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*in a half fugue state* a discord server as an ever changing house
#house of leaves style#the very structure of the server changes#as in jokes are created#as people post more about certain topics#it's like a living thing#an ecosystem#but also a ruin and a relic#channels untouched#last messaged in years ago#pinned messages#jokes you can't remember the origin of#a living record of the life you lead during all that time#the server is a living thing in and of itself#messages from people you've parted ways with#bittersweet or just bitter#people you severed ties with or people who have just faded somewhere to the peripheries of your life#here you were. here is what you said then. this is what you were.#in a way it's almost more personal than a diary#this is how you behave with your friends your loved ones#doesn't that reveal more about you than anything you could say ever could?#an abandoned server on the other hand#empty and lifeless#husks of empty accounts#and memories tainted by the fact that all of it is gone now#so could it have really meant anything?#a discord as a house that is haunted#that is shaped by its occupants as much as its occupants are shaped by it#anyway sorry i'm really high right now and im fucked up on sci fi concepts#i could actually write something with this but it might be a bit intimidating#bc i'd want to do like a real project like an arg or something
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That's how it went
#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#magpod#mag 160#tma spoilers#tma s4#tma season four#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#my stuff#thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive#all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it#like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity#and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well#but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others#well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear#jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position#(an archive)#its just so sad#and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person#im dead on the floor crying#okay im done sorry#tma shitpost
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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.
Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)
#Tiger Tiger#ludovica bonnaire#rakkatak ann#I thought I liked him (in a way he has a great design and is an effective antagonist) and *then* he licked the spit.#Now I need to create a lab to study him in. My god. He gives me hives. I need to see more of him NOW.#Something is wrong with him and it fascinates me.#He is everything I like in an antagonist. A little bit stupid and unintentionally funny while being a genuine threat.#I call him rat man they way I want to see him skitter around on the floor.#Call him rat man the way he might need a little cheerio snack and some enrichment.#I am so...so tired and I am struggling to keep the jokes train going.#Please continue to read Tiger Tiger! Every new reader fuels my energy gauge.#Sorry I've been missing so many days of posting. I'll try to make up with some extra posts this week!
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fox tweets (pt.2)
#sorry the relationship I’ve created between Kevin and Allison in my head is fantastic#I love them#just laughing at my own jokes over here once again guys#I don’t know why I’m cracked up so bad at the last one it’s really not that good#but just the idea of it has me cackling#Neil josten#kevin day#Dan wilds#Renee walker#Allison Reynolds#Nicky hemmick#andrew minyard#Aaron minyard#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#jeremy Knox#mine
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a couple scribbles i cleaned up. also i think i like drawing him in varying states of distress
#i desperately want to know what happened the first time he cried#actually is that something he can do? is he capable of it?#i feel like he wouldn't like it...#since crying is messy and we all know he enjoys/values his appearance greatly#i mean cmon. its an involuntary loss of composure. and especially if he doesnt understand what/why its happening#so in my mind rn hed be idk... kinda desperate to stop crying & act fine?#HES SO FASCINATING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM <3#many things probably!#what to do when you're a puppet created as a blank slate while everyone around you already Knows Shit and Understands Feelings#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#welcome home wally#wally darling#i know there's a lot of Head Empty jokes abt him#but honestly he gives the vibes of thinking constantly#always absorbing information and considering and learning and Forming Opinions#he LOOKS head empty. but he isnt.#i just cant imagine him never not Thinking#unless he really is head empty in which case. good for him. i support him no matter what. hes just like me<3
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Scholarly peak is catching up on recent literature
#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#svsss#sqq#lbh#my art#which is honestly just to say that i've finished the other two print books i was reading#and am now prepared to leap feet first into svsss bk4#i succeeded in holding off for an entire two weeks. i have the conviction of a wet paper towel.#lets see bk4 was described as - what? - an ''angst and smut pile''??#i am very much looking forward to this#i was promised a story with my snake boy#because i am very much not over zhuzhi-lang's fate so this had better be A REALLY NICE HAPPY ONE FOLKS#anyway have sqq and lbh cuddling and reading as i project on them#i like to assume that as time goes on sqq is able to relax his persona a bit more around lbh#i think he should get to cuddle and bitch about shitty novels#but man sqh is really the ONLY source of any books that have an even slightly modern cadence/style i have a feeling sqq would be very keen#though if i'm being honest i really wonder if sqh could ever bring himself to write fiction again#if you're A Writer it tends to be hard to RESIST you just get an itch to tell a story#but also like... the fear that all of this could happen again... or that the characters you're creating might be REAL and SUFFERING...#yeah... i honestly suspect he can't write anymore and that it honestly probably sucks a lot... but for the sake of this joke he is :P
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Dazai, in Fifteen, described the act of living as "we breathe, eat, fall in love and die". Through that statement and a few subsequent incidents, like telling Oda planning someone's death was romantic, flirting with nearly every girl he sees, and his fixation with finding someone to commit a lover's suicide with, we can conclude Dazai is a deeply romantic man. Therefore, the REAL tragedy of soukoku as a pairing is that Dazai is a very romantic individual and will not, cannot let those feelings out with Chuuya of all people, due to the mostly antagonistic nature of their relationship. In this essay, I will-
#half-joking#listen i know it'd be cute and we can absolutely create the situation for it to work#but come on that first step is gonna be absolute hell to get past#dazai somehow manages to try something and chuuya starts yelling in both embarassement and ''ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?''#solution: make a contest out of it#bsd#skk#soukoku#apparently i talk sometimes
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You and me probably end up going for all the same parts together.
#nicholas galitzine#leo woodall#actors on actors#nicholasgalitzineedit#the white lotus#mary and george#userninz#chrissiewatts#userveronika#usersteen#mine*#sdkhgl the cutest part of the whole thing#the multiverse of madness this creates#and the best actors got each role so all's well that ends well#their jokes over this is good to see lmfao#they're just two lads#nick knowing what happens in white lotus bc he read for the part is some next level spoilers omg#33 minutes of grown men giggling over each other like wtf
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this is the dumbest thing ive ever made
og meme under the cut 😭
#SO close ford you autistic man#DUMBEST thing ive ever created#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#call out my name.........#comic kind of#meme#joke#hahaaaa funnyyyyyy haaaaa haaaa
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Hi! *drops pjo nico angst and logs off*
idk… august is almost over, school is starting, and I just quit my job….. let me create angsty scraps as a treat 😞
#i always joke how im only capable of creating and consuming angst….but that might actually be a fact#nico di angelo#pjo#pjoverse#percy jackson#nico di angelo fanart#pjo fandom#pjo fanart#percy jackon and the olympians#rrverse#my art#artists on tumblr#nico pjo#nico di angelo pjo#pjo nico
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Malevolent doodle dump! since im still SHAKING from part 43
#*death grip* I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#malevolent fanart#john malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#hastur#the king in yellow#yellow malevolent#harlan joking how there are no arthur stans#i LOVE arthur but john is just too lovable or his own good sir#you created an eldritch god too likeable its your fault#debut of human john design in the last pic...#human john doe
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All sex should be public sex otherwise you're basically a pervert. What are you doing in there that needs to be so secret huh 🤨 pretty suspicious if you ask me. You could be doing something I'm not into. Which is basically worse than murder if you think about it.
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-Brutus and as many as 60 co-conspirators, circa March 14th, 44 BC
#ides of march#would you believe that I created this image all the way back in january STRICTLY BECAUSE I HAVE THAT MUCH BEEF WITH CAESAR?#this was created because he insisted that the Rhine was the border between Gaul and Germany#just so he could declare that he'd 'conquered' Gaul#but there's very little evidence that the peoples living in those places even viewed the Rhine as a barrier between lands#and their continued fighting against rome along that border line could indicate that they were in fact#attempting to reunite lands occupied by foreign invaders#anyway fuck you caesar i hope your triumph sucked ass#and that everyone who ever made bald jokes about you found idk a denarius in their pocket unexpectedly#yes i'm retroactively wishing dead people good and ill i'm complicated like that
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Meme Prompts 14
#meme#memes#prompts#cryptid batfam#cryptid batfamily#cryptid batman#batman au#They're pretending to be cryptids so good#wing au?#wing au#They also created their own whistle-chirp-click language#There's a lot of in-gotham memes that don't really break containment but the few that have confuses people#Yes it is in fact a running joke in Gotham that Bruce & Batman are co parenting all of Gotham#The bats won't kill you but they'll do worse if you're doing all this for shits and giggles#Everyone knows Jason is Red Hood & the Second Robin but they think it's a possession scenario#Jason (theatre nerd that he is) leans into this hard#Bruce & the kids use their wings & other vigilante gear to stim while out & about#This makes them horrifying to see in the dark because it makes their silhouettes body horror-esque lol
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"agatha is a top""death is a bottom" ok??? and rio vidal impregnated agatha harkness???? rio is the father????
#agathario#agatha x rio#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha all along#agatha spoilers#lgbt#lesbian#queer#wlw#lgbtqia#gay#sapphic#tv show#femslash#wlw ship#agatha harkness x rio vidal#nicholas scratch#mcu#marvel#lesbianism#sapphism#its a joke btw#before someone jump me#death loves someone sm she ended up creating life
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Just watched Deadpool & Wolverine with polish subs based on dub and I have to be honest, there's much more funny stuff than I expected, considering that the rest of it made me glad I'm not watching it with actual dub
So, things that picked my interest:
Instead "207 when I watch Gossip Girl" he straight up says "207 when I watch porn" (Gossip Girl isn't especialy popular show here so reference wouldn't mean anything for majority of audience anyway, but to straight up say it instead replacing it?)
