#chaos night

[impishtubist]

Hi, I just wanted to make you aware of this because I find it kind of concerning. This person you interact with a lot @elder-millennial-trash is/was a friend of mine for a while. She has a crush on you and has had a crush on you for a bit of time. And has been obsessively telling me about how she wants to fuck you. I’ve told her I don’t care to hear about it but it’s gotten to the point where she brings it up every day. She actually makes drawings of herself and what she imagines you to look like.

Just thought you should know I guess

Anon, I need you to know that within 30 seconds of you sending this last night, I had it screenshotted and was making fun of it in a group chat with @elder-millennial-trash and my partner (who gave me full permission to post this, ty @soloorganaas <3). We're mostly fascinated by your use of is/was. It's one or the other, friendo! You're either still Ali's friend or you aren't! (Spoiler, you aren't, she talks to like 5 people in this fandom and you aren't one of them). Also, "what she imagines you to look like" is very funny, because Ali has seen my government face before.

[shig-a-shig-ah]

I love Bad Ideas reader ♡ 10 and 11 please~

Oh hi friend! Thanks for playin'.

10. Do they have any regrets?

Oooooh boy, do they. As far as major regrets, I think getting arrested is the big one--using her Quirk to try and get her mom's shitty boyfriend in trouble only to have it end up hurting her too was a real lesson in how her Quirk works, and also forced her to realize that when assessing situation you sometimes have to think about more than one person. Like, what's bad for one person is sometimes bad for everyone, and conversely what's best for one person can be bad for another. Which, is gonna be pretty relevant for a key point later in the fic :)

11. Do they have any addictions?

Well. She is addicted to bad ideas and also Shig's dick

Seriously though, I don't think she has any real ones besides maybe the mainstream caffeine addiction so many of us share. In general she's actually pretty careful about not overindulging in booze or whatever, just because she's dealt with people from so many shady backgrounds and is actually fairly invested in keeping her life together. Even if 'together' for her is a very different standard than a normal person.

oc asks

[impishtubist]

A) I am DELIGHTED to see my hot take nights catching on.

B) Much as it pains me, you’re right about all of this. 🤣 Okay, number 3 doesn’t pain me, you’re 10000% right about that. 

hot take tuesday: marauders edition

james, sirius, remus, and peter never actually call themselves the marauders in canon

remus doesn't have scars in the books, only in the films**

the boys would never call mcg 'minnie' to her face. probably not in private either. they respect her too much for that. even if they didn't, that shit wouldn't fly in a 1970s public school.

pete's canonically good enough at potions to resurrect voldemort from the near-dead so. he actually got them through like 70% of the animagus process.

'prongslet' belongs in the garbage

**I'm 95% confident this is correct, but fanon's gaslighting me and making me doubt myself rn

[hemi-demi]

Alex in the opening of the first TMA fluff episode:

"Hey, we know times are tough. Here's a little break from the terrible reality with some soft content, so you can take a breath and just relax a while."

Alex in the opening of the first TMAGP fluff episode:

"Hewwo, you sick degenerate fucks. This is a callout post. I've seen your fluffy sins, and I'm gonna make damn sure you feel shame about them. Here's some tea uwu. Enjoy listening to your new scrungly blorbos have a brief moment of levity just to make their inevitable torment that much more painful for you. Yum!"

[trinits]

flames consumed the sanctuary, but she remained intact.

[wh40kartwork]

Traitor Legions

by Mick19988

[saint-sebastian-coded]

thinking about how prequels are almost always tragedies. there cannot be honour. there cannot be happy endings. the hero isn't here. the hero isn't even born yet.

[chaos-lolz]

"they forgot to give William a motive"

CAN A GIRL NOT HAVE A HOBBY??

[layaart]

Dumai from A Day of Fallen Night 🌟

[impishtubist]

It is always such a breath of fresh air when someone draws fanart of Sirius where he has muscles and body hair.

[engravedlives]

random game graphic stamps blinkies buttons

[alyakthedorklord]

Fight Club

Damian is sitting on a roof during a patrol, bored with no crime happening in his area, about to go find one of his siblings and annoy them/steal their jobs, when suddenly a voice comes out of nowhere.

“Hey, are you busy?”

He turns around, startled by how he hadn’t sensed anyone, to see a girl about his age with black hair and blue eyes just… sitting there.

“I am capable of assisting you.” He says, because he is trying to be a Good Robin and not dismiss civilians.

“Oh no I don’t need anything.” The girl says, shrugging. “If you’re on a stakeout i can go. I’m just bored. And you look fun to fight.”

Damian stares at her. She stares back.

“You think… I would be fun to fight.” He repeats. She doesn’t look like she could take on a trained assassin. She looks like any random civilian. Then again, she had snuck up on him.

“Yeah.” She shrugs, as if this is in any way normal. “So. You too busy?”

“…no.”

“Oh, awesome.” The girl bounces to her feet, and in the next second, Damian is ducking a punch as she grins brightly at him.

“I’m Dani by the way!”

[variouspolltournaments]

Propaganda

Ballister Boldheart and Ambrosius Goldenloin: No Propaganda Submitted

Mind and Heart:

Mind is referred to as "The Sun/Mr. Sun" throughout the album, and Heart is referred to as "Mr. Moon"

Sundrop and Moondrop:

Sun and moon r very silly. They're theater kids forced into a childcare role. Sun has So Much anxiety and moon is evil but not out of his own free will. They're the blorbos of all time <3333

[flamingpudding]

He's my clockwork appointed babysitter, not dad.

They failed, even they managed to beat all the cultist in time. The ritual was still completed. The leader was laughing like a maniac until Hood hit him hard with the butt of his gun, knocking the guy out cold finally. With held breaths, they watched how smoke rose from the ritual circle higher and higher until it started to form a black shadow with stars as eyes and too many teeth and limps. Batman was on his way with Constantine. Maybe they could at least contain whatever that was until they arrived.

"Who in the name of all good and holy dared to summon me?!" A static scratchy voice echoed in their ears.

No one dared to answer at first but of course Red I-fear-nothing Hood had to open his mouth earning him death glares from his siblings. "Aren't you like a demon? Why would you mention anything good and holy?"

That think was blinking at them and Tim did a double take when that think moved its many limps like it was rubbing the back of its neck.

"In the name of all bad and cursed then?" It sounded unsure still a booming echo like voice but unsure. They shared a look. Dick opened his mouth, ready to say something when suddenly a familiar voice shouted from behind them.

"Cut the crap kid! They are the Batsie and his birds belong to the good!"

They turned to see Constantine marching in with Batman right behind him. The man was throwing the but of his cigarette way as he went right up to that demon. Which apparently was not one because right as the Brite was up to it a puff of greenish some blocked their view for a moment before a white haired child stood where the demon had been seconds ago.

"The hell you doing out here kid. I told you to stay at home."

"You try resisting a summon when your all new to the fact that you can get summoned!"

"Your going to make my hair gray faster, you little chaos gremlin."

"Aw love you too!"

"Uh Constantine?" They had question of of them was that Constantine was apparently familiar with that child, demon, whatever.

"Right." The man lit another cigarette but before he could even take one drag of it he side eyed the child staring up at him before he flicked it to the side. "Bats my demon son, Danny the Bats."

"Demon son?"

"Actually I am-" They watched how Constantine covered the child's, Danny's, mouth with his hand shushing the boy.

"What did I tell you about interdimensional secrets? That's right, do not talk about them to just anyone. We are not repeating the Green Lantern incident."

Should they feel offended? It felt like they should. They weren't just anyone.

"Constantine." Batman gruffly warned, but the man held up one hand towards them. Batman was definitely offended that Green Lantern got to learn something he wasn't getting to know on Constantine's watch.

"One moment Batsie. I need to- did you gremlin just lick my hand?!"

The moment Constantine removed his hand the child stuck his tongue out at the JL Dark member and made a break for it to hide behind Batman.

"Get back here you little..."

"No! I am always stuck at home, and you promised me I would get to see the watchtower at last month!"

Batman blocked Constantine from getting to who was apparently the man's demon son. Staring at the man as the boy grinned in triumph.

"Mate get out of the way, this kid needs to get grounded again."

"For what?"

"Being a chaos gremlin that won't listen."

The rest of the batfam had only one burning question on their mind. "Which demon was willing enough to have a child with Constantine?"

Well, except for Tim who had caught the little tidbit of interdimensional secret and was wondering who Danny really was.

[fortheloveofexy]

if andrew and neil ever got married, it wouldn't be for tax benefits (they're both rich from careers in exy, what do they care about taxes) or hospital visitation rights (they're already each other's emergency contacts and legal power of attorney, they don't necessarily need marriage for that).

It'd be for spousal privilege, so they can never be forced to testify against one another in court.

[may12324]

did you miss my sketch dumps? I have been reading A Day of Fallen Night, ohohohoh boy. so many hot ladies in this book. Also Canthe is terrible but I love hate her <3