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tiredpandaportfolio · 1 year ago
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Hey-ho, go on and tell us about how much everyone in DMC swears and do include your characters!!
Oh bless you for asking me an easy one on a Monday evening lmao. I do have thoughts a-plenty.
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Let's start with the least sweary of the bunch and work our way up.
Vergil is almost as obsessed with dignity and an honorable appearance as he is (or was) with power. Swearing is uncouth and very un-Sparda-like, in his opinion. The worst you'll get out of him is a highly threatning "You..." with a full gamut of implied swearing. Or something like "buffoon" or "cretin". He's entirely capable of digging through a thesaurus for obscure ways to insult people.
On the other hand, V will say "shit" when things truly are as dismal as they can get. Quietly, under his breath, but with pathos. Griffon does 90% of the swearing for him. And if we believe Griffon, Shadow does about 9% of the rest but he refuses to repeat what she says, claiming it's too vile. But it's Griffon, who buys it, right?
Now, Kyrie, sweet and lovely Kyrie is a master of the Precision F-Strike. She has the patience of the saints and she's raising three boys and a whole-ass adult child who swears like a sailor. So her moments of dropping F-Bombs are very rare, but always editorial. Kyrie however has the amazing ability to be insanely passive-aggressive when annoyed, all while being incredinbly pleasant... and capable of making "thank you" sound like "fuck you, you soulless bitch".
Roy, Tess' elderly, sweet familiar, has a patience threshold that reaches beyond the moon. He is the epitome of the unflappable, stiff-upper-lip Brit without being British. It takes a lot to motivate him to swearing, but get him there, and he swears quite heartily like a Scottish sailor... and not above employing long-dead languages. But do expect you to insult you on the sly or call you a "silly cabbage" which is somehow more insulting that being called, say, "fuckface", coming from a being as old as he is.
Contrary to his image, Dante swears surprisingly little. He needs to be made really, really mad to start dropping F-Bombs and again, his threshold is pretty high. Childish insults don't count, which is why he'll happily call some hapless demon "buckethead" and shit all over their skills in battle without swearing.
On the other end, Trish will swear only when inconvenienced, and mostly under her breath. She learned swearing from Dante and has become aware that a lot of Dante's swearing is incredibly childish and infantile and therefore cringe. Her association with Lady is definitely helping. She's more likely to laugh at someone than call their mother something unpleasant.
Lady swears when particularly frustrated, which is rather often. And much of the source of her frustration is Dante. Or demons. Or shenanigans that cost her money. Or hijinks that damage her equipment, which costs her money. The woman has many reasons to let it rip and she does. She's very fond of rude gestures.
Nero is the problem child, this kid will start swearing loudly and heartily at the slightest provocation and loves pissing people off by insulting their mothers. He's not very creative about it... yet... but he's getting there as he hangs out with people who know more swear words than he does. He's very good at stealth insults.
As angry and sweary as he is though, there is yet another level he can only aspire to achieve... and he pays attention.
The sweariest and most vehemently offensive of the bunch is Tess who makes up for her small stature and unassuming looks with a wellspring of vulgarity and cursing that is as deep as outer space. Piss her off enough and her speech becomes a constant, uninterrupted stream of vile swearing that can go on without repetition for 5 or 6 minutes in about 4 different languages. Nero is in awe of this woman and Dante winces when she suddenly goes off like a grenade. He is wholly convinced this is a matter of stature-- "She's tiny, so all her rage and spite and swearing gets super concentrated."
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blushblushbear · 4 months ago
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hihi!! can you write poe, cashew, and Cole general relationship hcs? ty!!!
