#assistant lover

[johnnydany]

World's Okayest Assistant T-Shirt

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[christeli4]

Let's all admit that the November 2 is the 4th year of this wonderful rewrite by @fabuloustrash05 !

Here are all the sketches of Donnie and April's relationship from the season 1 when they started to get closer.

A new team name for them 💜💛

"Operation: break out"

It felt like even an ordinary hug always calmed him down. But at that time, he could count several times in his head how long he felt it had lasted long enough.

Or maybe he was just speechless from the hard weight of her hands on his neck.(?)

Fun fact: I decided that the colors around him would mean that he would have a spark instead of inserting banal hearts. This is most likely a new feeling of being needed by your best friend.

[waitingtobebroken]

As promised, the final instalment of the Kidnapping A Supreme Archangel For Fun And Profit series (where Duke of Hell Crowley keeps kidnapping Supreme Archangel Aziraphale so he can torture him with horrible, terrible things) will be here on Saturday!

Get ready for double the kidnappings, double the silliness and double the fluff, now that Kric and Agiel are finally talking... and discovering things about their bosses that they both didn't necessarily want to know!

A little teaser under the cut, since I realise I have made you wait quite some time for this 🤭

"Did they harm you?" the Duke of Hell growled, his teeth, human, inoffensive, flashing more threateningly than Agiel had ever seen them. "Did they dare touch you? I swear to Someone, angel, if they grazed even a curl on your head, I will bring them back to life just to kill them all over again."

His Holiness shifted. Horrified, Agiel assumed he had flinched, trying to get away from those poison-bright words dripping out of the demon's snarling maw. Before they were able to place exactly where they had seen His Divinity move like this.

Every time Agiel brought him a treat from Earth. Whenever the angel complimented his tie, or his hair, speaking their mind in a way they had always tried not to, but were quickly realising His Highness enjoyed immensely...

The Supreme Archangel had wiggled. Happily. Over threats spilling out of a demon's mouth.

Agiel had to sink their teeth into their lips to stop themself from gasping.

"Darling-" His Divinity tried again. The words quickly turning into another puff of air, as his head was tipped back. A thumb ghosting over his lips and- Agiel's head swivelled to the side, just in time to see the demon, still a polite distance away, pointedly turn away too.

Their gazes met. It was hard to tell that it had happened, when one of them didn't even have the eyes necessary for it. And yet, Agiel had felt it, that same buzzing in their very bones, as the demon sensed them at the same moment Agiel was looking at them.

"Ssslowly," the Duke of Hell hissed. "Rip them to pieces. Make them hurt."

[turtleblogatlast]

Do you ship any of the turtles with anyone? or do you ship anything in rise at all?

(This ended up being a lot longer an answer than I intended hoo boy sorry about that)

Hmmm, I’m not too big a shipper tbh! Especially since I really enjoy canon interactions backing my ships, so it’s hard for me to actively like any that don’t really have that going for them. There’s plenty that I see around that I think are cute, but that’s usually the extent of my thought process for them.

For ships I more actively have, I guess I like AprilxSunita! They’re very very cute and I think they have some huge meet cute energy in their first episode together, and their chemistry is genuinely adorable (plus them being featured means more April screentime which is ALWAYS a good thing.)

I also think AprilxCasey (and when I say Casey I mean our OG girl) is really good, as I’m a sucker for enemies to lovers, and I think they have a lot in common and just bounce off each other very well (not to mention this ship in other iterations of TMNT has a loooooot going for it.)

Keeping the chain going, I think RaphxCasey (again, OG Casey) is also one with a tonnnnn of potential. They have a lot of common characteristics, and considering Raph’s whole thing with Franken-Foot, I really think there’s a lot of room there for a relationship to develop. Plus, like AprilxCasey, Raph and Casey tend to have a close relationship throughout the iterations of TMNT and it would be great to see that more with these two, even if not romantically.

Actually going back to enemies to lovers, I unironically think there’s a ton going for DonniexKendra. I know a lot of people hate this ship, but I don’t and I actually think it could very easily work whether in a love-hate way or a slow burn way. There’s a lot to like here and honestly they’re good together! Kendra is legit Donnie’s type too haha (cute, but mean.)

Lastly, SplinterxDraxum is good…when done right. I really like when people take it and don’t undermine the very real trauma that Splinter has gone through. As I’ve stated a lot, I love me some enemies to lovers, so I can see the potential here. Plus lbr Draxum was down BAD for Lou Jitsu when he first saw him haha.

I think that’s the extent to what I actively like? Everything else usually falls into “aw cute” or “ehhh not for me thanks”. And before you ask YES leosagi is cute and I’ll read fics with it if the premise is appealing, but I’m afraid I need some canon interactions to establish base character dynamics before I actively ship it alas.😔 Super cute though, no hate to it or any of the other CanonxCharacter-they’ve-never-met ships, I genuinely think people should just have fun! And for what it’s worth I really do wish we got a Usagi and Leo interaction in Rise like we have in other iterations.:(

So yeah. Overall, I have a few ships I enjoy, but I fall much more in the “prefer to keep everyone to themselves and make the focus family and friendship” category.

