#just kinda gotta continue to be too good at my job lol

[lafortis]

i'm living for you reblogging shithead conservative campaign pictures and telling them their staging sucks btw

to be clear most of their sins were by no means like, dealbreakers, more mid-high level critique than basic fuckups, and a bunch of ppl in my industry would be like "who cares get it done" etc, but then, that's why i'm so darn good at what i do isn't it

[geee-three]

ya wanna know what i did instead of talking to my parents this fine fathers day

wrote shinonome angst. lol lmao this is from my mafia auuuuu

He glanced over at his bed, her hair spilling out over the edge. They had other rooms, sure, but he didn’t want to leave her alone in case she woke up. 

Or if they came for her. 

…No, he couldn’t think about that.

He sighed, sitting up. It seemed he was the one who couldn’t sleep. Every time he closed his eyes, Toya’s face flashed in his mind. Twisted in pain, blood smeared across his cheek, or tossing and turning in an uncomfortable hospital bed.

He should’ve been there. Toya was his boyfriend. It was his job to look after him. Hell, the two had been going to meet him. He should’ve met them halfway - taken the bullet, or, at the very least, been there to comfort him.

Well, maybe he wasn’t his boyfriend anymore.

He though he was dying. Was his final wish really to be with Nene? If so, he’d respect it. But what a way to break his heart. 

…At least Nene seemed guilty about it.

No. He couldn’t blame her for something Toya asked for. That’s not fair on her.

Fuck.

Was he mad or worried? He couldn’t tell. He thought maybe this was all his fault somehow, a plot engineered to make him feel bad.

Stop focusing on yourself, asshole. 

Right. Nene must be terrified… someone sent a fucking assassin after her.

She is the only Kusanagi kid.

…Weren’t the Kusanagis involved in the mafia, too?

…Fuck. That’s… not good. It was all coming back to him now. He’d be in some hot shit for sure by protecting her.

What if they got Nene, too? What if they got Toya for real this time? What if they got Ena?

Suddenly, everything felt far too big. He was a little kid playing dress-up in the big world. He didn’t know how to deal with this.

How pathetic, to be quivering on the edge of tears over things that haven’t happened.

He didn’t care. He wanted someone to swoop down, protecting him from all of this like a mother would.

He wanted Ena.

He glanced up at the alarm clock, ticking away on his desk, the only real sense he had of how much time had passed. 00:46. She’d be calling her friends soon, and he hadn’t gone to her for years.

Fuck it. This was big enough.

He stood up as quietly as he could, debating on if he should just leave his blanket, or- he draped it over Nene’s unconscious body, praying she’d still be breathing when he came back. 

Seven footsteps, then two quiet knocks. “Ena?”

She pushed herself back from her desk, turning to face the door. “What is it?”

He shuffled in, staring at his feet, unsure of what to do with himself. “Sorry if this is a bad time, but, uh..”

“Look at me,” she stood up, striding towards him, tipping his face toward hers. He looked like he’d been crying. “What happened?”

“You might wanna sit back down.”

She pulled him by his collar to sit on her bed, and had him face the wall. She ran her hands through his here, preparing to braid it. “Spill.”

“Ena, do you gotta do my hair?”

“This is sibling bonding time. Now,” she raised an eyebrow, “stop twisting your head ‘round and spill.”

He sighed. “Ok. You know Toya, yeah?”

“Mhm. Your ‘totally not my boyfriend Ena stop looking at me like that’?”

“He’s not my boyfriend, Ena, stop- oh, I see what you did.” 

“I can read you like a book, Akito. Stop with the bullshit.”

“Ok, fine, maybe he’s a little my boyfriend! But that’s not really relevant!”

“You brought him up.”

“Shut it. Did you want me to spill or did you want to interrupt?”

“Fine. Continue.”

“To cut to the chase, he got shot.”

“What.”

“Yeah. His dad’s a crime boss or something. But they weren’t aiming for him, they were aiming for Kusanagi Nene.”

“The girl in your class, green hair?”

“Yeah. We’re friends. That’s not- ok, it is kinda relevant.”

“Continue.”

“Right, uh. Her dad owes a debt or something and they threatened to kill her a while back if he didn’t pay. Guess he didn’t pay.”

“Damn. Why are all your friends involved in the mafia?”

“Could you have some sympathy?”

“No.”

“Great. Well. They hit Toya in the shoulder, I think, so he’ll live, but he’s in a bad state. I haven’t been to see him yet, but we’re going tomorrow morning.”

“I’ll have to go see him at some point, given how often he stays at ours.”

“Yeah. But that’s not what I wanted to talk about.”

“Well, get to the point.”

“He kissed Nene. Just after he got shot. He thought he was dying, and the last thing he did was.. cheat on me.”

“Your braid’s done.”

“Mm.” He flopped backwards, looking up at Ena. “What am I supposed to do?”

She sighed. “Talk to him. And Nene, too. People kiss each other platonically too, y’know. And it could’ve been a spur of the moment thing - maybe they don’t actually want to be together but kissed just in case.” She could tell he didn’t believe her.

“Because you know so much about kissing.”

“Oh, shut up.”

A Nightcord ringtone sounded. Akito sat up, spinning his feet off the bed, standing. “I’ll get out of your way now.” He headed for the door.

“Wait.” Ena grabbed his wrist, accepting the call. “Not now, Amia. Piss off.” She hit hang up, and almost threw her phone across the room, spinning it across the carpet. “Stay.”

“No, I-“

“Well, it’ll be at least twenty minutes before Amia will talk to me again, and you’re clearly not done talking.”

“I- Ena.” He sighed. “Listen, I shouldn’t have spoken to you at all. I don’t want to be a burden, you do enough for me already, without worrying about my stupid love life.”

“I’m more worried about the fact you’ve gotten yourself mixed up with multiple people who have assassins after them.” She frowned. “And where’d you get the idea you’re a burden?”

He wouldn’t meet her eyes.

Her mental maths wasn’t great, but she knew that Shinei - sorry, her father - was home a few weeks ago, and he’d had an argument with Akito over something or other while she was at class. Neither of them would talk to her about it, and a significant amount of Akito’s alcohol stockpile was gone. More accurately, confiscated.

“I’ll kill that man if he so much as touches you, do you hear me?”

“He didn’t hit me or anything. It’s fine.”

“For fuck’s sake. Sit your ass back down. It’s not fine, you’re not fine, nothing about this is fine.” She gestured wildly, sighing as he did as requested, and lowered her voice, which had been gradually rising. “This is not normal in the slightest, just the stuff in our house, let alone everything else that’s been going on with you.”

He laughed sadly, one of the only laughs she’d heard from him in a while. “You don’t know most of it, either.”

“Akito.” She stared directly at him. “Tell me the rest of it.”

“What if I said Nene was sleeping in the other room because I don’t want her going back to her house, just in case?”

She continued to stare, mouth agape.

“What if I’ve spent the last six months watching out for sniper rifles constantly?”

“Aki-“

His voice was wobbling now. “What if I said I haven’t been coming home as much in case they get you?

“You wha-“

“What if I said I’ve been drinking far more than you know?

What if I said he didn’t hit me but I hit him, because he compared me to you in a bad way? What if I said I was drunk?

What if I said I’ve been getting into fights constantly and winning?”

“This isn’t healthy. Please, Akito-”

He shook his head. “What if I said most of my friends, boyfriend included, are likely in abusive households and won’t tell me anything, and that’s why I don’t care what goes on here because it’s nothing compared to what they go through constantly?”

He was properly crying now, and dropped the bombshell:

“What if I said I have reason to believe Mom didn’t run off with another man, she ran away from the mafia as well, and died only last year?”

“I- I don’t know what to say, Akito.” She sighed. “My little baby brother, all grown up, and in a big fuckin’ mess with the mafia.”

He sobbed into her shoulder, dry heaves shuddering his whole body. “Can we go back to when we were kids, and everything was easier?”

“I don’t have a time machine, do you?”

“No.”

They sat in silence for a minute, Ena processing everything still. “Well, I don’t have solutions for any of your problems, but did talking help?”

he sat up, sniffling. “A little.”

“Good. You do know you can come to me anytime, right?” She tried to glare at him, but it melted into soft concern the moment she met his eyes. All she could see was the little kid who ran in circles chasing butterflies, but the pretty much adult guy who’s boyfriend was just almost murdered sat in front of her, and every childhood memory seemed a million worlds away.

Were those two ever truly happy? It seemed Shinonomes rarely were. A family curse, or something. Everything ends eventually. Their name did mean sunrise, after all - the ending of the night - but it seemed to be dawning onto a world full of suffering.

Shinonomes were, historically, tragic. They seemed to be following that path.

Maybe they’d be the first to escape it. But that also seemed a million worlds away.

They were somewhere between the playground and the battlefield, and by any god who’d listen, Ena did not want to see her brother among the wounded.

“Love you, Aki.” She ruffled his hair, a childish giggle escaping him, likely the last she’d ever hear.

“Right back at ya’.” He stood up to leave, braid still framing the left side of his face. “Say ‘hi’ to Amia from me.”

“Oh, right. Will do. And-“ he glanced back to hear her final message, “-stop avoiding me. I can handle a few sniper rifles.”

He smiled, but it felt empty. To both of them.

She picked up her phone, spotting… a lot of notifications from the rest of her circle. 

#not-tunes-1 17 missed calls amia: what the fucj enanan K: hope she’s ok… Yuki reacted: finger pointing upwards amia: hey wait shes back online @enanan Enanan <3:i was dealing with a crisis (not mine this time) Yuki reacted: red question mark amia: yah I heard lil bro when you so eloquently told me to piss off amia: is he ok Enanan <3 :no but none of your business K: do you need to talk? Yuki reacted: finger pointing upwards Enanan <3: nah im gucchi amia, Yuki reacted: raised eyebrow face K: should we start now or not for tonight? Enanan <3: eh im still reeling from some of the shit he said Enanan <3: presumed u would start w/o me?  Yuki reacted: red cross or x Enanan <3: im not needed for the music amia: yah but we like you dipshit Yuki reacted: finger pointing upwards Enanan <3: why lmao amia, K, Yuki reacted: thumbs down K: bad awnser Yuki reacted: finger pointing upwards Enanan <3: yall dogpiling me ffs Yuki reacted: thumbs up amia: shkhjhhsd yuki *you* need to be dogpiled most days?? Yuki reacted: shrugging or neutral man. K reacted: nodding or agreeing head. Enanan <3: whatever im having a nap (deleted) Enanan <3: i have class in like two hours and i woke up earlier bc of the mafia so. Yuki reacted: red interrobang  amia: SORRY WHAT Yuki reacted: finger pointing upwards Mod Enanan <3 deleted a message. Enanan <3: nothing amia: im so asking lil bro about this at school Enanan <3: I swear to fuck if you do that I will actually hit you over the head with a chair Enanan <3: its already fucking with him enough he doesn’t need to be question at school of all places amia: fine Enanan <3: this is not a fucking joke do you hear me? Its none of your business and one person’s already been shot so stay out of it Enanan <3: I dont need more dead people K: are you ok, Enanan? Yuki reacted: finger pointing up replying to: Enanan <3: nah im gucchi amia: this is getting less and less believable by the minute Enanan <3: nothing I can’t sleep off. Gn.

She put her phone down, tucked herself into bed, and cried quietly into her pillow.

What on earth had he gotten himself into?

…What kind of sister was she if she couldn’t get him out of it?

[inari-zaheer]

Could I get a continuation of the Arcane x Eddie Munson Reader? But with Silco, Vi, Jayce, & Viktor?

For the Silco one, to be a DM, you gotta have some serious strategy skills & a great deal of understanding for how certain things work. You have to plan everything out ahead of time while also being quick at improvising in case your players do something you didn't account for because players are chaos gremlins.

So, I could see Silco using Reader to inspire Zaun to rise up & helping him to strategize on how to actually achieve his goal of freedom for Zaun.

Also, considering how well Reader & Jinx would get along, I bet he'd be endeared to them too.