*scurries away*
Poe:
he's very chill but committed
he's not the type to have your pic as his phone background
but he IS the type to have it be an artisty black and white photo of a handwritten poem that he wrote about you and also maybe there's a rose
his energy is very lax but don't let that fool you
he's INSANELY committed
will probably try and talk you into a cemetery date (it's just so Mary Shelley losing her virginity on her mother's grave ya know??)
will try and work some element that reminds him of you into his jewelry
would never ask this but he thinks it would be wicked romantic if you painted his nails for him
very interested in going new places and seeing new things with you
he wants to experience interesting places in this world but mostly he wants to see said places with you
the amount of poems he shows you are only the tip of the ice berg as far as what he actually writes
though he still is the most open about his writing with you
low key thinks about you a lot and regularly checks his phone for you texts and is constantly wondering if he should text first or if that would be too clingy...
Cashew:
IS the type to have you as his phone background lol
Poe is very smitten but subtle about it (until you get him talking which is it's own challenge sometimes cause he likes to keep to himself)
Cash is the exact opposite
the whole world will know seconds of him walking into a room that he's dating someone
has tons of pictures of you around everywhere
uses one as a bookmark
thinks of you all the time when reading romantic subplots
or plots
actually thinks about you a lot when reading
and all the time
loves to have a nightly call with you and talk about your days and what's going down in his most recent read (YOU WILL NEVER /GUESS/ WHO TURNED OUT TO BE EVIL)
tries really hard to do all the boyfriend cliches and does them all in earnest
sends you flowers quite a bit actually
he is just a little nerd who wants to be your Casanova so bad
also wants to see places and experience the world with you but unlike Poe it's like.... normal things (like Cash wants to go to the Eiffel Tower, Poe wants to go solo exploring through the catacombs of Paris/the court of miracles {ya know-- the place with all the dead people lining the walls! romantic! :D})
is always looking for anything fun or cute to do on a date with you
tries to write you poetry
it's--- sweet! :)
bless him
would never larp on his own but if invited to larp he would
also wants to go to a rein faire so bad
Cole:
oh boy this guy lol XD
seems like a very nice normal extremely devoted boyfriend
and he is
but he's also watching you sleep at night from your bedroom window and stole some of the hair out of your brush
"for personal use"
also tracks everything about you to the best of his abilities
keeps a list of everyone you regularly interact with 'just in case'
but also likes to randomly show up and do something sweet
he's the king of OH I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd say hi, I brought doughnuts!
everything he does is very sweet and attentive and thoughtful
well.... maybe not THOUGHTFUL
more like thought out
meticulously
also likes to hog your time as best he can but he tries to be subtle about it
will claim you loudly whenever being introduced to someone knew
'oh, yes hello, I'm Cole, their BOYFRIEND. It's nice to meet you."
is the listener in the conversations
he just loves taking you in
watching you constantly, hanging off your every word, keeping notes about the things that make you happy
I think you also take him aback every so often in ways he wasn't expecting
anytime you get very genuine with him or very loving or affectionate
he has this like--- it's like a weird sensation
like a weird euphoric rush
is it cause he likes seeing you at your most sincere and vulnerable??
or is this what being loved feels like????
is this what BEING in love feels like??????
it's pretty great! very addicting...
in his darkest moments he tries to think of you
you bring him a comfort he can't explain but has never really felt before
every now and then he just comes to you in a daze and clings to you
In one way or another, Cole's had a bad day
He gets a little scared how much he finds himself absorbed by you
and that fear hits him at the weirdest times sometimes
like you too were just having breakfast and this sudden feeling of inescapable dread came crashing in
but then you asked him what's up with that sweet little smile of yours and he's feeling okay again
lots of gifts that are little too personal
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ashelin-lordshenblog · 3 months ago
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I challenge you to draw Shen in 10 minutes in any other style
Hi anon, oh well, I'm still learning to draw him but yeah(?
