will accept this as a token of my apology, my dearest.”

[whimsicallywayward15]

Kinktober 2021, Day - 23: Hungry.

A/n: Oof! Hi guys! So, I know that I am pretty late for the Day - 23 fic. It's festival time in my country so I just want y'all to know that days like this will happen more now. However, I will try my level best to post on time. Anyways, you're welcome for the food, Beel stans~

Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!

Pairing: Beelzebub x MC (Ariadne Kondos)

Rating: Explicit (18+ Audiences)

Content Tags: Cunnilingus, Vaginal Fingering, Lingerie, Dom Beelzebub (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Oral Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut

Summary: MC (Ariadne Kondos) becomes Beelzebub's meal.

Prompt: Role Reversal | Cunnilingus | Deep-throating

Word Count: 1,304

Note: Find the prompt list I am following here.

AO3 Link

Ariadne had always wanted to do it. However, the demon had some reservations about it as she sat in front of him, talking to him about it.

“I’m not sure… I don’t want to hurt you in any way.” The Avatar said quietly, his thumbs twiddling as he looked down, his eyes on his lap. Suddenly, a smaller hand came to rest on his giant one, making him look up.

“Beel… I trust you. I know you won’t hurt me in any circumstance.” She told him softly, caressing his hands. “Plus, I have your pact. As much as I hate to say this, I will invoke it if I begin to feel that things are going out of hand.” The blonde reassured him, leaning forward to kiss him sweetly, her hands resting on his pecs.

Immediately, his larger hands came forward to take hold of her perfect ass, lifting her off the couch with absolutely no effort before setting her down in his lap. Taking the hint, she straddled him. “Alright. But promise me that you’ll make use of our pact in case you feel that I’m losing control.” He demanded before his lips found purchase on her ivory neck.

“Y-Yes…” The woman stuttered out before moaning breathily as he licked a stripe up her throat. “Fuck... B-Beel!” She groaned out when he sucked on her jugular, hard enough to bruise her porcelain skin.

The ginger smirked against her, his lips moving up her neck, littering little kisses and bites. “Beel… Beel… Kiss me!” Ariadne demanded, frustrated. “Of course, princess.” He replied, capturing her plush lips in a scorching kiss filled with tongue and teeth as he nipped and sucked on her lower lip.

Somewhere in between the intense make-out session, the Avatar of Gluttony managed to flip their positions, seating his pact master on the edge of the hotel room couch before dropping to his knees in front of her. The sight of such a powerful being kneeling in front of her did inexplicable things to her libido, a dark blush blooming across her beautiful face.

His hand reached between her thighs, playing with the hem of her panties. “I’m starting to get hungry now, princess.”

“Please…” 

“Please what, babygirl?” Beelzebub asked with a smirk. “You can do better than that, yes? Use your words~”

“P-Please eat me out, Beel-!” She let out wantonly. Without losing a second, he hooked a single, deft finger under the fabric of her panties. Ariadne couldn’t help but feel a little embarrassed, as he slowly dragged the G-string down, his eyes widening with curiosity at the black barely-there lace. “Fuck…” He groaned out, imagining just how good she would have looked in just her lingerie. “Did Asmo pick that out for you?”

If he wanted her to reply, she couldn’t think of anything in time as his tongue dove onto her clit to trace a firm line down your cunt. Her legs trembled, hands fisting the fabric of the duvet hard as she tried not to collapse onto Beelzebub’s face. She couldn’t even see his expression, covered by the cloth of the dress she had been wearing for the party, but the things he was doing to her beneath the cover were un-fucking-holy.

“Oh, shit.” She moaned, raising a wrist to her mouth to stifle the moan. The Avatar’s tongue was fast, flicking back and forth and making the sensitive bud feel like it was electrocuting her. Tears sprang to her eyes as his fingers jutted deep inside her, curling up against her most vulnerable point. The blonde hurriedly pulled the skirt of her dress up to avoid getting it wet, biting it to keep it up and away from the debauchery that was happening between her thighs. In the process, she revealed the demon’s head, and saw that he was already looking straight up at her to watch her reaction.

“Don’t look at me like that.” She whispered breathlessly as she struggled to keep her head straight orgasm after orgasm. The ginger smiled, and Ariadne swore that she felt the grin against her pussy. He kissed the inside of her thigh with a wet smack and looked like he was about to say something before footsteps suddenly thundered down the hall. His eyes widened with alarm. The human gasped. They weren’t even supposed to be out of the party in the first place!

“I don’t think I left it in there.”

The door swung open. Belphie walked in, his footsteps distinctive in their heavy pace.

“I don’t see it. Ugh… this is why we don’t trust you with shit, Mammon.”

“Ugh, where are Ari and Beel even? Ariadne was the one who left it with this idiot anyway.” 

Mammon whined something in response, but with her focus on keeping herself quiet under the ginger’s ministrations, she couldn’t make out what he had said. She also heard Leviathan and Satan speak something but couldn’t make out what.

“Yeah… lemme check the bed. Maybe it got hidden under the blankets.” 

The blonde thought she was going to explode, not having had a breath the entire time the other members had walked in. And, to add to her misery, Beelzebub’s fingers were still fucking her, slower as to not make obvious noises, but still reaching so deep that it took every ounce of willpower she had to conceal your spasming orgasms. His cock was hard and firm against her ass as the two of them lay spooning each other, trying to look as small and inconspicuous as possible on the bed while forgetting just how huge the glutton actually was. She was sure that if anybody looked at the messy bundle of sheets closely, they’d see the vibrations of her body uncontrollably grinding back onto the Avatar of Gluttony. Her wetness was pooling on the sheet beneath her, the air under the blanket was suffocating and humid, and if anyone pulled the covers down then everybody would see this. See her like this. Beelzebub’s fingers curled up into her tensely as he froze in anticipation, His brothers sounding to be right beside him. She felt something cold and hard press against her back.

“Beel just texted.” Belphie announced all of the sudden, and you deflated with relief as the footsteps paused. “He says they’re in the lobby.”

“I thought we already looked there?”

“Let’s just look again.” Satan scowled. “We’re running out of time.”

The demons hurriedly exited, shutting the door behind them. Ariadne waited a couple seconds after hearing the lock engage before finally pulling her hand off of her mouth, gasping loudly for breath. She felt like she’d suddenly gotten a headache from the intracranial pressure of holding back her screams.

“Beel!” She accused, finding the strength to roll away from him and pull down her dress. “What if we got caught?!”

“So what if we got caught?” He grinned. He looked down at his hand, still so glossy with the remnants of her cum, and made sure she was watching before licking his deft fingers like he’d just enjoyed a gourmet French three course meal. “We didn’t, did we?”

