Henri He/Him I've given up on Tumblr so im not active that much anymore Spamton appreciation blog Onceler hate blog Capitalism is only good if youre a funky little puppet man lol
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#I#i l#i lllove this sm m#why is th#w#yk this is funny on its own but imagine this while super tired whopa babye thats a motful
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BECOMED NEO
#ONG OD#i would lay down my life for him tbh#I WANANN MAKE A LIFESIXED DOLLL OF FF HIM#but fabric is expensive and my motivation is nonexistent#who needs a girlfriend when you have a 7ft tall Spamton NEO plushie
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WHERE’S ALL THE PIPIS
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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mo-
#Queen is just#shes so funny and honestly if i had to choose any villain to hang out with for a day it would be her#AWOOGA HEART EYES HEART GOES THUMPITY THUMPITY#I'm going back and forth from seeing her as a maternal figure and seeing her as a cool older friend
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shut up abt spamton being a tumblr sexyman the only people ive seen be horny over him have been on tiktok
#YEAH ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#OP U R SO RIGHT#like ive only seen maybe one (1) blog so far sexualize him but it wasnt even that bad#the rest of us just wanna either kick him like a soccer ball or put him in a kangaroo hoodie pouch
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man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression
#THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING FOR SO LONG#PKEASE THE THINGS I WOULD **DO** TO BECOME A SHEEP#IF THAT MEASNS GETETINF EATEN IN THE END THEN SO BE IT#JUS TPLEASE<
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*Austin Powers voice* who sexualizes their own trauma I mean honestly!!!
#Not to overshare but i literally have OCs for this#One of them is a rabbit doll with no face whoops#He has no name. Just rabbit#*draws Rabbit in twerking position* thats what u get u slimy cunt
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Lil sneaky preview of a puppet I’m making for AWA at the end of the month. I just started sculpting his head today so I’ve got to get a lot done. A friend is cutting his glasses from acrylic on her glow forge!
#IM#IM ! ! ! ! ! ! YES CREATE THE FUNKY LITTLE MAN#BRING HIM TO LIFE#ur doing an amazing job so far wowoowowowo#that was a wow not an owo but whatever works for u ig#Love love love
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so,
catboy
#HOLYY LY SSHIT OKYA LISTEN#I LOVE UR STYLE SM#BUT TH EREASONIM DYING IS BCUZ THE LAST SPAMTON#THE SUBTLE COLOR CHANGE AND THE WHITE STREAKS IN THE HAIR WWOWOW AND HOW HIS HAIR GOT LINGER>>> AND HES LKE#LIKE FULLY PUPPET>>?? SO GOOD#dont mind me actually physicall shaking bcuz i never thought of the hair thing before and i love it#also i agree#catboy
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shep doodle… maybe plush idea? I’d like to get back to sewing…
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The desire is only getting stronger as each dreadful minute passes without me wearing elaborate and bright makeup with a giant round red nose stuck to my face
I just wanna be a clown so bad
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Found this on discord
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NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A
[[BIG SHOT]] !!!!!
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i found him in my garbage but he wont leave
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I don’t know what I’m doing at this point. [disregarding the fact that I never know what I’m doing]
#I have two things to say#OP so true love ur style#and honestly this is such a vibe like holy shit the stepping stool? The smug look on his face?? He knows hes sexy he knows he has thousands#of random people thirsting over him rn. He knows that whatever hes doing hes doing it right#thats the confidence i think we all should have#he literally lives in the TRASH and he knows hes so fucking hot#Good god i just love the vibe sm#it may be 10 pm and i may have taken my sleep meds with a caffeinated drink
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