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I personally feel like they were friends or at least friendly, there's nothing that really implied they didn't get along and there's even one moment (The one moment of slight interaction they had-) when Slickwell got fired and tripped over the boat Greylock who already looked sad about it jumped to attention and rushed to see if he was okay. And let's remember that the pin and the book were magical, who did the magic around Rudistan? Greylock either gave it to him not knowing his intentions or Slickwell stole it from him, though the first option seems more likely.

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Cedlock crack (9)

Greylock: If I were a gardener, I would put our tulips together.

Cedric: ...That sounds nice?

Greylock: TWO. LIPS.

Cedric: Yes, I can hear- OH.

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Cedric: You know, we really should get-

Greylock: Married!

Cedric: ...I was going to say more potion ingredients but for that it could wait...

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Cedric: You're stupid.

Greylock: Thank you!

Cedric: Wha- I just called you stupid, why ever would you thank me for that?!

Greylock: All I heard was I'm handsome.

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Greylock: I've never had an Enchancian friend before.

Cedric: *Blushes* I-I'm your Enchancian friend!

Greylock: Well...I've never had an Enchancian boyfriend before either.

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Greylock: Oh, are you cold?

Cedric: N-No, I'm just fine.

Greylock: Here, wear this.

Cedric: O-oh, thank you...

(The next day)

Greylock: Why is it so cold!?

Cedric: You don't think I control the weather, do you?

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Cedric: I wonder what I look like when I'm sleeping.

Greylock: Very beautiful...

Cedric: What!?

Greylock: What!?

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Cedric: You know what, Wormy? I am going to make an effort and try to get on better terms with Greylock.

Greylock: *Nudges him on the shoulder walking by* Hello redbrick!

Cedric: G'oh, I don't think I'll be able to after all...Greylock is just...

Wormwood: (Thinking) A blasted buffoon? A foolish imbecile?

Cedric: S-So unfairly attractive...

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(At the reunion)

Cedric: *Sniffs* Is something burning?

Greylock: Oh, that's just my love for you-

Cedric: AHHHHH MY HAIR! PUT IT OUT!

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Baileywick: I hope you two know what you're doing.

Both: So do we...

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Baileywick: I...don't think I follow...You asked Princess Amber if she wanted jiggly wiggly pudding?

Cedric: Yes.

Baileywick: She said no.

Cedric: Yes.

Baileywick: But you conjured some anyway?

Cedric: Correct.

Baileywick: And when she asked if she could have some? What did you say?

Cedric: I took it back and told her that I am too frequently bothered by the mental disorder that is children and for her to stop being a spoiled brat who on many occasions has endangered her own family and she should learn how to make it herself.

Baileywick: ...What about when Greylock asked for some?

Cedric: G'OH, I COULDN'T JUST LET HIM STARVE!

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Cedric: I'm such an idiot!

Goodwyn: Really Cedric, tell us something new.

Winifred: Goodwyn, you haven't even heard what the problem is! What's troubling you, Ceddykins?

Cedric: I-I...I asked Greylock if he wanted to go out with me.

Winifred: And what's so awful about that, that's wonderful!

Cedric: I ran away before I got his answer...

Winifred: That...is quite stupid.

Goodwyn: VERY stupid. I think you were swapped at the hospital.

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Cedric: My parents want me to get a girlfriend...

Greylock: I practically am your girlfriend, just introduce me.

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Cedric: Did...Did I do anything embarrassing when I was intoxicated last night?

Greylock: Not really, you confessed your undying love for me.

Cedric: WHAT!?

Greylock: And you did throw up on my shoes.

Cedric: IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!?

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Greylock: SEASICK! GIVE ME MY MONOCLE!

Cedric: What did you think would happen if you kept teasing me?

Greylock: Just give it back!

Cedric: *Smirks* And why should I?

Greylock: S-So I can read from the spell book!

Cedric: Fine, here...

Greylock: THANK YOU. *Puts it on* Oh, you're even more beautiful than I thought!

