#at least hes on brand

[dimensionzero]

so do we think gayatri took some inspiration for her style or did pavitr actually pull a motherfucking model

[runawaymun]

I'm meant to be doing like a zillion other things but my nervous system finally decided to shut down over various holiday related stressors (as is tradition) so have some Elrond sketches (plus teeny Arwen) i did to help soothe myself lol

🎄 merry crisis or whatever 🎄

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

[evilkitten3]

au where team hebi agrees that it's a bad idea to leave kabuto unsupervised.... so they drag him along. as the team mascot

[zylphiacrowley]

Old man yaoi

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

(ln8 spoilers) jinshi thinking except for my godly looks i am just average and then his smartass goes and kills around five birds with just one brand. someone whose status is so high that even his name can't be said by anyone except the emperor jinshi branded himself with the crest of the empress vowing loyalty to her assuring her he doesn't wants to take the place of her son. one-upping his "bro" with this who refuses to let him leave the line of succession wouldn't let him become a commoner doesn't wants to let him become a servant to the royal family. only slaves get branded and if this ever got out there will be chaos in the court. gyokuyou tho considers jinshi like a brother and he did swear loyalty to her but if she ever tried to cross his family her clan's brand on his body would be enough to prove her as an adultress which would be bad for her and her clan.

and jinshi did this in front of these two people and maomao so now she is the only one who can see him naked and the emperor cannot order him to marry anyone which was something that was definitely gonna happen had he not done what he did. as a bonus he gets to spend more time with maomao after a long time and he did all this while saying the exact words: empress gyokuyou, your enemy i shall never be in front of maomao reassuring her because she once muttered i don't want to be an enemy to empress gyokuyou and he had heard her but before he could tell her that he had no intention of doing that either he couldn't because of the lishu incident. one of the major reasons maomao hadn't accepted her own feelings for jinshi one of the obstacles he promised to remove for her. even though he doesn't even know that maomao's concerns about her becoming gyokuyou's enemy had to do with his birth secret his true status. that no matter what he is the rightful successor. something jinshi himself isn't even aware of and yet without knowing that he did this to deal with it all in a single way most preferable to him: masochism

[dear-ao3]

in case anyone’s wondering why the qatar update post hasn’t yet seen the light of day it’s cause i accidentally went down a several hours long rabbit hole on jenson button last night while fact checking a single stat. safe to say, he’s an amusing person.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

the end nine’s story really was an “alls well that ends well!” moment

[reminder-that]

FEDBOI FRIDAY

[moonknightblog]

The difference between Jake using Harrow’s Staff to try and kill Harrow, to Marc using his darts… is kinda hilarious.

Like Jake was gonna bash his head in, with the Ammit Ax Staff, while Marc was going to probably just cut his throat-

Well it all worked out in the end, if Harrow died there- Ammit would still be out there!

[danmeichael]

do i necessarily think that yqy would start vtubing? no. but were circumstances to arise where he would, embracing suspension of disbelief, he would be wildly successful.

you might think it's because he's handsome or charismatic or has a nice voice, perhaps because he's an excellent performer. but you are wrong.

it's because he's a pathetic loser.

the secret sauce to popularity as a vtuber is being scuffed, pathetic, incompetent, or being bad at keeping yourself alive in ways that confound logic and baffle your audience. or all of the above. having a mold infestation in your bedroom might slowly kill you, but it will also get your clips a hundred thousand views.

does he sleep on a mattress on the floor despite having a very high-paying job?

is it his third time canceling a stream for his frequent hospitalizations due to completely voluntary overwork?

has he only eaten frozen meal-prepped meals for the past year and a half?

is he tech incompetent and every stream something goes wrong?

gets so dizzy he falls out of his chair because he's forgotten to eat for the past 24 hours?

handcam mealprep stream and it's the most tragic food you've ever seen?

does he stream in slacks because he doesn't own jeans or sweatpants?

"you know when you cry sometimes and it actually for real fixes you?" ".... i don't think i've ever cried?"

he would unlock monetization on youtube in a week. there would be a dozen drawings of him tits out, cat ears, blushing within hours of his debut.

[victorie552]

Kind of a weird AU but hear me out:

Finwe marries Indis, right? Most controversial thing Finwe ever done and that includes leading elves from their ancestral home to a new continent to live with gods. Silmarillion says that it happened because he fell in love and I believe it BUT what Silmarillion doesn't tell you is WHEN Finwe marries Indis. I saw posts that say the canon is inconclusive and Tolkien probably changed his mind a lot, and half of what of what Tolkien wrote is thrown from the window by fandom, so.

Anyway, one of the versions said Feanor was at least a teenager when Finwe/Indis happens (I think). What Silmarillion states is that Feanor married VERY young by elven standards, and that Nerdanel was below his station (classism? in elven society? apparently!).

Last thing before I get to the main point: Fingolfin marries Anaire, a Noldo lady, who I saw often enough written as a noble or a court lady, perfectly fine that, no idea if that's canon. And Finarfin very much marries Teleri princess.

...I don't know guys, it feels very convienient. For princes to fall in love with exactly the kind of women who would be approved by royal court and strenghten political ties with other elven factions. If it was anything else than silm, I would call political marriages.

Time for crack: based on what I wrote above I propose an AU where it was FEANOR who was supposed to marry Indis. For politics! Vanyar are the most important faction in Aman! Let's marry into that!

But the MOMENT Feanor became an adult and they could process with courting without making it creppier than it already is, Feanor runs off to elope with his coworker and there's nothing they can do. Well, that's what Finwe tells Ingwe when Ingwe rages about it to him.

Finwe loves Feanor, he wants him to marry for love, and that's exactly what happens. But, uh, all Vanyar are pissed that there's no political marriage when they were promised one (they mad cause they look stupid now), and, well. Finwe decides to bite the bullet. For his son.

It's not true of course. But imagine family dinners after that.

[fauvester]

xuejiao and his secretary/attack dog/fiancee/2nd cousin

[bookshelfdreams]

hey do y'all ever think about the fact that Charles probably has told Edwin about being beaten as a child at some point during their 34 years of friendship? And that Edwin likely never found it remarkable enough to ask further questions because back when he was alive, beating children was completely normal

[kitnita]

oskar bäck pre-game   —   OTT vs DAL   —   01.02.25

[what was the process like down there (with the texas stars, presumably), i think we asked you earlier, but, i mean, it was a three year battle just to get to this point. do you look back and say things you’ve learned and how you’re a better player now?]   yeah, uh — three year battle, sure, but it’s … i’ve also been very happy down there, like, it’s been a good time, too. it’s a good place, good team, good coaches, good staff around, so it’s been three good years. but for sure, a learning process, and, yeah, i’m very grateful for my time in austin.  [what’s the difference up here, as far as either level of play or lifestyle or — is it a big jump?]   uh … yeah, it is. it’s, uh, like, overall, the level of hockey is better, but, just the pace that play goes — it almost feels like it goes faster in the A, because it’s kind of a bit more … everyone is a little bit of wherever, kinda. here, everyone is where they’re supposed to be, kind of. but, yeah, uh, puck … puck moves faster, and more skill overall, so it’s … yeah, it’s been a step to take for sure, but it feels good. 

[recurring-polynya]

Yuki brothers spotted!! (ft. bonus Shino)