#as if any of them are hiring

[st-dionysus]

Guy who lost hos job again and can't catch a break: Bartender, I'll have another glass of the cooking wine and a rum and cock!

The bartender, who is him and unemployed: I can't believe they fired me during pride month. This historic queer bar fired their only transmasculine person for Pride. Anyway, we're out of the cooking wine, so that'll be a double Bacardi with flat coke.

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[sciderman]

avenging spider-man #13

[theythemmer]

just a couple of girlfriends hanging out

[valyrfia]

am I incredibly cynical if I say that him and McLaren PR have noticeably doubled down on Lando’s struggles with mental health since his general misguided cockiness has radicalised a majority of the F1 community against him or

[deoidesign]

Btw just want to be clear that Time and Time Again is set to, and will if I don't pause, conclude in May 2025!

Webtoon didn't want to renew or give me any extra episodes so I'm trying to work with what I have. I'm sorry it's ending sooner than I'd like, it's been difficult to come to terms with and challenging to condense my plans.

You deserve a solid conclusion, and I've spent months writing to try and reach that. If there's anything you'd really like to see before it ends, do let me know in case I can (and want to) fit it in.

I'd rather not work with them again, and I hope I won't have to! But coming off of years being overworked and underpaid does not make that easy, to say the least...

I'm doing my best, and I hope you like what I have coming up.

[bbygirl-aemond]

And if I say Criston and Alicent's relationship is founded upon & revolves entirely around their solidarity as two marginalized people who were both taken advantage of sexually by Targaryen royalty they could not say no to and who were then both humiliated and discarded as if that violation meant nothing, then what-

[mariocki]

Gareth Thomas returns - still running a car hire service, now inexplicably called Tom Lewis - in Public Eye: The Bankrupt (6.1, Thames, 1972)

[stayatsam]

man it doesn’t matter how nice they seem or how good your talk went, hiring managers are some of the slimiest people when it comes to applying for jobs

[slythereen]

so when rbr posts lestappen on main they get a sprint podium together and life is good. when mercedes posts chewis on main they get traumatized by their teams’ strategies and disqualified together… yeah i’m sticking to wanting charles in a red bull y’all merc charles truthers stay safe though

[ask-nss]

I looove these guys

Theyre so funny

Ok question time

Who here is a little evil

[jasperyourmutt]

Coworkers at the tattoo shop were calling for me to do a Task and I was in another room so they didn’t know where I was

when I came back out one of them was like “we should get him a collar with a little bell so we always know where he is”

Hahahahahaha yeahhhhh what a funny crazy idea. You guys are so silly. Anyways I already have the collar so you guys just have to supply the bell

[spencitiveartist]

victorious in 2024 headcanons

robbie makes a new bit called rizzler robbie where he films himself rizzing up innocent fellow students. it ends after one day when he rizzes up sikowitz and he knocks robbie out with a coconut

the group do the connections every day and race each other in wordle

robbie runs a meme page that has 30 something followers that only cat and his mammaw comment on. rex, meanwhile, has a more popular and much more problematic meme page that dominates instagram reels

jade flirts with tori by sending her the lesbian masterdoc

tori and trina fight to make the more viral tiktok video but both lose to beck who uploaded a 10 second video of him staring into the distance while poorly lip-syncing a song

the group go on thrifting trips regularly. cat always walks out with 20 new trinkets. jade spends ages amongst the antiques trying to find the most haunted item. robbie tries on and buys every shirt with a stupid slogan on it.

after facing accusations of being schizophrenic because of his attachment to rex, robbie sees a psychiatrist to prove to everyone that he is completely neurotypical. he walks out with 5 different diagnoses.

the group play dress to impress. robbie meticulously crafts beautiful girls outfits that make it to the podium every time. cat makes outfits that are too abstractly or literally connected to the theme that she never places. jade gets pissed off at all the six year olds who dont understand fashion so she makes sinjin doxx the kids and get their parents credit cards for robux money.

watching dinner in america changes cats life

sinjin cant stop singing fein

[soup-of-the-daisies]

[opens fic] “moony has always been the smartest out of all of us” [closes fic]

[andrewknightley]

The crows in da4 has the whole "a crow never leaves a contract!!!!!!" Gimmick like yeah of course, they kill you if you fail lmao. No one had mention this yet