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nobody stays dead anymore don't y'all know that?
art by Nikola Čižmešija from Batman/Catwoman: The Gotham War: The Red Hood (2023) #1
#still waiting for alfred to come back too#as if they'd kill him for real#my boy has been through enough#jason todd#red hood#dc#edit#sailoririsedit
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I just realized. One thing that Optimus will certainly be educated on by the Primes in the Haunted AU is the various was One Can Kill A Quintesson! Leaving some Autobots confused at times when he's teaching them in return because 'This sounds pretty Specific...???'
It's slightly competitive on the Primes' part because yeah, the Deceptions do got the High Guard being good at killing Quintessons too but. They're the Real Experts. (Are they salty? Naaaah they're not. Much. Kinda.)
AKJSHDK YEAH YOU'RE SO RIGHT I LOVE THAT <333
they got so good at squishing the goddamn bugs and they're thrilled they can save Optimus the pain of figuring out their weak points through trial and error like they did. they're gonna make a pro out of their baby brother in no time.
and if they just so happen to know some of the Decepticons will be majorly pissed off at the fact OP is already on par with the best of what used to be the High Guard when he only has a fraction of their experience... well, happy coincidences, y'know?
and if they happen to teach Optimus how to crack open a Quintesson in just the right way to make some Decepticons see ghosts through him... that's between them and the people they're haunting :)
haunted au
#hey i got an ask#funsizedkola#transformers#transformers one#tf one#optimus prime#tf jazz#haunted au#my art#i am. so sorry this took so long. there's literally no good explanation i don't know where time went OTL#on a different note!#this ask reminded me of one of my favorite tf fics ever. it's called 'Nor Is He Early' and it features a delightful version of the matrix#and the role of prime that i haven't found anywhere else#it isn't really that similar to this au but it does feature OP being able to access the memories of previous holders#and some of those memories are about how to kill quintessons and all the trauma that comes with that#delighful i tell you#i think in this au optimus *can* access memories from the thirteen#but they just prefer to teach him the normal way#mostly because they think it's better from optimus to learn things in his own body rather than from someone else's memory#but also because those memories are Not Good. optimus is already going through his own war and they'd rather he not carry#memories from another one he wasn't even alive to live through#and if he struggles to pick something up they prefer to show him through memories of sparring they did with each other#and the high guard than to show him real battles#they Know it's no use. optimus had already died once before they even met him. they won't be able to protect him from this war#nor any other that comes next. but still they can't help but try#so... yeah ajshdjksa
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the 2nd half of death note should've just gone full comedy complete with a laugh track and had these two dissing each other the whole time
#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIIING#death note#light yagami#near#nate river#death note fanart#anime#manga#digital art#moonriver#tagging that too idc#elle draws#they'd never get shit done if they were trying to solve the kira case together#they'd be too busy talking shit about each other it'd be so funny#I just know seeing that kira finger puppet alone would have light's blood BOILING#guys remember in that deleted scene where kira kills a large portion of the SPK and near calls light just to give him the silent treatment#they're soooo fucking funny#you've heard of real lovers well how about real HATERS#imagine near untying light's shoelaces while he's sitting on the floor#I can imagine them doing the thing where you don't wanna talk to the other person so you say it to someone else asking them to relay it#even though the other person is literally Standing Right There like “gevanni please tell light that his idea will never work”#“you can tell me yourself near I'm literally right here” “and gevanni please also tell him that we're not paying for his lunch today”#I'll be here all day folks
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i know a lot of people like to take Kokichi's flirting with Shuichi seriously, but consider the much funnier alternative:
he was shipbaiting the audience
#never forget kokichi was the first to find out they were being monitored 24/7#and that informs *so much* of his behavior in-game#why would he broadcast an actual weakness like that?#trick question! he wouldn't#like i'm fairly sure the real reason was to antagonize shuichi#since he did Not trust him#but also#the protag x antag/detective x mastermind dynamic is Exactly the sort of stuff the audience of a killing game would eat up#and we know this for a fact 😂#dr#dr thoughts#also#oumasai is 1000% more interesting when it starts from the premise they Cannot Stand each other imho#sdfghjksdfgh#enemies-to-fake dating for the cameras au#christ but they'd hate it *so much*#even worse if it works#and they actually catch tsumugi with it#dr ideas#post (vr) game could work as well...#a (forced?) pr stunt while they try to investigate & take down tdr#hmmmmmmmm#oumasai
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oh everyone's out here "What if Ty starts dating Mike" this and "What if Mike starts dating Ty" that, what if Edgar starts dating Ty? Huh? Mike branched out of his dating type before, maybe this time it's Edgar's turn. Did you ever consider that? Maybe Ty's not gonna steal Mike, maybe he's gonna steal Mike's boyfriend. Maybe this is the #TygarTimeline. How would you know? Exactly. You wouldn't.