Silco, Vi and Viktor With Eddie Munson!S/O

Pairings:Silco x Reader; Vi x Reader; Viktor x Reader

A/N: Hey bestie, so sorry for the time this took me lol, but as I said on a previous post i finally did my college finals and finally had time to write, sadly i don’t write for Jayce as said here, but i hope you liked it😊

Silco

Silco met you when you offered to take the job as a shimmer dealer for him

He didn't wanted you to take part in it thinking you could not take your job seriously, but let's just say that after some Firelight attacks and some bored Jinx days he was kinda understaffed

As soon as you started on the job he saw that you were kind of good on you deals, being the dealer with the most costumers

One of the few reasons as why he thought you were not as serious was when he heard the rumours about your "silly game" as he himself called

But one time Jinx asked if you could teach her how to play after you explained that yes, you could tecnically do a Piltover roleplay where she could blow everything up

So when you were teaching her how to play Silco overheard you planning all the attacks and lore for the universe you were creating

But he got even more interested when you simply wrote a perfect strategy on shipment reception where nor guards nor Firelights could see, and would also led to a path were he could get all his deals to the upside and also keep an eye on the council

Oh bestie the LOOK on his face when Sevika arrived saying not only mission was complete but they also had a clear path and vision on the council bussiness without being discovered

That’s when he oficially invited you to be his strategist on every mission to both Piltover and the undercity

That’s when nights after nights of planning finally made the both of you into a couple, two of the most intelligent minds rulling the undercity

Vi

I can see you and Vi being friends even before the factory explosion, as you were really close to Powder and Ekko and since childhood loved to play rpg's

But when you met again after Caitlyn released her from prision and she saw you were a dealer she was furious

Until she finally understood that you weren't exactly on the bussines on a matter of wanting but as a matter of needing, she let you off a little

After some talk and her explaining why they needed the help you immediately offered all the knowledge you had on Silco’s bussines and also helped them on planning the whole thing

Not only that, but after you gave a whole theatrical speech on how everyone should fight the addiction that silco was creating on the zaunites

(Yes, they had a revolution against Silco, my fic my au lol)

But it was only after they regained control over the city and The Last Drop was finally run by her and Jinx again that she realized the old feelings for you were coming back

Not only you helped her get her sister back, but you also comoted a literal mob to help her

You were the one that did all the strategy on reformulating the city on their new rules (yes, that's how you called the new set of laws), and also lended your boards so they could decide on how they would renovate the city

After all you were just the perfect couple of punks helping the people who needed the most

Viktor

You only met Viktor cause being from the undercity himself he wasn’t afraid when you came to be the new intern of the academy

You got caught on the run while dealing with some people from the topside, but the people on the council knew about how you were Silco’s right hand on strategy

So instead of letting you rot in jail they offered you to be an internt on city engineering

(Was that something that the council often did? No, was that only possible cause Heimerdinger and Mel wanted to beneficiate from you? Oh absolutely!)

And after every oficial teacher had declined to keep you as their apprentice, Viktor volunteered to do so

He didn’t thought much of it at first, thinking you were just a troublemaker that wanted to get out of the undercity conditions, and that was one of the resons he volunteered to take care of you

But after some rumors that the undercity was planning an attack he saw you carefully writing down a whole campaing on possibilities of both sides on winning and tried to advise the council, but was only dismissed and told that he should not give you attention on stupid games

But that only lasted till the day of the attack, as for their surprise, all your predictions were right and they lost many enforcers to Silco’s goons, and then they finally took you seriously

He couldn’t be more proud of you as you were not just an intern anymore, but was officially one of the most important strategists of the council, proving that in the end you just wanted to help the people of the city to scape Silco’s command and have a better life

And i can really say you two make an amazing duo (yes, im a sucker for the completely different aesthetics couple)

[honestreviewsblog]

Dreaming of a Freaking Fairytale - A Fan's Journey (with spoilers!)

Ep 1-2

OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS. It's givinggg 2011-2013 Kdramas in the best way possible. Very well casted I might say, I've watched Pyo Yejin before and I've always loved her in every role I've watched her in so I already expected she was gonna nail this one too but it's my first time watching Lee Jun-young and omggg I LOVE him hahahahaha. He's so gorgeous, and the role fits him so well. Their chemistry is off the charts and it was going so well for the past 2 episodes that I was actually wondering, 'Wait, if they both like each other now, what about the rest of the episodes?' then BAM insert obligatory Kdrama fiancé. Which is hella cliché but the drama IS all about clichés so really it's just living up to it's expectations.

There's a thin line between cringe in a good way and cringe in a bad way and so far, this drama is in the good-o-meter lololol. We'll see tho in the next few episodes and dammit I'm excited. I do love my melo dramas and action packed thriller dramas but really I'm just a girl, I also crave cute, hilarious, weird sht every so often.

Ep 3-4

Can I address their names?? Hahahahaha. Cos Prince Cha min is hilarious and you kinda get it from the get go (Prince Charming = Prince Cha min) but Cinderella is a bit too Korean-ized that you don't get it until you've watched 3 episodes lololol (Just a theory this might be a stretch but Koreans put -nim as a suffix for jobs, titles, or relationship to show respect, ex. harabeonim (grandpa but probably not your own grandpa because adding -nim means that you're not that close), gisanim ("gisa"/driver is the root word, adding -nim is a polite way of saying it and mostly used when you speak directly to the person). So my theory is Cinderella 》 Cinder-nim 》 Cinder-im 》 Shin Jae rim.

Anyway back to the episodes, I looove that line about the reason why Jae rim wanted to marry rich because giiiirl I probably won't do it but I totally get it lolololol. Her ambition was revealed tho and it does not look good esp among the rich. It must've felt soo humiliating, and I can feel her pride slowly ebbing away. The ending WAS a total cliché but I loooove it, can't wait for more lol.

Also, can I just say Cha min's business is sooooo fun. It's exactly the type of business that we think about in our daydreams and when asked the question, "What would you do if you have a lot of money". Cos I'm totally going to build myself a playground for adults to have fun in, adults need it more than kids anyway.

Really happy for Jae rim and her painting, she's sooo good, I also wished she continued her passion, but I have high hopes for the next few episodes.

Ep 5-6

OH MY GOD THEY KISSED AAAAAAAAA. And I gotta say it was marvelous hahahhahaha—not the regular cutesy cutesy kissing scenes we normally see in cutesy cutesy Kdramas. Really just from the kissing scene alone I gotta give ep 5 a standing ovation lololol.

I totally expected Jae rim's visit in Do hong's studio to go horribly wrong but it's nice to be wrong for once hahahaha. We got to see his "weakness" and don't we just love to discover those? Makes the characters more human. Dan-a and Jae rim's face off tho 👀 Our girl totally held her ground with the line, "I had fun too. He's a very good kisser" YOOOOOOOOOO Imma tell you the way I gasped?? I was so gagged???

And the scene AFTER that, the way she bursted out her frustrations on Cha min and him not knowing what to do or what to say or how to make things right because in his point of view, he never meant to be cruel, everything he did was just self-preservation.

Ep 7-8

Hello??? I was so invested on that kiss and you're telling me it was a dreamscape?? Call the authorities, straight to JAIL. But on a more serious note, I love how her doubts and her fears of not being enough was easily eliminated by Cha min, and her voice over about being comforted by this was sooo heartwarming, the butterflies in my stomach won't stop churning!!

The ending was emotional but I gotta say, probably bcs we didn't get to have that many teary eye scenes so far, the scene with Cha min's mom just felt a bit I dunno, I didn't cry that's for sure. But I guess we weren't meant to cry, we were meant to feel for him and comfort him.

Ep 9-10

/sigh/ I think I just got diabetes. It was so sweeeet. Have I said Jun young is so gorgeous? Cos he's so gorgeous. I gotta tell you about 90% of the reason why I'm watching it is bcs I just gotta see him smile hahahahahahha. Happy ending all around, really cliché so I can see why some people might not like it. But I loooovee clichés, it calms my anxiety and it's sure to be a happy ending, what's not to love?

The thing about this drama tho, is it's very self-aware and doesn't take itself too seriously and I think that's part of the reason why it's so charming (pun intended). 10/10 cutesy ending I got what I came in for and I'm happy about that, satisfied customer here! Hahahahahaha

[oldsargasso]

🤭

Winner is definitely one of those people who does not act as mature as his age LOL. DEAN’S CUSTOMER SERVICE SPIRIT SHFJFJF

I was gonna say Kim is probably bad at letting people take care of him when he’s sick but you know what! He’d probably be good at that too, the bastard!! (But oh, I’m having thoughts now about Kenta providing care for him the first time after the whole Tony incident, and it bringing back memories and complicated emotions about that time he totally definitely canonically tended to Kim’s wounds when he was captured)

And oh Kenta, oh baby, he WOULD have trouble understanding the appeal of his body, it just would not compute to him (I need to see him get shy when it finally starts to sink in, please)

Winner would be the WORST (when is he not) to learn on because he’d be shifting and complaining the ENTIRE TIME. And yet it would give Dean very important feedback on what happens if he leaves it too loose in this spot, or too tight in that one etc etc—whereas Kenta would simply Not Say Anything unless continuously prompted by Kim. 

Dean *has* worked hard and deserves recognition and Kim is gonna tell him what a good job he’s doing and how appreciated he is and it is NOT going to make me emotional.

Kim 🥺🥺🥺🥺 this practically perfect dude and his three loser boyfriends

Also we DO DESERVE TO KNOW EVERYONE’S BIRTHDAYS, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION

noooo I canNOT think about kim being cared for! especially by Kenta which 100% happened while Kim was Tony's captive - do you think that's when Kim started to realise what a gentle soul Kenta truly is? even when Kenta was holding a knife to his throat, the hand in his hair wasn't pulling hard or forcing him to strain his neck. lol I do kinda love the idea of Kim being a terrible patient though. he's gotta have a flaw!

I need the other three to have like, a campaign to make him understand. or maybe a game to see who can get away with the most blatant innuendo or...I can't think of the word. but like making excuses like 'oh you should take your shirt off while doing XYZ 😇 you don't want to get it dirty'

(listen...very very occasionally Winner is not the worst. it probably hasn't ever occurred onscreen but I believe in my terrible pathetic emotional support goon okay. he just wants to race cars and wave a gun around!!) but YES Kenta would absolutely keep quiet about being uncomfortable (back to the not safewording when he should that you mentioned - it's not THAT bad so why would he say anything? Kenta knows how to endure, more than anything.) but omg 🥺 Kim constantly checking in 🥺 and then with Winner they're like "okay we GET IT" (while still not actually crossing any lines) in my head Winner just isn't into the rope thing at all. why would he not wanna touch? why would he not wanna be touched? but perhaps there is a tiny little EMOTION occurring when he sees how peaceful it makes Kenta. and how proud Dean is.

I'm like sick over Dean getting praised. every time I think about actually writing polycule fic it's the first thing I go to I NEED IT TO HAPPEN. (honestly it's so blatant you wonder how the rest of x hunter weren't getting Dean to do literally anything - Kenta had one conversation where he said something remotely nice about Dean and Dean went and sabotaged a car over it. imagine what could have been.) anyway. imagine the first time Winner says something genuinely appreciative for Dean. (I gotta go work on my winnerdean fic lol)

I honestly need like a coffeetable book of everything about everyone on this show. birthdays, favourite foods, how they all got into racing. an explanation of how everyone's finances work lol.

[baahsu]

omg hi baah itsa me J.J :] anyways WHY is writing like an actual fanfic so HARD?? whenever i do hcs/ficlets shit comes so easy but the second i gotta formulate my word vomit into actual musings?? brain go THUNK. also the fact that i elected to write this from ichijs pov (the. the hardest sib for me to write for.) is NOT helping 😭😭 first 1k is just him being melodramatic and very sad as fuck

anyways i didnt just come into your box to yell-- heres some food. and also my hesitant attempt to see what reiju would be like as anything but a dom bc ive been curious abt it:

so whenever reiju loosens her dominatrix reigns a bit niji brings out a bit of tha whore in her and she loves it :) (but also a situation like this happens SPECIFICALLY and ONLY post wci/germa cover story bc i feel like reiju would soften up on niji and yonji a bit after they showed genuine concern for her when she was in danger during wci and also bc they were literally kidnapped and presumably tortured by the Charlottes in 'emotionless excursion') this is a hill i choose to die on

like theyd just be chillin in bed together doing nothin in particular, vibing in each others presence, and suddenly niji begins running his hand up and down reijus thigh and at first shes like "aw affection attempt how cute :]" but then his hand starts moving more and more inwards and she goes *"ah."*

they dont even have to say anything bc its just an all around safe, chill environment all while nijis hand keeps moving up until it's slipped under reijus dress and underwear (if she was even wearing any underwear in the first place 👁👁)

during all this they fr just stay where they are and continue what theyve been doing this whole time, the only difference being niji now fingering reiju and she just relaxing back into a pillow and sighing happily about it

ofc after she came (niji definitely didnt send out little electric sparks on her clit periodically to make sure she squirted and was overstimulated nooo i dont know what your talking about 🙂🙂) she turned to him and said smthn like

"youre getting tied up for that later."

and niji (with his fingers in his mouth bc. yk 👁) gives a muffled sarcastic reply of "fine, whatever. why dont you invite ichiji and yonji to watch while you're at it."

and reiju just chuckles bc like. thats not really a bad idea :]]

WOWOWO sorry for all the reiju spam recently bc i know you prioritize 1234ji together over her but shes been rotting my brain sm lately its crazy. i love my wif e :,]

J.J HELLO

Don't get me started at how words just stop wording when you try to write fics because that's definitely I thing and it's frustrating. A fic from ichiji's pov tho?? With possibly going through it and feeling feelings??? Yes pls??????

