#ive been thinking about these guys dicks nonstop for the last three days

[frenchfrywrites]

Dick HCs

MINORS DNI

This is mostly here so I can reference stuff specifically in future fics. I'll maybe b doing pussy HCs too bc sometimes i like to keep things ambiguous or write them as trans >:)

edit: added cms too :)

Lucifer

Just above average, around 6in (15.24 cm)

kinda thick- you can fully wrap your hand around it but not much more

One prominent vein on the underside

Curves upwards just a bit

Uncut

Meticulous with taking care of his pubic hair, manscaping and what not

Mammon

Around 4.5 ish inches (11.43cm), but he’s a grower and it adds like an inch or two when he’s erect

Not that thick of a dick tbh, and that's ok!!

I think he would have a vertical guiche piercing (a piercing that’s located in the taint area) and/or a frenum piercing (along the shaft)

Uncut

Manages his pubes just enough but isn't excessive about it, and doesn’t have that much hair to begin with

Levi

HEMIPENIS!!

I think the lower one is larger and longer than the upper one, but both are kinda small (upper: 3.5in, lower: 4in) (upper: 8.89 cm, lower: 10.16)

separately they're not that thick

Both have several noticeable veins, he has to move lots of blood down there to keep them both erect

Circumcised (I did entertain the idea of one being circumcised and the other not, because that’s very funny to me, but there’s no way that he would have just gotten one done and not the other)

He takes… ok care of his pubes. He could probably maintain them better, but he doesn’t really care about them until he gets sexually involved with someone and even then it's hard for him to build a habit

Satan

Small and he does not care one bit about that, also a grower though, from 2.5in to 3in when erect (6.36cm to 7.62cm)

Skinny too, again does not care

He got a prince albert piercing as a dare (Asmo and Mammon hyped him up)

His dick curves to the left

Circumcised

Like Mammon he doesn’t go overboard but he cleans himself up

Asmo

Surprisingly long! 5.5 to 6ins (13.97 to 15.24)

But he's skinny

His dick curves to the left as well as upwards

Has a mole right above where his pubic hair starts.

Circumcised

Love @teeth-farie 's HC that fem Asmo would shave her pubes into a heart- and I think all versions of Asmo would do this

Beel

Absolute horse cock, 8ins and thick as fuck (20.32cm)

he has no idea how to use it though :P

Two veins, one longer than the other

His dick curves upwards just a bit

Heavy balls too

Uncut

Only started trimming recently when asmo pointed out that he “should”

His pubic hair is darker than the hair on his head

Belphie

Average all around, 5ish inches (12.7)

Has one vein on the underside

Uncut

Got a prince albert piercing, told no one but Beel about it, and made him carry the secret to his metaphorical grave

Does not trim his pubes like, ever. He doesn’t care and it doesn’t bother him. Also he is very hairy

Diavolo

Huge cock like Beel, just a bit smaller- 7.8ish inches (19.81 cm)

He’s thicker than him though

Two prominent veins

Uncut

Loaded with piercings, ladder of like 5 frenum piercings on the underside of his cock

Trims consistently and manscapes every once in a while

Barbatos

Average- 5.5in and skinny (13.97cm)

It's so pretty though, it's unfair

Curves up a bit

Uncut

Like Lucifer, is also a bit meticulous with his pubic hair

Simeon

Smaller side of average, 5ish inches (12.7cm)

Little bit thicker than you’d expect though

Curves to the right

Has no idea how to use his either lol

Circumcised

Cleans himself up now but didn't know he “should” until Asmo brought it up

Has briefly thought about trimming into a cute design like Asmo but never went through with it because of how flustered it made him

Solomon

Average, 5.3 in (13.5 cm)

Super thick though

Curves up

Circumcised

Sometimes he’s really consistent with trimming and sometimes he forgets about it for years

Has thought recently about getting a piercing down there, but is hesitant and doesn’t really know where he’d get it

[atlasxnine]

▲ five time my muse thought about kissing yours, and the one time they did. (raven & beast boy)

MEME → five times / one time

( garfield & rach )

HAPPY GRADUATION DAY, BIINCH!!  🎉

i.

It happens when they first meet each other, and Garfield isn’t too proud to admit that. But her hair is half purple and her eyes sparkle under moonlight and he’s not fooled by the bored tone in her voice. 

She’s beautiful, and he’s mesmerized. He wonders what it would be like to kiss her, and he pushes the thought from his mind as quick as it came. No point daydreaming like that – not at the risk of ruining his presence in yet another group. They’re all welcoming to him, even if they’re skeptical, and he feels at home. This could be his new family.

He could get used to this.

ii.

