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Different anon, i also believe that jensen is kinda accepting his fate , i mean i think a revival is an improbable scenario now or even in few years. Things are what they are , he tried to correct the course with TW and it didn't work well so SPN is mostly finished, notice that everyone is talking less enthusiastically about reboot or anything similar, jensen mentioned season 16 but it was kinda a sad breath. Honestly i think jensen is coping. And agree with with you, maybe jensen from j2 panels is his most hard acting job , j/k no offense.
i'm a little more hopeful about a revival! i think they're just a bit bummed it's taking longer than they'd hoped
and maybe that's delusional of me but imo it's a better way of coping than jensen's in that case adfjsd
also that last comment cracked me up lmao
#okay last ask about this today folks i'm getting really sleeby#as always yall still welcome in dms!
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Stars Align 3
No tag lists. Do not send asks or DMs about updates. Review my pinned post for guidelines, masterlist, etc.
Warnings: this fic will include dark content such as age gap, manipulation, power imbalance, dubcon/noncon and other possible triggers. My warnings are not exhaustive, enter at your own risk.
This is a dark!fic and explicit. 18+ only. Your media consumption is your own responsibility. Warnings have been given. DO NOT PROCEED if these matters upset you.
Summary: Steve Rogers was one of the biggest stars of Hollywood’s Golden Era. For years, his disappearance from the spotlight has been a mystery, that is until he walks right into your life. (Old Hollywood AU/1960s AU)
Characters: silverfox!Steve Rogers, reader is named ‘Satyr’ for clarity
Note: A longer chapter for yall.
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Satyr
You keep your foot from fully touching the ground. It’s cold and grimy in some spots. Your caution gives your gait an uneven affectation.
The men lead you through the city, your inner compass spinning as your eyes skitter all around. You nearly collide with Sam as he turns and opens a door. A bell above rings and he waves you inside. Your toe hits the lip of the step and Steve catches your arm swiftly, keeping you from toppling forward.
You thank him as he squeezes then lets go, retracting his hand as if branded by the touch. You smile over your shoulder as you enter the din of the restaurant. It’s mostly empty and the lighting is low. A juke box glows against the wall near the end of the bar and several tables are set out across the dining room.
“Gene,” Sam calls out, “where’s that bar boy? He up for making a dollar?”
“Oliver,” the man behind the counter calls over his shoulder as he wipes the surface. “Get on out here.”
A skinny adolescent shuffles out from the door behind the large man. Sam strides up as he reaches into his jacket. You linger close to Steve as your eyes wander around. The man on a stool at the end of the bar glances at your shoeless foot. You wiggle your toes as the famed dancer beside you steps closer, almost protectively so.
“Honey, what’s your shoe size?” Sam says as he unfolds several bills.
You give your size and he repeats it to the kid, holding out the bills. “Go, get her some nice shoes. Something with polish,” he demands. “Get back her fast enough, and I’ll add a few extra, huh?”
“Thanks, Mr. Wilson,” the kid, Oliver perks up. “I’m on it.”
Sam chuckles and turns back to you and Steve. He tilts his head and a light nudge directs you away from the bar. Sam claims the table in the corner, placing his hat beside him as Steve pulls out a chair and waits for you to sit before he does the same.
You still can’t believe any of this is real. You smile and subtly pinch your arm. Wake up.
“Right, so, while we wait for your shoes,” Sam begins and signals over at the bar, “let’s get to business. First lesson, move fast or go nowhere.”
“Sam,” Steve crosses his arms atop the table and leans on them.
“By all means, you do the talking,” Sam pulls out his cigarette case and Steve tuts. He puts it away without taking one out and huffs. “I’m merely an agent. I get paid whether it’s me or you.”
You glance over at Steve shyly and flutter your lashes. You can barely look at him. It’s just so absurd. It’s him! The star of Red Stripes and Called To Duty. Despite the years, he is just as brilliant off-screen as on-screen.
“We got a script, we got backing, we want to do a film,” Steve begins.
“I’m sure it’s no secret that musicals aren’t exactly in demand anymore. Ginger’s more into dramas now, and a bit above what we’re looking for.” Sam intones as another man approaches; this one slender and as tall as a lamp post. He flips the mugs on the saucers in front of you and pours coffee in each. “Bad timing but there’s a vision.”
“It’s not over.” Steve insists.
“Sure fooled me and everyone else,” Sam counters.
You peek between them with a wordless gape, struggling to keep up.
“Alright, let’s give the money back to Stark,” Steve retorts.
“Calm down, I’m teasing,” Sam lifts his mug and blows the steam away. Steve hooks his fingers through the handle of his but doesn’t drink. You don’t really drink coffee. “Look, as much as my man wants to make the offer right now, our producer requires things done in an orderly manner. Now, we’ve seen you dance, we heard you sing. We can clean that up, but we’ll need to do a reading and screen test--”
“Screen test?” You echo. “Are you... are you asking me to audition? For a movie?”
Sam chuckles and Steve drags his fingertip around the brim of his cup. Then he lifts his hand and examines the lines of it, curling his fingers, then stretching them again. He opens his palm and rubs it with his other. It’s a nervous gesture you wouldn’t expect of someone like him.
