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it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts.
fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)
harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him.
peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win.
harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him.
(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)
peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)
peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic.
harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact.
peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together.
harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’
they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto.
#marvel#marvel mcu#mcu#mcu spiderman#spiderman#autistic spiderman#trans spiderman#biderman#bi peter parker#peter 3#trans peter parker#peter parker#peter x harley#parley#parkner#harley keener#peter parker x harley keener#harley keener x peter parker#nwh#gay#gay spiderman#emme’s bad ideas
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peter likes to be on thw ceiling. he often frgets hes upside down.
he tries to make himself a bowl of cereal, but forgetd hes on the ceiling adn spills the entire box on the floor.
tony comes home to fimd a comically large pile of cereal in the middle of his kitchem
#🧃 ˗ˋ ୨ zephs rambling (>。☆)#spiderman#marvel#mcu#irondad#/silly#peter parker#spiderson#iron dad#i need this#fanfic#incorrect marvel cinematic universe#cereal#autistic spiderman#autistic peter parker#irondad and spiderson#the sillies#i love these guys#theyre autistic#new fanfic idea just dropped
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every spiderman is trans and has adhd and autism. source? me!
#spiderman#peter parker#peter parker x reader#autistic#autistic spiderman#trans spiderman#transgender#trans peter parker#autistic peter parker#adhd#adhd peter parker#marvel
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someone talk to me about autistic spiderman please
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During the movie I was thinking *huh wow Hobie is really autistic* then I remembered that all the spiders in all the universes are autistic
#actually autistic#autism headcanon#across the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#autistic spiderman#spiderman
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My girls enjoying each others company. Not a couple, sorry. On the left is Ginny and on the right is Melody.
#original character#autistic spiderman#spiderman#spidersona#the spectacular spider man#tssm#atsv#art
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Peter: mr. Stark, do you love me?
Tony: I would die for you, so without hesitation I would say yes, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it
#this was in my drafts#I don’t remember if I posted it#irondad and spiderson#peter parker#tony stark#irondad#spiderman#irondad spiderson#ao3 fanfic#actually autistic#marvel#spiderson headcanon#ironman#mcu marvel avengers#incorrect marvel quotes#the avengers
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The Autistic Spider-Man
I hate to ask this of you folks, but my friend is in serious need of help. She is suffering from Gastroparesis and desperately needs a gastric pacemaker. Any donation you can make, no matter how small (or big) is highly, HIGHLY appreciated.
#spider man#spiderman#peter parker#autistic#autism#nuerodivergent#nuerodiversity#nuerospicy#daredevil#matt murdock#jessica jones#the punisher#frank castle#j jonah jameson#marvel#comics#fantastic 4#fantastic four#mr fantastic#reed richards#symbiote#venom#black suit#spiderman 3#gofundme
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#yeah#spiderverse#atsv#across the spiderverse#spiderman#spiderman atsv#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#peter b parker x miguel o'hara#spiderdads#theyre so silly#mayday parker#i woke up at 5 am to make this#i dont regret it#riotspider tag#damn this post is bangin ‼️ love u guys#they’re both autistic#i will die on this fucking hill
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What’s in my bag
#what’s in my bag#Grant#jellycat puffles puppy#iPad#composition book#fidget cube#sensory aids#ear defenders#noise canceling headphones#loop earplugs#age regression#inner child healing#digital camera#lego spiderman#pocket knife#hydro flask#lighter#stuffed animals#posic#actually autistic#nintendo 2ds xl#3ds#AirPods#tamagotchi original
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Peter: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Natasha made me get tested.