Now, while you're write about me kinda preferring 1234ji together I have to say this dynamic between niji and reiju is so tasty 🤌 I love reiju having a soft spot for him (and yonji too (and also ichiji bc why not lol)) and just letting him touch her as he pleases. It's also endearing how he started slow and soft, like, he was really trying to be a good boy and not rush things

THE BEST PART THO, NIJI USING HIS POWERS??? TO MAKE HER CUM LIKE SHE DESERVES?? WE LOVE A MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO DO THEIR JOB. Damn I never thought of that but that's a perfect use of his abilities, I can imagine reiju trained him to do just the right amount so he wouldn't overstimulate her, but he felt daring this time and took it up a notch. And you can't convince me he wasn't considering he'd be punished for it later, he knows reiju and knows that her letting loose and relequishing control like this would come with a price later)

And of course he told her to invite ichiji and yonji on purpose too, there's no way he didn't!! He's a whore after all 😌

[thisisadecisionimayregret]

mid-year book podcast freak out 2023

Got tagged by @allcountersarehipheight, which thank you so much for tagging me, I love to be tagged in things lol, but uh

I kinda realized that I haven't read enough books to actually do this lmfao. I did start reading Ancillary Justice this past week, and I read the book How to Keep House While Drowning (definitely recommend), and I've read a decent amount of fanfic.

But (as you know) I've had some Big Life Changes this year. Who knew, looking for apartments, packing, moving across the country, and starting a new job seriously eats up time and makes reading books difficult lol.

So anyway. The only media I've actually really consumed this year are podcasts, cause the move if anything only increased the time available for listening to podcasts. And this looked fun. So I'm gonna just. freak out about podcasts for a minute

Best book podcast you’ve read heard so far this year

The White Vault. Hooooly shit y'all. This show. I'm feeling so insane about it rn, and I am really looking forward to their next season whenever it releases and listening to their patreon-only miniseries in this world. I am just in awe of their entire production, the writing, the creeping dread and terror (my roommate laughed at me for my reactions), the fucking sound design!!!! lemme say, having Done sound design work myself, shit is hard and they really made this show next level real. And god it is impossible not to fall in love with the characters and sucked into the plot. If you hear it, it hears you too....

Best sequel you’ve read heard so far this year

The PALISADE season of Friends at the Table!! Another installment in their Divine Cycle stories and it continues to be my favorite podcast on the planet. It makes me feel so much I have trouble putting any of it into words. I can only scream incoherently and reblog the gorgeous wonderful fanart for this show. Everyone needs to listen to fatt right now immediately. This is not news to anyone who follows me lmfao

New release you haven’t read heard yet

The new season of Life with LEO(h)! I loved the first season, and I am really excited to listen to the second one that's releasing now. I haven't quite gotten around to it though, it's one of the shows where having both earbuds in helps me keep track of everything, and since I'm usually listening to stuff at work where I can't have both earbuds in, it's just been. Sitting in my playlist, waiting to be played.

Most anticipated release for the second half of the year

Within the Wires season 8, definitely. I've been listening to the show since the first episode released in 2016 and it has remained one of my all time favorite podcasts for that entire time. I have no idea what the next season's focus will be, it's always something different, and it always always wrecks me, and it is always rearranges my brain. October can't come soon enough.

Biggest disappointment

The Two Princes. I had listened to the first season whenever that came out, but didn't follow it when it went exclusive on spotify, cause fuck spotify, but this year they quietly gave up on making it spotify exclusive. And maybe the fact I had enjoyed but felt pretty meh about season one should've been a hint for my reaction, but hey, they autodownloaded, so I decided to listen to seasons 2 and 3. And y'know. It was fine. It just wasn't particularly good. Idk, maybe I'm not the target audience for that show.

Biggest surprise

Lost Hills: The Dark Prince. It's a surprise cause it's not something I would've sought or picked out to listen to on my own. But you know the thing some shows do, where they go "hey, we're promoting another podcast, so we're dropping their first episode in our feed, enjoy" and you just go along with it instead of skipping, and afterwards you go "hm well I haven't cared about malibu or surfing At All my whole life, but now i just Gotta know the fucked up history of this One Dickhead who had a huge influence on the surfing culture that extends into the present day." Well. Here we are.

Favorite new author (debut or new to you)

Fool & Scholar Productions! Not debut, but new to me. They're the team responsible for The White Vault (among other shows I am looking forward to listening to). Seriously, their writing and their audio production are so so so excellent and I really admire their dedication to Getting things Right, particularly in regards to how they write international characters and go to great lengths to cast people from those cultures and who speak those languages to act. And although I haven't had a chance to listen to their TWV patreon-miniseries Imperial, the whole thing about using an endangered language in it and working with speakers and scholars of that language to get things right is just. Wow. It's incredible and I am (again) so excited to listen to it and their other shows, this team really just makes the language nerd and audio nerd in me vibrate

Newest fictional crush/newest favorite character

This was so difficult but I gotta say, Vivian Exler from the Upstairs and Downstairs game of fatt Road to Palisade. Gardner/groundskeeper who gets the revolutionary zines and is constantly bickering with the mechanic. I am predictable and quickly become a fan of any Jack de Quidt character and Vivian was no exception.

Book Podcast that made you cry

Yet another win for The White Vault here. It made me cry multiple times, for sad reasons, and I mean this another glowing recommendation for this show. Love to be made to feel emotions

Book Podcast that made you happy

Ologies with Alie Ward!! Literally this podcast is just a constant source of joy and makes me so happy to be on this planet. Every single ologist Alie interviews is so genuinely excited about their subject and it is endlessly fascinating to learn more about the world around us. There's episodes that definitely can be bummers, but even the bummer episodes ultimately instill in me optimism and hope and appreciation. And also I get to leave every episode with a handful of fun facts I can bring out at parties when I'm anxious.

Alright, there we are! I'm gonna tag @housetalis (eternal thanks for introducing me to TWV) and @grand-magnificent. Feel free to do the original book freakout or do a podcast freakout or to not do it at all — no pressure either way!

[sinkableruby]

What are your thoughts on each Monogatari season?

ok this will end up long... (like really fucking long holy shit lol) im gonna go from first - monster season (which is the light novels), so only read up to where youve seen. mostly only vague discussion of spoilers but still. ill put the individual parts of each season too for reference, in the order i watched and try to go over them briefly since i feel like you cant talk about the whole of the seasons without touching on the parts

first (kizu, bake, nise, neko black) - the kizu movies are so good!!!!!! i like them more and more as time goes on theyre like a fine wine. captures the vibe of a sort of proto-monogatari monogatari very well. it might just b because i watched it in this order but this is honestly my recommended order to watch the series. idk maybe you lose something from not seeing how mysterious shinobu is in bake and then getting the big reveal. bake - nice and airtight. very cool and classic vibes here, very nostalgic. cool introductions to all these cool fun characters while also giving them arcs that are resolved except nadekos but yeah. and of course this one has the very unique art direction thats super cool nise - just had a post about this so go look at that if you want my thoughts. drops a big theme that keeps getting developed which is the kinda important thing u gotta be doing during a season called the "first season" lol neko black - ehhh i think this is one of the worst ones of the anime entries. its not bad. i like the op a lot overall extremely nostalgic and very high quality, especially with kizu and nise in my mind. a bit of a bump with neko black but a very strong start in general. the first season offers much room for the themes and characters to grow but also stands well on its own. so it does its job well. (also note im not gonna be talkin about like the ost too much here just bc. i love all of it so much. its exclusively good.)

second season (neko white, kabuki, otori, oni, koi, hana) - season full of bangers lets go! neko white is the wonderful resolution to the buildup of hanekawa's character we'd been getting since the first season. very good kabuki is interesting... but definitely not the strongest entry here otorimonogatari is what originally hooked me once and for all on the series, for reasons ive explained before so i wont get into that too much here. but god do i love it to death. whew its good oni could hit much harder than it does but it doesnt. rip. still not what id call bad but eh koi is fuckin awesome. kaiki and nadeko... i'd talk more at length about certain parts i like but im writing this backwards from the later seasons to the earlier ones and i talked way too much about the later ones so im trying to conserve space here. i might talk about it more later or if someone asks me abt it hana i have talked about a bit before too but i love hana hanas great. so then all in all it's like 4 bangers. a great development of the characters we know and love and one that is so well written and just done in the best ways... i loved where this season took everyone. i think the non chronological stuff can be a hit or miss for ppl but i honestly really like it, especially on rewatches. when you think about it the order never feels pointless. even tho hana is chronologically after all the other anime arcs its still not at all something i would say you should watch after zoku lmao. the season does well as a continuation and development but not a conclusion to the series, and thus spendidly fits the role of "second" season.

final season (tsuki, owari part 1, koyomi, owari ge, zoku) - there are ups and downs to this season, but the ups far, FAR outweigh the downs. owari part one... its really good. i think shinobu mail (thats what its called right?) is like kind of slow at first, and i definitely wasnt SUPER invested in it on my first watch, but i think on a rewatch after you get past the first like episode or two it really starts to pick up and shine. that is not why i like it though ougi formula to sodachi lost is incredibly fucking good all the way through, some of the strongest entries in the series by far. i might do like a ranking of each part sometimes and those are definitely going in s tier when i do (even nisioisin said his favorite anime part was ougi formula in an interview although that might just be because he loves mysteries lol). hooooghhh those three arcs,, sodachis story is revealed and developed very wonderfully and impactfully and you kinda love her right from her return to the school where she screams at araragi. and of course, of COURSE ougi is the absolute goat in these arcs, revealing the mystery in the engaging and entertaining way she tends to while also being an incredible point of intrigue herself in her whole enigmatic shtick. and of course, if you know you know, but that doesnt make it any less enjoyable on rewatches ougi is just that entertaining of a character. not to mention her showdown with hanekawa... its so entertaining to see these two battle so passive aggressively or just plain aggressively. and the way it ends up is not surprising but it IS hilarious. and then the convo with sodachi in her apartment... heartwrenching, incredible. all of its very very good. probably some of the most fun ive had watching anime, these three arcs grab you and youre just along for the ride the whole time. i'd love to talk about it more in depth some other time probably FUCK that was just owari part one too koyomi we can go through quickly though. its just like a sorta reminder of where each character started and ended up, as well as giving a few details to set up owari ge. nothing special or bad. i love the ED tho oh fuck are you gonna make me scream about owari ge... this post is already way too long fuck... uhh basically mayoi hell + hitagi rendevous are great in and of themselves and are also wonderful buildups to ougi dark and the conclusion of the series. its so fun how it sneaks up on you that yes, ougi is the main antagonist (at least from second season - final). ougi dark................. ougi dark..... ougi dark. yeah ill save this for a different post. um, one billion out of ten? i literally think about it every day thats not a joke so i dont think i can talk about it here without running out of space (do posts have word limits?? whatever its too long already anyway) overall a very tight and absolutely wonderful conclusion to the series. in my mind this is like the "actual ending" and the light novels and other stuff that comes after is like bonus epilogue stuff (not that its not canon its just that ougi dark is too solid of an ending. its TOO good do you understand)

and now time for the light novels

off season - i think in general this season is pretty strong. i was pretty invested in how it was really taking the time to give characters other than araragi the focus, at least until musubi. but even in musubi its sort of like a "where are they now?" so we get lots of details about all the characters. although i think in musubi its a little hard to read bc we also get all these new characters that we dont necessarily care about (esp since its very much like a one-off thing), but i dont mind it that much because thats not what i like it for... the cool part is seeing the characters we love and where theyve ended up and where theyre going. like the part in (i think) mitome wolf? where hanekawa and araragi have drifted super far apart... wonderfully bittersweet. and i have a separate post about this but seeing ougi free and unable to be bothered in their new life? chefs kiss wonderful love it. so i think even though musubi breaks the format of taking a break from araragi, its still good enough to not bring down off season really. and on that note i honestly wish monster season would be more like off season. i dont really want to see stinky araragi's pov anymore! i think he should take way more of a backseat and instead make more guest appearances in other people's stories, like he did at the end of hanamonogatari. not that i dont like him (its a hate love relationship) but i think honestly hes really interesting in hana where we see kanbaru's view of him instead of his view of everyone else as usual. i love so much how the monogatari series Feels Different in different people's perspectives so i want to switch it up more!! of course he is the main character so i dont think this will happen but like. i'd much rather get kanbaru's misadventures with ougi than araragi's college misadventures. and of course i cant talk about off season without talking about nademonogatari. nademonogatari is SO FUCKING GOOD holy shit... i think i speak for a lot of people when i say nadeko is by far the strongest narrator in the series due to her arc's progression and her character development-- and even before it too, cuz otorimonogatari's narration was also really unique and engaging. it helps that she's my second fav but i think nademonogatari is generally well liked? and for very good reason. which is also why...

monster season - haven't finished these season still have to read ougi fright/flight and the next installment but yeah i feel a lil disappointed in this season because again... too much araragi. get this dirty stinky man outta my face. again i love and hate the guy but cmon let's be real... his peak was in owari ge and zoku and at the end of hana. i really dont feel the need to see more of him. of course the stories themselves are interesting and i like nisioisin's writing but i just find the stuff thats not narrated by him such a breath of fresh air... i really want to see more nadeko and kanbaru narration. i hope nisioisin, if he keeps on trucking through the series, will start putting more real focus on these two. or even like. just anyone else. give us ononoki again give us sodachi again. i want to see the other characters journeys!!!! we keep getting small little nadeko chapters like with mayoi snake and yotsugi shadow and like... those were awesome i loved those! more of that but longer please nisioisin!!! i feel like raising up kanbaru or nadeko more to the status of "mains" would be honestly really refreshing and a much better, less like.... stagnating? direction to take the series in ummmmm also nisioisin isnt writing about ougi enough ://// like... hellooo? ougi pov chapter when?? itd be the most fun thing ever nisioisin???? hello??????? hes so insistent on not writing them i swear he wants to relegate them to a side character spooky appearance every once in a while and thats cool but like im starving here dude cmon... even in the book named after them they dont get a pov chapter and only appear as a side character.... wtf........................... like thats so fucked up.................................................. especially since the parts where they acc were there were rly good :( but basically araragi stinky i want to cleanse my nose palette please PLEASE nisioisin throw him in the trash for a long while longer im begging you it'd be so much more interesting if you just let him become a side character his days in the sun should be OVER

[cielospeaks]

meme from online here

more info:

2015: my boy severin! <3 weird little undertaker of my heart. i also love jojo so i daresay my art is both 1. finding a more "me" style and 2. improving.

2016: good art vibes continue as i discovered loid this year! also more gijinkas! the lovely and wonderful maddy, jellie, and pamela! <3

2017: this year was fun bc i wanted to draw a mokouzart every moth and for the most part succeeded. my art was wonky and bad proportions but i was having fun and thats the most important thing imo

2018: my art was still bad proportions but i was starting to get more self conscious abt it. art school does that to a guy -weary emoji face- but dont be concerned there was still a lot of heart and i was getting more into storytelling in fics. hence the kasulaeg good stuff.

2019: this was def a weird time for me artwise- somehow i wasnt satisfied with how anything looked most of the time. i think just lifewise weird stuff happened too so it was really a time of change. also my art self esteem had been damaged pretty badly from art college and mobile game fans online (you know who you are). this one of rosa and kasumi is really goated tho, probably the last time ive been really happy for and actively cheering on the c y l winners. (tho i am happy for chrom/tiki/robin/corn tbh)

2020: this year was kinda me trying to get my groove back tbh. socially stuff had happened too (in 2019) but weirdly this was a big time for self discovery for me. during the job lockdown i was able to binge d q 11 and realized how fun games and fantasy anime genre has the potential to be. and i made a new friend! this treblesal is actually a redraw but i love their faces in this the best <3

2021: this year was where i felt like my groove was finally returned. minor setback of a computer crash in january aside, i started a series of an-allegroface-a-week and it was actually really fun and satisfying. in oct there was this platonic fave month which was so much fun. <3 sevil and kisumi are one of the awesome results of it! (not the brotp but the artwork)

2022: i feel like this was such a big year bc of n w h but thats just silly. but at the same time its kinda true lol. my creative kick for aime tachi was back, along with a need to go to d l and a sense of right and wrong which had been tested over the years. sure its gotten me nothing but trouble but im still a bit glad for it. i also decided to get creative w shading and pencils, and found that thin pens work a lot better for antonio's luscious locks. and that meant a very cool trebletonio drawing for his character day! <3

2023: 2023 had a lot of good content imo, it was hard to choose just one. but its gotta be the monty one man. i spent the whole year working on it no joke. more weird stuff happened last year but i do think i made steps to improving at art. that being said i have more unfinished artworks than schubert has unfinished symphonies (thats not saying much. he has one.)

2024: this year is only halfway done and so far ive drawn some things(tm). but i had to give it to mokouzart, i love these little freaks so much. notably this year ive started drawing the shines in characters' eyes? i like drawing them w the quote unquote dead eyes but its nice trying this too.

[angabby-zzz]

Disclaimer none of these ppl have like names yet (closest one I have is how I've narrowed down 3 name options for #7) + I've kinda just been referring to them as whatever theyre inspired by which is kinda embarrassing outside of my own brain but whatever

Anyway the like basic concept behind everything is that its like. Very normal like modern worldish (nothing too specific so far since I don't wanna age it Too much) and like the whole gang r just regular kinda ppl outside of like 2 guys. Except these 2 guys we've gotta like pretend like they're not probably human experiments who showed up out of nowhere.

Anyway here r the main / reoccurring characters so far. In parentheses r what I refer to them as except abbreviated for comfort lol)

1 (yh)

He's like this 18/19 yr old who has / had like a weird kinda thing w his family and kinda gets like. Idk some kinda depression thing from it or idk. At least it worsens. Kinda like that gifted kid burn out thing. Which isn't rlly helped when his older brother (10) moved out and doesn't rlly contact him anymore and seems to be doing fine + hangs out w his Also giftedish cousin (3) way more. But it's ok his whole thing isn't being a depressed guy he's not like that all the time. He has this childhood friend (2) who sticks around w him and is like Also kinda behind on figuring out life or what to do (even more than him maybe) which is fine

2 (mg)

Also a 18/19 yr old and this ^ guys silly loser friend who is like glued to his side. He's not rlly comic relief type loser it's more like. He's this tall kinda buff dude who is actually kinda soft n shy and has like no friends. Idr have much down on this guy other than that and how we wears glasses lol sorry

3 (jh)

If you've noticed a trend in nicknaming conventions good job this will continue. I'm telling you that adventure time au rlly inspired me no joke

Anyway this guy is like. Idk 16/17 yrs old and despite his awkward family life and deafness he's doing fine. He has a few friends (4 + 5 + 9 + maybe some less occurring girls I have ideas for) and has a lot going on between like advanced classes in school and clubs and volunteer work and doing stuff around neighbors houses for money. Tbh I haven't decided where he lives yet but lets just say it isn't w his parents or aunt/uncle anymore. But he prefers staying over at his cousins (10) house + feels more comfortable asking him for help on stuff. Which is also where he starts to befriend 9 which is cool 👍

He does a lot of stuff but he's like super introverted n quiet n stuff he just likes working and helping ppl lol. Tbh king of idgaf he's pretty chill and doesn't rlly judge ppl out loud or anything. He likes playing sports but doesn't rlly care for the actual competitive/serious stuff so he hasn't ever signed up for any of it. He has a dog maybe

4 (woo)

So this guy is like lowkey a loser. He's like 16 and only has like 2 friends (3 + 5) until this like tall vampire looking dude (8) shows up to his house one night and they end up secretly living together eventually after 4 stops being so judgy about him. Which is kinda his thing like he doesn't rlly follow other ppl or anything and is kinda mean but not in like a mega bully way. More like he's just misinformed or smth idk. But it's ok cuz 3 is too chill to argue w him so they kinda mesh together well.

I think maybe he'll have some kind of johnny/dallas thing with 8 at some point. Hashtag redemption or whatever (I promise he isn't super evil or anything this summary is kind of badly editting him lol + I don't rlly have anything done for him despite him living w one of the experiment guys)

5 (jeo)

I switched up the names on u with these next few hahaha

Anyway this guy I probably have the least amount of stuff done for. He isn't rlly that important so far but he's friends with 3 + 4. He's like cool looking but (not rlly) secretly a silly guy and rlly into like vlogging n stuff. Which makes him more close to 3 cuz he actually supports his passions 🥳. Idk that's all I've got. He has like no connection to 8 + 9 for the most part. He's also 16/17 yrs old I forgot to add this oops

6 (silly girl)

This name isn't the best srry but that's rlly all she is. She's like tall and 17/18 and pretty and comes from a rich family. So awesome. Except she's like a weird girl kind of. Like fun and silly (hence the name) and everything. Idrk what she gets up to but trust.

She has this girl (7) she's close friends with who doesn't rlly care abt that^ (sometimes even engages in her weird stuff with enthusiasm) + she's dating 9. Which is great it's like kind of giving "me and the girl I bagged by being autistic" except the roles could go either way. They match each others freak idk. Neither of them can drive or has a job and they love animals

7 (sgf)

This nickname is like 10x less creative when u know what it stands for but trust I have like 3 names lined up for her it's fine

Anyway yeah she's 6's friend and that's all rlly 😭 17/18 yrs old. The shortest one in this list (5'2). She's kinda a loner girl for the most part. She has no job (I'm not sure abt driving ability) but her free time is like. +40% helping her siblings/family w stuff (sports practice / moving stuff / volunteering) so its fine.

In case u were wondering the names are carmen lopez, ximena delgado(/rodriguez), and helena guzman

8 (hwa)

Yeah tbh the inspiration is really blatant with this one. He's this tall pretty guy who shows up in 4's room one night and yk. This guys whole thing kinda is like self expression n artsy stuff ig. Like as he n 4's friendship grows they're both more like. Into the beauty of the world and friends and love. How awesome. Idrk anything else for him rn. Idek his age I'll just say like 16-19

9 (ys)

Tbh I'm drawing a bit of soul piwon inspiration into this guy too. Which like ig tells u how he is if u know lolll.

Anyway yeah he's like 17-19 yrs old and pretty quiet but like. Silly. Yk like soul. He's like kinda into nature stuff and like art maybe?? Idk. He lives with 10 + 11 cuz he also just showed up there one day and they were like??? What do we do. But idk. Tbh I'm not even sure what he does I fear he's kinda just roaming around the streets while everyone else is at work / school. An adventurer guy. Unless they somehow figure out how to put him into school or something.