Garfield would never want to be on the opposing side of their fight, because Rachel is maybe the most powerful person he’s ever met. They’re all a great team, and they all have their assets, but she’s something else and they all know it, too. When her eyes grow dark and her feet float above the ground, he can’t look at anything else. 

The first time she saves him in battle, it hits him, then. He understands why there are always dramatic kisses in the middle of action sequences in movies – he vows to never again roll his eyes at how unrealistic and inappropriate they look. He’s so grateful and so in awe that all he can imagine himself doing is gripping her shoulders and pulling her close into a desperate kiss.

He just chokes out a thank you instead.

iii.

He thinks about it the first time they’re alone.

It’s almost impossible to really be alone in this tower, there’s always at least three people roaming around at all times. He doesn’t see it coming, but suddenly they’re both in the kitchen, no one else around. Every other teammate is either asleep already or off doing something else. It’s uncharacteristically quiet in the quarters.

He’s been on his computer all evening, lounging around in the kitchen, she came around to get a glass of water. He cracks a horrible joke and she’ll refuse to admit she laughed, but she chokes on her water for a second.

They talk, they tease, and it’s easy. As easy as it would be to lean in and kiss her.

It seems like the perfect setup. The dim light in the kitchen, the silence around the tower, no one around to pester or interrupt the moment. He thinks about it for so long that his stomach is doing flips in anticipation, his feet frozen in place as he looks at her and tries to find the confidence in him to do it.

She walks away with a hushed goodnight before he can get himself to move.

iv.

He’s laying in her bed beside her, after a pretty terrible dream that sent him seeking her comfort in the middle of the night. They just lay there, in silence, whenever this happens. Her presence is enough to sooth him – and he doesn’t think that’s just because of her empath powers, though he’s sure he can’t keep her from using them on him.

“You’re my knight in shining armor,” he jokes, a broken whisper into the quiet room, and the chuckle that follows shakes his shoulders, the way it always does on a night like this. When he’s so far into his own nightmares that he’s grasping at anything for a good laugh. When everything sounds funny because it has to. When he bares his teeth because it’s easier than saying sometimes I feel like dying is the easy way out.

She smiles, but she doesn’t laugh. “I think we’re a pair of knights,” she adds, her voice not as quiet as his. He’s usually so loud. And when he can’t be, like tonight, her voice is the one to fill up the whole room. He could listen to her all night. “We have better odds if we go at this dragon together.”

He laughs again, and when he turns his head to look at her, he wants to kiss her. The thought immediately feels inappropriate, because his head is too clouded, too dark to get near her like that. He knows if they touch, she’ll just taste all the bitterness and despair in his head and he doesn’t want her to.

So he turns his eyes back to the ceiling, and grows quiet as he lets sleep take him.

v.

Heʻs accepted, by now, that he has a serious crush.

He’s been trying to tell himself maybe it was just loneliness, maybe she just happened to be there and he was desperate, maybe it didn’t have to be her, but no. That’s not the case at all. It is about her, as much as it hurts to admit. It hurts because it’s unrequited. Because having a relationship inside the group is probably the last thing she wants and he’s probably the last guy she would look at like that – I mean, jesus, Victor lives in this tower.

Except it doesn’t feel like that, this time. They’re sitting by the edge of the pool with their feet in the water. It’s too cold to go in, but it’s nice to hang out here sometimes, it’s quiet in the winter time. He bumps his shoulder against hers, and her chuckle echoes through the room. When he looks at her, she stares back.

And he feels like he might be delusional, for a second. Because her eyes are flickering down to his lips as her smile fades, and she’s leaning closer. As far as signs go, he’s pretty sure she’s sending a big one. He leans in, and he swears he’s close enough to hear her breath hitch and their noses brush together.

And then Dick bursts into the room, yelling something or another about dinner being ready. It’s so unexpected that they jump like they’re getting caught doing something wrong, and Dick is oblivious enough not to notice it. Before Gar can even let out the breath he’d been holding, she’s already hurrying away.

& i.

It happens before he even knows he’s decided to do it.

He doesn’t give himself time to back off, he doesn’t give himself a chance to hesitate. This time, for once, he trusts his gut.

They’ve gone to a gala event earlier in the evening, and he’s been thinking about her nonstop. It’s nothing new, he thinks about her all the time anyway, but it’s different tonight. She looks stunning -- specially now, when they’ve all made their way back to the tower, the girls with worn off makeup and the guys with loose ties. Everyone probably with blisters in their feet.

But it’s fun. Alcohol still buzzes in his system, a tiny hum that makes him looser than usual. One could argue that’s a dangerous state for someone already as loose as he is.

Dick and Kori have gone off to skinny dip, Victor has gone to bed, that leaves the two of them in the living room of their living quarters. The lights are low and the TV is off, but Garfield’s grin is wide as he tugs Rachel from the couch and into his chest to swing around the couches as if he can still hear music playing.