She huffed indignantly, finding her purse on the floor and rummaging through for her DDD. Sure enough, there were three missed calls from Belphie and a couple texts on the HoL group chat.

“I’m going to go deliver this to them.” The woman muttered, hastily patting your face to make sure her makeup wasn’t streaming down her cheeks. “You… I’ll have a word with you later.”

“Wait a second~” He sang as she was about to charge out of the door. Frustrated, she whirled back around.

“What now?”

The blonde saw him swinging something around his finger like a flag. Once it stopped circling, she recognized the black fabric. The Avatar’s smirk was absolutely evil.

“Forgetting something?”

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[apparentlyaswarmofbees]

hello pal!! your writing is so good, you do not KNOW how late i stayed up late night reading your stuff!! neither do i but that’s besides the point!!! can i request the brothers with an s/o who loves to crochet? cause when me and my homies get together you KNOW each person is going home with at least two big chunky sweaters. like those you only wear when you’re going to bed or when you know company isn’t coming. thank you, and have a good day beyb!!!

Ajdjdjjajwnfakneic it makes me giddy you spend so much time reading my stuff! ♡♡♡ and

B O I

I literally opened so many tabs on crochet things theyre all either so cute, cool or pretty! There was so many ideas I can't even-

I miss having crotchet things but they catch so much dust wdjakdjkakendka

And guess what? I got so excited I added the Undatables

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The Brothers, The Undatables, MC and Crochet.

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Lucifer

He had to blink a few times when the mug he usually used now had a really intricate crochet cozy around it.

He knew you had a passion for crocheting, but he didn't expect to be presented with something for himself. Specially not out of nowhere.

Don't worry though, he will straight up refuse to use any other mug and he will be so cranky for the entire day if his mug didn't have it's cozy around it due to it needing to be washed.

Please make three scarves for cerberus, p l e a s e. Lucifer will love it.

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Mammon

Make him a coin pouch and make it animal themed.

He is basically so posessive of that little pouch we will not let anyone even breathe too close to it.

And you know what else you should make him?

A crochet hat with cat ears.

He will look so damn cute and he will be so smiley whenever he has a chance to wear it and he will look so proud.

The sight of him counting the money in his animal themed purse with a concentrated pout while wearing the hat can kill, k i l l.

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Leviathan

The day you decorate a small aquarium with little crochet fish and aquatic plants is the day he will be sure that, if he died right there and then, he would die a happy man.

Also I bet that pouf thing besides his bathup is already so used it has already become quite unconfortable to sit on, so you know what?

Make him a crochet pouf.

You best believe it already has a curse put on it so that it will make anyone else who dares to sit on that pouf that aren't you or him without asking regret it for the rest of their lives.

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Satan

This is how you can make Satan the happiest man alive:

Make crochet cat beds for the stray cats around the devildom, the sight of them snuggily curled up on them will be enough to get him in a good mood for days.

Make him a crochet book marker. If you want you can even make more than one, each referencing to a different genre so that he not only can mark down where he stopped but also match the marker with the story he is reading.

On the extra note, make a poop shaped crochet and just place it around the house and watch as Lucifer glares at it in offense.

Satan will forever love you.

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Asmodeus

Make 👏 him 👏 a crochet 👏 scarf 👏

Choose any colors you think would look good on him and with his outfits, you best believe he will make one right back for you.

Also, crochet phone pouches and cases???? Y e s ???

With each present he gives a different level of screech.

There is a good chance of you guys getting so into crochet presents that at some point your entire bedrooms will be covered in crochet things made by each other.

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Beelzebub

And finally, crochet sweaters.

Have you ever thought about being bear hugged by Beel while he is wearing a big crochet sweater because he is just so happy and at some point he even lifts you up from the floor?

Because I have.

And you know what else he would love? Crochet bags.

He will not carry his book in anything else, and he takes such a good care of it. Making sure to not place it anywhere dirty, washing it regularly and not carrying any type of food that can stain inside it.

He is baby.

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Belphegor

This one is so obvious.

Crochet pillows? He basically can't sleep anywhere else. Crochet blanket? He basically wraps himself around it in a cocoon to the point only the top of his hair and maybe his toes are showing and it's just such a ridiculously cute sight.

Watch out because if you get too close to cocoon Belphie he may pull you inside too and you will not be getting out any time soon.

There is no better experience than being lifted up by Beel with him when you end up in said situation.

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Solomon

Make him crochet socks.

And make them with the most ridiculously cursed color combinations you can manage.

He will wear them around Asmo just to piss him off.

Also crochet aprons are a thing???

Write something like 'kiss the cook' on it.

He definetelly is the type of person to love wearing those unironically.

If you want you can make a crochet replica of his wand. He will find it so cute.

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Simeon

SIMEON WITH A CROCHET CARDIGAN.

Just

Imagine

And imagine him giving you a hug while wearing it.

Also crochet pencil toppers.

There is a good chance whenever he uses pencils now he will always take a moment to look at the cute topper and give a chuckle.

The sillier you make them the more smiley Simeon will get.

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Luke

Crochet oven mitts!!!!!

This kid will be so happy he will bounce on his feet when you give it to him!

He will always use them when baking. In fact, sometimes he doesn't even need to use them but he will use them anyways.

Also, matching lucky charms!!

Teach him how to make it and he will surely make quite a few for everyone, each being a bit different from the other.

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Diavolo

Cro 👏 chet 👏 plushie 👏

Make them just big enough to fit his hands and have yourself die at the sight of this hunk of a demon craddling a plushie and being so happy and giddy he gets blushy.

I personally recomend making him a dinossaur.

Also, make him a crochet bracelet.

He will always wear it when he can, he may even consider it a lucky charm for himself.

There is just something oddly endearing about having the Demon Lord wear a crochet bracelet.

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Barbatos

And last but not least, just throw as many crochet cup mats and table covers as you can on this man.

Then just wait and watch as they slowly invade the daily life of the demon as he uses them around the castle.

It's there at the tea time under the cups and over the lunch table, it's there in the guests bedrooms decorating the bedsise desk, and it's there under his cup when he takes a small tea break in the kitchen.

He may not make much of a big deal about it but believe me when I say even Diavolo would fear him if he stained one of them even slightly.

