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cardo-de-comer · 4 months ago

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the devil you know

#art #oc #yourenotsupposedtobehere #ynstbh #sooo good news - i have a script; bad news - now i need to make an actual game (hard)#honestly Imri looks no less chthonic than his ethereal companions

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fanaticalthings · 8 months ago

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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect #and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this #gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire #the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao #the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID #social media au #the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok #bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform #batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad #bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #lex luthor #stephanie brown #batfamily #damian wayne #tim drake #batkids #batfam #batbros #batman #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded #texts #fanatical posting

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gunsatthaphan · 3 months ago

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mr. thanawat, I can't help you anymore 😔

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gothamite-rambler · 2 months ago

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Talia walked over to Damian, her expression a mix of playful reprimand and maternal affection. After a brief pause, a smile broke on her face as she scooped up her ten-year-old son, wrapping him in a warm embrace and showering him with kisses. Damian barely had time to react before he found himself trapped in his mother’s affectionate onslaught, overwhelmed by the scent of her strong perfume.

Damian (embarrassed): I’d rather be stuck in an elevator with Clayface than deal with this… this is my life now. Why is she so smothering?

Talia (ignoring her son's complaining): Shush, let me love you, my sweet tifl! I haven't seen you in three months and this is me being better then my awful, awful, awful father.

Ra's Al Ghul (smoking from a cigarette): I am the reason you stopped being insane after what Nyssa put you through, but sure put the blame all on me.

Damian thrashed his legs in a vain attempt to escape while reaching out to his grandfather for help.

Damian (begging): Grandpa, help!

Ra's Al Ghul: Nope. She once kicked me in the crotch with a heel when I tried to scold her parenting. Bruce, you wanna give it a shot?

Bruce simply walked away, not saying a word. Faced with the relentless affection of his mother, Damian groaned as Talia continued to shower him with kisses.

Talia: You should be happy to have such a strong, powerful, highly skilled, and sweet woman as your momma!

Damian let out a dramatic whine, but he resigned himself to her embrace, knowing this was just part of being her son. For now, he was at her mercy.

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bunnieswithknives · 3 months ago

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OH MY GOD??? HAS IT SERIOUSLY BEEN A MONTH????? I am so sorry guys

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#fop #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop nature au #fop dev #fop dale #dev dimmadome #dale dimmadome #art #digital art #fanart #comic #GODD I DIDNT MEAN TO TAKE THAT LONG OF A BREAK #the next pages are done but since I posted the first 2 as a batch I decided to keep it consistent #the next two pages are already done though I promise!!!! You will not have another wait like that #wugh what was I even going to say about these pages I need to keep a commentary of my thoughts while I write these #Ill be honest the script for these pages went in a way different direction than I was planning LOL but I like it #As awful of a dad as Dale is I do think he has legitimate issues around the idea of someone taking Dev from him/dev being kidnapped #because of what Vicky did to him the idea of Dev being kidnapped makes him feel legitimately nauseous #unfortunately that doesnt always stop him from being a reckless awful parent #but it is part of the reason he would never hire a human caretaker for Dev. somethin.. something. bad experience with a babysitter...#another thing about Dale is that generally he is very... blunt with Dev. For better and for worse.#He WILL give Dev compliments if he thinks what he did was praise worthy. And he'll just as easily say something awful. if he thinks it true #more on that in upcoming pages...

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thriftybruce · 3 months ago

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Until the mountains crumble to the sea

Extra Doodle Below the Cut and Script:

Script:

Page 1:

Fiddleford: O' c'mon stop fussin' you big ol' lug! It ain't that big of a deal...

'Sides, you kept complaining 'bout how your shoulder was actin' up all day!!

Stan: Well yeah! But I always lead...

Fiddleford: There! Isn't this much better?

Stan: Hmm.

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Fiddleford: Stan.

Stan: Yeah?

Fiddleford: Who sings this song again?

Stan: Uhm...Oh! Uh Cass Elliot! Yeah, Cass Elliot...

Fiddleford: Ah. Well...she sounds lovely...

This is a nice night.

Stan: Yeah.

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(There is no written dialogue for this page. The only written portions are the lyrics, which eventually fade out.)

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Fiddleford: Stan, are you crying?!