I realized I kinda stopped restating information from previous characters so yeah 👍👍👍 idk not much other than that. His and 8's powers aren't rlly thought abt so far but I think maybe he will have some kind of transformation or elemental thing going on

10 (sc)

One of the only adult characters lolll. Not by much though he's only like in his early/mid 20s. He's like pretty awkward w his parents now so he doesn't rlly make an effort to communicate w them much outside of like. Holidays or smth. And he finds it kind of awkward to talk to / hang out w his younger brother too cuz of that + he thinks maybe he doesn't like him anymore or smth but whatever idk. Has a soft spot for his cousin since he's literally just a kid and had stuff happen to him even if he doesn't seem to care abt it 😭

I'm not rlly sure if he met his roommate (11) just like randomly or if they're living together cuz they're friends but either way they're pretty cool. Kinda like cool uncle vibes ig. Also they have a dog 👍👍😚😚 and he's rlly girl dad about it. That's all for now

11 (jhn)

This is the last like official (reoccurring) guy I have and he's like also in 10's age range. Tbh he doesn't rlly do much as of now he's kind of like 7 or 5 in that way (connected to the random 2 guys only cuz they have a friend thats connected to them) but more personal since. He literally lives w one of them. But he's not super into the parenting role lol so its wtv. Like he has his own stuff going on. (he's not like mean or anything to 9 cuz of this btw I'm just careful not to make him and 10 super parenting focused just cuz they're the oldest ones lol 😭 that and he's a little feminine looking so yk lol. Is the idol duo behind this obvious too)

+ a height chart if u were curious

Anyway that's all I'm gonna do like a separate post for actual story parts later maybe. Idk

I never gave y'all any updates on my new oc stuff so should I post abt them. I only have like their personalities/concepts n relationships down rn not rlly any good clear event stuff that will happen. I need a new tag for this since I wanna keep oc lore just for jag lol

[lilyrizzy]

elaborate on ur thoughts for maxiel on married at first sight 👀

okay, never in a million years do i think max would ever go on reality tv BUT my thoughts if he did under the cut

okay so obviously they see each other for the first time at the wedding and i think the level of attraction is different. like, initially daniel is like, 'okay, he's kinda cute, i can work with this,' whereas max is like, 'oh my god, this man is so beautiful, he is perfect, wow.' but the problem is, max doesn't show that. in fact, max doesnt show much of ANYTHING to begin with, at least not in the way daniel is used to.

because daniel is good at performing right, so when it comes to the vows, he's cracking jokes, making max's mum and victoria laugh (obvs j*s is not there), saying the cheesy shit they all say like 'i knew i wanted to marry you from the moment i met you,' and 'this is a leap of faith but i'm ready to jump with you, baby,' whereas max is like taking it very seriously, almost to the point of like... not seeming into it? like he says stuff like, 'i will try to like you, i hope also that you will like me, i want to be a very good husband,' because thats the truth! he cant lie and say like, he wants to spend his life with daniel, because he doesnt know him yet. but to daniel it seems a little...cold, so he's not sure how to feel about his new husband.

at the reception, max is even more awkward, doesn't know how to start conversation and barely answers the questions daniel asks him.

'what music do you like?' 'i do not listen to a lot of music.'

'what do you do for fun?' 'i like to play fifa.'

'what do you do for a job?' 'i am a car mechanic.'

and daniel is sinking lower and lower into his chair like, fuck, what have i done, i've got to spend the next few weeks with a guy who clearly doesnt have any social skills. meanwhile, max is like, wow, daniel wants to know so much about me:) he is a good listener:) he is doing all the talking because he can tell this is hard for me:) or something lol. doesnt realise hes being rude, he just- he cant do this with the camera in his face, okay?

then in the bedroom, on their wedding night max realises that maye its not been going as well as he thought because he tries to kiss daniel, but daniel just laughs, stepping away gently and saying, 'guess ill take the couch right?' because he thinks that. well max is really young? what if hes just in this for the fame, the quick money, what if hes doing this now because he feels he has to? daniel doesnt want it to be like that, okay. its not what hes here for. but to max, he's like. oh:(. he'd thought- but of course daniel doesnt want to sleep in the bed with him, because look at him and look at daniel.

then i think the misscommunication continues for a bit of their honeymoon. they both think the other doesnt like each other, and max says even less now because if daniel doesnt want to even kiss him, then what is the point trying to be husbands? so they avoid each other a little, until daniel eventually thinks, fuck it, i gotta *try*, because he cant have max say leave and go home in the first week okay? his friends (michael) bullied him so badly for doing this, so it has to be worth it.

so he sneaks max out to some romantic beach picnic without the cameras (btw theyre in the caribbean or something idk), gets them both tipsy and he asks, 'why did you even come on the show?' and because the cameras arent here, max can be honest and say, 'my sister, she has two babies. and i tried to find somebody who would want this also, but with me. but always, men wanted sex and then when instead i tried to go for breakfast the next day, they would just laugh and leave. maybe it is because i am bad at it, but i did not do it at all for a long time, because my dad-'

and then max breaks off, and daniel tugs him into his arms and is like, 'its okay max. somebody to build a life with, thats what i wanted too.' then he kisses max, and it's not like on the wedding day, a peck in front of their parents, it's deep and there's tongue and max can't help but push for more and more, to push daniel back into the sand and grind against him until daniel is like, 'why dont i be the judge of how bad you really are?' and then they have like, mindblowing sex over and over, for the rest of the honeymoon.

and im not saying the sex like, fixes everything, but i think max feeling wanted sexually by daniel soothes a lot of the insecurities inside him that were making it hard for him to open up to him in other ways? like the next morning in bed he's a little shy when daniel cracks a load of jokes about how very much not bad in bed he is, but he’s also laughing and laughing, and when daniel starts a conversation over breakfast, suddenly max is chatting his ear off. and he is still is a little awkward infront of the cameras, but in private, they start to build something real. he can banter back with daniel now, give as good as he gets, even if the jokes are dorky and not funny to anyone else. to daniel they're cute and because he knows what max was like before, he can see how hard max is trying.

and daniel doesnt know when it happens, but one day everythinggg max does just becomes endearing. all of max's little quirks, his bluntness, his black and white thinking, daniel realises this is max and he really really likes max. max isnt pumping his tires because he wants something from daniel, he genuinely thinks daniel is hilarious and sexy and kind. and because daniel knows this, he feels he can be *real* with max, in a way hes never been before? like, max likes daniel the showman, but he also just likes daniel.

i genuinely think its like, a whirlwind romance after that. they tell each other they love each other before they even come back from the honeymoon, the viewers at home are rolling their eyes declaring it will never last.

but it does :) after the initial struggle, they become the low maintenance couple that just vibe the whole time lol. daniel waffle's about how much they get on with each other at each comittment ceremony, while max is like, 'yes things are good:)' and dies inside the time the intimacy expert asks if theyve had sex or not, and how was it. daniel just winks and says no complaints, but refuses to give anymore away bc thats private and he knows max doesnt want it out there.

the only time they get into any drama is when daniel sticks up for max, declaring his love publically to the group for the first time, when one of the girls is being mean and saying that max has the personality of a cabbage and she doesnt understand what daniel sees in him. or when max (bc he’s defo the one to get put with the girls even though it should be daniel) gets a little outwardly jealous when all the girls answer 'daniel' when asked who they think the hottest husband is at those awkward group days (shoutout to the episode that aired just haha) but inside he’s preening, like, hell yeah, thats my man.

then when it ends, they post an update on insta like, yeah we are still together, here are our two cats & also we got married for real:)

the end lol

[bnha-dumpster]

Alright I’m back mate and boy do I have something. So imagine all of them (boys of the bakusquad) wanting Y/n, and they’ve talked about this together to try and come up with a way to get closer to him. So they decide that in order to get closer to him, one of them (you can decide) has to get into a relationship with Y/n’s sister. (Sister could be an OC, a character, or just a sister insert) This way, all of them can get into his their house without it being suspicious. Y/n’s sister doesn’t really think much about it, but the four of them always tease and borderline flirt with Y/n while they’re there. Don’t think they didn’t notice you blushing. So one day when his sister and parents aren’t home, they all decide to visit, knowing that Y/n is home from college that weekend, and all alone. Deciding that this will be the day that they bring him to bed, each have their turn with him, and milk him till he just can’t come anymore. (Dub-con? Y/n clearly wants it- who wouldn’t lol?)

Just realized that if you dislike some female character in the show, you could just use them as the sister lol. Also sorry my request is kinda long for this, but thanks if you decide to do it! I appreciate it.

oh i love this request so much! may have had a bit too much fun with this and got carried away

pairing: bakusquad (- mina) x male reader content tags: group sex, milking, double penetration, face fucking, male squirting, creampie, sex toys, praise, light degradation, electro stim play word count: 2.5k

The day Sero started dating your younger sister was a weird one. You’d never felt too protective over her considering she’s only a year younger and a hero, but seeing her hold hands with your classmate lit something inside you. It’s why whenever Sero wanted to come over, you’d beg for the rest of the Bakusquad to join him. You thought it was a way to protect your sister. You thought you were doing a good job. Yeah, you thought a lot of things.

Then they started teasing you- even Sero. The four of them love to tease you and act flirtatious with you. Even with Maiko in the room, they all find a way to tease you and not gain any suspicion from her. Their hands wander places where they shouldn't and you can't do anything but give them a stern look as you swat their hands away, blush apparent on your face. You don't know what they're doing but it gives extremely mixed messages.

But you think you finally understand when they show up unannounced, all four grinning as they push their way into your house.

“How long are we gonna let Bakugou eat his face?” 

As soon as the four of them got you in your room, Bakugou pounced on you. He’s holding you by your hips, grinding himself against you. His mouth is smashed against yours, teeth clashing as he devours your mouth with his tongue. You don’t have much of a choice but to go along with it. It’s not like you hate this. Rather, you’re enjoying this way too much. 

“We can get everything set up while they’re eating each other’s faces.” Sero shrugs as he pulls out the contents of the bag. Lube, towels, toys, said toys being Kaminari’s suggestion. “Why’d you bring a cock ring? I thought the goal was to milk him?” 

“It’s for us! Gotta last longer for him, right?” 

“For once you make a good point.” Kirishima pulls Bakugou away from you by his hair, earning a growl. “Stop hogging him, bro.”

“Fine.” 

Kirishima helps you towards the bed, sitting you down on the edge of it. He tugs your sweatpants down, slowly taking your clothes off. You definitely need a breather and the redhead is more than happy to give you one. He does all of the work for you, lifting your legs and body with his strength so all you have to do is sit there. You watch him with half-lidded eyes as you catch your breath. Besides your heavy breathing, you can hear the other three taking their own clothes off. The rustling of their clothes falling to the floor is as quiet as it’ll be from now on.

Your cock springs out of your boxers, almost completely hard from Bakugou’s actions. It’s a little embarrassing how quickly you’re turned on. They just think it’s cute.

“Denki, didn’t you say you wanted to taste him?” 

The blond in question nods eagerly and nearly trips over himself to replace Kirishima’s spot between your legs. He’s already excited, cock hard and slapping against his stomach. Does the thought of giving you head really turn him on that much? 

Apparently it does. He lets out a small moan when he grabs your cock and pumps it a few times. You can see his eyes dilate and his mouth is open slightly as he admires it. And when he finally takes it in his mouth, it feels like he’s practiced for this. 

“Fuck, Denki-” His mouth is warm and inviting, his tongue doing its best to wrap around the shaft as he bobs his head. You weave your hands into his hair and help him take you deeper. You’re not huge, but you do know it might take a bit to take all of you. 

Then he moans. The vibrations go straight to your core and your shove his face flush against your hips. He gags around your cock but doesn’t try to pull away. Instead, he looks up at you with eyes that scream for you to keep going. You’re not the type of person to refuse someone, so you give him exactly what he wants. 

You take hold of his head and move it up and down, using his mouth as a toy. Kaminari moans each time your cock hits the back of his throat. The two of you are caught up in the moment to the point where you don’t notice Sero coming up behind you. The hero begins to kiss along your neck, hands going to grope at your chest. Finger pinch your nipples harshly and you let out a surprised moan. 

“Hanta, what are you doing?” 

“Your chest looked a little lonely.” He hums and continues to play with your nipples, pinching and flicking them as he kisses your neck. You’re not sure what Kirishima and Bakugou are doing but you can’t focus on it, not when you’re reaching your end. Your hips stutter and you press Kaminari’s face against you as much as you can. The blond’s eyes roll back into his head as you cum, shooting ropes down his throat. You can feel him swallow it all and the sensation makes you groan. 

Kaminari removes himself from your cock with a pop, face red. Tears and drool cover his face and it’s oddly endearing. 

“Alright, Kirishima?” Sero grabs you by your hips and pulls you with him further onto the bed. He rests against the headboard and continues to tease your nipples. Kirishima crawls in front of you, a bottle of lube in hand. You know what he’s going to do but it doesn’t make you any less anxious.

“Hey, hey, it’ll be okay.” The redhead rubs comforting circles into your inner thigh, smiling at you. You watch him pour some lube onto his fingers and circle your hole gently. He watches your face as he begins to push one finger in. There’s a moment of surprise when it goes in without much protest, you looking to the side to avoid his stare. You’re thankful that he doesn’t say anything. Rather, he just pushes another finger inside you.

It takes a few tries before he manages to find that soft spot inside you. You let out a whimper and your hips move away. Bakugou is more than happy to sit on your stomach, keeping you in place. 

The blond takes this chance to devour your mouth once more. This time you moan and kiss back with as much need as he does. His erection grinds against your stomach as you kiss. You reach down to pump his cock a few times, enjoying the feeling of how hot and heavy it is in your hand. Bakugou swats your hand away and glares at you, pulling back.

