#ask daria

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

The Powers That Be didn't give me a raise but they gave me a paid vacation day.

At least I'll be away from any possible head-inducing work incidents here at the beach.

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

This has been my daily mantra ever since I got hired. -🤓

[saintbleeding]

[ID: Digital art of Daria from The Magnus Protocol. They are a thin person with pale skin and wavy, mid-brown hair with bleached tips. They stand with one hand cradling their chin in thought as their painting-self reaches out from the canvas in front of them, removing their lips with a slightly bloodied palette knife and a smile. The painting-Daria’s tattoo is more vibrant and detailed, and they have warmer-toned skin and natural honey-blonde hair, elegantly styled. Behind the two figures there is a red-toned mish-mash of erratic lines and blended textures. End ID.]

my fave thing about this episode is it allows me to ponder at length the question of “given the opportunity, would dorian gray have had a weird gay thing with his portrait?” (obviously yes)

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

Taking on this job has given me permanent brain damage. I’m pretty sure I can sue for this.

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

Have any other words been able to sum up what my life has become as well as this? -🤓

Dammit!

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

can you do daria stamps/gifs? its ok if not <3

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

First off on my to-do list: find a job that pays as well as this one but doesn’t require me to interact with so many other Noncanon Reality Warping Entities.

Doable? Not in the slightest.

[thesovereignsring-if]

MC wants to surprise the ROs and the bros with a present! what should they give each one of them?

Alberich: The latest trashiest love novel in the market. If the middle aged mother are raving about it, he’d want to read it too.

Sieghardt: He not very picky about gifts. Maybe some polish for his armour would make him happy. But he does love homemade cookies!

Finny: Take him out to dinner! Or training! He’ll love gifts where he can spend time with others. But he does collect marbles for fun.

Thea: cute little accessories she can wear around. And show off to people.

Linnet: She’s a bit of a weapons but, so she’d go crazy for a new spear or armor to wear. (So pricey!!)

Helios: Sex toys.

Medea: She’d like things to cuddle like teddy bears. She’d also appreciate things she can sew with or freshly cut flowers.

Eirik: lmao he’d by a present for himself- but he’d like something from antique or a natural treasure form the sea.

Daria/Darius: Anything that is sentimental to the MC. Or something that matches so they know a part of the MC is with them and vice versa.

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

@ask-jane-lane

Tell anyone about this time, and I will destroy you. -🤓

Daria: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I’ll wait.

Jane: You and me.

Daria: *tearing up* Alright.

[blackbat05]

Daria’s latest vlog with Anna:

D: So… Carrot Cake, yes or no?

A: … *about to end this girl*

[seraphinitegames]

I have a question about Unit Victor.

We know by now that Alima is one of M’s “one nighters”. But what about Daria? Has she had interest in any of UB? Cause I got the feeling that on F’s route she’s a bit disappointed when Detective admits that they’re together.

Yeah, Daria definitely has a crush on F. Not like major levels like Alima feels for M, just that she fancies them and would have been willing to give it a try if given the chance :D

UB have a lot of admirers in the facility! Though I imagine there's a lot of fancying going on around the facility with all the supenaturals as good looking as they are, hehe!

But, it being a romance game, I love to put small hints of things like this literally wherever I can!

Thank you so much for the ask! :)

[robotpussy]

Webpages on the Daria website via MTV.com in 2001 (Part 1)

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

Never going to happen. -🤓

daria and brittany. scandalous

[nachobra]

https://twitter.com/mondonews/status/1780642810388967472?s=46 what da fuq… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

(Steals your glasses.) -💰

@the-burglar-from-sims-1

My glasses! -☹️

[repurposedmeatlocker]

If you had to eradicate one B&BH ship from existence, which one would it be?

UMMMMM probably Butt-Head x Daria 🫣

I guess whatever floats your boat. I'm in no position to judge in regards to fictional ships. There isn't anything inherently WRONG with it, but I just find it EXTREMELY out of character on both ends. Daria doesn't give af about Butt-Head or Beavis. At most she tolerates them or sees them doing bullshit like "woah! That's crazy guys. Get well soon!" Butt-Head is much the same. At no point in the run of the show do I see a smidge of chemistry between them that would suggest something romantic. When it comes to indulging in fan content for things like this, I tend to have a preference for sticking somewhat close to canon. I just can't see it as something that works whereas something like Butt-Head and Beavis is implied enough in the show as a joke to build off a legitimate interpretation.