#Shark!faunus jaune

[notmaplemable]

Yang: I still have no idea what Ruby sees in you.

Shark Jaune: I don't either. Might have something to do with our DP nights.

Yang: DP?

Jaune: Yeah, Ruby really loves DP. It's kind of tiring for me though.

Yang: ...I'll give you 5 a second head start. Better start running.

Jaune: What? Why are you so mad about our Den & Pat nights?

Yang: Explain.

Jaune: We go to a private room and hangout while I give Ruby head pats. What did you think I meant?

[howlingday]

Yang: Didn't you say you'd, "shove a cactus up your dickhole before you let that shark anywhere near you"?

Weiss: Y-Yes, well...

Jaune: (Sleeping naked next to her)

Weiss: (Ahem!) It was a... large cactus.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Shark!Faunus Jaune: That Mint girl from team CMEN is kinda cute?

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: I mean- Pyrrha you know what I mean! I wouldn't ogle someone else!

Pyrrha: Oh know, I know! I trust you! I was just thinking about something.

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Pyrrha: Oh Jaune~

Jaune: Yeah- Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: I got that Mint girl you were Looking at!

Lionfish!Faunus Neo: HELP.

Jaune: ... Why?

Pyrrha: Well, I thought she was cute too! So I thought we could ... Y'know. Share her?

Jaune: Are you okay with this?

Neo: If she stops being absolutely fucking terrifying!

Jaune: Pyrrha Put her down.

Pyrrha: *Setting Neo Down*

Neo: Okay, now, How good are you two with your mouths?

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Inspiration

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Nora: the best part about Dating two faunus is the four dicks.

Yang: That's cap. No way both of them got that.

Snake!faunus Ren: ... *Sips tea*

Shark!faunus Jaune: *Blushes, looks away*

Yang: ... Pyrrha. Pyrrha tell me she's lying.

Pyrrha: ... It is not her favorite part of the situation.

Yang: Everytime I talk with the four of you I learn something new.

Yang: And sometimes I'm reminded Ignorance is Bliss.

[theredheadedace]

[littlelewdmable]

Shark Jaune: You know the worst part about have two dick is cumming too early because my girlfriend wanted me to stick them in both holes at once.

Jaune: I mean seriously, it happens like every time.

Saphron: ...Okay?

[epic-arc]

I think you know what she did...

(For you @rwby-encrusted-blog)

[superiorsturgeon]

I may have just had the best/stupidest idea ever in relation to Shark!faunus Jaune.

Two words:

Remora Faunus

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Ruby: Hey Jaune! How’s your morning…going…?

Jaune: *yawns* Oh hey Ruby. Just on my way to class.

Neo: *clinging to Jaune’s back disguised as Mint* 😁👋

Ruby: …uh, Jaune…? Do you know that there’s someone on your back?

Jaune: Huh? Oh, right. This is Mint. She’s catching a ride to breakfast since it’s on the way.

Ruby: …do you normally give rides to people?

Jaune: *yawns* Not usually, but since I’m too tired to shake her off I figured she can just come along. Especially since she sometimes cleans up when I don’t finish dinner.

Neo: *signs* It tastes better when it’s off his plate! 😋

[dragonking10]

Jaune walks up to Ruby with his hands behind his back.

Jaune: Hey Ruby.

Ruby turns to Jaune

Ruby: Oh hey Jaune!

Jaune: I got something for you.

Ruby: OOH! What is it? 😃

Jaune puts his hands out and revealed the gift.

Jaune: Ta Da! 😄

Ruby: A... string? 🤨

Jaune opened his eyes to look and noticed he forgot something to add to the string.

Jaune: Oh yeah that's right, hey you got a mirror?

Ruby confused: Uh sure?

Ruby hands him a hand held mirror

Jaune: Thanks! Here hold this.

Jaune hands her the string and grabs the pliers outta nowhere, looked to the mirror and opened his mouth revealing rows of sharp teeth.

Jaune quickly found the biggest one he could find and with some effort, he pulled his tooth out with the pliers.

Jaune: OW! Give me a moment.

Jaune then quickly went to bathroom to clean the tooth and grabbed Weiss' nail file and started to smooth out the tooth making it dull enough so it wouldn't hurt Ruby.

After Jaune was done he came back to Ruby and grabs the string, turned around and tied to tooth with the string.

After he was done he turned around and revealed a shark tooth necklace.

Jaune: Now Ta Da! 😅

Ruby doesn't know whether to feel touched that Jaune made her a necklace or concerned thay he got hurt making it.

But she decided the former considering her boyfriend went through all that trouble besides it kinda made her feel loved.

Ruby smiled: Thanks Jaune. Can you put it on me?

Jaune smiled: It'll be an honour!

Ruby smiled and turned around so Jaune could place the necklace around her neck. After Jaune was done, Ruby looked at the mirror staring at the necklace.

Ruby touches the necklace around her neck and smiled

Ruby: I love it! ☺️

Jaune smiled: I'm glad.😄

Ruby then surprised Jaune with a kiss on the lips but quickly wrapped his arms around her kissing her back.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Blake 'eating' a shark, huh?

Do you think Blake could take a shark in a fistfight?

Fist fight???

The desire for fish is strong with this one. She wouldn’t need any hands to defeat it, she would eat it before it could eat her. 

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: *Nibbling on Penny's arm*

Penny: I'm rather used to Boyfriend-Jaune nibbling on me.

Penny: But Friend-Weiss-

Weiss: *Nibbling on her other arm*

Penny: -I'm rather puzzled by.

Weiss: I can explain.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Shark!Faunus) Uh, h-hey, Weiss!

