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wtf is this
#20 CAPTCHAS ??????????#i stg i bought minecraft in like 2012 and it eas to easy#this sucksssssssssssssss i hate the evolution of technology i hate every corporation#ughhhhh#at least it was on sale
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my new graphic tablet just arrived and im scared that i wont like it ,,,
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🎇INPRNT SHOP OPEN🎇
YIPPEE I FINALLY DID IT THIS TOOK SO LONG OH MY GOD. But yeah you can now buy my prints if you wish!!!!!!
Including way too many pieces from the desertduo daily challenge i did #dddaily4sherin and a whole bunch of other pieces, all requested by you guys <3 tysm to everyone who helped me select my pieces!
Giant shout out to thello sillyfairygarden for helping me out with this too, go check out her prints too💥
and now i will stop rambling GO CHECK OUT MY SHOP :D There's a 15% off sale going on too ending tomorrow! (Sept 22)
rbs are super appreciated too🫶!
#inprnt#my art#grian#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#mcyt#mcytblr#hermitblr#trafficblr#dddaily4sherin#ig?? LMAO#illustration#SORRY THIS IS SO LAST MINUTE FOR THE SALE IM SO BAD AT TIME MANAGING HASJDHAEHEggoeG#BUT YIPPEEE IM FINALLY FREED FROM THE INPRNT MINES KAJSKDLJKSI!!!!!11#i need you guys to know. how much pain it is to adjust the pixels and dpis for almost every piece AND title them AND tag them#AND INPRNT WONT LET ME COPY PASTE TAGS I TYPED DESERT DUO TOO MANY TIMes#at least the chibis were fun to do BHAHSDHAHA#for legal reasons I need to state that despite the fact that i drew 3l scar there. this is not a scam i promise /SILLY#wait also SHOUT OUT TO THE PPL WHO ALREADY BOUGHT PRINTS WHY ARE YOU GUYS INSANE. USAHDJAEAWJIEJA TYSMMMMMMMMMMMM#if anyone wants to show me how the prints look on their walls/anywhere once they got it absolutely feel free to!!#I would love to see it ueuuaehuaeeuh💥
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Half Life 1 is free on steam NOW until November 20th.
Go play the one of the most influential video games of all time!!!!
here's another link to install it directly, put this in your browser: steam://install/70
steam:// is the url specification that says "open this url in the steam app". 70 is the app-id for half life (im unsure if this works as even on a 100% off sale where you don't buy it, you still have to "purchase" n the game first, if anyone wants to test that out please tell me if it works)
#half life#hlvrai#i know i shouldnt tag that cuz it's technically not the same fandom but i think they would appreciate it at least#valve#steam#steam sale
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So, you can buy one of the books from the 1999 The Mummy at the upcoming March 2024 Propstore auction.
From the listing for Lot #250:
The heavy book is primarily made of resin finished in gold paint to resemble solid gold, and features several intentionally tarnished bronze components. The book's embellished metal spine displays 12 individual strands attached to each internal page. Designed to hold the front cover in place, four metal vulture-like clasps are inserted into the scarab emblems and are adjoined to uniquely designed hinges. Located within the book are 12 resin tablet pages covered in ornate hieroglyph detailing. To open the book, the circular mechanical emblem on the cover must be twisted in an anticlockwise direction, which causes the two clasps on the right side to pop up. To close the book, the two clasps should be pushed down into their corresponding slots and held. The emblem should then be turned clockwise, causing the locks to fix back into place. Intentionally distressed for the production, there are some small chips on the cover. Dimensions: 14.5" x 14.5" x 4.75" (37 cm x 37 cm x 12 cm) Estimate: $50,000 - 100,000
The clasps and lock mechanism are fully functional. BYO key, though.
