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okay so javier is eventually going to have a werewolf verse and i initially thought i was going to have it be completely au. but what if he's literally turned into a werewolf a three rock and accidentally kills someone there or in edgewater and then he's just literally on the run and a fugitive.
#╰––– » 「 ⛑ 」 𝗼𝘂𝘁. ┊ alexa — play my own worst enemy#thoughts im having while trying to do the final countdown on my drafts#as i still have 27 asks 💀💀
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austen kinda real when she said “if i loved you less i would be able to talk about it more” because i literally cant talk about scorbus in specifics since i like every single idea anyone’s ever had of them…. so…. whats their zodiac sign? idk. whats their fashion styles? idk. how many kids do they end up having/adopting in future? idfk. what are their sexualities? idk. where do they live in the future? where do they work? what subjects do they excel in? idk idk idk. do i have an exact canon compliant plot out for them in my head post-hpcc? no…
#someone could have the most fanon take of them and i’d still eat it up cuz its scorbus 🤷♀️#like dawg sometimes i play around with their personalities too like yall… i have canon scorbus dynamic and then 27 fanon variations#scorbus has been in every possible scenario to ever exist in my brain#dont ask me any info about them. i either dont know or know too much.#harry potter#hp#hpcc#cursed child#scorpius malfoy#albus severus potter#scorbus#albus potter#hp next gen#hp nextgen#hpng#rewriting#be real is it chronically online to quote austen and immediately link it to scorbus 💀💀 (….dont answer me)#(i know the answer alr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀)
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27 Asks! Thanks y'all! :}}} 🦅
@neo-metalscottic
AAAA Thank you so much! :DD I plan to experiment for now but will tackle some SERIOUS redesigning once I've finished the show.. If I ever get that far <XD
Now for Sea Spray, I had completely forgotten about him! <:0 I will DEFINITELY find a way to bring him back, Same for Starscreams brothers! I knew they existed in other medias and kind's wondered why they weren't in prime..
Since Starscream never mentioned them I guess I thought they just weren't written into the show.. but now that I know I have GOT to bring them back! >:))
(My latest transformers post) (Or were they referring to this one..?)
Currently I'm on episode 10, but I hope to watch the next 3 episodes either tonight or tomorrow night. :0
I cant remember much of what's to come,, so I guess up to this point my favorite has to be the Scraplet episode.
Althoughhhhh I remember an episode where Bulkhead was holding up this cave ceiling and Miko was running out of air below. I can imagine that episode is full of angst and will probably be my new favorite once I get to it <XDD
The only Ironhide I'm familiar with is the one from the Bayverse movies :0 I always wondered why they changed him from red to black in the movie when a red version of his alt mode exists...
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XDD Friendship is my favorite kind of ship!
@samcat71470558
I'm doing a bit better today. I slept the whole day away and my symptoms lightened up a noticeable amount :))
Also thank you so much!! :DDDD
I have already made like 20 transformer OCs with varying alt modes, but if I were to make one more? It would probably be an old rusty mercury woody station wagon with the nickname "Monty" for no particular reason
I can confidently say without a doubt that out of ALLL the fandoms I've ever been in, Transformers characters have been the absolute hardest to draw. And they still are to this day! <XDD
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Noooooo don't break any glass you'll make my headache worseee 😩
Thank you so much!! :DDDD
I don't now how he got under there but this man has been positively squished 💀
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My pieces will probably just evaporate and I'll regenerate more, I'm to lazy to go and collect all that goop <XDD
Honestly? The bots being old and tacky cars would help them blend in soooo much better then being these fancy sports cars that are strangely COVERED in dents, scratches and dirt.
Which is why I'm giving everyone a new alt mode and redesigning their root mode to match
@smithanonsworld
I cant guarantee I'll eat that much, but I DID get a lot of sleep! :) Just like the bumney.. 💞💞
Thank you so much! And a happy belated Valentines day to you as well! :)))
And while I cant eat soup or chocolate- take comfort in knowing that I slept the whole day away and knocked out like 30% of my cold symptoms XDDD
@chaotic-public-menace
I feel powerful..... 💪🍎
AWW!! :DD Thank you so much!! 🥰🥰 Er- wait- *You're welcome so much!! :DDD Wait that's also not right either-
*I EXPRESS JOY AT YOU 👍💞
I don't think they would ever pluck his bones off and go play with them, but Jangles has absolutely popped his hand off and thrown it at someone when they say "Hey can you gimme a hand with this?" XDD Which would give Cici the opportunity to steal the hand and run away with it XDDDDD
I can see Fazbear Entertainment having to make some kind of parody song or at least change up a lot of the words to make it kid friendly <XD
Oooooo that's a good question....
Uhhh....... well? That miiiight be Optimus Prime for me. I really like how the glass parts of the car (like the windshield on his chest) are visible instead of just disappearing into his body. Its a nice touch for some reason-
I also like his retractable mask and how his upper body is red but his head and legs are blue. Its just a fun change in the coloring style that most of the other bots have :)
One of my favorite parts of Primes design has to be the exhaust pipes coming out of his back and poking out over his shoulders. I don't think I've drawn it myself yet- but I LOOOVE the fanart those pipes inspired of an angry Optimus prime with thick smoke billowing out of the pipes. Such a cool scene and I wish his pipes smoked like that in the show 😭💔
@fawncr33k
I've been thinking a lot about Ko-fi.. it might be the best option of I cant get commissions to work <:(
@milk-powrit
I know that there or other shows that are connected to TFP.. I just don't know which ones <:( I think one is Rescue Bots....? Or no- was it robots in disguise..?
And yeah, that sounds about right for Shockwave <XDDD
Yeah that's what I had in mind at first. Someone just sends 5 bucks for me to doodle something for them. They're not paying me for the rights to USE it, they're just paying me to create it. Does that make sense..? <:0
AAA YES I DO LIKE WARFRAME :DDDD
I haven't played it in a few days, but I thiiiink I left off on Neptune..? I don't think I've made it very far in the story yet <:/
So far my favorite quest has been the vent kids K-Drive quest! :D I haven't completed it yet but its fun to blast around on the board and try to land various tricks XDD
Also I didn't catch any kind of stream, did I miss some important info? <:0
A guitar hero warframe is coming out?? :0 That sounds kind'a nuts-
And lastly- I hope you have fun with Valkyr! :)) She has quickly become on of my top favorite frames 😾
1: Bill Cipher because I hate him and also I can easily see myself grabbing him by his feet and absolutely flinging him XD
2: Gerald because he is immune to fall damage and it would be very funny
3: Sky: Children of the light crabs
4: All the players in sky that have suddenly become extremely rude and inconsiderate during the season of Radiance are very yeetable
5: Starscream from Transformers Prime
(Link in ask)
They'd have to censor a lot of the adult words like "drunken" when they sing it around Red XDD
@starrygirldrawsx3
I've heard of Rescue Bots but never dove into it.. maybe sometime I'll try it out :0 Thank you! :)
Also- Happy belated Valentines day!! :DDD
#my response#cookie run kingdom#my ocs#cookie run ocs#warframe#transformers prime#factual fam#fnaf security breach
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Hey lovely! Hope you’re doing good! I was listening to bad idea right? By Olivia Rodrigo and thought it would be a good idea for a Spencer fic, was thinking something something with a little angst, smut and possibly a fluffy ending! ♥️
Ps love your writing 🖤
A/N: Most relatable song released this year, if we're being totally honest with ourselves, right 💀 I hope you enjoy this!
Warnings: (Munch Spencer Truthers, I'm throwing yourself another bone here), Oral (f receiving), fingering, masturbation (male), slight hand job at the end, penetrative sex, cum play, etc. Minors DNI 18+
Your fling with Spencer Reid from the BAU ended abruptly when he fell off the face of the earth.
