#asmo ramble

[asmodeus-682]

Not my usual post type but imagine a Kung Fu Panda AU but it's one of those human high school AUs

The Furious 5 are a group of friends who all attend the same martial arts club outside of school (run by Shifu ofc) and Po is a new member of the group after his dads encouraged him to do it so he could improve his confidence.

When in school however; Crane and Viper are in the same dance club, Tigress and Mantis are part of the student Council meanwhile Monkey isn't in an after school club but often stays behind after school on Fridays to help the cleaning staff out

Kai, Tai Lung and Shen are a group of friends, your average bully group if anything. Though each one is different in their method of bullying and why they act like that

Kai being the oldest and skilled in a few different forms of martial arts likes picking on others who are more weaker than him to boost his own ego due to being scared of being seen as too soft by his two friends

Tai Lung used to be bullied before he transferred to Jade High (what I'm calling the high school in this nonsensical au) and to avoid it happening again he became a bully, eventually teaming up with Kai. Much to his family's disapproval and disappointment (his family being Shifu and Tigress)

Lastly is Shen, the rich (nepo-baby) of the group, he is vain and likes making rude comments about people's looks. But he will also be physical whrn bullying someone. Think like Regina George from mean girls mixed with Hoshiko Mizudori from Yandere Simulator (I hate that game but she's the only one I can think of that fits Shen for this). Along with this he often gets away with it more due to his parents funding the school during big events.

As for the Chameleon from Kung Fu Panda 4 she's like the stereotypical pick-me who thinks she's part of Kai's squad just bc she's also a bully, though none of those 3 dudes even know she exists

If I actually decide to make more for this I'll probably try making designs for each character and/or short stories on Tumblr based off this au.

[asmodeus-682]

EXACTLY!!!

I think salty adults and Bayverse fanatics are forgetting Transformers started out as a TOY FRANCHISE for predominately CHILDREN to play with! Like- it started out as a franchise mostly for children when the first show came out. I think the IDW comics was more mature in storylines and whatnot but still! The shows were predominantly targeted for kids, like Mlp was. It just garnered older audiences just like mlp did.

Just because Micheal Bay decided to make the movies he directed be more adult and human-focused doesn't mean every new continuity should be. For adults who can't handle something being funny. If they wanna watch smth like that- they could watch the bayverse ones.

Transformers One is made for fans that most likely felt robbed by the bay movies because this one focuses on the actual bots not human characters who in all seriousness probably could've not been there and the films' storylines would make sense.

Transformers One positivity

Who in this fandom is being negative about the Transformers One trailer? I'm hearing that some people are being negative but I haven't looked around. What is there to even be seriously negative about?

With an animated Transformers movie coming out, the first in threatres without humans in it, this is a dream come true for many of us. It also re-imagined old characters to freshen up the franchise instead of it being stale and same old. The movie looks like it has a good plot, secrets to uncover, and frightening Quintessons to fight. I think we'll get new ideas for how Cybertron can look and we even have a new animal already. It's so valuable for our fandom. Whoever is behind this movie seemed to really be trying to make something fun and interesting instead of robots smashing things.

Yeah it won't be a gritty adult movie, but it's still going to be fresh and vital for our fandom. It will probably attract many new people too. If the movie does well, people might think of making more Transformers animated movies.

So who the f is out there trying to crush this?

[l3viat8an]

Do you ever think about demons being a little confused about what gifts humans do and don’t like during ‘courting / courtship’ say MC LOVES getting jewelry (fairly standard counting gift across worlds) but when one of the demons gifts them a beautiful set of REAL still a little bloody eyeballs they scream and that’s just so confusing for the poor demons. 

YESYESYES!!!

CW: Gore mentioned (cuz like bloody eyeballs)

Especially Asmo and Mammon- but I’m gonna focus on Asmo for this <3

He always wants you to have the best of the best!!! He’s always gifting you the best jewelry, lovely new outfits, anything he thinks you’ll like he gives you in the hopes that you’ll understand just how much he cares for you. How often he’s thinking about you and what you like.

So when he overheard you telling another demon in class that his eyes are ‘such a beautiful color!’ well…..it’s only natural that he gets them for you!!!

Surely you’ll love them!!! Asmo takes extra care to clean the blood off the eyeballs, before he puts them in a adorable little pink gift box and leaves it on your bed, right where he always leaves your little gifts <3

You’ll love it!!! He can’t wait to hear you gushing about your new gift later!!! What he doesn’t expect is to hear you screaming, calling for whichever demon is closest to get them out of your room- why????