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I tried, ok? ;-;
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tonguetyd · 4 months ago
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IV when he's the mouse begging for cheese
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🙏🧀
FINALLY!!! MOUSE BEGGING FOR CHEESE IVY!!! Helps us complete the collection of this versatile man as various animals, which includes:
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Bunny iv
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Panda iv
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Kitty iv
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Froggy iv
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Unicorn iv
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Squid iv
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Reindeer iv
And my personal favorite
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BAMF iv
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klavierpanda · 1 year ago
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Bro...aroaces are literally the most represented everywhere. And you're still complaining. Go ask aroallos and aceallos about being recognised lol
The post wasn't even about representation, it's about the fact that even in aspec spaces there is a tendency to leave out the aro part of aroace and just viewing those people as asexual where being aro is an afterthought. Do you not see how that is also harmful for both aroallos and alloaces?
In the case of aroallos it's the fact that they're forgotten about because they aren't asexual and therefore their identity isn't even at the forefront of most people's minds when discussing aspec stuff. Their aroness is erased because it is not accompanied by asexuality.
In the case of alloaces there is the underlying assumption that romantic attraction isn't felt because there is still the assumption that aroace and asexual are the same thing. The fact they do feel romantic attraction is erased by the fact they're asexual.
The underlying issue here is that there isn't a great understanding of how different attractions interact with each other and the different labels we have to describe different experiences, even within the aspec community.
I made the post because an irl aspec group that I'm in were talking about the aroace character in the new series of Heartstopper and almost all of them referred to him as asexual. I have not watched Heartstopper (romance stuff doesn't interest me) but I was informed that there's actually a stronger focus on romantic attraction, i.e. the aro part in his aroace identity. As well as a consistent feeling that my aroness was erased when I identified as aroace and is ultimately one of the reasons I dropped the ace part of the label.
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jaythes1mp · 2 months ago
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Bro pandas are literally bears!! And also they have mauled people before which is a shame because they are so cute and friend shaped 🥲 like have you seen their claws?? Yikes
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No I have not???????????? Excuse me, whatt???????????
I’m too used to the Chinese zoo panda videos where they’re so cute and cuddly with the workers… What????????????
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puhpandas · 10 months ago
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SCOTT HAS JUST CONFIRMED TALESGAMES AND STICHLINEGAMES ARE CANON
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people in the replies said the same thing but this is a classic way of scott cawthon either dodging the question or saying 'its up to interpretation, you get to choose'. i dont think that statement applies though because like. there are literally some canon books in TFTP that arent apart of a special (clearly canon) epilogue line and the epilogues in FF like. are kinda impossible to work in universe. so my guess is dodging the question
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bluepandadraws-log · 4 months ago
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I wannna show what I COOKED but it's too close to yesterday's comic so I gotta WAIT AAAAAaUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH *biting and snarling*
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 1 year ago
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panda may that would so cute
Waiter: What will you be having today?
May M: Oh, just a salad.
Despite being in the Phyla Carnivora, Giant Pandas are Folivores - Herbivore that specialize in Leaf eating, Bamboo leaves being 90% of their diet, with the other one percent being Shoots, Tubers, And Smaller rodents or Carrion.
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Robyn: I'll be having The Champion's Meal, and we'll also have Honey toast, Scrambled Eggs, Fish Fry and the Fruit Platter.
Waiter: Is that All?
Robyn: Yep! thank you!
Waiter: I'll be back then! *They Leave*
Robyn: ... You need to eat Actual food May.
May: *Embarrassed* I know ...
In Captivity Giant Pandas are also fed additional items, such as Honey, Eggs, Fish, Yams, Bananas, Oranges, Shrub Leaves, and other Specially Prepared Food
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Shark!Jaune: Okay! Ready?
Gator!Yang: Hold on, I think SOmeone's joinming us
May: Hello! Is this the Basal Faunus Meeting?
Jaune: Yep! It's nice to see you again Ms. Marigold!
Giant Pandas are a Basal Species in the family Ursidae - This Means they are they least Changed from their Common ancestor to other Bears. Surprisingly.
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Fiona: thanks for watching My Nieces may- Where's The other one?
May: The other one?
Robyn: She's right here!
May: There were Two?!?!
At one point there was a Giant Panda that gave birth to Twins, which was a cause for Celebration. Unfortunately, in order to unsure the Mother would pay attention to each Cub equally, one was often swapped out for the other. Otherwise, only the stronger/bigger one would've survived.
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May M: Hello.
May Z: Uhm .... Hi?
The prefix "Giant" Panda was given to keep them from being confused with Red Pandas, which are mustelids, more closely related to Raccoons.
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tiredpandaportfolio · 1 year ago
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Dante trying to make pizza at home for the first time would be a nightmare. RIP the poor kitchen
It takes me way longer to get these out than I like.
It was the closure of his favorite pizza joint that really pushed him over the edge. Financial troubles, they claimed. Dante could maybe understand that. They had the perfect balance of cheap and quality pizza in that part of town--and they were willing to deliver to his alley, something most pizza joints balked at.
With good reason, perhaps.
Still, he told himself. Wasn't the end of the world, was it?
He tried a few other pizzerias. Some did not want to get their delivery crews anywhere near the whole neighborhood. Of those that did, their fare was either way too expensive for his wallet, or some kind of disgrace that should be ashamed of calling itself pizza. He was very particular about his pizza. He hated anything too greasy, or that was all bread and not enough toppings, or when the cheese had a funky smell, or when the store was stingy with the meat. 
He struggled through the first two weeks. Just when he thought he’d found some hopefuls, he also found out that they were a lot less forgiving than his old usual about being owed money. They cut him off at once and even spread the word.
“Aaah… what’s a man gotta do for some decent pizza around here,” Dante grumbled as he sat back against his large chair, frustrated.
He knocked the last of the fliers into the wastebasket where others lay crumpled. Every last one of these stores among them had let him down. Sure, he could go out to eat but he’d much rather have it brought to his doorstep so he could enjoy his pizza in peace. The frozen pizzas he’d gotten to tide him over were not cutting it anymore. They were too small, too thin, too stingy with everything. He needed something with substance.
As he glared at the ceiling fan, a dreadful thought came to him. He would have to seek advice. He carefully considered who he could entrust with this secret. Trish was out. She would purposefully just tell him to eat something else, just to amuse herself at his frustration. Lady would make it about money, like she always did. He grumbled. No, there was only one person who’d give him a straight answer… for a price. He sighed. He hated this, but he’d have to bite the bullet. 
He sat up and dragged his phone close, wedged the receiver between his ear and shoulder and irritably dialed the number, his finger dragging the dial round and round with practiced speed and mindfulness not to actually break the damn thing. The crackly dialing tone made his leg bounce with frustration.
“C’mon… c’mon…” he muttered through his teeth. 
She took her time answering. He heard the click of her answer and then the soft, tired voice: “Hello?”
“Hey Twig,” Dante said, leg still bouncing. “Still sleepin’ in? It’s 5 in the evening.”
“No,” Tess sighed from the other end of the line. “That’s you, ‘till someone walks in and gives you a load of trouble. Or scarfing down another pizza.”
“Funny you should say that,” he said.
“Anyway, what’s happened now?”
Dante smirked tartly. “Now why would you say that, Twig?” 
“Because you never call just to chat,” Tess replied in a similar tart tone.
“Alright, alright,” he chuckled. “Listen, I need a tiny favor.”
“If you’re gonna ask me to ‘magic your coat clean’ again I’m going to hang up.”
“Wait, wait, wait–” Dante said quickly. “No, I just wanna ask you something.” 
“Oh,” Tess said sheepishly. “What’s up? Ghost stuff?” 
“No, no, it’s something dumb,” he admitted. “Listen, this stays between us, alright? I’ve got dirt on you too, don’t forget.” 
“Yeah, yeah, just out with it, you fusspot.”
Dante braced himself and breathed in. “Alright, listen. I need your unbiased opinion, as an Italian.” 
“Oh boy,” Tess said and he heard her smirking.
“So… what’s the best pizza place in town, right now, in your expert opinion?” he asked quickly. 