You weren't sure how someone who had described himself as technophobic had managed to perfect the art of ghosting someone, but boy had he, and you were still a little bit angry about it.
Even angrier when you saw him plastered over the local news out on a case, explaining to the people how fake tips to the FBI hindered cases more than helped them.
You were angry because he looked so good. His hair was shorter, displaying his all too pretty features prominently, and pissing you off to no end as you still felt your heart beat out of your chest until he'd disappeared into a crime scene again.
You brushed it off and berated yourself until the text came.
It wasn't much, just a quick hello, but you waited for a few minutes anyway to see if he'd say anything else.
When he didn't, you grew frustrated and text him a response.
“Who is this?”
It was petty, but four months of radio silence deserved less, in all honesty.
You weren't expecting the phone to vibrate out of your hand as you waited for a response, but it lit up with his call and you scrambled to wait enough time to pick it up.
“Hello.”
“Hi. It's Spencer. Spencer Reid. Doctor Spencer Reid, from the Behavioural Analysis Unit, this is Y/N right?”
“Yes, Spencer, it's me. My number didn't change after four months.”
“Okay, that was deserved.”
“Why are you calling Spencer?”
“Because I'm a burnt out child prodigy who didn't cure schizophrenia by age 25 and my friends missed my birthday. And because I really wanted to see you.”
The line went quiet as you contemplated what the hell you would say to that.
“It would be stupid to ask if you remembered my address, right?”
“Y/N, I remember what you taste like, and I'll never forget it.”
“Good. I'm locking the door in half an hour.” You didn't give him time to respond before exiting the call and running to your bathroom.
Maybe it wasn't the best idea entertaining a fling from months ago on a whim at 7pm on a Wednesday evening, but you had nothing else to be doing with your time.
It wasn't illegal for people to reconnect, and you were not going to mention this to any close or mutual friends of yours, so one conversation (or whatever this was) probably wouldn't have any consequences anyway.
Caution blown to the wind, you replaced your work clothes with a comfortable dress, fixed your hair and poured a glass of wine and waited.
As if on queue, 27 minutes later, Spencer was at your door. Or more accurately in your house.
Your threat to lock the doors had obviously spurred him on, and you heard the door handle twist as he stepped into the space.
“Spencer. How lovely, to what do I owe the honor?”
The adrenaline of making sure the door was unlocked had obviously worn off for him, as you saw him shift awkwardly in the doorway of your living room, sat comfortably on your couch, your skirt just riding high enough to distract.
“I was thinking. Well, I suppose the correct term would be overthinking. Emily had to snap me out of it, because I was kicking myself and doubting myself and worrying so much that we almost lost the unsub…”
“What I’m trying to say is I’ve regretted not doing too many things to think coming to beg you to kiss me again is a bad idea. It’s not a bad idea, right?”
“That depends, Spencer.” You replied, setting your glass of wine down and standing up. You took a wobbly step towards him, eager to blame your hesitancy on the wine rather than the things his gaze, his words and his simple presence was doing to your body.
“On if you only want a kiss.” Your hand gingerly slipped up his chest until it was hooked into his hair, exploring the shorter locks as he grabbed you by the waist.
“Or if you aren't satisfied with just that.”
“I can't seem to come up with an answer. Perhaps you should kiss me and it'll jog my memory.”
You finally cracked a smile, and saw his face instantly bloom into ot as well.
“Nu-uh Spencer. I think you have to take that chance this time.”
He hesitated only a second before his hands were cradling your face, tipping your chin up to him as he bent to kiss you. You immediately responded, letting your hands grab fistfuls of his shirt as you pulled each other closer.
It sent you off balance, but you let yourself follow the motion of you tipping backwards, letting him catch you as you began moving in the direction of your bed.
“Not a bad idea,” he mumbled between deep kisses, letting loose a stray moan when your hands trailed down to his belt and below. “Definitely not a bad idea.”
Somehow in the clash of lips and hands, you managed to make it back to your bed, his hands already managing to find themselves under your dress as his lips diverted your attention.
“Four months, Spencer.” You growled the words into his mouth as your tongues battled for dominance. “Four months without this. I thought I'd go insane.”
You felt him smile as he lifted you, and grinned too as you wrapped your legs around him just as he began climbing onto the bed, softly lowering you down until he was on top of you.
His tongue travelled down your neck, making his way back up towards your ear.
“I did go a bit insane, you know?”
His hands flipped up your skirt as he ground his dick against your crotch, pushing it up further until the bottoms of your breasts were peaking out of the scraps of material as well.
“Let me make it up to you?” It was phrased like a question he didn't care about the answer to, as he pushed off of you and completely rid your body of the material that was hindering it completely.
“That's better.” You swore you heard a sigh of contentment as he held your thighs apart and lowered his head, one kiss at a time, to your neglected pussy.
He hooked a ginger under your panties, and pushed them off to the side, but he'd never been the most patient, and he'd already spread your legs. He'd just work around the impediment, you knew.
And he did, starting with a casual flick of the tongue as he looked up at you from his place at your cunt, smiling at you as he began to feast.
You'd never thought of yourself as a pillow princess before Spencer, enjoying giving love as much as receiving but he gave you the perfect royal treatment, and enjoying it so much it was impossible to deny.
After getting so spoiled, it was a wonder that you even knew how to adapt to life without him, nothing compared to the care and attention he showed you in bed.
Your thoughts blended together as he pressed a finger into you, already sneaked with his spit and your wetness, collected from between his lips and your soaked cunt. His pace was steady, repetitive, and driving you fucking insane.
Never a demanding lover, before you would have simply let him enjoy his time between your legs, enjoying just how much he enjoyed it himself as he lapped up all of your juices.
But four months clean from your addiction to Spencer Reid and you were snapping.
Your hands gripped at his hair, pressing his face further into your cunt than he'd been before, enjoying the muffled moans and the sound of his tongue generously lapping up all you had to offer.
You started humping his mouth, holding his head still as you used him as a tool to get yourself off, finally cumming on his mouth with a shudder and an unfiltered moan.
It would've been embarrassing if it wa anyone else, just how loud you'd been for your ex-boyfriend.
“You taste the same.” He said, wiping the remainders of your cum from his lips as he stroked himself, having loosed his cock from his pants sometime between you moaning like a wanton whore and using his face as a sex toy.
A single glance at him over you pleasuring himself was enough to get you ready for round two.
He had sat up on his knees, head and torso tilted slightly back to give you a better view of his cock being pumped hard and fast.
“Spencer Reid, don't you dare make yourself cum.” You thought the words were joking, light even but even you were shocked by the sheer lust dripping from your throat.
Wrapping your legs around him again, you pulled yourself up into his lap, holding yourself still as you quickly unfastened each of his shirt buttons, pushing it away and chucking it so far that he wouldn't be able to use it to cover up anything else.
It took you a minute more to properly situate yourself, but soon you were sinking down onto his cock and allowing the stretch to rule your mind and movements for a minute.
You gently started riding him, letting each gasp and moan reach your ears and spur you on, not holding back on your side either, telling him just how good it felt to have him in you raw once again.
Your stamina wasn't great though especially after having had one powerful orgasm already, and your movements soon became sloppy.
He kissed you softly on the lips, and you let go of the tension in your body as he pushed you onto your back, made sure you were comfortable, and started beating his cock into you with such a force that you were sure the bed was going to break.
It was this intensity that you craved, this complete change from his insistence on putting you first so to speak, and then using you as a human sexton when it suited him, allowing his cock to push you to your limits and beyond.
It wasn't like you could protest anyway, mouth hanging limply open in a scream of pleasure as sparks shot up your spine.
Entertaining Spencer Reid was never a bad idea. You decided then and there that if he left you again for whatever reason, you'd hunt him to the ends of the earth and beg for another chance at this feeling of pleasure.
