#at least Barbatos/Asmodeus interactions are cute

[cnl0400]

Hard Lesson 25

[ablupen]

Obey Me cast with a child MC <3

As much as I do occasionally simp for the characters, I like soft romance. (If you like spicy stuff though I'm not saying you can't interact with me or whatever- I don't post those stuff but I'm not against y'all)

Anyways, back on topic; .....Obey Me characters as parent figures or sibling figures. Please! Imagine it! That's adorable! In light of that, I have some ✨ headcanons ✨ for each character and a headcanon or two of how they'll act around a child MC about maybe Luke's age or even a bit younger.

**LUCIFER**: He won't directly say it in front of everyone, but he finds MC very cute. He may get angry at his brothers, but will NOT do in front of MC. Lucifer will tell them to wait in another room, then leave and close the door to hang Mammon on the chandelier when MC isn't looking. If someone starts talking to MC, he will glare at whomever is talking to them for a few seconds before looking away, but will ALWAYS keep an ear on the conversation. Very obviously protective parent/brother. He can be kinda strict, but he's also very soft with MC. He knows how to treat children as the oldest brother, after all.

**MAMMON**: At first, Mammon isn't sure what to do with MC. A child? How will this help him? MC's boldness (or naivety) grows on him though, and he'll eventually spoil this child. Like, part of his big spending will go to getting this kid a ton of good stuff. Trending toy? You bet! He'll complain that he's broke later and his ideas of what's good for a kid are somewhat wonky, but he means well. He may even gather the courage to ask Lucifer, Simeon, and Barbatos on how to take care of a child! Least likely to warn people that there's a child in the room when someone curses.

**LEVIATHAN**: If ANY of these people felt the most unprepared, it's Levi. He tries though! Families on animes when they do show up look really happy, anyways! If there's one thing about this though that he's better than Mammon though, is not giving MC dangerous objects. He knows better than that. But he has no idea what he's doing, so he tries to research it, wing it, and see how MC reacts. He was so happy when the child followed him around pretty easily. Gaming buddy, you know? For MC's sake, he's a bit more active, because if he doesn't, he's afraid he'll look boring in their eyes. He introduces Henry 2.0 to MC at some point, too!

**SATAN**: He's a lot more outwardly calm about a human child bonding with him and seems to take it smoothly...... But that's just on the outside. Privately, he's very confused, surprised, and pours some hours into his reading time for learning how to take care of a child. He's the type of care figure to read MC bedtime stories. Absolutely. Also, he knows that Lucifer won't let him keep pets, but if MC wants a cat he'll get them a cat dammit the child wants one. After bonding with MC, he's a lot more nervous about his temper and his demon form (sharp tail), so there are times where he seems to just vanish from the House of Lamentation. He's fine though! He's somewhere with MC to calm himself if that happens. Satan likes to show them pictures of places in a book and if MC says that they're interested in a certain place, Satan will take them there, granted that it's a safe place. If someone says one bad thing about them, or if MC cries, Satan will be on a warpath as soon as MC isn't watching.

**ASMODEUS**: He'd gasp and find MC really cute!! He'd totally take them in and find really cute outfits for them. If they want to, he'd also paint their nails. For the child's sake, he'll tone down his jokes around MC, but a rather dirty one slips out sometimes, and someone will have to either cover their ears or tell him that there's a child in the room. He really acts the most like a sibling or a proud mom. He may also post pictures of MC on Devilgram, too. He usually finds it atrocious, but he'll let MC "make him beautiful"; choosing colors, drawing on him, brushing his hair, you get it. MC is a ball of sunshine to him. Asmo is also very generous with praise.

**BEELZEBUB**: When MC first approaches him, he's confused. Why is a tiny human kid walking up to or near a giant demon of gluttony like him? He's not complaining though. He doesn't have experience in caring for someone much younger than him, but he has experience in general care for someone from taking care of Belphie growing up. Beel is careful to be gentle, and is happy to give MC a lift or a piggyback ride whenever they want to. He'd also like to take MC on food tours to try a bunch of cool foods. Then afterwards, they'll head to like a McDonald's or something and he'll order them some chickie nuggies while he gets a cheeseburger. There were a few times when MC was in danger and none of them realized. Thankfully, Beel has an intimidating appearance, being very bulky and tall (second tallest character), so as long as he's around, simply being in MC's vicinity will keep them safe. Belphie co-parents/co-big brothers MC as well.

**BELPHEGOR**: Ew, a tiny human. That's his first thought. Unfortunately for him, this was a very much innocent child and wow, what a surprise. The child grows on him. During these beginning stages, he tries to ignore MC, but God Dang it. MC follows him around, finding his sleepiness the equivalent of safest. Eventually, he lets MC into he and Beel's room and even sleeps near them to keep them safe, pulling a blanket over them whenever they sleep without one. He'll even temporarily lend MC his pillow, which surprises everyone but Beel. Belphegor finds this to be common sense, but the realization that he might be some sort of big brother/father figure will eventually sink in and he will accept this with a long sigh before smiling fondly at MC. He likes to ruffle their hair sometimes too as a sign of affection, and will let MC hug him to warm themself up. He's a very laid-back father figure/big brother figure, so he often let's MC just do their thing while he naps nearby, but he gains an uncanny sense of when something might go wrong with MC, so he'll wake up in a snap if needed. If anyone other than MC wakes him up, he'll glare at them, but will gently smile if it's the child. If someone tries to quickly wake up MC, they shall receive no mercy (/hj(?)).

**DIAVOLO**: HUGE millionaire father vibes. HUGE. And it's very accurate! Except that he'll actually try his best to spend time with MC! He grabbed the wrong person when doing the exchange program, so he ended up with this human child instead of the young adult he was getting. He very much regrets this. He tries taking MC back, but it's either harder than expected, or the child keeps wandering off. Dia then tries to have the brothers take MC. MC latches on to him instead, and he just gives up because oh my god not the puppy dog eyes. Like what Mammon would do, he spoils MC ROTTEN. Only the best for them. The difference is though is that Diavolo has a better idea on how to treat a child and that he'll probably never go broke. He unfortunately has to work a lot, so there are times where he won't get to see MC. However, he lets MC roam around the palace grounds, granted that a trusted servant watches over them. He'll even pay the servant extra if they do. Either that or Barbatos serves as MC's father figure when Diavolo is busy. This is no problem for Barbs though, because he's already kind of a father figure for Diavolo and Diavolo as a child was even harder. Sometimes, MC likes to just run into his office to surprise him and Dia is very touched, and will both praise them and pat their head, telling them to leave ONLY when VERY nessasary. He's a very loving father figure and likes to call MC "my little prince/princess/royal". Everyone is pretty sure the only reason why he hasn't actually adopted MC is because they had an actual life in the human world and he is trying his best to respect that. Also, btw, I noticed that this section is a bit longer than my other sections, so I think my bias is showing I'm sorry-

**BARBATOS**: Diavolo approaches him shyly one day and asks him to take care of a child while he figures out how to send them back. Barbatos agrees, and he takes to the task of caring for MC rather quickly because dedication. It also helps that he knows how to take care of children because of the Young Master. At first, it was purely dutiful, but it becomes genuine after a while. He's happy to let MC taste test and "review" his food, and one can see him with a gentle smile whenever MC is happy. Barbatos also lets MC join his baking lessons with Luke, which makes both of them happy and Simeon to an extent because Luke is happy. Barbatos is also a very good teacher, and he knows perfectly when to be strict and when to be sweet. He lets MC follow him when he does his chores around the castle and even lets them decorate his "room" with stickers and other things. This is usually considered untidy, but he doesn't care. He finds the decor quite charming.

**SIMEON**: As an angel, he already has a protective instinct, so he was pleasantly surprised and delighted when MC decides to befriend him. He's very happy that Luke and MC kinda click together, and eventually, MC is unofficially adopted alongside Luke. Simeon is very fond of his little siblings/children, and treats them equally while still embracing their differences. You know the way he canonically treats Luke? Same with MC. Sim is most likely to slightly gasp and go "Language, there are children" when the brothers swear and joke. He goes on lots of small walks and activities with Luke and MC and he enjoys every moment of it, being most open about his affection. This section is kinda short because there's already a lot of canon material about his relationship with a child (Luke).

**LUKE**: BESTIES! They're about the same age, and human is much better than demon, so they fit! He and MC do basically everything together! Of course, in this scenario since they're about the same age, Luke's scenario is one where any of the other characters is MC's parent figure. It fits better though if it's Simeon, Barbatos, Diavolo, Solomon, Thirteen, Raphael, or to an extent Lucifer, but anyone will do. Luke and MC will gossip a bit, mostly Luke telling them to be careful for demons, but whomever is MC's guardian will get a pass. If one is a tough situation, the other will be immediate support. The duo love to doodle or window-watch together and everyone finds the two to be adorable. MC is the first or second person to try his food. 🥺. (Short for a similar reason to Simeon.)

**SOLOMON**: MC was probably drawn to him because he's also human, like them. I'm sure some of you are wondering about his food, so there's two scenarios: 1. MC also has a strangely iron stomach like Sol and Raph or 2. People donate food. You choose. If it's the first one, they're as confused as Sol and Raph about why people don't like his food. MC is very impressed with his magic, and Sol enjoys making mini fireworks and bubbles for them. He understands why MC might've befriended him, so he's not as confused about this, but is almost as slow in the head about what's safe for a child as Mammon. If he finds a new spell, MC is first to know about it. If he's busy, Sol will ask Asmo or Barbs to babysit and they agree to, usually. Like Asmo, he's generous with giving MC praise, but in a calmer way. He also gives MC a protective talisman just in case, as well. Solomon adores this child and even made them a few magical items, not counting the talisman.

**THIRTEEN**: Yep, even the currently undatables will get entries. 13 is like "...Is this a child? Seriously?" when they first meet, but finds that MC either doesn't mind traps or enjoys the pranking as well. This means fun! This gains some favor to her. MC may become like her partner in crime whenever they cause mischief. To surprise them, Thirteen may set up harmless traps that shoot confetti or even give them candy! Their reactions are really endearing, so she'll occasionally leave these behind and make it VERY hard to spot since being with her means that they'll gain a keen eye lol. Sometimes, MC will prank her back with the oldest tricks, and she's either genuinely surprised or falls for it on purpose just to get them to laugh.

**MEPHISTOPHELES**: The least willing to look after a child, but Mephisto is a Diavolo stan, so he eventually agrees. He ignores MC most of the time, but will begrudgingly help them out if they get stuck somewhere, partially because of Diavolo, partially because he doesn't want to ruin his reputation, and partially because he genuinely feels bad. He lets MC do whatever as long as it doesn't affect him, but makes sure to follow them so that he can follow orders. If MC likes horse riding, this sparks some interest, and he will bring MC along the next time he goes. Eventually, he'll have more pride in his voice whenever he talks about what MC is up to, even if he'll never completely say it.

**RAPHAEL**: Out of the three newest characters, he would be the most accepting of this situation. He's very curious at first. It's not every day that a normal human child ends up here, after all. He'll take MC along with him whenever he goes somewhere, and slowly becomes fiercely protective with spear ablazing if something might jeopardize their safety, even for the smallest thing because man's not too socially in tune. He may also slowly and somewhat uncertainly give MC headpats as well as a silent "good job" if they tell him something they did. Raph will ask Simeon for advice on how to look after a ~10 year old to make sure he doesn't do anything wrong. He can sometimes be a bit emotionally dense, but he still has a protector's instinct, after all.

[tellodona]

simeon's views on the cast

this is another special for his birthday! check out the other one here!

lucifer

he's glad he's okay, he just wishes he'd take care of himself more

feels this undying guilt that he could've done something more to help

is also guilty of the fact that he didn't have the guts to follow him too

mammon

he thinks he's adorable despite his delinquent behavior

though he does sigh when he realizes he stole from him again, but doesn't hold it against him

admires him for his loyalty to lucifer and his younger brothers

leviathan

doesn't understand what he's talking about most of the time, but finds his rants endearing and likes listening to him

is actually really, really flattered when he learns he likes TSL so much

wishes he had more self-esteem, though

satan

curious about him the most since he knows about him the least

does think he's similar to lucifer in a way, but doesn't make it seem like he IS lucifer

would like to speak with him more

asmodeus

thinks he's cute and attractive, and that his narcissism has proof

he also thinks he should be more honest about his feelings

finds his outfits great, and contemplates on trying his style

beelzebub

finds his muscles have improved over the years

secretly intimidated by his strong build, though

is really glad he enjoys his cooking, and enjoys cooking for him

belphegor

doesn't see much of him since he's always asleep somewhere

gets why everyone pampers him

sympathizes with him about lilith

diavolo

thinks he's funny in his own way

sees him like a little kid in an adult man's body

thinks he's overworked, and should take a break from time to time

barbatos

thinks he's really reliable. like, maybe too much sometimes

is grateful for him taking care of luke

wishes to learn more from him, like in cooking and other things they mutually like

luke

finds him adorable. dotes on him a lot

thinks he should be more open, and shouldn't hide away what he truly thinks (especially about demons)

is glad he trusts him a lot, and wouldn't ever break that bond between them

solomon

he trusts him with many things

he thinks he should be more honest, and not hide what he feels behind that practiced smile

also thinks he should stop... "experimenting" on food

raphael

thinks he should smile more. he likes his smile a lot

shares that burden with him about lucifer, and encourages him to speak his feelings more

is both confused and concerned how he can handle solomon's culinary skills, though, let alone like them

mephistopheles

hasn't interacted with him much, but finds him an interesting character

has read a few of his articles, and is amused whenever he writes something about the exchange students, especially when it's about him

very curious about that cane sword on his belt, since he hasn't seen him use it nor even just unsheathe it

thirteen

thinks she's very funny most of the time, especially with her pranks

takes her pranks like a good sport, and jokes about pranking her back

doesn't talk with her much, but does give her some sweets on occasion that he does meet with her in events

[yandere-sins]

Can I request a smut of Diavolo fucking a shy MC because she looked so cute in her plaid skirt and thigh highs? She’s always been attractive but god does that skirt frame her waist nicely and those thigh highs frame her squishy thighs quite nicely. I can just see him making an excuse for her to go to his office alone but then he fucks her on his desk to the point of her mind going dumb and not minding him practically breeding her.

I did a tiny change to the request, but I hope you’ll still like it! Thanks for requesting this ♥

Warning Lemon

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Diavolo had no chance of keeping his desire at bay when it came to you.

Looking at you, undressing you with his hungry eyes, he only heard your voice in the back of his mind, telling him about the project he ordered for you to take over. Diavolo much rather counted the folds on your skirt, admired the way it hugged your hips before robbing him of the image of your body underneath. It was a shame that it wasn’t even more form-fitting, touching you like greedy hands all over, but it sure made up for that with its length.

He should have been the bigger person in this situation, asked you to not wear something so sexy again—for him and every other soul that had to see your curvaceous ass teasing them whenever you moved. But where was the fun in that? You weren’t the first human he saw in sexy clothes; just, the ones that he met wearing skimpy outfits did it out of provocation. You, on the other hand, innocent and probably not having thought twice when Asmo asked you to buy and wear this, were provocating his patience more than anything.

Licking his lips as he played with his pencil, you suddenly tore him out of his thoughts with a concerned, “Diavolo? Are you okay?”

Having stopped your presentation, you looked worried at him not following up with his thoughts on your work. It was incredibly hard to ignore the pressing matter in his pants in favor of appearing normal, but he pulled himself together, inching closer to his desk to hide, and cleared his throat, putting on his usual, friendly smile. “All good, I just got so invested in the project, I was lost in thoughts. Please continue!”