“Gar, I’m tired,” she protests, but there’s a giggle in her voice that begs to differ as her feet move with him.

It’s clumsy and ungraceful, no one ever taught him how to slow dance, but it’s still fun. He has an arm around her waist, and her hair smells like flowers, and he tries to hum some classic Sinatra song under his breath to offer them a rhythm, but it’s not like they’re really trying to dance well. They’re just swinging, pressed together, to their rhythm of their heartbeats and the occasional laughter when they almost step on each other’s feet.

He steps back to twirl her around, and when he pulls her back in, he just can’t help it.

There’s no bigger thought, nothing planned about it, no room for doubt. He ducks down and kisses her, because it’s the only thing he wants to do. The only thing in his mind. The doubt only creeps in about two seconds later, when they have their lips pressed together and she seems frozen in place. He’s about to pull back, apologize and make a joke and try to forget, but then her arms are creeping up to lock around his neck and she’s pressing against him and it’s pure bliss.

He can get used to this.

[tamiddyinyourcity]

1:19pm.

Time to post.

Thursday, June 25th of 2020.

I made a video about how I feel men need to speak up.

And now Jedi is trying to say he feels like he doesn't have a place on the subject....

I really don't wanna say "men are the weakest links", so I will say "He's being a clear example on the type of man I was talking about, and just needs to open his mindset some". Fucks sake.

Anyway, good morning yall.

I went to bed somewhere between 1am to 2am. Face down, PornHub blasting...... Oh well. I fell asleep watching some couple in Brazil getting piped to smithereens. I miss thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Woke up at 5:50am. I loathe that my mind manually woke me up at that time, for seemingly no reason..... But, I do love that time of morning. The sky is always a beautiful ass dark blue tint, and everything else is made of mainly shadows.

.....Makes me long for winter. I hate winter these days, due to having to cover up nonstop, being sweaty AND cold, being broke is worse when your socks are soaked and at risk of mold, your home is a wreck, and the holidays are the most emotional season............. (Three shitty christmases in a row, how amazing. Last christmas was lovely, outside of my ungrateful ass ex....)

Gosh. :/

Anyway.

It's summer. Sun is shining.

Just trying to feel more optimistic.

Hmmm, some life updates:

A guy paid me 60 dollars to buy Animal Crossing.... I don't have a Switch, though. Debating what to use the cash for......... but just happy to have it. Use it for spiritual oils? Laundry? Some sexy clothes that will make me feel like an angelic Studio Ghibli character? Maybe. More money = more problems.

I keep procrastinating on making an Amazon wishlist. And eating. And working. And creating.

My period is stopping early these days. Apparently my eating disorder makes it impossible to leak blood for myself........ huh. Well.....

Met a guy. He's sweet. He talked to me around the time my suicide attempt happened. Sweet enough dude. But, eh. We talked for two to three nights in a row I think. Mainly about high school, shitty ass exes, and more. He's also a virgin, aaaaaand with my liberated and happy to overshare ass, I've been teaching him about consent, foreplay, and good shit. He's realizing his actual serious relationship was more of a "this girl is manipulative and just using me as a fucktoy" sort of relationship ...... The poor guy. Also, why do women not liking reciprocating orally? Maybe I'm just gifted with a barely there gag reflex, (dont mention any of the times ive puked, shut up,) but why not date someone you wouldn't want to suck the absolute soul out of?

Also, shoutout to my 2nd ex, who when talking mad shit over text like "I'm gone fuck the SHIT out of you ON SIGHT you taking this dick, I'm gonna suck the soul out your clit and eat that pussy for hours" coughcoughfuckingbullshit, who then in person, not only who was the "licked it twice and asks are you wet yet" type, (why did i expect the type of nigga that eats one single cheese quesadilla a day and refuses to expand his tastebuds, to be anything but a fucking picky eater?) but when actually told about foreplay and whatnot..... legit just decided... not to do it.

It's one thing to be like "I'm not sure how to do that, can you show me?", and something entirely different to be like "I'm not in the mood to do that".

Cue me literally sitting next to him naked, and he's fully clothed, not making a single move whatsoever to even kiss my neck, or lick a titty, or whatever....... and wondering why sex didn't happen.

Some people can simply receive all the answers and still not do jack shit. They can die alone.

And I hope my ex does too, seeing how fucking shitty he was.

Anyway.

1:53pm.

That bus needs to kill my ex, as soon as possible.

Also, I am not quite yet suicidal. I am just at the point of "life is fucking devoid of meaning".

I hate lots of things.

:)

I'm gonna go look at porn; or something.

Alright, peace.