You came again, of course, not sure if it was his cock or his exploring hands that was tethering you to the moment as you died a little death.
His own orgasm wasn't far behind your own, but he'd always been a bit messy. You weren't surprised when he gave a small panicked moan, pulling out at the last second as his cum spurted out. You helped him ride it out, wrapping a hand around him to stroke him until his dick was drained, the contents sprayed across your chest and breasts, a single drop even making it to the side of your mouth, but that was quickly lapped up.
His aftercare was almost as good as his foreplay, as he took pains to wash you diligently, even as all you wished to do was sleep well into the night directly after feeling his hot cum pour onto you.
He'd gathered a wash cloth, fresh set of pyjamas and an extra blanket to cocoon you both in before you could even lift a finger, and climbed into bed before you could even think of asking if he was staying the night.
With the satisfaction of multiple orgasms finally catching you, you fell asleep in his arms, a grin plastered on your lips, his hands possessively surrounding you.
Needless to say, when you woke in the morning, he was still there.
#spencer reid#criminal minds#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid fanfic#mgg#spencer reid smut#criminal minds fanfiction#criminal minds fandom#spencer reid x self insert#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid criminal minds#dr spencer reid#spencer reid x reader smut#spencer reid x you#spencer reid x y/n
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AVAST, YE! Welcome to:
🦀🦈 Trauma’s Mermay 2025! 🐋🐬
Where we temporarily detach from the usual Halloween-y Inktober-y vibes full of pumpkins, autumn leaves and undead horror, and instead enjoy the warmth, smell of the ocean, and underwater horror! (Because it’s still me and I gotta throw some edge in there, right?)
Here’s the rules!
If you want me to see and collect your art here, tag this blog, currently named @ traumas-mermay-2025 !! I will also be following and checking two tags, #traumasmermay and #traumasmermay2025 (if some brave and awesome soul posts on AO3, use these same tags and feel free to tag me @ secreterces5)
No specific fandom for this one! I know mostly TMNT folks follow me on here, but hey, this is a chance to show off OCs, DnD ideas, and other blorbos you would like to turn into fish people! Can’t wait to see them!
If you feel intimidated by a list of everyday prompts but would still like a structured challenge, fear not! You may instead focus on only the mermaid specific prompts, spaced out to occur every three or four days (the math was complicated on this okay don’t ask), focusing on fun mermaid designing . . .
. . . or you may pick one of the “sets” the list has been divided into, and try to create a linked story using the entire set!
Of course, you do NOT have to do all the prompts, you don’t have to do them in order (though I will schedule early art to post on the day of the prompt), and you don’t even have to post them in May! I’m down to accept late submissions until October, to be honest! Point is, feel free to take inspiration wherever whenever, and make only as many as you can without burning out <3
So in short: do whatever you fish! ;D
Some of these prompts can be turned into spooky art, and you are free and encouraged to do so, but always remember to tag with appropriate warnings!
Full prompt list version:
Only Mermaids Version:

Usually I would announce each prompt on the corresponding day, but this time I’ll be doing so in sets. As usual, though, I’ll sprinkle in some extra ideas for y’all :) That will be all, and with that:
BEST FISHES, EVERYONE!
(All prompts will also be written out in text under the readmore!)
1. Mermaid in a Bucket 🪣
2. Aquarium 🎫
3. Bubbles 🫧
4. Anything-but-fishtail Mermaid 🐙
5. Old Fairytales 📖
6. Frozen Over / Iceberg 🧊
7. Submarine 🤿
8. Prehistoric Mermaid 🦖
9. Fishing 🎣
10. The difference between a siren and a mermaid 🌗
11. Mermaid Games 🏅
12. Biohazardous Mermaid / Toxic Waste Mermaid ☣️
13. Shipwreck 🚢
14. Pirates! 🏴☠️
15. Venomous 🐍
16. Mermaid for Dinner! 🍽️
17. Lilypads 🌸
18. Selkie 🦭
19. Curse 💀
20. Space Mermaid 🪐
21. A Mermaid’s Pet / Companion 🐠
22. Shells and pearls 🐚
23. Gods of the Sea 🔱
24. Giant Mermaid 🦑
25. Wet Hair 💧
26. A Swim in the Moonlight 🌙
27. Atlantis 🌊
28. Robot Mermaid / Cyborg Mermaid 🤖
29. A mermaid’s kiss 💚
30. Blood in the water 🩸
31. Eldritch Mermaid 👁️
#trauma’s mermay 2025#traumasmermay2025#traumasmermay#mermay 2025#mermay prompts#mermay 2025 prompts#prompt list#mermay
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#Instagram Au (27)
(Kenny x f! reader)



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y/n.y/l/n Never missin' out on a good ol' coachella
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sabrinacarpenter what a beauty 🤭🌹
--- y/n.y/l/n all you sab 🤍
kingkennytv I'm looking leng
--- y/n.y/l/n oh kenny 😮💨😮💨
yungfilly Gang ❤
gkbarry babe I have the same outfit we gotta do a photoshoot with it
--- y/n.y/l/n DM love, DM 😭



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kingkennytv if anyone asks, I'm STILL in vacation mode 🥲
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niko yeah micro pic of y/n is mental
ajshabeel brother I can assure u that if u check her passport, her picture there is bigger than what u put on the gram
y/n.y/l/n they can't even see me 😭
y/n.y/l/n kenny why am i standing like that
--- kingkennytv all I see is a fine babe standing on business
--- nellarose AND THAT'S ON PERIOD
--- gxix kenny babe u never speak to me like this
--- teewritessmth she's at it AGAIN
--- gxix girl shut yo mouth
--- teewritessmth 😡❌
kingkennytv I'm NEVER posting again. All u man do is bully me.
--- darkestman not the first jab u couldn't dodge
--- betasquads Oh
--- betasquadx OHHHHH



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y/n.y/l/n guys let's not bully kenny anymore even if we oh so badly want to. Since I gotta prove I love him once or twice a year, this is my attempt 😘
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kingkennytv putting the vios aside, you're literally everything to me
harrypinero oh kenny my boy, he's like half the comments in this comment section
--- y/n.y/l/n he's just a big ol' cutie
--- y/n.y/l/n you're just old
--- chunkz @y/n.y/l/n Bro 💀
--- darkestman @chunkz I taught her well it seems 🤣
kingkennytv you are so beautiful
kingkennytv how are u with me you are actually unreal
--- y/n.y/l/n kenny stop 🥺😭
kingkennytv y/n I love you
#betasquad#niko omilana#sharky#chunkz#king kenny#ajshabeel#betasquad x reader#betasquad imagines#niko omilana x reader#aj shabeel x reader#sharky x reader#king kenny x reader#chunkz x reader#uk youtubers#beta squad#beta squad imagines
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okay so I saw an ask that's similar to a situation I'm going through, and now I feel like I have to ask...AITA? NSFW content
(🐊🩷💀 for me to find)
this will be long, I'll try to shorten it
I've been married to my (25f) partner (27 mtf) for almost 6 years. I'm going to use he/him pronouns for him because he hasn't begun his transition and still wants these pronouns, but 3 years ago he came out to me as trans. we live in a not great state (US) for that, and so he hasn't begun his transition bc he personally doesn't want to start until he can also start medically, but, he was born a male and wants to transition to female
This was nbd to me at the time because I'm bisexual, so I was like "alright cool let's figure out how to get out of this state then and let you live your best life." we haven't been able to move financially, but we are hoping for next year.