Relieved, you smiled, nodding lightly before handing him a print-out. As you began to explain, Diavolo’s eyes rose from the paper as he heard the soft rubbing of fabric, his gaze immediately getting stuck on your new thigh-high stockings. Groaning internally, Diavolo lifted his eyes briefly towards Heaven, asking God what he had done wrong to deserve such temptation from his exchange student. You were such a pleasant, hard-working student, but shopping with Asmodeus made you - and he thought that in absolute respect and understanding for his fellow devil - into such a slut.

Not like Diavolo hadn’t been eyeing you for weeks now, observed your interactions with other demons, angels, and the like. He thought it his duty to make sure you felt welcome and engaged since this student exchange was his project. Diavolo couldn’t have known that Lucifer would choose the human that was most dangerous for the prince for the exchange, and now Diavolo was stuck eyeing you constantly. Hell, no one could have known that you were like a poisonous rose, one that Diavolo felt was all his.

He knew everything about you already, having Barbatos make him a complex, 386-page long report on everything in your life. Diavolo knew your friends, family, your favorite dish. And now that he finally had a chance to make you come to him more often, visit his office under the disguise of work and projects, he studied your gestures, the movements of your body—yes, even your walk. It all had to be burned into his mind so he could satisfy his thirst for you in his dreams at least.

And yet, despite one of the most primal of urges of all demons he felt for you, he held back, his presence often causing tension for you. With his social standing, you probably didn’t feel like you could relax around him, even though Diavolo wanted nothing more than to befriend you, hang out with you, help you get situated. He caught himself yearning to be with you a few times too often, especially when you were around the brothers with who you seemed to get along splendidly. Their bodies always hid you from sight, and Diavolo dreaded his inability to keep you in his view at all times. Sometimes he just wanted to lock you up for his own viewing pleasures and not allow anyone to see you.

It’s been a long time since someone stirred him so much, interested him passionately. His life was long, at times uncomfortable, and filled with work of all sorts most of the time. But you. You were like a star in the night sky. One that he wished he could keep next to him in his bed, Diavolo always thinking about you anyway. You were robbing him of everything he had, his sleep, his normal life, his heart, and now his sanity as he imagined your thighs wrapped around his head so that you two could give wetness a new meaning.

“Dia?” you called for him carefully, your expression showing pure concern, and Diavolo could feel why. His whole expression had darkened, his jaws clenched together, and his brows furrowed. He must have looked displeased to you, and now you were unsure if you made a mistake. You did, wearing that skirt that day, but how could he tell you that when you looked at him with so much worry for his well-being?

Alone the thought of ogling demons as you passed them by on your way to class made Diavolo angry. They’d be in the same position as the prince, imagining your body in all kinds of positions on their lap and bent over. All of them wished a bit of wind would flip your skirt up so they could see the undoubted string you were wearing underneath. You’re a fucking temptress, that’s what you were.

Did you like them gaffing and turning their heads for you? Did it make you more confident to know you could play everyone like this? Giving them a taste but never a treat? Maybe you were doing it for the prince after all; you wanted to make him absolutely furious over the thought that you could get attention from anyone else but him. Want that attention even. And you wanted to show him that you didn’t need him as much as he needed you.

If that had been your plan, you could have just asked him. Diavolo would have gladly told you that the answer to all your questions was ‘Yes! Yes! Yes!’ You wanted to make him jealous? Well, you fucking did. Want him to lose all his grace and good manners and become a drooling mess for you? You didn’t even need to buy a new skirt; he did that seeing any of your outfits. Wanted to seduce him, make you fill your little hole with a new heir for the throne? You just. Needed. To Ask.

“What’s your plan here?” Diavolo finally asked, reaching the limits of his patience. He wanted you ever since the first day you came here. Pressing himself up from his chair, you flinched, looking fearful about the sudden change of mood he displayed. No matter if it was money, prestige, the world, he’d give it to you as long as you asked for it. You were the only one that could make him work just to receive a tiny bit of your attention and love like you did for the brothers.

Diavolo wanted to be taken care of by you, held in your arms, and comforted just as much. He wanted you to come to him cheerfully when he called and not just to go over work he entrusted to you. You should be thankful and happy to be in his presence, especially when he was so good to you and making all your wishes for this year come true, no matter the effort. Others already noticed how much he favored your ideas over everyone else’s, but they let it slide for the exchange student. Why couldn’t you see the lengths he went for you?

“P-Plan?” you stuttered as you slowly backed away from Diavolo’s work desk. “Do you mean for the event? It’s well... it’s the one on your desk, and...”

“No, not that one,” he chuckled, a little disappointed that you still wouldn’t come out with the truth. You had to have underlying intentions coming into his office, looking like a needy whore. Without much resistance, he picked the project folder from your hands, throwing it carelessly to the side, and opened his coat. You didn’t have much space to escape as he pressured you back into the direction of his desk, sliding off his coat and throwing it to the side as well.

“Tell me what you really want. What you planned to do with... that.”

Sliding his hand up your thigh, Diavolo grabbed the hem of your skirt, soft, new material gliding through the gaps in his fingers. It reminded him of lace you’d wear in his dirty dreams. “S-Sir!” you exclaimed, a little firmer than he thought you would, your hand brushing his away with resolve. Humans were funny, always acting strong when they really weren’t. You wouldn’t have worn this if you didn’t want him to react to it.

“Interesting,” he noted with a smile. “Don’t tell me this wasn’t a plan of yours, you minx.”

“Excuse me?” you breathed, appalled, but the angry glare you were giving him disappeared as you felt the edge of the table press into your back.

“No,” was all he replied to that, not wanting to excuse you and instead pressing his body forward until there was no space left between you two. “I know what you’re trying. You planned for me to lose my composure and put me into an awkward situation so you can ask me for anything you want. Tell me what it is.”

Speechless, your mouth gaped open before closing again, an increasing uncomfortableness spreading over your face as you looked left and right for an exit. “I didn’t want that at all! I’m just here for the project...”

“Wearing barely anything? Seems intentional to me, Human.”

“But it isn’t, I swear!” This time when you looked up at him, your gaze was filled with honesty. Diavolo had seen enough and dealt with enough humans in his lifetime to be able to recognize it, but to his surprise, your confession only made him more upset. How come he’d think about you this way? Question your pure intentions as if you’d ever shown him behavior that indicated you were just here to fulfill your greedy goals?

Ah, he thought in a moment of clarity. Because I wish you did.

Diavolo had never met a truly sincere person, someone he could trust and rely on. And when you kept your distance from him as well in the first few weeks, he must have imagined that you were the same once you did come to him. He really wished you would have given him a reason to be used by you. At least then, you’d have kept him by your side, pretended to feel the same need and longing he had for you. And eventually... ripped his heart out as you left him once you had what you wanted. Just like everyone, and yet, it would still be less suffering than never having you at all.

Leaning forward, Diavolo hung onto the last straw of his sanity, knowing that there was no peaceful way out. He already went too far to make it right again. And honestly, he didn’t want to make it right. If anything, Diavolo wanted to make it worse. “You can have it. Everything,” he whispered into your ear to sweeten the deal, and you shuddered from his deep voice. Adorable. Completely maddening. His body was screaming to take you, make you his. Give you everything he possibly could just for a drop of affection from you. There was no turning back now, or he might have destroyed the world if you were to slip out of his grasp now that he had you pinned between him and the table.

“But I don’t want any--”

Before you could finish, you already broke his heart into millions of tiny pieces. Putting his lips on yours, Diavolo cut you off to save what was left of himself, abusing your lips with his just to have a taste of the beauty that was love. You were his forbidden fruit, tempting, ruining, but so delicious. The moment you gasped, trying to pull your head away, Diavolo slammed you back onto the table, towering over you as he plunged his tongue deep inside your throat.

Somewhere in the heat, Diavolo lost control, his horns protruding from his head, his wings bending and flapping in both excitement and the need to overpower you. Opening his eyes, you appeared overwhelmed, tears dripping from your cheeks and your body contorting awkwardly over everything sitting on his table. Placing both his hands on either side of you, Diavolo swiped the space clear of anything that could hurt you or make you uncomfortable. No lamp, no keepsake, no pen worth millions of grim was more important than you.

But he still couldn’t let go of you, even with the taste he had now. It was all or nothing for the prince, and there was more to explore than just your lavish lips. Sliding one hand down your body, he halted at your chest, fumbling your breasts through shirt and bra. What kind of bra you’d be wearing? Black as the night, white as a cloud? It was as exciting as unpacking a present, popping the buttons of your green dress shirt one by one to reveal what laid beneath.

It was black and red. His colors.

You were already wearing him, even without his doings.

Pulling his tongue out of your mouth, your mixed spit dripped on your lips and dragged down your body as Diavolo moved lower. Freeing your right nipple from its prison, he immediately breathed it in, suckling the little knob till hardened. You were gasping for air and groaning as you shoved your hands into his hair, trying to pry him off, Diavolo’s teeth only coming around your nipple to pull it with him. Punishment for daring to push him away. Your strength left you instantly as you instead whimpered from the pleasurable pain. You were a menu to taste, but feeling his ever so aching, pained, pressured manhood caught in his pants, Diavolo was ready for the main course.

“Everything,” he huffed as he freed his member from its restraints. Slipping his hand lower, the skirt had become but a nuisance, his hand wandering straight towards your pussy once he pushed it out of the way. Feeling the flimsy string of your panties, Diavolo felt confirmed in his suspicion of you wearing barely anything to cover up your privates for this skirt to work, a knowing smile crossing his lips. You were just making it easy for him now on purpose.

“I’ll give you everything,” he offered. Everything if it meant having you.

“You can be queen, buy whatever you want! Ask me, and it’s all yours!” Diavolo announced, placing his tip to your entrance, your eyes widening. You were so wet for him, showing him you wanted him just as much, even though you screamed, “No! No, no, no--!” from the top of your lungs. But your body was a much worse liar than you were, your back arching as he pushed into you, feeling your walls clench around him, absorb him. Diavolo groaned, for the first time in his life, ascending to the heavens and falling right back and deeper inside you.

Your pussy was teasing and tempting him deeper inside, briefly relaxing as you took a deep breath, preparing yourself for what was to come. You’ve been right to prepare as Diavolo’s hip snapped forward, straight through any restraints you might have had. Thick and veiny did his cock sit inside you, like a king on his throne, you walls worshipping his presence. That’s how it was supposed to be, the exact closeness he always wanted with you.

“Mine,” he grunted, leaning forward to bury his face between your breasts. Finally, writhing and convulsing beneath him, gasping when he so much as rolled his hips against you, you were truly his. Finally, after waiting for so long, you belonged to him, even if he had to speed up the wait for you to come around. But Diavolo planned to make it up to you. He’d keep his promise of giving you whatever you want, now that you gave him all that he wanted too. “Finally, mine.”

Your sincerity surprisingly came in handy, despite him not having expected it. Pressing into you, you moaned loudly, clasping your arm over your mouth in shame and biting it hard to suppress what was following. Even though the tears never stopped streaming from your eyes, you tried so hard to not give in and appreciate what Diavolo was doing. Unsettled by this fact, he longed to hear more from you, prying your arms away that hid you, letting him see everything.

Assuming an even rhythm of pumps, Diavolo reveled in the sounds escaping from your throat. Noise that he created sounded all the sweeter in his ears, and you were so honest with how good you felt, singing for him as he fucked his cock into your wet cunt. There you were, soaking wet, hot, and spreading for his penis, a dream he had for so many nights coming true.

“S-Slower!” you pleaded as his speed only increased, his lips cracking into more and more of a grin of madness, the pleasure completely consuming him. You were pinned to the desk, your body manhandled as Diavolo used you like a toy for his pleasure, pressing in and out rapidly.

Making you squeal, he suddenly turned you over, your head slammed into the hard wood and your ass pressing into his stomach as he leaned over you. You were a keeper, that much Diavolo knew already. He had always known that you’d bring him luck and happiness as long as you were by his side, just like you were giving him the height of his life right there on his office table. If material goods weren’t enough, he’d give you unbreakable bonds, like the ones of a mother and child. And as long as necessary, he’d turn you into this beautiful, blubbering, gasping mess you were, a symphony of your mouth declaring your devotion to his cock, and your pussy playing the tune to it.

Demons like him never met sincere humans because the need to ruin them completely was just too strong.

You could only accommodate the space for his cum as he filled you up to the brim, pulling you back by your hair so not a single drop could be spilled between you, all going directly into you and turning your insides white. Gurgling and sighing, you were a sight for the gods as you came undone, standing on your tiptoes and arching your back like a good little slut. You would not walk even one step without his seed dripping from your pounded pussy, so that everyone would know who you belonged to from now on. No demon, no angel, none of the brothers could take away what was marked as the prince’s. He brought you here to Devildom, and you were Diavolo’s responsibility to keep.

No matter how good your intentions might have been, you could have never won against him. Now, with his sperm dripping everywhere, you were too soiled to go back to the life you once had, and he had achieved the one thing he wanted more than anything: you needed him now. Even if it was just because you couldn’t find a dick as good as his or because of the baby, he planned to put inside you. Nothing else was acceptable, and he would ruin the rest of your life as well if you refused him even more than you had before.

Dealing with demons was always a tricky thing. You’d never know when they’d snap because they can’t wait any longer, or you showed them something they cannot stand to miss in their life. Pulling out of you, you were no longer the sweet exchange student. Not with the excess cum spilling out of you and ruining your stockings, and not with the dazed gaze on your eyes after you had the best orgasm in your short, little life.

But even if you were done, Diavolo was already licking his lips as he pushed the strings of sperm back into your pussy with the tip of his cock, relishing in the warmth of your insides like a freezing wolf in the warmth of his pack. Without warning and no sign beforehand, he slowly spread you wide open again, causing you to whimper and briefly regain your conscience, thrashing a little as he shoved his entire length up to your cervix.

Eyeing his chair across the table, Diavolo smirked, thinking off all the way he could pump you on his cock and let you finish the rest once you were too gone to think about anything else any more than pleasure. But before that, he leaned down again, calming you with the weight of his body.

“You’ll lack nothing with me, I promise.” Speaking these words like a vow at the altar, Diavolo purred in satisfaction, wrapping you in his arms so he could lift you easily. You owned his heart, soul, and body now, but it came at it’s own price.

The price of everything.

You.

[astaroth1357]

Demigod MC Series: Ares

Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon, Ares

Lucifer

He cannot overstate what kind of damage this mortal was able to do in their first few seconds in the Devildom...

The instant they got to their feet, they had managed to incapacitate Satan and knock down Beel. Lucifer himself tried to get between them and Diavolo but…

If he hadn’t moved his head, if he was standing just ONE INCH to the left… he wouldn’t have a head anymore. Barbatos was there to intervene, but had he not they could have probably taken out the Avatar of Pride and done critical damage to the Demon Prince himself in one strike...

Frankly, Lucifer prefers not to dwell on that moment... He's sure Ares must be proud of this one...

He pretty much treats the mortal like a live bomb afterward, if he can get away with not interacting with them at all, that’s what he’ll do.

He’s NOT scared of them... much... It’s just that they have a bullish and uncooperative attitude at best and since they know they can take any of them, they don't even consider him - Lucifer, the eldest demon brother - a threat...

But you know what the most frustrating thing is? They won't give him an inch of respect, but they'll always listen to Levi! Levi!!