[otakusheep15]

SFW Alphabet - Satan

I had a really hard time trying to get Satan’s character right, so I hope I did a good job with this one

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He’s not super affectionate, physical, verbal, or otherwise. Really, that’s just a side-effect of him being born from pure wrath. He simply just can’t express emotions very well. You’ll most likely have to initiate any affection if you want it. However, he does also like when you lay your head on his lap and he reads to you since it doesn’t require much. 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He’s the mom friend for sure. He helps you with anything you may need from studying to pranks. Of course, he does also make sure you both make it out of any trouble unscathed. I also lowkey see him as the type to carry around random snacks to feed strays he comes across, and he’ll give some to you so that you can also feed the strays. 

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Like I said, affection isn’t his strong suit, so cuddling isn’t really his thing. The closest he’ll get to cuddling is either you two sitting next to each other on the bed/couch or with him sitting up and you laying on his lap. He may also pat your head like you’re a cat. There might also be reading involved if he’s awake enough to read out loud to you. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He does like the idea of settling down, but he’s unsure if he really can. Yes, he can do basic household chores like cooking and cleaning, but he feels as though he couldn’t handle the more emotional side of settling down. Doing something like that means you truly love the person you’re with and he’s afraid that he might not have the emotional capacity to feel that strongly about someone. Then you came along and destroyed all of that nonsense. Now he wants nothing more than to drag you away and live out a romance just like in his favorite books. 

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

There would most likely be a lot of yelling. Also lots of things being thrown around in rage. When he’s mad, he’s mad, and a breakup is a great way to get him mad. If he’s the one initiating it, he’ll try to keep a level head, but that solely depends on how the other person reacts. If they’re also calm, then it’ll be pretty civil and respectful, and they might even stay friends after. However, if the other person starts getting mad, that only makes him worse and it does not get better for that other person. 

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Before you? He never even considered the idea. After you? That’s practically all he can think about. You know that one friend we all have that constantly gushes over sappy romance stories and constantly wishes how that could live them out with their partner? Yeah, that’s him. He’ll never admit that out loud though. The only one who actually knows about all of his fantasies are Asmo because he once walked in on him comparing you to this one character from a romance novel he liked (kinda like Levi with his anime). 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He knows how dangerous he can be. Not only is he a demon, and a powerful at that, but he also the literal embodiment of wrath. Even after years of keeping up his gentlemanly facade, all it takes is the slightest inconvenience to set him off. So he’s extra careful around you. Physically, he tries not to get to close to you, especially when he’s pissed off. Verbally, he tries to watch his language around you because he doesn’t want to hurt you by saying anything mean.  

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

His hugs are extremely rare but surprisingly nice. Since he’s scared he might hurt you by accident, and his lack of need for physical affection, he doesn’t hug you very often. However, they are super relaxing when they do happen. He hugs you just tight enough to keep you pressed to his body, but not so tight that it’s uncomfortable. 

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Out of all the brothers, he one of the last ones to say it. He’s not all the familiar with the concept of love, especially in romantic context. Obviously, he knows how it feels in theory, but he can hardly figure it out in practice. The worst part is that he knows he loves you, but he has no clue how to go about it. When he does finally say it, he seems perfectly calm and collected, but he’s internally screaming the whole time. You’ll never know.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Surprisingly, he’s not one to get jealous easily. One of the benefits of having a poor grasp on emotions maybe? Whatever the case, he always tends to take a more logical approach to things, relationships included. He knows that you’re loyal to him and so he trusts you. If he has any reason to be jealous, then he’ll talk to you and workout any problems or concerns.  

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

His kisses can go one of two ways. They can 1) be the softest, most romantic kisses you’ve ever felt in your life, or 2) the most heated and passionate kisses you’ve ever felt in your life. Literally no in between. The former will usually happen during softer moments of bliss. Maybe you two were just in his room and relaxing or in the library studying. The latter only ever happens during more ~spicy~ times *wink wink*. 

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He hates kids. That’s it. He hates them. They’re such a hassle, they need constant supervision and care, and they never shut up. He is a firm believer in children being the worst creatures in all the three realms. 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He always wakes up first no matter what. He’ll go down to the kitchen and make you a cup of tea, but that’s only when you guys don’t have school. If you do have school, he’ll wake you up as gently as possible and help you get ready. 

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He’ll usually drag you to hs room so that you two can spend the evening reading together. Sometimes you end up sitting next to each other and reading your own books, others you may end up in his lap while he reads to you. You mostly end up falling sleep first, and he’ll follow soon after. 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

This boy is the definition of closed off. It does not matter how close you are to him or how much he trusts you, he will never tell you anything. Okay, he does tell you some things, but only surface level stuff. If you want the real, honest answers he has, you need to pry them out yourself. 

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Lmao what’s patience? Seriously though, he actually has a decent amount of patience. He trained himself really hard in order o control his anger, so he can actually be pretty chill for the most part. Obviously, he still gets mad all the time, especially with Lucifer, but he does try his best. 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He’s totally the type to write down facts about you in a secret journal somewhere so that he can reference it later. He has a great memory, but he loves just writing down everything you tell him about yourself just in case he forgets anything. He will never tell you or anyone else about the journal, but if anyone finds out, they will never be heard from again. 

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

He isn’t one to have any particular moment in mind, but he absolutely treasures those quiet moments when you two are alone. No brothers to bother you, plenty of books and snacks, and just each others presence. It’s quiet, calm and peaceful. These moments don’t happen very often due to the chaos around you, so when they do happen it’s special. Just being able to spend time with you is his favorite thing in all three worlds. 

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He is arguably one of the most protective brothers, and that’s saying something. The second someone even hints at hurting you, they’re dead. They just cease to exist. He will not let a single thing harm his precious human, and he’ll do whatever it takes to ensure your safety. He’d even go so far as to get himself in trouble if it means getting you out of it. 

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He’s much more casual than most of his brothers, so he doesn’t see the need in planning over-the-top dates. Obviously, he wants you to be happy no matter what, but he knows he doesn’t need extravagant dates to make that happen. I mean, if you like things like that he’ll certainly try for you, but it’s just not his style. He prefers causal, lowkey dates. Coffee shop dates, going to bookstores together, sitting in his or your room and reading all day, and going out to play with the stray cats are all ideal dates for him. He just knows that, as long as you two are together, everything is already perfect. 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Obviously, he has some issues he needs to work out. His anger issues are, of course, the main issue, but that also leads into other problems. For example, his daddy issues hatred for Lucifer is something he needs to get sorted out. He also has a hard time expressing his true feelings for fear of letting his anger out as well. Most of his issues are emotional, so he needs a lot of time to work on them. 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He’s not so much concerned with physical appearance so much as social appearance. he is highly concerned about how he looks to the public. If he needs to look physically appealing in order to keep a good social standing, then he’ll do it. He’s not vain like Asmo or Mammon, but he’d be quick to put more into his appearance if it means he gains something out of it socially. 