When I believed he was still a male (if this is not the proper wording PLEASE correct me, I just don't know how else to say it??) we had this understanding that if I wanted to sleep with women, I could, bc I never have actually slept w a woman before. This never actually happened bc I'm terrible at flirting/weird w sex in general, so it never applied. However, around the time he came out to me, I began maturing (?) sexually myself. I got a SUPER high libido out of nowhere, started thinking about things I've never really wanted to do before (threesomes, etc) and thought about the possibility of sleeping w other men bc, idk, I just wanted to? I honestly considered (am still considering) if I'm sexually monogamous or not
I LOVE my partner, I do not want to leave him, but I literally cannot control my sex drive. When we have sex, it's great, but I also wanna sleep around a little. It has nothing to do w him and I don't wanna leave him, and honestly I don't even like the men I've considered as people, I just think they're hot. I'd never date them in a million years bc they're personalities are...not compatible to me. I honestly think they're assholes, it's just physical.
Anyways, when he came out, a few weeks later I proposed this question to him. I said "hey, you always said I could sleep with a woman bc it'd be a different experience than I could get with you, when you medically transition, can I sleep with men? I really like sex with a penis and you know straps kinda scare me a little. of course it'd just be sex." He kinda flipped, we got in a big argument and almost broke up over it bc he thinks I want to cheat on him. It doesnt help that around the same time, a male friend was showing big big interest in me, and when my husband asked who I'd even want to sleep with, I said this friend, and then he was convinced I had feelings for him and I lost some of his trust. Nothing ever happened w this friend, and nothing EVER would without my partner knowing and being okay with it, but he definitely lost trust in me.
His side of the story is, well honestly I don't understand it. I've been too afraid to bring it up again bc of how big the fight was, and everytime I broach the subject, he thinks I want to leave him/cheat on him. He says he's uncomfortable w me having sex w a man even after he transitions. He's tried explaining how it's different to him, but I don't understand. I think a lot of it is he just doesn't trust men and honestly probably hates them. I'm definitely attracted to women, but I like penetrative sex. Penetrative toys scare me, I've had panic attacks using them before. I just can't do it, I don't see them as an option. I love my partner and I dont want to leave him, but I also don't want to forego a sexual experience I enjoy.
TLDR; I've gotten a crazy high libido the last few years, my trans partner is uncomfortable with me sleeping with men once he transitions, even though I've been "allowed" to sleep with women this entire time that he still presents as male
Am I the asshole? Would I be if I brought it up again?
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Without counting loans or GKs, Chelsea has 27 players, Lyon 24 💀. I'm a bit concerned that Pere doesn’t seem to be playing or promoting Barça B players enough, and that the club isn’t investing where it’s actually needed.
It’s crazy that we’ve known Keira wanted to leave since at least last summer (maybe even two summers ago, if the translation from Maria Tikas article is correct) yet no player was bought or promoted to fill the pivot role? Which IMO makes it complicated if we want to keep playing 4-3-3 the way we're currently doing. I get that the club was probably going to buy a Keira replacement during the summer 2025, but considering most players need a bit of time to adjust to barça's system, it's still weird planning from the club.
Patri and Ingrid have such different styles as CDMs that using Ingrid as the "backup" pivot to rotate with Patri doesn’t seem like a smart choice (not to mention Patri's injured and the club should have accounted for that possibility).
On top of that, Ingrid is at minimum our third-best CB, and we’ll need her to rotate with Mapi and Irene, so you can't have her be overused as a CDM either.
What the hell is going on with our club lol? 😭
so you raise several important points in your ask:
yes, i think we can all agree that the keira walsh situation was poor planning and bad business. and there was a clear lack of understanding between what the player wanted and what the club was planning/understood to be happening.
injuries are a given in football. anyone could get injured at any moment and that's why we like multi-functional players, who can slot in at different positions. and that's how we discovered that ingrid could be a fantastic cb. but you need to have a plan for that to all work out.
but i will say that i was pleasantly surprised by how the semi-final match in lleida turned out and how we got to feature a lot of our b team babies. it's a great resource for us and where we are still a step ahead out of any women's football team globally. we need to keep pushing and taking advantage of our strengths in this very crucial next phase of the season. 🙏
doubtful. it's 4-3-3 or bust! 🤷♀️
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you can take as long as u want with this, but PLEASE feed me more kunikida hcs…. would literally pay (esp if they include yosano/dazai)
kunikida is my fav and all ur hcs about him so far are SO scrumptious??? 💕
ANON THIS ALMOST BROUGHT ME TO TEARS i'm so glad you like my hcs!!! let me cook up some more
edit: SHITT i forgot you said to include yosano and dazai D: sorry!!
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He's taken care of a sick Katai on multiple occasions. He's pissed that he's not taking proper care of himself, but he truly is concerned. The two are childhood friends, after all.
If a fellow Agency member falls ill and he doesn't notice, he feels extremely guilty about it, thinking it's his fault. I know I keep bringing this up but the Anthology chapter where Kenji catches a cold is a prime example.
Similarly, if he came into work sick (bro has never skipped a day of work in his entire life) and someone catches what he has, he would never forgive himself. Ever. Not in a million years. He'd think about it for weeks, even after they've recovered.
He knows every home remedy in the book, from different soups to teas to essential oils. You cannot simply whine to him about how you're feeling; he'll actually try to solve the problems practically.
Infection is no joke to him. If he or someone else is wounded, keeping it clean is his main concern. But he'd still feel really bad about cleaning someone's wound with alcohol because he knows it stings like hell. Would probably say sorry before he even does anything.
He's 6'2 so obviously it's near impossible for him to look small, but he somehow manages to do it on a day where he feels so sick that he just curls up into the tiniest little ball the Agency has ever seen.
With his neck and shoulder pain, being warm is like heaven to him. He probably owns a heated blanket. However, he can't use it if he has a fever because it'll only raise his temperature more so no matter how much it aches he just has to suffer :((
Imagine a scenario where Kunikida and Atsushi are teamed up for some kind of fight or mission, and Kunikida gets injured or sick somehow, and Atsushi has no idea what to do and is freaking out so Kunikida has to go dad mode and assure him that everything will be okay even though he's the one who needs help.
Junichiro asking Kunikida a question and he responds with "...huh?" He repeats it and Kunikida just tiredly mumbles a nonsense response because he has no idea what Junichiro said because his head just hurts so much and his ears are ringing.
Bonus non-sickfic/whump hcs:
This loser will ask nicely before kissing someone. "May I... kiss you?" ahh agency member 💀
He's not usually a fan of PDA but occasionally enjoys a shoulder massage or hand-holding... and he'd gladly give someone a hug if they're upset.
Again he's tall asf so he can easily put his hand on a shorter member's head or shoulders as a form of grounding or comfort.
This man would hide in a closet to cry before he'd let anyone see him in tears. But he's kind of a loud crier so the others can clearly hear him but they leave him alone to at least give him the illusion of privacy.
He is not 22. No way in hell lol. I headcanon him to be maybe 27.
This is less of a headcanon and more of an observation but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS WAIST???? It's so GRABBABLE he's so malewife man whore slutty girlypop i want him to step on me i mean what-
He's happy to give driving lessons to any of his younger coworkers who are learning how to drive!!
This was fun!! I'm aware that a few of these are a bit ooc but it's my blog sooo womp womp. Tysm for giving me an excuse to write more Kunikida hcs lol.
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sure, it's christmas once more (Obey Me!)

A/N: You know, I caught up and then immediately fell behind again, way farther than before, that sounds exactly right for me 💀 But! I'm working on it! Even if the rest of my stories are late, I'll still get them all posted, I promise <3
Pairing(s): Diavolo x MC
Prompt(s): 10. Diavolo
Summary: A mini parade on Christmas morning
Tag(s): Fluff!, Barbatos also makes an appearance :3
Word Count: 520
Song Inspiration: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas by Michael Buble
Not beta'd, all mistakes are my own.
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A long, drawn-out yawn is the only sound in the room besides a quiet clicking noise. MC stretches out their limbs as they blink open their eyes, rolling over. They take a moment to fully wake before sitting up, placing bare feet on the plush rug spread out underneath the bed they’re on. They glance out the window, seeing the beautiful daytime moon high in the sky, stars twinkling happily. They then start to get up, glancing at the floor to see where they’re about to step - and that’s when they notice it.