“The what now…?” she echoed. “Dante… did you call me to ask about a pizzeria? Is this about your usual place closing up?” 
Dante grimaced. “Who told you that?” 
“Morisson, he saw it closed and predicted you’d lose your mind,” she chuckled. “What, are you gunning for your fix?”
He resisted the urge to hang up. “Please just give me something, I’m so done with this.” 
“I’m not some kinda pizza oracle, Dante,” Tess sighed, but he still heard her smiling. “I don’t know man, have you tried Rossellini’s? Oh but they wouldn’t deliver to your end of town, would they…”
Dante growled. “No, they don’t and it bugs me. They have good pizza.”
“Well… not sure what to tell you then, I don’t really do take out,” Tess said. “Unless you want to take a crack at making pizza.”
“Real funny–” Dante started to snark but then he blinked. Really, why didn’t he try that? He might be lazy but this was a matter of his peace of mind. If he just made his own he could have pizza whenever he wanted! And he’d make it the way he wanted! 
“I might just do that, Twig,” he said, feeling smug. 
There was a weighty pause before she replied. “Ok, just don’t burn your house down. I don’t want to think about what you’d do if all you had left were the clothes on your back–assuming you haven’t pawned them off.”
“Your confidence in me is breathtaking, Twig,” Dante snarked and hung up the phone. 
He stood up and stretched. Right. Making pizza should not be that hard. 
But it was. 
Two days later, Dante stood over his oven, fumbling with a fire extinguisher, covered in flour and his shirt stained with tomato sauce. His oven was open, spewing out a thin wisp of really smelly, dark smoke and he could barely see what was going on inside. Finally he tossed the old handheld extinguisher aside and with a grunt just grabbed the rack bare handed and pulled it out. He winced. What he was holding was a blackened oven rack with what looked like pieces of charcoal stuck to the prongs. He blinked. 
“Where’s the rest of it…?” he muttered and then cast his eyes around for a place to put it down on. 
To his dismay, the sink was full of dirty bowls, the counter was covered in flour, spilled pizza sauce and the aftermath of a carnage of chopping vegetables and meat. Even the table was covered in dirty pots and kitchenware, except for the one spot where a ratty-looking recipe book was open, its pages stained. He awkwardly elbowed aside some stuff on the small counter and tried to put the hot and charred rack down, having to quickly drop it and move to catch a falling bowl with his foot, resulting in splattering his boot and pantleg with the first, utterly failed version of his pizza sauce.
He hissed out a cuss and picked up the bowl off his foot and put it in the sink with a sigh, grabbed a grimy rag to wipe his boot and clothes down, then stooped to look inside the oven. 
“What else was I expecting…” he sighed, staring at the pile of charred remains at the bottom of the oven.
He had stupidly placed the awkwardly shaped hunk of dough straight onto the rack with just some baking paper, because he’d managed to ruin the only baking sheet he had. The previous attempt was welded to the sheet. The kitchen stunk of charred food and Dante straightened up, rubbing his back and looked around. His attempts to cook usually produced a mess but this was beyond even his greatest culinary disasters. He’d stubbornly been trying for the last two days and every time he thought he was making some kind of breakthrough, he’d stumble onto another problem. He’d gotten close a couple of times but the two that looked safe enough to eat were just terrible. Looking at the sad pile of charcoal at the bottom of his oven, Dante sighed. 
He shut the oven and then shut his eyes, tilting his head back towards the ceiling. The taste of defeat was so much worse than anything he’d eaten from his attempts and he was starting to just ruefully accept it.
“Haaaah… she’s never gonna let me live this down,” he sighed.
He trudged out of the kitchen and straight to his bathroom to peel the sweaty, dirty clothes off him. He wasn’t attached to these particular ones but he was almost impressed how he’d managed to make more of a mess on them by trying to cook than he’d ever manage by fighting demons. He would’ve been laughing at himself if he wasn’t at the end of his rope and tired. He managed to shower, only to find that there was so much flour and bits of dough stuck in his hair it took work to get it all out without it turning glue-like. When he finally dragged himself out of the shower, the office no longer smelled of burned food and he changed into fresh clothes and tried not to think about what he was going to do about the utter disaster in the kitchen.