Look, Lucifer knows he may not hold a rank among the Hell's army and he might not have been a major player in the Celestial/Demonic wars of the day, but he's still the strongest demons here, dammit!! 😡

Lucifer finds nothing is more embarrassing than having to ask Levi of all people to keep the mortal in line because he can't... Oh, the humiliation… He hopes they leave soon...

Mammon

At first, he thought they were scary. But in time he thought they were scary… and also pretty damn awkward.

Mammon wasn’t there when they more or less wiped out the majority of his brothers in the Conference Hall but when he finally showed up he'd never seen Lucifer look so pale… If THAT doesn't make you shit your pants, he doesn't know what will.

Naturally, he kind of toned it down on the "stupid human" stuff real quick after seeing that…

But here's the thing. After the two made a pact together, Mammon started to notice that the MC wasn't all that mean, they were just… violent?

He legitimately thought that they couldn’t stand him for a while until one day a guy on the street called him a dirtbag. The MC threw a punch right there! No questions asked, they just decked that guy!!

It was kind of touching… and messy. Very messy. Did he mention that they’re terrifying yet? 😥

As it turns out, the MC has apparently spent a lot of their life just fighting things and being asked to fight things so they're not very used to showing non-violent affection… 

It took him awhile, but he realized that their way of saying, "I like you," is, "I will attack your enemies." So now all he does when his brothers tease him is say, "I'm telling MC!'' and they'll stop immediately. It's great!! 😁

Considers them to be his bodyguard when he goes out to gamble in some… shadier places. Most of the time not even the bouncers want to take on the MC, ain't nobody getting paid enough to lose that many teeth…

Leviathan

Okay, so. It's not very obvious anymore, but he USED to be on the front lines of the war against demons in the Celestial Realm. He was in charge of battle strategies, he led armies, and even now he still holds the highest rank of the royal navy!

So leave it to the kid of a war god to sniff all that out about him, huh…? They appeared to know all about his record the instant they saw him and they actually seemed to respect him for it!

For context, this mortal tells pretty much everybody to shove off but any time he’s around they call him “Admiral” or “sir” and actually pay attention to what he says! He can tell it drives Lucifer insane, but honestly? It’s a bit of an ego boost. 😌

It’s sort of cute when they come to him asking for tactical advice… They get just as into it as he does with his anime and any time he points out something that they haven't seen before they get so excited it's like they're a kid watching a magic trick. HUGE ego boost. 😏

Speaking of anime, it’s hit or miss whether or not they can watch any of it. Anything with good fight scenes (and let’s be honest, not that much talking) they’re on board for. But if the hero and the villain talk to each other for like an episode before throwing punches then the MC will just rant...

MC: “The enemy is distracted... Why aren’t they attacking yet??”

Levi: “Because the villain killed the hero’s best friend and they’re-”

MC: “They could avenge their friend right now if they ended things right here!”

Levi: “MC, we’ve been over this... That’s not how plot works.”

MC: “And now he got away!! See?? They should have killed him when they had the chance!”

Levi: “*sigh*... Let’s just play some CoD.”

Satan 

The last thing he remembered when the “human” hopped out of the portal was a sharp pain to the side of the temple and Asmo wailing as he fell unconscious…

Yeeeeah, not great. And unfortunately for the mortal the Avatar of Wrath tends to hold a grudge… 

For a comparatively brief moment in time, all of Satan’s considerable ire had shifted away from Lucifer and to their new housemate. They found their bed, clothes, pillows, food, and even their toothbrush cursed!

… But Ares kids must be built from some strong stuff, because half of what he employed didn’t even faze them! He even put an explosive spell on their backpack and not only did they tank the blast, it didn’t hurt them at all!! It was like they’re damn near immortal!

Annnnd they kind of are. Apparently the MC had taken a dip in the River Styx at some point before and became nigh invulnerable…

Was it maybe a little terrifying to know that they had kidnapped a nearly invincible demigod on the level of Achilles? Yes. Did that also mean that they must have had a weakness too? In theory....

Satan honestly devoted a depressing amount of time trying to uncover the “Achilles’ Heel” of his new sworn enemy… until…

The MC was walking with him and Asmo to RAD one morning when they passed by a group of lesser demons harassing a small puppy. Now Satan may be more of a cat man, but NO ONE fucks with animals while he’s around.

He was right about to go over and rip those demons a new one but the MC actually beat him to it! Apparently, the second that they realized what was happening, they launched themselves forward and started bashing the abusers' heads into a wall!

… Live by violence, forgive by violence because in that very moment Satan decided they weren’t so bad after all. He even joined in!

Oh, Asmo gave them both shit all day for the bloodstains on their uniforms and the scratches on their… everywhere, but it’s not like either of them cared. Righteous justice had been served and it was glorious!!

100% would team up with the MC in some kind of vigilante “punish-all-animal-abusers” gig. They have but to ask. 😌

Asmodeus

Oh they TERRIFIED Asmo when they first showed up! How else was he supposed to react?? They brought down his brothers like they were made of cardboard!!

Though he had to admit that the confident, battle-ready look they had about them was sexy as hell, he knew better than to go bear poking! 😣 He avoided them like plague until they finally asked him for a pact.

And then he discovered something… something very unexpected….

They're actually adorable!!!

Okay, like, not in appearance (they look like they could pile drive Cerberus for Pete’s sake!) but he discovered that they have NO CLUE how to handle physical affection. Like zero!!

The first time Asmo actually got the courage to try and hug them he expected them to toss him off, but instead they just stood there like a malfunctioning doll, all flustered and confused… It was so cute!!! 🥰

From that point on, Asmo would take every chance he could to wrap his arms around them or kiss their cheeks just to watch them try and fail to handle it. It's more fun than picking on Levi!!

It took two months for them to finally attempt any kind of reciprocation and even that was adorable! They pecked him on the forehead without thinking about it then nearly passed out from the realization. Apparently, they had never felt like kissing anyone before so he was quite honored!

The brothers know that if the MC's looking too mad to listen to Levi, they just need to call Asmo. A nigh invincible warrior becomes a LOT less scary after you’ve cuddled them into submission! 🤭

Beelzebub

Beel didn't like them one bit, at least not at the beginning. They had managed to get past him and actually attack Lucifer which was NOT a great first impression on their part...

He honestly saw them as a threat for a while, but unlike the rest of his brothers he didn’t avoid them. He just kept an eye on them.... constantly….

Look. Beel is a big guy. Stealth is not his strong suit… If he's tailing you, you're probably going to know about it because there's a six-foot something behemoth in orange following you around while pounding down bags of chips. He's not very subtle…

That being said, after following them around for a while the two finally got to talking and he realized that they didn’t want to hurt anybody or anything. They were just acting on instinct before.

After making the MC promise not to hurt any of his family, they got on much better terms. Hell, he actually got them into fangol!

Beel's sport of choice is pretty much just ultra-violent American football so the MC took a liking to it instantly! After enough begging, the coach let them try out and they got onto his team immediately.

He likes having them as a teammate! They're very good at the game, uh... even if they take it a little too seriously…

They once tried to convince his teammates to decorate the team bus with "the helmets of their fallen foes." They're REALLY into the sport… But hey, they haven't lost a game since they’ve joined. It’ll be fine!... Probably.

Belphegor

Hahaha… He’s in danger… 😥

It took one look at this mortal to make him rethink the whole, “Trick the Human” plan… Since when have humans looked like that?? They could crush his skull under their heel!!

It took all he had in him to play it cool when they first met because his internal monologue was nothing but screaming… THIS was the "human" he had to use to get him out of there?? How in the WORLD was he going to kill them?!

Admittedly, he had to think about it for a while. Belphie's a clever guy… and a demon. So who needs an honorable fight, anyway? If he can’t win one-on-one, then he’ll cheat!

He waited until the MC got the door open and didn't attempt a frontal assault… No laughter, no gloating. He just waited for them to turn their back, claws ready to dig out their heart, and then-!

MC: "Do you really want to try that?"

The MC must have had some kind of danger sense, because they didn't even have to turn around to know what Belphie was doing…

MC: "Look. I like Beel and you're his twin brother… So I'm willing to let this slide. But if you really want to try me…"

MC: *looks over their shoulder with the glare of a bona fide killer* "I won't hold back."

That was... very persuasive.

The MC brought Belphie down to the others peacefully with his tail between his legs and honestly Lucifer was more relieved that he wasn’t a bloodstain on the floor than he was mad… They could have killed him sooo easily… 

They did, indeed, forgive and forget about the whole “attempted murder” thing, though Belphie was never quite able to shake off how frightening they were in that moment… He had nightmares for a while.

Thankfully, Asmo clued him in that the MC would melt into a harmless puddle of fluff if they got even the slightest bit of physical affection... Oh, the sweet payback he could dish out... It’s cuddle time. 😏

[gavin-plz-call-me]

The Brothers + Dateables & Luke react to MC owning a cat named lucifer

A/N- To attempt to avoid confusion, the demon Lucifer’s name will always be capitalized, while the cat lucifer’s name will never be capitalized.

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“Now,” Diavolo said, obviously nearing the end of his speech, “Do you have any more questions, MC?”

You nod, “Is my cat up there all by himself?” you ask, “I don’t want him to get lonely, and without me he wont have anyone to feed him.”

The men, no, the demons in front of you stared, all obviously dumbstruck. You had been ripped out of your home, brought to a strange place, and told you were to live here for a year, and your first thought was of your cat? What a strange human you were.

“We can arrange someone to take care of your cat,” Diavolo said, smiling wide, but your face fell at his words. Diavolo seemed to sense your discontent as he spoke again, “Or we can arrange for your cat to be brought here?”

“Yes, please,” you spoke almost immediately.

Diavolo called for a demon named Barbatos, telling him to go to the human world to retrieve your cat. He disappeared then reappeared in a matter of seconds, your cat laying comfortably in his arms.

“Oh, lucifer,” You cooed, taking your cat away from Barbatos, kissing the cat’s forehead.

The hall went silent once again, before someone, the demon they introduced as Asmodeus, spoke up, “Honey, that’s Barbatos.” He said, a slight chuckle laced within the words.

Confused, you glance back up at the hall of demons, you point to your cat, “No? His name is lucifer.”

Lucifer

Can't decide if he's confused or insulted.

He's confused because, who the hell would someone name a cat of all things after a demon

and he's insulted because WHO THE HELL WOULD NAME A CAT AFTER HIM?

He's one of the strongest Demons in the Devildom, much stronger than a mere housecat, the insinuation that he, Lucifer, avatar of pride, shares anything in common with a cat has him fuming.

Of course, he shows none of these emotions outwardly, keeping his face stoic as always.

And any one of his brothers who dare joke about this cat's name will be hanged from the ceiling in a matter of seconds.

Is fairly annoyed with their shared name in day-to-day life, and not just because it's insulting.

But, many times a day, Lucifer'll hear his name called through the halls and, when he goes to investigate, one of his brothers is cooing over the damned pun intended cat.

Will eventually get used to lucifer and will definitely be seen cuddling with him.

Is like the dad who insists he doesn't want a cat, but as soon as he gets one they're inseparable.

At the end of the day, he loves that damn cat.

Mammon

Laughs out loud at the revelation that the cat's name is lucifer.

Until he realizes now he has to look after the human and the cat.

Will complain about it in typical Mammon fashion, but he warms up to lucifer about as quickly as he warms up to you.

Buys him a bunch of cat toys when he has the grimm, and loves to play with him

especially with a laser pointer.

Also loves to cuddle, but always acts very tsundere about it.

"What is it lucifer? Oh, of course, you want to cuddle with the Great Mammon."

Will either steal lucifer from your room at night, or sleep in your room to cuddle with him and totally not you, of course, but you should be honored he's even sleeping in your room.

Leviathan

Thinks it's hilarious as well.

Though he prefers anime, Levi is well versed in other human media, especially classic Disney films, so, because of Cinderella, he's well aware that lucifer is a popular cat name in the human realm.

That doesn't make it any less funny, though.

WILL NOT allow lucifer into his room.

He has too many expensive figurines to risk it

Plus, he doesn't want to risk Henry 2.0 getting hurt.

Will only play with, pet, or cuddle with lucifer if he initiates it.

"He probably doesn't want to be pet by a gross otaku like me," as if cats know what otakus are.

Will, at some point, sew lucifer a costume that looks suspiciously like what his older brother tends to wear.

He may or may not have been hanged for that one, but it was totally worth it.

Satan

Like Lucifer, Satan is conflicted.

On one hand, cat! He loves cats, he wants to pet this cat all day, and give him kisses and cuddles and love.

On the other hand, Satan would rather his soul be ripped apart than give love to something named after Lucifer.

Will try his hardest to completely ignore the cat's existence.

Has to leave the room if lucifer comes in because he can't trust himself to not pet him.

Is like this with lucifer until he sees him respond to the name luci as well.

After that, you cannot separate Satan from lucifer even if you tried.

Spoils him rotten.

The two are often found reading together in the library, Satan leisurely petting lucifer.

Fights with Mammon at least once a day for lucifer and always wins.

Goes on long rants about how cat lucifer is much better in every way than demon Lucifer.

Asmodeus

Another one who thinks it's hilarious.

Definitely thinks lucifer is cute but hates all the shedding, so he usually keeps his distance.

Like Levi, Asmo doesn't allow lucifer in his room.

Will constantly complain about fur getting all over his clothes.

Has had to buy more lint rollers in the first year you spent in the Devildom than he had bought in the last century.

Constantly posts pictures of lucifer on his Devilgram because, despite being a furry monster, he is just the cutest little kitten around.

Beelzebub

Thinks the name is a bit weird but accepts it pretty quickly.

It's just a name, after all, lots of people who are very different share names.

lucifer's food has to be hidden from Beel because he can, and will, eat it.

"It just smelled so good, and I was so hungry."

Apologizes by buying him some luxury cat treats that took all of Bee's willpower not to eat on the way home.

At first, he won't interact with lucifer unless lucifer approaches him.

Beel is so big, and lucifer is so small, he doesn't want to crush the little cat.

But with enough time and reinforcement, Beel will pick lucifer up himself for some much-needed cuddles.

Before Belphie comes down from the attic, Beel'll bring lucifer up to their room at night when he's feeling a bit more lonely than usual.

Beel will invite you up to his room as well.

Belphegor

Finds out about lucifer after everyone else, due to the whole, being locked in the attic, thing.

Hears Asmo trying to coax lucifer into a good pose from down the hall.

"Oh lucifer, cutie pie, you gotta look at the camera."

Is surprised that Asmo is still alive talking to Lucifer like that.

Is even more surprised when he turns the corner to find Asmo talking to a cat, not his eldest brother.

Thinks it's hilarious, but Lucifer is already over it so teasing him about it doesn't do much.

Won't actively seek out lucifer's attention, but will gladly nap with him.

Beel continues his habit of bringing lucifer up to their room for cuddles when Belphie returns, so the three of them usually end up in a big cuddle pile.

Bonus points if he brings you up too.

Diavolo

Thinks it's very amusing.

Laughs about it, probably for a bit too long.

He can't help it, especially because he knows Lucifer is most definitely a bit upset about it.

Will tease Lucifer once or twice about it, but will ultimately leave it alone.

When he visits the House of Lamentation, he'll give lucifer a nice pat, hello, but won't go very far beyond that.

Barbatos

Read lucifer's name tag while he was collecting him from the human realm.

Wasn't surprised in the slightest because nothing ever surprises him

Is definitely excited to see everyone's reactions to his name, and is not disappointed.

If given the chance, he will spend hours brushing lucifer's fur and pampering him

but doesn't get the chance to do so often, if ever.

Solomon

Has had a cat named lucifer in the past.