Think about that.
#idk whats going on i just saw like 3 posts and wanted to make a joke lmao#anyway. the correct answer is Polyamory#what's the question? dont matter. Polyamory 👍#more genuinely tho this is actually a concept ive thought about before#the 'mike dating ty' thing not the 'ty dating edgar' thing#like if Mike didnt get that close to edgar or if he'd met Ty before#it wouldnt seem that unlikely that he'd try to get close to Ty to get information from him#same as he started with edgar#but ty has Way Bigger advantage than edgar did#edgar had codes to get into tier 2. Ty has an entire department that he's in charge of#and when it comes to Mike's early goals ty would be the obvious choice at getting real progress#also tbh dont think Mike would give a shit about Ty's experiments if they'd been friends before like#Anne did whatever with Mdawg and Edman and the annes were the ones that had nobody try to kill mikey in storage#but they were friends before so anne is still his friend#I think it couldve been something like that with Ty if the timing had been different#but. probably not what this season is gonna be about#idk i still need to catch up about 5 seasons lmao#please understand every joke and every meme i make is using whatever glimpses i get from the tags i dont know Shit about whats happened#anyways#w.bg#woe.begone#woe begone#wbg#woe.begone spoilers
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Look, I know that you still think about her. I know you had feelings for her. And that you still do. And frankly, I don't think you've been completely honest with me.
#fringe#fringefox#fringeedit#mine:photoset#olivia dunham#peter bishop#look here's the thing#i really wish they'd touched on this a little bit more from peter's pov#like yes it's GREAT that they did so much to show olivia going through a real and actual trauma scenario#and showing that she wasn't okay by any means#but peter was also deceived and lied to and manipulated#i wish we'd gotten to see him heal too :(#in a healthier way than killing shapeshifters i mean
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Listen. I get the desire to see them kill off that character. I do.
But he's literally not important enough to die. No one would care.
#like. i'm not even trying to be mean here.#it just wouldn't have ANY emotional impact for the audience overall#half the ga likely doesn't even remember who he is (hence why they had to add that little reminder that he's buck's ex boyfriend)#i don't even think ravi would have had enough emotional impact for the bullshit tim was trying to pull#the only people who would give a shit about that particular character dying are a few hundred people in fandom#it would barely have registered more than if they'd killed a rando on a call#and honestly i don't think it would have been that different if it was ravi either and i love ravi#but tim obviously wanted to take out a main to shake things up#it was a stupid idea all around and i'm still fucking pissed enough to not watch anymore#but truly all the 'why didn't they kill him instead' posts both over and underestimate the affect on the story#killing him would not have had any emotional resonance with the audience#and would have had too much impact on buck because he's literally the only one who has any real ties to the character in the story#like i get wishing it had been him instead considering but that never would have worked because he literally just doesn't matter enough#anyway#this is probably mean#but it's true :/#anti bucktommy#anti tommy kinard#911 wank#911 discourse
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bro i never understood the want or impulse to woobify real serial killers or terrorists. "can a guy have a hobby" whatever happened to people having cool hobbies like crocheting or birdwatching and not making "adam lanza dogboy" stimboards or something
#(this is not really an exaggeration. though ive seen this with dylan klebold)#(yes that dylan klebold)#there were times where i thought a fictional killer they were woobifiying was real because there were no difference w/ they treated the two#ive noticed they also give more recent serial killers the “babygirl” treatment#(some they do that for committed their crimes not even a decade ago)#would it make be better they woobified jack the ripper ? not really ? but i cant say anyone is personally affected by him anymore#the families + friends of the victims can very likely see the shit ppl are talking about and they dont deserve anymore burden#im sure they'd be real chill seeing the person that killed their mother/brother/daughter/cousin/ect with hello kitty filters /sarc#[just me yapping]#f/o blog#ok to rb#school shooting tw#murder tw
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is there a scenario in which the miners could’ve broken the curse themselves, or did it fully rely on donnie’s near death?
there is probably some way for it to be done (like im sure if someone KNEW something was up and delved into mystics they could find a solution. maybe it'd include throwing hands with kitsune because i cant think of anything equivalent to her power mystically. except for maybe mikey when he's honed all that more, considering he was the one to tear her apart in cw) but the curse threw them off any time they recognized something was off + yes it was completely reliant on donnie's death, his ninpo dying was a loophole. his death was the only way to break it normally on its own terms-- ironically, going back to the lair after running from april's is what saved his life in the end, because im sure they would've tracked him down and wouldnt have played with their prey if it festered for much longer.