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Honestly, he’s felt incomplete since being born, so even with you he doesn’t feel quite complete. You definitely help fill some of that void he has in him, but not even you can fix him completely. If you did leave him, he’d be back at square one, so he needs you to be there in order to make him feel even the slightest bit more whole. 

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

As I stated before, I think he keeps a journal of all of your interests so that he can remember then, but I think it goes deeper than that. I also think he has one for each of his brothers that he keeps on him. Any time one of his brothers mentions something they like, he’ll write it down to keep it for later. That way, if an occasion (birthday, anniversary, etc.) that would require this information would ever arise, he would already have it written down. No one knows about these, and he’ll take this secret to his grave. 

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He refuses to even acknowledge someone without even the slightest bit of academic prowess. If he deems you to be stupid, you’ll never even hear from him again. He also cannot stand people who dislike cats. 

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He has a tendency to move around a lot when he sleeps. No one has any clue as to why, but it’s not really a problem. That is until you two start sleeping together. He either ends up on top of you or kicking you out of the bed. In the morning, he’ll apologize, but it’s not something he can really fix. 

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Obey me! Alphabet NSFW headcannons!

Character: Lucifer

A: aftercare (What they're like after sex)

He becomes unusually gentle. Makes sure you're okay, he didn't hurt you, and you enjoyed yourself. B: Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)

He loves the way his partner's eyes go wide when he thrusts in. C: cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't really play with it, but he loves to give creampies. And his loads are big, since he doesn't cum often. D: Dirty secret

He's fucking Diavolo. E: Experience (how much experience do they have?)

He lacks experience, but is very skilled despite that. After all, he must be flawless in all areas. F: Favorite position

Mating press, or bent over his desk. Doggy style is another he enjoys. G: Goofy (are they more humorus? Or serious?)

Dead serious. H: Hair (how groomed are they? Shaved? Trimmed? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

He shaves, and there's no way anyone knows what color that hair would be if he didn't. I: intimacy (how romantic are they?)

It's very intimate, but not in the way it is with Asmo. You just feel so connected as he roughly pounds into you. J: jack off (masturbation)

He doesn't. He simply controls his libido. K: kink

He's a Dom, for the most part. You can make him flustered and subby, but its so much easier to let him top. Leather, whips, bondage, all the sterotypical BDSM stuff. He wants to control his partner.

Also, he's a Daddy Dom. L: location (where do they like to do it?)

His bedroom, but if you're really cute, he'll do it in his office. M: motivation (what turns them on?)

He's pretty easy to turn on, due to being so pent up all the time. The issue is relaxing him into expressing the fact that he's turned on. N: No (Things they won't do, hard limits)

He isn't into anything involving his humiliation. O: oral (do they prefer to give or receive? Are they good at it?)

He loves oral. There's so much power in it. He prefers receiving, but only slightly. Having someone on their knees in front of him just does something to him. But at the same time, watching someone gasp at the pleasure he's giving them, and attempt to scramble away... And of course, he's amazing. P: pace (how fast are they? Slow an sensual, or fast and rough?)

Fast and rough. This man is pent up, he needs to just use his partner's body for some relief. Q: quickie (how do they feel about quickies?)

They make up 99% of his sex life. Fast sessions with Diavolo, quick times with whoever he can find... He doesn't like them as much, but he has no time for more. R: risks (how likely are they to take risks/try something new?)

He's willing to try something new, as long as he understands it. S: stamina (how long can they last? How many rounds?)

Forever, it feels. He's pent up, after all. He can usually cum pretty fast if he wants to, or can last longer. And he can go load after load after load. You're the perfect toy for him to absolutely drain his balls into. T: toys (do they own any toys? Do they use them on a partner, or themselves?)

He doesn't own toys, but enjoys using them on others, if his partner has some. U: unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases a fair bit, once in the moment. It makes him feel powerful. V: volume (how loud they are/what sounds they make)

He's almost silent, Apart from some muffled breathy moans. Also, he whimpers, but he finds it super embarassing. W: wild card (random NSFW headcannon)

He likes to wear his gloves during sex. X: X-ray (what's under their clothes?)

There is no way he's under 8 inches. Massive, and thick. It'll rearrange all your intestines. Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high, since he rarely gets relief. But he controls it. Z: Zzz. (How fast they fall asleep afterwards)

He makes sure his partner is okay, but then this poor exhausted man usually gets up to continue work. IF his partner is super clingy, and he's not busy, he'll cuddle them while he sleeps.

Links for other characters:

Mammon

Levi

Satan

Asmo

Beelzebub

Belphie

Diavolo

Barbatos

Simeon

[saeyoungchoismaid]

Happy birthday to Asmo and me!! For our birthday, I decided to do a n*fw alphabet!! Here are the rules for requests :)

Reblog and like!!

Send in one character and up to three letters. If you want to do more and no one else has done it by the end of the event, then and only then can you request more 

This event is going on from May 15th to May 17th!!

This event will be tagged #abcbday2021!!

If you have any questions about what I write or who I write for, look here. If you have any other questions, please message me, comment, or send an ask!! 

Requested:

A, R, T w Asmo

J and T w Lucifer 

A, B, I w Satan

C, W, V w Belphie

C, D, U w Lucifer

K, U, W w Solomon

D, P, V w Mammon

B, N, X w Asmo

I, M, J w Levi

B, C, and D w Satan

I, P, S w Beel

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O, F, Y w Beel

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (How much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

[spacebunnysstars]

Of course!! I myself am very shy and I have so much anxiety about meeting new people but once you get to know me I’m just walking chaos so I hope you enjoy these headcannons and have a great day/night (also I did big dumb and accidentally posted this when I was supposed to save it to drafts I hope this is okay!) 🥺💗✨

The bros with a shy/timid exterior s/o who is rather chaotic underneath ÙwÚ

Lucifer

Honestly really enjoys seeing you come out of your shell

It’s a big relief to him to see that you are getting more comfortable in your new surroundings and with him and his brothers

HE LOOOOOVEEES HEARING YOUR VOICE MORE

The sound of you being happy and enjoying being alive

And oh god your laUgH this man is heAd over heels for you

He doesn’t have the heart to punish you like he does with mammon even if the two of you are similar in nature

He doesn’t want to see you crawl back into your shell because he punished you for coming out of it

He’s really encouraging surprisingly and does his best to make you feel comfortable and safe

He’s had a lot of practice he was practically the mother of his seven siblings

Mammon

He is hesitant arround you at first;; he doesn’t want to scare you or make you feel uncomfortable

When he starts to drag you around on his crazy money making schemes is shook by your enthusiasm

C H A O S T I M E ! !

