#austin wttt

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

@wttt-austin look I draw you 😀

[theatrekidenergy]

Austin Art because I can ‼️

Look at that sass! How shocking (also I have no clue why the second looks so weird it exported and the color completely changed for some reason 😭‼️)

[boba21521]

More headcannons ft. My silly ass friend!?

-Oklahoma 'secretly' smokes weed

-California + Oklahoma + Alaska are freinds due to mutual hatred/teasing of Texas

-Florida has really sharp teeth, which wouldn't be a problem if he didn't bite people to show affection

-Texas is genuinely afraid he's gonna wake up with a tattoo or dyed hair

-Alaska, Hawaii and sometimes Puerto Rico have sleepovers where they gossip like teenage girls

-New York REALLY likes Christmas

-The states teach each other phrases in their languages/dialects that gov doesn't understand so they can make fun of him

-Florida really likes the song Livin' Lavida Loca because it reminds him of Louisiana

-California has sobbed his eyes out to rises the moon before

-CDC and Gov swear they're relationship is strictly professional (spoiler alert, it most likely isn't)

[livesandlies]

hi yall

school doodles for the wttt fandom

ok Tumblr hates me ignore how this is formatted weird tumblrs being andick

[theatrekidenergy]

UT is the only thing uniting every Texan, besides the Aggies, they’re doing their own thing.

Since Austin comes out every time Texas takes his hat off, he probably struggled to put this hat on

[louis--wifey]

@artistictiana I made what I think Texacali's kids look like. I'm tagging you bc this is your fault

California (he/they)

Texas (he/him)

Austin (he/they) - oldest (irish twins w/ Sacramento)

Sacramento "Say" (she/her) - second oldest (irish twins w/ Austin)

Houston (he/him) - middle

Los Angeles "Angie" (she/her) - middle

San Francisco "Francisco" (they/them) - middle (twins w/ San Antonio)

San Antonio "Antonio" (he/him) - middle (twins w/ San Francisco)

Dallas (she/he/they) - youngest

[dailymothanon]

A wee ol’ Austin concept design 🐶! I wanted to keep him looking rather much like Texas but, he is separate being in this case. He is friend looking, friend shaped! He wants friends and buddies and fellows 💪 what a social little butterfly!! I’m unsure about his hair but 🤔 I’m content with this so far!

He is baby angel from heaven… I like to imagine Texas gave him his handkerchief that he treasures very much so… such a smiley little baby too …

[doueverwonder]

some of the states are just real bad at the fake name thing; like Kentucky panicked when someone asked his name once and now in a total of four towns he's gotta go by Tucker and in another four Kenny. Florida just tells people his name is Flo and when ppl point out that's usually a woman's name he pretends to be all offended and says he was named after his grandma. California accidentally started to introduce himself as California but caught himself and now his name is Calvin, Michigan doing the same thing and ending up with Mitchell. Indiana out here introducing himself as Indiana and then having to lie and say his parents just really liked Indiana Jones. The Dakota's are fighting over who gets Dakota for their civilian name, they have an elaborate story about being separated at birth and accidentally named the same thing. Texas has on multiple occasions told someone his name was Austin bc it was just the first thing that came to mind (Austin gets upset bc "thats my name" "shut up"). Georgia has gone by George multiple different times, but it's arguably funnier when Washington goes by George.

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

Here's Florida eating the burger he deconstructed and Austin being absolutely disgusted by it

[chaoticarson16]

I already said this to a friend but I had a dream that Austin was Texas's little brother, that he failed to protect. But Austin's spirit merged with Texas and over time became Texas's "alter ego". Like that shit would be crazy!

This is the first time I’ve heard about something like this but this is sick as hell! This would be such a cool concept like- imagine the fluff? IMAGINE THE ANGST?! OMG THE POSSIBILITIES?!

[daily-table21]

Video: DC Statehood

Status: Public

Link: DC Statehood - YouTube

Date Posted: May 9th 2021

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

[theatrekidenergy]

I don’t think I’ve never made a post about it before but I’m a huge fan of Ben Brainard, he’s a great comedian and I especially enjoy his state series (wttt), especially Texas and Austin’s dynamic so here’s a couple things I personally head canon:

- Texas has an innate fear that he will one day wake up blue blue hair and piercings because the hat fell off in the middle of the night and Austin did Austin things

- California: *viscously trying to grab cowboy hat away from Austin* DON’T BRING HIM BACK- PLEASE- PLEASEEE-

- Texas has like an agreement except for himself- Like Austin gets Thursdays and Tuesdays and Texas gets the rest of the week yk

- Texas: “Look I hate to say it but sometimes, SOMETIMES, your food is.. okay.” - Austin: *beaming* “Really? 🥹”

- Alaska and Austin are polar opposites (quite literally) which frequently results in very interesting conversations, however Alaska definitely favors Austin over Texas purely because Austin isn’t as much of a jerk

[lunearobservatory]

Hi! for the character art asks thing: Austin with g4 in fistfight with god?

the uhhh the scrunk? the skronkle? the baby boy baby!!!

[fandomgeeknerd]

FLOWER LORE X WTTT

more angst

[yippeeometer]

why do my princesses insist on ignoring the beautiful creation of dad!texas. why do you hurt me in such a way. he has a CRINGE GAY son and he LOVES him with all his life and hes trying VERY HARD to understand these niche internet references he'd been fed.