#the mummy#(anyway there's at least 1 prop key floating around but I've only ever seen a non-functional key prop for sale i.e no moving parts to that)#propstore auctions are like the classic 'if i win the lottery i won't say anything but there will be signs' website#they're selling the sabrina dress - THEEEE dress#they're selling annie and jack outfits from speed i'm dying
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Had to use all my top surgery savings for emergency housing why do I even try
#at least it was all from commissions and sticker sales#they werent donations or anything#but still i feel guilty#and kinda defeated#like i aint no quitter but....bro#being poor is so expensive
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the executive dysfunction is not going to win today. i am winning. pay no heed to the fact that i am on tumblr writing this post instead of doing a task. i am winning. i am winning. i am winning.
#the good thing about having a large volume of individual tasks is that there are going to be several that are not as hard as the hard ones#so i can procrastinate the hard ones by doing the easy ones and still feel like i'm being productive#i've actually been very productive this week it's just that most of that time was spent on something VERY low priority#like no one asked me to do it and it wasn't urgent. and it took several days. but it was easy#one of the things i have to do today is schedule sales demos with 14 different vendors 😩😩😩💀🔪explosion explosion explosion#the only thing worse than attending sales demos is giving sales demos. at least i don't have to give them. could be worse#ugh but you know the thing where after a sales demo the person you talked to sends you emails every week asking if you will#pwetty please buy their product. i'm going to have that for 14 vendors. and only one of them will win#battle royale in my inbox#executive dysfunction#my posts#f
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Common misconception! The phrase "you have to spend money to make money" isn't about entrepreneurship, it's actually about how you have to buy yourself So Many stupid little treats to survive the horrors of being employed!
#the nerves in my hands may be fucked up from spending 8 hours straight moving tv dinners around in the worlds loudest freezers#but at least i have this bag of candy that was on sale that i grabbed on my way out#anyways. i miss being unemployed what happened to that can i go back to that#lobster.txt
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Ghoul Thought™️, perhaps a request? I haven’t played the game to know anything for sure, but I’m vibrating imagining the possibility that maybe he has a heightened sense of smell, and can smell just how turned on and wet his little vaultie has been for him from the moment they met. 🥵
Probably tries to ignore at first, but at a certain point he really needs to call her out😏
So, not only do I think ghouls overall would be able to smell when you were wet, I think ghouls with a particularly sensitive "nose" (I have spoken at some length about sense of smell and scent marking in ghouls, so you can find elaboration on that here) would be able to detect hormonal changes, so they'd be able to smell when you're ovulating.
Cooper can absolutely smell both, though he's not quite sure what he's picking up at first. He notices the tang in the air when you two initially approach one another, so he doesn't necessarily think much of it. What he fails to notice is the longing with which you'd been sizing him up before approaching. Your smell changes during your first conversation (well, more like a first argument, since every conversation with the man is about one crossed wire or snarky comment away from devolving into an argument, especially when you've only just met), and the change seems to stick once you both calmed down and agree to travel together.
However, the first time you two stop by the roadside to rest for a few hours, he notices the smell returning. He doesn't say anything about it, simply watches you drift off to sleep out of the corner of his eye, intrigued about this person who is so willing to travel with a ghoul, especially one as gruff and unwelcoming as he can be. Once you begin to snore lightly (a sound that makes him chuckle), he spends a long time just staring at you, studying you curiously. The smell has fully returned, and is even stronger than before, but it takes seeing you rubbing your thighs together and sighing in your sleep for him to fully realize what's going on.
He spends that whole night with the most painful, bothersome erection he's ever had in his life, but he's too annoyed with you and himself to do anything about it. The next morning, he's quieter than he'd typically be, but you don't know him well enough at that point to notice.
From that moment on, he notices it constantly. The idea that you simply find him, specifically, sexually attractive to the point of fairly blatant arousal is ridiculous to him, so he spends a long, long time turning the whole thing over and over in his brain; is it some adrenaline rush? Or a ghoul fetish? Do scarred-up, rotted near-corpses just get you going in general?
That theory is a wash when tested, though, since any time other ghouls are around and his nose picks up on it, he's also obviously there as well. Even observing from a distance doesn't really support the idea; you don't seem to really "click" with the others in exactly the same way. You're kind to them, of course, as you are to pretty much everyone, and it actually softens his heart to know you still see ghouls as real, whole people. But that's all it seems to be: friendliness. No matter how much he may try to deny it to himself, there's a chemistry, a spark between the two of you that he can't ignore, and that he doesn't see when you interact with others. He also cannot ignore the thrill it gives him to see other ghouls studying the two of you together, their eyes full of assumptions.
