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SNATCHING THE DRAWING I LOVE IT

We should totally be mutuals

I see you like my stuff all the time plus I think your art is cool.

IAJAJA SORRY FOR LATE RESPONSE-... i wanted to draw something in response, but their is a surprising amount to draw and a surprising lack of time!! So have this doodle!!! You're my mutual now, and that means you signed up to the yap fest!!! :3 HI

AND THANKKK YOUUUU!!!!!! HAIAIA

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Why are??? Dandys world players so fucking toxic dumb and annoying

I joined a normal run as pebble, and I told them I was gonna distract. This dumb ass goob said I would, AND SOMEONE TURNED INTO PEBBLE AND SAID THEY WOULD BE BACKUP. RIGHT WHEN I SAID??? I WAS GONNA DISTRACT???PEOPLE GOT MAD CAUSE I WAS EXTRACTING AS PEBBLE. DUDE SOMEONE TURNED INTO DISTRACTOR BACKUP LAST SECOND WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

We had a sprout okay, now this sprout didn't chat, in fact, I don't even think they cared, I took ONE TAPE TRYING TO PICK UP A POP THIS?? GOOB. "PEBBLE STOP TAKING TAPES." I took the twisted and killed myself cause?? What?

I'm an xbox player, so I couldn't put them in their place, but the people that play this game are either stupid, mere children, or just don't know how to play. Qwel, I beg please please PLEASE make it to where kids can't play this game

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HEYYY HIIII I MADE VOICE CLAIMS FOR @cyanwyrmy cause @pinknyellowblob shown me their art and I'm deadass In love. I can't draw for shit still so I put voices that I think fit them the most. Wuh luh wuh

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Barnaby: What is the past tense of William Shakespeare?

Barnaby: William ShookethSpeared!

Sally: *suspiciously clears throat*

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Baby MK! I originally meant this for the shadowpeach Bio parents takeover but I had a concert so TwT

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HIIIIII JAYJAY!!!!!!!!

HI ACE!!!! WHATS UP

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Artwork by @downydig!!!!! Yayyyy!!!

Mhm :o)

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DeadASS if I get one more photo or video of this I might tweak out

Why are there so many gooners in the lmk fandom?? I DID NOT ASK TO SEE MACAQUES BARE ASS OR MPREG OF THEM. GET THE FUCK AWAY.

This man WOULD NOT GET PREGNANT.

Edit: GUYS IDC FOR NSFW. BUT IVE SEEN MPREG SO MANY TIMES.

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THIS IS SO COOL??

Took a small break to recoup and make an Eddie dear pin :33

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Why are there so many gooners in the lmk fandom?? I DID NOT ASK TO SEE MACAQUES BARE ASS OR MPREG OF THEM. GET THE FUCK AWAY.

This man WOULD NOT GET PREGNANT.

Edit: GUYS IDC FOR NSFW. BUT IVE SEEN MPREG SO MANY TIMES.

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Boy oh boy I sure hope their parents aren't here

Well shit!

Meet Jay's parents Emily and Troy. The ones that deserve to be blown up into smithereens. No lore yet.

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Art by @partycoffin. Idk I doubt he's gonna see this! I love art

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‼️⚠️ REBLOG & SPREAD ⚠️‼️

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For homes sake wally you can't say THAT

Art by @pinknyellowblob ily

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Nothing behind it. I really like rocks

@blobbertus @za0mbie

Why is your name that?

Mine is this because when I first started tumblr I was hyperfixating on an OC called Oscar who got kidnapped by an evil doctor/ringmaster. (He was called Valentine which was ironic because Saint Valentine was a doctor who was a beloved figure and all of the people Dr. Valentine kidnapped to be in his show hated him. But also because he’s aroace and loves all his victims like pets but he’s namesakes with a holiday about non platonic love.) Valentine would do a thing where- You know how some taxidermists will make mythical creatures out of several different animal species’ parts? He would do that with living things. He would use surgeries and chemicals to combine living creatures together to make monsters for his show. There was also a carnival that he also owned that traveled with the circus/was part of it. And in that carnival was a “zoo” thing for artificial monsters who refused to perform. Like Oscar. So Valentine turned Oscar into a have snake. (Like the shape a mermaid is, but with a snake instead of a fish.) Valentine has chemicals that can make things grow more than they should to fit whatever creatures they’re supposed to be attached to. So he did that with the snake and mixed up it’s organs so that it’s brain could go in in its back somewhere and be connected up to Oscar’s brain so that they could communicate mentally. Now Valentine put the snake’s fangs, tongue, and vocal cords into Oscar’s mouth and throat (so now he can’t talk and he’s venomous.) But you understand. It’s still the snake’s brain controlling all the snake parts. And the snake would have conflict with Oscar at first. But then they would slowly meld into one consciousness because they can both feel each other’s physical sensations and emotions and they’re aware of all of each other’s thoughts, so like. Intuitively, I felt like they would stop being able to tell the difference eventually and just become different facets of the same person.

