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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it#tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point#'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that#fatphobia#weight talk cw#ableism#be shh now#containment breach
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Live Mel reaction
#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh#I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao#look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now#I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made#this is what you get instead#it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST#cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense#but an enby can dream#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#mel medarda#jayce talis#viktor arcane#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#sketch#shitpost#meljay#jayvik#meljayvik
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*in a half fugue state* a discord server as an ever changing house
#house of leaves style#the very structure of the server changes#as in jokes are created#as people post more about certain topics#it's like a living thing#an ecosystem#but also a ruin and a relic#channels untouched#last messaged in years ago#pinned messages#jokes you can't remember the origin of#a living record of the life you lead during all that time#the server is a living thing in and of itself#messages from people you've parted ways with#bittersweet or just bitter#people you severed ties with or people who have just faded somewhere to the peripheries of your life#here you were. here is what you said then. this is what you were.#in a way it's almost more personal than a diary#this is how you behave with your friends your loved ones#doesn't that reveal more about you than anything you could say ever could?#an abandoned server on the other hand#empty and lifeless#husks of empty accounts#and memories tainted by the fact that all of it is gone now#so could it have really meant anything?#a discord as a house that is haunted#that is shaped by its occupants as much as its occupants are shaped by it#anyway sorry i'm really high right now and im fucked up on sci fi concepts#i could actually write something with this but it might be a bit intimidating#bc i'd want to do like a real project like an arg or something
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That's how it went
#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#magpod#mag 160#tma spoilers#tma s4#tma season four#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#my stuff#thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive#all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it#like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity#and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well#but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others#well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear#jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position#(an archive)#its just so sad#and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person#im dead on the floor crying#okay im done sorry#tma shitpost
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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.
Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)
#Tiger Tiger#ludovica bonnaire#rakkatak ann#I thought I liked him (in a way he has a great design and is an effective antagonist) and *then* he licked the spit.#Now I need to create a lab to study him in. My god. He gives me hives. I need to see more of him NOW.#Something is wrong with him and it fascinates me.#He is everything I like in an antagonist. A little bit stupid and unintentionally funny while being a genuine threat.#I call him rat man they way I want to see him skitter around on the floor.#Call him rat man the way he might need a little cheerio snack and some enrichment.#I am so...so tired and I am struggling to keep the jokes train going.#Please continue to read Tiger Tiger! Every new reader fuels my energy gauge.#Sorry I've been missing so many days of posting. I'll try to make up with some extra posts this week!
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fox tweets (pt.2)
#sorry the relationship I’ve created between Kevin and Allison in my head is fantastic#I love them#just laughing at my own jokes over here once again guys#I don’t know why I’m cracked up so bad at the last one it’s really not that good#but just the idea of it has me cackling#Neil josten#kevin day#Dan wilds#Renee walker#Allison Reynolds#Nicky hemmick#andrew minyard#Aaron minyard#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#jeremy Knox#mine
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What are the odds of that happening..?
#elden ring#messmer the impaler#messmer#messmer x reader#messmer x tarnished#my sketches#Not planning to draw more of my chara#I'd prefer to create more character x reader content#It was just needed for a joke here
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Scholarly peak is catching up on recent literature
#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#svsss#sqq#lbh#my art#which is honestly just to say that i've finished the other two print books i was reading#and am now prepared to leap feet first into svsss bk4#i succeeded in holding off for an entire two weeks. i have the conviction of a wet paper towel.#lets see bk4 was described as - what? - an ''angst and smut pile''??#i am very much looking forward to this#i was promised a story with my snake boy#because i am very much not over zhuzhi-lang's fate so this had better be A REALLY NICE HAPPY ONE FOLKS#anyway have sqq and lbh cuddling and reading as i project on them#i like to assume that as time goes on sqq is able to relax his persona a bit more around lbh#i think he should get to cuddle and bitch about shitty novels#but man sqh is really the ONLY source of any books that have an even slightly modern cadence/style i have a feeling sqq would be very keen#though if i'm being honest i really wonder if sqh could ever bring himself to write fiction again#if you're A Writer it tends to be hard to RESIST you just get an itch to tell a story#but also like... the fear that all of this could happen again... or that the characters you're creating might be REAL and SUFFERING...#yeah... i honestly suspect he can't write anymore and that it honestly probably sucks a lot... but for the sake of this joke he is :P
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You and me probably end up going for all the same parts together.