THIS BITCH FALLS HARD AND FAST!!!

Hes all over you he’s so happy to have gotten to know the real you

P R E P A R E F O R T R O U B L E

A N D M A K E I T D O U B L E

You couldn’t name a more iconic duo even if you tried

This man loves you to the moon and back it’s unreal

Levi

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I don’t know what else to tell you;;

Your like a character from a shoujo anime he once watched but h-holy fUCK- YOURE REAL

C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T

He loves being apart of your growth and watching your true personality shine

You are the best person to play games with you just make even the dullest game so vividly exiting to him

He wants so be around you and to live your joyfully chaotic life; he goes out more and becomes more social because of you

Dream team 🥺👉👈

Satan

He was naturally drawn to your quiet timid nature, he thought it was cute; you where easy to fluster when you first came to the devildom

he didn’t see it coming that your roles would be reversed and relatively quickly at that

He is like putty in your hands; he loves seeing you so exited and full of energy.

They way you bounce of the walls when he asks you to go somewhere with him brings him so much happiness.

You also relentlessly piss lucifer off but that’s just an added bonus

Asmo

H O R N Y B A S T A R D

Oh honey he’s going to unwrap you like the pretty present you are

Loves your shyness and adores teasing you;; he wants to get under your skin and see what your made of

Once he finds how chaotic you can be oh you better get ready he wants to get up to all sorts of things whilst your flaunt your vibrant personality.

Takes you to party’s with tons of people you don’t know just to see your shy side every once in a while he’d be lying if he said it doesn’t turn him on

Beel

He just thinks your scared of him 🥺

He is a huge demon who could eat you after all

It really worries him when you first come to the devildom, so he intentionally avoids you not wanting to make your stay anymore uncomfortable.

But then the custard situation happens and you have to stay in his room..

Now he’s actively trying to make conversation not wanting you to feel uncomfortable in his room.

The two of you start talking about food and he brings up your favourite food and the way your face lights up - oH GOd

The way you start talking about you favourite foods the sheer passion love and excitement that radiates out of you

He’s head over heels for you

He loves seeing this chaotic side of you! The first snippet he got had him falling

Is endlessly glad your not scared of him

Belphie

Oh god oh lord

Your so tense when you first get to know him

He’s worried that it’s because he uhh killed you 👀

Is glad when you loose your shyness and loosen up

Your finally treating him how you treat his brothers;; and your chaos is free entertainment

He gets to watch as you drive his brothers up the walls with you antics and he wouldn’t have it any other way

Although he loves you chaotic side and adores getting in trouble with you and Satan he loves watching how peaceful you are when you sleep

You look so calm and serene. you’re really grounding for him like an affirmation that he is free and he is loved and capable of love

Eeeeeeee I hope that was okay I feel like this was slightly all over the place so I apologise for that! Regardless I hope you enjoyed that! If there’s anything I can improve on please let me know I endlessly appreciate the feedback!! Thanks for reading and stay safe 🥺💗✨🌸

[obeymeluv]

The Bros as Dads

PSA: The boys would be very attractive dads (emotionally and physically). That is all.

Note: the headcanon also includes genders for the kids. I can see some of them having sons, and others having daughters. And, obviously, everyone is older (20′s-ish).

Lucifer

Takes a while to process the news. It’s kind of a big thing. His love life was something of a roller coaster (or nonexistent) until you. The ‘L’ word was a hurdle, now there’s a B word and a P word?!

When his brain realizes what you’ve said or if you show him some proof, the pride takes over FULL SWING (you can feel it explode in him, like his aura) and he purrs

You are truly his stars, his moon, and the heavens he so dearly misses

There’s this raw, vulnerable love in Lucifer’s eyes and it pretty much awes everyone because he’s usually so proper and reserved

The memories are old and dusty but Lucifer’s parenting instincts are strong

A type-A, fussy person. You may have 7 months left before you give birth, but the house will be spotless and perfectly proofed before you hit bed rest

Piles of parenting books suddenly sprout around the house. No one’s sure where they came from or how there’s even that many WRITTEN about parenting.

You and the child become his world. You’re his kryptonite, the only thing to convince him away from long hours or break him out of sour moods

Lucifer is very stressed, more than he thought he’d be, because you’re carrying his child and he worries for your health.

He’s with you every step of the way, from appointments to birth

He’d absolutely drop everything to tend to your needs, or appoint one of the brothers if he couldn’t.

Likes to busy himself with making a nursery and is actually good at themes/interior decorating

Has a tiny desk built in his study. The child won’t be able to join him for a while, but the idea of his tiny joy working on something beside him warms his heart

Hunts down obscure herbs and items from folklore that are supposed to bless pregnancies or benefit the unborn. Turns out he’s really nervous and superstitious.

Lucifer is the worst when it comes to shopping because his pride outweighs his logical restraint. If he convinces himself IN THE SLIGHTEST that his child would look good in something or the nursery could really use an item, it’s coming to the House of Lamentation

He ugly cries when he realizes you’re having a girl because he feels like Lilith has been given back to him.

Refuses to name his child Lilith because of everything that happened. Can’t settle for anything close to her name or any nicknames they gave her.

Makes you a sleeping space in his study. Loves to take breaks to watch you sleep. Unintentionally takes a break to kiss your stomach and talk to the baby.

Firm believer in ‘in the belly’ enrichment so you’ll have music playing and Lucifer will read to them all the time.

If the baby’s not with you, she’s with him. Lucifer has definitely shown up to a meeting with Lord Diavolo with his baby in a chest carrier. The meeting went flat because Diavolo wanted to play with the baby.

He’s the type of dad that demands total silence when the baby’s sleeping. Might have tied up some of his brothers to achieve it.

He’s not a total hard-ass (this kid has made a sucker out of him, okay?) but his kid will definitely have manners and knows to help clean up.

The type to take naps with his kid. He’ll get up at 2 in the morning and climb into their crib if they’re fussy.

Lucifer spent so much of his life being the primary caretaker for his bros that he forgets he’s not alone this time. When you push him back down so he can sleep, and tend to your daughter, his heart almost bursts with love.

On the fence about another child. The kid’s going to have pride in spades and he thinks a sibling will humble them (and make them less lonely). He’s also afraid of that prideful wrath and doesn’t want two prideful little demons always fighting

Isn’t the best with dressing up his kid but likes to give them fancy shoes. The shoes are always on point even if the rest of the outfit is a disaster.

