#asnwered ask

[kunishirou]

full offense ship names denoting who's on top and bottom are fucking stupid. they are the same fucking ship.

Full offense that ship names that denoting who's the top or bottom is NOT fucking stupid.

It's called "preferences" and you should respect it. That is why I'm actually upset whenever people tagged my neuvithesley post as wriollette, because they're not.

This is not about who is top or bottom in bed despite they're being the same characters. This is about the ship dynamic they're giving off, the characterization people wrote about them, and the vibe in overall. And I don't think people are stupid for having a fixed preference for who is top or bottom even now.

I understand that this might sound stupid especially to the western side of fandom (also maybe because of the cultural differences on how people view things), but mostly in Asian side of fandom, ship names that determine who is the top/bottom is very important. And if you want to explore more to Asian side of fandom or join them even, you need to at least respect their preferences and not just calling it "fucking stupid".

(no offense to the switch shippers because you guys are cool enough to be able to accept and respect everything, unlike me who have specific preferences and want to keep it that way)

[cool-person-yey]

doug eiffel??

hey I got one row! I have many thoughts about this guy as well.

[artzychic27]

Request that Nooroo is secretly giving Nathanial therapy without Nathanial’s knowing. He’s the Kwami of Emotions and has lived for thousands of years, he knows what to do.

Nooroo talking through Monarch: Deep down, I'm wondering if I'm doing this for the Wish anymore. Maybe I enjoy the rush of being a villain these days. Does that make me a terrible person?

Volpina: ... Uh... I... I'm new to Paris, so... I don't know. But... Look, you seem nice. I was ready to dropkick Scarlet Beetle off the face of the earth, but you calmed me down, so... Yeah, you're pretty cool.

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Nooroo talking through Monarch: Sometimes I wonder if I'm worthy of love anymore. Who's going to want to date me? Would my mother love me if she knew what I was doing?

Glitch: Hey, don't say that. You are worthy of love! And as for your mom, I'm sure she will continue to love you unconditionally if she were to ever find out.

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Nooroo talking through Monarch: I find it amazing that I'm so comfortable talking to my Akumas, but in real life, I suck at social interaction. How messed up is that? The people I'm turning into monsters are easy for me to talk to!

Ikati White: ... Want a hug before I cataclysm Paris?

[anime75]

What's your quirk?

Okay! I had taken it the wrong way but what you meant was MHA.

So I created a quirk for myself a long time ago and after a while of refining and fixing I came up with a quirk called Welf.

I know I know, it sounds little odd at first but hear me out.

the W and F at the beginning and end stands for Wolf, the basic I understand :p, its just a set of wolf ears . This part to me is important because it adds

It gives me agility

better hearing (witch I really don't have in reality)

Flexibility

Good sense of smell

ect...

2. and lastly the rest of the name makes it so that I can weld with my hands (Right hand) and I can use my other hand to add more metal like a welder does.

The old quirk I had given myself was wolf wing (only changes it by giving me wings and getting rid of the welding)

[writeblrcafe]

What does it mean to be a member? I'm new to tumblr.

Welcome to [tumblr] :-D

Thanks for your interest, we have a post explaining what it means to be a member and how to become a member here:

[daneesoro]

replies in your last post are not permitted so i wanted to slide in your ask box and tell you it was super delightful and funny to watch!! Loved it!!!!!!! Thank you for sharing, it was super fun to read the tags too <333

Aw shuckss I'm so glad you liked it!! 💞💞💖 ;___; actually forgot I had the replies disabled lol

[somethingblu3]

I can also see Elijah as the kind of man who doesn't often use petnames but if he's in a mood it's just like an angry, ‘Darling’ honestly same for Simon though - 💞

I honestly feel like I'm running out of nicknames at this point. How many times can I use darling and sweetheart? i feel like I need to be more creative.

[void-dude]

ok but he must be at least a little bit jealous!!!!!

Oh he's totally upset and jealous if he sees them being all lovey-dovey!

Tad really easily slips into old habits, so they just end up bickering! (Bill gets grounded by the end and it takes him an embarrassingly long time to realize that Tad, in fact, does not have that authority over him anymore)

Btw your art is just so hrghhh it's so fucking nice to look at I CAAAAAANT AAAA

[dumbasslesbi]

Self Love Game

We're all cool as ice, but we don't always recognize it, so send this to 5 people you think are as awesome as it comes and let them say 5 things they think are neat about themselves 💛😎

Oh shit I actually got sent one of these lmao

Okay without sound narcissistic I hope lmao

I'm pretty loyal when it comes to friends n stuff :)

2. My creativity, like I feel I flow easy into different media types whether is be music, art, videos, etc

3. My ability to talk n make friends, I feel like I have a big amount of friends which I'm really greatful for

4. How I remember the stupidest and most unnecessary stuff

5. Idk being a lesbian is pretty neat lol

[yellowymellon]

EXCUSE ME WHAT??? HALOVIANS DONT HAVE A HALO IRL???

