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while in their fantasy verse dragon io has a rather fluid handle over their own appearance from human to dragon, they have three that they flip through most often, with defined features/traits.
their full dragon form: by far their favorite, simply for the sheer power it grants them. their build here favors agility and quickness, and does not handled blunt, physical fights well at all, especially if their opponent makes it so they can't strike with their fangs. however, it's hard to get that kind of upperhand on them. they're big (30' tall at the shoulder, ~200' long), but slender and rather lithe, a build somewhere between a greyhound and a mink, with narrow, swept-back wings meant for aerial speed and agility, not unlike a falcon. they have six fingers on each wing instead of five (including the hooked thumb at their wrist-joint).
from nose-tip to shoulders, they are remarkably snake like. from the broad, triangular head of a viper (although horned, a combination of nose 'horns' and straight above-the-eye horns not unlike mixing a rhinoceros viper and a horned sand viper) to the flexible, serpentine neck capable of rapid strikes. the rest of them is much more dragon-like. four legs with sharp claws. a long, slender tail that is always carried off the ground. their fire is sourced in their chest, and a constant hum can be found there, as well as so much heat as to almost burn someone when not in use (and will burn when in active use).
they are pale and mottled light gray in color, with the only vibrancy being the bright orange found mixed with the gray of their eyes, and the blood-red underside of their wings.
they are capable both of fire, and a potent venom that has, can, and will kill other dragons. it will effortlessly kill people too, although their fangs are... very long, and liable to simply go through someone.
their snakelike qualities don't end with their appearance, either. they lack eyelids and have a piercing, expressionless stare. and they have a forked tongue that can taste and scent the air as well as their infinitely smaller look-a-likes. they are marked by their fair share of scars in this form. scarred nostrils, a tear in one wing. claw-mark scars down their back and concentrated around a wing joint. a constant, obvious limp in their left foreleg.
the intermediate form: taller than their human form (6'3" here). there are several pale scales present, forming interlocking patterns on their lower arms and legs, collarbones and hipbones. their canines are longer, sharper, and liable to cut and pierce very easily. their wings are present - all twenty-four feet of them. the membrane of their wing that exists between their body and the sixth finger attaches from the wing joint behind their shoulder all the way down to their hip, which makes shirts an interesting and modified affair. their eyes are closer to that of their full dragon form - gray, and with a lurid orange concentrated close to the slit pupil.
they take this form most often with trusted company, or in the privacy of their own home.
and their 'human' form: most similar to io's canon appearance, barring some traits. they are their same canon height (5'11") here. small, pale scales dot their skin, and frequent spots where the skin is thin over bones like their elbows, collarbone, hips, knees, etc. their canines are sharper, coming down into short points. their pupil is round here, but the gray of their iris is marked by a hint of brownish-orange nearest the pupil.
this is the one they take when venturing out amongst unfamiliar people (towns/cities/etc).out of all these forms, they find their human form most uncomfortable - when asked they will compare the sensation to something not unlike trying to shove a cyclone into a glass bottle.
their intermediate and full dragon are equally preferred, and they switch between depending on the mood or the company. no matter what, however, they have left behind a completely human guise. and they don't regret it. the death that led to them choosing to become a dragon when offered is one that haunts their sleep. the helplessness, the shame, the anger. io was offered power upon their death, and they took it eagerly.
it's important to note that io technically did fulfill their venadeus blood-right in this verse, and in every way is a god, even if they are not entirely aware of it. they are bitter, and angry, and the circumstances surrounding their death in this verse is all the reason they needed to come back as such. they are divine wrath given the most terrifying form they could muster.
#⌜❝ 𝙸𝙸. i’m the world ender & i’m back from the grave. ⟩⟩#𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚂 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃. this little beast was nature’s own error. grew like a tree; born to spread terror. ❞ ⌟#i had to actively fistfight tumblr to post this#tumblr said fuck u and fuck ur fantasy verse#and i said but tumblr...... i've put sm thought into it........#BEHOLD my most monstrous version of io or ELSE#anyway.#consider io's shifting much more fluid than what i've implied here#btw#they can't appear more dragon or more human than the first and last forms but the middle is almost assuredly up to full interpretation#and whatever they please whenever they please#as they deserve tbqh
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soft wizard man 💜✨🔮
#*sighs kicks feet giggles twirls hair*#baby boy.... baby........#sidenote gale in wyll's duke outfit is honestly the best look for him#he deserves to be decked out in finery tbqh#gale#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3edit#gamingedit#mine:bg3#mine:gifs#baldur's gate
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Dipshit down!!!
