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"So, um . . . I don't need you to help me find a graphic designer for the brand anymore . . ."
#ts2#the sims 2'#ts2 gameplay#owlcreek#cwelsh#akiraodoyle#he just wanted people in airports to have good meals!#at a reasonable price!
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Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest
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brief.
early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost
#this section is called brief for ironic reasons because it is in fact very long <3#it only took us over 50 chapters to get here but here's your introduction to your main 'villains'#ale isn't usually this frowny but valeria brings out the worst in him#also ale and rudy are an established couple in this au#they have heavy married-for-decades domestic bliss vibes#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#rodolfo rudy parra#alejandro vargas#phillip graves#valeria garza#cod mw2#ghostsoap#monster 141 au#giragi art
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Doodles of the boy(s) cause I adore them so 🩷💙
(Fullscreen version of the screenshot redraw below!)
#x men 97#gambit#nightcrawler#remy lebeau#kurt wagner#x men the animated series#x men fanart#Gambit in a crop top makes me salivate#his hair is fucking HORRID#but i can fix it nw#a small price#for those hips#also#i cant be the only one who imagines kurt with fur right?#for some reason im like- convinced#so i did it#cause he give cat vibes#and i do what i WANT#theyre besties#in religious truama#i said so#my art
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“Good evening, gentlemen!” said the vampire. “Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come naturally to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder.”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
#quote#Terry Pratchett#Monstrous Regiment#Discworld#reasonably priced love and a hardboiled egg#current reading#current reading quotes#rose rereads#not out of void but out of chaos
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was feeling kinda down this morning so i drew max six times and that seemed to do the trick
#life is strange#lis#max caulfield#chloe price#life is strange 1#life is strange double exposure#<- tag i now need to go and blacklist because if i get spoilers for this game i stg#Something Will Happen#im SO excited#anyways i lied i actually drew the pool scene a week ago but didnt like it enough to post it alone#the five near identical maxes were all today though#sometimes you gotta draw the same character the same way over and over until you stop sulking for no reason#anyways i finished my lis 1 playthrough!!#was such a blast playing through it again#i forgot how much ep 5 FUCKS#i am still in my lis mood. evidently.
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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?
#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#green arrow#oliver queen#fake tweets#things I was not able to adequately convey in the format:#obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well#I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental#also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace#just in case it's ever relevant to a case#and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions#also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex#but it just didn't sound right to me#also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here#Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs#albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs#obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges#and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot:#the extremely tacky Twilight joke#anyway hope you enjoyed!
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not the only one who bites
bonus bcuz i like the last frame:
#yes u can set that as your pfp if you want just credit me#listen i know i forgot to add the hoodie strings at the first few panel but pretend their inside the hoodie for some reason#this was the wip i was talking about#decided to finish it today :3#Gaz: “I don't even want to know...”#Ghost's usually the one doing the biting but Price is also a biter#if he want to#:p#Ghost's gonna beg Price for a big chomp cuz he's a sick freak like that#anyways i am eepy so i will unfortunately sleep instead of doodling more#gummmyart#doodle#priceghost#ghostprice#simon ghost riley#simon riley#captain john price#john price#captain price#kyle gaz garrick
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I love how my camera goes from
This:
to this: (the next picture in my camera roll)
Edit: artist is @shkretart
#I love this so much#it's so funny to me for some reason#john price#john soap mactavish#captain john price#captain price#soap mactavish
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Breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink
Can't tell me this man wouldn't be OBSESSED with filling you up and teasing you about being filled with his babies 🤭
Without a doubt Price has a breeding kink!
It's an absolute given!
He daydreams about filling you up nice and good leading to your belly becoming round over time as stretch marks begin to develop on the side. Oh god, he'd adore those stretch marks. Kissing and licking them to quench all your doubts.
When you and John begin to try for a baby, he suddenly becomes hornier that usual. Getting hard over every little thing that you do as he thinks about making a baby with you being called 'dad' and you 'mum', he just can't help himself.
He fucks you nice and slow, taking his time to drag out your orgasm believing that you having a good orgasm will lead to conception. He makes you cum over and over again every single night and he always makes sure to fill up up every single round. He'd push the cum that seeps out back inside of your pussy with his fingers. He'd use a butt plug to make sure that nothing spills out. There is no way that he'll leave getting you pregnant up to chance.
