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starlightandetherealshadows · 1 year ago

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I am EYEING that Alien Knowledge stat and I became obsessed with the idea of MC who was really into the possibility of meeting extraterrestrial life before everything went to shit… I’m imagining them being like “OH aliens are here!! I’m so excited, I finally get to use my sci-fi knowledge to interact and befrien– oh they’re invading. Oh they’re killing people as we speak. Oh :(”

Hi angel,

The thought of your MC actually thinking (and hoping) that the aliens came to earth for a cup of tea and a chat like you’re on Love Island is hilarious to me hekdbskshwowihej

C: you thought Earth was a tourist destination on their intergalactic cruise?

MC: well it sounds silly when you put it like that -_-

Now I’m thinking about the aliens from Nion 8 that got assigned to attack like the Caribbean or something and they’re on the beaches “ooo this is nice”

They’re in Italy like “very rich history *stabs a human* for a planet so young *beheads another*”

Thank you so much for your ask, sunshine! Happy Wednesday!!

All my love,

Cheye

#ask: answered #ask: alien

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tigerjpg · 8 months ago

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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

#i won a poetry contest years ago and not a single person in my family asked what it was about. you're an alien to me #not even saying this in a self pitying way i just can't conceive of a dynamic like that

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alalnsted · 18 days ago

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Merm au! In the wild?? Ft pirates 🏴‍☠️

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sparrowlucero · 17 days ago

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dr who is (apparently) redesigning this turtle from the classic series to be just a green human elf lady instead and twitter is eating it up because "no one would take the show seriously otherwise" and "the audience isn't able to empathize with something that doesn't look human". another fascinating data point in the psychology of doctor who fans.

#i know people will read this and think i'm saying the show should look stupid #i'm actually saying 'why are doctor who fans so rejecting of the idea that you can make an alien with a beak look good in a dramatic contex #and why do so many of them think the audience are incapable of feeling empathy towards a lizard #when the show so often asks you to read emotion into a puppet as simple and inhuman as a dalek #also a lot of people comparing making it human to shape of water #come on #he was not passing the harkness test and he still won the oscar

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chipper-smol · 3 months ago

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star abducted :3

#isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #loop #siffrin #myart #fanart #pls clck on the frst picture tumblr destroyed my line quality ;v;#tfw you almost meet your parents and you are nowhere near emotionally prepared for that-- let alone being emotionally prepared-#- to meet your younger self who immediately adopts you as their best star friend #:3 #helpful imaginary friend loop #littol siffrin pulls up an extra chair at the dinner table and everyone goes along with it #but Loop is actually sitting there #and watching their family eat and banter in ways that are both so painfully familiar yet alien #everyone is asking littol Siffrin about their star friend (yknow like indulging what they think is a kid making up an imaginary friend)#and littol Siffrin is 'they're just being shy right now!'#'but i'll ask them later!'#i don t think i'll be drawing more of this to make an official au out of it bc i just wanted an excuse to draw littol siffrin #but i would not mind if people built on top of it :3c

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dykespirk · 2 months ago

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10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.

he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”

normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS

best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day

#spock would have insane insane lore amongst Starfleet cadets and veterans bc there’s literally no way to tell if something about him is #true or not #who are you gonna ask??? Spock?? renowned liar S’chan T’Gai Spock??#’im telling you bro these alien witches LITERALLY stole his brain’#’there’s no fucking way bro. AMBASSADOR Spock’s BRAIN was not stolen by alien witches’#’my cousin was there!!! the fucking Captain put him on a roomba and brought him on the away team!!! he did his own surgery!!’#’TO PUT THE BRAIN BACK IN HIS HEAD? FUCK OFF!’#’HE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE’#’WHO TOLD YOU THAT?’#’MY GIRLFRIEND’S BROTHER KNOWS CAPTAIN UHURA SHE WAS LITERALLY THERE!!’#star trek #spock #star trek tos #s’chn t’gai spock

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andsewingishalfthebattle · 8 months ago

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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

#knitting #no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means #How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles #Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me #Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice #How do I join the pattern cult #I am so confused #I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders #I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources #And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me #I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language #And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction

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chaos0pikachu · 6 months ago

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the (mcu) avengers could NOT handle the fact that eddie is basically living out a live action tentacle hentai every thursday through sunday and sometimes on wednesday if he feeds venom tator tots okay?

#venom #symbrock #deadpool could handle it AND ask questions #but deadpool is an outlier who should not be counted #chaos pikachu speaks #anyway I hope ms chen is at their vegas wedding I adore her and they adore her too #her dress is banging #venom hook ms chen up with her own alien hottie!#sorry i'm still salty at the mcu for how ugly quantum mania was

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harlepinyo · 8 months ago

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My universe.

#my art #alnst #alien stage #mizisua #giggles and twirls my hair as i add luka purple to mizis hair #not sure how much i like this one.... but well. i started it before round 6 and ive gotta put it out by now #fun fact i prepared for round siz by looping mizisua ruler of my heart and drawing the base for this.#how did that help my emotional state you ask..... well. aha.#lets just say apples wouldn't be called pineapples anymore.#alien stage mizi #alien stage sua #yuri

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talesfromthecrypts · 6 months ago

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ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024) dir. Fede Álvarez

#alien romulus #filmedit #horroredit #alienedit #mygifs #flashing #cause you asked so nicely

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lizethdraws · 1 year ago

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Imagine Ben messing with a laser pointer and Rook tries to catch the red dot.

rook is never beating the cat allegations

#ben 10 #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 alien force #ben tennyson #rook blonko #rook #ben 10 rook #rookben #omniboyfriends #benrook #brooken #i'm sorry it takes me so long to answer ask rest assured I see them and I will answer them one way or another #fanart #lizethdraws

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starlightandetherealshadows · 1 year ago

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To answer the first question, MC has indeed seen aliens before/during the invasion! Within the game, you can decide how they feel about the aliens, appearance wise

there better be an option to find them hot but to be ready to sucker punch any that you encounter (I'm not being serious, but that WOULD be a funny option xD)

Hi honey! ☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆

FERFRKMFKFM i specified appearance wise because MC can have conflicting opinions about their looks and the whole "you destroyed my life" ya know, the usual struggles in a relationship.

If villain, why sexy?

All my love,

Cheye

#memento mori #ask: answered #ask: alien

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driftsart · 8 months ago

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Aww Megatron and the Optimus plushie🥺