He put so much care into getting them for you!! he runs to your room and sees Beel taking the box away from you, telling you not to worry about it, he’ll take it away and Asmo wants to cry- what did he do wrong??? they really were beautiful eyes- you should love them!!!

Beautiful jewelry and clothes are fine but an even more thoughtful and important gift, he had to rip out himself isn’t??? It doesn’t make sense!!!

Why do humans have to be so damned confusing???

[joltedfox-06]

Has anyone made this yet?

[twink-between-worlds]

sibling bonding activity

“I won’t judge you for liking your counterpart, Legend. I…”Four pauses, and Legend raises a brow at the smaller while they chew on their words. “I’m no hypocrite.” “Ah?” “My boyfriend. I’ve told you about him. Shadow? He is, in all technicality, my counterpart. He looks almost just like me, with minor differences—like you and Ravio. Except, I hope Ravio hasn’t tried to kill you or take over the kingdom.” “He couldn’t do that if he really wanted to. Did…did Shadow—” “Yeah.” Legend blinks. “Fuck.” Four breathes out a laugh. “Yeah.” “You’re fucked up,”Legend decides with a snort. “You were into him trying to kill you? Seriously?” “He was really funny when doing it, okay? How could I resist a dork who’s that bad at murder?”Four huffs. And if they thought that would convince Legend that they’re sane, they were mistaken.

[solomiracle]

Nightbringer 24-11

Not to be a Solomon stan during Asmo's arc, but goddamn dude...

For context, Asmo's being taken over by his sin of lust, which has clouded his mind and made his charm ability stronger than before. He's now charming his brothers to act like his servants, and this is Solomon's reaction to it after being asked by MC for help. While he does care, he's clearly having fun right now.

This happens after Satan and Belphie whisper to MC to run, lest they fall under Asmo's charm as well. His lust and vanity has made him so blind that he's started to turn on MC.

And this is Solomon's reaction.

The second MC is insulted, Solomon takes things seriously. We already knew this, but combined with the iconic "And you think I'm not?" scene with Belphie in Lesson 11, Solomon won't stand to see his apprentice harmed in any way.

[alexxncl]

masterlist | drabbles/hcs

so we all know the boys have familiars, right? idk if i'm blanking ot stupid or just don't remember, but i literally don't know what more than half of them are 😭

lucifer has peacocks ?

mammon has his crows

levi has lotan...i think

satan ??

asmo ???

beel has flies ig ????

is belphie's a cow ?????

like was this ever mentioned bc i feel like i'm losing my mind

ok but imagine a big ass peacock following you around in the human realm, but you're the only one who can see it bc of your pact with lucifer. like you're out with your friends, and then the bitch pops up out of nowhere and you have to act like nothing's happening

mammon's crows would always find a way to perch up on your shoulder or your forearm or your head. you'd wake up to them standing on your nose or your chest with a little note or smth. and mammon wouldn't even have to tell the crows to follow you, they'd do it on their own bc they love you like he does and they hate seeing their demon's favorite human being lonely

lotan...terrifying in theory. but i feel like he's just a big puppy idk. just give him treats and a note for levi and he'll cooperate. there should be some kind of spell to make him portable so he could follow you around like a tiny snake, or erap himself around your shoulders or arms or smth

maybe satan has a bird too? he's technically very intertwined with lucifer given the circumstances of his birth (are the feathers on his boa from the wings lucifer ripped off??? more on this here)

maybe asmo's is a snake. yk how the serpent tempted adam and eve or whatever. temptation and lust go hand in hand, i think it'd be interesting if his familiar had some kind if symbolic attachment to lust or temptation. what other animals could it be??

accidentally swatting one of beel's flies without realizing and seriously injuring it (idk i feel like they cant die easily) and then beel being all sad when you come back like "i just wanted to make sure you were ok 🥺"

but a cow ??? i feel like that'd be more annoying than anything 😭 getting whipped with its tail on accident and your friends looking at you like you're insane for flinching and jumping out of nowhere. or waking up to the thing mooing in your face

UPDATE i now know satan's familiar is a unicorn and asmo's is a scorpion

a unicorn following you around would be hilarious but also surreal ??? like imagine almost being late to work or an appointment and then satan's unicorn pops up out of nowhere and just flies you to your job sndhdjdhh

idk about y'all but the idea of scorpions scare me...i feel like asmo's would be cute tho. like a tiny, bright pink scorpion with a bedazzled tail that protects you from creeps whenever you're out partying or bar hopping with your friends. it'll stab them with its tail and the weirdo will leave you alone

[akanesheep]

Their favorite places to kiss you: (mildly nsfw)

**This is just for fun, don’t think too seriously about it. We all know our boys adore every part of us, and cover us in kisses of love, adoration, and lust all the time, but I like to think they might have some sort of preference like this. Whether it be a greeting, a comfort, or more needy pursuits, they seek these parts of you out. **

Lucifer: the inside of your wrist, he knows how sensitive it is there, and loves the shiver of delight he feels moving through you when his lips touch your soft skin.