Nutcrackers, ballerinas, wooden trains, little animals. A mix of Human World and Devildom Christmas toys and…Little Ds? They’re all crowded together right in front of MC, staring up at them expectantly.
“...Good morning…?”
At the greeting, there seems to be some kind of simultaneous cheer before all of them turn around in sync and start marching towards the open door. MC laughs softly, curiosity pulling them to stand and follow behind the little parade.
The Little Ds take the lead, all of them in number order, followed by all the little toys. They march out of the bedroom and down the castle halls, the wood of the toys clacking against the marble floors. MC very quickly realizes where they’re being led. There’s a room frequently used by the residents of the castle and their more familial guests, a private dining room and common room fit into one space. It’s much smaller than the ones used for formal affairs, much more lived in and cozy.
This is the exact space that all of them enter together, and waiting for them at the dining table, breakfast already laid out, is Diavolo, Barbatos sure to be somewhere nearby.
“MC! Good morning! Merry Christmas!” Diavolo exclaims joyfully, toys gathered around him, some trying to climb up his legs.
MC giggles at the sight, walking up to the demon and leaning down to give him a kiss. “Merry Christmas, you silly man.”
He chuckles. “Silly? Am I really so?”
A nod. “Yes, very much so. I’m sure even your butler would agree.” The human catches the eye of the butler, dressed in simple pjs rather than his usual formal suit, carrying a pile of presents in to add underneath the tree on the other side of the room.
“Indeed.” He says simply, smiling at the two fondly.
Diavolo grins, pulling MC into his lap gently, careful of the little friends on the floor. “Well, I’ll happily wear such title. What did you think of your morning greeting, my love?”
They smile and nuzzle their nose against his affectionately. “I loved it. It was adorable. Thank you, my love.”
“Good, I’m glad. It came to me a few days ago and I just couldn’t help myself.” He admits, kissing their cheek. “Now, why don’t we all have breakfast so that we can get to the main event?” He asks, looking between the two others with him, Barbatos walking over to sit at the table as well. Both of them give the enthusiastic ruler a nod, and a festive, cozy Christmas morning carries on.
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A/N: My twin helped me figure out what to do for this one after some brainstorming and I really like this, it's such a cute lil thing <3 I hope you enjoyed it!!
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Hello ~ I've been looking for an Omegaverse community and I found your blog while searching around! I'm a 27 y/o ( I know I'm old T.T) pansexual and would consider myself an Omega is Omegaverse was real lol... I've been feeling really isolated in my interests, so if you decided to create a new pack or server, I would love to know or be able to join! I couldn't figure out how to message, so I'm sorry this is through the ask tab!
This completely slipped through the cracks of my asks somehow, I'm so sorry 💀
But Yeah I do have an Omegaverse and Misce community server. Right here. If you still are around and would like to join, you're more than welcome.
Anyone actually that would like to join is welcome. Entering is a little bit of a hassle though, cause I am pedantic abt server rules, there's a whole verification system and shit, but I promise we're all cool people there, so it's worth joining!
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✨ski jumpers rating based on my experiences with them✨
ok ok so I got to meet quite a lot of ski jumpers in my life(i most likely still forgot about some) and decided to give you a ranking😂 this is based on my personal experiences only, if you had a different one then good for you! (or sorry that happened)
33. Johann Andre Forfang - very very every Norwegian fuckboy vibes, kinda has this ✨asshole✨ aura around him. Usually ignores most of the fans and doesn’t say a word. Idk how but my sister got to have a conversation with him😂 It’s a no from me tho
32. Stefan Kraft - if you know me you know I’m not his fan, I have like one pic with him bc I was waiting for someone else and he was taking pics with fans and looked at me expectedly🤣 (literally same experience I had with Pecco except pecco seems nicer) 31. Aleksander Zniszczol - not very fan service friendly lol he’d tell you he’ll come back to take pics and he never does🤣
30. Jakub Wolny - definitely not a guy who loves fan service, doesn’t talk much just… stands there lol
29. Timi Zajc - listen, you just had to be my mutual last season to know💀 my experience with him on a fan level isn’t bad, however I just can’t overlook the personal experience here
28. Artti Aigro - saw him doing a bit of a fan service but it kinda seemed forced for pr? not a bad experience, not a good one either. just eh, quick pic and that’s all
27. Fredrik Villumstad - only had brief interactions with him so I can’t say much but he seems nice
26. Jan Horl - shy, quiet but nice. Probably won’t speak much to you
25. Lovro Kos - awkward but definitely not a rude guy, just someone who doesn’t love the attention ig? We were talking at some point and I remember him being even more awkward than he is with fans lol so i guess that’s just his personality
24. Killian Peier - super nice! met him once but it was 10/10
23. Piotr Zyla - ehhh he’s not how you’d think he is based on interviews etc, he’d often ignore fans lol, not very talkative most of times but he’s not the worst!
22. Stephan Leyhe - he’s giving ✨shy✨ vibes but he’s nice!
21. Ryoyu Kobayashi - not the most talkative but I always assumed he would be more ignorant towards fans yet every time he stopped for me if I asked😅
20. Gregor Deschwanden - funny without even trying
19. Junshiro Kobayashi - first time I met him we literally bumped into each other😭😭 v v nice, was stalking my socials later lol 18. Benjamin Ostvold - I’d say he’s nice to fans, not very talkative tho, will definitely take a picture with you x we used to talk some time ago but he’s a norris fan and that’s a big no no
17. Gregor Deschwanden - he’s such a funny guy and jokes around
16. Manuel Fettner - he’s nice! Will try to take a picture with you even in a big crowd or on the street lol super kind dude
15. Niko Kytosaho - cute and nice, can’t say much more 14. Paweł Wąsek - I’m getting introvert vibes from that one lol but he’s nice tho and will find time for you, all depends on his mood
13. Antti Aalto - he’s SO nice🥹10/10 experience
12. Tate Frantz - another of my American kids😂 he’s a joker 11. Andrew Urlaub - one of my American kids, both him and Tate are so funny lol, we were joking with them a lot and people around us were like😐😐😐 I think he took a BeReal with my phone once😂
10. Marius Lindvik - funny guy lol, he’s always super sweet and nice, spoke to him on multiple occasions. He even took my bereal
9. Mackenzie Boyd-Clowes - weird to put him in the ranking when we’re close friends but he’s nice irl, just a bit awkward? lol
8. Karl Geiger - he’s giving introvert vibes but he’s a sweetheart! Like he’s always been so nice to me whenever I met him and I remember the first time he lowkey seemed surprised when I asked him for a picture?😭 protect him at all cost 7. Peter Prevc - a total sweetheart especially with kids🥹 got to meet him like 2-3 times and he was always so kind and patient
6. Andrzej Stękała - the one time I met him he was surrounded by so many fans😅 cute, nice and more chatty, wish I could get a chance to talk to him properly and yap about f1😂😂 5. Andreas Wellinger - there’s occasions where he’d only come to like 3 fans out of 50 lol but he was super nice to me every time! One time he was lowkey flirty with me🤣 oh and our pics are very cute (you know me, I'm his biggest simp but I also consider the way they treat other people, not just myself)
4. Adam Małysz - so so so nice! Similar vibes to Kamil, will climb up a hill and walk over a fence to get to fans🤣 and if you meet him on the street he’s also always gonna stop for you and have a little conversation always
Time for The Big Three now and trust me when I say it was the hardest to rank them but here we go: 3. Dawid Kubacki - man he is so kind and so polite AND he will stay there and talk to you and joke around. 10/10 person, super nice guy and always has time even if his results were a bit shit
2. Anze Lanisek - my POOKIE, my sweetheart, my angel. He’s gonna stay and talk to you and he’s also gonna stay for long time after the competition is over🥹 he ALWAYS finds time for fans
1. Kamil Stoch - my number one ALWAYS. I swear I’ve never seen anyone spend that much time with fans. He will stay for hours after the competition is over, ignore the security yelling at him and everyone to go home, he’s not leaving until everyone gets an autograph or a photo. He’s the biggest sweetheart I’ve ever met and you can tell he appreciates his fans. Like I always thought people saying they love their fans is bullshit until I met Kamil🥹
well, I guess that’s all. Again, that’s just my personal experiences and I’m not rating them based on skills, just based on how our meetings went! Feel free to agree or disagree lol
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Got Game? Haikyu edition !