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now your turn to give us some greylock headcanons

or cedric headcanons

or cedlock headcanons

🤲 <- put them right here for us to look at and go wow wait fr?

Here is my essay.

I have many more, but this list would be excessive (if it isn't already). Some of these headcanons overlap because they complement each other. I've also included some Cedlock headcanons derived from the individual ones.

My Greylock Headcanons

1. He likes music and knows how to play several instruments.

This headcanon is partly borrowed from the Waltz for Cedric fanfic, but I find it very fitting for Greylock. I can imagine him playing an accordion while dancing, or even being part of a one-man band.

1g Cedlock: Greylock plays for Cedric and has composed musical arrangements for him.

2. He enjoys dancing.

I feel like Greylock would dance for fun, but he’s not particularly skilled—at least not with ballroom dancing.

2g Cedlock: Greylock once asked Cedric to teach him ballroom dancing and pretended to be clumsier than he actually was just to spend more time dancing with him.

3. He’s the kind of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone.

I like to think that Greylock is very charismatic, someone who is “friends with everyone,” so to speak. At the very least, a lot of people know him.

At Hexley Hall he was change sit so he couldn't talk to his friends and would just make friends with the new person next to him.

4. Greylock used to play pranks on Slickwell and actually liked him (somewhat).

I imagine they didn’t have a close friendship but weren’t outright enemies either, something like Cedric and Baileywick. Greylock often played pranks on Slickwell, knowing how easily he’d lose his temper, and he found it amusing.

Slickwell frequently tried to report him to Magnus, but by the time Magnus returned, Greylock had already cleaned up any mess with his magic, leaving Slickwell without proof. Like Candace trying to bust Phineas and Ferb.

5. Greylock likes fish and owns a goldfish.

There’s not much to explain here; I just think Greylock is the type to enjoy fish and would have a goldfish living in a little castle tank.

6. Greylock wasn’t born into nobility, and his magical talents came from recessive genes.

My headcanon is that Greylock was born into a non-magical merchant family. His gift for magic came from recessive traits in his lineage. His parents did everything they could to send him to good schools, such as Hexley Hall, so he could maximize his potential. His family loves him, and he loves them.

7. Marshak taught Greylock the hand spell.

Personally, I prefer to believe that Marshak isn’t Greylock’s relative but rather a retired Hexley Hall teacher who mentored him for most of his time there. Many of the spells Greylock knows were taught to him by Marshak.

8. Greylock wishes his role as Royal Sorcerer were different.

While he doesn’t hate his job, he wishes it came with less pressure. Greylock feels burdened by Magnus’s impossible expectations and is annoyed that Magnus flaunts him, not as a recognition of his skills but as a possession to bolster his own image. Greylock resents being treated like a tool and just wants to enjoy life and explore what his magic can do without having to fulfill Magnus’s excessive (and often exhausting) demands.

9. Greylock was fine after the events of "Day of Sorcerers."

My main headcanon about the conclusion of Rudistan and Greylock’s story is this:

After Cedric betrayed Grimtix, many of the Order’s allies began to fall to the good sorcerers. With Enchancia and other kingdoms liberated from the order's control, reinforcements were sent to confront Greylock at Rudistan.

However, Magnus’s fall from power revealed the vast number of opponents to his rule, sparking a civil war that pulled Greylock into its center. While Greylock aimed to overthrow Magnus, he hadn’t anticipated the implications, and becoming the face of a movement overwhelmed him.

Rudistan was divided: some were loyal to Magnus, others wanted to end the old regime altogether (I headcanon that Magnus’s entire dynasty wasn’t particularly benevolent). Foreign intervention was blocked by Rudistan’s own people, who, realizing Magnus wasn’t as invincible as he seemed (an idea fostered by Greylock), finally acted against him.

This essentially led to a civil war lasting several years. Communication between Rudistan and other kingdoms became minimal, if not nonexistent. Greylock used his magic to help the people and the opposition of Magnus, becoming a prominent figure of the movement, though the pressure weighed heavily on him. He felt that the rebellion used him just as much as Magnus had.