Is 100% ready to receive any and everything “#1 Dad” because he IS, DAMN IT. He’ll use it regularly, too.

Mammon

He’s freaking out hardcore (”You sure? Really, really sure? Maybe you just have gas or something. Y-yeah!”)

Doesn’t believe it until he sees a test. Promptly faints. Dead-ass faints as soon as he sees it.

Kind of remembers it when he wakes up, and you have to remind him again.

This time he’s pretty excited because THE GREAT MAMMON will be having a child. WHAT A GIFT, RIGHT? THE BEST GIFT!

All the magazines are snapping up this gossip and, for once in his life, he puts the earnings away. Kid has a nice fund going before they’re even born.

His schedule is 50% work, 50% family because YOUR MAIN MAN HAS TO BE THERE. Work just pays the bills and pads the nursery account, okay?

The Devildom has something similar to a baby shower and Mammon puts all KINDS of high-dollar shit on there. His baby’s going to be stylin’, okay?

Some crying in front of others, but an entirely different kind of crying behind closed doors. Vulnerable, grateful crying about being loved and having a tiny someone who will love him, too

Pays someone to explain baby stuff to him. How to change them, feed them, what type of breathing you should be doing. It surprised his bros because Lucifer could just give him that info. The fact that Mammon paid for it means he’s pretty serious about learning.

Gets tons of free maternity photos because all his magazines want the scoop. He gets to pamper you and see you all dressed up and beautiful and EVERY magazine has a shot of him crying like a proud sap.

Mammon hoards all of those pictures. Has a pile of them in his room, totally separate from everything else.

Has a lot of nervous energy and can get frustrated with all the baby books, so he distracts himself with scrap-booking. Surprisingly good at it.

Mammon thinks you’re just the most beautiful thing ever. He loves taking pictures of you. Wants the kid to have no doubts about how much he loves them and their parent.

He’s so lovesick. When you sleep or hug your belly or just touch it he melts.

Stacks Grimm on your belly when you sleep. Thinks it’s fun. Likes to record how big the towers get.

Not the best at getting up for your random-hour cravings and has definitely made you cry with his bluntness. When he’s more awake he’ll apologize and you guys will work it out.

When he finds out he’s having a little boy, the bros throw a party. Mammon gets semi-drunk and has a huge, ass-chewing lecture about how the bros made him feel for centuries and how they better not say ANYTHING like that to his kid.

You shot down any and all attempts to name the kid anything money related.

Almost passed out when you had the baby.

Cried when he first held him. Calls him Mamm-mini.

Totally planning the baby’s first photo shoot. Has people on standby to make matching outfits.

He now has a partner in crime and the kid can charm the pants off of anyone!

Mammon is 100% devoted to this kid and he secretly hopes he’s the favorite parent.

Lives for any second of bonding he can get. NEEDS IT TO LIVE. 100% a sappy dad.

The most supportive dad, always saying nice things because he knows people didn’t always say nice things about him.

Levi

Brain stops working. You almost think you’ve given him a heart attack

Levi feels you take the controller from his hand and instantly has to fill it with something else, taking yours. He looks at you and asks you again if you’re sure.

He can see it in your eyes and he just crows. He doesn’t know if he’s excited or scared but he made the noise.

Worries A LOT about the idea of becoming a father. Can gross otakus be good fathers? How does he dad?

Gets pre-stressed about social interactions. Kids have to go to school and have play-dates and Levi’s going to have to talk to people...ugh! Gross!

Definitely has a few break-downs (feelings of inadequacy, etc.) before Lucifer or Satan comfort him. He’s better than he thinks, just insecure. Everyone learns as they go. They have classes (”They’re like cheat codes, Levi.”) and it makes him feel better

His gaming friends send their congratulations and he gets lots of themed blankets and onesies.

Wants you to have a water birth because the water is his child’s calling. Really attached to the idea.

He’s constantly looking up guides to baby-proofing, double- and triple-checking safety specs of anything before buying it.

Spends HOURS scouring Akuzon, comparing brands, and reading reviews for everything.

Akuzon noticed he was buying lots of baby books and looking at baby-related things so they sent him a onesie.

You get a lovely beach/water-themed maternity shoot and Levi is so love-struck he gets a nosebleed. Once he’s cleaned up it makes a darling photo shoot.  

Has already made lists of anime for the kid to watch. Some are his favorite, some are for the lessons and moments that stuck with him

Asmo messaged TSL on the down-low and Levi got some quality kid-sized merch.

Tries to get you to name the baby Henry if it’s a boy. When he finds out it’s a girl, he pushes for Henrietta.

Reads TSL to the baby and plays ocean sounds.

As you get further along in your pregnancy, he buys a fridge for his room and stocks it with your favorite cold stuff. Any snack foods are just added to his stash.

You are absolutely worshipped. Craving something? Akuzon has it and the fastest pig is on it’s way. Your feet hurt? Try a water bath!

You’re his Player 2 now and forever (always have been), and he’s keeping you in perfect health.

Probably keeps a video journal for the kid or of the two of you during your pregnancy. Big on preserving stuff digitally.

Probably makes a game for his kid just because. They’ll be able to play it when they’re older.

Bought a ton of Magical Girl-style hairbows and things for when their hair grows in. His daughter’s a fucking princess, okay?

Belphegor bought the baby a goldfish onesie and Levi loves it to pieces.

Bought the baby a seashell bassinet and rocks them to sleep with his tail.

Levi has a bad sleep schedule and wakes easily, so he’s usually the first one to get up and handle the baby.

He has this complex about being a good dad. People can call him a weird, gross otaku but they’re ALSO going to mention how good of a dad he is!

Super affectionate with his kid in a quiet, whispering, mumbling way. Just thinks they’re the best thing.

Having a daughter really makes him rethink some of the ways he viewed anime characters and made him super critical. If his daughter ends up liking anime he’ll make it very clear what he thinks and how she shouldn’t let other people treat her like an object. 

His demon form gets triggered REALLY EASILY if his bros hold her for too long. THAT’S HIS BABY, THANK YOU!

Satan

Secretly hoped to be a father one day. Wanted to prove so badly that he could be one, and move past the constant fear of his temper looming over him. He didn’t want wrath to be his only legacy.

Can’t manage more than a genuine smile and a lilting laugh when you tell him, but he’s literally almost sick with joy. He’s just not the type to jump from the rooftops or anything

Asmodeus and Mammon convince him into drinking because he needs to let loose and really show it!