Ranking Hiakyu characters on how good they are at hitting on people. Basically does your fave has rizz or nah?
A/n: there are sooo many haikyu characters so if I forgot your fave I'm sorry feel free to add them in wherever you want & if you disagree be nice about it or I'll bite you this took a long time there’s SO MANY OF THEM
33. Mad Dog
He’s scaring hoes. No explanation needed.
32. Aone
He was dead last until I remembered mad dog existed. He is scaring hoes as well. But like if someone could give him a chance I think he does have a good heart. He really needs to be introduced to someone or something, bc cold walking up to someone is never going to work for him I fear.
31. Ushijima
More intimidating that scary, but still makes people nervous. He’s just like super dry and has bad social skills. Does not know how to be flirty at all. He’s cute so I think on occasion there’s girls that want him enough to look past all that but honestly he will almost always strike out unless he has a wingman (Tendo) to help balance him out.
30. Sakusa
Bro is mean and grumpy. I also feel like he doesn’t really care for random hook ups anyway so he is not trying to pick up people a lot. On the occasion he does see someone he wants to approach, I just struggle to see him being flirty. Like you almost get the sense he is judging you when he’s talking to you. Which, to be fair, he probably is. He is another person who would benefit from having a wingman, though he won’t admit it. He’s getting past Ushijima by the skin of his teeth just because he isn’t as imposing.
29. Kita
Another one who I don’t see trying to approach too many people. I think he would come off as disinterested even if he did find you cute. Would probably try to flirt by asking weird philosophical questions. Does better than Sakusa bc his energy is slightly less intense.
28. Yamaguchi
He’s just too awkward. He gets super shy and flustered around anyone he thinks is cute. Sometimes gets lucky when he goes for someone who finds his shyness cute, but often is shit outta luck.
27. Tsukishima
Of course Tsukki and Yams are next to each other. Tsukki is another grumpy one, but not as intense as Sakusa. He too doesn’t approach too many people, but more than Kita or Sakusa would. I could totally see him being one of those dudes that relies on being tall for getting girls. Like he thinks he doesn’t have to try that hard since he is over 6 foot💀 I think he flirts by being mean but it comes off too mean or condescending at times. Definitely tries to be more selective with who he approaches though, won’t approach anyone he doesn’t think he has a good chance with.
26. Goshiki
Talks a big game in front of his friends, but gets really nervous in front of the person. Blushes like crazy and trips over his words. Can get past that at times, but flirting definitely doesn’t come as naturally to him.
25. Tendo
Tendo is fearless, which does help his success rate because he just will walk up to anyone he thinks is hot. Doesn't really get nervous at all. However, he is a little weird (I say that affectionately) so he's definitely not everyone’s cup of tea. Strikes out a decent amount bc of that, but honestly it doesn't really bother him at all. Will just move on to next one. He’s really just there for a good time.
24. Yamamoto
Gets very nervous around girls he thinks are hot. He gets loud when he is nervous which can freak people out. Tries his best, but either comes on really strong or really stiff. Sometimes can get past that if gets hyped up by his friends beforehand.
23. Kunimi
He’s okay at it. He’s quiet and a little snarky, which doesn’t alway connect well. I think if he is able to break the ice and get a conversation going, he has a good success rate. But if he isn’t able to get the person hooked into the conversation quickly, he fizzles out.
22. Asahi
He is like 50/50. He’s the guy who comes up to you and you get super excited because he’s cute, but he can fumble it. If he is in a nervous mood, it is really hard for him to get a convo going and be natural. Those days he is striking out more. If he is feeling confident that day, he has a really good success rate. Again, 50/50.
21. Oikawa
I know this is low but hear me out. Because girls were crazy over him in high school he really never had to try to get someone to like him. Therefore he really doesn’t have good skills in that area, especially when just approaching someone random. I think he would learn fairly quickly, but it would be a tough start.
20. Kenma
He’s kinda shy and doesn’t like approaching people bc he’s a lil lazy( but mostly nervous). However, he’s super smart and if he can figure out a way to get you to approach him, he’ll definitely do that. Can have trouble standing out to people since he is on the quieter side. But circling back to the smart thing, I think he is good at zeroing in on his type & what will get that person hooked on him. Definitely spends some time observing you before he makes a move. His success rate does go up a lot if he has a wingman, but he doesn’t NEED one like some people on this list.
19. Tanaka
He’s very similar to Yamamoto, but I think he is just a bit better at staying calm. Just a bit. Definitely is nervous to start& can come off a little strong at first, but if you give him a chance he’s able to show he’s a good, genuine guy. Also feel like if he is with a friend his success rate goes up like crazy. Like he doesn't need the wing man to intervene for him, it’s more like having his friend there makes him feel confident and takes away his nerves. This is why he is always begging Nishinoya to come out with him.
18. Matsukawa
Middle of the road guy. I feel like he is bad at opening conversation, which hurts him. However, if someone gives him a chance for a longer conversation he does a lot better.
17. Daichi
He’s not bad, but he’s also not amazing? Like I don’t really see him as someone who gets very nervous around people he finds cute. However, he’s not super flirty and can struggle to hold people’s interest if that makes sense? Just kinda mid tbh.
16. Koganegawa
He has like puppy dog vibes. He has a lot of fun flirting. I feel like he is a lil bit of an air head, so he doesn’t even realize he should be nervous. But since he has such positive, easy going vibes it’s super easy to talk to him. His down fall is that he can be a little too spacey and forget to follow through, ex forgets to ask for your number or tell you he thinks you’re cute.
15. Kageyama
He’s not super flirty either. But I feel like as he gets older he grows in confidence and gets better at approaching people. Let’s be honest them beautiful fucking blue eyes has him picking up most people he wants. His weakness is sometimes he’s too reserved and the other person thinks he’s not interested. Either than that a pretty solid success rate
14. Akaashi
Honestly bro is so fine he really doesn’t have to try that hard. Similar to kageyama in that he can struggle with coming off too aloof. Still, I think he’s super polite and engaging which makes him charming without even really trying
13. Lev
He also has some puppy dog vibes but I think he is more in control of it. Especially as he gets older he mellows out more. Being a professional model gave him a lot of confidence, but he still is a lil goofy on the inside, so it never comes off as cocky or anything. I could see him trying a little too hard to be suave at times that it works against him. Like it comes off a little disingenuous. But he’s a 6′4 model, he’s not struggling THAT hard to get numbers lets be real.
12. Nishinoya
He’s higher than Tanaka bc I think he comes off slightly less strong. Maybe it’s just because he’s small 💀. But he doesn’t feel intimidating even though he does come on strong. He’s able to do it in a way that’s very endearing. Also once he gets talking he’s able to reel himself in more. He’s also super funny which helps his success rate a TON.
11. Kuroo
Idk why but I can see him wanting to use like pick up lines 💀 like he thinks he’s being smoother than he really is. Kenma tells him he’s being a dork(which he is). He’s hot enough that most people will give him a chance, though. Once he gets past that he genuinely charming and doesn’t struggle to get someone’s number
10. Bokuto
Another one that can come on strong but in a way that works for him. I can deadass see him just walking up to someone and flat out telling them they’re gorgeous. And it feels so genuine(bc it is genuine) and not just like someone trying to get in your pants (even if he is trying to get in your pants). If he strikes out tho it totally kills his mood and it’s hard for him to recover.