(Close second, your forehead)

Mammon: your lips call to him, it’s the most direct course of action after all.

(Second choice, the tip of our nose, he finds it adorable)

Levi: kissing up your leg, starting from your foot. He’s all yours and he surrenders all to you. (More innocently, he give you a shy kiss on the cheek as you game together)

Satan: your collarbone. So soft, so subtle, but so intimate….(second choice? Your fingertips)

Asmodeus: your inner thigh, of course! Asmo knows all the most sensitive places he can kiss you, but this one makes you fidget this most. (Close second: just above your pubis)

Beelzebub: he rains soft kisses down your stomach, aside from the tastiest part of you a bit further down, this is the part of you he loves the most. I don’t think I need to specify a ‘second choice’ ;3

Belphie: the back of your neck. You will feel dozens of soft gentle kisses all night long with your demon of sloth.. and when he isn’t being the big spoon, he’ll roll over and plant soft kisses on your chest.

Barbatos: the back of your hand is the proper thing to do… at least where prying eyes are around. Then it’s in between your shoulders.

Diavolo: your neck, just below the ear…. That’s his favorite starting place. (Close second is over your heart)

Simeon: the palm of your hand. After all, naughty or nice, everything you do starts with your hands, from the moment you wake, until you fall asleep. (Close second is your eyelids)

Solomon: your forehead. He loves your wit and intelligence, your forehead is the closest way to show his appreciation for what he feels is your most alluring quality. (Close second is your earlobe)

[da-shrimping-station]

Love how we're all down for freaky deaky kinks and philias for the devils but bad hygiene? No thank you!!!

Unexpected solidarity thanks to the one and only King of Lust.

Babe you're hot af but I'm gonna have to put you in the wash before we do anything.

[misc-obeyme]

Thinking about a human world au again…

If Beel is a farmer, he has a lot of property out in some rural area, right? A place with almost no light pollution…

So Belphie’s an astronomer & lives in an observatory on Beel’s property, sleeping all day & looking up at the sky all night. He’s up on all the latest research in astrophysics, but doesn’t actively contribute himself. He discovered a small planet & he’s famous in the community for this. Gets regular grants from the local university so he can continue his “research.” Nobody bothers to look too deeply into whether or not he’s actually doing anything with it. They like to give it to him because it makes them look good. But also… Satan is a professor at the university & all he has to do is look menacingly at the grant people to keep Belphie getting those funds.

Belphie spends a lot of time with Beel (obviously) & especially loves to take naps with the dairy cows in the fields or in the barn.

Every once in a while, he’ll attend some university conference usually because Satan drags him to them.

I want Satan to have dark academia vibes, so he gets to be a professor. Of… something. History maybe? Something where he has to spend a lot of time with books. Lots of books.

Now while they all live in the same city/area, I think Satan & Asmo have their own place together near the university. I just like the idea of them being roomies.

They have multiple cats. Any time Satan brings home too many strays, Asmo gathers some of them up & brings them to Beel’s farm. Satan doesn’t mind cause he knows they’ll be looked after & he can go visit them whenever he likes.

Satan also dabbles in rare book dealing & has a shady network of rare booksellers.

[the-banished-one]

LoD kitties AU, because cats are cute, and catti-brie has orange cat energy

if youre wondering about guen:

shes the same size as always

[asmodeus-682]

Smol message

I won't be online tomorrow as I'll be at Megacon for most of the day, however if possible I will post about my experience afterwards be that once I'm home or the Sunday afterwards

[mammon-s]

Irl picture of me killing Asmo haters

[l3viat8an]

Erm. Perv!Asmo? What about Angst!Asmo? Allow me to elaborate.

Mc will age and Mc will die, that's something all brothers have to accept.. and to asmo that's absolutely soul crushing because he loves your scent! so he clings to your half empty perfume bottles and whenever his heart aches too much he'll apply it on himself but never more than once and that's also awful because it never lasts as long as he wishes it did— even tho he loves the perfumes and the scent that reminds him of you he won't buy new ones because it's not only about the smell but the fact they were YOURS, the bottle you two bought together, the same ones you wore to your dates..