“Well, I never even been on stage until today,” you giggle. “That’s... that’s-- is this a joke? One of those big city funnies?”
Sam snorts and shakes his head. Steve shifts beside you. “I don’t got the time to waste on jokes.”
“Forgive him. He’s a bit grim,” Sam says. “Look, we’re looking at a revival. It’s more than a movie. We’re bringing the golden era back.”
“Oh, oh,” you swing your legs beneath the chair. “And you want me? But—I mean, I got a call back tomorrow morning.”
“As a backup dancer, honey. We’re offering you the starring role, so long as you look just as good on a camera,” Sam explains.
“I know, I know, sir. Thank you, I’m mighty grateful for that. I just—I don’t know if I should believe it. My ma always said I got lost in the clouds.” You flick your thumb nervously against your other hand.
“That’s good. That’s what we need. Actresses these days don’t wanna put in that work. They want a stand-in to do all that with some fancy camera work.” Sam argues.
“Come to the studio. Just for a dance. See how it feels,” Steve suggests.
Sam gives him a look you can’t decipher, “forgive him. He’s the creative type. He’s all about the emotion, that’s why I’m here. And to be honest, I don’t know if I can handle sitting through a hundred auditions with this one.”
Steve growls in warning.
“Well, I... I suppose I could try. Nothing wrong with that. I mean, I came all the way here just for the audition today.” You shrug.
“Came all the way to New York? From where?” Steve asks.
“Ah, way out in the country. My only audience was Mr. Shawnessy’s cows.”
Sam laughs again. He sure finds everything amusing.
The tall man reappears and lays out paper menus. You sit back and thank him. When he goes you look down and try not to show your reaction to the prices. It’s not very expensive for most, but for you, you don’t have a penny to spare. The coffee you have no interest in will be enough of a gouge.
“Mm, starving,” Sam leans forward to brows the menu, “how about you?”
“Just thirsty. Think I might just have some water,” you smile without another look at the paper.
“The Monte Cristo is great,” Steve offers. “Dancing always gave me an appetite.”
“No, really, I’m--”
Grrgghghhghg. Your stomach roars in direct contrast to your insistence. You cringe and sheepishly look down. You push your shoulders up.
“Really, I had a roll with butter on the bus. I’m fine.”
“My treat,” Sam proclaims. “You don’t think we’re gentlemen? We don’t let a lady pay for her own plate.”
“No, please, you can’t,” you exclaim and clap your hands. “Really, it’s fine.”
“You keep saying that but your stomach sounds like a thunderstorm,” Sam scoffs.
“I’ll eat at the station. I don’t wanna spend your money.”
“First time I heard a woman say so,” Sam chortles and ignores you a he signals again.
“Station? Thought you had a call back,” Steve remarks flatly.
“Well, er, yeah, I was gonna stay there since... since I didn’t expect--”
“Sleeping at the station? No way. Not the next co-star of Steve Rogers,” Sam snips as the tall man once more approaches, “Winston, monte cristos for the table. Side of fries with each, and some of your chocolate cake. Betsy always made the best slices.”
“Thank you,” you put your hands to your cheeks and lean on your elbows. “Promise, I’m really not pathetic.”
“We all start somewhere,” Steve assures you. “I was hemming dresses and building sets when I started. Just a skinny kid hiding behind the curtains.”
“He likes to say so,” Sam harrumphs. “But look at him now.”
You smile as your cheeks burn and you chew your lip. Your stomach rolls over again as the smell of coffee makes you nauseous. You can’t wait to call your ma and tell her all about it.
Steve
Steve walks beside her, trying not to stare, even as his eyes move on their own to spy her from the corners. She walks with a limp as she tries not press her sole to the cold pavement. He battles with the urge to pick her up and keep her off the dirty street. That feels too much.
Sam stops in front of Gene's and opens the door. She stops short as Steve does the same, nearly squashing her between their bodies. She turns at the tinkle of the bell and takes the other man's wordless invitation inside. She trips over the threshold and without a thought, he grabs her arm to keep her upright.
The touch wraps his hand in fire. Her warmth seeps into him and it's like he's been electrified. He squeezes as the flames flick up over his face and he lets her go as she turns to smile over her shoulder. Another scalding lash across his chest.
He's afraid of how just a flash of her eyes can make him want to tap his toes. He shouldn't feel that way. He barely knows her. He doesn't know her.
He lowers his hand to his hand an wiggles his fingers. He's impressed. He was quick. He might still have it after all. His reactions are there, but what about the rhythm.
"Gene," Sam calls to the owner, "where's the bar boy? He up for making a dollar?"
The man calls for his son as he drags a cloth over the bar.
Steve doesn't hear his next words as Satyr stays close to him. He can tell she's anxious. He would be too. He can tell she isn't from around here. Mostly, because he is. This place is in his veins, even if he tried to drain it out.
Steve looks down at it then notices another glancing in her direction. He moves closer. She speaks and he winces. The kid takes the money as he thanks Sam and rushes out to find some shoes for her naked foot.