[total-drama-brainrot]

World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):

After the gross kiss failed to stop Alejandro's flirting... Noah begs Duncan to convince Alejandro, that Noah is too dorky to date... but Duncan has an even better idea; make Alejandro jealous for fun!

(In this AU, Duncan and Courtney had broken up before Season 3, so Duncan isn't a cheater!)

Duncan: "Thanks for letting me return to the show, handsome.~" 😘

(Duncan kisses Assistant Noah's cheek.)

Alejandro: "Duncan, I will DESTROY you!" 😡

Noah: "I just want to be left alone!" 🙄

Wait hold on... hold on... this is just the premise of my favourite Dunnoah fic series but with an assistant Noah twist. And extra Alenoah flavouring. That's not to say I'm against the idea.

Though I can't really imagine Duncan ever committing himself to flirting with Noah unless the two had struck up a deal prior- Duncan's that specific brand of 2000s era bigoted where being seen as anything but straight is a social crime (despite the fact that Duncan is definitely a boykisser, just in denial), but he's also aware of just how much of a threat Alejandro is in the competition and the latino's huge obvious crush on Chris' personal assistant, so I think Duncan could push aside his own internal biases to at the very least propose a similar idea to Noah.

Really, it'd be beneficial for the both of them; Noah gets to subtly-not-so-subtly tell Alejandro to back off by responding to Duncan's advances but not his, and Duncan gets to rile up Alejandro enough to redivert his attention away from the competition itself thus increasing his own chances of winning. It's strategic, really, nothing more.

It's that line of logic that has Noah eventually conceding that, for all intents and purposes, it's a good plan. So he deigns to play along, at least for a little bit, just to get Alejandro off of his back.

And, canonically, they're both shown to be at least half-decent at flirting, so whatever displays they have planned to annoy Alejandro would be just convincing enough to really get under his skin. Especially since Alejandro's shown in canon to be the protective/possessive type (mostly in All-Stars, in how he reacts to José insulting Heather) and likely wouldn't take too kindly to Duncan swooping in on "his amor" or whatever Spanish nickname he'd substitute it with.

Which all eventually leads to the scenario you proposed; Duncan plants a wet one on Noah's cheek and Alejandro sees red.

Noah's already exhausted by default, but feels weariness seep into the marrow of his bones as a seething Alejandro glares poisonous daggers towards Duncan, who's committed enough to their little ruse to in turn shoot a wink and a pair of finger guns towards the assistant. Deciding that he isn't paid nearly enough to deal with the inevitable confrontation between the two idiots who've apparently taken an interest in him (Duncan's, of course, being a known ruse), Noah leaves to go and do his actual job.

...

And then, Alejandro confronts Duncan directly in the Economy cabin, claiming that he doesn't deserve to so much as look at Noah, and that he (Alejandro) was the one Noah kissed and therefore the object of his attraction so Duncan better lay off. This is news to the punk, and adds a whole new layer of complexity to their plan. And perhaps something he can later exploit to give himself a leg up in the competition.

But why does the idea of Noah kissing Alejandro make his chest tighten up with envy?

And then maybe Duncan finds the untamed passion of Alejandro's genuine fury kind of hot and he too enters the metaphorical boxing ring of feelings? Aledunnoah endgame? The intern server has been posting a lot of Aleduncan lately so letting those two get together (and with Noah in there too, as a bonus) just seems natural to my brain at this point.

[omomao]

FINDER FINDER FI

[sillie-strami]

3rd PaintAssistant post in a row?? (I think??)

[kutputli]

yeah ok so swifties will be cancelling lestat or whatever on twitter but i'm imagining some mega bollywood show happening in dubai and then there's pics of louis backstage in the vip lounge just chilling with AR Rahman, just two curly haired guys smiling at each other and probably talking about jazz influences on music or whatever. field of fucks given totally barren etc etc

[bigdreamsandwildthings]

I just love knowing I have so many new stories to dive into when I need them 🥰

[critical-quoter]

'You're not all bad, are you?' He looked offended. 'How dare you?'

Assistant to the Villain - Hannah Nicole Maehrer

[ibeewashere]

Thinking. Thinking about Danny Pudi in the arguement again. God he looks so fucking frazzled I just want to kiss him on the forehead and maybe just maybe the lips

[garciapimienta]

cubarsí haters never win

[megumi-fm]

hi i have been inactive for a while due to the chk chk boom. hope you understand.

[glitterghost]

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I came across this little guy's gofundme page. He sadly got bit by a poisonous snake twice. He's fighting for his life, requiring lots of treatment that's going to add up financially, with no promise of a positive outcome. Please read the info and consider donating anything you can, if possible. Or reblog and help this little guy by getting the word out to others that can help!

[officialpenisenvy]

they're doing some relay sport shit to that beautiful young man

[shxpeshifterr]