#this feels like exactly something one of my irls would say#... this is probably why they're all autistic#peter parker#spider man#incorrect peter parker#incorrect avengers#mama spider#incorrect spiderman quotes
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tony, biting into an apple: oh, and make sure you don’t take any bread. ducks can’t digest it.
peter, freezing with an entire loaf of bread in his hand, mouth dropping open in horror: what???
tony, utterly oblivious: yeah, it’s harmful to them
peter, eyes welling up in tears because he has been feeding these ducks SO MUCH BREAD: have I been k i l l i n g baby duckies
#blinks innocently at you#im not doing anything#no siree#i am not#marvel#marvel mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#spiderman#spider son#autistic spiderman#peter parker#peter 3#autistic peter parker#iron man movies#iron man#iron dad#tony stank#tony stark#emme’s bad ideas#emme’s incorrect quotes
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peter , delirious and feverish but doesnt want tony to worry
tony who already found out: peter are you ok?
peter internally: dont let him know your sick, just say no..
peter: dont let him say no.
tony: what
peter: what
#🧃 ˗ˋ ୨ zephs rambling (>。☆)#spiderman#marvel#mcu#irondad#/silly#peter parker#spiderson#iron dad#autistic spiderman#hes silly#incorrect marvel cinematic universe#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect marvel#incorrect quotations#incorrect quotes#sick peter parker#fever whump#fever#sick spiderman#delirious#he cant speak properly lol!!!#feverish#goober
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BABYBOY ALERT!!!!!!
purpletunabread on twitter did this absolute MASTERPIECE of younger Hobie that is actual factual canonical🫰🏼Little man looks like he's on his way to retrive Zeus' Master Bolt but call him age innapropriate insults nonstop and steals all the gummy sharks he sees and plays a sick ass X Ray Spex cover and got middle school street cred by whooping bullies asses
#the percy jackson ref was obligatory this is literally 12 year old percy.but fr he looks so good i would've thought this was concept art#hobie brown#hobie appreciation#hobie supremacy#hobie is jamaican#hobie is ugandan#autistic hobie brown#transmasc hobie brown#unlabeled hobie brown#team dad hobie#seapunk lover hobie#mama's boy hobie#atsv#spiderman#spiderpunk comics#spiderband originals#gamerpunk#< familial selfship tag#precious punk rock angel#💌#summerposting
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being an adult means we can buy or make as much self-indulgent shit (as we can afford) and unironically have trinkets of our fave things cause our teen years was bullied for liking things and hiding/denying we were ever neurodivergent to the point of suicide. sucks for anyone that thinks its weird cringe but I'm going to try and allow myself to love myself in little ways now
#wish i could tell younger me that i wasnt fucked up i was just autistic#even if youre not nd i still think having things you enjoy around you is important especially for your space#so i make a notable effort to get fandom stuff for my younger siblings now#like my lil sister thinks getting demon slayer stuff is cringe cause anime and what not (havent read it sorry)#but her face still lights up when i get her a pin for her#or a blind bag with a character keychain#and very slowly the self hatred and whatever it feels like that youre not allowed to like anything and that anything you like is bad#starts to diminish#my qpp is obsessed with birds and chickens and has so many trinkets around the house for it#or my friend who loves how pretty stained glass looks that his walls are covered in thrifted stain glass pieces#i know an elderly couple who are obsessed with star trek and they have a room in the house purely for shelves stacked with collectables#my friend's dad is so obsessed with spiderman that he has 3 walls full of figurines and posters and collectables that prob amoutn to tons#like i dont get it but i get it#maybe its because im sick rn but im in my head tonight about human loving things and stories and cocepts to the point of comfort#sara shush#ramble
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Sorry it’s been so long.
Thought I’d add my spidersona and my oc from atsv. Say hello to Ginny Tezuka( Kitsune) and Melody Parker(Ghost Spider).
Ginny is the taller one and Melody is the smaller one. Ginny is from earth-29 and Melody is from Spectacular Spider-man’s universe. Sorry she looks like she’s not from there. Not an easy style for me to draw.
Details later, promise.
#original character#autistic spiderman#tssm#spiderman#the spectacular spider man#Sony Animation#spidersona
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