#jwhbrandom blurbs🖤

[jazeswhbhaven]

played the first chapter/prologue of Noctilucent (a new BL gacha game on EROLABS) and let me tell you I was nearly brought to tears because the smut scene, the art, the music in the background, the voice acting, the SFX and the writing???? there was only one pronoun mistake in the entire thing and it never showed up again but phew....I saved a particular line I liked

also yes, the guy on top is gray all over. his hair is gray, his skin tone is gray and even his dick is gray with a muted deep pink rose tip.

BUT the mechanics had me sold because blonde guy at the bottom was moving his hips, his shoulders were shaking, and he even threw his head back a little. The developers and ppl who work on things like this I will always give kudos to because it HAS to be hard to get every single movement right.

but don't jump on over just yet ya'll (if BL games are your cup of tea) because I have play through an entire week first to see if I recommend it for f2p. ^^

[jazeswhbvault]

Hey ya’ll I didn’t forget about this account I literally have been busy with other stuff 😭 my activity on my main whb blog has been lacking too. But as always I appreciate all and any interactions cause it’s better than nothing.

[jazeswhbhaven]

Henlo, Merry Christmas my lovelies!

I hope everyone is having fun, got what they wanted, enjoying time with their families (or if you're alone or with your furbabies what have you, that you're doing well too! <3)

I'm still working on inbox requests! But please accept this mini headcanon christmas post from me <3

Astra's First Christmas in Hell!

Astra: This is insane....I cannot believe that happened.... (walks into her room with several gifts in hand but sweat running down her face)

*loud knocking and pounding on the other side of the door*

Satan: Astra, open up! I'm not done with my gift yet...!

Mammon: There's so much more where that came from, my love, my treasure. Those small gifts won't suit you.

Satan: Will you shut the fuck up? It's MY turn you had her all day yesterday...

Mammon: Oh? If I'm remembering correctly we both had her yesterday.

Astra: (slides down her door) Listen, I love you both. Please give me a minute. I'm so overwhelmed.

*Astra's phone buzzes suddenly*

[Beelzebub: Hehe, did you get my gift Astra? Make sure you eat all of it properly for the full effect. Meet me at the club later <3]

[Bael: Don't eat that. P l e a s e]

[Belphegor: Aye, Astra! Merry Christmas from me his Maj, Belphie. He's dozin' off per usual. I ain't had time to wrap your gift so come by soon to pick it up. We'll be waitin'.]

[Agares: Don't bother showin' up darlin' I'm coming to you to bring over my gift.]

Astra: How do they know who's texting at the same time???

*phone buzzes more*

[Lucifer: Merry Christmas. Make sure to use the throat spray Buer made. It will help with the soreness.]

[Leviathan: I guess I should formally send you a Merry Christmas text. Even though you should be here in Hades so I can you to your face. I'd like to see it when I also tell you your gifts are trash. None of them are from me, which you aren't getting any.]

[Foras: Pst, Miss Astra, His Majesty doesn't want to tell you, but he has a gift here for you. Visit Hades soon please :)]

Astra: (sighs) Well, today would be a busy one huh? I wonder if I can visit everyone today...

Mammon: (still on the other side of the door with Satan) Do you need a ride? I can take you~

Satan: My motorcycle is faster. We can ride in style. You can't come Mammon you won't fit.

Mammon: Of course. Your tiny bike is way too small. I'm surprised you have room for Astra. Her ass alone is-

Astra: OKAY I GET THE POINT. We'll go later....

*phone buzzes again*

[Asmodeus: Hi dear <3 Look up from your phone for me?]

Astra: Huh? (looks up to see Asmodeus naked in her room except there's a present box over his crotch)

Asmodeus: Come see what I got you~ (winks as the box twitches)

Astra: I would ask how you got in here, but I already know the answer. I think uh...I'll open my gift another time.

Asmodeus: Awh, really? I spent a lot of time making sure it's to your liking...I heard you like..."double" the amount of fun.

Astra: Asmo...did you?

Asmodeus: Yes <3

*the door is suddenly splintering and cracking from Satan ripping at it*

Satan: FUCK OFF ASMODEUS GO AWAY.

Astra: ......I at least hope Minhyeok is doing okay and that Ppyong delivered my gift....

Meanwhile on Earth

Ppyong: Minhyeok!!! Bestie!!!! Merry Christmas, aye! I come with good news from Miss Astra.

Minhyeok: ??? Is she coming home!?

Ppyong: No....but she sent gifts, aye! Here!~ (pulls out a small bag from his belly pouch that suddenly grows larger once it hits the floor)

Minheyok: Oh...(pulls out a locket that has a photo of him and Astra)

Ppyong: Isn't it cute, aye? Miss Astra had the necklace custom made in Tartaros! Real gold, aye! I'm super jealous.

Minhyeok: Astra...I wish she was here so I could thank her properly, I- (he suddenly sees another gift, a book and a pair of panties inside a sealed bag) Eh? What is this?

Ppyong: (grins) Me and some of the nobles made this for you, aye! Take a look...

*Minhyeok picks up the book to realize it's a collection of lewd photos of Astra professionally took by Phenomenon*

Minhyeok: !!!! Ppyong...this...this is indecent....does she know you did this? And what are....these panties?

Ppyong: Those are special panties, aye! Miss Astra had those on during her Christmas Cold, so she came alot while wearing them, aye! I save them for you as her scent was the strongest during that time.

Minhyeok: (blushes heavily while confused by the term "Christmas Cold" and the fact she "came" in them repeatedly) I, uh....

