#ask bowser

[ask-the-king-bowser]

L-lord Bowser, I got this strange dream that a giant winged lightbulb was speaking to me. It said that it would “cleanse all worlds’’. It sounded good until it said that you were concerned “unpure” and that it would “erase you along with your entire kingdom”. When I woke up, I found out that there were other troops who had the same dream! Panicking, we fled to the Mushroom Kingdom because we didn’t really want to cease existing, but we found out that the toads got the same dream and were also fleeing their kingdom in fear of getting “erased”. A few trips to every other kingdom later, there is now a massive galaxy-wide panic because a lot of people got that strange winged lightbulb dream. Now I’m scared, are we really going to be erased!?

#smash bros

#world of light

What? I thought everyone already dealt with that light obsessed freak. Guess he’s angry that he can’t have his perfect, obedient world. Heheh. don’t worry, He won’t be a threat! Not once I deal with him!

[echoeternally]

It's been a while since you've done this but. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Years to you Mario and Bowser! it's been so long since we've asked you guys so how have you been? Also Bowser are you and your fellow Koopas and the Yoshi's excited to release their inner dragons in this year of the Dragon?! so anyways I hope you guys have an awesome Year of the Dragon.

Hmm, I don't really do these any more, but, for old time's sake, let's see if I can shake some rust...

"We're a bit late, but we're doing well and looking forward to the new year! 2024 will hopefully be filled with opportunity."

"Bwahahaha...this 'Year of the Dragon' should be a great one for me! After all, how could it not? I've got enough dragon in me to make it even more prosperous than previous years!"

"Hey, I'm a dragon too! Will it be great for me?"

"Uh...sure? ...We don't talk or bond much, do we?"

"Nope!"

"First new goal for this year, and then many more after that, then!"

[autisticat23]

Check out my ask blog for bowser and his army!

[proxylynn]

Would Bowser’s mouthwash need to be fireproof so it doesn’t evaporate instantly?

Bowser: I may be hot, but I'm not that hot. *chuckles* I can deal with normal stuff just fine.

[pigdemonart]

Oops 😬

Just some thoughts after watching the movie heheh. Nothing here is a spoiler though! Its mostly just Bowser’s demeanor HAHA

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[angelxd-3303]

Something, something, monsters not understanding/learning about humans.

Just some doodles but I thought they were kinda cute.

[arkadi05]

I watched a cartoon!

[1-upboys]

Headcanon: Mario and Luigi are Bi Disasters

Luigi for sure. Make room for the flirt king.

[itsamenickname]

Bowser: *adjusts his bowtie before holding out his hand* Let's rule the world, together. Forever. Will you marry me?

Luigi: *staring at Bowser with an annoyed expression as he's tied to a chair and also wearing Peach's dress and wig*

[galaxygermdraws]

So my personal headcanon about Starlow and Luigi is that she can see his magic aura and it is absolutely rancid due to some combination of the Chaos Heart, Thunderhand, his exposure to the paranormal, Dimentio's lingering magic, the fact he's undead, and the fact he just has magic naturally (see his green fireball which isn't fire it is magic). This, naturally, is very off putting to a Star being.

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. I'll put the covered text in a read more. Thankyu)

"I was kidnapped as a newborn, I witnessed an alien invasion as a baby and an adult at the same time. I had to save Mario from a murderous ghost king who wanted me dead. I was mind controlled into trying to kill my own brother. I was forced to almost destroy reality as we know it. I have huge gaps in my memory. I experienced the death of the universe...And that's about it."

[inkprovised]

In the mood for frenemy shenanigans and / or complicated feelings... +a lot hurt and comfort.

Happy New Year, everybody who's already in it 🤣

Also wow... last post for this year...

[ask-the-king-bowser]

*falls through the ceiling seriously injured* l-lord Bowser, half the castle is destroyed, 99% of the army is unable to move, and princess has been let out of her cell, the wedding planners (the Broodals) are still dead, the wedding cake has been burnt, and the guests are also hurt. There better be a backup plan! *COUGH COUGH* (also, we might have to get a new mortgage to fix the damages)

*bowser roars in a furious rage as he sees his troop fall down from the ceiling before jumping into the hole he came from, running through the destroyed castle to find whoever did this to his army and wedding, and teach them a big lesson with his fists.*

COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME SO I CAN BEAT YOU TO A PULP MYSELF!

(P.s. you do know you can reblog asks so this whole story can be in one neat post right?)

[smg4crashau]

((Note from author: i had to make a seperate account for this cause I can't recieve anon ask on mainblog so here i can recieve anyones))

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[vbnhuet]

If bowser's dad is homophobic and his mom being human phobic I can see Bowser saying:

"Well at least my archenemy support our relationship even though he doesn't like me"

referring to this comic

Mario used to have an extreme case of Bowser-phobia, but he came around.

Anyway, thank you for the ask :D

[patrothestupid]

Hey Patro! Happy Bowser Day! Do you plan on doing some fanart to celebrate the mighty king of the koopas?

Totally not planned but uuuuh here !

[pigdemonart]

GUESS WHO IS COMING TO DINNER?

Going to see the movie later today motivated me to clean up some sketches. Poor Mario…he is really trying to be a good brother here.

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