Kirishima is eager to fuck you. He pulls his fingers out after barely prepping you and slathers his own cock with lube. You’re sure he doesn’t mean to, but he sheathes himself inside you a little too quickly. A small yelp leaves you and three sets of eyes land on the redhead. The three heroes stare at him for a moment before turning their eyes back to you. 

“Sorry he’s being so rough...” Sero leaves open mouthed kisses along your neck and shoulders as he soothes you, “We’ve just wanted to fuck you for so long.” 

Bakugou moves off of you, sitting beside you as Kirishima begins to move slowly. Kaminari has settled on the other side of you, one hand cupping your balls and the other teasing the head of your limp cock. 

A small shock goes through you. It’s from Kaminari’s hand, the blond stimulating you back to hardness with his hands. The shocks are sent through both your cock and balls. You squirm and whimper, the head of your cock twitching pathetically with each shock. Even if it’s not hard, it still weeps precum all over your abdomen. 

Then the redhead’s pace gets rough. His balls slap against your ass with each thrust, making sure your hips meet before he pulls out. Your overwhelmed by the stretch of your walls and how Kirishima seems to be rubbing against all the right spots inside you. There’s even a small bump that appears whenever he’s fully inside you. It pokes out of your stomach and the other three marvel at how hot it is. 

Kaminari’s shocks finally bring your cock back to life. It stands at attention, tip swollen and red. He lets go of it and watches it slap against your stomach, precum smearing over the skin. 

“Relax for us, Y/N.” 

You don’t know what Kaminari means until you see something in Bakugou’s hand. It’s metal and long but you don’t exactly know what it is. At least, until the blond begins to circle it around the head of your dick. There’s no warning for your when he prods the slit of your cock with it, slowly inching the rod inside you. It’s a strange feeling but it doesn’t hurt. For a moment you think it’s not so bad, but then Bakugou presses a button.

“Wha-” The rod is vibrating. Your back arches off the bed and tenses, a confused moan escaping you. Sero leans down to capture your lips, kissing you gently compared to Bakugou. Both blond heroes are tending to your nipples, each one has a nipple in their mouth. Bakugou’s hand is wrapping around the base of your cock, pumping it gently. Kaminari is once again fondling your sack, giving it small squeezes and shocks to stimulate you. 

And you cum, you cum hard. Strangled moans are muffled by Sero’s lips. Your cock twitches and cum leaks out past the rod, dribbling down your shaft slowly. It’s a strangle climax. It doesn’t come out like it usually does and everywhere is being touched. You don’t get to come down from your high either- it just keeps going. They don’t stop what they’re doing, the only thing changing being the way Kirishima’s thrusts grow erratic. 

He releases inside you and you can vaguely feel warmth filling you. It feels empty when he pulls out, your hole clenching around nothing. Kirishima takes a moment to spread your ass to watch his cum leak out a little. 

“Who’s next?” 

Sero releases your lips and removes himself from behind you, letting Kirishima take his place. He situates between your legs and ruts his cock against your ass. He can feel your hole clenching each time he brushes the head of his cock against it. Your body is so needy and he can’t possibly refuse you. 

He’s longer than the redhead, that’s for sure. Not as thick, but definitely longer. Sero reaches deeper and touches places you didn’t think could be touched. His pace is slow, watching the way your hole so eagerly swallows his cock. You’re clenching and trembling so much from the overstimulation, the vibrating rod still abusing your limp cock. 

“Good boy, good boy, Y/N.” Kirishima praises you as tears fall from your eyes. It blurs between pain and pleasure and you don’t know how to process it. You cling to his words, holding into his arms as he shushes you. “We’re so proud of you. You’re so good for us, so good. We’ll take such good care of you.” 

You’re mouth is left unattended. Moans and sobs fill the room, a line of drool coming out of your mouth. You can’t form any words either. They’re enamored by it, staring at how you’ve come undone just after two times. A thin layer of sweat covers your body and it makes you look shiny, you practically glow.

“Fuck, so tight- you’re so tight, Y/N.” Sero’s words barely register. Something is building in your core as Kaminari begins to send larger shocks through your sack. They make your cock twitch more than it already is. The constant vibrations inside your urethra are making your cock vibrate and twitch even when it’s soft. 

“Kaminari.” The hero fucking you catches the blond’s attention. He puts a finger in your ass and tugs it open a little more. “Think you can fit?” 

The absence of Kaminari’s lips and hands don’t register right away, especially when Bakugou begins to pinch your abandoned nipple. Your haze is lifted somewhat when you feel your ass stretching just a bit more. The blond is slowly pushing his cock inside, joining Sero in your tight hole. The stretch alone forces another orgasm through you without even getting hard, more cum leaking past the rod. 

As Kaminari sheathes himself completely, the other hero stills. They don’t move for a bit, they let you get used to having both of them inside you. 

“What a good boy. You’re taking them so well, taking them just like we know you could.” Kirishima’s words soothe you. “They’re going to make you feel even better.” 

Then they start moving. The two of them alternate thrusts, moving slowly and carefully. Your belly bulges from the stretch and Kirishima reaches down to rub the bulge, groaning at the feeling. His cock twitches with arousal behind you. But he’s had his turn and you need comfort. 

Your prostate is being pressed against constantly. It’s a never-ending stimulation of your most sensitive spots. You hold onto Kirishima as tightly as you can as a rush of warmth goes through you. The feeling isn’t the same as an orgasm and you lift your head up for a brief second to see clear fluid gush out of your cock past the rod. 

“Oh my god, he just squirted.” Kaminari stares down at you in wonder as he fucks you, grabbing your cock and pumping it. Your stomach is covered in whatever you let out. Bakugou moves himself down to lick at it, curious to its taste. It’s not pleasant, but not unpleasant either. 

And the blond is hard, impatient for his turn. As much as he wants to fuck you properly, he needs release. He turns your head to face him, his cock gently slapping against your face. Your mouth is already open and he begins to slide it inside. The moans and sobs you make vibrate around his cock, making him feel amazing. It’s difficult to keep himself from fucking your face like you did with Kaminari but he knows that a slow pace is better. 

The head of his cock presses against the back of your throat and you gag before he pushes deeper. Your face meets his pelvis for a few seconds before he pulls out. Bakugou is looking down at you as your eyes flutter closed, mouth stretched to fit his cock inside of it. You look so cute, so eager to please him. Your head must be a mess right now. 

“Damn, I’m cumming already. This is amazing.” 

The blond fucking your ass stills inside you, cum filling you. Sero is still going, his pace slow and deep. He’s nowhere near done and has more stamina than the other three. Taking it slow and thoroughly enjoying the warmth of your ass is how he wants to go. 

More cum leaks out of your cock and finally, the rod is pulled out. Cum practically pours out once the rod is fully out. It pools on your stomach and mixes with the fluids from your squirting. 

Your head is a mess, a haze of pleasure. You don’t know what’s going on besides how good you feel from all of them. You don’t care anymore. They can do whatever they want with you. 

[nights-legacy]

Hii!! Hope u are doing amazing <33 I wanted to request a Drabble ? Or a head cannon I forgot the name sorry, where todoroki’s s/o gets kidnapped by the lov and gets turned into a nomu but when they capture her (since she is a nomu) eri uses her quirk on her and they find out it way yn and then todoroki cries and fluff and eri hugs her rllllly tight and eri in between todoroki and yn now cus why not :3( sorrry I’m bad at explaining . The quirk can be of ur choiceee. Btw if u don’t like this request, don’t do it it’s totally fine ^^ btw it’s kinda like the nomu deku au( by garbageisland) and kikimgcee but without the catatonic part- lol sorry this is too long. Hv a grt day byeee <33

Heyo! I had fun with this and I pulled at my my own heart strings. I decided to incorporate Todoroki's time dealing with her disappearance leading up to her being found. I hope you like it!

Lost & Found- Todoroki

Masterlist MHA Masterlist

1910 words

Note: has she/ her pronouns but can be read as GN.

Warnings: none besides an indirect mention of death.

+ Y/N disappears and for weeks noone has any idea what happened or where she is. Todoroki is not Cdealing with it well and is on the verge of completely losing hope when on an outing with a certain little horned sweetie, they get a breakthrough. And little Eri is the one to save Y/N's life.

3rd POV

There had been a somber tone to Class 1-A for a few weeks now. Ever since Y/N had disappeared. No one's been able to figure it out. She had gone home for the weekend and when school started back up, she didn't show. Not in class or the dorms. When Aizawa-sensei called her parents/guardian they freaked out because they sent them off the night before and even got a text saying she had made it. A full investigation was launched but nothing has been found out yet.

"Damn." Todoroki groaned as ran over the finish line. Aizawa had the class doing a 2 mile run and some were struggling. Todoroki is not normally one of them but he hasn't had a good night's sleep as of late and his mind is constantly weaving back to his missing girlfriend.

"Hey Todoroki. I got you some water." Midoriya came up and handed him the bottle.

"Thank's Midoriya." He said before collapsing into the grass. He took a couple swigs before dropping it beside him. He stared at the sky, watching the Clouds drift by. His thoughts drifted back to the first time he watched the clouds. It was with Y/N.

* "Why are we doing this again?" Todoroki asked as Y/N drug him to an open part to the lawn behind the dorms. He had had a bad day and Y/N wanted to help. "What's the point?"

"It's relaxing. It's fun. You just gotta try it." She giggled. She propped down on the grass and patted the Spot next to her. He sat down and She pulled him down to lay back. He looked up at the sky. "I used to do this all the time when I was a kid."

"Really?" He looked at her.

"Mmhm."

"What do I do?"

"Just lay here and watch the clouds. Try and find the shapes in the clouds." Y/N slipped her hand into his. Todoroki did as she said and watched the clouds float by. At first he saw nothing but white wisps. After a few minutes though he started to actually see shapes.

"Hey!" He exclaimed excitedly. He pointed at a certain cloud. "That one looks like a bat! Do you see it?" He looked over at her in wonder. She giggled and moved in close to see from his point of view.

"Yeah, Yes I do! Good job!" They continue to watch the clouds each pointing out different things they saw. Eventually, they lost all sense of time and Todoroki forgot why he was upset. *

"Hey Todoroki you alright?" Midoriya's voice pulled him from the memory. He sat up.

"I'm Okay, just..." He trailed off looking at the clouds again. "Just getting harder and harder."

"I, oh, um..." Midoriya tried to think of something to say but nothing came. the place a hand on his friends shoulder. "I'm sorry, Todoroki."

* Time Skip *

Todoroki sat on the railing of his dorm with a blanket over his lap and a small (your Favorite animal) plushie in his hands. He was trying to ground himself after the news he had gotten today. Y/N's bag had been found abandoned not far from the train station closest to UA. 

The blanket was one Y/N had gotten him and the plushie was one of yours that you purposely left in his dorm. He had become rather attached to it and she brought it over and left it.

* "I am sorry my love. I don't always mean to unload my problems on you." Todoroki said with a solemn face. Y/N smiled at him from her desk. He was on her bed picking at the blankets.

"Don't apologize, Roki. I don't mind at all. I'm just happy you trust me so much." She moved and knelt in front of him, laying her hands on his knees.

"Of course I do." He smiled. Y/N watched as he absentmindedly grabbed the (animal) plushie and held it in his lap. A smile appeared on her face as he fiddled with the little feet and calmed down. "I trust you the most in the world."

"That makes me happy." She stood and sat in his lap. He wrapped an arm around her but kept the plushie in the other. ~

Y/N walked into Todoroki's room with a blanket and the plushie. He smiled at her as she plopped down next to him. She cuddled into his side and he held her tight.

"What's with the surprise Visit?" He asked.

"I just wanted to see you. Anndd give you this." She held out the folded up blanket. He raised an eyebrow but took the blanket. He carefully unfolded it and saw a collage of things he liked. There was suba, Clouds, pictures of him and his friends, pictures of him and Y/N, and so many other things that made him smile. The blanket's edge was surrounded by a frosty edge for half and a light edge of fire on the other.

"Y/N... this is amazing. How did you... when did you... Thank you." He hugged her tight.

"You're welcome." She nuzzled under his chin. "I remember you mentioning getting a lighter blanket for your room so I did this for you."

"You didn't have too. But I love it." They spent the next hour or so cuddling under the blanket. She got up to leave and he noticed the plushie by his pillow. "Don't forget this."

"Actually, I think I'm going to leave it here. I'm here all the time anyway. Plus I think you can use it just as much as me." He looked at her confused.