9. Atsumu
He’s the opposite of bokuto where him calling you gorgeous sounds like he’s just trying to get in your pants 💀 but he is SUCH flirt oml. I think that can hurt him at times bc he’s laying it on a little too thick. But usually finds a good balance. Can charm the pants off most people if you give him enough time.
8. Aran
Solid flirter. Confident enough to approach you and make conversation without being overbearing. Chill and easy to talk to. Even if you don’t end up going out with him after, you still enjoy the talk you had. Also doesn’t make it weird if you decline him.
7. Sugawara
Suga is so good at getting your guard down. He’s just sweet and genuine you feel at ease with him (it’s those big brown cow eyes). So easy to talk to and is surprisingly funny. Plus when he tells you he works with kids it makes him seem even sweeter.
6. Terushima
And then we have to total opposite. Honestly he should be lower. He comes off strong to the point of being cocky but somehow makes it work. Let’s be honest it’s the tongue ring(he definitely makes suggestive jokes about it). I also hc that he’s super tatted as an adult. I think he does well because he’s superrrrr good at picking out the girls who would be into his vibe. Also like who doesn’t wanna hook up with a bad boy every now and then?
5. Hinata
Listen. This may be high but I truly believe Hinata has good game. So good that at times he doesn’t even realize the effect he is having. I think his favorite way to flirt is getting you to do something competitive with him. Has no issue walking up to you at the beach to ask if you wanna play volleyball with him or even just asking to play beer pong at a party. He doesn’t even really have to try once you agree because he is super good at everything he does (which is a turn on) and you have a lot of fun. Great at asking you on a date without even realizing you’re being asked. Like he’ll say you should go get something to eat after playing together and you immediately agree. Then you’re like wait a second... this is totally date. And you’re very happy about it.
4. Semi
I feel like we don’t know that much about his cannon personality, but he has such a cool vibe. Liken effortlessly cool so you’re naturally drawn to him. Plus he’s super good looking like come on. Really just knows how to curate his look. He’s someone expect to be a little mean but he’s actually a sweetheart. Has you head over heels in no time.
3. Osamu
Atsumu is punching the air rn. He’s got Atsumu’s confidence but is able to keep from being too much. Subtle flirt, but super good at it nonetheless. Loves flirting with costumers who come to his shop because it gets him extra tips but also you keep coming back to order shit just so you can talk to him more. He knows he’s got you right where he wants you. He gets soooo many numbers left on receipts and absolutely will call them if he liked you.
2. Suna
God. This man. He was born to flirt look at him!! He’s so fucking smooth. He’s sorta aloof but he is really able to work that to his favor. Definitely confident enough to just walk up to you and start a convo. He is a good talker but he almost doesn't need words??? Like he can just look at you a certain way and god you’re sweating (in the best way). Easily gets anyone he sets his sights on.
1. Iwaizumi
Iwaizumi has the best game idc. He’s equally hot and approachable. Has plenty of confidence but is never cocky. Truly has a kind, warm aura that makes you feel so comfy talking to him. He’s super smart and funny. Like you just feel like you’re having a conversation you don’t even realize he’s flirting with you but you’re absolutely developing a huge crush on him. The type you talk to and immediately feel like you’ve known him forever. He truly never strikes out. It’s a gift.
Bonus: Coach Ukai
It didn’t feel fair to compare Ukai to everyone bc he is a few years older and definitely more experienced but I couldn't leave him out. He has INSANE game. Like just look at him. He’s fine, a lil bit of a bad boy vibe, has a heart of gold (LOVES dropping in that he is a volunteer coach with kids). I think he would be sexy n fun flirt like it’s just too easy for him.
#why are there so many#haikyuu#haikyu#haikyu x reader#haikyu headcanons#haikyu scenarios#haikyu hcs#oikawa hcs#kuroo hcs#kenma hcs#bokuto hcs#hinata headcanons#kageyama hcs#atsumu headcanons#osamu headcanons#suna headcanons#iwaizumi headcanons
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i am neutral towards galladads (more so...towards no), but every so often i tangle with my personal takes (or what i'd love to see) and i wanna share. strap in, it's long. pt. 1
Ian doesn't push the thought of kids. They had a conversation about it after s11x12, but it took some time, it wasn't immediate. Basically, I think Ian relished the idea of being an uncle for a while. After all, it's always Mickey before anything.
They took care of Franny, Freddie (+upcoming kiddo), and Liam when they were asked to as favors. It subconsciously became this mental practice for them. Some unspoken tension kept rising, cause they felt the other was thinking the same thing but went unmentioned. Partially cause Ian decided not to press, and doing so meant breaking that threshold.
I think Mickey brought it up one day probably, Ian felt somewhat defensive at first, but since he always reminds Mickey about the importance of "communication," it'd bite him in the ass, so he gave in and spoke his truth. They had another conversation about it that ended in an agreement to see a "shrink." They started going, it was a deconstruction of years of trauma, fears, repressed emotions, y'know the drill.
Considering that they were between 25-27 when the show ended, I think they engaged in "intense" therapy for like 5-7 years maybe. Trying to talk through the bulks of it, for the purpose of parenting in the near future.
Through that time, they first contacted Debbie, had thoroughly researched artificial insemination (pls mickey thinking he would have to bang Debbie makes me cry 💀), had a lengthy talk with her. I haven't reached shameless far enough to know Debbie's character, but I think she probably gives them informed advice, a lot of "you guys sure you wanna do this??" And I don't think it stems from a place of objection, more so worry. I like to think she eventually caves in and accepts to help them when they're ready. She loves Ian, Ian loves Franny and Debbie (fuck JW for making it seem like he doesn't in s11) and Mickey and Debbie are besties.
(this is a huge reach but I ponder nonetheless) After thinking of Debbie, I think maybe Ian thinks of Mandy. I fully believe (like many other people) that Ian kept in touch with Mandy from time to time ever since she left, and at some point encouraged her and Mickey to reconnect. It's a slow process, but he knows both of them needed it and yearned for it deep down.
He breaks the news to her that they're gonna be parents at some point, sort of fills her in on the process and the years of therapy, gets Mickey to tell her anecdotes too or whatever. The thing is, at some point in the conversation, he yaps about how he has always wanted two, a boy and a girl (because Ian is a dork like that). That Debbie is only gonna do this once for now because...well that was the agreement, ofc, and he just doesn't wanna overwhelm Mick with two kids of their own even though that's what they practically baby sit.
Jokingly (at first), Mandy offers herself as a surrogate in case they aim for another kid. Ian sheepishly declines, that he couldn't ask her after everything she's been through, but Mandy reassures him that shit is different now. Times have changed, and that even though it's a big deal, she'd comply. Ian says he'll think about it, talk with Mick in case shit does happen as to not spook him. It was a pleasant talk.
He talks to Mickey and at first he doesn't know how to handle the thought of two kids, one of them from Mandy, and he almost feels like all this time in therapy could crumble down at the thought of Mandy being a surrogate. They have a long ass talk.
At the end Mickey affirms that he is open to the responsibility of two kids. The whole thing goes like Ian telling him he doesn't have to do this, that he's fine with just one and that he doesn't have to comply just because Ian would love two kids, and Mickey being like "all these years and you still don't get it through your thick skull that you ain't making me do anything I don't want to" (affectionately ofc). He reassures Ian that if he's making these decisions with him it's because he wants to, and he admits he owes a lot of it to that "shrink" they go to he's come to appreciate. It was a lovely conversation tbh and many fears and goals were shared between them.