Eventually, Magnus’s opposition won, and he was overthrown again. Someone else was chosen as king since Greylock refused the role. In the end, Greylock decided to leave Rudistan to live a quieter life elsewhere. He was pardoned, at least by Rudistan, for his crimes against the crown.

3g Cedlock: As soon as he was able, Greylock began sending letters to Cedric to check on him and share what had happened in his own life. Over time, they reunited and ended up together. Greylock eventually moved to Enchancia. (In my headcanon, the other kingdoms didn’t care much about Magnus losing his throne as long as the new ruler upheld previous agreements. Roland simply didn’t mind, and though the idea of sorcerers overthrowing kings unnerved him a bit, he ultimately accepted Greylock’s presence.)

And they lived happily ever after, and all that.

10. Away from Rudistan, Greylock started dressing more freely.

Greylock enjoys experimenting with different patterns, textures, and colors, though he doesn’t always know how to match them well.

11. Greylock once got a hernia after spending all day fulfilling Magnus’s whims.

(I know that’s not how hernias work, shhh.) In general, I headcanon that Greylock can’t stand Magnus (like most characters), but I find it amusing to think that tolerating him has led to similar mishaps. Every day he grows a little crazier.

12. Greylock sleeps in underwear.

No further explanation needed.

4g Cedlock: Greylock started wearing shorts to bed after Cedric told him he didn’t want him sleeping in just underwear when they were together. Not sitting on the things in his workshop in his underwear either.

My Cedric Headcanons

1. He’s obsessed with birds, especially corvids, and knows everything about them.

I like to think Cedric has a fascination with birds and how they manage to fly, applying that knowledge to his inventions. His interest in corvids began as a way to take better care of Wormwood when he was young.

2. Cedric is an excellent dancer and took lessons as a child.

Since he had to attend royal balls, Goodwyn made him take ballroom dancing lessons. Cedric actually enjoys dancing, although he was embarrassed about it during his teenage years and part of his adulthood. (He had intrusive thoughts about being mocked and a mild phobia of balls because the incident.)

5c Cedlock: Once he regained his confidence, Cedric began dancing with Greylock at parties.

3. Cedric’s handwriting is gothic-style with elongated strokes.

I imagine Goodwyn had high expectations for Cedric in almost everything, including formal handwriting lessons. Cedric developed very elegant penmanship, though it can be hard to read due to his elongated strokes and the speed at which he writes.

6c Cedlock: Greylock sometimes struggles to read parts of Cedric’s handwriting in letters, just as Cedric occasionally struggles with Greylock’s. Both pretend they understand everything. (In reality, some parts are illegible.)

4. Cedric is some what cold-blooded and sleeps in a onesie with a sleeping cap.

On the rare occasions he actually goes to bed properly, Cedric bundles up excessively with warm clothes and blankets.

5. Cedric frequently uses spells to dress and clean himself.

I can totally see Cedric using magic to get dressed or bathe, saving time with spells instead of doing things manually. After all, if there are spells for ironing clothes (as Cordelia mentions), why wouldn’t there be spells for other tasks?

6. Cedric likes sweet things and eats candy or desserts when he’s sad.

He associates sweets with the comfort Winnifred gave him as a child. I imagine Winnifred would soothe him with desserts in addition to her other comforting gestures. Because of this, Cedric now associates sweets with emotional support.

I headcanon that his favorite treats include flycakes and blueberry desserts (inspired by the "Mystic Meadows" episode).

7. Cedric’s hair is slightly curly when grown out.

This is based on his teenage bangs and the slightly wavy hair of Cordelia and Winnifred.

8. Cedric is well-known in the village, and some people are excited to see him.

In "The Baker King", one villager mentions how the royal sorcerer made an entire orchard grow with his magic dust (something like that). This made me think it would be fun if some villagers were actually amazed by Cedric’s magical abilities and enjoyed seeing his tricks. However, Cedric’s constant bad mood when he’s out prevents him from noticing. It’s a bit like the dynamic in Cedric Be Good.