I mean, he's lived hundreds of years, it's not out of the realm of possibilities.

Named his own cat lucifer because he thought it was funny, and the humor hasn't faded since.

So he's very amused by this new lucifer in his life.

Will unabashedly cuddle and play with lucifer whenever he's given the chance.

I mean, this lucifer reminds him of his own cat, so he becomes pretty attached pretty quickly.

Whenever he visits the House of Lamentation, he'll hold lucifer until the very last minute he possibly can, and will be pretty sad when he has to leave.

Will joke about stealing lucifer, may actually try to steal him.

Simeon

Like Levi, Simeon is pretty well versed in human media, so the concept of cats named lucifer isn't new to him.

Still finds it a bit funny nonetheless.

Tells Michael right away.

Likes cats well enough, and, when he's in the House of Lamentation, will seek out a few pets from the kitten

but he doesn't venture to the House of Lamentation too often, so he never grows too close to lucifer.

Luke

WHY? WOULD YOU NAME A CAT? AFTER A DEMON?

There are so many better names for a cat!

Like whiskers, or oreo, or simba.

Is genuinely confused, and maybe even a bit concerned.

He's afraid you were consorting with demons before coming to the Devildom and that's why you named him lucifer.

After his brief stay in the House of Lamentation, Luke is absolutely in love with lucifer.

Plays with him constantly.

Wants to pick him up, but doesn't know how to.

Luke will end up getting scratched eventually, but Luke forgives him.

Bakes lucifer special cat treats and hopes you'll let him feed lucifer one.

[cupcakeasuka]

Demon Vacation P1

Fandom: Obey Me! Barbatos x Reader Lord Diavolo had promised to send everyone to a hot spring for a couple weeks if you all passed your finals. Everyone including; Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Belphegor, Beelzebub, Satan, and you. He was also nice enough to send along Barbatos for all his hard work. You were particularly excited because this would be your first time going on a vacation in Devildom and you rarely had opportunities in the human realm. Of course to prepare for the trip Asmo had to go shopping so you asked him to bring you along. You bought several cute outfits, some new PJs, and a couple of really sexy swimsuits.  It was finally time for the trip and you all just arrived at the place you were staying at. Diavolo somehow managed to rent out an entire house with hot springs for you all and you couldn’t help but wonder just how much he must have spent on it as you stroll around the massive, furnished building.  “He owns it, my lady.” You turn to see Barbatos somehow answering a question you didn’t even ask out loud. You are less shocked than you thought you would be to find out that Lord Diavolo owns property. However, you are shocked that Barbatos can somehow read you like a book already.  “Oh, is that so?” A rhetorical question of course. In the few interactions you have had with Barbatos you have managed to grow somewhat comfortable around him.  “Indeed. He also sent for a delivery of groceries and alcohol for the duration of our stay.” He looks in the direction of the kitchen where there are crates of sake and plenty of groceries. “I must take care of those now. If you would like help with your bags I unfortunately will be unavailable until later.” Barbatos begins to walk toward the kitchen. “I’ll help.” You say as you follow him into the kitchen. “Why thank you, my lady.” He gives you a little side smile and you quickly put away all the groceries together.  “Which room is mine?” You both turn to see Belphie standing in the doorway. “I wanna take a nap now, I’m tired.” His eyes are half closed as he yawns.  “Well I suppose that would be next on the agenda then.” Barbatos laughs a little and moves to exit the kitchen. Once everyone is gathered in the living room Barbatos takes the lead. “It appears that there are four bedrooms and nine of us. Meaning-” “We gotta share rooms, huh? Well then I want first pick!” Mammon chips in, interrupting Barbatos. “Why should you get to choose first?” Lucifer glares at Mammon. “I apologize for his interruption, Barbatos. Please continue.”  “Thank you, Lucifer. Now I was thinking the best way to decide this fairly would be to do so randomly. I set up this system to assign each of us a room.” Barbatos went on explaining and then we finally got our results.  “This is fine with me.” Belphie mumbled, heading towards his room with Beel. “Aw man! I wanna room with Y/N! Can’t we just do it again?” Mammon complains, but Satan and Lucifer drag him away along with his bags.  “I hope you’re okay with being up late Asmo! I just got a new game and I don’t plan to sleep tonight!” Levi said as he vigorously played on a handheld device. “No way! I need my beauty sleep!” Asmo pouts as he reluctantly drags his bags to his room. “So that means…” “It appears we shall be rooming together, my lady. I hope that will be alright with you?” Barbatos gives you a sweet look as he lifts your bags up off the ground with a single arm and his in the other. “Barbatos, you don’t have to do that! This is your vacation too, you know?” You go to grab your bags from his grasp, but he quickly turns the other way while chuckling.  “I know, I know, but at least allow me to do this much for you.” He smiles at you as you both head to your room. You were lucky enough to get the best one in the house somehow. It was beautiful and spacious, but it was all the way on the opposite side of the house, away from everyone else. There was also only one bed, but it was king size so it was big enough to share. “Oh dear.” Barbatos is stunned with confusion when he sees this. “It appears our sleeping arrangements may be trickier than I had anticipated.” He looks as though he is deep in thought, trying to come up with a plan almost. “What’s wrong?” You ask as you head to the bed and take a seat. “Well I would not want you to feel uncomfortable, my lady. I shall sleep on the floor to give you your space.” He heads over to a corner of the room to set his stuff down. “Barbatos! I’m not letting you sleep on the floor. If you don’t want to share a bed then I will sleep on the floor. You work too hard to not get proper rest on your vacation.” You pout and stand up. “I could never allow that, my lady.”  “Then there is only one choice, isn’t there?” A friendly smile covers your face. “It looks like we are sharing a bed for the next two weeks!” You see his cheeks turn red as he lets out a little cough. “I suppose that is the best option. No need to fret though, I will keep as much distance between us as needed to make you comfortable.” He clears his throat, clearly nervous. “As long as I get this side of the bed, I’m happy!” You laugh and plop down on the side you want. Some time passes and everyone is finished settling in. You’re relaxing on the couch reading a book when you hear a loud growl. You look off to the side and see Beel holding his stomach. “Alright, I think it’s time for dinner, isn’t it?” You say, laughing a little bit. You head to the kitchen to start prepping dinner. You knew if you didn’t do it now that Barbatos was going to try to, but he already has to cook every evening for Lord Diavolo. You are cutting up vegetables when you hear someone clear their throat near the doorway. “What do you think you are doing?” You turn, a little startled, to see Barbatos.  “What do you mean? I’m cooking dinner for everyone.” You turn back to your vegetables and resume cutting when you feel arms wrap around your body, covering your arms. “I know an easier way to cut these.” Barbatos speaks in a low voice, his breath on the back of your neck. He guides your hands to cut the veggies in a new way. “Oh wow! That was so much faster and easier! You’re so good at this!” You give off an excited tone as you turn and smile at him. Your faces are so close they are nearly touching and you see him looking at you with a surprised look plastered across his face. You lay the knife down and he wraps his hands around yours, pulling your body against his. “You know, Y/N… I have always been quite captivated by you. Even when you first arrived here in our world.” You turn around in his arms so you’re fully facing each other. One of his hands reaches up to cup your cheek softly.  “Is that true?” Your voice is a quiet whisper, he nods slightly. “I feel the same way about you Barbatos…”  “May I?” He whispers, pulling your face slightly closer to his. A little gasp escapes you before you nod in response. He gingerly presses his lips into yours then pulls back, looking into your eyes. For a long moment you just look deeply into each other’s eyes, not moving. However, a loud growl interrupts you and you look over to see Beel once again. “Is dinner ready yet?” Beel asks with a sad look on his face. You laugh and get back to cooking. “Give me 30 minutes Beel!” You say, heating up the stove top. He sighs and exits the room again.  “It is very much a shame we were interrupted. Let me help you finish dinner.” Barbatos joins you by your side to help finish making the meal. Finally dinner is ready and the table is set. All nine of you sit at the table and enjoy a meal together on the first night of your trip. Several bottles of sake are opened during the meal and you’re starting to feel very tipsy. Not just you, but everyone, aside from Lucifer and Barbatos. Apparently they handle their alcohol well or perhaps they weren’t drinking as much. You notice for a brief moment before going back to laughing with the group, cheeks red from the alcohol. You think about how nice it is to enjoy everyone’s company and relax like this and smile. You feel someone’s gaze and look over to see Barbatos watching you intently. Your eyes lock and your smile disappears for a moment before being replaced with a much gentler one. You look away, but throughout the rest of the evening your eyes keep locking from across the room. At one point you may have gotten a little bit more than tipsy and your balance gets more difficult to handle. You’re about to fall over when an arm wraps around you. “I got you.” Barbatos smiles at you, holding you tightly in his arms. “I shall escort Y/N back to our room for the evening.” “No fair!” Beel yells. “Whatcha tryin’ to do huh?” Mammon says immediately afterwards. Several more of the demons offer up complaints that Barbatos just laughs off. “Now, now. I know you all have feelings for Y/N, but did you realize the alcohol may be causing you to say a little more than you mean this evening?” Barbatos is smiling at them all as a silence covers the room. “We will be taking our leave for the evening now.” He guides you back to the room and safely lays you down on your side of the bed.

[ready-to-obeyme]

[OM!] Reverse AU: Demon Brothers (+ Diavolo) Headcanons

- original idea came from this lovely post so please check it out if you haven’t already bc it’s so cute!! I couldn’t stop thinking about the boys collecting our character cards and desperately trying to complete events and chapters just as we are afjasldkfjasfjdts

Scenario: We’re the characters in the game and the demon brothers (or would they be human in this au??) play Obey Me! and collect our cards, play the events, etc...

Reverse AU: Demon boys collect cards of YOU instead of the other way around

Ranked from most invested to least invested in the game + headcanons on how they play (while stanning you ofc)

EDITED: there is also a related follow-up post of Reverse AU [here]

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Leviathan

VIP VIP VIP

the man would die for every UR+ 

stans you so hard; cries whenever any new card of you comes out

a collectionist at heart, but he knows there's a fave in his otaku heart of his

every event holds a special place in his kokoro

Idk how he gets sleep grinding for all your URs considering how fast the events come and go without breaks in-between

If he had a terrible sleeping habit before, it’s WORSE now

honestly, this game right up his alley so he's an expert-- he's probably the one to rant about the game and convince his brothers to start playing too

"Add me so we can give each other AP!!"

he says, but he spends a lot of money to get all he needs so he doesn't really NEED his brothers to play with him

very happy when he gets to rant about the game with his brothers

Casually plays OSTs from the game, sometimes on blast and his brothers don’t even bat an eye because they all play the game hehehehe

cheers when he gets you as a surprise guest; uses wikis to make sure he does you right (he once made a wrong move and your dissent dialogue crushed his heart-- so never again)

never ranks below 100 during events

Mammon

baby tries really hard to save up for a good event card or UR+ but always ends up pulling desperately for your cards

relies on his luck to get what he wants, and when that doesn't work out, ends up putting money into the game

probably prays before each 10x pull and free draw

he's not rich enough to win aaaaaaaaa

fell in love with your character almost immediately and has not looked back since

you are Best Character; probably fights with Levi about who loves you more

gets pumped when he sees your cards; the other character are ehhh even though that's probably not the most strategic way to play

doesn't understand why he can't just have three of you on the dance team all at once

Screams whenever he loses a dance battle (“I’m so sorry!!!!!!’ he tells you as he quickly levels you up and throws a ton of glowsticks at you)

suffers when his brothers get the cards he wants-- though tbf he also brags about pulls he gets that his brothers didn't 

when did this game become a competition? 

Satan

f2p but he works really hard to get the cards he wants

diligently saves up and spends all his pulls on a UR+ card he absolutely MUST have

collects all the wallpapers, dialogue, and chats of every card he has of you

stares longingly at the URs and has to resist the very real urge to just buy stuff

invested in the story, the characters, the nuances, and the LORE 

thinks of theories and ideas on how the world works and the facets of each character

probably write on blogs and posts fanfic

...his bros don't know about that part tho so shhhh

The animal event really grabbed him by the DICK

If there is a card of you with cat ears and a tail-- hhhhhhhh

Spends ALL his draws during this event and invests all his time and effort into unlocking the devils flower and regrets NOTHING (o´ω｀o)

Lucifer

tries to not get invested

then gets invested deeply in both the storyline and the characters that he completes all the levels asap and grinds everyday to fill out the devil flowers

Takes break between work by opening the game

Refreshed with you on the home screen

Feels like dying when Diavolo catches him SLIPPIN’ peers over his shoulder and asks him what game he’s playing

Also feels like dying when Barbatos catches him humming the opening screen song

tries really hard not to buy anything and he succeeds for quite some time but alas came the hydrangeas 

he started off by buying some devil (human?) points… and it escalated

slippery slope-- recharge missions took him by the neck and then he gave in to being VIP (might as well, since he can afford it…)

outwardly calm about playing the game, enjoys talking with Satan about the possible lore and having something to bond with Levi

inwardly pretty invested: adores the interactions, remembers what options are best for each surprise guest dialogue 

Asmodeus

posts about all his Good pulls, especially when he gets the new UR+/UR cards 

the type to unlock all the devil flowers for the flex but also for the aesthetic 

scrolls through devilgram (uhh human...gram? so instagram) and unlocks every story asap

thinks the game is adorable whenever he gets to interact with you as a surprise guest

probably doesn't have a high preference for any particular card but absolutely LOVES the pretty ones 

love love LOVES the fan art that people draw of you

Hums to the opening screen song in the shower or even the opening video (that he voices hahah) 

gets frustrated when the levels get hard and he has to grind but so far hasnt given into buying anything

Not as invested as his brothers but he does spend money just to get a REALLY nice UR+ card like the rain event 

Water does wonders for aesthetics（=＾0＾=）

Belphegor

the game is too fast-- so many events for him to care about that he sometimes drops off the face of the earth to play it or drops the game and takes a break from it for a while

there is no in between with this dude

he can only invest in the game when he feels like it, if he feels somewhat motivated 

thinks the dance battles are funny

slightly upset when he doesn't get the cards he want from gacha but it's too bothered by it

has like at least one UR of you from an event that he didn't expect to get and that's good enough for him

the bed head cards got him feeling some type of way ////

had notifications for his AP during that period of time; has never grinded harder

Beelzebub

what can i say? the man gets lucky from free pulls all the damn time

least invested, but does enjoy reading the story and the characters; just gets kind of lazy when he gets stuck on levels 

does his best to level up enough to continue the story and unlock your gram stories but has a hard time grinding to unlock devil flowers

which is understandable considering the amount of URs he has 

i could probably see his brothers fight each other to get his account when he thinks about giving it away 

plays more often during events because he likes the extra interactions from the game with you 

Bonus:

Diavolo

Lowkey does not know how to play for a while but does log into the game just to make sure he gets his free pulls

His knowledge of the games grows EXPONENTIALLY and by the end of the first week

he’a asking Lucifer to add him, what cards he has, should he invest in this event or not

Lucifer isn’t sure if he’s happy with this development or not 

Definitely has Barbatos join in on the fun too :333

Barbatos somehow ends up being as equally invested as Levi but the only way any of them can tell is because he revealed himself to be top 10 at one event

Adores every UR card of you and asks Lucifer if he should just sign up and be VIP

Does get extremely lucky at times

“Lucifer, what’s the difference between a UR+ and a UR? Huh, why? Well, this card I got has a UR+ on it--”

Ranks probably above Asmodeus and below Lucifer in terms of how invested he is into the game

[obeymematches]

Dealing With Loneliness (Satan, Diavolo, Mammon)

Henlo do you have any HCs for satan, mammon and diavolo when they're feeling super lonely :3c -💥

ah! hi anon fren!! 🙀 nice to see you again!!! and you got some very inspiring HCs for me so i must do an excellent job here 🙈

Satan

Out of the three he can cope with solitude the best. As he is an introverted person it shouldn’t surprise anyone that this man is fine on his own for an extended period of time - so when he gets lonely you know it’s a real deal

Reading a book or watching a show can distract him from such feeling for a while but let’s be real here, the long-term effects of such just make you feel more lonely

When he is feeling like that he seeks out the company of feline animals around the Devildom - A cat caffé, the area of Devildom with strays, you know he’s been feeding them for a while now! As the local cat lover spending time with cats immediately boosts his social needs back to normal! Not to mention the effects of a cat’s purr!