Sam turns and Satyr remains, hypnotised by the scene before her. Steve gently taps her arm and she follows them to a table. He's sure to remember the lessons his mother taught him all those years ago and pulls out her chair. She sits and he does the same, his grip lingering on the back of her chair for just a moment.
She looks dreamy as she runs her hand up one sleeve. She pinches herself but he doesn't mention it. He needs to stop staring.
"Right, so, while we wait for your shoes, let's get to business. First lesson, move fast or go nowhere," Sam chirps and lifts his hand towards the bar.
"Sam," Steve crosses his arms and puts them on the table.
"By all means, you do the talking." Sam takes out his silver cigarette case but just as quickly puts it back as Steve clears his throat. "I'm merely an agent. I get paid whether it's me or you."
She looks over at Steve and he tries not to flinch. She's shy, starstruck. He usually hates that but it makes him feel fuzzy when she tries not to stare.
He steadies himself before he speaks, "we got a script. We got backing, we want to do a film."
“I’m sure it’s no secret that musicals aren’t exactly in demand anymore. Ginger’s more into dramas now, and a bit above what we’re looking for." Sam adds as Winston comes to pour the coffee. “Bad timing but there’s a vision.”
"It's not over," Steve asserts.
"Sure fooled me and everyone else."
Steve sneers at Sam's smart mouth, "Alright, let's give the money back to Stark."
“Calm down, I’m teasing,” rasies his cup. Steve loops his finger through the handle of his as he tries not to fidget. There's a lot riding on this, that's it. That's why he can't sit still.
Sam continues, “Look, as much as my man wants to make the offer right now, our producer requires things done in an orderly manner. Now, we’ve seen you dance, we heard you sing. We can clean that up, but we’ll need to do a reading and screen test--”
"Screen test?" She utters. "Are you... are you asking me to audition? For a movie?"
She makes it sound glamourous again. She makes Steve excited. His dread fades away with her hopeful tones. He remembers when he was once like her, but he knows better than to believe that feeling. He wants to save her from the same disappointment. Maybe he found her so he could do just that.
Sam laughs as Steve circles the rim of his mug, his hand still tingling. He peels his hand away and opens it, looking at the lines and the markings of his age. He balls his fist then splays his fingers wide. He can't shake the tickle under his skin. The same hand he caught her with...
"Well I never been on stage until today," she confesses and trills with laughter. “That’s... that’s-- is this a joke? One of those big city funnies?”
Sam snorts and shakes his head. Steve doesn't want to laugh at her. "I don't got the time to waste on jokes, he assures.
"Forgive him. He's a bit grim. Look, we're looking at a revival. It's more than a movie," Sam expounds, "we're bringing the golden era back."
"Oh, oh," she hums in her seat. "And you want me? But-- I mean, I got a call back tomorrow morning."
“As a backup dancer, honey. We’re offering you the starring role, so long as you look just as good on a camera,” Sam coaxes. It's a good thing he's talking because Steve might just get on his knees.
“I know, I know, sir. Thank you, I’m mighty grateful for that. I just—I don’t know if I should believe it. My ma always said I got lost in the clouds.” She screws her thumb into her hand as she speaks.
“That’s good. That’s what we need. Actresses these days don’t wanna put in that work. They want a stand-in to do all that with some fancy camera work.” Sam insists.
“Come to the studio. Just for a dance. See how it feels,” Steve offers. He needs her to try. Just one dance, he knows it will work.
Sam narrows his eyes in Steve's direction before he pipes up again, “forgive him. He’s the creative type. He’s all about the emotion, that’s why I’m here. And to be honest, I don’t know if I can handle sitting through a hundred auditions with this one.”
Steve sighs.
“Well, I... I suppose I could try. Nothing wrong with that. I mean, I came all the way here just for the audition today.” She bounces her shoulders giddily.
“Came all the way to New York? From where?” Steve wonder aloud.
“Ah, way out in the country. My only audience was Mr. Shawnessy’s cows.” She chimes.
Sam laughs once more. Satyr squirms and Winston returns with menus. She thanks the waiter and gives a quick peek to the menu. Her jaw firms and she looks up evasively. She hasn't even reached for the coffee.
“Mm, starving, how about you?” Steve drawls.
“Just thirsty. Think I might just have some water,” she smiles.
“The Monte Cristo is great,” Steve suggests. “Dancing always gave me an appetite.”
“No, really, I’m--” she begins.
Grrgghghhghg. Her stomach undergirds her protest. She shrinks down in embarrassment. Steve's heart twinges. He's been there.
“Really, I had a roll with butter on the bus. I’m fine.” She says.
“My treat. You don’t think we’re gentlemen? We don’t let a lady pay for her own plate.” Sam offers before Steve can.
“No, please, you can’t,” she claps and clasps her hands tightly. “Really, it’s fine.”
“You keep saying that but your stomach sounds like a thunderstorm,” Sam teases.
“I’ll eat at the station. I don’t wanna spend your money.” She argues.
“First time I heard a woman say so,” Sam snorts and gestures to the bar.