He sat heavily into his chair with a groan and leaned back, resting his legs on the desk and stared at the ceiling. He was never good at stomaching defeat and even something as minor as this–which to his mind was not minor at all–was going to really get him down in the dumps for a good while. The last thing he wanted was someone to bother him now. 
So of course the phone rang. 
Dante grunted, almost wanting to kick the hoarse-sounding machine off his desk but instead he knocked the receiver off the base, with practiced care, and snatched it out of the air to bring it to his ear.
“Devil May Cry…” he grumbled. 
“Ah, sounds like someone’s having a bad day,” Tess said. 
Dante almost hung up and blurted something vague about her timing.
“Alright, alright, don’t get worked up,” she said, and he frustratingly could hear her grin. “Just wondering how you’re coping. Did you actually try making pizza?”
He almost snapped at her but frankly, it wouldn’t amount to anything and he was too tired to get into a fight. He sighed and leaned back into his chair. “I did.” 
There was a pause and he could easily imagine her looking amazed–or horrified. “And? Building still intact?” 
He grunted again. “It’s fine. But I sure as hell burned a couple of pizzas.”
“Guess the experiments failed,” she said, matter-of-factly.
“Big time. I’m left with a bomb-zone of a kitchen and an empty stomach,” he confessed.
“Mmm, sounds like it. I take it you’re running on fumes now, huh?”
Dante didn’t want to admit it, but he really hadn’t eaten much since yesterday and he was already feeling like his stomach was sticking to his back. “Kinda,” he grunted. “Why?”
“Well… I haven’t had lunch and I really don’t feel like eating by myself so why don’t you pick your sorry ass up and come over here,” she said. “And before you get any ideas,” she added, just as he was about to protest, “this is not pity. You’ve probably committed unspeakable sins against pizza over the last couple of days and the less we speak of that, the better. Consider this a re-education. I’m going to teach you what good pizza is.” 
Dante let out a barking laugh. “You didn’t. You can just make pizza?”
“Dude, I lived in Italy,” she said smugly. “If you can’t make pizza you get deported.”
He sat up properly. “And what, you’re willing to share?”
“Yes. Rejoice, dumbass, I’m gonna feed you. And then teach you how to make a pizza without burning your office down,” she said.
He chuckled. “Careful, Twig, I might have to propose.”
“You’re so funny. Just get over here, I have some dough ready to go. Bring some beers,” she sad. “And before you ask, no, I cannot ‘magic your kitchen clean’. Your mess, your problem.”
“You’re such an evil bitch sometimes,” he grumbled.
“Mmm, yeah, I’m so evil I’m offering to have home-made pizza with you. Now get over here, I can’t wait to see your face when you try my pizza and love it.”
“Don’t get cocky Twig, I might just say I hate it just to spite you.”
Tess laughed loudly. “Hah! Good one. I’ll have you know my pizza makes gods weep.” 
“We’ll see about that,” Dante chuckled. “Alright, save me a seat, I’ll bring the beer. I’ll grab one of those tangerine schnapps Roy likes and try and bribe him to rescue my kitchen, or something.”
“Be prepared to be reeeeeally nice to him, then,” she cackled. “See you.”
Dante grumbled and hung up after her, then stood up and stretched. Actually, he really should gracefully take this defeat and make the best he could out of it. Having pizza and some beers with Tess did not sound all that bad… her mockery aside, anyway, because she was never going to let him live this down.