In addition he probably seeks out Asmo’s companion! They are a well-known duo among the brothers. If you think about it, spending time with Asmo could immediately fill any introverted person’s social needs! 

Or if Asmo is not available atm he hits up Belphie with some ideas to curse Lucifer. When he is lonely he has time to think about that and dicussing it with his second partner in crime can ease the feeling of solutide.

He is very careful about not letting loneliness get the better of him because that results in some serious violence. (goes without saying why)

Diavolo

also known as king of loneliness 

He’s lonely most of the time tbh because his companion options are so limited. Sure he has Barbatos around him all the time but do you think they are friends? i highly doubt that. Even so they’ve been in the same castle for millenias, obviously he would want a new friend every now and then. (yes he also has Lucifer as a friend option but we all know he is busy af, which leaves plenty of time for the prince to be lonely)

 Similar to Satan, Diavolo is also practicing the crazy-cat-lady approach to fight such feelings. Yes, partly he does it because he wants good for everyone (including animals!!), his kindness is unlimited plus animals are cute and vulnerable so why wouldn’t he!! 

But if you think about it - as a prince - he is responsible for putting on a facade so the reasons mentioned above can be a facade for hiding his inner loneliness. Which is helped by spending time with animals roaming the castle!

Or just play fetch with Cerberus and the router apparently

All those times he pranks the brothers could be lead back to such a feeling as well. But if that’s true i’m seriously starting to worry about this man’s sanity.👀

pls be his friend he needs new friends i’m begging you

Mammon

I saved him for last because his relationship with loneliness is different than the other two’s. I don’t think it’s so easy to read so I put some thinking into it. 

So in general I think he was pretty lonely before MC arrived. If you think about his relationships he has the most interactions with Leviathan and Lucifer and neither of them is like the Satan-Asmodeus duo. Mammon can’t really seek them out when he wants company without getting into trouble (never on purpose though :( ). I mean we are talking about siblings here so it’s fine but it’s not the best, you know? 

So like Asmodeus is probably the only one he could reach out to in such case? I mean it’s not exactly Asmo he might be looking for but at least he has someone to go party with!

(this request is making me feel like we are seriously underappreciating Asmo’s extroverted powers sometimes)

Besides that I doubt he has any strategy to cope with it? like how can Goldie keep him company? ig he might hire someone? but isn’t he supposed to be a virgin

However witches summon him rather often so he can’t really be alone for a long time even if he wanted to

But then again once MC shows up we all know how he spends all his time with them. Though he is still lonely when MC would rather be alone / with someone else but this time he is also very jealous and lonely :(  

[mageofseven]

Hello! How do brothers and undateables react to mc who has anger issues?

As someone who not only lacks anger issues, but distances herself from anger in general, I feel very unsure about how these sounds. Hopefully they are okay 😅

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Lucifer:

Really finds it difficult to interact with them at times.

Satan already eats at his patience when he gets angry so he really doesn't have much to give to the human.

Still tries. After all, taking care of them is part of his job.

If the human is set off by something, he will hand the situation over to one of his brothers though if he thinks they can manage it and he doesn't have the time or energy to do so himself.

Mammon:

Oof boyo has set them off a time or two (actually a lot)

But never actually means to.

Handles it well though.

After all, he's used to his brothers getting mad at him so it's really no different.

Gives them space if they need it and apologizes for whatever he did.

Becomes a little anxious around them when he discovers their anger issues but overall, just accepts his Human for how they are.

Leviathan:

Mega uncomfortable

Worries that he will make them so mad one day that they will stop being friends with him.

Doesn't wanna lose his Henry 😔

MC really needs to assure him that no matter how mad they get that they will always be his friend.

Will probably have to remind him multiple times.

Overall, probably the thing he likes least about the human, but only because he's worried about losing them.

Satan:

This boy gets it. He is the Avatar of Wrath after all.

Still, this man puts a lot of effort into controlling his sin, so he will likely avoid the human in order to not be provoked by them.

If they somehow get close despite this though, he will appreciate how they understand each other to such a deep level from their shared issue

And the comfort from that makes him risk the double anger moments by spending time with them

But oof, does it make the others tense.

Asmodeus:

Man, they really ruin the mood, don't they?

This boy is just trying to have fun and their anger just ruins it at times 🤦‍♀️

Can be fun, depending on who they're mad at, but if it's at him, Asmo will simply walk away

Because nope, he is not gonna deal with it right now.

Beelzebub:

MC seems like a sweet person outside of this so it just makes the big guy worried.

Is probably one of the best people to calm MC down because he's such a calm and patient person.

Is also the one person MC just can't be mad at for long

Because the redhead gets so sad and suddenly he's using his big puppy dog eyes

And MC is just like 'shit no I'm sorry!!!!'

Overall, the big guy doesn't like their anger issues, but refuses to abandon them because of them.

Belphegor:

Ugh, fuck this.

This boy doesn't really have the patience to deal with them

But at the same time, feels like he owes it to them because of That Night™️

He will groan whenever something happens to set them off

And blame the other person for doing it because fuck you, now he has to deal with it.

If he's the one who set them off, he simply sighs, apologizes if that's what they wanna hear then goes to sleep because ugh, there went what little want he had to be awake.

Diavolo:

Will raise an eyebrow upon seeing that they have been set off.

If he upset them, he will apologize and hope that will be enough for the human to calm down

And if others do it, he will try to act as mediator.

If it doesn't work however, he will simply step away and have either Lucifer or Barbatos handle it for him

Barbatos:

A master at calming the human down.

As a butler, he is expected to handle a variety of situations and be a jack of all trades sort of person after all.

His presence itself is a calming one, which certainly helps

But if the human simply refuses to calm down and actively keeps adding kindling to their own flames, the butler can play mind games with the human to the point where they can't even remember why they were angry and walk away confused.

Solomon:

Amused by their anger

Probably purposely sets them off since he likes getting reactions out of them.

The only one to find humor in it and doesn't mind it all.

Honestly, finds it cute and just might tease them about it.

Simeon:

Finds their anger issues concerning.

Really tries to be a good influence to them

By teaching the human different techniques to help calm them

And will personally help them in the moment by reminding them to breath.

Doesn't blame MC for their anger issues and just wants to help.

[apparentlyaswarmofbees]

I've been asking around this one question for a few people now, because I like hearing what people have to say about it...

So I wouldn't mind it if you shared a list on who's your favourite (from Most to Least) from the Obey Me! Crew (Brothers & Formally Undatables)...

Also, please feel free to ramble on about why you placed them in each space...

O-oh dear-

First off, you spoil an infodumper like me too much lol (I am happy sfjsjjdjn) and I am going to go overboard (and changing the order of things) for my own pleasure.

And so...

Second off...

Gladly

Here is My List of LEAST to MOST Favorite of The Obey Me Boys ^^

That I just did on spot because I didn't have one ready because it's hard for me to rate the characters as they all have their traits and even their flaws add something good to the character but I'll be dammed if I don't enjoy deep frying my brain for fun.

Please take note I am taking this literally and all characters in here are FAVORITES, just some will be more and some less, which mean I LIKE ALL OF THEM. Yes, I have changed my opinion on a certain two characters I have said to not like, and I am not ashamed to say I was incorrect.

So let's start this off with the right foot shall we?

#12 | Diavolo

He is still infuriating I won't deny that. And I won't pity him though he is a tragic character that is so lonely he overrates any kind of affection, that doesn't know how to interact with others without exagerating, that has no one to give an oposing opinion because of his status and so it's increasingly hard for him to learn to make good decisions, and with his goal to unite the realms I could almost say he is naive. He's a bit of a puppy always wanting some pets, but as a not dog person, I don't have enough in me to be always playing, so to me an overly needy puppy can end up getting annoying, though of course, I can't help it but at least give it a few pets before going my way.

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#11 | Simeon

Yes in the end I actually liked him all along but was just in denial after I thought about it. Simeon is a good character, he's a dick even though he's an angel and he doesn't bother to be any different, he definetelly has his own set of rules he follows and I believe he would be a Chaotic Good just like me. He's well made. And as much as he is pretty unlikeable, the mystery, the questions, the fact that he has always been the same we just didn't get to interact with him much to see it, to have a naturally asshole character put down some of his walls to help us even if part out of possible self interest. And of course he's also fun. Simeon is charming, and I have come to appreciate all of him.

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#10 | Luke

A kid. A brat and a tsundere. I Absolutely love the character development and it's extremelly adorable. He's now officially our guardian angel and I love that. He was just a prick that I rolled my eyes so hard whenever I encountered him in the game and now he's just a lil' bratty brother that is fun to tease and squish the cheeks off. He's a really nice kid in the end, just previously ignorant, but still nice because he was willing to learn and change despise saying he didn't want to. I personally can understand Luke as I was pretty alike as a kid. Again, he's a nice kid I would gladly buy some balloons and cotton candy for.

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#9 | Barbatos

The number 1 buttler, he's just, a good dude l o l. He has his distance from everyone due to his position but that doesn't make him any less interesting. He is mysterious and powerful and yet he feels, so chill. He's also fun and actually has a pretty soft personality in which he knows exactly when to switch off to strict. He's a character I respect and wish existed in real life so I could be friends with (╥﹏╥).

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#8 | Solomon

Shady sorcerer is actually a pretty good guy though mildly insane. He is actually responsable (and takes it pretty seriously seeing he's basically the representative of the human realm). He's kind though again, mildly insane, and diligent. He may have terrible food but the fact he does it with good intentions is pretty adorable, he just likes to follow his instincts and be spontaneous because he likes new and exciting things. He probably has quite a bit of angst to him due to his not only immortality in not aging but also by not being able to be killed but even so it feels that, contrary to how many human immortals end, he still hasn't lost the light in his eyes and can still enjoy things and enjoy being alive, and that is most likely thanks to other immortal/long living beings such as demons.

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#7 | Lucifer

Yep. Lucifer is actually a really fucking great character, he's fond of his family, hard worker to the point of destroying himself, self punisher, elegant, pretty af, cute at times. But not exactly my most favorable cup of tea. Seeing I can see through his bullshit all his posessiveness, all his pettiness, all his actions just becomes ridiculous and annoying. And theres also a problem with the fact we always end up submiting to him, I don't want that. For every time he disrespects me I want him to kneel and kiss my feet. His pride collides with my own, and his decisions do too. But even so he is very reliable and so he has my respect for that, I do want to hug him and tell him he deserves nice things and that he can rest now this is not the war anymore you don't have to bow down to anyone anymore you didn't doom your brothers but freed them instead, but then again he makes bad decisions because he has zero braincells for emotional intelligence and that pisses me off and makes me just want to yeet him off a cliff. Yeah Lucifer, I would gladly kick you in the balls with ♡°.•love•.°♡.

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#6 | Leviathan

Surprising is it not? But it's true, I often focus on Levi due to him not only being pretty alike to me but also because he's related to many things I have been familiar with since I was born: animes and games. His anxiousness is relatable, the outcastness is relatable, the awkwardness is relatable, the obsession is relatable, the references are relatable, the infodumping is relatable. He's very relatable to me, but not my most favorite, and all because of his envy. He's a guilt tripper, and though I am long immune to it in real life due to extreme exposure to it from my family, it still is enough for his rank to go down. I still love him though, but mostly as the character that represents the thing I am most familiar with in life: myself.

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#5 | Beelzebub

Big puppy, he's the type of guy who will talk to plants. He has big and strong hands that could crush anything and yet he will do his best to handle some things gently. He's chill and non judgemental, loyal to the core. Once you win him over, you win him over, he would die for you. He is purposely childish at times and it's cute. He is amazing. I wish I could enjoy eating like he does. He's the only character I truly feel hurt for, as he is deeply inflicted by survivor's guilt and it just pains me I can't comfort him because he isn't real ಥ‿ಥ

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#4 | Belphegor

Hoh boy. The brat. The fandom itself is pretty divided on their liking of Belphie and it's understandable lol. But I personally understand Belphie. To hide hurt behind anger, hate and spite, to turn to agression to prove a point but you end up just fucking up. But the guilt and wish to fix things can lead one to giving themselves up, and so it becomes a constant battle of getting close but not too close for the sake of both parties involved. I get this boy more than I wish I ever did, and that's why he's high on the ranking. And because he's cute ngl.

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#3 | Satan

H o h b o y, another one that reminds me of myself, only it's the aftermath of the above where one bottles up all their negative feelings because being emotional is not being rational and who the fuck even wants to not be rational. Where you have no fucking idea who you are because all you know is to stomp your feet and scream for the sake of making an statement but that just proved all your enemies a point so now you turn to smarts to prove yourself. To make others angry, to make them frustrated and infuriated with your knowledge because you want to prove yourself, be reconized for who you are, to be someone and also, hopefully, change other people's ways, to make them understand they are wrong because you deep down actually want to get along with them. Yeah, Satan is high on the list, and it's also because he likes detectives uwu.

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#2 | Asmodeus

What a fucking icon he is I love him okay. It frustrates me when people use cheating as a angst prompt for him as he's obviously someone who just isn't made for monogamy, and he's pretty honest and I feel he would have nothing to hide and would talk it all out with all his partners. He's a sweetheart that works hard on daily basis and hour after hour to mantain an image, he likes the attention, he wants to be loved. If anyone mildly self centered ever told me 'I love you as much as I love myself' I would marry them on spot. Asmo is just incredibly sweet and I love all his affection and respect him for all the work he does to make a good impression and look up to that self confidence even though most of it is actually just him trying to convince himself. Also perfect example off gender is an ilusion lol.

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#1 | Mammon

Yep, our number 1, The Great Mammon, the most lovable dumbass that has been by our side from the start though with a bit of whining. This man is perfect. He has incredible self control over his powers, and as someone who used to be an angel to be able to use money all you want bro. I wouldn't feel bad either. He's our protector from start to end to the point he focuses on us instead of the queen in the Dame event. He isn't stupid just has selective focus just like me! And all the people with ADHD and many other neurodivergents. When he wants something he does is perfectly and diligently, he just needs the right push at the right time. He's the most good of all demons and even angels and he loves all his brothers deeply, he is always there to support everyone to the point of even allowing himself to be the punching bag for the sake of them not turning too much on one another. He was literally our first SSR card, our first call, our first pact, our first and the best. He IS great, truly.

[onemastertomemethemall]

ObeyMAX - Days 1 - 4

Days 1 - 4: Demons & Angels - LA Takeover Headcanons

Scenario: What if AnimeExpo wasn't cancelled, and MC invited our favorite demons and angels to the Human Realm to enjoy the convention?

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Lucifer

He'll most likely remain in the hotel for the first day.

Probably the rest of the time, too.

Of course, he will eventually come out to join the others - likely after some convincing.

But the most he'd do is wander about the convention center, making sure his brothers aren't getting into any trouble.

Honestly, he'd probably be watching mostly Mammon from a distance.

Mammon

This boy is going to get thrown out the convention eventually.

If not by the convention itself, Lucifer definitely will.

This boy trying to steal from the vendors.

Alternatively, he buys some merch and attempts to sell them to people at higher prices than what he paid, claiming to be a "wandering vendor without a booth".

Lucifer then whoops his ass back at the hotel.

Leviathan

Take a wild guess: This boy is in Otaku HEAVEN!

He is in his absolute element, hitting up every booth and asking to take pictures of as many extremely detailed cosplayers as he can find.

By the end he looks like the living embodiment of the convention, and it's only Day 1.

100% Willing to stand in line for however long he has to for everything.

Probably would cosplay as genderbent Ruri-chan...who am I kidding, he would wear a dress.

Satan

He'd probably stay around at the con for a while, but head to the hotel to read some manga he bought.

Not really is thing, but he does find himself getting into a few titles.

If he enjoys it enough, he may return to the con to see if he can get his copy signed.

He would then threaten Mammon and Levi if either attempted to get their hands on his stuff.

The long lines would probably annoy the hell out of him.

Asmodeus

Absolutely beelined to the 18+ area.

Lucifer has to remind him more than once to keep his hands to himself, because cosplay does not equal consent to try and cop feels.

Shamelessly buys hentai videos with the full intention to watch them with MC.

Mammon shut down that plan immediately after hearing about it.

Most likely to photobomb cosplayers.

Beelzebub

He and Belphie naturally stick together throughout the entire con.

Hit up every single food truck available at least twice.

Doesn't even notice this is a convention, he was just tagging along because Belphie and MC were, and he was promised food.

May get mistaken as a food vendor with all the food he would carry around on him.

Belphie would have to constantly explain to people that they're guests because of this.

Belphegor

Only there because Beel and MC are.

If either one of them leaves, he will tag along with them so he can go take a nap back at the hotel.

Hell, even without them, he'd probably go back to sleep at the hotel with the peace and quiet of all of them not being there.

However, he runs the risk of potentially having to babysit Luke by doing that.

So he has to fake going along with them and slipping away when he can.

Diavolo

Perfect opportunity to interact with and learn more about humans.

This man came into the convention looking 100% like your stereotypical tourist, to the point people question if he's in some sorta cosplay. He has no idea what cosplay is, but fully rolls with it if people ask for pictures.

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit!

May take inspiration to have a convention similar to this in the Devildom.

Levi 100% backs the idea.

Barbatos

As usual, he stays at Diavolo's side the entire time.

Likely would help in carrying anything Diavolo buys at the convention.

Constantly stopped and asked for pictures because of his uniform. Most of time, he doesn't really mind.

Makes sure to have all the convention-going essentials (water, snacks, etc.) just in case.

Quick to point out to Diavolo that Sebastian Michaelis looks a lot like Lucifer, and body pillows exist. Lucifer silently gives him a death glare as Diavolo suggests looking into someone who can make him a Lucifer body pillow.

Simeon

He mainly stays near MC, because he has no idea what to do at the con.

He does enjoy a lot of the cosplays, and takes interest in the books and mangas there.

Makes sure Luke stays safely nearby, but is amused when fellow guests stop them to take pictures and gush about how cute Luke is.

Learns how to take pictures himself on the D.D.D. because he wants to remember the day in the Human Realm.

He wonders what it would be like if the Devildom or Celestial Realm had a convention where he could have a booth for TSL…

Luke

At first didn't really want to go, but since Simeon and MC were going, he tagged along.

He's extremely wary of any cosplayers that are dressed up as demons, but gets really happy when seeing angel/angelic cosplayers.

Gets stopped multiple times by guests who find him absolutely adorable and ask him who he's cosplaying as. He ends up stuttering, much to the amusement of Simeon.

Someone save this poor child, some of these cosplays scare him.

He'd probably stay the first day, but then refuse to leave the hotel for the remainder of the convention.

[catboy-lover-archive]

How do you think the brothers + the undateables would interact with an MC who has long hair?

Hey, thanks for the request! Hope you like how this turned out! :)

The brothers and the undatables + MC with long hair

Lucifer

He thinks it makes you look ethereal and sexy hot beautiful

Low key likes running his hands through your hair when he's stressed or bored. He says it's out of habit of doing it to his own hair, but just enjoys how soft your hair is

He always makes you tie up your hair when you two go to bed together.

If you ask him to braid your hair he would probably do it but "Only because you asked me really nicely." (liar, he loves braiding your hair)

Mammon

Always plays with your hair as payback when you ruffle his

When you sleep together it always gets in his mouth or on his face. (who are you to complain mister??? just like Asmo you sleep in the fucking nude smh)

Jokes about you cutting your hair but if you actually take that into consideration he starts pouting, he just really likes it

He has no clue how to braid your hair but learns all for that cute face you do when he's done braiding it w-what are you talking about?!?! He clearly doesn't have a crush on MC!!!

Leviathan

"You look just like *insert character with long hair*!!!"

He makes you cosplay some of his favourite anime protagonists and almost dies of cuteness when he sees you

levi.exe has encountered an error. Would you like to restart the program?

Somehow, every time you two sleep together your hair ends up below his head so good luck trying to get up

After years of professional cosplaying he can do braids even better than Asmodeus, we talking about some crazy level braiding. You don't even have to ask him to braid your hair

"lololol MC the hairstyle *insert protagonist* has would look way better on you lmao! Let me try it!"

Satan

You leave hair everywhere just like...a cat

Thinks it's cute when your hair falls in your face when you want to read and like the gentleman he is, he always tucks it behind your ear.

Just imagine what I just wrote above and let it sink in....yes I adore him

Likes it when you let your hair down but if you do a cat ears hairstyle he might short circuit

If you go to sleep with your hair down he will tie it up or braid it for you while you are asleep. Not the best at braiding but he really tries and he always gets a kiss from you afterwards.

Asmodeus

Hair care dates are a NECESSITY. You won't even get to touch your own hair, he insists to wash it himself

Sometimes your hair gets on his face when he sleeps with you and always complains about that (Asmo you sleep in the fucking nude, you're not one to talk).

Your hair may find it's way into Asmo's mouth when you two kiss or it keeps appearing on his clothes and so he always has a hair tie or two with him, just in case.

He is really good at braiding and doing hairstyles, he will insist on doing your hair every morning before school (but he always demands a reward ;) )

Beelzebub

He always plays with your hair and loves brushing it before bed

After one night in which your hair got into Beel's mouth and he began chewing on it, you make sure to always braid it

Just like Asmo, he is always prepared with a hair tie for when you two eat together so it won't get in your food (or his)

He will be delighted if you ask him to do your hair. He has experience back in the celestial realm where he would braid Lilith's hair all the time (ouch my heart-)

Belphegor

Your hair is so soft that he falls asleep petting it/playing with it at least once

He thinks your hair is perfect to lay his head on while he takes a nap, Diavolo have mercy because just like with Levi you're in for a loooooong night

Just like Beel, he used to braid Lilith's hair back in the celestial realm so he has some experience, but might fall asleep while braiding because of how relaxing it is

When you two take a nap together and your hair falls in your face, he moves it away and gives you a kiss on the cheek, but would never admit that he did that (tsundere)

Simeon

He sees your hair and immediately makes some sweet nicknames for you like rapunzel, princess, dandelion (if you have curly hair)

When he asks you to braid your hair and when you say "yes" he's all OwO. Has a little experience and it turns out really good, he may even put some flowers in your hair (I love him so much ahhh)

If your hair finds it's way on his face while you two sleep, he just brushes it away. Really doesn't mind your hair at night that much.

His hair puts shampoo commercials to shame and offers to help with your hair care routine even when especially when you ask him to wash your hair for you

Solomon

"Hey, MC! Look at this!" *uses your hair as a moustache*. Always jokes about how long your hair is but actually really loves it (you can take the headcanon that Solomon is a softie around MC out of my cold dead hands)

When your hair ends up on his face while you two sleep he uses magic to make it stay into place and then kisses your forehead

Ask him to braid your hair and you might regret it. He doesn't know how to braid hair, but is willing to learn all for you

"MC, look at me!" *uses magic to make his hair longer*

Yeah, he has a lot of fun

Diavolo

"Is long hair part of your human culture? Did you ever cut your hair short? CAN I BRAID IT?!?!?"

Makes sure to pamper you with hair care products all the time and brush your hair for you "Anything for you Beyonce MC~"

You two usually sleep in a mess of tangled limbs, so your hair may end up on his face 9 out of 10 times

He has no idea how to braid hair but you two are having fun trying to teach him

Don't ever cut your hair. Don't do this to him ;_;

Barbatos

Lots of compliments ♡♡♡ he loves it

Well, exept for when he starts finding your hair everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE

On the floor, on the couch. How did your hair got on the ceiling? He won't question it but please, tie your hair

When you two sleep (does this man even sleep?? let's pretend he does-) it will get in his face wherever he likes it or not. Nightmare time~

Bonus: Luke

He thinks your hair is pretty and always compliments you.

He likes braiding your hair and you give him a flower crown to show your gratitude and he lowkey starts crying

Makes you tie it up when you want to help him in the kitchen tho

Hes a supportive little brother~

[sparklingichigo]

Human World Adventures

Part 1

Asmo: He actually locked the door...

Solomon: He did-

Levi: Oh sht- No no no no no!! Ichigo!! [runs straight to wherever the frick they are]

Mammon: What's going on...?

Belphie: Beel carried her into technically our room, then he locked the door.

Mammon: Oh sht! I'm coming with you Levi!!

inside the room, someone is currently making out. Luckily they didn't go all the way but this pink-haired girl has a lot of hickeys on her skin. As their kiss proceeds, they hear a loud knocking by the room.

Mammon: Beel! You glutton of a demon!! Stay away from her!!

Levi: Don't you dare taint her!! Despite her being a demon she's still innocent!!

Ichigo: ?? What's going on??

Beel: .... [staring at the door]

Ichigo: Hon?

Beel: Let's just ignore them-

Ichigo: But- [lmao she got cut off by a kiss yet again]

Outside Mammon and Levi are freaking out, Asmo and Solomon are cracking up while Belphie is already asleep on the couch. Lucifer decides to leave and help Diavolo and Barbatos on their unpacking.

Mammon: I swear to Lord Diavolo if you taint her I'm killing you!!

Levi: Open the damn door, Beelzebub!!

Inside, Ichigo finally stopped the kiss and steps out to open the door. She does feel bad for them considering they have zero ideas what happens in that room and thought of the worse. Once she opened the door, Levi and Mammon instantly drag her out.

Mammon: He didn't do anything right?!

Levi: You're safe right?! Nothing bad happened right?!

Ichigo: N-not that I know off...^^

Asmo: Oh my~

Ichigo: What?

Asmo: I see my little brother marked you, and it's quite many as well...^^

Ichigo, Mammon, and Levi: He what?!

Asmo: I can help with concealers if you're going out soon.

Ichigo: Not really, but-

Beel: Don't. I put those there for a reason.

Ichigo: o////o Eh?

Asmo: ooh~ Quite a possessive one are you~

Ichigo: I'll just stay here for a while I guess...;-;

Mammon: Lucifer actually sets up another room for you for a reason!

Ichigo: I don't think he wants me out of here.... judging by his tight grip on me.

Mammon: [glaring at Beel]

Beel: [glaring back lol]

As the glaring proceeds, they hear Lucifer's voice from downstairs. Of course, the couple needs to separate and gotta hear what he has to say.

Lucifer: Ichigo, I've set a room for you! Beel was supposed to be rooming with Belphie actually^^

Ichigo: I see, thanks a lot, Luci!

Beel: Even here?

Lucifer: Yes, even here. Now hands-off. I don't want any more chaos and I'm sure I can trust you considering you barely made troubles unless it's related to food.

Asmo: He might make one at night~

Lucifer: Asmodeus Morningstar!

Asmo: ....or not^^

As the brothers continue to talk, Ichigo's phone starts to vibrate.

Ichigo: A phone call... oh! It's from Haruka. Hon, can you let me go for a while?

Beel: You can answer it just fine though

Ichigo: [chuckles] You're quite clingy today are you^^ Oh well.

With that Ichigo answers the phone call with Haruka telling her about the extra room in her hotel.

Ichigo: Eh? I can stay there? With you guys?

Haruka: Yeah! Because there are like five people, Luke, unfortunately, needs to room alone so maybe if you'd like to join us maybe Luke won't be lonely and I can room with you.

Ichigo: That's actually a good idea, I can do that! Maybe tomorrow...? Because a certain demon is being a little too clingy today^^

Haruka: Beel? Well, that's fine. I guess... you can come by tomorow^^ It's really late too.

Ichigo: Yeah, it was unfortunate. But I'd vi- Luke?!

Luke: Ichigoo!! Did those demons do anything to you?!

Ichigo: Of course not^^

Luke: Oh Thank God! I was getting worried since you're the only girl in that house and Solomon told me that Beel instantly carries you away! He didn't do anything bad right?!

Ichigo turns bright red at the question while her boyfriend stares confusedly.

Ichigo: I don't think so at least. I don't think he did anything bad. How's the hotel? ^^

Luke: It's great! The decor reminds me of the celestial realm and they gave us fluffy pillows!

Ichigo: That's great!

In the other line, Ichigo can hear Michael calling for Luke and Haruka.

Luke: :(( well Michael is calling us... so I guess I'll hang up

Ichigo: That's okay^^ See you guys tomorow~

Luke: Yeah! I can't wait!

Finally Luke hang up on Haruka's phone. Ichigo can feel Beel's jealous aura just from behind her, of course, she needs to calm him down right now.

Ichigo: Let me remind you that Luke is a kid, Haruka and Simeon are engaged and Michael is married.

Beel: So you're going to stay there tomorrow night? [puppy eyes]

Ichigo: Well... I might. Considering Luke can't sleep alone. So I can room with Haruka and all. I'll be okay.

Beel: But-

Ichigo: You're still scared of getting separated from me aren't you?

Beel: [nods] I almost lost you in that battle and you barely summoned me...

Ichigo: It's because I don't wanna burden you. [pats Beel] but if you don't want me to go I can stay^^

Beel: You would...?

Ichigo: I might unless you can control yourself. Then I might move~

Beel: Looking this cute might have been a challenge to control myself against my desire.

Ichigo: I don't remember you being the avatar of lust

Beel: I might do something against my sins towards you though-

Ichigo: Like....?

Solomon: OKAY YOU TWO! GET A ROOM! THE SEXUAL TENSION IS TOO MUCH!!

Beel: I might

Ichigo: Beelzebub!

Meanwhile, at the hotel, Haruka is unpacking her things in her room and so is Simeon. considering she's really dirty from that battle she decides to take a shower or bath, whichever the hotel gives.

Haruka: Hey, Simeon! Can I wash up first? I feel really dirty

Simeon: That's okay^^ I'll just unpack as you wash up

Haruka: Okay!

As Haruka is washing up, Luke decides to visit and play with Simeon in that room. As he and Luke are playing, he keeps on getting glimpses of Satan staring at his fiance. He did ignore it at first now that he thought of it, Satan probably hasn't moved on completely and still holds feelings for her. Luckily he didn't do anything so he's fine with it.

Suddenly Simeon hears a voice from the bathroom. The song is "A dream is a wish your heart makes" from Cinderella. Simeon is impressed by her voice as he comes closer to listen to it and so did Luke.

Luke: Whoa! She has a really good voice!

Simeon: Indeed she does.

