#at least that’s what I’ve heard

[lesbian-munkustrap]

Also I don’t understand when people (my friends) are like “ew, Cats is about furries” like my brother in crust, you are literally a primate

And anyway, so what if they are? Like who cares? Not me 💁 I’m too busy having a grand old time

[yagirlyubnub]

okay so my sisters kinda a swiftie cause she likes Taylor swifts songs (she’s six okay she doesn’t know about politics at least not that kind) and I feel really bad cause uh

Taylor swifts kinda, no VERY terrible

it’s okay my dear sister just vibe to shake it off as you do eVERYTHINGS fineeeee 😀

[wawataka]

actually the fact that my school is keeping campus open despite the fact that our city isn’t built for heavy storms is almost infuriating

[jynersq]

not me fighting tooth and nail not to have to switch from R to python only to discover how user-friendly python actually is in comparison

[iceeericeee-reblogs]

When Gravity Falls was still airing, Alex Hirsch leaked the name Tad Strange before the election episode released. So people started to headcannon that Tad was from the same dimension as Bill but he was blue and a square.

dont be a stranger

[the-shy-lonely-weirdo]

They understood each other in a way they didn’t understand at first…

[dipperscavern]

i want to engage in flirty banter with robb stark so bad i can feel my scalp peeling from my skull like there’s a huge ass monkey unwrapping it like a banana OOO AH AH AH OO AH AH (monkey noises in case u were wondering why i broke out into song)

cuntlips42 do you know how real this is. it was so real i had to write this

robb stark x fem!reader

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you’d compare the current state of winterfell to a chicken coop when the butcher comes in wielding a blade.

the king and queen of the seven kingdoms are on their way, and nobody is spared from helping prepare to host them. the cooks are preparing a feast, lady stark is dealing with the castle, lord stark is dealing with the winter town, and all of you have been assigned different tasks. arya is helping set the mess hall, bran and rickon are with lord stark, sansa with lady stark — and you, jon, theon, and robb have been told to prepare the rooms they’ll be staying in.

you jumped at the opportunity to prepare a room for the king and queen, choosing jon to accompany you, leaving theon and robb stuck with preparing the rooms for the queens cousins. they’ll be arriving soon, meaning all of your focus is on your task at hand.

so, naturally, you’re distracted when a head of auburn hair appears in the doorway.

"Jon," robb says. "I was starting to wonder."

you and jon both share a quizzical look - you've been at this for all of ten minutes, all spent without robb. robb says your name, which makes both of your heads turn to him. "Y’can't steal Jon to capture my attention."

you catch on quickly, and your eyebrows raise in question. "Oh, I can't?" robb shakes his head, crossing his arms. "Most unladylike." "Can't I?" a servant sheepishly moves past robb to bring the furs lady stark requested be put in the room. you take it from her with a smile, moving to drape them across the bed. "He went willingly. Tell him, Jon." jon's long since opted to ignore your squabble, placing candles throughout the room. his head turns at the mention of his name, and he looks at you both with uncertainty, as if deciding who to side with. it seems you're in luck. "Aye."

"Traitor." robb accuses. you huff a laugh, dividing the furs into two piles. the queen and her ladies are southern through and through, and lady stark said their tolerance for the cold weather is lower than a babes. "Are you going to be of use, Robb, or have you come all this way simply to get my attention?"

he guffaws at this. "Simply?" "Sneaking away from Theon is no simple endeavor. It takes great talent." he speaks with utmost seriousness, as if the others are on your doorstep. "You needn’t go through such effort," you say. "I'm notoriously generous.”

“For my efforts, some might say I’m deserving of my ladies favor.”

you shoot him a look; one that almost makes his knees buckle, regardless of who’s company you’re in. “Who’s to say you don’t already have it?”

you and robb hold each others gaze as he tries to muster a response. seeking out your spotlight and then becoming smitten underneath it; the jokes write themselves. fortunately for robb, the silence is soon interrupted by another voice.

"Robb!"

you, jon, and robb are in sync as you turn — met with a wide eyed theon standing in the doorway. clearly, robb is not as skilled as he thinks. "You said Lady Stark summoned you."

"She did." robb is so sincere in his response, despite your confusion, you almost believe him. you get clarity when he turns pointedly to you. your cheeks heat furiously at the implication.

jons eyes are glued to you, waiting for your reaction as his smile turns upside down in his effort to keep it at bay. theons eyes dart between you and robb in mild confusion before something clicks into place, and somehow, his eyes get even wider. theon shakes his head in disbelief. "Grotesque…”

jon turns around as to not show the large grin on his face at theons use of words. more importantly, at the way he's never used such before, made clear by his inflection when saying it.

theon walks past robb, intentionally catching shoulders with him as he does so in some strange act of defiance. robb is quick to roll his eyes.

theon begins helping you and jon set up, which is appreciated, but with both him and robb here - that means there isnt anyone in the other room. the realization makes you sigh, knowing what must be done; sacrificing your fun for the sake of peace.

you pick up the other pile of furs, walking to robb as theon takes your place. "Come," you turn around, and make eye contact with both jon and theon. "Behave."

robb seems more than delighted at this outcome, smirking at both men as you walk past him. he walks at your side, leaning to take the furs from you.

"You're horrid." "And you're blushing, my lady."

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[cemeterygrace]

something was in the air at titwang wasn’t it.

[vinnyandthephenomena]

these flowers in the attic lifetime movies are absolutely wild did they even read the books i’m gonna cry

[grelleswife]

*grasping my fellow like-minded Kuro fans by the shoulders* Listen to me, comrades…we are NOT going to tolerate attempts to make The Cursed Ship popular and widely-accepted on this platform again, or misgendering of our lady Grelle Sutcliff, or sliding backwards into the mire of fandom toxicity, in the wake of this new anime announcement. We 🔥 are 🔥 not. 🔥

[miracuyes]

I love voltron but if you pull up to me trying to fight and I find out ur name is Keith I’m laughing in ur face.

[quibbs126]

So apparently the reason why Bumblebee has been sounding so familiar to me in Earthspark is because he’s voiced by the same guy who plays Huey in Ducktales 2017

It’s been bothering me so much, now I finally know where I’ve heard his voice before

[uchiha-gaeshi]

I would never wish growing up in a hyper religious African house on my worst enemy. The cognitive dissonance is insane especially if you grow up in the West yet your family (and other African families around you) insist on clinging on to asinine “traditions” that are really just covers for abuse.

[fillejondrette]

i saw someone comment “aww so nice. how old was aisha again?” in response to a post about how islam is the most woman-respecting religion. i love it and would like to propose a similar response to christians who claim their religion is pro-woman. “how old was mary again?”

[m1ckeyb3rry]

coming back on really quickly to say a) i miss megumi b) i cannot believe there is now CANONICALLY someone named kaito in jjk phanpara and c) i also cannot believe that the cursed technique i made up for an oc i made based on one of my annoying classmates is also now canon in jjk phanpara

[skyward-floored]

My mom after explaining her in-depth plan for moving a bunch of furniture around to make it fit better: so what do you think?

Me who was half awake fighting off a headache and possibly a fever and only understood about half of what she was saying: sounds great mom 👍