Stan: Yes! Er- I mean no! I mean maybe? I'm sorry! The song got to me! Curse you Cass Elliot! You and your delightful singing!

#gave fidds clothes based on ones i have irl (its a green button up with tree imagery embroidered on the collar/pocket :)))#love drawing small moments of intimacy it's my favorite thing EVER!!#drawing the mundane is my way of giving my highest honors to certain characters #okay im writing this after drafting my script and I did not need to make it this depressing omg. my bad everyone :'0 #Rest assured the halloween illustration will make up for it ITS SO WHIMSICAL :^D #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddlestan #gravity falls #thriftybruce's makings #bruce's recs

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kasdim · 4 months ago

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Working late...

#cassandra dimitrescu #resident lover #I wanted to do a thing where Cassandra goes into a cult after a bad ending and then writes scripts for each loop.#But I have to write the text on paper.#And it's too difficult for me.#and the fact that I'm writing this text in a translator doesn't help :')#I might start calling every artist wizard #because idc how to draw you all talented witches

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lucabyte · 6 months ago

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A belief in Nominative Determinsim

#mira & isa sitting at the other side of the room: oh that cannot be a healthy rationalisation. someone should deconstruct that QUICKLY...#change's strongest soldiers VERSUS one guy echo chambering themselves about a susperstition-based retributive model of the world. GO!!!#isat spoilers #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #sloops #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #lucabyteart #hey look now. this is softer than usual isnt it? ignore the. ignore the subtle damnation of blame unto the self. its fine. theyre fine #this is in fact a slight adaptation of that headcanon of mine i linked! yep! turns out the way to comic-ise it was to. make it like #90% speech bubble and get kinda weird with the formatting. it's clunky and experimental but hey. im experimenting.#the next ones gonna have even more fucking speech bubbles if it goes how im planning. christ #then its gonna get followed up with something wordless so. all things in perfect balance.#DISCLAIMER: i like to write loop and siffrin displaying the maybe not so great logic-holes their seeming fear of 'retribution for not #sticking to (the script) what the universe intends for them' entails. i do not agree with their weird philosophising.#i in fact think this is . bad for them. and am exploring how fucking unhealthy their mindset seems to be even when 'mundane'#OCD siffrin real as hell whats with the doing arbitrary actions in specific ways lest Something Nebulously Bad Happen little dude?#anyway if you caught the extremely blunt symbolism of kissing a hand with a knife in it you win a prize! it's called self-satisfaction 🎉🎉#hmm. do people realise i kept calling this type of back and forth between siffrin and loop a socratic dialogue bc socrates was also just #arguing with himself? like he was just making up the other guys. complete thought experiment. i also call them that because theyre WORDY!!!

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supermassivebutthole · 7 months ago

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things in the twilight script that made me laugh

#twilight #i was dying reading the first half of this script #its honestly so funny and even tho its my favorite movie ever i think catherine fucked us up a little bit #the say it/heroin/sparkle/lion+lamb scene is still very bad tho

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thekittyokat · 9 months ago

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

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onenightbreak · 4 months ago

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do you think siffrin overheard someone talking about the craftology traits of piercing craft and just completely internalised it

#i love the isat script project. so easy to accidentally lose half an hour to brainrot #all i was looking for was the bad touch script and i ended up on the candle room page making this realisation #isat spoilers #in stars and time #wren.exe

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mafuyuakgae · 10 months ago

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kanade's gift

#my art #prsk #mafuyu asahina #kanade yoisaki #yeah idk i dont even want to watermark this #huh this is kinda me rn. grasshopper script so bad it makes u call a crisis hotline

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k3n-dyll · 14 days ago

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Oh look, they did the thing

#lesbian #wlw #☆kennie's rambles #tiktok ban #the trump dick riding is insane and like...unprofessional as fuck lowkey #i hate that people are gonna fall for this shit #nigga couldnt wait a full 24 hours before concluding his script #he wants to be seen as a hero so bad its giving loser #i dont even wanna get on the app rn cus ik its gonna be dumbasses talkin 'bout "he saved tiktok!' like bffr

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gothamite-rambler · 16 days ago

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Talia (singing, talking to Jason on her phone): Have you forgotten the lessons I taught you? He's still a threat until he's dead! Finish it.

Batman (connecting the dots): Are you the reason he does that?!