You always choose to sit close to him even when there are other options. You pester him with personal questions and inquiries about the Wasteland and he has to pretend to be annoyed by it, secretly overjoyed to have some seemingly genuine companionship for once in god knows how long. Sometimes, in your sleep, you unconsciously move close enough that you touch him. Rather innocent touches, considering, but they never fail to send his heart racing, leaving him humiliatingly aroused at as little as your back against his outer thigh, your face against his hip.
All the while, that scent tantalizes, haunts him.
He ignores the problem as long as he can, enjoying the way you two have slowly begun to chat, joke around with one another; there might even be some real trust developing there. He doesn't want to jeopardize that because he's lonely and can't control himself. Even if it's slowly beginning to seem to him that you might actually want him, too, he'd rather have your friendship and be happy with that than push his often rotten luck and risk losing you trying to be greedy.
But at the same time...feeling his long-dormant sex drive reawakening is strangely thrilling. It makes him feel human, makes him feel alive. For so long, he's found his sense of masculinity in violence, in vengeance and bloodshed. Your warm presence, your beauty, your scent...it all makes him feel masculine in a very different way, leaving him waiting impatiently most nights for you to fall deep enough asleep that he can sneak away to relieve the ache in his balls.
Of course, he doesn't go far enough away that he can't watch over you, still. No, he stays close enough that he can still see you, can study every inch and soft curve of your body as he strokes his throbbing cock. It's not disgusting or perverted if it's done out of necessity, he tells himself. The desert is a dangerous place, and he can't afford to take his eyes off of you when you're in such a vulnerable state. That doesn't mean he isn't left feeling guilty after he finishes, though, the euphoria of his orgasm tainted with shame. Still, he finds himself in the same position most nights, sighing your name wantonly as he spills all over the ground.
He can only fight his urges for so long, though.
You spent most of the previous week smelling of blood (something he also found tantalizing but decided to not think too hard on), which meant that soon you'd be ovulating. It was funny, almost, how he had all but completely forgotten pretty much everything about how women worked, but a handful of months with you and he's suddenly keeping track of your cycle (sort of) like it has anything to do with him. The whole thing makes him strangely nostalgic for when he and Barb were trying to conceive, and the emotions of that only add to the inner tumult he feels. The fact that your smell becomes even more temping, more inviting in this time only makes things worse for him.
The new game you'd been playing recently, however, would be the straw that ultimately broke the camel's back.
The last few nights, you'd taken to settling in for sleep, as per usual, but your breathing wouldn't drop down into the same deep, rhythmic pattern that indicated unconsciousness. Instead, you'd roll over onto your belly, a position you didn't usually sleep in, laying on your arm, and begin rather conspicuously grinding against your hand, pretending to be asleep all the while.
Cooper Howard is a man with an excellent poker face. Not much shakes him badly enough to draw out a genuine reaction. But the first time you did this, he sat a few feet away, frozen, a lit cigarette burning itself away to nothing as it dangled between his parted lips. The smell of you, the sound of your little whimpers and quiet sighs, had kept him nailed to that spot beside you all night two nights in a row, even after you'd finished and actually drifted off to sleep.
He tells himself tonight will be different if you pull the same stunt.
Which, of course, you do.
A shocked gasp leaves you when he grabs you by the ankle, dragging you a few feet through the sandy dirt towards him and flipping you onto your back, staring down at you as he pulls himself halfway on top of you.
"Filthy fucking tease." he growls, your natural perfume making his head swim as his deft fingers move to the button of your pants.
The pitch dark of the desert night is eerily silent, save for the harsh sound of your breaths intertwining as he helps wrestle the worn material down your legs, trying his best to rein in his strength and not shred it to pieces in his haste to get to that warm, inviting place between your legs. A snarl, feral and borderline inhuman, rips from his throat when his fingers finally find what he's been fantasizing about. The small part of him that has any control is nervous for a split second, worried to frighten you, but the shudder that seems to break down your spine in response isn't one of fear.