“Station? Thought you had a call back,” Steve intones.
“Well, er, yeah, I was gonna stay there since... since I didn’t expect--” She refuses to look at him.
“Sleeping at the station? No way. Not the next co-star of Steve Rogers,” Sam turns to search the diner, “Winston, monte cristos for the table. Side of fries with each, and some of your chocolate cake. Betsy always made the best slices.”
“Thank you,” she cups her face as if trying to hide. “Promise, I’m really not pathetic.”
“We all start somewhere,” Steve drawls, tempted to lean in, to touch her again. Don't. Old man, you are getting carried away. “I was hemming dresses and building sets when I started. Just a skinny kid hiding behind the curtains.”
“He likes to say so,” Sam huffs. “But look at him now.”
She smiles and Steve's caution catches alight. He doesn't care if he's being stupid. She is perfect. She is his fate.
#steve rogers#dark steve rogers#dark!steve rogers#stars align#series#fic#dark fic#dark!fic#au#old hollywood#1960s#marvel#mcu#captain america#avengers
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Shameless | SMAU
Lando Norris
pairings: lando x singer!reader
summary: in which reader is so very shameless that she never ever gets embarrassed for anything she says.
warnings: mentions of smut (?), using other singers music as hers
face claim: Yeji (Itzy)
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yourusername: damn i always look so good
TAGGED: Chaer_12
chaer_12: you mean WE look so good
yourusername: no i mean what the caption says
user: her face is just so cute 😭
yourusername: thanks, i bought it from my mother ❤️
user: y/n wtf🤨
landonorris: you look beautiful baby❤️
yourusername: invitation to get on my knees?🤭
landonorris: you’re welcome anytime baby
mclaren: this isn’t helping the pr😔
user: no cos how does she always look so good
user: new album when girlie?
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landonorris: p3 baby🧡
yourusername: i gave him the best celebration he could ask for🤪
danielricciardo: i don’t mean to brag but i bought him his favorite takeout 🤷♂️
yourusername: i gave him head and my vagina. i think i win.
user: MISS GIRL
landonorris: yeah, sorry Daniel. Y/n won this one
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user: what that tongue do👀
yourusername: wonders. it does wonders.
user: so proud of you😭
mclaren: 🧡🧡
oscarpiastri: 🧡
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yourusername: i love riding lando <3
TAGGED: landonorris
user: GIRL WHAT
maxverstappen1: i don’t think this was something i needed to know😖
landonorris: baby, i think you need to reword the caption🤭
yourusername: YALL CHILL. MY HORSE IS CALLED LANDO COS I LOST A BET
yourusername: get your head out of the gutters🙄
yourusername: but i do also enjoy riding human lando too😚
user: tells us to get our heads out the gutters then OPENLY ADMITS to enjoying what we all originally thought😭😭😭
mclaren: 😃
yourusername: 😉
user: she’s getting too comfortable on these captions y’all
chaer_12: and what about that second picture? 👀
yourusername: i let him have a snack 😚
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yourusername: never beg for anything in your life🫶
TAGGED: landonorris
landonorris: baby, you were begging for my dick literally 20 minutes ago
yourusername: and i still want it, so hurry up🙄
danielricciardo: you guys do know REAL people can see these right
user: im sorry but lando’s comment😰
chaer_12: i will beh
yourusername: me too
mclaren: yes, don’t beg🫶
yourusername: i beg for Lando’s cock in your garage x
landonorris: it’s true
mclaren: 😨🫨
oscarpiastri: 🙄
yourusername: get lost oscar
oscarpiastri: no
yourusername: well, me and lando had sex on your bed when we visited your house last month 🤫
oscarpiastri: i’m killing myself
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landonorris: alright end to the season, until next season🧡
TAGGED: mclaren, yourusername
yourusername: and now you get to spend the next 3 months with me 😍
landonorris: gonna make it so you can’t walk princess
danielricciardo: PLEASE talk about this in dms and not on social media🥲
user: good luck!! 🩷
oscarpiastri: 🧡
mclaren: please behave yourself so we don’t have to apologies on your behalf’s🙃
landonorris: no promises, y/n is very shameless
mclaren: that’s who we’re on about.
yourusername: i’m just bold🙄
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Soooo, quick life update.
I'm, uh, no longer employed, which is something my hubby and I were essentially planning for given some red flags my employer was waving far too proudly, and because of which, I'm now involved in a second discrimination claim against them. This has several pros and cons, such as being as to stay at home with my six month old (who's doing amazing, btw! Little dude is just starting to crawl!! And the baby babbling is just the absolute best thing ever!), but also means I actually have notably less time to write (this is actually enough of a concern for my own mental health that my hubby and I are trying to plan for a few hours throughout the week for me to just write - it's seriously a need for me); plus we're still dealing with a slew of, uh, fun stuff with regards to selling/ moving and all that.
All that to say, some shit went down last week. I don't take said shit laying down, so will have to devote a lot of my upcoming free time (ha!) to dealing with that, but, as always, I will pop on here when able for dms (I got a couple recently that were super touching and just fun - yall are ALWAYS welcome to hit me up for whatever reason, but please be patient with me in terms of responding!) and I will continue writing as much as I can (we're getting soooo close to some story shit that I am frothing at the bit to share!!).