Edit: so you're telling me Sunday had the ena halo before he even joined the order? His fate is truly predetermined

[artinvain]

begging on my hands and knees 4 some alpha abby

thank you because me too. men, minors, ageless and blank blogs dni or follow!!!!

alpha!abby x omega!reader

cw: alpha abby, abo verse, masturbation, breeding kink, pregnancy kink, daddy kink,

your body is thrumming, blood running too fast and too hot through your veins. you can feel the ache in your belly, stretching out and aching to be filled to be stretched and bred.

you'd nested and prepared yourself with warmth and abby's scent surrounds you, her warm sweaters bushing soft against your skin. you groan out, whining as you press a vibrator to your clit, bucking your hips and jerking as you cum, your overly sensitive bud twitching.

"abby please," you yelp, fingers sinking into your swollen pussy as you reach for your phone and dial abby's number again and it goes to voicemail again. you cry out in frustration about to reach for a dildo when your bedroom door creaks open.

abby steps into the room and her scent permeates your senses, back arching and nipples hardening as she approaches, shedding her clothes and murmuring sweet nothings as she clamber into your nest.

"it's okay baby," abby moans at the sight of your pussy open and glistening on display for her. "my sweet omega," abby bends herself over you, kissing your face and cheeks and mouth. tasting your moans as she sucks your tongue into her mouth and reaches down to rub at your wet clit.

"please, please i need you inside," you whine out as abby sinks her fingers into you, "you're so fucking wet honey, oh fuck is this all for me?"

"all for you alpha," you gulp, "just to take your cock," you whine as abby's fingers curl into your gspot and uses her thumb to rub over you clit until you're shaking.

abby grunts as you start to leak down her wrist, "just cum for me honey, i'll make you feel good yeah? I'll take care of you," she kisses your open mouth as you cum, gripping her bicep and biting down on her shoulder.

wordlessly abby kisses down your neck, her hands coming up to play with your sensitive nipples. abby squeezes and twists your nipples, your skin prickly as abby sucks and makes marks on your mating gland, your eyes go hot white with pleasure as you cum, heat spreading from your belly and coursing through your veins. "god you're so fucking needy, cumming when i haven't even touched you?"

"so - need you inside daddy - please," you mumble as abby shifts her sweats down and eases her cock into you, watching you eyes roll back as she sinks in. you moan loudly as abby's hips press against yours and she groans with you at the pressure of you hot and wet around her.

"good girl, omega. such a good girl for me," abby groans, her hips moving of their own accord as she holds you close, and your nails scratch down her back. "oh god you feel so good baby," abby slurs, drunk on your pussy and the moans you make as she fucks into you.

"want your cum inside, please please," you moan, you feel like you'll explode without it. her hot cum seeping into you - "want you to get me pregnant," you moan and abby's body shudders, freezing as her hips snap into you and she cums whimpering "oh baby, god you feel good, that's it fuck," she groans biting down on your shoulder, her eyes rolling back.

abby's hips don't stop moving and you cum, the feeling of her cum spilling into you sending you over the edge, "oh fuck, god i wanna see you all swollen with my baby," abby moans as she starts to buck her hips with new vigour.

"oh my god, yeah - please wanna be so full of you - abby," you whine as she reaches down to rub your clit and your back arches as she spears into your gspot and you quiver with another orgasm, your eyes squeezing shut as you cum with a yell of her name.

abby groans and turns you over, her cock slipping back into you, "god you're so fucking easy, just begging for my cock yeah?" abby moans, pulling your hips back into her.

"yes! yes daddy, just for you -- need you please,"

"m'right here baby," abby presses her hand in between your shoulders and starts to fuck harder into you.

"wanna fill you, see your tits all big and leaky for me," abby whines, the feeling of her knot making her so sensitive. you grip the sheets so hard your palms hurt but you're so overridden with pleasure, all you can feel is the delicious stretch and grind of abby's cock inside you.

"fuck, m'gonna cum baby, fill you with my knot -- shit want you to cum with me," she moans, and you groan low, cumming and squirting onto the sheets below you as she stuff you full with her knot and collapses on top of you.

😘🏷️ @lesbian-useless @sexysapphicshopowner @iamaboringrattat @lavendersgirl @bimboprincezz @emiliabby

[cool-person-yey]

Regarding your phone lock screen art choices - who’s William Clarke? What’s he from

He is the protagonist from 'Who's Lila?' an absolutely phenomenal game that I can't put into words just how amazing it is. Will is such a guy.

this guy right here could tho so you should check his video essay out— it's great I swear.

