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Ugh I just hope I can recover from those 2 days at least y'know? I had 3 pretty good days at least
#counting calories#tw binging#tw weight#tw calories#tw ed bløg#tw ed br#ed but not ed sheeran#aytipical ana#tw bul1m14#i hate calories#tw ana bløg#omad diet#ana d13t#im trying#tw restriction#b1ng3 purg3#ate like a pig#tw food#@na blog#4n@diary#ed blr#ed bløg#ed in tags#disordered eating mention#disordered eating cw#i wanna be sk1nn1#ana omad
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not only are wild boars dangerous but farmers still keep having fatal and almost fatal encounters with domestic piggies. I’m a pig enthusiast. nobody really thinks about how dangerous they are. they have a reputation for eating human bodies for a reason. 700 pound incredibly stubborn and smart omnivorous animals with remarkably sharp teeth. usually they’re friends but when they’re foes, they’re terrible foes.
#pig related fatalities keep popping up in the historical mortality and census records I keep looking at#they allegedly snuck into houses and ate babies sometimes#no idea how often that happened but unlike fairies stealing them that seems like it’s plausible
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I thought I heard something rip when I sat down with my third plate of Christmas dinner it didn’t think much about till I got home and saw the damage. I probably should’ve skipped dessert but that definitely didn’t happen 🐷
#I was the fattest person there by far#and I ate like a fucking pig#that’s what the holidays are for right?#male feedee#weight gain#stuffed belly#female feeder#gaining weight#make me fatter#bhm#fat belly#ffa
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he tells me his birthday is just another day but he doesn't realize that it's the passcode combination i've been using for my entire life and this moment was destined.
so i cut cold butter into flour and delicately slice variations of apples for a pie, steal a gold candle from my mother's junk drawer so he may make a wish, deliver it all still steaming, and we eat the entire thing silently, sweetly across the table from one another.
when i tell him i'm shy after he asks me to read to him a poem, nervous and embarrassed, he closes the curtains and learns i snort when i laugh.
and i learn that he's so much more than just a boy.
@nosebleedclub September 14th - Porcine
#nosebleedclub#porcine#september#poets on tumblr#female poets#writing#spilled ink#spilled thoughts#poetry#poem#original writing#spilled writing#spilled poem#writing prompt#prose#poetic prose#prose poetry#prose poem#prose writing#porcine like pig#we ate a whole (small) pie like pigs
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Daily Nagoriyuki 26122023
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We were talking about Peru in class for some reason today and that just made me remember when I went there and this guy begged me to take a picture with his daughter because I was so white
#yes I took the picture#but like who just walks up to an 8 year old and asks that 😭#It was so funny though#Tbh that entire trip was a fever dream#we watched guinea pigs get slaughtered then ate them#The firework war and the nun I mentioned a few posts down#my brother getting pulled aside by security for having three moldy towels that he stole a bathing suit AND a potato sized rock that he did#NOT originally have with him#10/10 would go again#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#edit#felix rvb#rvb locus#samuel ortez#issac gates#felix mcscouty#locus#felix
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can u tell when i gave up on drawing
I need to touch paper again I hate digital jdjdhdjd
#I visited my family and ate like a PIG! It was nice..#Anyways have a really lazy doodle i thought about for both Chopper's bday and christmas#Merry belated christmas
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having a balkan father should qualify you for whatever benefits staunch conservatives think us veterans deserve
#i just wanted some fucking ice cream and then this man decided that actually the fact that we made a full batch of ice cream for all family#members did not matter and decided to eat all of it himself and then he only left a small piece back in the freezer and i will not fucking#touch that out of principle because he ate directly out of the container like the degenerate that he is#i hate him so much he gorges on food like some disgusting pig you literally need to race him if you want to eat anything in this house#ura.txt
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Found at pig.ga0 Instagram
#cute#so cute#cute to extreme#cute pig#little pig#baby pig#cute video#happy pig#(no in fact this makes me think what I ate for dinner and feel like a fucking murderer...)
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I am actually so ashamed of myself guys I'm gonna stay off ana-blr for a while and stop responding to people except maybe some ana coaches I'm sorry in advance today has just royally sucked ass how dare I go on ana-blr and then have the AUDACITY
To eat the way I have today literally earlier I may have overreacted honestly because perhaps I didn't actually binge a 1000 calories like I thought I did? I was still so exhausted, I couldn't completely think straight, my vision was still giving me problems and I wanted to pass out, i was still hungry, BUT NOW?
Ugh I fucking made it worse I was advised to eat like a small snack in 18 hours and then try to fast for 26 - 28 hours and I couldn't even make it to the 18 mark I only made it to 16 hours which is 2 hours before my goal and there's literally NO snacks here you wanna know what was here though?! Fucking taco bell! My stupid dumbaas friend got I hate that shit but for some reason I went like "eh it's okay if I eat some of it I'll just purg3 it plus I've already fucked up today why not? AAANNDD literally I kinda did a good job technically it's 2 hours until I gotta eat anyways so whatever"
And what did I fucking do?! Did I wait the 2 hours and eat a snack and then misuse cough syrup to black out like I should've? Did I say yes to ana and NO to food? Haha well you'd be surprised to find out that
NO THE FUCK I DIDN'T!