#Far too late tbqh#But fuck this dude I'm glad he's dead#Couldn't've happened to a more deserving person#But sure coulda fucking happened a lot sooner
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Dan sticking things in his mouth for half a minute
#amazingphil#dan and phil#dnp#phil lester#daniel howell#dan howell#danisnotonfire#phan#deeply disturbing tbqh#but we deserve it#shout out to capcut mobile for adding that extra frame in the end i hate you
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'Just stop shipping Hobie lol'No,YOU admit you were wrong about Hobie being an adult.They've called him a teenager 15252643646 times and the japanese material deadass used child terms for him and Gwen being platonic or romantic is what's up for interpretation according to the crew,not his age.I know several 17 year olds on a familial level and it's not limited to my bio brother because as an eldest i'm used to being close to way younger people and have a good chunk of intergenerational friendships so i can easily tell you Hobie is exactly 17 and some random ass clip that was taken out of context to make it look like the director meant our Hobie when it was about his concept art is about as relevant as saying Gwen isn't canonically a trans girl because she wasn't written as trans beforehand.Get over your nonblack normie selves and face the truth that was right in front of you from the second we knew Hobie was gonna be in the movie you lied about to adultify him for being a boyishly handsome black kid as if you've ever been against sexualizing other underaged boys in your other fandoms or aren't disgusted by violent racial stereotypes but are by a black person being loved
#yeah i'm still mad and i'm not sorry tbqh#hobie brown#hobie brown deserves better#ace hobie#team dad hobie#autistic hobie brown#unlabeled hobie brown#trans hobie brown#hobie is jamaican#mama's boy hobie#seapunk lover hobie#punkflower#ghostpunk#chaipunk#punkbyte#antinoirpunk#miles morales#gwen stacy#black gwen stacy#pavitr prabhakar#trans gwen stacy#margo kess#margo tag#atsv#spiderman#antiblackness#gentrification#adultification tw#gamerpunk#summerposting
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sasara’s manager: oh, the bromide of aohitsugi-san after his bath!! i was surprised you got permission to take that photo
sasara: actually, i snuck in and took that picture
manager: eh
sasara: i figured, if i got caught i could handle whatever might happen but geez, i honestly thought i was going to get killed
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EXCUSE ME?????? SASARA????????????????
#vee queued to fill the void#the arb chronicles#PLS TELL ME YOU DIDNT WALTZ BACK INTO SAMATOKIS LIFE ONLY TO START BEING A CREEPER LMAO???????????????#lmao the movie was a flop in japan but made a killing overseas (i was 25% of the viewership *cough*)#which means plenty of time has passed if it was able to get localisation services#so however much time that was between the jp release to the planned rerelease#is how long samatoki has been hunting sasara for that photo and deserved tbqh LOL#legend has it that to this day sasara-san is still running from samatoki…………………………………………..#peak event btw did you see kuukou playing himself basically and being proud of his work 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#the not buddhist piece of advice he had to share this time was ‘if you only go by common sense you can never be innovative’#or something along those lines lol and man that speaks to the soul lol and embodies his LOL💜💜💜💜💜💜
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thinkin about how rarely I draw elyss and june together anymore
#felix: no no she's not wrong#meanwhile in felix's canon limerick's already banging on the door like HELLOOO LET ME IN--#the thing is melliwyk needs it less than elyss tbqh :')#melliwyk in the beyond-4th-wall liminal blorbo waiting room like 'so do you have an actual girlfriend yet or what'#not even looking up from her little projects#while my beloved girl REALLY needs and deserves tenderness and support and keeses but au with june was all she had :')#the thing about elyss and june is that 1) it's still Very Extremely Good don't get me wrong#and 2) I am perfectly capable of holding more than one canon in my brain at the same time-- they don't overlap or intersect#it's just that it feels kind of rude to actually draw them together too much now that june's legit dating someone else's PC lmao#my art#my OCs#elyss#melliwyk#elyss and june#felix and mel#look at my gnomes boy
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One of the struggles I have with Vhae is that I vm get more genderfluid vibes from him much like you do from Corellon; happily one or the other. But also?? I think Vhae almost exclusively lives in male alignment for the benefit of the people who need him most. So you will almost NEVER see him portrayed as female, bc v little else would be so immediately alienating to those he's trying to help.