Satan ends up drunk-stumbling to Lucifer and plunking his head into his chest and crying. He’s crying because he’s happy and mumbling something about ‘granddad’. When his tears dry he’s happy as can be, smugly calls Lucifer an ‘old fuck’ and promptly throws up.

They’re past most of their bad blood but even Lucifer wasn’t surprised Satan never got EVERYTHING out of his system. A lot of his childhood memories are tainted with pure wrath instead of coming into his cardinal sin through some other mean. Or naturally, like puberty.

Between his personal research and Lucifer’s expertise, the baby-proofing is totally covered.

His book binges are strictly about pregnancies, suspicions, rituals, parenting, and anything he can think of that has to do with kids.

He’s big on teas and brews that are supposed to help with pregnancies and pains. Uses his many connections to get ingredients for said teas

Reads the classics and big epics to his unborn child.

Buys you some Hellcats for protection. They’re fiercely loyal, so he’ll know you’re safe.

He’d be the type to nag you about your diet, but not to be mean. He’d support it with this absolute WALL of evidence that turns into a lecture that could last for hours.

Has to fight the Hellcats to sit next to you or touch your belly a lot more than he thought he would. He’d never say it out loud, but he’s starting to hate the cats (he doesn’t mean it though).

Starts cleaning up his book piles a lot more. The baby would get hurt if the stacks fell on them. His room becomes virtually spotless.

You pick books to read together. You end up reading Satan to sleep, too. He keeps a hand on your belly.

Gets nervous about you wanting to go out, and basically tries to keep you in the House of Lamentation. Relents a little because hormones make you scary. He was basically afraid of nothing because the walks were fine.

You like to sit in the Devildom gardens and he thinks you look picturesque and wonderful. It takes his breath away.

Asmodeus is your personal photographer because Satan doesn’t think anyone else will do you justice.

Finds out you’re having boy-girl twins and totally shuts down. What does he say? How does he respond? BELPHIE OR BEEL WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWINS! WHY HIM?!

Lucifer is BEYOND amused. This is definitely payback for everything Satan did in his childhood (so the saying goes).

It doesn’t bother him as much when he starts buying smart little cardigans, button-ups, ribbons, and bowties. He’s actually quite happy.

The Hellcats act weird and tip him off to your contractions before your water breaks. Satan gets you to the hospital and helps you give birth. The twins grow to look more like him than you, but if someone mistakes you for the nanny or says something derogatory, he’s pulling two ferocious kids off an idiot

Satan was afraid he’d be a short fuse, but he becomes the parent that explains everything to death (for better or worse). The kids will get a lecture when they’re bad, when the ask ‘why’ to something, he’ll explain why he gave the punishment he did, and be very clear with anything.

Asmodeus

Quickly falls in love with the idea of you being pregnant. It’s the best! Proof of his truest love, the thing that makes his heart beat!

He loved you to pieces before you were pregnant, and loves you even more now (if that’s possible).

Always wants to be with you, smothering your belly with kisses and touches and looking at it like it’s the next greatest love of his life

Takes names very seriously. “My child is a gift unto this world. People will know their name, so it has to be a good one!”

Gets really wrapped up in decor and aesthetic. He’d be a one-man force for all of it if you didn’t tell him to stop and breathe! Asmodeus just has lots of ideas, okay?

Has a really hard time understanding the value of baby-proofing until Satan smushes a few of his lipsticks in his hand and knocks around some finishing powder (”Now imagine that. All the time. With anything you love.”). 

Hires someone to baby-proof the room because that’s just not his thing. He’ll handle securing the valuables, okay?

Constantly reading about beauty rituals and things to do for his pregnant wife. She’s doing something really hard and deserves to be pampered!

You’ll constantly be pampered or trying ‘this and that’ because he read it was good for the baby. Good for beauty, good for health, etc.

Has a pretty decent diet, himself, and keeps you on yours.

You definitely have pregnancy sex a few times. Anything he can do to help you out, you know?

Asmodeus ADORES watching you grow round with his child and LIVES for helping you take care of yourself. He’ll let you lounge in his fantastic tub and has no issues sitting on the floor and doing your toes

Picks out all your outfits. Wants you to look your best! Don’t worry, you’ll be comfy!

When he finds out you’re having a girl he cries. A lot.

SO MANY BABY UPDATE BROADCASTS ON DEVILGRAM! There is an official ‘baby watch’. It’s trending more than you thought it would.

Takes TONS of videos.

His baby is easily the most fashionable child in all of Devildom.

Takes really candid, private photos that have a lot of sentimental value. A lot of your pregnancy photos are you looking comfy in bed or sitting at a vanity in breezy clothes as he does your makeup.

The type of dad to sit down in the middle of the store to play with toys (are they good enough for his kid? Like, really?). Must feel everything before he buys it. If he doesn’t like how it feels, he won’t buy it.

You end up giving birth earlier than planned and Asmo almost throws up because birth doesn’t look like he thought it would

Super nervous during your pregnancy because you’re in pain and there’s lots of noises.

Busies himself doing your makeup because that’s the only way he can handle the situation. You’re holding his tail and he SWEARS you’re going to break it off!

The bros help deliver his little angel and Asmo is SMITTEN. ABSOLUTELY SMITTEN.

Holding his baby 24/7.

Loses sleep just because he watches them sleep. Sometimes he loses sleep for real because DAMN, babies don’t sleep a lot, do they?

It’s really hard to adjust to and he’s surprised his skin isn’t god-awful.

Doesn’t regret a thing, fawning over their tiny nails and little curls, and OMG EVERYTHING! Cries a lot because they’re just perfect

His wardrobe reflects his dad status but he still looks like a DILF. You can give him the most classic dad attire and it just looks good on him.

Beelzebub

He’s excited about your pregnancy. Boy honestly tried for it, you know? Studied positions and everything.

Beelzebub has so much love and the idea of holding a tiny someone just warms his heart

Everything kid-related is totally foreign to him except for how to act with them. He and Belphie were the youngest so he was used to being taken care of until he got old enough to climb and eat on his own.

The type of guy to need explicit, step-by-step instructions on EVERYTHING. He doesn’t have a brain for it like Satan or Lucifer, so he needs help

Seriously. Give him a checklist for baby-proofing and he’ll get it done.

Gets pretty down about not being able to cuddle and snuggle like normal, but he’ll look into safe ways to do so.

Has special snuggles with the baby. Kisses your belly and rubs it. Talks to your baby like the little demon it is (even if it doesn’t have a name yet).

Lives for the times you talk to the baby, talk yourself out of bed, or how you absently talk to your belly throughout the day.

