#autistic spiderman

[emmedoesntdomath]

it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts. 

fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)

harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him. 

peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win. 

harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him. 

(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)

peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)

peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic. 

harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact. 

peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together. 

harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’

they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto. 

[kelconfetti]

peter likes to be on thw ceiling. he often frgets hes upside down.

he tries to make himself a bowl of cereal, but forgetd hes on the ceiling adn spills the entire box on the floor.

tony comes home to fimd a comically large pile of cereal in the middle of his kitchem

[starrykites]

every spiderman is trans and has adhd and autism. source? me!

[fandomcentralsposts]

"raimi peter was a loser" Okay but that boy had the most autistic rizz I've ever seen.

[jessmalia]

good to know tumblr has their priorities straight

[ashidentshappen]

Reasons my autistic ass vibes with Peter Parker

Senses dialed up to 11

Nervous

Intense sense of justice and moral compass

Trans?? Yes.

Confused

Trying is gd best

Just a silly little guy

Blames himself for everything

Craves attention and validation

Nerd

Feel free to add more

[frogsareallgay]

someone talk to me about autistic spiderman please

[wolverines-actual-boyfriend]

During the movie I was thinking *huh wow Hobie is really autistic* then I remembered that all the spiders in all the universes are autistic

[programrue7]

My girls enjoying each others company. Not a couple, sorry. On the left is Ginny and on the right is Melody.

[minimarvelh]

Peter: mr. Stark, do you love me?

Tony: I would die for you, so without hesitation I would say yes, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it

[hillsidecomics]

The Autistic Spider-Man

[emmedoesntdomath]

tony, biting into an apple: oh, and make sure you don’t take any bread. ducks can’t digest it. 

peter, freezing with an entire loaf of bread in his hand, mouth dropping open in horror: what???

tony, utterly oblivious: yeah, it’s harmful to them

peter, eyes welling up in tears because he has been feeding these ducks SO MUCH BREAD: have I been k i l l i n g baby duckies

[kelconfetti]

peter , delirious and feverish but doesnt want tony to worry

tony who already found out: peter are you ok?

peter internally: dont let him know your sick, just say no..

peter: dont let him say no.

tony: what

peter: what

[nogodsnomorales]

[sporecringe]

What’s in my bag

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Natasha made me get tested.