9. He secretly loves jewelry.

Although he’d never admit it, Cedric enjoys rings, necklaces, and anything shiny. He likes the luxury of wearing them. (I just enjoy imagining Cedric with jewelry.)

10. Cedric is a natural healer.

This one doesn't have a real reason, I just love the idea. It would explain why Cedric rarely gets hurt despite all the chaotic events he experiences, like his body magically heals itself.

11. Cedric still has nightmares about the Day of the Sorcerers and what could have happened if Sofia hadn’t intervened.

He has certain triggers and gets uncomfortable with specific topics, even though no one holds a grudge anymore. At some point after the series finale, he worked hard to rebuild his reputation but pushed himself so much that he fainted from exhaustion. Baileywick had a long talk with him about it. Still, Cedric occasionally has intrusive thoughts whenever something related is mentioned.

12. Cedric and Gwen will cause the EverRealm’s equivalent of an industrial revolution.

This could be considered a “crack” headcanon, but I think it’s possible. Just look at their flying cars! I also like to think the car Roland uses in the vacation episode is one of Cedric’s creations.

13. Cedric loves reading and is a huge fan of history.

He might not remember exact dates and names, but he retains everything else about historical events.

14. Cedric knows about botany and enjoys gardening.

He keeps plants in the upper part of his tower and likes taking care of them, though some occasionally die when he forgets to water them. (He revives them with magic anyway.)

My Cedlock Headcanons

These are a bit more scattered since they are imagined in various contexts and times within the series.

7. Wormwood doesn’t like Greylock.

Basically, I think Wormwood would tease Greylock when Cedric isn’t looking. Greylock doesn’t want to say anything to Cedric because he knows Wormwood is important to him. (And because he's a little terrified of Wormwood)

Eventually Wormwood stopped bothering him.

8. Greylock got into trouble to be with Cedric in detention.

Back in Hexley Hall, when Cedric was sent to detention for some disaster he caused, Greylock would find a way to get detention too, just to spend time with him.

9. Introducing him to the family

Greylock’s family is full of pranksters and somewhat rude humor, so Greylock threatened them all not to make any jokes when he brought Cedric to meet them. When he finally introduced them, they all made him feel welcome. Greylock’s family gets along well with Cedric and always tries to include him.

When Cedric introduced Greylock to his family (though it wasn’t necessary since Goodwyn and Winnifred had already investigated Greylock like the FBI), he warned them not to say anything rude about him (mainly Goodwyn).

Overall, they get along well with Greylock, but Goodwyn is a bit tougher and colder toward him. Eventually, he warmed up to Greylock when he realized he was a highly skilled sorcerer, though he still finds him a bit "not serious and unprofessional".

10. Cedric tries to learn the language of Rudistan for Greylock.

(Yes, I stole this from the Swanoverse universe, okay, leave me alone—it's a wonderful fanfic.)

11. About kisses.

Greylock was the one who initiated their kisses at first, but later, Cedric started seeking them out, though he didn’t know how to ask for them. I feel like their first kisses were a bit awkward because Cedric wasn’t sure what to do, and he was terrified of kissing in public.

And that's all because this is way too long

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Who's more likely to starring Cedlock : D (Inspired by another)

Say I love you first?

Greylock.

Stay up too late?

Cedric.

Apologize first after an argument?

I feel like Greylock would apologize first and Cedric would still be bitter about it for a w h i l e but then eventually get over it and apologize.

Take up the blankets?

Cedric.

Take the longest to get ready?

Well, I feel like both of them would feel like they have to get ready ASAP but all things considered it'd probably get to Greylock more with how demanding Magnus and Slickwell are so Cedric would take longer although if it were about shopping or looking at things then it'd be Greylock.

Blame something or someone else when they're in trouble?

Cedric definitely.

Get scared at horror movies? (Or a play or something more accurately)

As much of a prankster as he is, I actually feel like Greylock would be scared of horror stuff meanwhile Cedric would have a bit of an interest in them yet definitely take the chance to make fun of him for that.

Talk in their sleep?

Greylock would probably do that while dreaming about Cedric and Cedric would shoot up like "WHAT-"

More of a cuddler?