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ANNOUNCEMENT
I should have added this to my blog but eh
I WILL BE MAKING MK PFPS AND BACKGROUND COVERS NOW FOR FREE :3
MK OC'S ARE ALSO ALLOWED TO BE REQUESTED AS A PFP OR BG COVER!!
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HERE ARE THE RULES!!!
[sorry that I type a lot but it's very important if you can read them please, not forcing so dw!!]
1. No NSFW asks
[Do NOT ask me to make pfps or background covers that involve any nude characters, I get it, MK1 characters are hot but that's just a huge no and I'm a minor, pls be aware of that. SHIRTLESS MK MEN ARE OKAY THO :) BUT NOT FULLY NUDE]
2. Do not harrass me or pressure me
[pls don't yell at me to get the pfp/s or background cover/s done immediately, I will simply ignore your request and block you, I won't respond immediately but I will have your request done just please be patient, it would really be appreciated]
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[I'll only do 3 requests from you, I understand if you really would like to have multiple requests but I can't handle too much requests from the same person, I will post public PFPS and BG covers though, you don't have to use credit but it would be highly appreciated]
4. Do not hate on my work
[I'm saying this in a polite manner btw, I'm not very good at always making everything perfect and I'm very sorry if your request is not what you expect, but I try my hardest to be as best as I can with my work. But if you simply start hating on my work just because it's not exactly how you want it, I'll simply try to escalate the chat to more calm and friendly or I'll block and ignore you. I don't expect you to be forced to tell me that it's perfect, I understand your disappointment and it's okay, you can feel that way, but please don't get upset with me in a rude manner, otherwise your free to say whatever you like]
5. No spamming my DMS
[Don't spam in my DMS please, I understand if your a very chatty person and I will let that slide, I'm very chatty too. But if your deliberately spamming in my DMS, I will ask you to stop. If you continue, I will block you, I'll give you 3 warnings, in a nice calm manner ofc, I'm not going to scream at you because you deserved to feel comfortable and happy to talk to me and I will make sure you feel that way in the best possible way I can]
6. Do NOT claim my work as your own
[This is just straight up obviously, don't claim my work as your own, I will put my name on the image, it won't be large so dw. If you take it off that's okay but don't go claiming and stealing my work, it's unfair and annoying. I will give you a warning to delete any posts claiming you've made the PFPS and BG covers in a nice calm manner, if you refuse I'll block you and publicly post that you're stealing my work]
THIS IS ABOUT ALL OF IT, THIS POST WILL BE UPDATED
REBLOGGING IS STILL APPRECIATED EVEN IF I'LL KEEP UPDATING IT<3
Also if you want to talk or anything, please be free to do so :3
You are safe to talk to me and anything in our DMS will be kept between us, this is our chat and no one should need to know what is going between us, you are always welcomed to come and talk with me :]
#melondareaper#announcement#mortal kombat#mortal kombat x#mortal kombat 11#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mkx#mortal kombat 9#mk9#mk11#meet the goober#pfps#background covers#bg covers#digital art#melon art#requests are open#requests are welcome#asks open
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gonna filter all of my Sexual Deviances here so i can be more Explicit with myself and what i have here
this post is gonna be a lot but please read if you wanna interact with me, it's like a neat little guidebook :3
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hi again, i'm still roe!
my main personal page is @roeisanerd!
23 year old trans woman from upstate New York (don't ask further i won't say)
on HRT since april 2023!
i have the fattest ass and thickest thighs of anyone without question :)
favorite kinks: cnc/freeuse, breeding, cum (being cummed on/in anywhere on my body), bondage, being dominated (but not overly degraded!), sensory deprivation (blindfolds, smothering, choking), PRAISE AND COMPLIMENTS!!!!, brusing/marks, scratching/biting/light pain, edging
not into/limits (easiest way to at best turn me off, or at worst get blocked): piss, scat, blood, petplay (not into Any aspect of it!!), ageplay, detrans/misgendering, the word "daddy" or anything related
gonna tag all original pics of myself with #it's roe so it hopefully stands out more!
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misc. things to note:
i am broke as hell! as much as i would love to pay for content, i just can't so please don't even ask. (it also just means you can't read this so i won't even bother responding to buy requests)
i don't sell either! i don't wanna make money off of my body (i don't think it's attractive enough for it anyways) so everything here will be free for yall to cum to 😌 THIS MEANS NO ASKING FOR CUSTOM CONTENT OR OFFERING MONEY FOR CUSTOM SHIT. again any requests will be Hard Ignored bc it also means you didn't read this.
i am VERY AUTISTIC so that means i'm insanely bad with understanding boundaries/lines, i will always try to understand and respect Any boundary Anyone sets with me but they need to be communicated very clearly or else my anxiety takes over and no one wants to see that, and please be patient with me in case i cross one (BUT LET ME KNOW OR ELSE I'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT!!!)