Works out to deal with stress and nerves, but also because he wants to be a good, strong dad

The doctors give him a list of exercises you can do and he does them with you

Can’t really take the nutrition advice seriously. He eats pretty much everything and you probably will, too.

When people ask him about your pregnancy, he uses very inclusive language (”We’re expecting, etc.”)

You make mini-dates out of your late-night cravings. Beel is totally in love with it.

Beelzebub becomes your food finder. There’s been times where you look at him so cutely, so imploringly, and all you can manage is ‘spicy and crunchy’. He’ll find you something, don’t worry! He’s an expert!

Big on massages and cuddling. Likes to cup his hands over your belly and trace it.

The type of dad to gain weight with you as your pregnancy moves along. Becomes soft, strong dad.

Finds out you’re having twin boys and has the happiest crying session ever. Belphie is the first to know and all Beel can say is ‘Just like us!’ as he nearly crushes his twin to death.

Likes to dress them in cute and comfy clothes. Animal onesies? Yes!

At some point yours twins are going to look like hotdogs and hamburgers. There’s no shortage of food costumes thanks to Levi, Asmo, and Beel.

Suspicious about baby food, bugs Satan about how nutritious it is, and tries all of it just to be sure.

Some of their teething toys look like real food. Beelzebub ate one on accident.

Is a perfect gentle giant. Afraid of hurting them, for they are tiny and precious, but gets over that pretty quickly.

Always wants to cuddle and hold them. You have to make him leave them alone to sleep. Gets kind of sad when they’re napping because he can’t make faces at them or hear them laugh. Right back to his usual self when they wake up, though.

You best believe they learn their alphabet by studying food. Beelzebub will stand in the kitchen and dig through the pantry until he finds things that match the letters of the alphabet 

Belphegor

He’s kind of surprised you ended up pregnant because the sex is usually lazy and casual. Yes, he has the moments where it’s pretty hardcore, but...wow. For some reason, he just didn’t see you getting pregnant.

Secretly hopes you have more than one kid. Something in him would just be happy if there’s more than one kid. You think it comes from the time he spent alone in the attic but never say it.

Sleeps a lot more. Not out of avoidance or anything, but because naps will be rare in the future. He likes to think he’s stockpiling sleep.

Makes sure you’re comfy at all times.

Would love for you to sleep and be cozy but apparently that’s not healthy for humans, so he takes easy walks around the house and keeps you semi-active.

He’ll give you his cow pillow to use as a back pillow. It’s his way of letting the baby use it until he can share it with them.

Listens to a lot of audiotapes about parenting. Looks at books, too, but does better with audio. 

Reads a new bedtime story to your kid every night.

Sometimes you guys sleep in the star room so he can talk to them about constellations. They can’t see anything, of course, but he still goes into detail.

Isn’t much of a picture person and doesn’t see the point in taking maternity pictures. It’s actually because Belphie has a photographic memory so he remembers everything.

The bros force him into taking maternity pictures.

The type to journal everything. He writes a big-ass, super-detailed diary for the baby.

Is kind of worried about his temperament, so he’ll take some classes on how to handle stress and stuff before the babies arrive

Becomes King of Lists. There’s lists for everything. Lists help. Lists are good.

When he finds out you’re having triplets (a boy and two girls), he doesn’t know how to react. You saw him smile though. It doesn’t sink in until you’re hugging him. “I’m never sleeping again,” he realizes with absolute terror.

Beelzebub is super excited. “That’s twins plus a bonus!”

Very snobby about the nursery decor. Also very tactile like Asmodeus. If it doesn’t feel good, it’s not going in the nursery.

Wants a barn-themed nursery (to include as many cow-related things as possible)

You get the comfiest PJs.

With three kids, he lives by embroidery. He has to have a way to tell them apart, after all (the girls, at least).

Can’t hoard the babies but wants to. Hates that he doesn’t have enough arms to hold them all at the same time.

Is very interested by their tendency to hold each other and nap together. Finds it super adorable.

Makes a super-sized crib he can climb in and sleep with them. It’s basically a Belphie-sized bed with little attachments his kids sleep in. Separates them all just enough so he doesn’t worry about hurting them, but there’s still contact

Thanks whatever god exists that they mostly stay on a schedule together. Makes it stressful for changing diapers, but very fun to feed them.

Almost dies laughing when Lucifer holds them for the first time because one vomited on him, the other sneezed in his face, and one pooped so much it got on his pants leg.

Lulls them to sleep with his happy purr, and gets woken up from a dead sleep by pure love when they make the sound back. Suddenly there’s three chirpy purrs rolling against him and he’s in love.

Proud they love their mama so much (to the point of being TOTAL mama’s kids), but also kind of relieved he can breathe.

The three trade off occasionally when they realize he’s free real estate and come to him for snuggles. They all love him so he doesn’t mind.

This house supports cuddle piles! Belphie got them hooked on group naps for a young age and they sleep together now. 

Hope you liked it :)

[fellulahh]

Time to make a NSFW Obey Me sentence!

1. The first letter of your first name (or last if you prefer!)

A-B✨✨✨✨Lucifer

C-D✨✨✨✨Beel

E-F ✨✨✨✨Mammon

G-H✨✨✨✨Satan

I-J ✨✨✨✨Belphie

K-M✨✨✨✨Diavolo

N-P ✨✨✨✨Solomon

Q-S ✨✨✨✨Asmo

T-V ✨✨✨✨Levi

W-X ✨✨✨✨Barbatos

Y-Z ✨✨✨✨Simeon

2. The month you were born

January ✨✨✨✨ Kissed me

February ✨✨✨✨ Fucked me

March ✨✨✨✨ Fell in love with me

April ✨✨✨✨ Whipped me

May ✨✨✨✨ Asked me to marry him

June ✨✨✨✨ Dominated me

July ✨✨✨✨ Fingered me

August ✨✨✨✨ Choked me

September ✨✨✨✨ Spanked me

October ✨✨✨✨ Pounded me

November ✨✨✨✨ Made out with me

December ✨✨✨✨ Ate me out

3. The date you were born

1-3 ✨✨ Because I said he had pretty eyes

4-6 ✨✨ Because I stripped for him

7-9 ✨✨ Because I accidentally called him ‘Daddy’

10-12 ✨✨ Because I called him a ‘Thot’

13-15 ✨✨ Because I lost a bet to him

16-18 ✨✨ Because I said one of the brothers were hotter

19-21 ✨✨ Because I told him I was horny

22-24 ✨✨ Because Asmo dared him

25-27 ✨✨ Because it was my last night in Devildom

28-31 ✨✨ Because I asked him politely

Are you happy with your result? Let me know what you got in the comments!🤣