Greylock would be more affectionate and cuddly and Cedric would be awkward about it at first but then get used to it and do it back.

Scream at the littlest things?

Cedric Cedric and more Cedric-

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Do you have any headcanons for Cedric and Greylock?

Oooo!

I feel like Greylock would compliment Cedric a hell of a lot both to make up for how much he teased him in school and because he knows just how low that dude's self esteem is.

I also feel like Cedric would get really excited whenever he's introducing Greylock to something new or showing him how to do something considering how competitive they both are and it gives him the chance to gloat about being better than him at something.

When Cedric gets upset he doesn't really try to hide it and Greylock just does nothing but try to help him and whenever Greylock is upset Cedric gets a bit awkward considering he's not used to seeing Greylock be vulnerable and Grey would probably be really reluctant to show that side of him and feels like he has to keep up his happy go lucky front (He's had to put up with Magnus and Slickwell so no wonder-) so Cedric gets more protective and tries to coax him into letting him in when something's bothering him.

Greylock made a great impression on Winifred as she can see how just very clearly hopelessly in love with Cedric he is and they have a similar sense of humor but he and Goodwyn aren't too fond of each other considering Goodwyn's strained relationship with Cedric so they're neutral around each other.

Depending on the situation they take turns being the chaotic idiot-

That's kinda all I've got at the moment lol

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Cedlock crack (8)

Greylock: I am fit for the world in my hands!

Cedric: Well, isn't that wonderful for you?

Greylock: *Jumps on him* And now I have the world in my hands!

Cedric: Wh-why...

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Cedric: Merlin's Mushrooms!

Greylock: What's the matter?

Cedric: I look awful!

Greylock: I'm straight.

Cedric: WHAT!?

Greylock: I thought we were saying things that weren't true!

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Greylock: Oh cardtrick, guess wha- Why are you crying!?

Cedric: *Sniffles* N-No reason! I-it was just... the onions...

Greylock: (Points his wand at the onions) What did you say to him?!

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Cordelia: You've been writing love letters to Greylock!?

Cedric: Keep your voice down!

Winifred: You're the one yelling, Ceddy...

Cedric: *Hides his face in his hands*

Goodwin: About the fifth sentence on this one-

Cedric: I-I got emotional, alright?!

Goodwin: And you forgot a comma.

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Cedric: You're so annoying.

Greylock: You love me.

Cedric: That doesn't make you any less annoying.

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Greylock: Listen, you can trust me! Don't forget who saved you when you were drowning in the lake.

Cedric: And don't forget who PUSHED ME IN while I was drowning in the lake!

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Cedric: G'oh, if anyone says I'm gay I'm saying it is your fault!

Greylock: If anyone says you're gay, I'm saying it's true because it is.

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Greylock: Oh my... Well, it's time for plan B!

Cedric: There WAS a plan B?

Greylock: No, which is why we need to think of one now-

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Greylock: I'm capable of my own emotions! I can handle myself just fine.

Baileywick: You burst into tears when Cedric smiled at you.

Greylock: Y-You weren't there!

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Greylock: Cedric, how does this robe look?

Cedric: It... actually looks good. I wish I could pull it off.

Greylock: Go ahead.

Cedric: WH-WHAT?

Greylock: What?

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Greylock: Well, that was quite much...

Cedric: I know...Good thing for returno homeo!

Greylock: In more ways than one-

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Greylock: KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS!

Cedric: THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS!

Greylcok: THEN JUST KILL THEM!

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Cedric: If you go any further, you're gay.

Greylock: Not like it would make a difference...

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Cedric: After some time, I have started to like you less...

Greylock: *Cries*

Cedric: Because I love you more...

Greylock: *Sobs*

Cedric: IT'S- PLEASE JUST STOP-

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Grimtrix: Last chance Greylock, this will make you happy.

Cedric: How, are you leaving?

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I was thinking of a nickname for greylock (that wasn't gaysock lol) and I thought that calista could call him lockie if they ever met 😭😭

I LOVE IT. Adopting this as a headcanon, pronto. Uncle Ceddy and Uncle Lockie <3 oh Calista you adorable thing!