He knows he should be gentle, take his time, but the wetness that he feels, the heat, the hormones in the air short circuit his brain, and after a few swipes at your puffy clit, he sinks his middle finger inside you in one fluid motion, giving a few pumps before sliding his ring finger in alongside it. The sounds you let out are the most beautiful thing he's ever heard, and they drive him to rub and tease and fuck you with his hands until you're whimpering his name in a way that tells him you're close. Fleetingly, he wonders what his odds of being able to knock you up really are.
You turn your head quickly and snag his lips in a passionate kiss just as you begin to come apart all over his fingers, leaving him swallowing your moans and whimpers as his hips buck and grind wildly against your own. It's sloppy and rough and your teeth are bumping against one another, but you still bring your leg up around his hip, letting him rub himself against you as he cums in his pants.
After a few minutes, the two of you calm down enough to really look at one another, though you're both a little hesitant. No one says anything for a good, long second, but the look on your red, sweaty face says you're happy. Nervous, he tucks his face back into the crook of your neck, laying a few soft, sort of awkward kisses there, debating whether he should pull away or not. He doesn't want to impose himself on you anymore than he already has.
But your leg remains wound around his hip, holding him close as your hands move up to cradle the back of his head, petting softly, and the loving touch glues him in place, too lost in your affection to even think about going anywhere. He knows that you two are going to have to have a long, likely awkward talk about this, about what this makes you. He isn't dreading it as much as he imagined he'd be. He's eager to call you his, actually, if you'll let him...
...but not so eager that he can ignore the way you're starting to grind against him again. Or the way he's getting hard all over again. Poor thing, you're not getting much sleep tonight, are you?
He'll make it up to you somehow.
#also you gotta at least check out new vegas anon#you can play it on a low spec laptop (at least I can)#and it goes on sale for like $2 all the time#cooper howard#the ghoul#cooper howard x reader#cooper howard x you#cooper howard headcanons#cooper howard smut#fallout prime#fallout tv show#submission
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one of my favorite games to play with my friends is called "find him"
the way it works is:
i pull up austrian houses for sale
stream it to friends (photos are fine but 3D tours are obviously the best)
than we just look through trying to find the cruzifix boy.
when we locate him we all yell "THERE HE IS" "I FOUND HIM" ect.
optional: i will wiggle my mouse cursor over him while my friends point at their screens
that´s it. that´s the game!
a word of warning tho: you may encounter weird houses that haunt you like the "barn cube" and "red roof/wall/gutters kitchen utensil nightmare"
#austria is a very catholic country and old houses for sale have almost a guranteed minimum of one cruzifix boy in the corner over the#kitchen table. the second most likely place is a painting of baby jesus held by marry over the marriage bed#you can play this with your friends but only if at least most of you are trans and also gay and you have access to catholic house listings#idk might aswell get entertainment of being raised in a place where public school is basically catholic school you know
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Crafting forecast has changed! Some local organizations are looking for, well, a lot of things for disaster relief, but the one I can help with is the request for baby blankets so I am switching into baby blanket mode for I don't know how long
#the person behind the yarn#at least a week probably#depends on what fabric I have on hand and when I can get to the store#I might try to use what I have on hand and hope joanns does another sale this weekend?#because I just missed their last sale on flannel#but I can make patchwork flannel blankets#and regular quilts#Basic Baby Quilt Time#I am rarely so aware of my physical limitations as at times like this#where I really want to help. and I might be able to! but if I am wrong about how much I can help#someone will have to leave the location where we are working to take me home#and if I am honest it's not a question of IF I will have to leave early but WHEN#so I am more helpful by not going because other people won't have to leave early#if my stupid circulatory system would just cooperate I could help! I used to!#I have the muscle mass to move things it's just not reliable because of my everything else
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california post. i realize many people have real problems. our neighbor who yells at his dogs has a Vote No on Prop 33* To Save Affordable Housing! sign up, upon which he has stuck one tasteful, nearly coy, tr•mp bumper sticker. points of this story are you can say anything about anything in us political discourse and I hope he falls in a ditch
