#a saga

[maxpadelchampion]

its actually so funny to me that’s Charles’ ice cream shop is in milan because you know who lives there??? PIERRE GASLYYYY. I’m so convinced Pierre was like “I don’t see you enough calamar” “Think of the view calamar” “we can eat ice cream together in the sun and talk trash about people” “milan is WONDERFUL” when charles was like oh I want to open an ice cream shop somewhere in italy.

[deargravity]

[userhobi]

Hahah

[marijuana-barbie]

On September 28, 2023 my blog (marijuanabarbiee) that I had for 10 years got terminated in error due to a glitch. I didn’t post any “sexually explicit material,” and I didn’t get any warning. Out of nowhere it was just gone. My followers, my posts, everything on my live stream, gone. My emails to Tumblr regarding this issue continue to be left ignored. I have also reached out via Reddit and Twitter and have not received any response.

Then, on October 4, 2023, it happened again to my new blog (tumbl-jail-barbie). This blog contained 4 text posts, and nothing else. Tumblr ignores my emails.

@staff ?

[cannedpeachess]

Gilbert Redford v. Nicola Francesca: A Saga (Corvid Rendition)

[sunburnacoustic]

Can you blow a kiss in a very cool way?

[moonshine999]

Sincerely hope whatever the fuck that thing is, is okay inside phia’s stomach

[croziers-compass]

Me one shot in: forgetting words in english and mixing up words from the romance languages.

Me a whole drink and a shot in: someo-someoawn shoauld bree breed me.

[cyberblink]

I haven't for whatever reason thought to post about this yet so here is my 130k epic Harry Potter with adults re-write aka The Order of the Phoenix and their Increasingly Desperate Fight Against The Unmentionable Man aka Sirius Black and the Crushing Weight of Being A Proper Adult.

I'm properly proud of it. It's up to chapter 63(?) now, which is ridiculous and I have around 20k words left to publish, most of it proper drama. I'm not 100% sure what I'm meant to do with my life now that I've finished it either, but that's something for future me to cope with as I'm currently just happy it's done.

[berlinini]

In conclusion:

[gender-ambiguous-pirate]

I get to class. I sit in the front because there is an annoying noise at the back. I open my computer. I take out my knitting so I can listen to the lecturer. I open google photos to look at my knitting pattern. Everyone who sits behind me is assulted with photos that I took of my newly surgeried chest to send to my surgeon. I close my computer.

[kawaiipickle]

230226 Bigeast staff update

FEBRUARY Q: When you aren’t in Japan, what scenery or food comes to mind?

YH: I remember the hot spring we went to. Ice cream afterward is the best. This is a memorable photo! 

CM:  Japanese draft beer! The best! Especially after a concert. It’s something I look forward to in Japan.

[serendipitous-mage]

pie story

>be me

>know that roomie/friennds dinner day is after actual thanksgiving and thats its the 26th, but unsure what day of the week thhat is (zero time concept) and even tho know its always the thursday regardless of date, have in mind that thanksgivingn is on the 24th or 25th, so not far away from our dinner day

>thing that has been designated to make is ✨pumpkin pie✨

>remember that other roommate who is doing lot of the cooking said they were doing their pies on weds

>think 'hmhm ok, i will also make my pie on weds:3'

>make the pie

>it is. SO delicious looking 😭😭 (important: have a years-decades long obsession wiith pie)

>y e a r n

>cannot have the pie yet

>exercise more restraiint than god herself and wait for it to cool, then wrap and put in fridge

>Realize. that the pies roommate were making were for other roommate to bring with them to their parents on actual thanksgiving the next day. and our dinner day(when the my pie can be eaten) is not.. until…… saturday……….

>DESPAIR

>absolute devastation no breathing only deepest desire to eat the pie

>torturous sleep

>awaken

>halfway through next day(thanksgiving) while roommates with families are at theiir places, receive a picture of a pie. say they are lucky bastards to have their pie now😭

>get told😳can have a piece of pumpkin pi-

>rUN upstaiirs and once aagain exercise More Restraint Than God Herself when cutting a piece so that it isnt a whole half-

>eat🥰😋💞

>… want more 🤭😖

>canNot have more, attempt to be sated, return downstairs

>be Proper Exhausted TM from other things

>roommate has made more pies that can have.. but….. too tired… to get up………

>pass out at 8pm

>wake up at 8am to a bunch of messages in groupchats, including one with the other roommate, who has sent a picture of pecan pie and said we could have some of that early also

>send "is this👀here??👀👀👀"

>receive a YES and YOU CAN HAVE and rACE INTO HAL-

>cat

>kitty cat cat right outside door who is now rolling adorably on the rug

>task impeded, sidequest activated: remove roadblock(pet kitty)

>pet kitty

>kitty is being ohsocute and rolling and rubbing up against the radiator-oH ATTACKED

>KITTY KICK KICKS

>kitty runs upstairs

>sidequest complete! road is clear

>race upstairs

>have not one but TWO pieces of TWO different pies for breakfast!!

>happy little jiig

>the beast (pie obsession) has been sated (for now)

[teamseaslug]

[chryza]

Just put crispy fried onions on my ham and cheese and ascended to nirvana. This is the meaning of life.