"What do you mean?"

"You'll figure it out." *

He understood now but he hated the fact that he had to do this. He wanted her here next to him. He wanted her safe. He screamed out loud, shoving the blanket and plushie to the floor.

"Why? Why her?!" He screamed as he paced his room. He fell to the floor and cried. After a few minutes he felt something soft wrap wound him. He looked up and saw his blanket then Bakugo being to one placing it. He must have come in through the balcony. "Bakugo?"

"You're loud." He said before holding out the plushie. Todoroki took it and held it close. Bakugo sat in front of him. 

"Sorry." He muttered.

"Don't be. I can't blame you." He shook his head. His presence, no matter how much Bakugo always rebuked him, was comforting. He wasn't alone. He calmed down and cleaned himself up. "They're gonna find her."

"Yeah... but in what state?" He said solemnly.

*Time Skip*

Everyone was breathing heavily as the Nomu was restrained. Midoriya had Eri protectively in his arms while Todoroki, Bakugo, Amajiki, Mirio, and Aizawa stood inbetween. They had just been on an outing and Eri had wanted them to go with. While they were out they were attacked by a Nomu.

"Is everyone alright?" Aizawa asked. He got affirmations from everyone. Midoriya walked over to Aizawa with Eri in his arms.

"Sensei? I noticed something about this Nomu." He started.

"You noticed the similarities in one of the quirks to L/N's." Aizawa finished. Midoriya looked shocked for a moment but nodded. Aizawa sighed. "It's a longshot but..." He looks at the Nomu and Todoroki. "I damn well hope it's her."

"L/N?" Eri perked up. "That's L/N?" She looked at the Nomu that just a few minutes ago scared  her. She wiggled out of Midoriya's arms and ran towards the Nomu.

"Eri!" A chorus of yells followed her. She ran up and touched the being. Her horn glowed and everyone could only watch as the Nomu grew smaller and smaller. Everyone gasped as a familiar form took back its shape.

"Eri?" Y/N looked at the girl dazed, confused, and in pain.

"L/N!" Eri latched onto the girl and she slowly returned the hug. Eri's yell shook Todoroki from his shock and he ran for the two. He wrapped them both in his arms, pulling them into his lap.

"Roki..." Y/N whimpered and cuddled into his chest and held Eri tight to hers.

"I was starting to lose hope." He muttered into her hair. Y/N was trembling in his arms but the warmth that came from the told was grounding her.

"L/N, are you alright?" Aizawa knelt next to the three. Y/N loosened her grip on Eri but Todoroki refused to let go. Eri moved away. "That was dangerous, Eri."

"I know but, but... I wanted L/N back!" She exclaimed. Tears were coming from her eyes.

"And we got her back. Good Job but don't run up to a Nomu like that again." He turned his attention back to Y/N. Todoroki was checking her over now, noticing all the cuts and bruises that littered her body. 

"Y/N love are you alright?" Todoroki asked.

"I, I, I think so. What happened? Last thing I remember is..." She held a hand to her head. "Was Shigaraki and Dabi and..." She trailed off again, feeling her body get heavier. "I'm going to pass out."

"Shit, baby. Try and keep your eyes open please." Todoroki desperately tried to keep her awake but she went limp. "Y/N!"

"It's alright, Todoroki. She's alright, she's alive." Aizawa placed a hand on his shoulder. Todoroki met his eyes with a watery stare. "We'll have checked over but Recovery Girl and other doctors. She will be okay."

"Okay." He nodded before looking back to Y/N. He brushed hair out of her face. They took her to the hospital and notified her parent(s)/guardian about her rescue.

"So she was taken by the League this whole time." Bakugo said as they watched Todoroki and Y/N from outside the hospital room. He had refused to leave her side but only once. He had left to get his blanket and the plushie to bring her comfort.

"Yes. She told me that they grabbed just after she left the train station to go back to school. They even sent the phony text to make it seem like everything was okay. Her memory ended just a few days ago. So that must be when they... turned her into the Nomu." Aizawa said.

"Damn."

"I'm glad she's Okay." They watched as the doctors Endeavor had sent left the room. They were surprised when they showed up but they knew he had been trying to get in on Todoroki's good side.

Y/N's POV

"I was so scared I had lost you." Todoroki told me while nuzzling into my stomach. I was running my hand through his hair. I shivered a little and he sat up. He polled his blanket up higher on me.

"I was scared I wasn't going to make it out of there alive." I admitted as a dark thought crossed my mind. "I guess I didn't really."

"Sh. You're okay now." He set his forehead against mine. All dark thoughts left my mind.

"Lay with me?" He wordlessly got up and sat beside me. I settled into his side and pulled the blanket over the both of us.

"From now on, I'm escorting you home and back. I'm not losing you again." He mumbled. I smiled and nodded nonetheless. I reached for the plushie and held it to my chest before dozing off against his chest.

Tag List: @spicy-therapist-mom @dxnaii-rxse @iris-shihabi @charliesdaze

[thisfanisgonesorry]

Can you write some relationship fluff for spy. Thank you and have a good day :))

insert arbitrary “hope u enjoy” and “sorry it took so long”, also based by a request my friend sent me back in october (oops)

cw: fluff. das it. u go to dinner. get some spagbol. maybe kiss a bit. i write the tags before i write the fic so u gotta wait and find out buddy. i got dumped too so im kinda using this to cope lol

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He sat across from me in the dimly lit booth table, I leaned forward towards him with both elbows on the table as he spoke about his job, any life updates, things he’s done - anything. And I guess that’s the nice thing about a relationship, you have someone that listens when you talk and someone who talks when you want to listen.

“And so I sneaked up into the bushman’s nest, and he’s a fool, so I stabbed him in the back while he was urinating in his filthy jars.” He spoke about his latest misadventure.

“I’m glad you didn’t get hurt.” I said shortly, letting him continue his story.

“Me? Of course not, do you know who you’re speaking to?”

He acted offended, as if he was an amateur, which would imply he was well below his paygrade (I mean, he’s wearing his most expensive suit tonight.. or is that just his work uniform?)

“Right. My bad, continue.”

He continued speaking about his victory, and how he despises the blue team.

“Oh, and right at the end, the blue spy —” He paused to scoff, “ — He almost tore my suit, so naturally, he got shot in the head.”

He wasn’t superficial, well maybe only a little bit, but as you got to know him, it becomes sort of endearing.

“But how have you been, mon cher?” 

“Oh, you know.” I paused, waving my hand around awkwardly as my life wasn’t really as eventful as his. “As good as one can be.”

“Nothing you wish to share?”

“Nothing worth sharing.” I laughed. “Well, my mail got mixed up with my neighbours but you know, nothing crazy.”

He frowned as he picked at his food with his fork, feeling almost guilty about how exciting his work was.

“I love you.” He said quickly, almost like a confession despite saying it a hundred times or more - yet rarely would he say it in english.

“I love you too.”

He smiled and took a sip of his wine, gesturing at our table that we’d so happened to ignore. Expensive restaurants don’t come cheap and probably shouldn’t waste any of it.

“I started reading a book.” I started, trying to think of anything interesting enough to share. “It’s about how love affects the brain and the metaphysical environment it creates in the human psyche. Well, that’s my interpretation of it anyway.”

“How interesting. And how does love create a metaphysical environment in your psyche?”

“Mhm.” I hummed, thinking for a moment. “Makes me like fancy restaurants. And tacky wine, and I like listening to you talk about killing people for money. And, I guess, it makes me like you.”

“Like?”

“You know.”

He smiled and half-cheered his glass, taking another sip before gesturing to the meal, which by this point, was more than likely cold.

“It makes it hard to concentrate on more important things. Like eating. Or sleeping. But I think it’s worth it.”

“I’m glad.”

“Not everyday someone in a very fancy suit buys me a very fancy dress and takes me to a very fancy restaurant with some very fancy wine for no real reason except for the fact that he, for some reason, thinks I’M the interesting one.”

“You’re so interesting, mon cher.” He smiled. “More exciting than my boring old job. You think killing people is fun for me?”

“Maybe a little.”

He nodded. “Yeah, a little but not the point.”

I looked back at our plates for a moment. “You make me feel interesting. Like I actually am, even though all I do is read and.. Well, that’s it.”

“I’d give you libraries if it meant you’d talk to me forever about your books.”

[i-need-air]

Hybrid!AU Wolf!Bakugou Katsuki HCs Part 2.

Summary: Part 2 is here! While in part 1 it was mostly adoption and how he'd behave with you as a roommate, part two is him ✨ realizing things ✨ followed by how he'd be in a romantic relationship.

Word Count: 2k words [ oops, I did it again ]

Notes: So I said it'll be out in a few days but three [3] people asked me for part 2 and I'm a sucker soooooooo!! I could've just written a long ass fic but whatever, I thought I'd make it shorter in headcanons... hah lol right. Enjoy!

Part 1 here!

× he's a wild wolf so he's very active; like you need to understand he needs to go outside if not he'd get impatient, more aggressive, snappy, so once you took him on an easy hiking trail near your house and he loved it so once or twice a month you both go together to different places [ he demands it ]

× it's hard to keep up with him bc he's literally genetically engineered to be better than any very fit human being but he slows down for you

× morning runs at 5 a.m. bc he's insane

× is also a grandpa

× watched all documentaries on any streaming platform you could provide to him, also loves reading

× as months pass and you start to have your routine in order, word comes to you that an acquaintance is looking for a security guard at his mechanical shop two streets away from your house

× you casually mentioned it to Bakugou because he was starting to act anxious whenever you'd leave the house, so you assumed he was extra bored

× seriously, the house was spotlessly cleaned, he cooked amazingly and was occupied with your old laptop and going around the city to explore, but you guessed he wanted more independence?

× little did you know you were right but so wrong lol

× so Bakugou stared at you intensely and asked "Where?"

× it was as easy as telling him the location, him nodding and you thought he'd consider it; you didn't put any pressure on him because he already did so much to help around anyway

× well guess what bitch, next day he comes up to you saying you gotta co-sign his contract [cuz fuck society] meaning he got the job

× he was perfect for it because tall, intimidating, muscular wolf guy? who'd even mess with him? do they have a death wish?

× well, even before this he started to be... soft

× but once you really did show him you support whatever he wants to do, you give him his freedom and liberty of choice, he just reaaally changes, man

× he gets touchy, like his hands stay one second longer on your skin, he uses any excuse to have them on you, even his eyes follow you everywhere

× like c'mon, it's obvious but you didn't wanna put too much thought into it because we're respectful here

× not like you had a big fat crush on him and slowly started to realize it too

× sike bitch he knows

× you think his super-hearing didn't catch the way your heartbeat spikes up every single time he touches you? *please*

× i think he knows before you know

× meanwhile he is working to discover his feelings too

× so your relationship slowly turns into a couple's like relationship but without anything official and of course no kissing or such [ sadly ]

× would get jealous easily

× basically because nothing is talked between you two and deep down is insecure

× why the hell do you smell like other people? was it just a hug or something else? hell, why would you even hug people when he's right there??? just ask and don't touch some extras????

× another thing he does is getting very close to you while you talk to somebody else; scoffs and glares at them too

× ok so!! gifts! he really appreciates any gift you give him but scolds you if you do because you genuinely don't need to do that

× of course he just scolds you and calls you an idiot so I do hope you already learned his language

× it basically means that you shouldn't have done it, he's really grateful but seriously you shouldn't have

× like that one time you saved up money to get him a good computer and he forgot how to speak for like an hour

× the softest thank you ever afterwards

× still sounded rough but he was shocked as fuck

× one thing that remained in your brain were his friends, as sometimes he'd mention them

× so you took it upon yourself to find them, of course with his permission

× gets genuinely overwhelmed and plays it off saying he wouldn't mind knowing where those idiots ended but you didn't miss the way his voice trembled

× for you to find them you needed names and any information he could provide so that's when he, after a long silence and a mesmerized look on his face, started really talking about his life

× which was fucked; won't get much into detail but he was indeed in a fighting ring, people came and bet on whoever was stronger, he even had to fight his friends, everything was filled with abuse and their conditions were subhuman...