(Honestly, I can imagine Cedric calling him Lockie too when he's being affectionate.)

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Cedlock crack (7)

Greylock: Cedric, I have four words for you.

Cedric: *Groans* Yes yes, what is it?

Greylock: I love you!

Cedric: O-oh...But that was only three words.

Greylock: Because you and I are one.

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Cedric: I don't want to get married!

Greylock: It's just pretend.

Cedric: I don't want to pretend!

Greylock: We aren't really married, septic...

Cedric: Fine. But if we're pretending to be married, we should also pretend to get a divorce.

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Cedric: What did you do that for!?

Greylock: He was yelling at you, I wasn't going to let that continue!

Cedric: Merlin's mushrooms...PLEASE learn to keep your tongue in your mouth.

Greylock: I think it'd be much better in your mouth.

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Cedric: Greylock, no! This isn't you, you're not thinking straight!

Greylock: Oh you're right, I'm thinking gay.

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Baileywick: Good afternoon Greylock, have you seen Cedric?

Greylock: Every part of him.

Baileywick: What?

Greylock: Errr good afternoon?

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Cordelia: Greylock is CLEARLY obsessed with you, why are you always so mean to him?

Cedric: I'm playing hard to get!

Cordelia: Please, you're already hard to want!

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Cedric: I slept with Greylock!

Baileywick: And?

Cedric: I-I thought you would be more shocked...

Baileywick: Oh, my mistake. *Gasps* AND!?

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Greylock: What's the first thing you notice when someone walks up to you?

Cedric: The audacity.

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Baileywick: What did you two do?

Cedric: NOTHING!

Greylock: No one got floated up to the clouds but didn't die...?

Sofia: What kind of answer is that!?

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Greylock: It's so beautiful! Filled with love and joy...

Cedric: Our marriage was too...

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Calista: Uncle Grey, did you have a nightmare last night?

Greylock: What-? No, why do you ask that dear?

Calista: I scream uncle Ceddy's name when I have nightmares too sometimes...

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Cedric: (Thinking) G'oh, you can do this Cedric...Just flirt with him. Use that technique you read about. *Walks up* H-Hello...

Greylock: Oh, hello! Would you mind helping me with something?

Cedric: Oh, well, alright...

Greylock: I'm trying to solve this equation, it's x + y = 15. I think x must be 5 because you are very much a ten.

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Cedric: I need a favor.

Greylock: What, you like someone and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Cedric: I KNOW HOW TO KISS! I-I've seen my parents do it!

Greylock: *Wheezes*

Cedric: I"LL SHOW YOU!

Greylock: B-Bedsick-

Cedric: See? I know how to kiss-

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Cedric: I will never tolerate you, not even in your wildest dreams.

Greylock: But in my wildest dreams we're married..

Cedric: WHAT!?

Greylock: WHAT!?

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Cedric: Please, not that...It reminds me of a loved one.

Sofia: Who?

Cedric: Greylock...

Sofia: O-Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Cedric, he's in a better place now...

Cedric: Oh he isn't dead, I just don't want a reminder of him.

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Little but very important thing called Cedric and Calista wholesomeness (CINNAMON ROLLS)

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Finally fixed Cedric's hair-

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while holding the title of royal sorcerer, goodwyn the great saved his king’s life 9+ times. once the position was passed down, cedric failed to save his queen.

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Why does Cedric look like momo here- Greylock help your boyfriend he needs it-

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ur fav scene from baileywoops?

All the Cedric and Greylock scenes : D

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Sorry I'm posting so much- Here is my attempt at Cedlock in gacha life form- Cedric's hair is impossible I CAN'T GET HIS WHITE BANGS IT EITHER TURNS HIS HAIR COMPLETELY BLACK OR COMPLETELY WHITE SO THIS IS HOW IT IS FOR NOW- Greylock was much easier I am new to gacha as can be seen-

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Cedlock crack 6 (Might be the last one for a bit)

Sofia: Mr. Cedric, are you free tomorrow?