Anyway, Oscar really, really likes plants. He’s a gardener professionally and on his own because he grows a lot of his own food. (Made his own rain catching irrigation system.) So Valentine offered him a bunch of options for a new name. “Oscar” simply isn’t exotic or snakelike enough. And while Oscar wasn’t going to respond to anything other than his real name, Valentine was going to name tag him with whatever he chose, so it did actually matter. There was one single option for a new name that was anything related to a plant. He decided he would choose that one out of. I guess it was some sort of tie to what he used to do? The name was Basil. Oscar thinks of it as the snake’s name.

So Basil the snaking thing. Now I think I would rename myself “Parsley the Crow” since that’s more accurate to me, but everyone knows me as this and I have friends and branding to keep up with.

(Oscar eventually managed to grow a bunch of plants in his cage as an act of rebellion. Mostly ferns.)

okay, first of all, that lore is FIRE. second, branding is very important so good on you for maintaining your brand.

now, regarding myself, I am, as has been proven, a nerd. I am such a nerd, in fact, that my favourite band of all time is 2CELLOS, a cello duo comprised of Luka Šulić and Stjepan Hauser that has since broken up. I grew up OBSESSED with their music (I used to beg my mother to watch their music videos every day). they basically designed my pop culture taste. I got into AC/DC because 2CELLOS covered Thunderstruck. they covered the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, so I watched the films. I became interested in time travel (now a dear obsession) because one of their music videos involved them doing rocking cello solos in the Georgian era, and I began hc-ing that they travelled back in time to do it (this was when I was maybe nine). I loved them SO MUCH (still do, but now I also have other interests music-wise and pop culture-wise).

when I was around twelve or thirteen years old, I finally got the chance to go to one of their concerts; my grandparents were in town for my birthday, and as a gift, they bought me tickets to the 2CELLOS tour. at that point, I had just gotten into the internet and didn’t really have a brand or a consistent url, and I didn’t know what I wanted it to be. and then, at the concert (which was AMAZING), Luka played the cello so hard his bow broke. the coolest thing my tiny child self had ever seen.

that was the moment I forever became Luka’s Broken Bow.

funnily enough, for my birthday this year, I got tickets to go see Luka solo in concert in April. who knows, maybe he’ll break his bow again.

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YESSSSS YESSSSSSSSS

Daisy should totally kiss attack jay. I blink at you

Daisy's been back for one day and already went straight to Jay

Gotta fill the HandyAlien quota guys I'm contractually obligated to trust me /j

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I need HELP

I feel unsafe in my own home, not sure if or when it's all going to be taken away from me after threats made by my father. who's decided to pull the rug out from under my whole family, we're fighting how we can, but i want to get out of all this. We're trying to hopefully handle this with legal means, stops his threats in it's tracks, but my living situation feels deeply unsafe and it feels like I'll need to back up everything and run any day now, my sleeps been a mess, and I've been a mess of anxiety while this all goes on. the support has been helping me get some piece of mind, but i'm REALLY looking to ge the hell out of all of this drama that's been my life and ge tas far away from that man as possible. he's hurt me throughout my life and I'm so tired of it, I just want to move away, do something else. start my own life without this looming shadow over it. you've all supported a ton, and I'm beyond greatful. you've spread the word, and it's been wonderful for keeping me safe in the moment, but any further support will be actively put towards me getting the fuck out. if everyone who saw this donated a single dollar, i'd be practically half way to my goal,