#ask#canary continuity#they would have found SOME excuse to go after him if he actually got away#hard to say what that is. but the curse was creating a loop of obsession. they would have found a way to rationalize it#it fucks me up that if he hadn't run from april it might have killed them both#if she actually stands up to them and its at a certain point? there is a real possibility she would have gotten seriously caught in-#-the crossfire. they'd probably kill her#the end of caged lungs is the good ending. its the best possible thing that could have happened#and it traumatized all of them forever. early on in cw when donnie cant even hear raph's voice without screaming#he wouldnt have been so messed up if that final fight hadnt happened#hrghhhhhhhh
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Squalo: Don't touch my playlist of the top 2000's music. You're going to sit there, listen to Linkin Park and like it.
Bel: Who?
Fran: Why are they linking parks?
Squalo: Hands free driving starts now.
#khr#varia#superbi squalo#belphegor#fran khr#LISTEN. I know how old khr is i am. old. but these two would fuck with squalo like this to get a reaction out of him#let's be real#they'd listen to linkin park and after a hit do a transformers ending scene of camera pulling out and the people they killed littering the#grounds this is what they'd do i know 100% in my heart
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I was so fascinated with Yo too. Standard shonen protag that keeps slipping up and sayin wierd shit- this push and pull between these angry frustrated impulses and the instant regret and understanding that he can't act like that. He's stressed and doesnt really know himself and the only 2 people that do know him either hate his guts or are lying to him about it- not that he has time to dwell on it, since he's been made lead of this entire game, and he has to be the one making all the decisions- all the right decisions.
But he can't! He's an amnesiac speedrunning all kinds of trauma, easily swayed and just wants the pain to stop- at the first opportunity, or rather promise, to stop fighting, he latched onto it so strongly.... I didnt care for Yo but as the story progressed i was starting to get really invested and was really lookin forward to more of his development. Sad!
#tribe nine#tribe nine entering the league of games that will live rent free in my brain for decades to come#yo kuronaka#its like. he was the 'hero' in the little closed off world for god knows how long#it must be ingrained in his brain by now. all these hero-like qualities that he s meant to have#meant to be kind and smart and protect everyone and save everyone. meant to be the most virtuous and most likeable#he was doing such a good job but now even the little truths he knew about his life (i have 2 friends that love me) are falling apart#and he s stressed and keeps forgetting things which must be fuckin terrifying for someone already struggling with amnesia#and most of all he s human. a human boy is trying so hard#not to mention whatever the real yo is implied to be like. is the real him actually 'evil' or somethin?#i feel like sui and tsuki wouldnt stay by his side if so. i feel like the writers gave me enough reason to trust they'd give me a more-#-nuanced and interesting reveal.#but we wont ever really get it anymore#i can only speculate#i can only rotate this guy in my brain fascinated by the premise and its possibilities#yo kuronaka i did end up loving you im sorry they re killing u tho
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Maybe I'm just too coldly logical/pragmatic/whatever, but tbh a lot of my opinion of 9 R.I.P. as a whole rests upon which of the two "good" endings are actually canon for each route. Like I know there's a sequel/fandisk coming and I WANT to be excited for it... but it's very important to me that Misa be ALIVE. No matter how the game frames it, I can't see any ending where she dies as a legit happy one to continue off of.
#otome#9 r.i.p.#some characters like koyo and koharu have two solid endings that i'd be fine continuing off of either#(though koyo's godly ending is THE BEST in the game. i'd prefer it just for sena's much better resolution tbh)#but then you have others like minami where ONE ending is honestly great but the other is very frustrating#him coming to her in the real world after she has a Big Brain Moment and saves his soul? spectacular.#her being DUMB and thus DYING to save him and them being in hell together? awful.#in general that's the trend i noticed - she's dumber (maybe blinded by intense love?) in the higher affection endings#which typically leads to unfortunate results. either her death or other bad things#sorry but i'd prefer the MC still be functional and intelligent even in love. if love gets her killed that's NOT a good ending#continue off the endings where she still had a braincell and thus made it out alive PLEASE#a related point but in general i wish they'd played any relationship where she really CAN'T be with them as fleeting#like. in one of yukimaro's endings she freaking MARRIES him but then literally can't see or be with him again until she DIES#assuming nothing happens to her that's committing herself to 50+ years of loneliness to be with someone in the afterlife...#after she's actually only known and liked him for 9 days. YIKES.#as for the ghosts... she can always return to them in the afterlife. but them all wanting her to be loyal to just them for her entire life?#that's a nope from me dog. let her live her life and find happiness instead of endlessly pining for something she can't have
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Have I mentioned today…
… how much I love Nate and Eliot?