Haruka of course is oblivious and keeps on singing until she finishes her shower. Once she comes out, Simeon and Luke both panic and try to escape but instead they got smacked by the bathroom door.

Haruka: Oh my goodness! Are you two okay?!

Simeon: ....yea?

Luke: Ouch ;-;

Haruka: Oh no! Luke!

Haruka: Why are you guys even near the door in the first place?

Simeon:...

Haruka: ....are you guys...

Simeon: What?! No! Why would I?!

Haruka: Then why are you there? You know that's dangerous!

Simeon: ....

Luke: ....

Haruka: Luke?

Luke: W-we were just listening to your singing.... it was really nice...hehe

Haruka: oh.. wait what?!

Luke: You really have a nice voice, so we went to listen.

Haruka: Well you don't have to actually stand in front of the door!

Simeon: Curiosity kills the cat I guess...

Haruka: Just go! I need to change!

With that Simeon and Luke instantly runs off the room to let Haruka change. Now let's go back to the mansion. Ichigo is between Lucifer and Beel who are arguing about the room arrangements.

Lucifer: I think it'd be best for Ichigo to have a room on her own.

Beel: She slept with me just fine. I don't see a reason why she should sleep alone!

Lucifer: With that incident happening, I don't think having her sleep with you is a good idea considering you have 0 skills in controlling yourself.

Asmo: Why don't she just sleep in my room? I'm sure it'd be safer.

Lucifer: I'm most certain that that wouldn't be safe.

Asmo: I won't do anything to her~ Cross my heart~

Lucifer: One, that's a blatant lie. Second, she'll have her own room and that's final!

Ichigo sighs and decides to leave the area because they're too noisy. Beel of course instantly follows her. At first, he thought she'd go to her room or probably his room but to his surprise, she goes to Satan's room.

Ichigo: Hey buddy, you okay there?

Satan: I don't know.... perhaps not...?

Ichigo: Well there's apple pie in the fridge if you're hungry.

Satan: I'm not in a mood for food.

Ichigo: It still hurts doesn't it [sits beside him]

Satan: Yeah... I thought we were destined together but here we are. Her being happier with Simeon. Sure I'm glad she's happy but it still hurts me nonetheless.

Ichigo: You'll be okay. I'm sure it'll pass. As you said before, if you're destined together you can meet in the next life.

Satan: You're right, thanks a lot, Ichigo.

Ichigo: You're wel- [sees Beel staring at them by the door] Beel?

Satan: ?? What is he doing here? And why is he staring at me??

Ichigo: I'm unsure^^ But it'll pass. Dinner is soon, catch you later?

Satan: Yeah, thanks a lot though.

Ichigo: It's the least I could do. You need to cheer up!

Satan nods with a slight laugh as Ichigo exits the door, pushing Beel out.

Ichigo: Why are you here? I thought I left you to argue with Lucifer and the others!

Instead of an answer, Beel pins her into a wall shocking the pink-haired girl. Sure she did notice Beel acting more possessive to her but this is not what she expected. The other brothers and probably Diavolo or Barbatos are downstairs yet here he is pinning her down by the wall!

Ichigo: B-Beel, they're downstairs!

Beel: Let them watch

Ichigo: But Beel- Hold on! Listen to me!

Beel pulls away in confusion as his girlfriend's cheeks are bright red. One she's very flustered, two she's embarrassed because they're about to do whatever this is in front of this family.

Ichigo: I know you're probably jealous because I've been interacting more with your brothers rather than you but please understand Satan's situation. He's really heartbroken now and I'm trying my best to cheer him up so he won't be sad anymore, I'm just being a good friend!

Beel: I do trust you, sugar. What I don't trust is them! Remember the last time I let you hang out with them? Belphie turns out to have feelings for you, Solomon almost kissed you at 3 a.m... who knows what else would happen...

Ichigo: I know, but I'll be okay. You know I'm only yours, right?

Beel: Yes you are. The mark is there for a reason.

Ichigo: Exactly^^

Mammon: Can't you two just knock it off! There are singles here!!

The couple looks back to see Mammon complaining about their PDA downstairs while Lucifer and Barbatos are busy creating a barrier so Solomon won't enter the kitchen.

Ichigo: Oh? What's going on?

Asmo: They're creating a barrier so Solomon can't enter the kitchen.

Beel: We're cooking today?

Ichigo: I think so. Well time to work, honeybear~ No eating the ingredients though!

Beel: I'll try^^

Ichigo: Want me to use the pact against you?

Beel: If that's what it takes, sure. At least I won't disturb you while you're cooking~

Asmo: He might disturb you in other ways~

Beel: Asmo-

Asmo: No need to get aggressive, little brother. I'm just telling the truth. You know I can smell lust from far away don't you, especially with her wearing such short shorts.

Beel: Do you maybe...wanna change?

Ichigo: It's too hot for me to change so no.

Beel: Alright then, use the pact on me so we can get to work

Ichigo: Okay! I command you, Beelzebub Morningstar, to not eat the ingredients or any food supplies in the kitchen!

Ichigo: We're all set, Barb! Let's get to work!

Barbatos: I'm glad. Let's go^^

At the same time, Haruka finally finished changing and it now chilling on her bed until she hears a knock on her door, turns out when she opens it, it's Michael and Rosaria.

Haruka: Michael, Rosaria!

Rosaria: Hello, dear^^

Haruka: Oh, what brings you here?

Michael: We're planning on eating out today, do you guys want to come?

Haruka: I do! I'll let Simeon and Luke know real quick!

Rosaria: Take your time, dear^^

With that, Haruka calls for Simeon and Luke, unfortunately, Luke is still stuck in the bathroom using his pants.

Haruka: Luke! Hurry up, we don't have time!

Luke: I am!! Just give me a sec!!

Haruka: Just hurry!!

After a few minutes, Luke finally gets out all set.

Luke: Aaaa!! Don't leave me yet!!

Simeon: We're still waiting for the lift, don't worry^^

Luke: ...oh- :o

Finally, the lift's here and off they go to the restaurant. After more discussion, they decide to eat at a seafood restaurant. Now back to the mansion, the food is finally done. Ichigo made Apple pie and Pasta while Barbatos made grilled salmon! There's a lot of dishes that the two of them need help in serving them, luckily Asmo and Beel are there to help them.

Asmo: Whoa! That's so pretty! This is a devilgram worthy dish! [taking pictures of the food as soon as it's set]

Ichigo: Well we've done our best^^

Satan: You really made apple pie [he's touched]

Ichigo: I did, so you'll cheer up!

Satan: Well, I appreciate it^^ Thank you, Ichigo!

Ichigo: You're welcome! That's what friends are for!

Suddenly Diavolo and the others came out to see the food.

Diavolo: Wow! That's a lot of food! Good job, Barbatos, Ichigo!

Barbatos: All the best for you M'lord^^

Levi: Whoa! Awesome!

Belphie: Did I just smell Salmon-

Levi: Salmon...? It's been a while since I eat seafood or fish...

Diavolo: Well, what are we waiting for! Let's dig in^^

Meanwhile, Haruka and the angels are in a seafood restaurant, they already choose their drinks and currently waiting for their food. Haruka gets sweet ice tea, Luke has water, Simeon unusually gets carrot juice confusing everyone while the married couple gets tea, Michael gets the warm one though while Rosaria gets green tea. As they wait for the food, Haruka suddenly gets a telepathic message from Ichigo and Solomon.

Solomon: EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!

Haruka: W H A T?!

Solomon: ....Beel is being unusually possessive and it scares the sht out of me.

Ichigo: I'm sure it'll pass....right...

Solomon: HE HAS BEEN GLARING AT ME FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT!!

Haruka: Oh I don't know, stare at Asmo?? Stare at your food???

Solomon: IDEK WHY?!?!?!

Ichigo: Is it because of that 3am thing-

Solomon: Did he know?

Ichigo: Perhaps...

Solomon: ...sht- BYE I'M DYING TODAY!

Haruka: This is why....never touched someone taken.

Ichigo: Indeed. Oh well, back to eating. Bye folks.

In real life, Rosaria is concerned because Haruka has been frozen for 5 minutes so she decides to help.

Rosaria: Haruka? My dear? Are you okay?

Haruka: Y-yeah! I'm okay! Oooh, the food's here!

Michael: It has been here minutes ago, seeing you blank a bit is a bit concerning.

Simeon internally: ....this is unusual. Why did she blank out? She's always so deep in thought most of the time....what is she thinking about I wonder...

Luke: Simeeooon!! Can you get me that fish?? It's so far from me!

Simeon: Of course Luke^^ [gets the fish for him]

Overall the dinner went well everyone is enjoying themselves until Simeon decides to ask why Haruka keeps on blanking out.

Haruka: Me? Blanking out?

Simeon: Yes, you sometimes blank out for no reason. Are you okay?

Haruka: W-well... I was just thinking of food. No harm done^^

Simeon: ....Okay....?

The question keeps on coming, even in the hotel room.

Simeon: Haruka, can you please be honest with me. What's bothering you? Did something happen during the battle? What's happening?

Haruka: I'm fine... I'm just thinking of food like I said.

Simeon:...Is it about him?

Haruka: What?! No! Definitely not!

Simeon: Then what is it?

Haruka: I... need the bathroom! Hold that thought! [runs into the bathroom]

As soon as she's there, she contacts Solomon and Ichigo. Solomon can't answer because he's probably unconscious. So Ichigo is the only one available.

Ichigo: Sup!

Haruka: Simeon keeps on asking about me blanking out! What should I do? It keeps on coming! Should I just tell him?

Ichigo: Why are you even hiding it in the first place?

Haruka: Well... I don't want it to be awkward...

Ichigo: Well...just tell him honestly....? There's no harm in him knowing.

Haruka: What if he asks even further?

Ichigo: Then explain?? I don't know??

Haruka: Oh well... guess I'll just tell him honestly.

Outside, Simeon is waiting for her. That girl really did take her time in that toilet, until he hears a flush. Finally, Haruka came out of the bathroom.

Haruka: Uh.... so... uh... you need to sit down. This is gonna take a while.

Simeon: ?? You can just explain to me straight away....?

Haruka: Just- Just do as I say!

Simeon: Okay- [sits down on a sofa]

Haruka finally explains her situation and luckily Simeon understands.

Simeon: Then why don't you tell me from the start?

Haruka: I don't know... because I don't want it to be awkward. I'm scared you're gonna be mad at me for having such powers!

Simeon: Haruka, I'm literally an angel and you're a princess. We just went on a huge battle. I don't think such powers fazes me anymore.

Haruka: Good point...

Simeon: For now, let's get you cleaned! I'll set you a warm bath with a peach bath bomb. I'm sure you'll like it^^

Haruka: Just me right?

Simeon: You want me to join?

Haruka: I mean if you want to...

Simeon: Depends, if the bathtub fits, I don't see why not^^

Haruka: Deal! We'll have that! I want you to relax as well. That battle must've stressed you out :((

Simeon: It didn't stress me out perse... but it does make me worry about you.

Haruka: Well let's go! Let's get into it!

And so, this newly engaged couple ends up in a bubble bath with a peach scent. Luke who's alone in his room turned bored and walks around, leading him to Haruka's room. Once he got there he smells a peach scent, which leads him to the bathroom. He tries to open the door but it's locked.

Simeon: ....

Haruka: ....

Luke: Haruka?!

Haruka: Y-Yeah?!

Luke: Ooh! Are you having a bubble bath? It smells so good!

Haruka: I am! Why?

Luke: Oooh, have you seen Simeon?

Haruka: Oh he's with Michael. They need to talk.

Luke: I see...Okay then! [walks back to his room]

Haruka and Simeon sighs in relief. Because that was really scary and it'd be embarrassing and chaotic if they get caught chilling in the same bathtub.

Simeon: That was close...

Haruka: Indeed. Oh well, let's just finish this off and we'll sleep it off.

Simeon: You're starting to get drowsy...

Haruka: Perhaps I am, this warm bath does relax me

Simeon: We obviously can't sleep here. Do you want me to carry you back?

Haruka: I guess...but let's just clean ourselves first then you can do what you want.

Simeon: What I want?

Haruka: Yeah...

Simeon: Are you certain?

Haruka: Wait, what did you- Oh my goodness! Simeon! We just got engaged! Since when are you this dirty-minded?!

Simeon: What? I was only thinking of cuddling you to sleep... Haruka... are you okay??

Haruka: Then who's gonna take care of Luke?

Simeon: Good point...

Haruka: Now out! I'm cleaning myself!

Simeon: Alright, alright-

Wow, that's a chaotic ride for these two. Who knew an angel would have such a dirty mind. Well, there's someone worse apparently. Now we're back to square one with Beel, Ichigo, and Belphie arguing about the room.

Belphie: I'm fine sleeping anywhere ffs-

Ichigo: Can I just sleep in my own room? ;-;

Beel: But I wanna be with you.... at least for tonight...

Belphie: Fine! Get her out of here! I'm sleeping in this room! Out! O U T!

Ichigo: What?! But Belp- [gets carried away by Beel again, help] Honey, are you sure this is a good idea??

Beel: I am.

Ichigo: Alright then.... guess I'll just sleep with you for tonight.

Beel: Yay! Let's go then. I promise I won't do anything to you.

Ichigo: I trust you^^ We'll just sleep but once you're hungry we'll go get snacks okay?

Beel: Okay!

Yeah, maybe not as nasty as he is before but hey at least these two get to cuddle. Hours later, a certain avatar of wrath is awake and it's currently 3 a.m. he can't seem to sleep in any way despite the fluffy pillows, how comfortable his bed is, even the cat plushies are not helping him.

Satan: I need some fresh air...

Yes, Satan indeed leaves his room to walk around and get some fresh air, at the same time, Beel and Ichigo are both out to get some midnight snack.

Ichigo: Satan?

Satan: ....? Ichigo?? Beel??

Beel: Yeah... it's us. Why are you here?

Satan: I need some fresh air...

Ichigo: Well... we're going to McDonald's, wanna come with us?

Satan: I guess I'll go...

Ichigo: Alright then, let's go!!

With that, all three of them go to McDonald's. Beel of course orders his food, Satan and Ichigo just settle with drinks and some good ol fries. As they were eating, Satan is somehow getting better.

Beel: You probably can't sleep because you're hungry.

Satan: That'd make sense.

Ichigo: Yeah, that's probably why.

Beel: Hey, do you want some?

Ichigo: Hm? Oh, burger! Sure^^ [bites the burger]

Satan: You two need to tone down with the PDA. It starts to get concerning.

Beel: What's so bad about it?

Satan: It makes everyone feel single...

Beel: Ah.... oh well [shrugs]

After they finished, they went home but as soon as they went home, they see Lucifer at the center of the balcony staring at them.

Lucifer: Good morning, it seems to me that you guys went on a trip^^

Beel: ... I was hungry.... and I decide to get McDonald's...

Lucifer: Doesn't explain why he's coming along.

Satan: I went with them as well...

Lucifer: Are you sure?

Ichigo: He is! He went with us! He can't sleep so he came with us to McDonald's!

Lucifer: I see, alright then. Since we're in the human world, you're lucky that I can't punish any of you. Do get some rest. Except for Satan, I might need to talk with this son of mine.

Satan: ?? That doesn't even make sense!