#shameless#gallavich#ian and mickey#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#shameless us#gallavich headcanons#galladads#post canon#they'll be good dads#lots of therapy#but they'll pull through#ian x mickey#fluff#shameless s11 e12#s11e12#you're gonna be a great dad#gallavich meta
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Sooo I'm back... hi :)
I recently deleted my old account, henshin-4. Why? Yeah... lets just keep it to I kinda wanted to disappear. Depression episodes apparently hit harder when you've been feeling fine for a while, especially if it gets triggered by the one asshole who has been ruining your life for over 20 years and who you sadly have to share a house with in combination with, somehow, everything going wrong at the moment. I really thought my depression was gone, but Idk anymore. Maybe it is, maybe these last few weeks have just been extremely bad and unlucky but... it's been hard. I also left home which brings a little peace but where I am now isn't great either.
But anyway... you know, it didn't take long before I started to miss Tumblr so here I am again. A new account will have pros and cons. A pro would be that I am now hopefully rid of all those spam accounts that bothered me daily that I kept having to block, but a con would be that I will definitely miss my boop war badges, plus I lost all my mutuals, and my posts... I do hope to find you all again but I will be combing through the BUCK-TICK tag. I do hope you'll all recognize me (and that no one's mad at me 💀) as I had to find a new username, but at least it is similar to my old one (not using the same pics tho).
I may also be known for having a certain hatred for the BT fandom, but 95% of the BUCK-TICK fans I have found here on Tumblr in the recent past have been great. Of course, every fandom has it's trash, but on this site you'll also find treasure, and you all are that treasure.
Anyway, for those who don't know me, which will surely be the vast majority, let me re-introduce myself.
My name, well feel free to call me Rae.
I am 27 years old.
My favorite band is BUCK-TICK and once I will be posting and reblogging regularly again, you WILL be able to tell ;) I might even repost some of my old account's posts cause why not, they are my posts after all :P
I also love other bands, such as Der Zibet, Dead End, Creature Creature and Vaniru.
I also really really REALLY enjoy side and solo works of my favorites, such as Sakurai Atsushi's solo album, The Mortal, Schwein, ISSAY's solo album, PhI, Hamlet Machine, ISSAY meets DOLLY, even KA.F.KA's few songs, MORRIE's solo work and his recently started new band with 2 songs, Godland, and I also really love Masami Tsuchiya's solo work. I still have to properly check out his old band, Ippu-Do. Other than them I also occasionally listen to Soft Ballet, who I really have to get into again.
My top 3 favorite vocalists, which you may also recognize me by, is:
1. Sakurai Atsushi.
2. Hoshino Hidehiko.
3. ISSAY.
I am also a gamer, some of my fave game (series) are: Saints Row, Payday, Phasmophobia, Ghost Exile, This Is A Ghost, Demonologist, GTA 4, Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing, Baldur's Gate 3, and a lot more games of similar genres. I can't even remember them all as I barely play anything lately (no PC since a while)
Anyway, let me also do some self advertisement cause no one else will do it hehe. So I am also a fanfic author, I mainly write BUCK-TICK/Der Zibet fics but may eventually expand to more fandoms.
For now, you can find my BT+ fics here:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nameless_Me/works
I mainly write Atsushi x Issay but have also done Atsushi x Imai, Atsushi x reader and Atsushi x Toshiya (on request) and for the future I also plan to write Atsushi x Hide(hiko), Issay x reader, maybe a threesome somewhere, and all BT members (separately) x reader (since I'm also working on a BT dating simulator, but I will also need a PC to finish that)
I also run a Discord server for all J-Rock related things which also functions as an archive for many bands which you can add to if you want to (just gotta ask for access first so I can give you a channel to work in). The archive so far is mostly links for quick access.
Activity is not required, but it is appreciated. We can also host events here where we can watch tours together. The server isn't very active, but maybe you'll find something here anyway.
It also contains my music drive folder which has edited music files of many artists to keep consistency so all songs are the same volume and quality. I work with 128 kbps (small files, won't take much space), 44100 hz (high quality), and 91.5 db (overall more quiet than newly ripped files BUT this matches Spotify's normal volume so they match well as local Spotify files.)
Of course, you can also join to just talk about music and meet people. Racism, sexism, homo/transphobia, ableism etc NOT allowed, but that should be the norm anyway.
Anyway, glad to be back and I will try to stay positive. As long as I have BT, there is something to be happy about. I almost gave up on them too, but that's not their fault, everything was just going to shit for me and still is tbh but I'll do anything for BT.
Also I've been clearing out my gallery since it was a mess so I barely have any BT pics anymore, but I'll just use the pics I used to decorate my new account to decorate this post a bit as well :)

Well, as I said, I hope to find all my old mutuals again and that you all recognize me. Sorry for the sudden deactivation :(... and that I said BT wouldn't give a shit about me, cause they would, they care about all their fans, and that's why I care about them. They are such great people :)

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Can we get more crumbs of Hibakana please please!!
Ask and you shall receive anon!!! Thank you for dropping by (--again! if ur the previous anon sdjhvshfvsh) Sorry it took a while, I wanted to time it for Kana's birthday hehehe 🥰🥰💜✨ Anyway, here's another ship chart for them plus some ramblings!
The song in the chart is Hibana (Spark) by DE//CO*27, and I mainly imagine this song for their relationship during Daily Life Arc, mostly in Hibari's POV. Besides that, I do have a Kana POV song that's also by DE//CO*27, which parallels Hibana, and it's Ghost Rule. I'm one of those believers who think these two songs actually communicate with each other, one from each person in the relationship.
We actually even considered this song when thinking of the ship name for them, just look at Sou and I's chat around the time when its abt to be New Year 2022 at the ungodly hour of 12-1AM hahahaha (we're finalizing ship names for both hibari/kana and tsuna/kurumi here btw)
Back then, it was only to reference the song title itself. But turns out, their relationship also fits oddly so perfectly with the lyrics. I shit you not when I say I can do a dissection of the lyrics on how it fit them sdjfbhsdfsf
Other Notes
The Dialogue in the Balloons - Yeah...💀
PDA, Jealousy, Clingy - There's definitely little to no PDA and if there is, it's probably subconscious. But as mentioned before, they're both very private people. Same with jealousy and clinginess. Though, it's still something I'm investigating 🫡🫡🫡 so far I'm observing little to none from these crazy animals.
Who Confesses First - Explained here.
Who was the First Kiss - Sorry bruh, I also legit do not 100% know yet. What would be more interesting? lmao They're very elusive and are always bonking each other when I stalk them inside my brain hahahaha we'll get there when we get there!
Slow Burn - It's usually painful, but it's very fun for them! Sometimes, I feel like it's also a good amount of my brain coping for the BL ships that I have in shou/nen series that are written in a super slowburn way or have insane "its in the subtext" dynamics but will actually never end up together. I find those types of pairings in itself charming too, I go into those ships already assuming that it will sink but I still have fun.
Together Forever (?) - I can't fully choose this because they aren't even ""together"" you know???? 🤣🤣🤣 but they kinda still are in a way???
Insane AU Potential - I've always had fun putting them in a few AUs before, but I only fully realized their insane potential for AUs when Dee told me about it and my brain is like 🤯🤯🤯 The main story is still being worked on right now, but we're going to AU territory in the future too!
Snapshots/Rare Down Time - Something about them is so winter-coded. I have like two more wips of these two in winter-themed art.
#khr#khre#khr oc#khr ocs#oc#oc ask#ninomiya kanako#hibari kyoya#hibakana#einchart#queue i can't put into words#thank you anon for prompting me to yap more about hibakana#i love talking abt them bc its one of the parts of kana so far that i can talk about without risk of spoiling too much ahahaha#i love filing out romantic ship charts for them too bc i always end up going ?????? does this apply ????? not sure ?????
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