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dracocheesecake · 7 months ago
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Hi hii thats me again reflexing on your Kai headcanons yayy
How do you think could Kai have identity crisis at some point due to him being a 'halfbreed'? Yeah I understand that kfp is a world of anthropomorphic animals and nations don't really work in our sense but still xd I mean, (back to one of your writings) in childhood he used to be not treated well because of his mongolian roots. Later I think he could have struggled a little if the side he choose to fight (on?by?with? -m not native srry) is the right one. His ancestors from both sides have been historical enemies for generations, Kai probably had a lot to think about
I have a lot of headcanons and thoughts about this specific topic, so I'll try to summarize it as best as I can: to answer it straight: yes and no- it depended on context.
Warning: racism, some foul language
In my headcanons Kai joined up with the Immortal Army (what the Qin state army called themselves), at one point trying to put an emperor Candidate named Lord Bohai into power.
They fought against not only enemy mongolian tribes, but also the huns and the other Chinese states with their armies and emperor candidates, as well as various warlords attempting to seize power at this tumultuous period in history.
Khaltmaa's herd wasn't apart of the coalition of clans that attacked China- they were just traders, a family of nomads moving place to place- they actually left Mongolia to escape the fighting that was going on at the time, and came to the Qin state because it's immense military strength made it relatively stable; however, because they were Mongolian, they were treated only a little better than the enemy clans- “painted with the same brush”, you know how ignorant people are.
Kai received a lot of discrimination and abuse in the army because of this, and they actually blamed his bloodlust and sadism on his mongolian blood, which filled Kai with shame, knowing his mother and her family were peaceful, kind, civilized people from a rich culture; but Kai rose up the ranks quickly to escape the abuse, and flaunted his heritage as an act of defiance. He and Oogway bonded over their foreign backgrounds, because Oogway also suffered similarly, especially from General Jiahao, who never missed an opportunity to make remarks:
To Kai: “Your father must have either been desperate or a sick kind of pervert, to mix good Chinese blood with that of a savage whore; and look what such an ill-fated mating created.” 
And for Oogway:
"What islander dribble are you speaking, now? You came all the way over the seas from your speck of dirt in the ocean, and you can't learn how to speak our language properly? Are all the tortoises where you come from slow in mind as well?"
It didn't help matters when they actually went to fight those mongolian clans. There was talk of Kai joining in with his "breathren", or feeling guilt for cutting down his "cousins" in battle; Kai had no relations in these clans, but it wouldn’t help to explain it. Of course, once Kai and Oogway became warlords, they never heard such talk again.
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puppyeared · 11 months ago
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I play animal jam :]
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thank u for your input tumblr user majachee. sadly i have never played animal jam and im a disgrace to the furry community
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blushblushbear · 1 month ago
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What if the kitsune’s got jealous?
Aki
tries to play it off like he's not jealous
is failing miserably
IT'S SO OBVS HE'S JEALOUS
is going to look for your attention once they're gone
might even ask if he's still your favorite when you two are alone
in a very pouty way of course
will step in and mention how much he enjoys being your BOYFRIEND
they're mine mine mine take the hint step off loser
lol
is very pouty later but NEEDS those affirmation cuddles
kicked puppy about the whole affair
and yet will still try and deny he's jealous
at least at first
maybe one of the only kistune boys who will finally be like OKAY FINE I'M JEALOUS, YOU DON'T GIVE ME ATTENTION LIKE THAT, GIVE ME ATTENTION NOW PLEASE OKAY
will accept apologies in the form of affection, cuddles, and snacks if you feel so inclined
but mostly just wants to be your center of attention again
will use tricks, pranks and even more puppy dog eyes to achieve that goal
Haru
tries and mostly succeeds at keeping it subtle
mostly
he's given away by the fact that he's usually not this tense
or this terriorial
very 'is this guy bothering you' vibes
will also be very clingy/affectionate around his target of jealousy just so they get the message
what exactly do they think they're getting all chummy with their partner for??
and where do they think they're going with this shtick???
excuse them????
some nerve
anyway
kiss honey <3
will also puppy dog for your attention but he may lay it on thicker than Aki
clinging to you
excessive pouting
asking if you if you want him to do that thing you like later tonight wink
cling cling hug hug kiss kiss IGNORES THE PEST THEY AREN'T WORTH HIS TIME but like a little kiss cause he misses your lips???
