#aventurine is funny

[musings-of-miss-j]

do you play hsr

yessir i do play Hopping Shoe Railway featuring characters such as Anthill, Wednesday and uuuhhh *squints at hand* Adventuretime

[espikola]

Fun fact if you ever feel embarrassed remember: in Czechia we have a bush that always blooms on Easter and it’s rich and gold so it’s blossoms look like someone’s tears or like rain just like Klimt painted it and I adore it so much. It’s called zlatý déšť which means golden rain in English. I thought it would be cute to write that on that aventurine poster drawing since whenever you win a jackpot golden coins start to drop out of the machine. So I added it, posted it, it already had over 1k likes when someone on twitter started laughing at it. I was like what is their problem so I googled what it means in English and I almost got a heart attack. Idk where yall even learn these phrases bc I gen thought golden rain is a name of the bush plus a name of a chemical experiment. I wholeheartedly apologize to everyone who saw it on twitter that day because I swear I did not know golden rain, such a beautiful name, is a name associated with urinating on someone during the woowoo in English

[adamant-hearts]

Can confirm the power of celebrity endorsement is real 😳😳 I somehow managed to sell this fictional cologne to myself while drawing them

[b1adie]

[majunju]

bunny suit

[frowncake]

shall we play a game?

bonus

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[starcurtain]

Even leaving aside the obvious ship bait here, this is one of the best examples of character comedy Hoyo has posted in a long time.

The fact that Jade sends Aventurine a bunch of rocks just knowing that his incredible luck will allow him to suss out, without even cutting the stones, exactly which ones are worth processing is funny as hell.

The fact that Aventurine is actually able to answer and picks out the rocks that contain high value jade without hesitation is absolutely hilarious.

Bro is out here using his blessing from a goddess to play blind-box prize games. This is like finding out X-Men's Professor X uses his telepathy to order pizza.

Do you think people ever call Aventurine like "Hey man, is my new relationship going to work out?"

And Aventurine's just over here as the divination champion of Pier Point going "Signs point to no, friend. The vibes are just rancid. Abandon ship ASAP."

And then he trips over his catcake and eats shit because he didn't see it coming.

[kimeoshi]

[starfruitssmoothie]

:3c

[tomorrows-inferno]

Let him [who has been missing for 5 years] in?

[rot-to-the-core]

i really like the headcanon that aventurine texts like a boomer because he doesn't spend time with teenagers and mostly uses tech for work purposes and dr ratio has picked up some slang from his students

that being said i can't stop laughing at the idea aventurine discovering stickers on microsoft teams and whatsapp good morning gifs and texting like this as a result

vs ratio 😭

[sh1-n0bu]

jing yuan and aventurine are definitely the type of husbands to go “WE’RE PREGNANT!!!!” to announce your pregnancy to the world. they’re also the type of husbands to proudly gently pat your big tummy, a smug grin on their face and go “see that? i made that” before getting a smack on the back of their heads

[milkcandyreview]

[b1adie]

“Who do you suggest the Trailblazers team up with for the Divergent Universe extrapolation tests?”

[another-goblin]

I found a great way to measure and compare characters' strength in the game. Forget stars, rates, OPs, and metas. I present you The Child-Beater Scale, where a character's strength is measured in Yanqings (YQ):

Feixiao: she was able to easily overcome both Yanqing and Yunli (who are about equal in power), so her strength is definitely over 2 YQ;

Jingliu: easily defeated Yanqing. Over 1 YQ;

Trailblazer: we fought Yanqing and won, so our power is over 1 YQ;

Jing Yuan: used to be able to defeat Yanqing while sparring. Currently unknown. A bit more than 1 YQ, I'd say;

Yunli: they seemed to fight on equal terms, so her power is about 1 YQ;

Blabe and IL: were barely able to defeat Yanqing together. So each of them is slightly more powerful than half a YQ;

Boothill: avoided fighting Yanqing, expecting to lose. Below 1 YQ;

Luka: lost to Yanqing. Below 1 YQ.

Yunli and Luka are about the same age as Yanqing (probably children too), so I'd hesitate to put them on The Child-Beater List Scale. We can measure some characters' strength in Lukas (Lk) though! (The exact numerical relation between YQ and Lk is unknown. To clarify this, we'll need Blade or IL to fight Luka. For science.)

Boothill: easily defeated Luka. Over 1 Lk;

Gepard: over 1 Lk;

Argenti and Topaz: technically they lost, but they were holding back, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say over 1 Lk;

Svarog: lost to Luka during Luminary Wardance. Below 1 Lk.

Additional notes:

March considers Yanqing a teacher, so probably <1 YQ;

Dan Heng in his human disguise lost to Blade (who is about 0.5 YQ), but he used to kill him before, so he's about 0.5 YQ too;

Welt was able to easily subdue the Trailblazer when they were losing control back on Herta's startion in the beginning. So I'd say he's stronger than TB (who's >1 YQ), therefore >1 YQ too at least;

Aventurine was definitely stronger than the party of TB, Welt, Himeko (power unknown), and March, so >2 YQ at least;

He was then defeated by Acheron; she's at least >2 YQ too.