#ask daria

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

LUTUALVERSE WRAP-UP: After the Dance

@askoverlordvox can't sue me for this because this interaction technically doesn't even exist. Looks like The Powers That Be got bored and decided to load more busywork onto me (again) which is why I've been tasked with delivering the all-encompassing Lutualverse Wrap-Up. Come join me on this recap of sad gays and what they're doing on your dashboard. 'Tis the season for Flashbacks, because we have backstories in spades. @ask-sera has been taking @ask-emily-em-emmy on a traumatic trip through Heaven which totally doesn't foreshadow anything going on in the current timeline.

And we can't forget about the love-at-first-bite saga between @exorcist-ava and @exorcist-canine, something that all started when a young, smoke-free Ava rearranges Canine's nose with her teeth for tormenting @seraphim-adina, and then continued when they met again later and vandalized some property in the name of romance and artistic expression. This hectic little love story continues with some second date pole-dancing and ends with Canine accepting Ava's aromanticism by breaking up with her. Young love. Never works out.

@your-favorite-therapist has been busy in the past with helping our resident cousin of the cobra chicken @seraphim-sarai find her mentor and with helping Ava, still (mostly) smoke-free, embrace her inner New Yorker, bringing Ava one step closer to the bushy-browed street rat we all know and (somehow) love.

Another blast from the past to keep an eye on is the first meeting between @sinner-peyton and @ask-sadie-morgan during their living years. Peyton before her character development era? Gee, we all know how that will end.

And now in the current timeline, we have @the-cozy-shark opening for business after a conversation between @zestialmorde and @helluvahotelfan. And because this is a Lutualverse event, we can't have peace for five minutes.

Like any sane person, @ask-kori decides to kidnap and torture Ava, all while Canine and Sarai get kidnapped by the newly appointed Goetia @prince-pruflas as they try to get to the Envy Ring. On that note, I should probably mention that @ask-king-paimon decided to remember that @official-stolas was his son just so he could disown him after the whole trial ordeal. @your-favorite-spyho died but got better, and ends up returning to Hell to commit an act of public indecency with Adina after she comes to take him back. @sinner-obie is hard at work turning Peyton into a decent person through the power of love and sweatpants. On the NRWE-verse side of things, @joyer-is-joy has been hard work trying to build a harem from canon and non-canon entities alike. Why? Hell if I know. I just work here. So that's it for today's fascinating wrap-up. @ask-jane-lane, if you're reading this...

-🤓

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

This has been my daily mantra ever since I got hired. -🤓

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

Taking on this job has given me permanent brain damage. I’m pretty sure I can sue for this.

[saintbleeding]

[ID: Digital art of Daria from The Magnus Protocol. They are a thin person with pale skin and wavy, mid-brown hair with bleached tips. They stand with one hand cradling their chin in thought as their painting-self reaches out from the canvas in front of them, removing their lips with a slightly bloodied palette knife and a smile. The painting-Daria’s tattoo is more vibrant and detailed, and they have warmer-toned skin and natural honey-blonde hair, elegantly styled. Behind the two figures there is a red-toned mish-mash of erratic lines and blended textures. End ID.]

my fave thing about this episode is it allows me to ponder at length the question of “given the opportunity, would dorian gray have had a weird gay thing with his portrait?” (obviously yes)

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

can you do daria stamps/gifs? its ok if not <3

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

Have any other words been able to sum up what my life has become as well as this? -🤓

Dammit!

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

Salutations, good to be back on the air. -🤓

[thesovereignsring-if]

MC wants to surprise the ROs and the bros with a present! what should they give each one of them?

Alberich: The latest trashiest love novel in the market. If the middle aged mother are raving about it, he’d want to read it too.

Sieghardt: He not very picky about gifts. Maybe some polish for his armour would make him happy. But he does love homemade cookies!

Finny: Take him out to dinner! Or training! He’ll love gifts where he can spend time with others. But he does collect marbles for fun.

Thea: cute little accessories she can wear around. And show off to people.

Linnet: She’s a bit of a weapons but, so she’d go crazy for a new spear or armor to wear. (So pricey!!)

Helios: Sex toys.

Medea: She’d like things to cuddle like teddy bears. She’d also appreciate things she can sew with or freshly cut flowers.

Eirik: lmao he’d by a present for himself- but he’d like something from antique or a natural treasure form the sea.

Daria/Darius: Anything that is sentimental to the MC. Or something that matches so they know a part of the MC is with them and vice versa.

[littlestar-center]

Do the kid toons have parents/caregivers? Or are they just left to their own devices?

(The toons themselves are Toonhandlers!)

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

@ask-jane-lane

Tell anyone about this time, and I will destroy you. -🤓

Daria: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I’ll wait.

Jane: You and me.

Daria: *tearing up* Alright.

[blackbat05]

Daria’s latest vlog with Anna:

D: So… Carrot Cake, yes or no?

A: … *about to end this girl*

[seraphinitegames]

I have a question about Unit Victor.

We know by now that Alima is one of M’s “one nighters”. But what about Daria? Has she had interest in any of UB? Cause I got the feeling that on F’s route she’s a bit disappointed when Detective admits that they’re together.

Yeah, Daria definitely has a crush on F. Not like major levels like Alima feels for M, just that she fancies them and would have been willing to give it a try if given the chance :D

UB have a lot of admirers in the facility! Though I imagine there's a lot of fancying going on around the facility with all the supenaturals as good looking as they are, hehe!

But, it being a romance game, I love to put small hints of things like this literally wherever I can!

Thank you so much for the ask! :)

[nachobra]

https://twitter.com/mondonews/status/1780642810388967472?s=46 what da fuq… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

Do I even have to explain why this is on my dash anymore? -🤓

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

The Powers That Be didn't give me a raise but they gave me a paid vacation day.

At least I'll be away from any possible head-inducing work incidents here at the beach.

[repurposedmeatlocker]

If you had to eradicate one B&BH ship from existence, which one would it be?

UMMMMM probably Butt-Head x Daria 🫣

I guess whatever floats your boat. I'm in no position to judge in regards to fictional ships. There isn't anything inherently WRONG with it, but I just find it EXTREMELY out of character on both ends. Daria doesn't give af about Butt-Head or Beavis. At most she tolerates them or sees them doing bullshit like "woah! That's crazy guys. Get well soon!" Butt-Head is much the same. At no point in the run of the show do I see a smidge of chemistry between them that would suggest something romantic. When it comes to indulging in fan content for things like this, I tend to have a preference for sticking somewhat close to canon. I just can't see it as something that works whereas something like Butt-Head and Beavis is implied enough in the show as a joke to build off a legitimate interpretation.