MY FUCKING FATASS PROBABLY ATE LIKE A 1000 CALORIES IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT IF I HADN'T OF "binged" EARLIER!!
now I have to spend maybe 3 - 4 hours puk3ing everything up! Alongside hating myself, water fasting, and exercising, GOSH DAMNIT! I wish I could rewind this day or maybe died in my sleep before I ate something because DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T EAT!
Somebody fucking shoot me istg put a gun up to the back of my skull and threaten to blow my brains out if I eat one more damn calorie!
I'd just like to take a moment before I end this post and give a personal FUCK YOU! to all the culprits I hold responsible in me eating like a slob today ahem so here we go then
B1ng3 eating d1sord3r you have been nothing but a pain in my ass and I just wanna say FUCK YOU! I'll be dammed if I continue to let you ruin my life, my body, and my mind, If you was a physical entity I'd tell you to jump off a bridge and die but YOUR. NOT!!!
Ahem bul1m14 you have been very helpful in me chasing the relief and Euphoria from horrible decisions I have made throughout my life during b1ing3ing however you have also served as a safety net making me feel too comfortable making bad decisions and for that FUCK YOU! but thank you for the Euphoria pookie ily
My friend buying taco bell ahem listen darling thank you and all but I was TRYING to create a severe calorie deficit why would you buy FAST FOOD?! IT'S SO HIGH IN CALORIES I CAN'T EVEN COUNT IT! ugh fuck you man what do you have against me being skinny and pretty?!
Restriction and Fasting listen y'all you have all been like so helpful in many ways but you also make me so sick and hungry and for that I hold you responsible for me eating like a pig for that FUCK YOU! But also like thank you darlings fr
A lack of healthy snacks in this house is also to blame so FUCK THAT!
and lastly we move to the mastermind behind this entire terrible day the one truly responsible for sabotaging me who deserves the biggest "fuck you" of them all and that person is?
MYSELF! HOW DARE YOU NOT ADHERE TO YOUR STRICT ANA D13T HOW DARE YOU SABOTAGE THIS ENTIRE DAY WITH YOUR EXCESSIVE CRAVINGS AND LIES
FUUUCCCCKKK MEEEE!!!!!
#tw bul1m14#tw ana bløg#tw eating issues#tw ed bløg#tw ed br#tw binging#b1ng3 purg3#ana bullshit#tw restriction#@na fast#tw calories#tw weight#disordered eating cw#aytpical ana#ate like a pig#tw gun#tw ana rant#vent post#vent and rant#@n@ tips#@na motivation#someone stop me#i hate calories#i hate my body#i hate my existence#tw food#tw fast food#ana fraud#eat less#cw cussing
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A spidersona! Divided up her doodle page like a fool because i cannot be bothered to try planning my art specifically for posting on social media!!
#spidersona#atsv#she is wanted by the police for murder#but shes like#listen pigs#i even ate their shoes#no body no murder
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Aughhhhjdhcjebxjsnjxs
nauseoussssss
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Hating the icky
Life is hate crimeing me rn
And during pride month as well smh
Can’t believe this snxjanxjnsksjs
#ace rambles#aughsjbfjsndksnd bacon make me feel ickkk#got food from a place and I dislike bacon general so I never get it with anything#and the thing I got for like the first half had absolutely no bacon#but then the second half was absolutely full of it#I accidentally ate some put immediately spit it out but-#it still make me feel ickkkk#ughhhhhhh don’t know whyyyyy#pork and pig and ham and stuff has always been ehh to me but now it just kinda makes me feel sick most of the time#it’s not even like all of it#I still eat hot dogs and sausages and pork rinds (sometimes)#and those don’t make me sick but all the other stuff just ighsbxjsb#ickyyyy#time to perish a painful death#(aka sleep away the nausea and other general ick from other stuff(like medsss))#rn I eeeep#away from all the people my mum is having over sincjsjdjsnd#and awaken later#and then probably eeep again wifjejdnsj
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We all have that one friend we’re eternally grateful to for making us a little less gullible
#thinking about this bc when I was a small child I befreinded a girl who told me her family ate human hands#and I just. believed her.#thought it was her culture or something#<- keep in mind eating hands was about as weird to me as eating guinea pigs and I knew some cultures did that#I wonder how she’s doing#she was definitely NOT the friend I’m talking about in the post#that is someone I still know#I mean it’s nice to have someone who will trick you and you can laugh about it together without feeling like the but of the joke
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creating a twitch account just to follow bears in trees feels like a Lore Moment
@bearsintreesofficial
#bears in trees#Lore#with a capital L#twitch#the adhd is adhding#peak adhd moment#current hyperfixation#streaming#it's 1am#what a surprise#i'm currently eating PEZ from a george pig PEZ dispenser and regretting my life choices#NO I FINISHED MY PEZ#3/4/24#marking the date#so that i can look back on this and reminisce#i had to use voice-to-text to spell remenisce 🥲#why is it spelt like that#english is so weird bro#like wtf#i want more PEZ :(#but i ate them all#i'm going to go and watch#bluey#now#to cope#👋
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People will literally make shit up about Cheshire to make him look more scarier and malicious all because they can’t comprehend a fictional cat not being the literal devil
#I just saw someone say that he actually ate the pig baby in the book and that it’s weird that Disney cut it even tho no????#that’s not a thing??? it’s not even implied????#but also if Carroll wanted that he would say it ok#tho that’s not shocking this person thought the walrus and the carpenter was a thing disney made up#like what levels of brainrot brought you here#alice in wonderland#cheshire cat#javi rambles
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