[simp-ly-writes]

Love is Blind

─────── · · A Smosh FanFic

Pairing: Spencer Agnew x gn!Reader

─ · · SUMMARY: Smosh Games is making another title in the smash hit board game series, love is blind, but is it all fun and games- or will you actually end up winning something worth a lot more?

─ · · TAGS: gender-neutral pronouns, super tooth-rotting fluff, part social media au, suggestive themes, attempt at humour, a bit chaotic but the vibes are there.

─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | WORDCOUNT: 1,570

─ · · A/N: let us all thank the anon that sent this request it! 😊

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"Hello everyone and welcome to the Smosh Games channel today we will be finding out is definitively, is love truly blind? And as you can all see, I am joined here with (name), Amanda, Arasha, Olivia, Spencer, Chance, and Trevor for the first time in this shows history!" Angela introduces the viewer as you all way and cheer for Trevor who hides behind his wine glass with a playful smile.

"How are we all feeling today?" Angela asks the table and Amanda leads first. "Heyyyy, My names Amanda I'm 25 and my friends told me to come on this show. I ummmm, am from New York, yaaa! And I love to party, I work as a marketing assistant!"

"Hi, I'm Olivia, 44, I was told we win money on this show-?" Amanda leans over whispering a loud no, and you laugh as her shoulder drop. "Well, I was going to be on this show to win but now I'm just here for the drama and if I find love, great, whatever- I work as a scientist, can make more money."

"Hello, Name's Trevor and I work in digital media, I-uh am 20-something and love to cook!"

"Its Arasha and I am 20, this is being filmed and Europe so don't you dare take this glass away from me! I work in Digital media as well and if my first date is a walk on the beach, just know that there won't be a second date, m-kay?"

"Sup, I'm straight-Chance and you all have no-chance if I'm the other one in a love triangle. I am 22 and work as an actor, catch me in films you never knew about!"

"I'm Angela, 50, sales, have been divorced thrice and am looking for my fourth special-someone."

"Ummm, hi? I'm (name) i'm (age), and work also in Digital Media. I-uh love table-top games and yeah"

"Hi, I'm Spencer, 33, and also love table-top gaming..." You and Spencer both look at one another with a smile before looking towards Angela as she quickly goes over the rules and the game commences.

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Early on, you were not matching with anyone and that was making you nervous. Sure it was a silly game in all but you were competitive nonetheless and seeing as Olivia, Amanda, and Chance all had multiple connections while you had one and nearly a half, you knew that your odds didn't look great.

"Okay!" it was your turn to read out a question card. "For a date I would: A. Rather stay inside, B. Go out to Dinner. C. Go for a Walk-"

"Fuck the walk," Olivia slammed her card down before you could even show your decision, the cast erupted with laughter as you didn't bat an eyelash and turned over your card. "I said A. Stay Inside. I was thinking we could have a movie night at home or just order in. More intimate that way," you explain. Suddenly feeling the reality of the game come to life as you nervously waited on your peers answers.

"the results are in and only one A... hm" you commented, checking it off on your card with a small from. This unknown person was really running away with your scorecard, only one more point and you could propose- potentially winning the game. It was time to lock it in.

Round after round, question after question, you and this person were connecting effortlessly, it even had you questioning if you had both broken the game by how in-sync your answers were. So much so that the other members of cast started wiggling their eyebrows in your direction as your cheeks warmed.

"Okay guys! Its only just a game but a game I do intend to win!"

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So focused on creating a strategy to match your unknown match, you were none the wiser to Angela calling out your name multiple times.

"C'mon you are sounding like my ex-wives, never listening to me. Please stand up, I have something to say, no one else is playing the purple character" Angela yelled across the table, pointing in your face as you held your hands up and walked around to stand in front of the table.

"(name), even though we both have not known one another for long, I have fallen so in love with you. More in love than my other two, or was it three wives? and however many children I father... just know that I want to have you be mine. Please marry me?" Angelas voice cracks near the end, she conceals her laughter by biting her shoulder as you bring up your hands to your mouth to do the same.

Your eyes are clouding in tears before you burst out in laughter and say no, watching as she collapses to her side and bellows out dramatic cries before standing back up and asking Olivia to come over, they both end up getting engaged.

"I would actually like to call someone forward. If the blue character could greet me at the front, please." And to your shock (and internal horror yet delight), Spencer steps forwards, your eyes wide as saucers as he smiles at you. Forgetting what to do Spencer looks down, reminding you to propose much to everyones enjoyment and your embarrassment as Tommy shouts out from behind the camera, "Could love truly be blind???"