Weiss: Hello, Jaune.

Jaune: So, uh... Big day tomorrow, right?

Weiss: Uh-huh.

Jaune: Lot of, uh, hard work for all of us to pull through and not die, right?

Weiss: Yes...?

Jaune: ...Ah, fucking- Listen, Weiss, you need to know I love... love...

Weiss: ?

Jaune: I love... the way you fight. Your finesse and well-trained movements out on the battlefield makes me glad to have someone like you fighting by my side. And I... really, really, really like you for that.

Weiss: Oh, uh, thank you. (Smiles)

Jaune: (Blushing) You're welcome... (Turns) ANYWAYS! GOTTA GET PLENTY OF SLEEP FOR THE FIGHT TOMORROW! GOOD NIGHT! (Leaves)

Yang: ...So, what do you think?

Weiss: Think about what?

Yang: You and him? Going upstairs? Fuckin?

Weiss: (Scoffs) Don't be so crass, Xiao Long! I would never!

Yang: (Shrugs) Alright. But, uh, I did hear a rumor that he has two dicks.

Weiss: Ah... Huh... Really?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Octopus!Faunus Emerald: Denji looking motherfucker!

Shark!Faunus Jaune: Hey Agent Eight, the DJ Octavio called and he wants his soldier back!

Emerald: That the best you could come up with Brucey?

Jaune: I'll make you stick your foot in your mouth for that! And it won't be hard Cephalopod!

Emerald: Why am not surprised the sharpest thing about is your teeth?

Jaune: Did you just call me dimwitted?

Emerald: I mean, I've got more grey matter than you do.

Ruby: Should we stop them?

Nora: Nah, Let it happen.

Jaune: So what? I fancy myself pretty Charismatic, even if you're smarter than I am! that means I don't need to rely on my semblance to get what I want from people!

Emerald: OH, Ow! MY Heart. What a fucking joke. Charisma means jack if you can't back it up.

Jaune: I'll show you how good I am with my tongue!

Emerald: Then Do it, Pussy.

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Nora: And that's how your parents got together!

Topaz Kid:

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Gorilla!faunus Tai: It's not about how big it is, It's how you use it.

Barnacle!Faunus Neptune: True, Size can be as much of a Hindernace as it is a Helper.

Shark!Faunus Jaune: Pulling Double time can get overwhelming, but it does let you please an extra person.

Snake!Faunus Ren: Or please one person twice as much.

Hyena!Faunus Yang: ... This might be a bad question to ask infront of my dad, but have any of you ever tried Sounding?

I'm not Explaining Shit. Your turn to figure it out MFer's.

[itsupermanti]

Jaune Arc meets the Arc Verse

Inspired by this dub of a @90spiderbros comic;

Volume 7 Jaune+Ice Queendom Jaune(arms over each other’s shoulders as they wave at various other Jaune’s): Hey guys!

Grimm Jaune(pulling up his hood as he walks away): Ok, that’s it. I’m out of here!

Volume 6 Jaune:(addressing Ice Queendom): Wait, so your Beacon didn’t fall and you’re completing your Hunstmen training?

The Hunstman: Dude…

Sh-Arc: Grats.

Volume 3(grabbing Grimm by the hood): Oh no you don’t! Come back here.

Grimm(holding his hands up as Volume 3 glares at him): Okay! Geez! I’m not going anywhere.

Volume 6(talking to Volume 7): What?! You got your license already? And are serving in Atlas?

Volume 7: Cool, right? I think it’s a good sign. A real fresh start.

Volume 6: You seem pretty cheerful for someone who could be dead in the next few hours.

Volume 7: Don’t worry guys, I GOT this!

The Huntsman(crossing his arms): Would you just be careful? The last time I was as optimistic as you I had to get blown up by Torchwick as I chased him.

Ice Queendom(shocked): Sweet Oum, dude!

Grimm(smirking): Amateurs! Every Jaune knows their near death count should be in the hundreds!

Volume 7(smiling without seeing Rusted Knight Jaune behind him with his helmet on): Everything’s gonna be fine!

Ice Queendom(whispering to Volume 6 as he spots Rusted Knight behind Volume 7): Should we tell them?

Volume 6(arms crossed): No.

[littlelewdmable]

I remember you saying you would be open to lewd shark Jaune. could you write Weiss responces to finding out her lover has two dicks

Going to go more comedy than smut here, but you'll probably get some war of the roses action in the reblogs.

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Weiss: So how big is your penis?

Jaune: ...Why?

Weiss: I'm having bet with Blake and Yang to see who's boyfriend's penis is the largest.

Jaune: ...Why?

Weiss: Because they both need to be put in their place.

Jaune: ...Okay...

Weiss: So?

Jaune: Well, first... Penises.

Weiss: Pardon?

Jaune: I have two dicks.

Weiss: ...How?

Jaune: Well, I mean, sharks do. I'm a shark faunus.

Weiss: Are they... shark penises?

Jaune: No, they're regular human dicks. You either get two human dicks or a shark one. At least that's what my dad says.

Weiss: Are they vertically stacked or horizontally?

Jaune: Huh?

Weiss: Side by side, or one on top of the other.

Jaune: Side by side.

Weiss: Do you have four testicles as well?

Jaune: No, I've got normal balls.

Weiss: Can you ejaculate from both of them?

Jaune: Yeah.

Weiss: From one at a time?

Jaune: Nope.

Weiss: Are they both the same size?

Jaune: Pretty much the same size. Both about 10 inches.

Weiss: 10 inches!?

Jaune: Yeah.

Weiss: Pants off now! I'm calling Ruby.

Jaune: And there goes my afternoon.