- 🍋

Ahahahaha…. 😭😭😭😭

🍋!!! you’re hurting my poor heart over here 😭

Asmo’s so careful with the bottle too- one time he almost dropped it and he cried for hours. He knows he has all his memories and other things that used to be yours, not to mention the photo albums full of pics of the two of you together, but the perfume is precious. Completely special in its own way.

Another time Mammon randomly grabbed your perfume and was about to use some when Asmo grabbed his wrist so hard he almost broke it, which is saying a lot. Gingerly taking the bottle back from Mammon, Asmo doesn’t even explain he just yells at Mammon to get out.

(In Mammon’s defense- he didn’t know that was your perfume, he really was just trying to mess with Asmo by using his stuff. Brothers yk 🙄)

Another time Asmo came home drunk and all he wanted to do was crawl into your arms. Well of course he can’t do that anymore- so he grabs the little bottle off his nightstand (because of course your perfume stays right by his bed.) and he sprays it all over his bed and himself. Usually he’d never use so much at once but right now he needs you!! and now that you’re gone this is the closest he can get…

In the morning he feels so happy just before he opens his eyes, it really feels like you’re in bed with him again! Ahh~ it’s been so long, sweetheart he’s missed you so much! but the sweet dream is gone the second Asmo opens his eyes and then he’s mad at himself for being so careless with something so precious...

[ryminsteddiesashanne]

I think Asmo would be genuinely afraid of serious intimate situations

Another thing is I like to imagine his sin is subconscious and that he often doesn't know what he's saying sounds sexual

So like times when it sounds like he finds his brothers attractive is literally just him trying to build them up

[obey-me-headquarters]

So, I have this particular kink that is kinda odd (shocking, I know lol), which can basically be summed up by "taking care of the sub". Especially with things that the sub is capable of doing themselves, but is either too dumb or can't do it *right*, or the dom just does it for them.

Like bathing someone, picking out their clothing, ordering for them at restaurants, etc.

It's less about the control aspect (while I do like that) and more of the act of taking care of someone. The gentle and softness aspect is something I really enjoy.

But I have a more... extreme version of this kink. It still focuses on the gentle care, but instead of taking of someone, the sub is an object. Like a precious collectible or something rare and expensive. Something that needs to be handled delicately and with care. The sub is still no more than a *thing*, but a valuable thing.

Now imagine this kink with one of the brothers. I think Mammon would very much enjoy this kind of play, especially when you show him off. Imagine having him sitting in your lap completely naked, his legs being held apart by your thighs as you talk over him. There's a few dozen demons standing around the luscious club, and a sizeable group is gathered around the couch you and your precious are sitting in.

You address the crowd of demons, bragging about your latest prize, showing all of Mammon's weak points like an appraiser would. You run your hands over his nipples, commenting about how lucky you are for finding something that is reactive as Mammon moans. Your other hand wrapped around his dick and gave it a few strokes.

One of the bolder demons asked if they could touch your treasure, but you state that it is way too delicate, and only professionals like yourself can safely touch it. All of Mammon's moans, groans, and begs for more fall on deaf ears as you and the other patrons discuss him like he's not even there.

I feel like Asmo would also really, really enjoy scenes like this. Being treated like a precious jewel? Of course, he would love that, lol. And he especially wants you to show him off. Would even rent out big venues and have you play with him on stage. But I feel like he would also like to do these scenes when it's just the two of you. There's something special about hearing how precious and beautiful he is as you play with him in your own bed.

Lucifer is also someone who would love, but also kinda hate these scenes? (If very much a "brat who hates punishments" kind of way, as in he likes it consents to it, but some part of him is torn lol) The praise is a big ego boast, but there's something humiliating about being treated like an object that both exictes him and shames him.

Lucifer would never be willing to do this scene in public or with other people around. He's already pretty PG when it comes to public affection. But if you and him are dating both Barbatos and Diavolo? Then he wouldn't mind adding them to the scene.

The scenes involving them play out a myraid of different ways. Sometimes, you're showing off Lucifer to Diavolo as he sits on his throne with Barbatos at his side. Other times it's the other way around, with you sitting on Diavolo's throne pretending to be a human ruler, and Diavolo and Barbatos acting as the demon hunters who tamed Lucifer, and now you inspect your new prize. Sometimes it's the four of you lounging in Diavolo's bed as you pass around Lucifer like he's a cool rock you found.

Anyways, I really like this kink. Who knows? I might do more with it one day. Come yell at me in my inbox if you share the kink or have thoughts about it lol.