#cod smut#john price smut#price x reader#john price x reader#john price#john price cod#tf141 smut#captain john#captain price#john price x you#captain price x reader#price x you#price x y/n#price smut#price cod#captain price x y/n#captain price smut#captain price x you#captain john price x you#captain john price smut#captain john price x reader#john price x y/n#cod x reader#cod john price#cod price#captain john price#tf 141 x reader#old man!price#ri's reasons
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do u know that even the size of the different size of vegetables at another country amazed me because from where i came from they are all smaller and scrawnier
#to remind u guys if u're thinking about something naughty stop right there; the different size of the food served is also surprising#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#ace trappola#deuce spade#twst yuu#twst mc#fanart#do westerners go to asian country feels like they are served dwarf's portion#because as an asian; it always feel like we are served giant's portion; not exaggerating bcs we can never finish it#understandable because westerners can grow so tall so they must need more energy to burn#it's like if we order food; we asians always have to have a tupperware to take leftover home#but the price of the food in all the food places is so expensive it's reasonable the portion is big#i might ignite if paying so much we only get rabbit portion#anyhow i am just thinking of this because of the briar valley's big horse post#i do love to think everything is bigger in briar valley#the trees are all so lushfull and majestic like they all have lived a thousand years already#and the vegetables all just grow happily and absorb so much nutrient from the soil they are so big also#i was thinking of drawing e pel too but the space#while to people who born in this country feels things like these are normal#the thought of being able to be born in such a country where the produce all looking so big and healthy is such a blessing to me#it almost feels like they take it for granted; but it's just what they are born to#i have a nephew who is SUPER picky & waste food so much#i am crying everytime#yes y'all have a lot of food and good life here but h e l p#i'm sure the climate also makes vegetables bigger#i think i heard in winter plants stock more nutrients in their produce as stock for spring & summer#that's why winter veggies are better & sweeter and all#my country's vegetables are scrawny because the heat evaporates everything
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debrief.
early access + nsfw on patreon
#soap is naturally more volatile leading up to a full moon but he just also dislikes feeling sidelined.#his previous teams were always pretty heavy on the offensive#(there's also a part of him that's annoyed at himself for still finding simon hot even when he's being a bit of a tosser#OH ALSO. im testing out a newer brush on this one#since for some reason my brain decided i hate how thick my lines usually look :3#captain john price#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#monster 141 au#simon ghost riley#giragi art
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idk the idea of Ghost being an absolute dog. rough, mean, downright cruel. treats you like a thing, he’s gross.
and Price being the opposite. like can’t imagine even asking you to lift a finger, full on princessification. buys you pretty things and brushes you hair for you. and them just never seeing eye to eye is making me CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYY
what's crazy is that they're both doing the same thing, just with wildly different approaches. and my (controversial) take on this is that Price is arguably worse than Ghost.
with Ghost, you pretty much know what you're getting into from the jump. no holds barred. he's not playing games. he wants you, he'll have you. end of. everything is laid out in stone before he even has to lift a finger to get you. you want out? run.
(but just. keep running. forever. because if he wants you, he'll never stop chasing you.)
but Price? you don't have to lift a finger because you can't. princess-ification, sure. but the sort that involves gilded cages. it's still a leash even if it's gold.
the end justifies the means, and that includes all things - even you. especially you. and once Price has you, you're stripped of everything that he doesn't like. put on a pedestal. your life wrapped around his finger. dependent on him for everything. he convinces you to quit your job, to move in with him (into a house that's just in his name). bends you until you break. moulds you into the thing he covets the most. there's no room for error here because one misstep and he can just. remove you.
and where would you go?
back to the friends he told you he didn't like? bad influences. or the ones he gave you that follow his every command? can you get a job in a city he has so much pull in? probably not when he has you blacklisted everywhere. the Price name holds a lot of weight and he has no qualms using his inherited power to ruin you.
he systematically dismantles your entire life and the wild thing is: you end up thanking him for it.
two sides of the same coin but at least Ghost is honest about how badly he's going to ruin you, y'know?
#in this “listen i ran outta addy but i promise you i'm FINE” essay i present to you the reason why if you see Price storming toward#with a ring in his hand#run#but also#id obv pick price because at least the cage is gold 😭
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"Boo."
Happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all who observe.
Like last year, I opted to do a redraw of an old drawing from 2020; a companion piece to my previous drawing, a redraw from 2019. Night Watch is a good context to revisit the past and look at how I've evolved.
Rise up!
#discworld#night watch#vetinari#lord vetinari#havelock vetinari#the glorious 25th of may#lilac day#the glorious republic of treacle mine road#all the little angels#justice truth freedom reasonably priced love and a hard-boiled egg#ankh-morpork#ankh-morpork city watch#terry pratchett#GNU Terry Pratchett#glorious 25th of may
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More minibatch adventure I need a full show maybe too XD
#star wars#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch fanart#tbb fanart#star wars fanart#I like them for once ^^#Trying to complain less in my tags haha#now time forrrrrr#my liffffffffffffe#I went back to the dentist today#I thought she would only deep clean my tooth and be done with it#NO#she actually reconstructed my broken teeth#I WASN'T READY TAT#me : hi#the doctor : ok sit down I'm gonna start by using a needle again to numb you#me: “the what”#It was scary all the way#me the whole time: “the bad batch had it worst you can do this”#BUT my teeth is saved now???#for a reasonable price?#bless#I'm just not ready for the two days without eating 'cause my mouth aches TAT#sight#at least I can drink#water#but still
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I bought my first subscription the other day and this was how I felt
#twitter liked this for some reason#my silly little doodle#ff#ffxiv#yes... 15 bucks is a small price to pay for my beloved Sesamito
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