× just overall awful

× you couldn't help but hug him tight, feeling him shake in your arms

× with a hesitant voice he asked if you really did think there was a chance to find them

× just couldn't believe how amazing he felt in your arms

× or how your determination that night made his heart clench and took a big weight off his shoulders

× anywho;;;; after his first paycheck he takes you out on cute dates

× never calls them that, just demands you dress up [helps you out cuz boy got style] and takes you to a nice coffee shop or something

× AND on your fifth not date cuz you're not official but there's this weird tension between you date he finally kinda s n a p s

× you honestly didn't expect the waiter to flirt with you, he came out as very pushy and even if you were a lil uncomfortable you smiled and brushed it off

× when the waiter suggested giving you his number the sandy blond hybrid growled

× which i shit you not made the whole coffee shop freeze

× and you froze too

× but neither of you could say anything because the oblivious fuck kept talking

× basically joking about how you should keep your pet in a leash, to which you got up, threw some money on the table, grabbed Bakugou by the hand and leave before he'd rip someone's head off

× it only took you to touch Bakugou's arm to calm him down as he followed behind you wordlessly

× so you stood outside, angry, deep red eyes on your figure

× and silence

× his hand still in yours

× it was warm and amazing and you felt angry but your heart was beating loudly; angry at the waiter that you wanted to go full Karen on and get fired but excited because that growl shook you to the core, as if you could tell it was territorial and it was because of that pig flirting with you and did Bakugou Katsuki just lace his fingers with you?!

× "Oi." he interrupted your thoughts

× he turned your frame towards him and pulled you [kinda harshly] into him

× you'd make a comment about it but brain empty, just Bakugou Katsuki blushing

× "You're mine, you get it?"

× skdjflglykshs

× it sounded like he asked but it was a demand so oops you're his now ok bye

× like I said, boy isn't dumb so he lowkey knew you felt something too

× legit from there on he's just soft as fuck

× has a hard time opening up but visibly tries for you

× still continues to be a pain in the ass, Bakugou Style, but with a loving teasing attitude behind it

× his eyes give him away all the time

× they shine whenever you're in his field of view so congrats because, and this is the best part:

× WOLVES MATE FOREVER 💕💓💞💗💝💟

× oh yeah, he's yours, no takebacks

× he isn't one to half-ass the relationship; you're his now and he'll do anything for you

× big time touch starved it hurts

× because he is shy

× so whenever you introduce him to hand holding and cuddles, he can't get enough

× not big on PDA [ and not recommended since human-hybrid relationships are kiiiinda frowned upon but it's getting better ]

× although at home it's another deal

× seriously cuddle him; he's big into the protector vibe so he's a big spoon almost exclusively unless it's to sleep on top of you

× speaking of! accept that even if your relationship isn't that intimate, he'd still hint about sleeping together in the same bed

× so you better catch on when he does because he'll just click his tongue and call you needy

× while dragging you to bed

× sleeps holding you, his nose in your hair or in the crook of your neck

× unless it's summer then stay on your side 💅

× you know those kisses that just scream "I can't get enough of you"? that's his whole kissing vibe in a sentence

× hell, even the gentlest kiss gives that vibe away and it'll 100% leave you breathless

× doesn't have experience but is a very fast learner

× pays very close attention to your body language

× really into biting your skin enough to leave marks

× wear his hoodies

× no, I'm fucking serious, wear them now

× his chest puffs and he turns into a blushing mess when you do it the first times because his scent is on you

× scenting is a big thing for him so of course he's gonna love it

× 10x more territorial because now he has a mate to protect

× jealous but trusts you

× still very jealous though

× let's all pretend he is definitely not scenting you before you go out because it's in his nature and it is embarrassing

× the first time he tells you he loves you it's when he's feeling vulnerable

× the search for his friends is still on-going, he feels less than adequate as a providing mate, is pissed at the world for treating him like an inferior animal when they created him, everything is piled on his shoulders and whenever than happens he closes off

× you notice immediately

× will not tell you at first

× it's only when you go to bed and he turns his back to you when you really know it's bad

× even if you fought before, he'd angrily snuggle you at night-time

× now it's so different

× hug him, whisper sweet nothings in his ear, pull a blanket all over you both and big spoon him, he'd start shaking and talking in no time

× will hide his tears from you but you'd know

× "You're the best fucking thing that happened to me, [Y/N]... I—... Shit... I love you so much."

× neither of you slept that night

× excuse you? drink some water and pray to jesus;;; you talked about feelings, ok? communication is key in a relationship, puh-lease

× [ i have this whole nsfw hcs post already cookin in my brain so maybe I'll make it happen cuz y'all know he has a mating season and all that comes with it 👀 ]

× back to being children of jesus here

× thanks the moon, the heavens and all the gods for putting you in his life; boy didn't believe in destiny but deep down he thinks you were meant to be

× you still better wash the dishes or you'll get your ass kicked.

Extra:

× you did find some of his friends, little by little, and even if he acted nonchalant, like k das cool, it was obvious he was extremely happy

× so they did get adopted too

× you got in contact with them on social media and they were all very excited about meeting

× so it was a chaotic meeting with a dog hybrid called Kirishima and a mouse like vibrat yellow guy called Kaminari

× they all were looking for Bakugou too since they were very worried about where he ended

× Kirishima shed manly tears when seeing Bakugou

× as they instantly welcomed you in their small group, they informed you both that the majority of the squad was adopted and they're in contact, while they're still actively looking for the others

× cue to the softest expression you've seen on Bakugou in public followed by "That's good"

× silence

× shock and silence

× Kaminari turning to you and whispering "You did this" with a hand on his heart, lips trembling as he wiped an imaginary tear

× insert instantly snappy Bakugou

× when everyone laughed and continued to make plans to meet up with the others, he just looked at you conversing with them, soft expression again on his features and his chest warming

× "Oh! Look, he's doing it again! Quick, take a pictur—"

× "SHINE!"

[luminnara]

Pro Hero Bakugou + cam girl!reader fluff 18+ ONLY

I wrote this for myself c: i’m a SWer and i gotta live through my self inserts sometimes lol

Warnings: nsfw language

part 2

requests are open!

Everyone always expected him to end up with another pro hero. After all, he was Dynamight, a determined, powerful man with an even more powerful quirk. He had his own agency, he kept his area of the city in check, and he had a near perfect record. It only made sen that he would want to date someone equally as impressive and passionate about hero work, someone who could keep up with him and match him on every level.

Nobody ever expected that he would end up with someone like you, least of all...well, you.

You held off on telling him what you did for a living for a while. You weren’t ashamed of your profession by any means, but you had developed too much of a crush on Katsuki to risk ruining everything if he didn’t share your viewpoint. What if he hated your job? What if he thought you were an embarrassment to his name? No, it felt better to just tell him that you did something mundane, letting him believe you were an accountant or something rather than a full time online sex worker.

You were absolutely certain that the great Dynamight wouldn’t want the news getting out that he was dating someone like you, so even though it felt like you were lying to the man you were falling in love with, it also felt...better. It felt safe.

So imagine your surprise and horror when he casually brought it up on his own.

“What, you thought I didn’t know from the start?” He rolled his eyes, kicking his feet up on your coffee table as he raised a beer to his lips. “You think I’m stupid or somethin’?”

“What? No!” You said quickly.

“Then why’d you lie?”

You looked down in embarrassment. “Because...I didn’t know how you would react.”

He raised an eyebrow but said nothing, waiting for you to continue.

“A lot of guys get jealous, or just...shitty about it.” You sighed. “I figured that you wouldn’t want my job ruining your reputation as a pro, too. So...I just never said anything.”

Katsuki was silent for a moment, taking another drink. He seemed like he was thinking about your words, and with each second that ticked by, you grew more nervous. Was he about to yell at you for hiding such a big part of your life? Was he going to break up with you right then and there?

“Don’t be a dumbass.” He finally said. “I don’t give a shit what you do, long as you like doin’ it.”

His voice was harsh, but it made your heart soar.

“Thank you,” you said, letting out a relieved sigh.

“For what?” He grunted.

When he saw the sappy look on your face, he groaned and motioned for you to come closer. When you came and stood near his legs, he rolled his eyes, reaching out with one strong arm and pulling you down to straddle his lap.

“I don’t fuckin’ care what your job is.” He said, a big hand settling on your ass. “Kinda pissed me off that you kept hidin’ it from me, but I figured you’d bring it up at some point. Then you just fuckin’ didn’t, so I did.”

“How the hell did you find out?” You asked, suspicious that he had gone through your shit or something.

In that moment, the great Katsuki Bakugou actually blushed.

“Uh...” he looked away, avoiding your eyes. “I...mighta caught a livestream once.”

Your eyes widened. “You what?”

He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “Yeah, I tuned in once or twice.”

“What? When?” 

“I didn’t go lookin’ for you specifically like a creep!” he said roughly. 

When you just quirked an eyebrow, he sighed. 

“It was right at the beginnin’. Remember that first date we went on? You were wearin’ that green dress...”

“Of course I do,” you smiled. 

Bakugou readjusted his grip on you and you settled in against his chest. “You wore that fuckin’ dress, ‘n you got me so god damn worked up with that.”

“Did I?” You teased, already knowing the answer. You were well versed in the world of horny men, and you could very vividly remember all of his awkward shifting and not so stealthy readjustments.

“Fuck, you have no idea,” he groaned. “Had a hard on the whole night. Thought I was gonna explode by the time I got home.”

“Well, you’re pretty good at exploding,” you laughed, leaning your cheek against his chest as you looked up at him. “You could have invited me in, you know.”

“Nah, I was bein’ a gentleman. I mean, you’re fuckin’ gorgeous, princess...but I asked you to dinner because I liked you. And when I ask a girl to dinner, I fuckin’ do it right. After I got home, I had to go rub one out...’n that’s when I found you on that camsite.”

You blushed. “Yeah, I, uh...remember going home and deciding I should go live for a few hours, since you made sure to have me home by nine.”

He rolled his eyes at your joking tone. “Yeah, yeah. I saw you under the now online tab, ‘n I couldn’t stop watchin’...”

“That was a good night,” you grinned. “I went straight from having some of the fanciest food I’ve ever tasted to having one of my work nights ever. I mean, I remember hitting my tip goal in like, half an hour! Because my highest tipper was some new guy and—“

You paused, realization dawning on you.

“Wait just a goddamn second.” You leaned back, sitting up to look at Katsuki suspiciously.

The shit eating grin on his face confirmed your suspicions.

“What, babe?” He drawled. “You were gonna tell me all about your highest tipper. Don’t stop now.”

“My highest tipper,” you jabbed your finger into his chest, “was a new guy whose username I had never seen before, who had to have a lot of money to pay what he did.”

“Yeah, well. There’s all kindsa rich people on those sites. They love gettin’ off to pretty pieces of ass like you.”

“And he even ended up tipping enough tokens to cover my bills that month,” you rose up on your knees, straddling him again. “He had to have been a celebrity. Or a CEO. Or a pro hero.”

His grin only widened. “Musta been.”

“Katsuki, I cannot believe you!” You laughed, lightly slapping his chest. “All this time, you’ve been watching me from a burner account?”

“Well, I can’t exactly just put my hero name out there,” he chuckled.

“Because it would be all over the tabloids?” You guessed.

“What? No, because you woulda found out right away. Like I said, I wanted you to come to me first.”

“That’s...really sweet of you, actually,” you sighed. “Thanks, Katsuki. For not telling everybody.”

“Well...”

“...you told Kirishima, didn’t you?”

“I was excited about how hot my new girlfriend was!” He said defensively. “‘N it’s not like he was gonna do anythin’ bad, anyways.”

“Yeah, there’s not a mean bone in that man’s body,” you laughed, sliding back down onto your boyfriend’s chest. “I just can’t believe you. How are you so good at keeping secrets from me?”

“You tried to do the same thing to me,” he pointed out.

“Well, now we’re even. But...I don’t exactly think the world would like knowing that a top hero is dating a camgirl.”

“Like I care.” He rolled his eyes. “You know how popular you’re gonna be when rumors start flyin’?”

“Rumors?” You asked, looking up at him.

“Oh, yeah. Everybody’ll wanna find out if that’s really the pussy that the best pro hero is poundin’ every night.”

“Katsuki!”

“What? It’s true.”

You were quiet as you thought for a moment. “You know, if you sign a model release, your dick can be on cam...”

His face lit up. “You wanna suck this cock in fronta all your loyal fans, baby? Wanna show em what a fuckin’ size queen you really are?”

“Full of ourselves tonight, aren’t we?” You asked dryly.

“You’re gonna be fulla my cum soon enough,” he flirted, leaning down to nip at your jaw. “C’mon, Princess. I gotta get my practice in before I can be your stunt dick.”