will low key deny the jealousy but also maybe confirm it in a backhanded way
'I get why they were all over you, who wouldn't be-- but didn't think you'd reciprocate. And with your boyfriend around. One would even think you're just TRYING to make me jealous'
and then he pouts
though sometimes it's followed with a expression of fear that he's not good enough
'are they... doing something I'm not for you??? what about them do you like so much better than me???'
gets really insecure about the whole affair frankly
also a little possessive
Fuyu
the KING of pretending he's not jealous while DEFINITELY WEARING IT ON HIS SHOULDER lol
it triggers a downward spiral of pride and insecurities
he both simultaneously knows he is a catch and also knows he is a bore/brute
worries and frets about the attention you were giving others
doesn't bring it up till you ask but also doesn't make it subtle that he's in a huff
pretends not to care or notice the attention he believes you were LAVISHING on the other party but it's so obvious it's eating away at him
but just as easily as he is made huffy, he is also soothed
a few kisses, a few words and acts of affection and he is putty in your hands once more
until his jealously is struck up again
he's ego is so fragile and his belief that he deserves your love so shaky that frankly the jealous gambit is a semi-normal part of your relationship
he doesn't necessarily put A Whole Show On about it every time but he does get quietly jealous fairly easily and will need to be reassured some what frequently
all while stubbornly holding to that he is not jealous and does not need to be coo'ed and coddled like a fussy child but also he's waiting for his kisses in he most pouty fashion imaginably while also denying that he's even doing so
such an ancient child this one can be...
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ssstarlighttt · 15 days ago
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Trick or Treat!
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happy halloween! panda, rudolf, and brock made some s’mores for you!
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asexualbookbird · 6 months ago
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April's gone already? Wow, really flew on by huh! I finished a bunch of Secret Projects which I'll be able to share soon! Played a lot of Project Sekai, too much maybe, do not ask for numbers I do not wish to know, and read some books. Not a lot, but some. I've not been very good at the book part of book blogging, but that's okay! Started a knitted hat for my mom, and made progress on the Never Ending Blanket.
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Emily Wilde's Encyclopedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett ⭐⭐ - I was very disappointed in this. If I had writerly abilities and disciplines, I'd rewrite it because the bones are there! It has potential! Until then, I will hold on to what I've read of Lady Trent.
Midnight Riot by Ben Aaronovitch ⭐⭐⭐⭐- Fun! Silly! Exciting! I've been successfully bullied into reading Rivers of London! There were some bits that lagged, but it's a good start to a series and I've already checked out book two from the library so that tells you all you need to know.
Locklands by Robert Jackson Bennet ⭐⭐⭐- Not my favorite of the trilogy, but LOOK AT ME FINISHING A SERIES! This actually made me Hate Clef, and there wasn't a whole lot of scriving going on which is what I really enjoyed about the first two. Still, a decent enough ending to the series, though the epilogue kept me from hating it outright.
Reading goals for May are read and annotate a book for a friend (in progress), Moon over Soho, and System Collapse. I am behind on my bullet journal so I'd like to catch up on that too. I have a few sewing projects to attend to, and a few long term crocheting projects to work on as well. Birthday was lowkey and fun, friends have sent me lovely gifts! And of course, at some point, I will start BG3 and liveblog the progress. Yall will not be spared. Happy May! <3
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pigeonstab · 2 months ago
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PIGEON I have an extremely important question for you it's like life or death it's so important!!
When you go to a zoo which animal do you HAVE to see, like you can't leave without going to this animal's place?
Also how was your day? :D
AH!!! OTTERS!! cause they're my mom's favourite!!
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Crisis averted, My day was good! I did nothing but lay in bed until like 6pm but y'know, happens. My mom even brought be cake and milk cause she didn't see me come down to eat (;^ ^)
What about you? How was your day? what animal would you choose?
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