Ppyong: You'll be happy to know she called out your name during, aye! (flies around happily oblivious the fact that Minhyeok is close to passing out being overwhelmed with information)

Merry Christmas, ya'll <3 Lol Astra has her hands full apparently with everyone hitting her up and Asmo being himself as usual. Plus is sounds like Minhyeok got some pretty awesome gifts 👀💀

[jazeswhbhaven]

okay ya'll don't have to agree with me on this and I expect it, but I find it personally annoying that this new content that includes more background on their personality and lore for the seraphim is only available if you obtain multiple evolutions of their limited cards. that's pretty much something us budget/f2p folks are never gonna get unless someone tells us about it and with how PB is being about content being shared lately it's slowed down like a lot.

i like having lore for fic writing sake because i'll be damned if someone comes in my mentions yellin at me about "canon" and accuracy" when I-

don't.

have.

access.

to.

it.

It's silly to even bitch about, but that's what rubs me the wrong way is being corrected when I didn't have the information to begin with. I will accept being reminded and corrected if it's information I knew and forgot or if someone wants me to clarify why I wrote something and didn't label it OOC or non-canon.

that's all honestly.

[jazeswhbhaven]

tmblr didn't want me talking about sucking on Agares's neck and signed me out but guess what?

I'm back and I'm aggressively talking about that cause he said please.

[jazeswhbhaven]

seeing Gamigin flying in the background on the new lobby screen makes me so happy ya'll. He's just a sweet little buttercup of joy.

Everytime I have to write him being sad about one of my OC's it makes me sad but it's like THERES TRAGIC STUFF IM SORRY GAMIGIN I WONT DO THIS OFTEN.

;w;

[jazeswhbhaven]

Sorry ya'll I'm alive!!! I've just been taking a small break because alot happened the past week and it's been taking a toll on my headspace so I think I'm ready to jump in and do some reacts and headcanons.

August is almost over too and that's c r a z y.

Hope you're all doing well <3

[jazeswhbhaven]

I need motivation to start drawing again, so would ya'll want to see the fankid I made for my SatanxLevi ship?

[jazeswhbhaven]

Happy New Year, Lovelies!!!

whatever happens, happens.

See ya 2024, here we go 2025. Hope everyone achieves their goals for the upcoming year, and I hope to continue interacting and meeting new folks here. Ya'll are amazing <3

[jazeswhbhaven]

being sick really does fuck up things because I'm still in brain fog mode. (this is week two of me being sick)

unfortunately I may have to step away briefly for the rest of the week instead of trying to write anything because it's just not workin' lol

and right when Zagan is debuting :(((( I hate this.

[jazeswhbhaven]

Oh btw I played Mouthwashing.

Holy shit ya'll that was a wild 3 hours of my life lmaooo. I hate jumpscares btw which there only really was "one" in there (the fucked up horse mascot monster centipede thing) I hate Swansea only because he was a bitch in one of the challenges and was being mean to Daisuke, and Jimmy?????

no accountability whatsoever you loser

Curly??? I felt very sorry for him the entire time. (Anya too)

Definitely will play this again probably like a month or so to get all the little achievements and since I know what I'm doing now and that it's more of a pleasant paced but fucked in the head game instead of fast paced. ANY W AY S

why is this like the second time i'm seeing horses are being used in a creepy way (other than berserk iykyk)

[jazeswhbhaven]

I'm behind on my final event react ya'll, I'm aware but it will be finished later this morning I was busy recording an audio react for Luci Blow's new card and then realized my voice sounds like a train wreck from still being sick 💀 I might have to redo it later when I don't sound like this or say "fuck it we ball" and post it anyway. (yes I'm still sick, turns out I don't have the flu and something worse (no not covid either) and it literally can last up to a month or two with symptoms so naturally I'm miserable) I'm pushing through the best I can! This blog doesn't run itself anyway lol

[jazeswhbhaven]

Oh....that's weird???

So I thought I had hit another milestone or maybe somethings messed up with the follower count??? Because out of nowhere my followers went down by alot

I know I haven't been posting lately and I normally don't notice, but this is quite alarming to lose that many overnight?

Unless there's another thing going on that I'm unware of and there's some rumor floating around about me that's causing an exodus.

[jazeswhbhaven]

So after reading through my re-write of Satan's Torture card I gotta change something in it and I'm annoyed because it's an important detail but I already got so damn far. SO that's probably not getting posted until January lmao Still clearing the inbox too so I have a clean slate for 2025. Some of them I have to pause and come back to because I want to make sure I do them right despite having had them sit for so long. s o m u c h

t y p i n g

lmao I think I can do it. I'll be fine.

[jazeswhbhaven]

non-whb related stuff~

first, I have yet to get back to replying to stuff because I am sick once fucking again and my immune system is fighting for it's life (i caught the flu, make sure to take your shots ya'll! this fucking sucks) I did want to pop in and thank you all for being patient with me <3 you are appreciated/loved/getting head pats. also....

as someone who was formerly a part of the obm fandom the sudden news of them no longer continuing to update on the story or apps and moving in a different direction is something i suspected for a long time. it's literally what companies do and it comes to no surprise to me, however i do realize that this game means a lot to folks. so yeah, i'm gonna go ahead buy the anime and the last manga volume before others buy it up ;w; lol or if the mark up is ridiculous.

[jazeswhbhaven]

my roommate just told me a gross headcanon about Asmodeus and now I'm just-

like they didn't have to do me like that. But maybe I shouldn't have told them to stop fucking mixing mac and cheese and tuna together in front of me 💀