"Ok peanut, 'guess we're getting that team-up after all" got replaced with "Okej ptysiu, nie ma to jak seks grupowy", which translates to "Okay cutiepie, nothing better than group sex" (??? we're still in the first 5 minutes of the movie)
"you know what they say, when one door closes, your locker at work opens" translated to "Jak to mówią… Jak zamykają od przodu, to ładujesz się od tyłu" which translates roughly to "Like they say... when they close the front, you get in the behind" which I find kinda funny
Peters line about seeing Wade in suit comes of gayish cause he doesn't say he wants to see him in the suit again, he wants to LOOK at him in it again, you know what I mean
intead "This guy looks ready to throw it all away for me" he says "This cutie would gladly get hugged by my bowels" which is a lot more straightforward than I expected
Wades spiel to comic acurate height Wolverine is much more insulting and instead being all "what a cwute short king you awe" translates to "Oh fuck, a furball dwarf? Was there even dwarf like that? Furballs mommy drank lots of booze when she was pregnant? Maybe daddy was a ratferret? Don't even come near me, 'cause you surely have ticks"
"I need you to come with me, right now" to "Zapraszam cię na randke, i to natychmiast" meaning "I invite you to a date, and I mean right now" (Logan replies with "Złotko, nie kręci mnie to" which translates to "Sweetie, I'm not diggin' it" and by "it" I'm honestly not sure if he means Wade himself, the fact that Wade said he's only here because he's the Wolverine just a second ago, or because his suit looks like fetish gear)
"It's quite common to Wolverines after 40" to "It's normal when going trough menopause, I get it"
they replaced "peanut" to different endearments to not be repetive but the most often used one is "ptysiu" (ptyś is a choux pastry; if I had to translate it as english endearment, I'd go with cutiepie). its cute imo
Logans "bub" also got replaced by endearments/insults losely fitting situation but the stupidest one has to be Logan calling Johnny "misiu", which translates to "little bear" and let me tell you, it's HILARIOUS cause it's equvalent of calling a random guy "sweetie" but in the "your grandma asking if you want seconds (yes you do, no you don't have any say)" way
"my boy's wicked strong" is translated to "mój chłopak zna się na rzeczy". It's slightly like the papi situation from spanish dub cause yes, "chłopak"'s direct translation is often "boyfriend" but it is also used as "boy", "guy" or "dude", usualy towards guys younger/about the same age as you. However, the addition of "mój"/"mine, my" makes it much more angled towards boyfriend, wherever they wanted to or not. There are at least three different ways to translate it and make it less gae I know and the've still chosen this one.
They made, in my opinion, the "its a common curtesy to ask" "Its good thing I don't give a fuck" lines better by translating them to "you shoud've ask, thats polite thing to do" "and you can politely fuck off"
they replaced Star Trek reference with Star Wars one, using Han Solo instead Spock and idk. on one hand they did it to THE spirk moment but on the other they made, and I may be reaching, but it seems like covert reference to "I know" scene so ??? (star trek is nowewhere near as known as star wars here so they would probs replace it either way but it also can be just "star trek and star wars sound so much alike, they have to be basically the same, right?" haha joke)
them instead innuendos using the most over the top forms of insult that no one ever heard is kinda funny but only because I only had to read them; if I ever heard somone call somebody "kutasina" irl I would find a way for at least one of us to not be able to hear anything ever again ("cockleter" is my best attempt to recreate this horseshit)
If you guys want to share some treasures from your native dubs/subs, feel free to
#posting it as separate post too for reach#all in all more than i expected but less than i hoped for#cause other than that for me the translation is awful#ive never had such strong urge to find the whole dub script just to rewrite it and be aware i did better job than they did#they either sound like boomers trying to be cool by using all words from these PWN lists or phd owner explaining their thesis#but theyre both at the same time so it comes off even more unnatural#btw id like it to be noted that the star trek point is big reach by me and should be taken with big grain of salt#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#languages#poolverine#marvel#mcu#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadclaws#for these who dont know what PWN is: they manadge creating and publishing all official dictionaries and educational books in polish#and since 2016 theyve been doing “top words of the youth” list which basicaly gathers all slang used/created this year into top 10 format#users vote and then judges chose acceptable ones (cant be straight up insults etc)#but everyone jokes that these are rigged cause all judges are over 40 and always add words no one even heard of before list came out#and that it exist only so every company can put as much of them as possible into their adds because theyre so “cool” and “fresh”
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