#as he is

[lanwangjihouse]

[sunriseabram]

Summary:

He was fire. He was rage. He was everything Andrew wished he could be. Something about Neil was more than Andrew deserved. He had nothing to give Neil but the broken pieces of himself, and that was not enough.

Or

Andrew is self-destructive. Neil leaves. // My gift for this year's @aftg-mixtape exchange! Please go and check it out if you’re interested :D

[devourcr]

people are theorizing that sam is santino and ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. don't hurt me this way.

[illiana-mystery]

This old HBO adult cartoon asked the age old question...

What if Horvath was a sassy, cutthroat chairman of a mega-corporation instead of a sexy, evil sorcerer?

[sideshow-cellophane-blog]

He goes everywhere with me :) There is something comforting about having a friend with you out and about.

- He likes chilling near windows and judging other people with me

- Sassy as shit

- Yes he has a Lupin to come home to but no Goe yet :( Still looking for a relatively cheap one but they're RARE

- Enjoys cooking and being part of one-sided conversations

- Hard-headed. Literally. Refuses to give up his hat and will die for it. Also literally. It's attached to all of his replacement expressions.

- Watches crime shows with me (Narcos currently)

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night)

[sadclowncentral]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[wolfythewitch]

jesus in the hades art style

[scramratz]

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[girldraki]

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog