#chaos night

[impishtubist]

I’m thinking about Slytherin Sirius Black who worms his way into Harry’s life, basically inserting himself as godfather despite James’s effort to keep him away. As Harry gets older, he starts to put two and two together, realizing that the mysterious gifts he’s received over the years are from his father’s most beloathed enemy. But Harry is really curious, and once he’s left Hogwarts and has moved out of his parents’ house, he seeks out the infamous Sirius Black. It turns out, Sirius has been waiting for this for a long time 😏😏😏

Anyway, today I’m thinking about age gap, Slytherin Sirius, “son of my rival” Sirry

Ooooooooh this is DELICIOUS. Also can you imagine the MELTDOWN James has when he discovers that his newly-adult son sleeping with his enemy? Who is 20 years older? Did I mention that Sirius is his enemy????? And definitely not an enemy that James has been obsessed with for 20 years and definitely not someone James has wanked to over the years?????

James going over to Black Manor to confront Black and it's his son who answers the door instead, clad only in tiny boxers and covered in hickeys 😏

[shig-a-shig-ah]

I love Bad Ideas reader ♡ 10 and 11 please~

Oh hi friend! Thanks for playin'.

10. Do they have any regrets?

Oooooh boy, do they. As far as major regrets, I think getting arrested is the big one--using her Quirk to try and get her mom's shitty boyfriend in trouble only to have it end up hurting her too was a real lesson in how her Quirk works, and also forced her to realize that when assessing situation you sometimes have to think about more than one person. Like, what's bad for one person is sometimes bad for everyone, and conversely what's best for one person can be bad for another. Which, is gonna be pretty relevant for a key point later in the fic :)

11. Do they have any addictions?

Well. She is addicted to bad ideas and also Shig's dick

Seriously though, I don't think she has any real ones besides maybe the mainstream caffeine addiction so many of us share. In general she's actually pretty careful about not overindulging in booze or whatever, just because she's dealt with people from so many shady backgrounds and is actually fairly invested in keeping her life together. Even if 'together' for her is a very different standard than a normal person.

oc asks

[mischievous-thunder]

The Honey Badgers know everything

[chloesimaginationthings]

Cassidy and Gregory love causing FNAF chaos

[impishtubist]

A) I am DELIGHTED to see my hot take nights catching on.

B) Much as it pains me, you’re right about all of this. 🤣 Okay, number 3 doesn’t pain me, you’re 10000% right about that. 

hot take tuesday: marauders edition

james, sirius, remus, and peter never actually call themselves the marauders in canon

remus doesn't have scars in the books, only in the films**

the boys would never call mcg 'minnie' to her face. probably not in private either. they respect her too much for that. even if they didn't, that shit wouldn't fly in a 1970s public school.

pete's canonically good enough at potions to resurrect voldemort from the near-dead so. he actually got them through like 70% of the animagus process.

'prongslet' belongs in the garbage

**I'm 95% confident this is correct, but fanon's gaslighting me and making me doubt myself rn

[hemi-demi]

Alex in the opening of the first TMA fluff episode:

"Hey, we know times are tough. Here's a little break from the terrible reality with some soft content, so you can take a breath and just relax a while."

Alex in the opening of the first TMAGP fluff episode:

"Hewwo, you sick degenerate fucks. This is a callout post. I've seen your fluffy sins, and I'm gonna make damn sure you feel shame about them. Here's some tea uwu. Enjoy listening to your new scrungly blorbos have a brief moment of levity just to make their inevitable torment that much more painful for you. Yum!"

[trinits]

flames consumed the sanctuary, but she remained intact.

[wh40kartwork]

Traitor Legions

by Mick19988

[chaos-lolz]

"they forgot to give William a motive"

CAN A GIRL NOT HAVE A HOBBY??

[impishtubist]

It is always such a breath of fresh air when someone draws fanart of Sirius where he has muscles and body hair.

[chronicowboy]

hotshots xyz gets accused of homophobia because it doesn't have any canon queer characters on the show so they pull a rise of skywalker and start doing a bunch of press about an upcoming queer arc meanwhile the execs are cornering buck and eddie and going hey would you mind sharing a smooch in the back of this one scene so we can fulfill our diversity quota...

[layaart]

Dumai from A Day of Fallen Night 🌟

[engravedlives]

random game graphic stamps blinkies buttons

[alyakthedorklord]

Fight Club

Damian is sitting on a roof during a patrol, bored with no crime happening in his area, about to go find one of his siblings and annoy them/steal their jobs, when suddenly a voice comes out of nowhere.

“Hey, are you busy?”

He turns around, startled by how he hadn’t sensed anyone, to see a girl about his age with black hair and blue eyes just… sitting there.

“I am capable of assisting you.” He says, because he is trying to be a Good Robin and not dismiss civilians.

“Oh no I don’t need anything.” The girl says, shrugging. “If you’re on a stakeout i can go. I’m just bored. And you look fun to fight.”

Damian stares at her. She stares back.

“You think… I would be fun to fight.” He repeats. She doesn’t look like she could take on a trained assassin. She looks like any random civilian. Then again, she had snuck up on him.

“Yeah.” She shrugs, as if this is in any way normal. “So. You too busy?”

“…no.”

“Oh, awesome.” The girl bounces to her feet, and in the next second, Damian is ducking a punch as she grins brightly at him.

“I’m Dani by the way!”

[spyderschaos]

“Let’s watch a Christmas movie!” I say, pulling out a dvd of Dreamworks’ hit 2011 short film Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury

[variouspolltournaments]

Propaganda

Ballister Boldheart and Ambrosius Goldenloin: No Propaganda Submitted

Mind and Heart:

Mind is referred to as "The Sun/Mr. Sun" throughout the album, and Heart is referred to as "Mr. Moon"

Sundrop and Moondrop:

Sun and moon r very silly. They're theater kids forced into a childcare role. Sun has So Much anxiety and moon is evil but not out of his own free will. They're the blorbos of all time <3333