Lucifer: Come on^^ Let's go~

Satan: ugh... [follows Lucifer]

[belphegorswhore]

Wowie, that message at the bottom of your last post was strangely aggressive. Okay, here’s an ask for your inbox: the brothers (and the other guys if you want to) react to a dumb MC. Like, someone who’s very pretty and cute, but you could swear that their looks are the only thing they have going for them. Their bad at school, ask dumb questions and are a total air head. Mega bimbo/himbo energy

See, now this is the content we want ;)

Obey Me! Characters react to himbo/bimbo/thembo MC

Lucifer:

Listen, we all know idiots are his type, I mean... he likes Diavolo... the #1 himbo

He’d have to sit and sigh anytime you say anything dumb, and he’d be like

“Why do I like them...?”

I think what really gets him is your clueless smile, I dunno I get vibes

It’s very charming to him, but he’s very upset that your failing school

Low-key ruining his reputation, he would not hold hands with you in public

It’s ok, he still loves you..

He would totally show you off at a dance because of your looks, but he would not allow you to talk

“You’re going to shake their hand and that’s it, do not speak”

Unlike the rest of his brothers, he wouldn’t trick you into doing dumb shit

Mammon:

“Damn, I guess I’ll have to take care of you”

He’d like to think that he’s the smarter and stronger one, so he has to take care of you

But he’s actually equally as stupid, so you guys would get in trouble a lot

“Hey, MC, you wanna ditch class?”

“Not really”

“But what if I said... you do it anyways..”

“Ok”

Would absolutely trick you into doing dumb stuff

But because of this, he’d make you take the blame if he did anything wrong

It’s not like anyone would believe him, but still

Oh, and what’s that...? Modeling???

Obviously you’d model with him now, he’d have a heart attack looking at you in some outfits though

Leviathan:

Oh no

“M-MC... you must hate looking at a-an otaku like me... I’m so disgusting...”

“What’s that mean..? Is that like the Naruti thing??”

“Wh- No!”

“Isn’t that like 12 episodes long, with Chris Evans or something”

“Stop!”

He was worried that you’d think he’s dumb, but now he’s getting a headache listening to you

You’d be easily impressed by his gameplay

“Wow, Levi, you’re so good at this game!”

“I-I’m playing a dating si- Actually, that would be correct I’m amazing at this game”

He would absolutely convince you to do Ruri-Chan cosplay

He’d regret it after because he’d have a stroke

Satan:

He’d think it’s very cute, but he’d constantly worry about you

He’s mostly worried about other people flirting with you at school

If he saw people flirting with you, he’d probably wall slam you in front of them and they’d go away

Like, that mans one of the seven lords or smth, they’re worried for their life

“See what happens when you stand there like a space cadet *sigh* at least be more alert when you’re by yourself or it’s gonna be your own damn fault when you get kidnapped”

“You’re right!”

“I said when you’re alone... you don’t have to worry about it when you’re with me, you can space out as much as you want”

“R-Right!”

“And I didn’t mean anything funny by that either! S-So don’t get the wrong idea!”

Did so just quote Fruits Basket? Yeah, but diD I ASK???

He’d feel bad about it, but he would totally get you to meow

He was joking at first, but now he does it all the time

He also gets you to help him prank Lucifer

Asmodeus:

At first he’d think your so pransome and that he’d have to work so hard to get you, then he’d find out you’re low key stupid and he’d be like

“This is gonna be so easy... but at what cost”

He’d truly try his best not to take advantage of you, so he’d just dress you up and do your make up a lot

Would definitely put you in sexy nice outfits and take pictures, but he’d keep them for himself

He’d also like to try a lot of his products on you, but still trick you

“MC, did you know this moisturizer is made from pure angel tears?”

“Whoa, no wonder my skin is so clear..- Wait, that’s so sad, are they okay!?”

He’d also lie to you about other stuff, just to see how you’d react

He’d literally tell you that Lucifer dyed his hair and that it used to be white, so the next time you interact with Lucifer it’d be like:

“Lucifer, I know you’re secret..”

“*glares* Which one..!?”

“*on the verge of crying* Wh-White hair.....!”

Lucifer would sigh and have to tell Asmo to stop tricking you

Beelzebub:

Oh no... 2 dumbasses

He didn’t even notice you were dumb, and he’s too shy to comment about your looks

He’d probably think you’re smart

“MC, what’s the answer to this question..?”

“The square root... of 68... Um... probably a carrot, that’s a root I think”

“Yeah, I like carrots so it’s probably right”

Mammon would definitely be mad that Beel calls him dumb but you smart

“Wow MC, you’re pretty and smart...”

You guys being together would be like the attractive one and the jock, iconic

But, or course, neither of you realize this

If you guys were cooking together and Beel ate the food it would go like:

“MC... where’d the food go?”

“...I don’t know, it was here a second ago”

Or like:

“It says ‘tsp’ of baking soda... what do you think that is, Beel?”

“I forgot... let’s just add a cup”

“Yeah, that’s probably safe”

You two would make Luke cry

Belphegor:

Honestly gave it his all at first, but now he’s tired

“MC... you wanna sleep together?”

“Oh, like a pillow fort!? I’ve always wanted to have a pillow fort with you, this is great!”

“Wh- No- Sure, yeah”

He’d be really happy when you wear his clothes though, especially his sweaters

And, just like Satan, he’d get you to prank Lucifer with him

“Ok, so you’re going to talk to him while I put a whoopie cushion on his chair, he’s dumb so he’ll fall for it”

And when your distracting Lucifer you’d end up saying something like

“Lucifer, are you dumb?”

“Wh- No.”

“Okay, I thought you were dumb”

And before you could finish the prank, Lucifer would storm out he room because you thought he was dumb

Belphegor would be disappointed and you’d be confused

“What did I do wrong..?”

“Nothing, you did great. In the end Lucifer got mad and that was the goal”

While he does think you’re attractive, this asshole would love tricking you for his enjoyment

Diavolo:

The #1 himbo

Everyone else would be like ‘Wow, this human is so beautiful and they got with the prince of Devildom! That’s amazing!”

But really he was nice to you once and you were like ‘wow... him’

“MC... you are very... delightful... to view”

“He’s so good with his words <3”

He does think youre attractive though, and just like Lucifer, he’d want to show you off (but in a more fun way)

He’d literally carry you to class, both to show you off and probably because you want to be carried

You could be in the middle of a meeting and sitting on his lap and he wouldn’t mind

Everyone else would though

Since you’re bad at school he would try to help you, but it’s very difficult

“Okay, so this war happened 4000 years ago-“

“When?”

“...4000 years ago”

Solomon:

Y’all thought Asmo was flirting too much?? Nah, he stopped after he got what he wanted, Solomon would keep going

“Wow you’re dumb, I like that in a person”

“I’m not dumb...”

“But, it’s in a cute way”

“Wow, he called me cute”

Once he gets closer to you... he messes with you even more

“Hey MC, there’s a stain on your shirt”

“Really, where- *gets flicked*”

This asshole would not stop messing with you

He’d even mess with you just to mess with the brothers

(In front of any of the brothers) “Hey, MC, I dropped that, can you pick it up for me?”

“I just saw you drop-“

“It slipped out of my hand..”

“Oh ok.”

“*whispers* haha.. nice ass”

Simeon:

He thinks it’s cute, even if you’re failing everything

“It’s fine.. it’s cute :)”

But you guys are also both dumb, and technologically challenged

Texting each other would go like:

“Wha TSS jup”

“Nowtwhisng”

“Met oo :))”

He would probably compliment you a lot, doesn’t matter if you can’t handle it, he’ll keep going

“You’re so pretty and cute, has anyone ever told you that?”

“Yeah, you said that earlier today”

“I can’t even look at you because you’re so bright ;)”

“I’m, like, normal light though...”

“*sighs* it’s okay, it’s cute”

If anyone else called you dumb though... I dunno... might just... glare at them

He wouldn’t fight anyone though, he’s a man of GOD unless...

Barbatos:

He likes it, but he hates it. It’s cute sometimes, but he gets a headache other times

“If... theoretically, I jumped off the roof-“

“Please don’t.”

“No no, theoretically, you could time travel into the past and catch me...”

“Actually, it would have to be the future, and I wouldn’t do that. Please don’t :)”

He’d also help you with school, but sometimes he’d be tired of you not understanding and would do the homework for you

He thought it was a lot of work to handle Diavolo, but you surpassed his expectations

You’re lucky he likes you, I guess...

“Barbatos... why are you staring at me like that..?”

“No reason”

“...Do I look weird, is there something on my face??”

“No, you look nice today”

“Wow, you’re such a great friend :)”

“.... :)”

It’s okay, he thinks your stupidity is barely charming

Luke:

“Don’t worry, I’ll protect you from these horrible demons!!”

He would worry a lot about your safety because he’d think you’re too dumb to realize when someone’s after you

“Didn’t you realize he was flirting with you!? Disgusting!”

“But he was being nice to me”

“That’s what demons do to get what they want”

“What do they want?”

“Uh.. um... I don’t know- But I’m sure it’s bad!”

Simeon would try to reassure Luke, but it wouldn’t work

“Luke, it’s fine. They’re all just complimenting them because they’re really pretty-“

“No, you too!? Simeon, I thought I could trust you!!”

One day if he’s trying to defend you, he’d probably end up threatening Lucifer

“....pardon?”

“I-I said I’ll fight you if you k-keep doing that...!”

And then Lucifer would scare him with no hesitation because he feels no remorse for him

I added everyone cuz no one but God can stop me. this took way too long, I’m sorry

[goodbye-i-need-space]

This matchup is for @sevensfantasia

Let me know if you want me to include the request you sent in! (I don't automatically include them bc most of you put a lot of information in it and I'm not sure if you want that to be visible for everyone) - - - Here's what the boys think of you:

Belphegor loves the way you think, look and act. He just generally loves you for you. Over-sized T-Shirts & lazy days? YES. You're warm and comfy = the perfect cuddle buddy. Likes how easy-going you are. You don't try too hard to impress anyone and it's something he cherishes about you. After all he spends a lot of time around Lucifer (who likes to hide any sign of weakness or negative traits due to his pride), Asmo (who always puts a LOT of effort into his looks) and Mammon (who also likes to keep his true thoughts & feelings to himself. I mean there has to be a reason why his bond with Beelzebub seems to be the strongest out of all his brothers, and I think that's partly because Beel doesn't try to alter the way he appears to others. Belphie admires and respects both of you for that reason. The fact that you two are just so true and honest with yourselves and others.

Asmodeus would spoil you without even fully realizing it. Like the moment he learns that you're into jewellery and shopping he'll just naturally drag you along? I don't think money is a problem for him either so he just buys everything he likes for the both of you. He'll probably be a bit hurt if you don't wear the very revealing outfits he chose for you because he just knows you'd look so good in them!? Though when he sees you wearing some of the jewellery he's gotten you he gets all giddy again. Also loves to pull your cheek because you're so CUTE ~

Guide - How to befriend Satan: Step 1: Have 11 cats living with you. Srsly that fact alone will catch his interest and he absolutely doesn't mind if your pets are the main subject of all your conversations. Send him those cat photos at 3 am in the morning, he's awake and ready. Also, if you ever decide to create a social media account for your furballs Satan will be their number one follower! He already remembers every single one of their names the first time you mention them.

Mammon: Big girls make Mammon go creamies ok? I'm just gonna leave it at that -

Beelzebub definitely had his experience with self-doubt and insecurieties considering he had to choose between the two most important people in his life and counts himself responsible for not being able to safe both of them. It scarred him for sure and his gluttony surely doesn't make things easier for him. His brothers are accustomed to his appetite but Beel's aware of the weird looks others often give him. He knows how suffocating it feels to doubt yourself so if you're having one of those days where your self-esteem isn't up to snuff, he wants you to know you aren't alone and isn't afraid to let you know that you're awesome just the way you are.

Also: Beel noticing you liking one of his shirts will mostly result in said shirt ending up in your wardrobe. "I don't need it, you can have it if you want." *big happy smile* You're his lil panda now and he's gonna protect you ok?

Just like Beel I feel like Lucifer is just as aware of your feelings and therefore admires your emotional strenght a lot. He also likes that you're usually quiet and don't cause a lot of ruckus.

Simeon: With this guy around you'll never feel left out. He'll always try to include you in conversations and shows genuine interest in your opinions. Half of the reason he does so is because wants to get to know humans better, the other half is because he's good at making feel people important and it doesn't sit right with him to see you being left out. He won't force you into conversation of course, but if he feels like you're being left out too much Simeon is very good at directing the right amount of attention towards you.

Luke: If you like sweets, cakes or any other kind of pastries Luke will be over the moon! He's been into baking for 300+ years but getting positive feedback from an actual human would definitely mean a lot to him. Don't compliment him too much on it or the amount of baked goods he'll shove your way will increase continuously.

Barbatos is quick to notice your attempt to get along with everyone, including people that are very different from you. Being Diavolo's right-hand man he definitely knows how to appreciate your efforts, since he's in a similar position where he has to get along with certain people, no matter how much disdain he may hold against them.

Last but not least I ship you the most with

Levi

Being an INFP you're naturally good at listening to others and this shut-in Otaku really needs someone to pay attention to him. He's very touch starved as well so if you can provide him with cuddles and affection that'd be much appreciated. Kudos if you don't mind staying inside his room all day long. It would definitely help a lot with his jealousy, since hanging around the others more than him will surely put him in a sour mood. He's quite the pessimist when it comes to himself so if you make him feel enough or even loved then that's already a huge achievement. After all Asmo also seems to enjoy being around you very much and the fact that you'd rather spend your time with some yucky Otaku instead of going outside to have fun with the others really takes him aback, in a good way though.

It also doesn't really matter how you want to spend your time with him, you don't even have to interact with him at all as long as you're both in the same room he's already happy. Feel free to watch TV when he's playing videogames or sleep in his bedtube. He's totally fine with you doing your own thing as long as you're near him.

All in all it would be such a chill and sweet relationship. Help I'm jealous

Instead of writing a scenario I decided to think of some conversations you two could have during one of your gaming sessions (I especially had Far Cry 4 in mind since you stated it as one of your favorite games! )

Levi: "Oi Normie, stop throwing stones at me." You: "Sry, I wasn't aiming for you!" You: *Throws another stone at him*

"Levi?" "Hnn?" "I think you pissed off the elephant." "I didn't, they're friendly." *One (1) very angry Elephant comes running towards you* "Levi I think I pissed off the elephant!!"

You: "Levi HELP! The skunk's trying to kill me!" Levi: "It's not a skunk, it's a honeybadger. You: "It's still trying to kill me though!" Levi (unimpressed): Kill it first then?" You: "I don't want to :( " Levi: *watches your character getting chased and killed by the feral animal* You: "Leviiiiiii !" Levi: *snickers*

Levi: *places landmines all over the enemies base strategically* You: *accidently steps one one, panics and sets off even more* Levi: *screams internally*

You: *gasps in awe* You: "Look Levi, there's a monkey!" Levi: *walks closer to your current location* Levi: "Kristen ...that's a person.

Bonus: You: *gets randomly attacked by an eagle and screams* Mammon: *walking past Levi's room* " ?! " You: *makes inaudible noises while trying to get rid of the bird * Mammon: "Oii Levi waddya doin' in there huh??" Levi: Q///Q

You're probably 80% of the reason you both die in this game but Levi wouldn't trade your company for anything else tbh. Playing any kind of singleplayer game just doesn't hold the same appeal after he gets used to your company and he also loves how invested you can get into videogames, no matter how good or bad you're at them. (In fact he probably prefers if your a little bit less skilled in videogames than he is cuz ya know jealous boi)

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I hope you like your matchup! I really had a lot of fun doing it ~

I currently have 13 more matchups to do the next ones will be for: jinxed-rose bishie-haven daughter--of--bellona