TERFS/RADFEMS/DUMBASSES STAY OUT! IT'S ON SIGHT!!!
i welcome all DM's but if you want a response, do more than just "hi" or some other basic ass bullshit.
If you don't know what to ask/start talking to me with, ask anything from here! I'll always be happy to answer :)
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come say hi, stay a while! my boobs are soft i swear
#introduction#trans nsft#t4t nsft#t4t yearning#t4t lesbian#mtf trans#mtf nsft#it's roe#last edited: aug 30 2024
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Blog update kinda?
I've made the decision going forward to post my not sfw posts on a side blog. I think it's not only easier to manage but also easier to better separate the content people wanna see and not see. Especially as I continue to grow and work more on my shipping lore and concepts.
I'm a very sex positive person but I definitely understand that not everyone is or is disgusted when it comes to the topic, which is totally valid! And I think it would make my followers and myself more comfortable overall if I separated this topic from my general self shipping and overall sfw content.
I still am only accepting followers who are over 18+ on here and especially on the other blog. Minors and ageless blogs will always be blocked.
I'll post the blog name when it's up, anyone interested in seeing horny posts or other not sfw content is welcome to follow. If you're also interested in my not sfw drawings and comms dm me and I'll give you my other social media where it can be posted.
Thanks a bunch yall! Stay sweet 💖
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I'm so glad to hear you're back here in tumblr. Its been quite long since you took your break from this platform. Of course you are also a human and you need a break sometimes but I really missed seeing those notifications on my phone saying "tokyokoomin just posted a post". I'm excited to know that you'll be posting regularly now. After all, you are our jikook queen, one of those people who entertained us throughout the covid period and would share with us about your favourite jikook moments etc. You remained unproblematic and you love to chat with us and reply to comment..... Making us feel really welcomed. I have been here since 2021, anyone else? Besides that... I enjoyed to read your top 10 or fav moments and you never neglected our feelings. You would always reply back and you're extremely friendly! You always gave us true news and confirmed culture related asks, you would share with about bits and pieces of Asian (being one yourself) culture and therefore i love your content very much. Welcome back our jikook Queen 😍💜. Looking forward for more posts!
-🦋Anon
Omg this ask melted my heart 🦋 Anon 😭😭♥️ you're the sweetest!!
I briefly took a break from the community in the second quarter of 2022 (I think I hit 1000 followers that time) as I needed to focus on myself and sort all my things out. I barely opened tumblr. I did sometimes but I wouldn't post anything. The break I took in 2022 was really good and I enjoyed it very much. I was silently active in the bts community. Just because I didn't post anything, doesn't mean I didn't know what was going on 🤣. Well last year was a roller-coaster for the bts armys and my personal life as well. So much happened lol!
I will post regularly now. Yes anon, more jikook moments posts are coming. Actually I'm in the midst of editing one moment ask so that will be out really soon!
I tend to post content which will able to produce a positive impact without any harm or malice in any possible way. I hope whatever I posted throughout the years managed to carve a smile on your lips 🥰💜
I would like to continue my Asian culture segment too! Its really fun to explain regarding our culture and what similarities Korean culture has with SEA culture! Be it food or traditions or sports, we are united! 💗
I really like to reply to all of your comments as well. I'm a social butterfly, I love to interact and discourse with people. All of your comments are certainly not ignored by me. It's my duty as a responsible Blogger/admin to reply and give my take on your thoughts about the topic I mention in my posts. Be it an emoji or a few sentences, I'll make sure to reply to all of you 🥰
As for my jikook posts, I'm really happy to know that some armys have actually turned into jikookers/ they support jikook from reading my posts alongside with a few other blogger posts. It's always nice to hear that your posts gives a positive impact on people's thinking and perspective of relationships and body language. I poured my heart out creating every single jikook posts. So yes, I really appreciate it when people compliment my posts and blog. A little support won't hurt, aren't I right? I love every single one of yall 🥰💜
I vividly remember opening my tumblr app during the day for a few hours to respond to yall and complete my drafts in 2021 😭. I only intended to write a few posts but I never knew I would be that committed to a blog lol 🤣.I met some really cool people through this community and yall are really sweet people. My moots too! They're amazing people and I absolutely love their content 💗.
I met a lot people here, even Korean jkkrs that spoke to me in the DM's and some of us are mutuals in twitter haha 😂💜. I'm glad I was able to establish a better and safer community here where we are gushing over our faves without being judged or anything. I really appreciate this platform to be honest 🥰
Any changes I noticed throughout the break?
As for jikook? Things never changed, they're still the same, same old glances, same old interactions, same old behaviour and body language ♥️. Yall are most welcomed to ask me jikook asks and contact me for any post recommendations! Bora💜💜!
Bts? That same old band I knew in 2018 are still the same. Never changed and never will, they're our humble Kings 💜💜
I have actually seen a few misconceptions about me in a few asks that I received recently. FYI (to all my new followers) I have been here since 2021 and I'm a jikook and BTS based blog. I post both jikook and bts related content. Just because I'm more leaned towards jikook in this blog, doesn't mean I can't post bts content.. I am a 0T7! I love bts with my whole heart and I will post regularly about bts members. Be it group posts, dynamic posts or bts solo career posts. All 7 of them are precious.