*the one for rent control
#the house next to him is for sale and the realtor is his daughter#she also sold the house on the other side of him and picked a guy who doesn't totally suck at least#us politics /
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1 year since i got scammed by nintedno leaving me forever yearning for a game we will never get and an extreme worry for the future
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#dont think they will learn anything#i know its pessimistic but like#as if the critics were in any way as loud or popular as those worshipping it#i feel so bad for having contributed twice to its sales and earnings#i bought it normally (later sold that to a coworker) and the collectors#which i sold but i only got back the money a normal new one would have cost#and it was also only bc i was buying sth else and it was literally in prime condition#like he said it wouldnt matter bc he cant give me more but then even he said holy shit thats literlly like unopened lol#i mean ... most of it was never opnened xD just took the game out once and put it back once thats it#i feel extra scammed bc it was the first and only collectors edition i ever owned#and i dont think i will ever buy one again#and might regret that#i still wish i had known how much i liked botw to get its special one ... but i didnt have the money back then either way#but id rather miss out on that than spend so much money on sth i will forever regret having spend money on#and i worry for the future bc the “story is the least important part” guy and “lol you can only like the old games bc nostalgia” guy-#-being in charge of the franchise arent giving me much hope for anything better#especially after totks success
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I am so so so happy with my patreon merch designs for August...
I seriously love getting to design things every month and send them out...
You can get these stickers if you sign up for one of my merch tiers before the month is over!
#sorry I have to self promo sometimes#I promised my friends I would#but also. I legitimately just extremely like these stickers so much#I might make these designs available for sale eventually (normal style)#and I also want to do more designs in this kind of general aesthetic...#its. I really like it hahahahhahaha#and I like how these came out a ton#so I think I wanna do some more like this! at least for a bit#anyways yeah if you like these then you can get them as a patron#but also just my merch tier is my favorite patreion thing and I love getting to design and ship stuff out every month. its so wonderful..#MY FAVORITE THING.... DESIGNING MERCH...#great way to support me while getting something out of it lmao#I mean you can also just look at my patreon in general#I wish sooo fucking bad I could post updates early there but it's against my contract#so. just previews for now...#next comic for sure though.#stickers#patreon#self promo#ugh I am just so happy with these....
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can i get on his shoulder if im being annoying enough
#wow i think i actually tried#i mean the rendering and the body and stuff#probably the most exposed character i've drawn#you know#compared with basically any other characters i draw that doesn't even show an inch of skin#oh well at least you gotta start somewhere#seriously i should learn / practice something about art now because i just finished my fucking horrible monthly meeting yesterday-#-and i SHOULD have some time for that kind of stuff now#by “should�� i mean there's a high chance i will spend that time on other games#also i bought ror2 btw#it was on sale so i bought the main game#idk when i'll get around to it but i bet im gonna crunch through another game's wiki before even touching the game#just like basically any other games i played#don't ask me why i do that i kinda just do#risk of rain 2#ror2#ror2 commando#mithrix#my art
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May I offer you two Shinjiham paintings in this trying times???
#im starting a campaign whete we need to put Shinji out of his stinky peacoat#that boy needs some air#also wow i managed to finish not 1 but 2 paintings akdhdwkaja#i have horrible habit of not finishing paintings so like this is a milestone for me hsksksks#anyway unrelated but I went out today because the art store near my uni is shutting down for good#and they have a clearance sale so I wake up very early to go there#i manage to get really good watercolor paper at very cheap price! and also 3 tubes of paint and im so happy about it#this paper will last me at least 2 to 5 years probably#im going to paint a lot hopefully ahshdkshssa#asukart#persona 3#persona 3 portable#persona 3 reload#kotone shiomi#minako arisato#persona 3 femc#shinjiro aragaki#shinjiham#foolmoon#00s highschool au#watercolor#i forgor her hairclip but im outside rn and i camt be bothered to do that agwkshsksjsla
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