Talia: What are you talking about?

Ra's Al Ghul (smoking): Yes. I have a bunch of videos of them singing together.

Batman snatched the phone away making Talia angry and almost made Ra's attack, but Talia held up her hand to stop him.

Batman: Don't!

Jason (raising his sword for the kill but stopping himself): Oh shit, you're here too.

Talia: I enjoy musicals as well, what of it?

Batman: I knew it! WHY DO YOU ENCOURAGE HIM!

Ra's (in Arabic): La tasrakh ealayha! (Don't yell at her ass!)

Batman (speaking back in Arabic): Autlub minha 'an tatawaqaf ean altaathir ealaa abni! (Tell her to stop influencing my son!) Yeah I learned the language, jackass!

Ra's wanted badly stab the man, but walked off in a huff.

Talia: Don't blame me for him being a talented singer.

Talia held up her hand and walked off ending the conversation.

Batman (into the phone): Don't kill him!

Jason: But... I wanted to. I had a song for it and everything.

Batman (regrettably singing): What good would killing do? When mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use. The blood we shed, it never dries. Is this what it means to be a warrior of the mind? I hated all of that, but I'm doing it for you, remember that!

Damian on the other hand clapped making his father more embarrassed.

Jason: The bastard sung to make me stop. Damn it, fine.

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byhuenii · 14 days ago

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FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU a generational talent who’s ego was through the roof. He knew he was good and he knew his worth, he knew he wasn’t meant for the midfield battles. He was meant to be in the front, the best of the best.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who in his rookie year was signed a 3 year contract with SCUDERIA FERRARI. Taking up the number 95. Not because it was his favorite but rather because of lightning McQueen. Yes. Mister KACHOW himself.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU was quickly given the nickname ‘honored one’ by the media and fans. Earned from his speed his charisma and his on track strategies, he had everything that qualified him to be generational and the so called honored one

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who’s ego was high but never belittled those under him, he only encouraged he wanted competition. His battles with Geto Suguru was one for the books, a friendly rivalry

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU despite multiple rumors of him being a playboy and never settling he just never found the one until he met you at the local farmers market in his hometown, very much on ‘accident’ (as if he hasn’t been stalking you ever since shoko brought you to the paddock at the Australia Grand Prix)

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU was mutual with the idea of keeping you two’s relationship on a low, he knew how insane people were online and didn’t want you dealing with the hate—and plus he got to keep you to himself for longer. You still came to many of the races under the disguise of being both Suguru Shoko and Satoru’s friends.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU got beyond frustrated with the team when they kept switching up the strategies ruining his race pace—in fear he has lost his championship to Suguru twice. He’s won the team constructors championship but at the cost of his own.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who is forever grateful for you being there to comfort him when he was at the lowest point ever since he lost twice. You being there encouraging him was all he needed

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who resigned with Ferrari for another 3 years so he could secure that championship. Even if the car was shit he was going to win that cup and beat Suguru.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU (with your permission) finally went public with you after 1 year of dating. He had won the ITALY (imola) Grand Prix ; the first thing he does after he gets out the car is celebrate with his team but he made sure to give you the wettest kiss on the lips with a cheeky grin

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who calls you his goodluck charm and before every race he has at least 15 minutes of privacy with just you and him wrapped in each others warmth as you whispered sweet inspirational words and the words ‘I love you’ to him.

♡ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ౨ৎ ‧₊ .ᐟ Gossip girl here.

I was thinking of making this into a series. . .I put my two loves together and KABLAM!!!! It’s like 4 am but I’ll sleep on it and think about it later (for sure I will). You know you love me. . .

XOXO gossip girl 💋ིྀ

#gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru headcanons #jjk gojo x y/n #i need that man so bad idcccc #w.riting ‹𝟹 ‎scripts #gojo x reader #gojo satoru blurb #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo satoru one shot #gojo satoru fluff #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru imagine #i needed this f1 and jjk crossover.#f1 driver gojo satoru #:3 #I made this at 4 am leave me alone

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annabelle--cane · 2 months ago

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it's getting bad again, guys. check in on your friends. recently I've been actively contemplating becoming a video essayist.

#not only have I opened up a google doc but I've actually outlined a script. with academic references. this is bad this is so bad.#marina marvels at life

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