Cedric: Yes, why?

Sofia: What about you, Mr. Greylock?

Greylock: Oh! Er, yes I believe so why princess?

Sofia: Well, I'm not! Have fun!

Cedric: DID THAT TEN YEAR OLD JUST-

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Cedric: I am upset and nothing can cheer me up.

Baileywick: King Magnus is coming later.

Cedric: All the more reason-

Baileywick: And Greylock is coming with him.

Cedric: *Stuttering gibberish* W-Well-

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Winifred: So, Greylock! What are your interests?

Greylock: Your son.

Goodwin: What?

Greylock: F-For fun? Well, let's see-

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Greylock: How many children do you have?

Cedric: Biologically, emotionally or mentally?

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Slickwell: Greylock, I need you to do something for me.

Greylock: *Clutches his wand* No.

Magnus: Greylock, I need you to do something for me.

Greylock: *Through a forced smile* Of course, your majesty...*Thinking* Not that I want to, you pompous fat fuck...*

Cedric: Greylock, I need you to do something for me.

Greylock: I would kill for you, go on.

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Greylock: *Fast* My future husband says what?

Cedric: What?

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Baileywick: Cedric, do put on your neck tie better.

Cedric: What?

Baileywick: *Sighs* Your hickeys are very visible.

Cedric: THOSE AREN'T HICKEYS!

Baileywick: So what are they?

Cedric: M-mosquito bites!

Baileywick: Ah, I see.

Greylock: Hello Kendrick!

Baileywick: Oh, good morning mosquito.

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Cedric: How do you politely tell someone you want to smash a brick in their face?

Baileywick: One wishes to diplomatically puncture your facial embodiment.

Greylock: Is that poetry?

Baileywick: No. go to couple counseling.

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Cedric: Greylock there are no snacks left, I ate them all.

Greylock: Well at least my bad eyesight is only one sided and I can see what's in front of me...

Cedric: GREYLOCK!

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Greylock: Can you hold something for me?

Cedric: What is it?

Greylock: My hand!

Cedric: ...

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Cedric at 9 years old: Oh, mummy! I hate Greylock! He's so rude and always calls me these stupid names and plays all these horrible pranks! Cordy thinks I like him, but I DON"T!

Goodwin: *facepalms*

Winifred: This is just a phase... He'll grow out of it...

*30 years later*

Cedric: Oh, mummy! Greylock doesn't think I should write an unofficial fan guide about Merlin! What does he know!? He's so horrible at flirting but I like being around him and it's almost sickening how much tension there is between us! Princess Sofia thinks I have feelings for him, but I DON'T!

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Greylock: Cedric, I need to tell you something...

Cedric You do?

Greylock: I...Everything feels blurry when I look at you, it's like only you're visible to me and nothing else is.

Cedric: It sounds like that monocle of yours isn't strong enough.

Greylock: I'm not finished, and my heart just beats so much faster when I'm around you, it's so unnatural and concerning...

Cedric: Well, that is called arrythymia.

Greylock: O-oh?

Cedric: ...And that could kill you.

Greylock: WHAT!? ~~~~~~~

Cedric; And now, for a gay update with Gay- I mean Greylock.

Greylock: *Winks* Getting gayer!

Cedric: ...I see.

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Cedric: When I first met you, you used to really get on my nerves.

Greylock: Yes, I know...

Cedric: But then I got to know you better...and nothing changed.

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Cedric: So, did you tell anyone that we're courting?

Greylock: I have no self control and told everyone we're courting.

Cedric: I was asking a question, calm down.

Greylock: N-No I mean I have no self control and told everyone we're courting...

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Cedric: I love you...

Greylock: I love you more...

Cedric: I love you most!

Greylock: I love you mostest!

Cedric: G'OH, STOP ONE UPPING ME!

[39seasofnevermore]

Me: I should draw something.

My motivation:

[39seasofnevermore]

I forgot to say it earlier, but happy Sofia the first day!!!

Unpopular opinion Sofia looks so much better with a ponytail-