I miss all them but I hope we will embark on this new journey called Chapter two together 💜
I hope to be more active this year. Yes anon, your hype blogger is back and is ready to rock and roll!
I'm here to entertain y'all with lots of content this year! Psst... Currently, I'm working on my masterlist. Basically compiling all my content together and separating them into their folders. I hope to work faster on that and obviously more moment posts are coming. More posts of my perception of jikook moments, like the old days. I'm not going to engage in any hate posts anymore. I'm looking forward to make more of jikook moments and dynamics posts😉. Stay tuned guys 🥰
This blog is a safe place for 0T7 stans and jikook stans. Nothing else than that.
Also! We're close to hitting 1.5k followers! Thank you everyone for supporting this blog and sticking here with me! Your support is kindly appreciated. I never thought this would be possible but y'all disproved this perception of mine. The jikook Tumblr community is huge! Even though I was on a hiatus, my blog was still active. I gained 500 followers and received lots of love from y'all. It's remarkable, it really is.
🦋 Anon, I truly appreciate your love, your the sweetest! I just want to wrap you into a hug 😭💜
This whole post is a mess but it's a heartfelt one. I hope y'all enjoyed this little update from me. Hoping to make more meaningful memories here 💜🥰
Sincerely, tokyokookmin (that one Asian girl that expresses her love for bts and kookmin, doesn't really type in a bombastic way. Just a simple girl which types in simple terms. A STEM enthusiast) 💜
#bts#jikook#kookmin#jk#jm#jkjm#tokyokookmin posts#tokyokookmin#Bts solo#Heart to heart#Minkook#km#jkkrs#jkk#Well this was sweet#I love you anon#You're the best#Jikook community is the best#I'm back#Literally love yall so much#🦋 Anon#PLS shower your love on jikook blogs#Love them
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Welcome to my page ^^ :3
My name is sillygoober I'm 14 years old and I like to draw random stuff :D
I love tickling, and if some of you people think of it as a kink, them get the fuck of my page!
Art requests are still open if u wanna maybe request heh
I do have some rules tho
1-i will not be allowing NSFW accounts minor DNI accounts proship or kink accounts
I am not comfortable with NSFW art, it is very disgusting, and ur probably wondering, ewww why are u looking at that stuff
IT'S BECAUSE THESE STUPID BLOGS LIKE TO APPEAR ON MY FYP FOR NO REASON!
Minor DNI accounts....*inhale* fuck you-
U guys are just like those NSFW accounts, always appearing on my page with tickle art, and y'all know I like that shit not in a weird way tho, but when I click on ur account it says Minor DNI, like, bitch...why can't I view ur art, it's cute and it's not NSFW, the fuck?
And proship accounts..WHY DO U YALL LIKE SHIPPING MINOR X ADULT U WEIRDOS!!!!
2.i will not allow hate comments
3.i cant donate to anyone because I don't have that money, I don't have that green, I'm sorry I really wish I could help
4.if ur gonna DM Me or something, at least be Sfw or non inappropriate and if ur gonna make a dirty joke, at least put "/j" after, this dosent imply to my friends, I'm talking about people over 18
5.this account is 13+ Uhm, yeah :3
6.i make kms or kys jokes plz do not take them seriously :(
Um yeah those are my rules
Um anyways
Yeah..
I FARTED🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
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who is amariani…?
GET TO KNOW ME ! par4disee
in this post, you’ll find 4 things, an ‘all about me’ , a brief byf and dni , and lastly the blog and request rules, i suggest you read the last 3 things, if you don’t want to get blocked in the future; thank you <3
requests : open !
𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐢 (𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢) ;
s.her, palestinian 🫶, light yagami, SASUKE UCHIHA and sunarin supremacist. , infj
likes ! music, meeting new people, roblox vc (dm if u wanna play together<3) hello kitty, pink. cats. food (i’m a biggie) shittalking, being a hater!! whenever someone(not a anon)spams me , BIRRIA ANYTHING. hispanic food in general. CHIPOTLE. etc etc.
dislikes ! kiss-ass people. the heat. people who can’t hop off, anon haters, tomatos… BURGER FUCKING KING 🤢 . people who don’t know what ‘no’ means.
𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 ;
i’m a very blunt/straightforward person, so please try not to mind that too much!
my humor is the most odd most randomest shit so if i offend u or anything i don’t mean it i swear 😭
i’m always open to making mutuals, and friends HOWEVER. if you’re my friend i will not tolerate anything offensive, weird, or anything of that sort.
please do not overly like my posts because tumblr will think i am a bot. so jus be mindful of that 🤷♀️
if i soft/hard block you, please don’t make a big deal out of it. i don’t have the time nor the energy to deal with any sort of drama or negativity on here, i’m gonna keep my peace best i can .