#Leverage#rewatching the Tap Out Job before I go to bed#no it's not nearly four leave me alone#anyway having Emotions#one of Leverage's great strengths#among many#is it's tacit acting and background moments#often based on the chemistry of the main team#the way the characters interact even when not speaking or when focus isn't on them#like just this rewatch I noticed Hardison I think double checking Eliot's eyes before the fight#like he's making absolutely sure the water was good#while Nate is telling him not to take it past round two#it's stuff like that that makes this such a strong ensemble show#for ex the whole Nate and Eliot dynamic is very heavily based upon that#also I kill for moments where the team is protective of Eliot#the best cons have a bit of truth to them#pretty sure all they needed to get those reactions from themselves was consider how they'd feel if this were real#yes most of it is a playact but I absolutely believe that stuff like them all worrying about him#and Nate even making a go at the guy#was completely realistic#you don't mess w/ their hitter anymore than any of the others#(Sophie hamming it up is great tho and esp since that's definitely an act knowing how Eliot feels about his past)#Literal Crime Family
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sometimes i remember how absolutely Batshit it was that star trek decided to Do The Thing and actually make the heavily headcanoned as queer character Actually canonically so decades later and do it by letting us know that her ex-gf chopped up her son for spare parts while he was still alive
... i've still got whiplash from that one
#trek shit#to be clear#i appreciate this#who else is doing it like That????#it took balls if nothing else#... and also a real piece of work of an actor lbr#(it wasn't That hard to predict. I seem to recall i Did predict they'd kill him off before the show aired. i did Not see the gay twist tho)
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batman really just be saying shit. "killing the joker will make you the same as him"
like oh yes of course. you're definitely on par with a man who's killed thousands of innocents because you killed one person. bitch please. you're telling me bruce being a pussy enabler is why thousands of people die at the hands of one person? he should just go to therapy after killing the joker if it's that big of a deal. if you're gonna take on a role as serious and God-like as Batman/hero, you need to accept that you have to do immoral and messed up things. there's no reason to really make batman so strictly Moral if the supervillains he fights really show no shame in mass murdering and torturing innocents- innocents in a city that he swears is his and his to protect.
in a universe like dc where supervillains (+people who work with chemicals that aren't usable in the real world) exist and absolutely cannot be tied down in prison, killing is likely one of the only ways to keep cities safe. like sorry but batman has to kill the joker, a mass murderer, if he wants gotham to become a safer place. it's that or create an indestructible prison that no villains can escape from no matter what. which surprisingly hasn't been made yet, from what i know, despite all the amazing tech bruce has and can afford
#i came across an instagram reel captioned somethjng like#pov you're a civilian watching the main character let the villain go because killing them makes them equals#and the comments were all like saying how this argument is so stupid#because it is.#people try to bring in real world political issues into fantasy worlds where supervillains continuously escape jail#the death penalty can't be argued in a fantasy world because the rules are totally different#and realistically.... civilians will not view batman as a murderer or horrible person/be scared of him for killing the joker#they'd be relieved#they'd feel sooo much safer#and fine batman doesn't wanna kill whatever#weird for a guy who took on a vigilante role and seems to suck ass at keeping his enemies locked up for the rest of their lives#but to stop others from killing the joker????? why are you getting involved bro#it doesn't involve you anymore. if someone wants to kill the joker that's between them and the joker#batman isn't in the argument#if he's that much of a Good guy who can't let murder go free of punishment no matter what#then lock the person up for killing the joker#but let them fucking kill him first#no blood on your hands bud#jason todd#red hood#batman#dc
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as a jason todd fan i'd like to not see him in comics for a cool 5 months.
#tomi.txt#in an ideal world they'd kill him for real and then bring him back like 3 years later drawn with darker skin that no one acknowledges :-)#like wdym? he's always looked like that 😊
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