"Shut-up, please! Spencer, I-uh. Well we have connected a lot over this game, we see eye-to-eye and have formed a meaningful connection over these hours that have felt like years. I never knew someone could match my freak, so to speak and would you do me the honour of marrying me?" you take the ring out of your back pocket, presenting it to Spencer who appears to have the blush of his own.

You both stand their still in that moment, forgetting the cast, crew, and cameras, "yes, I do- I mean yes I will marry you." Standing up to place the ring on his finger, you both hug and hold each other for a moment too long for what should be a cut scene before taking to your seats.

In all honesty, you both forget that you are still holding each others hands after the cut-scene and it carries through to the end of the game.

─────── · ·

The drama continues yet for you and Spencer, it was smooth sailing as you both did not go out looking for a 'better connection' and end up making it to your wedding day. you keep having to remind yourself that this is a mere fantasy, a game but it feels too real as Spencer takes your hands in his own, smiling and whispering jokes for only you to hear as Tommy reads out your vows.

"And do you, Spencer, take (name) to be your lawfully wedded spouse? In sickness and in health? For richer or poorer? For both as long as you shall live always?"

"yes, I do," Spencer says, placing the ring on your finger, bringing it up to his face for a kiss as your face heats up more than it has all game. "And (name) do you take Spencer to be your lawfully wedded spouse? In sickness and in health? For richer or poorer? For both as long as you shall live always?"

"I do." And the cast and crew all stand and cheer as in that moment you both debate on kissing one another. "Are you playing?-"

"Never," Spencer eases your worries, "could I kiss you?" he asks in a soft tone, wanting to cherish the moment you both know to be real.

"Yes, please." And then his lips are on your own, the world silenced yet again, his had cupping your cheek as you lean into his touch.

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When the cameras cut, your lips still tingling and your face set with an unmoving smile that Spencer mirrors. You two are the only ones left on the set as Spencer leans against the table, "I know this seems a bit weird considering that we're married-" you laugh before asking him to continue with hopeful eyes as he reaches out to hold your hand, you accept, fingers intertwining.

"Would you want to go out sometime?"

"Yes, I would really like that."

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🔔 Spennser just posted, check it out!

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spennser first date and just married, quite the day! w/@.yourusername

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yourusername you forgot engaged too*

↳ spennser sorry my bad 😞

username24 if you two didn't end up going out after THAT episode, I would believe that love is dead, not blind... or well maybe both idk

Ianhecox this post is doing numbers, please make more videos together, we need these profit margins 🙏

co_mill you two are so cute, can't wait for when you actually get married! 🥹

↳ spennser who says that that wedding was fake? 🤨 ↳ co_mill no, you are correct. I have no idea what I was saying earlier, beautiful ceremony, now can I have your spouse? ↳ spennser no ❤️

username88 no @.username01 comments?? What in the world is happening here??

trevorevarts cograts, cograts, congrats, and congrats (I think I got them all?)

anthonypadilla I leave smosh again for one day to go to the doctors and now another pair of you are getting married, wtf?

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─ · · SPENCER AGNEW TAGLIST: @lisiliely @missflufffanfics @little-stitious-studios @thejourneyneverendsx @sibsteria @lizzylynch1 @babble2 @delaneyburghardt @thevintagefangirl @uniquely-haunting @maricarorp @sarahskywalker-amidala

[yayan-dmenace]

HELLO GOOD PERSON, CAN U MAKE ROXXANNE X KILLER?! HEHEHEHEHEHE (runs away)

Lol I really ship em TEHEHHE (couldn’t finish this while in school 😵‍💫) @itsxroxannex (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[ask--invaderzim]

How to speak Irken? I've tried writing it and even looking up ASL (American Sign Language) for Irken, but I forgot it all! <=(

[autumnteawithfriends]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

Bro WHAT

Like, I don’t even watch anime and the only one I have grounds to talk about is Miles and Phoenix. But this is complete BS

Stolitz is literally based around rape. Stolas enacts Quid Pro Quid on Blitz and constantly fetishizes him. They have a power dynamic (which SHOULDNT be a thing in healthy relationships) and Stolas overall a vile cunt Viv wants us to like, but doesn’t put effort into that happening organically

Stolitz shouldn’t even be Top 10, it sucks ass and it’s only there because Fujoshis and Viv bootlickers were like “OMG STOLITZ SO CUTE, BLITZ SUCKS! WHY WONT HE REALIZE THAT STOLAS IS TRYING HIS BEST”

Anyways the rest of the ships should burn Stolitz to the ground, the ship sucks ass