#akiraodoyle

[moocha-muses]

"-so, um, I thought we could give a kitten to Lilo! I saw she'd put a cat condo in her apartment, you know. In advance."

"You're such a thoughtful brother, Kiki."

"It's super hot."

[moocha-muses]

"Ugh. That is the least convincing arterial gush I've ever seen."

[moocha-muses]

"I've always wanted to be an uncle. I think maybe I can hear a second heartbeat."

"Cool. So. What was the big surprise you called me over for?"

"Oh! Um. Well, Allegra just had kittens, and I thought you might want one, but you're obviously going to be so busy-"

"Whaaaat? No way, you can't offer me a kitten and take it back. Gimme."

[moocha-muses]

"Just look at you! Congratulations! Um. If you want them?"

"Yeah, I'll take 'em! I wasn't, like, super-planned or anything, but we're looking forward to it."

[moocha-muses]

"What do you think, Panda? More paprika?"'

[moocha-muses]

"-now that we finally have actual furniture. Yeah, Kiki, of course Emmett can come? Charlie, too, if he wants."

[moocha-muses]

"D-dad?"

"You were a toddler just y-yesterday!"

[moocha-muses]

[moocha-muses]

"Be good."

"Yes, dad."

"And call us if you, um, need anything. The twins are right down the street."

"I know, daddy."

"And, um, it's much colder here than at home, so you have to bundle up!"

[moocha-muses]

"Night, Kiki."

"Good night, Em."

"Love you."

"mmm. love you, too zzzz-"

i am literally the luckiest fucking sim in the world

[moocha-muses]

"Yo, babe, did you just check Chuck out?"

" . . . maybe."

"Aw, I'm not jealous, pumpkin. He's always extra hot after a workout. Wanna see me do some pushups?"

" . . . not right after you've eaten."

[moocha-muses]

"No, um, he's back at school. He's coming home for a dance tournament next weekend."

[moocha-muses]

"So, um . . . I don't need you to help me find a graphic designer for the brand anymore . . ."

[moocha-muses]

"We're getting old, kids. You know, I swore I'd only say this at your wedding, but I love you guys. Like, I didn't fucking plan to spend the next twenty years after graduation living about your garage-"

"Classic Uncle Joey."

"Emmett, I swear to Watcher, I will push you off this fucking roof. I was trying to have a moment, you asshole."

"Don't bully him, Em!"

"Sorry, pumpkin. Sorry about your moment, Chuck!"

"Besides, Chuck has that leather jacket, and he's never had to camp in the living room; don't you think he's more like Uncle Joey?"

"I take it back, I take everything back; I fucking hate you both."

"All right, chill out and pass the soap, Uncle Chuck."

[moocha-muses]

"'morning, Kiki . . . "

"Good morning."

". . . do you hear that? sounds like someone hitting a slab of beef . . ."

[moocha-muses]

*ring ring*

"Um, yeah, he's right here. I'll get him; he's just playing with the cat. Daddy! Phone. It's Mr. Bean."