#all the world will be your enemy and if they catch you they will kill you -- but first they must catch you // Vhaeraun headcanon.#will Vhae ever get to live his own fucking life as he pleases instead of as a trauma / Lolth response??#check in next week to hell tf no apparently >:|#and like..........#listen I might be a little ( read: a lot ) biased against her bc of my own experiences#but every single thing about her gives me massive ick even outside of that ngl#fuck her. fuck Shar. DOUBLE fuck Bhaal#not necessarily in that order tho bc tbqh I think I like Shar more than Lolth#Shar may be a bitch but at least she's not Gross(tm)#but bhaalding is uber mega gross and deserves to be put in the cosmic trash#ANYWAY point being is Vhae might be genderfluid by nature#but by choice He's smiting you if you call Him She#( need to work on remembering to capitalize pronouns for my deity characters )
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Me: Enderal has a very compelling story with memorable characters and deep themes on the human condition
Also me: DANCE RAVE ON THE MOTHERFUCKING STARSHIP THO
#does mankind really deserve to be saved?#enderal#enderal forgotten stories#sorry i've been wanting to do this for a very long time#ultimately this is just my wish fulfilment dream team tbqh#jade the prophetess#calia sakaresh#esme yaleal#jespar dal'varek#zar'ah#kurmai kazaortatakajape#magistra yaela#tharaêl narys#i'm both sorry and not sorry at all for tharaêl's dance#i was wheezing over him the most while in console command hell making this and couldn't bring myself to change his beat#don't do this at home kids#getting everyone to cooperate on this thing was a headache it was like trying to herd cats#at one point they all started sinking through the ship and i had to start over from an autosave lol wups
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i want to say the wildest thing about wish is that disney fully funded and released a movie where the bad guy could basically be a metaphor for the disney company. but it's even wilder because they funded and released it as their celebratory 'we're 100 years old and we're soooo great' movie. and what's even wilder than that is that their 'we're 100 years old and we're so great movie', which features a bad guy who is basically a metaphor for their company, was a flop
#i saw it today! as critical as i am of disney as a company i do really love their animated movies#HOWEVER#I was dubious going into this bc it was so universally hated but like..... its really not that bad?#its not amazing either. like its no tangled or beauty and the beast or anything.#but ppl r out here saying its disney worst movie like theyve never seen home on the range or chicken little.#also lots of ppl doing very poor analysis of a film that is really not that deep or layered tbqh#also lots of ppl being just straight up racist! you can critique a movie and its main character without being racist. it IS possible u know#anyway im rambling but this whole thing is just so funny to me#also ftr though im not sure the movie itself deserves all the hate its gotten i do think it is time for disney to fall from grace#im sorry it happened with a movie that doesnt totally deserve it but if their 100 year celebration movie being panned#doesnt force them to make good movies again then nothing will. 🤷🏼#i also wouldnt cry if they died as a company but i think thats really unlikely.#so if theyre going to keep existing the least they can do is make good movies.
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these two pictures were taken exactly 4 hours apart
#dogs#chappy#he’s the best boy and I love him so#he’s been spoiled and babied his entire life since he lived with my mum#as he so deserves tbqh#and today has been a rainy day so he’s the sleebiest boy
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cql slipping in hints to old woman yuri through a tragic backstory pairing that paralleled the main couple 🩵🤍💐😊🎉😍🖤🤎
#she (the untamed).gave us so much#I see absolutely zero bssr/lan yi these days. I literally see more lqr/wrh#THOSE TWO DIDN'T EVEN MEET. WRH DESTROYED HIS HOME#we deserve so much more tbqh. think of the possibilities#but I see more fucking...xicheng than them#that's right I'm leaving it unslashed#if you find this in the tag sit woth the knowledge that your ship is fucking stupid#and has less grounding than two old women who had one scene together#pair the spares as fuck...#anyway. the foils. the tragedy. the long wait. you get it#cql txp
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i'm living for you reblogging shithead conservative campaign pictures and telling them their staging sucks btw
to be clear most of their sins were by no means like, dealbreakers, more mid-high level critique than basic fuckups, and a bunch of ppl in my industry would be like "who cares get it done" etc, but then, that's why i'm so darn good at what i do isn't it
#local man too big for his britches tbqh#but i do in fact deserve to be cocky#i'll inevitably do big work eventually#just kinda gotta continue to be too good at my job lol
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my brother and i have a podcast where we repeatedly break down the same five or six pieces of media we've been engaging with since we were kids, inevitably evolving into commentary on the sociopolitical state of the world and its only available on an exclusive new platform called Our Living Room at An Hour We Should Probably Be Asleep
#my brain words#episodes include: Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al Yancovich#(a movie neither of us have seen)#The NEW Seven Deadly Sins#(in which we update the old dated 7 deadly sins for the modern era)#and a brand new two-parter from last night and the night before:#John Williams Scores the Olympics#this is mostly a breakdown of the narratives of abuse and suicide in h*rry p*tter and how these reflect on the psyche of the author#i would like us to turn this into an actual podcast tbqh agsjd#would anyone listen to it? would *i* even relisten to us hashing this stuff out??? probably not agskdh#but we have Good thoughts and i think they deserve to be shared with the world LOL
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(( Cal can shapeshift his junk, yeah?
Cal goes into rut/heat, yeah?
Cal can get pregnant and make his rut/heat end a few days early, yeah? ))
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