#autisticnightfury

[svenskjavel]

jag spenderade en gång åtminstone 10 min på att försöka fånga en fågel för att få bort den från kafébord, o under hela den tiden tilltalade fågeln som "fågel", alltså "nej, fågel! kom hit fågel!"

Att tilltala hen som Fågel istället för artens namn är som att använda någons efternamn

[drarryspecificrecsdaily]

2023.08.05

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. breathe in, hold it, breathe out by @autisticnightfury [T, 18k]

►The last person Harry expected to see on his doorstep was Malfoy. The last thing he expected to see covering Malfoy was blood. The last he expected Malfoy to do was to smile at him and say; “Don’t worry, it’s not my blood.” And then pass out.

2. The Distraction of You by FurthermoreThatcher [T, 4k]

►In which Harry forgets how to pronounce Sectumsempra during his fight with Draco in the bathroom. As always Harry falls back on old faithful Expelliarmus. One problem with that spell: it leaves the victim conscious for a possibly awkward conversation afterwards.

3. Measure My Lordship With Thine Vulgar Aye by StarQuesting [M, 1k]

►Draco buys some Muggle magnets for the office.

4. The Switch by @ashiiblack [M, 11k]

►Harry and Draco accidentally switch bodies. Chaos ensues.

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Fest/Exchange

1. the eighth sin by Anonymous [E, 16k]

►When Draco is sentenced to five years of house arrest, without magic, alone, the only person to visit him is Potter. But Draco’s beginning to doubt whether Potter is really there at all. ★ HD Wireless 2023 | @hd-wireless

[childofthefireandthestorm]

@manticoreimaginary @nyebevans @autisticnightfury @darkespeon11

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

[breelandwalker]

I associate you with an evergreen forest in autumn

Ooo, with like that piney-smokey-crunchy smell cause there's dead shrub leaves and pine needles mixed together? And the boughs making that whispery shushy sound? LOVE IT.

There was a forest very much like that near my Pop-pop's hunting cabin. It was scrub and bush and birch for like fifty yards and then just this WALL of big pines. I wasn't allowed past the furthest birches because I was very small at the time, but I always peered in from the edge and I remember the sound and smell of it.

So I read this and immediately had a vivid memory of being eight and wearing a puffy jacket, bent down and squinting through the branches, looking for deer.

[nothorses]

weird gender euphoria things: sweatpants low on the hips. yknow, with a long shirt or shirtless and lounging around like that. its just *chefs kiss* perfect

no but you’re literally right

[strangesigils]

hi i rlly love your sigils (would love to get one of them as a tattoo!) and i have spent A Long time copying them by hand to my sigil book but i just wanted to say thank you?? for these wonderful sigils you've made??

I’m so honoured you’d want to get a tattoo of my work thank you so much! If you ever do I’d love to see a picture

Thank you so much! I’m really glad you like them <3

I’ve been feeling pretty bad because my depression keeps getting the better of me and so I havent really been making new sigils, but I’m really hoping to get back into it sometime soon

[childofthefireandthestorm]

@manticoreimaginary @nyebevans @autisticnightfury

[yharnamsnewslug]

hello would you like to see a giant french bulldog

I'm ALWAYS up to see good boys!!!!!!

[systlin]

!!! i decided to make a practice sword with an old broom handle! it's not very heavy (around 370 grams) but it feels good in my hand, and i can handle it without my wrists hurting in a bad way, so im proud

Hey this is just how I started too! Go you!

[svenskjavel]

Jag kollar inte på julkalendrar nuförtiden men i många år så citerade jag o mina syskon "pyret? pyret? du har väl inte blivit en korv?"

Haha

[childofthefireandthestorm]

@manticoreimaginary @darkespeon11 @nyebevans @themoosetress @themaskismyface @autisticnightfury

ITS IS TIME: Miss Universe National Costume 2023

it's here! the Met Gala for people who actually understand what camp is!

yes I'm like 3 months late, but I sat down and watched the damn thing. I put up with the horrible little rhyming couplets for each contestant so you don't have to. and without further ado:

Albania: Starting off very Victoria’s Secret this year! Apparently it’s gold for important symbolism reasons, not just because everything in this competition is blinged out to within an inch of its life. The wings do look nice in motion!

Angola has a good balance of bling, actual cultural dress, and oh hey it has surprise bonus art on the back! That will be a theme this year.

Argentina: Why is there a guy in a hat right down at the bottom edge of her cape. He looks like he’s staring at her butt. How does this represent their flag.

Aruba: This is fine. I like the coral. She thinks climate change is bad. Her parrot is clearly way too heavy to hold up and it wobbles like crazy in motion.

Australia: This is now multiple years in a row that Australia has just worn a fucking prom dress. It’s got native wildflowers on. You could have made this exact same dress with a Great Barrier Reef theme and I would have liked it 80% more.

Bahamas: This costume is allegedly based on a 19th-century doll from the Bahamas “world famous straw market,” which is already bullshit; I googled “bahamas straw market antique doll” and like. they both have big skirts? I guess? Anyway now I’m too distracted by the way she has a hoop skirt awkwardly jammed under there and hiked up on one side. Minus ten for poor construction.

Bahrain's theme is “Bahrain’s pearl heritage,” which like. I guess? The headdress and yoke are pretty. Put more pearls on the actual outfit. Kudos for getting to wear pants.

