#ask box meme response

[soulfullofold]

smash or pass feat. random wikipedia articles from my bookmarks folder: stromatoliths, the mythological motif of the world-egg, baklava, apollo's belt, mithridatism, Benten Kozō / 弁天小僧, nubecula minor.

STROMATOLITHS SMASH

WORLD-EGG PASS

BAKLAVA SMASH

APOLLO'S BELT SMASH

MITHRIDATISM PASS

弁天小僧 thank you for the kanji SMASH

NUBECULA MINOR SMASH

[write-it-motherfuckers]

what if we replace fuck marry kill with hug adopt slap for underage characters. better version

How about hug, adopt, therapy? H.A.T for short

[aesthetic-day-dream]

✨Anonymously tell me a secret✨

✨Anonymously tell me a fact about yourself, maybe something you’re too scared to tell anyone else✨

✨Tell me anything!✨

[miishabean]

How strong would you say Glamrock Chica is?

pretty strong ngl

[sincericida]

“Petah……the horse is here”

[unopenablebox]

May I tell you something. Every time I imagine the unopenable box after which you have named your url, I imagine it is a little plastic lunchbox.

an unopenable little plastic lunchbox sounds both charming and infuriating. which delights me

[hellaciousfaith]

✟ "Do you mean to tell me I wasn't invited to the wedding?!"

Send a ✟ and a sin your muse has committed (anonymously or not) to the inbox so my muse can express forgiveness or condemnation for the action.

"None of us were, apparently. They eloped in secret, then Rin came back and got in the box just to unapologetically announce their marriage and express no regrets about it whatsoever."

[prisonicmorality]

❣ [ late but lol ]

✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧ | Sexual Attraction ✦✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Romantic Attraction ✦✦✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Crushing ✦✦✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Squishing ✦✦✦✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Sensual Attraction ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | Aesthetic Attraction

Low ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ High

[impishtubist]

25!!

25. Favorite old person activity? Complaining about the kids on my lawn.

[interdimensional-ship]

Headcanon generator meme

Lor

1. Lor doesn't own a single pair of matching socks.

“>To be fair, I don’t own a single pair of socks period.”

2. Lor is unemployed.

“>I mean… I guess?”

3. Lor has been to prison.

“>If you count the Haldera Volcano as a prison… Not too far off from one in my case I suppose.”

4. Lor can’t sit in a chair properly.

“>I’m starting to think this generator wasn’t designed with someone like me in mind. You try sitting in a chair when you don’t have legs, are too large to fit in most buildings let alone use most furniture, and have a rudder to worry about!”

5. If Lor was presented with an intergalactic portal, they would enter it without question.

“>Ok, this one makes more sense. If it was my own portal or made by someone I trust, sure, but I’m not impulsive enough to just enter random portals if I don’t have any idea where they lead or how stable they are, even if they’re large enough to accommodate someone of my size to begin with. It’s basic warp safety!”

Magolor

1. Magolor hates being alone.

“…”

Though mostly hidden by his clothing, his expression is still mostly readable as the type one makes when they really want to argue but also can’t really deny what’s been said. Being alone sucks. Nobody to play pranks on, nobody to talk to, nobody to help you when you’ve hit a rough patch, nobody to bring you back to reality when you’re stuck in your own head and don’t even realize it, nobody to take the pickles they put on your burger when you specifically asked for no pickles…

2. Magolor enjoys doing taxes.

“Uhh… Yep, sure do! Boy do I just love doing my taxes and being a perfect law abiding citizen and all that. Uh-huh.”

3. Magolor is a cat person.

“I am NOT a catboy.”

Says the catboy, who is in denial.

4. Magolor can’t make the voices go away.

“Uh, yeah I can, all I have to do is just stay awake, duh.”

If he were home right now this certainly would have started yet another conversation with Lor regarding his progress on getting over the whole nightmares stemming from a cursed artifact full of damned souls thing. Speaking of which…

5. Magolor is going to hell.

“I already DID I am NOT going through that again. Why couldn’t I get the fun quip-worthy ones? This generator is BIASED.”

