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opened tumblr on desktop after a while and what the fuck

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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

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Sorry I [SEXUAL SOUND] when you [PHYSICAL VIOLENCE]'d me, do you still want to [RELATIONSHIP]?

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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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Horror podcast enjoyers when they see an already miserable male main character forced to witness the horrors

(I just found this image on pinterest. who is this man and why is he so happy)

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Build a guy (his name is Matt if you even care)

Head

Eyes

Neck

Arms

Hands

Tits (+ chest)

Stomach + waist

Hips

Legs

Cock

Balls

Feet

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Have you ever taken the wrong medication?

Yes/no

Brought to you by me accidentally taking my stimulant instead of my migraine breaker

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love to cut things open with the knife towards my hands. surely nothing bad will happen

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Ok this might be a bit of a weird question but I keep arguing with my mom and sis about this so I need y'all to answer this

[For context my mom and sis keep telling me I shower for too long but my showers are usually 45 minutes to an hour]

(edit: *your showers not you showers)

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The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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if nintendo wants me to pay eighty of god's own dollars for a video game it better blow the cock clean off my torso. if nintendo expects me to drop eighty big ones to play the new mario kart bowser better step out of the screen and fuck me so hard as to turn every bone south of my eighth vertebrae into a fine powder. i need to be made into the worlds wettest sandbag from the waist down to justify that eighty dollar price tag