Belgium: Girl. No. Why is your theme “Latin dance” and why are you wearing a spangly cocktail dress with a totally unrelated piece of fabric fluttering behind it? (Apparently the fabric was designed by a member of Belgium’s royal family? Who is a fashion designer? This is what nepotism gets you.)

Bolivia saw Aruba’s parrot and was like, I can do that better. And she was right! It’s way less wobbly and the costume as a whole does work better. Also made from recycled materials, so we’ll see if that’s a theme again this year. The back of the cape is nice too.

Sadly, Bolivia's parrot supremacy was short-lived, because Brazil was like, bitch please. I see your sad little parrots and raise you FOUR giant parrots, and also the shoulder parrots are articulated and can turn their heads back and forth. I think Brazil wins the parrot competition that only she knew she was in.

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2023.11.29

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. invisible string by newroamantics [M, 9k]

►Harry’s entire existence has been built off of destinies, prophecies and fate. So it’s only natural he’s destined to wind up in France with the last person he expects, his rival, Draco Malfoy.

2. pardon the way that i stare, there's nothing else to compare by @autisticnightfury [E, 6k]

►Malfoy had wings. Harry was fuzzy on the details; from what Hermione knew, it was a miscast Curse that hadn’t worked out as intended, and now Malfoy had wings. [...] Wings. Yes.

3. party 4 u by @stationintern [T, 1k]

►I only threw this party for you.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

*bursts through the goddamn wall* DRAGON AU 911??? YES FUCKING PLEASE

...I fear you guys are picturing like. How To Train Your Dragon. Whereas I’m definitely writing something more like a dragon version of a werewolf they can turn into humans at will and are hiding their true nature from most of the world and if you think that means kinky stuff happens then you would be correct my pal.

[rattusrattus3]

im moving into a new room soon! nd i was wondering if you had any tips on gettig a nice foresty/cave like aes and feeling in there.

Ohh!!! thank you for asking yes i would love to share some things!!!

I like to hang fabric from my wall or cieling with thumb tacks, if you have some silky/flowy/tattered Green or brown fabric on cieling that could be fun

Im sure u like nature and mybe have collections of things from natures?get bowls or jars! store and display ur fun things....Bowls of moss bones crystals etc super good 

Everything on the floor (including ur bed)

Hang pieces of pine and cedar etc from the ceiling on strings

Keep plants/succulents (plant in unconventional containers like coffee pots and mugs and boots (make sure u put rocks in the bottom for drainage if u use weird containers)

Posters and print outs of forests, animals etc

Feathers on the wall

Wall hangings with wood and green wool and feathers and stuff (diy wall hanging example) just use cool green or mossy looking/fuzzy wool! hang feathers and bells and things u find in nature in it!!!

Press flowers and leaves and use these to decorate posters and things on ur wall

Mushroom lights??? or buy them

A hammock in ur room would be like #goals

Shower curtain of a forest/valley meadow on your wall? My old roommate had one like this (link)

Weird Knick knacks and pottery from the thrift store of frogs mushrooms mythical creatures and fairies and stuff

In fact if u have fairy ornaments and can hang them on the cieling or off walls it would be so cool

I get long wreaths of plastic leaves or ivy and just pin them around the room and off shelves and stuff i get them from thrift stores but here is a smilar product 

Clutter is cute imo

If u have outdoor scavenger gear like a cool backpack or clippers or a field not book have those gave a special spot in ur room >:)

Terrariums me fremd

Cut and put up pages of botany and nature books from long ago from thriftsores !! or buybotany posters online  

I hope that helps thanks again for asking 0:) 

[wewringmagicfromtheordinary]

#the way eliot uses a crutch for 15 seconds and immediately is like nah#i prefer to lean on hardison#the way he doesnt ASK hardison just leans into him and hardison automatically reaches to support him#like theyve done this a million times before#parkers hand on eliots stomach and her arm around him#the way parker says eliot should go to the hospital with a little smile because she knows the foregone conclusion of this conversation#but teases anyway#the FAMILIARITY#god it kills me every time via the ocean-is-trans

#i always look at parker during the scene of those first two gifs#because she's the one talking#but i never realized she starts smiling when eliot favors hardison over his crutch#regardless of if this was a beth riesgraf can't help smiling moment#because i would also smile during my super serious line if i saw my coworkers leaning on each other after our epic showdown#or if it was intentional and parker smiles because she realizes eliot's going to let them take care of him#either way . this episode had the best part of action movies which is all the tender moments#and this is the tenderest of moments#anyway#it's 9:27 am on a tuesday how are we feeling via apatronsaintforthieves

#ill never ever be over how he throws the crutches because he knows he has them to lean on#reaching out for them instinctively and they reach back and steady him and keep him safe#fuck via asterlark

#this implies that hardison and eliot were in a situation#without parker#where eliot got shot#and i am so intrigued by that#leverage#queue back and stay#ALSO#hardison just slides in under his arm and kinda lifts him up a little bc of the height difference 🥺🥺🥺 via autisticnightfury

#i’ll always love how adorably married this scene is (｡♥‿♥｡)

[whumpster-dumpster]

whats your favorite whump blogs??

I like lots but just to name a few: @toosicktoocare @friendlylocalwhumper @drawyourwhumpee @whumpprompts 😊