#nicholas galitzine#leo woodall#actors on actors#nicholasgalitzineedit#the white lotus#mary and george#userninz#chrissiewatts#userveronika#usersteen#mine*#sdkhgl the cutest part of the whole thing#the multiverse of madness this creates#and the best actors got each role so all's well that ends well#their jokes over this is good to see lmfao#they're just two lads#nick knowing what happens in white lotus bc he read for the part is some next level spoilers omg#33 minutes of grown men giggling over each other like wtf
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Hi! *drops pjo nico angst and logs off*
idk… august is almost over, school is starting, and I just quit my job….. let me create angsty scraps as a treat 😞
#i always joke how im only capable of creating and consuming angst….but that might actually be a fact#nico di angelo#pjo#pjoverse#percy jackson#nico di angelo fanart#pjo fandom#pjo fanart#percy jackon and the olympians#rrverse#my art#artists on tumblr#nico pjo#nico di angelo pjo#pjo nico
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Malevolent doodle dump! since im still SHAKING from part 43
#*death grip* I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#malevolent fanart#john malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#hastur#the king in yellow#yellow malevolent#harlan joking how there are no arthur stans#i LOVE arthur but john is just too lovable or his own good sir#you created an eldritch god too likeable its your fault#debut of human john design in the last pic...#human john doe
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All sex should be public sex otherwise you're basically a pervert. What are you doing in there that needs to be so secret huh 🤨 pretty suspicious if you ask me. You could be doing something I'm not into. Which is basically worse than murder if you think about it.
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Meme Prompts 14
#meme#memes#prompts#cryptid batfam#cryptid batfamily#cryptid batman#batman au#They're pretending to be cryptids so good#wing au?#wing au#They also created their own whistle-chirp-click language#There's a lot of in-gotham memes that don't really break containment but the few that have confuses people#Yes it is in fact a running joke in Gotham that Bruce & Batman are co parenting all of Gotham#The bats won't kill you but they'll do worse if you're doing all this for shits and giggles#Everyone knows Jason is Red Hood & the Second Robin but they think it's a possession scenario#Jason (theatre nerd that he is) leans into this hard#Bruce & the kids use their wings & other vigilante gear to stim while out & about#This makes them horrifying to see in the dark because it makes their silhouettes body horror-esque lol
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-Brutus and as many as 60 co-conspirators, circa March 14th, 44 BC
#ides of march#would you believe that I created this image all the way back in january STRICTLY BECAUSE I HAVE THAT MUCH BEEF WITH CAESAR?#this was created because he insisted that the Rhine was the border between Gaul and Germany#just so he could declare that he'd 'conquered' Gaul#but there's very little evidence that the peoples living in those places even viewed the Rhine as a barrier between lands#and their continued fighting against rome along that border line could indicate that they were in fact#attempting to reunite lands occupied by foreign invaders#anyway fuck you caesar i hope your triumph sucked ass#and that everyone who ever made bald jokes about you found idk a denarius in their pocket unexpectedly#yes i'm retroactively wishing dead people good and ill i'm complicated like that
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When in doubt, Soup it out.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#a-yuan.#wei wuxian#Yes I am skipping over LWJ's panic at WWX joking about giving birth to A-Yuan. It's funny bit but there are many more to come!#The last time these two sat down together the tensions were so high. The peace is nothing more than a layer of cold fat on the surface.#It's not 'really' them coming to see eye to eye. It's them not having the energy to say what they really want anymore.#LWJ is very defined by his jealousy and the conflict it creates with his need to put his feelings aside for the perceived greater good.#To live a life where you are always second and never ever allowing yourself to be first...#If other people can be at peace and happy - it has to be worth it right?#If he orders a plate of food that he will struggle to eat but is the favourite thing of the person sitting across from him#Is it not worth the sacrifice?#But remember! You can't take anything for yourself ever. No matter how much you want it.#He did it once before and he regrets it so much. So all he can do is accommodate.#And WWX? Well. You can't let anyone in if there isn't enough water to splash around in.#Keep things shallow and they just move on. Even if you'll miss them when they go - this is just how things are now.#No more teasing and trying to pull a reaction from LWJ anymore. You'll never be more than someone he can't stand so what's the point.
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