((Tagged by: @bladesfromthedark))

((Tagging: @parttimepuff, anyone who wants to steal))

[dark-nymph3t]

fav lana song? :D

Hey girlllllllllllllllll! Thank you for the ask, this is honestly really difficult because of how much I love Lana lol <3 for the ask:

1. National Anthem. I don’t know to describe it, it’s just so perfect and I love it so much. It’s like, I wanna look how National Anthem feels, ya know? That makes absolutely no sense I’m sorry lol.

Also, Danny Ric from F1 is very National Anthem coded and I will take no criticism because it’s true

[soulfullofold]

Tagged by @1ore

✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you are currently listening to, then tag the squad ✨ (non-obligatory)

okay we're gonna be completely honest and not tailor for coolness

Tea for the Tillerman by Yusuf / Cat Stevens <- no particular reason! the piano and harmonies are lovely

Crop Circles by Odie Leigh <- going through a bit of an ego death approaching my birthday

Bechdel Test by Isabel Pless <- see above. a little twee for my tastes but the whole second verse has been stuck in my head

Embryonic Journey by Jefferson Airplane <- soothing guitar to me :)

The Sun by JOSEPH <- just saw them in concert and have been listening to this album a bunch

Tagging: @junkratsadstuck @good-things-do-happen-dean @bandaloop @crazysodomite @pretendingtobeclever :3 most folks have already been tagged so if you see this it's a +1 from me to do it!!

[write-it-motherfuckers]

From going through your fmk tag, I've learned that you definitely have a type and it's definitely large men with long(possibly fluffy) hair.

Shhhhhh! It wasn't a secret but shhhhhh!

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

Hello there DM! I am a (very new) DM, and I have a question. I am running a oneshot, and designing the PCs for my players (mostly inexperienced) to pick from. I haven't designed the monsters yet (waiting on the monster manual from the library) so I'm trying to decide if I should put all the PCs at level 5 or so (instead of level 1) to make sure they have a fighting chance against the monsters I send them. Would you raise their level a bit, or leave them at level 1? Or does it depend heavily on what I choose with the monsters?

Hello! Thank you so much for your ask and welcome to the wonderful world of DMing!

Starting with your question on levels, I personally recommend tapping the starting level out at level 3 with brand new players. It's not so simple that your players could get bored but also not so complicated that they could get confused and overwhelmed.

When it comes to encounters, you'll want to consider 3 things:

What story do you want to tell?

What monsters and/obstacles do you want to put in to tell that story?

What level do your players need to be in order to overcome those obstacles?

The first two are pretty self explanatory. Do you want to run a Gothic adventure? Then your players might encounter spooky mansions and vampires. Sci-fi? Spaceships and robots. Classic Fantasy? Dungeons and Dragons 😆. When you have a direction, what to fill it with becomes easy. And when you know what level your players are, then the catalog to choose from narrows down even more.

Monsters have what's called a CR level. This is their relative power level in relation to the player's level. For example, a giant rat has a CR of 1/8, a vampire has a CR of 5, and a young red dragon has a CR of 10. A level 5 party could easily handle themselves against quite a few giant rats. Likewise, they could take on one vampire, giving them a fun challenge that is easily beatable. However, put a level 5 party against a young red dragon and they very well could turn into a crispy appetizer. You don't want to run a Level 20 adventure and have your players fighting little rats in the basement nor do you want to put some bright-eyed level 1s against Tiamat herself. (I'm looking at you, Animated Cartoon.)

All in all, it's up to you! Craft an adventure that you think will be fun and more than likely your players will have fun to. Happy gaming and may the dice gods be ever in your favor!

[askdon-chan]

wha, nanoka??

[sincericida]

I mean say what you will about the witch, but things could always be a lot worse, his new girlfriend could have been a 19-21 year old influencer he met at a Michael Rubin Diddy party

I look at this and see as if I had to choose between the terrible or the absolute disgrace.