𝐝𝐨 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 ;
basic dni criteria, just don’t be a bitch and we’re good!
furries. if you’re under 14. taylor swift fans, rod wave fans and harry styles fans, i can’t stand y’all.
racist, homophobic, ableist, all of the stuff that ends with ‘ist’ basically
IF YOU SUPPORT I*RAEL. get the fuck off my blog, you’re not welcome whatsoever.
no hate will be tolerated, you will get blocked 😣
just don’t be weird /srs, and we’re good!
𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 :
fandoms i write for are located in my masterlist !
i don’t write/will NOT write anything that is sexual (not cus ion fw smut i jus dk how to write it without giving myself the ick)
i don’t write/will NOT write any furry stuff or just weird shit… guys don’t be weird PLEASE.
yall can still send thirsts and shit tho
i don’t write all that much but i definitely will if i’m inspired or wtv 😭
i won’t write for a male reader or a gender neutral reader, sorry but no
jus again, don’t be weird and don’t request anything weird.
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DENY ANY REQUEST.
now that you’ve read that, feel free to request or check out my mlist 🦇
© 𝓟𝓐𝓡4𝓓𝓘𝓢𝓔𝓔 — . all rights reserved. do not plagiarize or steal works. ✧ ִֶָ ، !
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OPENASKBOX TIME HERE ARE THE GROUND RULES
1) Funny- the request needs to be humorous, memes usually the most popular but dnd in jokes and other shitpostery is welcome. i abide by the MBMBAM NO BUMMERS rule - there are plenty of sad/deep/beautiful calligraphers out there who’d be happy to work with yall, but this isn’t that sort of channel
2) Length - aim for no more than 75 characters a request, my cue cards are only so big so I can only fit so much on each one and still not look like garbage. There is a little leeway but if you send me smth with like 120 characters it aint getting written
3) Amount of Requests - I am trying to be fair but i am one person running almost the ENTIRE thing, logistics, tech, etc, I have twitch mods and a roommate for retrieving things and that's it. In order to be fair, please restrict yourselves to 3 requests per person to let everyone have a shot, if you send in more i will ctrl-f your username and pick my favourites
4) Content - I will not do anything I consider under the umbrella of general assholery - this includes racial slurs, edgelord bullshit, exclusionist jackassery etc. Please be kind to each other. Please let me know if I’ve taken a request that is some incredibly obscure piece of assholery, someone once tried to slip a really obscure antisemetic piece of slang by me once
5) Repeats - I keyword tag EVERY SINGLE piece i’ve ever done on this blog, if you think I might have written smth already but aren’t sure, the /search/[keyword] is your friend, check if i’ve done your request before
the proper inbox is theshitpostcalligrapher.tumblr.com/ask , not a dm or submission to the blog. I’ll close submissions too so people don’t get the boxes confused. DM me for any actual clarifications, kind words, etc so they don’t get swallowed up by the behemoth of my askbox for months, but I will probably NOT see my tumblr dms until the event is OVER. If you need to flag me down RIGHT AWAY you're GOING to have to go over to twitch chat ask there.
the BEST CHANCE of getting it written live today is to send in your requests with 3 different asks within the first hour or so of the stream going live. after the first hour, it's not gonna matter if it's in one or three asks cuz I'll be scheduling them out in advance and everything that follows the rules above will get written eventually
If you want to jump the ENTIRE queue and get your card done immediately, there are ways to donate on the twitch stream to get your request done with an ink of your choice. You can still submit 3 free requests in addition to what you pay for.
I’ll be streaming the entire time the askbox is open on twitch @ miathecalligrapher, trying to get as many of these done today as possible live. Once 10PM EST hits, the askbox will close but if you get your request into the askbox by then, it will be done eventually as I always have 4 cards up per day.
Here’s the link to my twitch, we’ll start a little after 2 o’clock EST.
twitch_live
Here is a direct donation link to my streamlabs, it works like a ko-fi but I’ve got it set to give me alerts on my twitch so I can see and thank you straightaway for supporting my takeout order
If you would like to receive the card you buy/request for, physically in the mail, here is the shop link:
feel free to dm me first to discuss discounting if you'd like multiple of your cards in a bundle
if you subscribe to my channel on a regular basis, I'll keep your cards back and send them out periodically regardless
there'll be 2 donation goals - one as a forty dollar threshold for ordering food, and the other one will be set at $160 since that's ABOUT the equivalent of living wage for the amount of time I'll be streaming.
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Okayyyyyy
so
um
hows 2024 going for yall hahahahahahahahah im going crazy
1.Broke up with bff (who accused me of breaking girl code even though she either made out or fucked all of my crushes)
2.not finding any REAL connections and friends
3. Birthday soon (I'm ageing)
4. IM FAILING (i have THREE F's😭)
5.NO BITCHES (no boyfie, no girlfie) Bi myself
6. BROKE AF (i have 20c)
soo :] how yall doinnn........ 😭😭😭😭
(on the plus side i may be getting money on my birth🫡)
Oh nooooo I'm so sorry 🥺 honestly though you're better off without a person like that in your life, I promise !
You are always welcome to dm me ! We can talk, be friends, anything 🥰
I hope things start looking up for you ! We are only going into the fifth month. There's still lots of time for good things to happen this year. Manifesting good things for you 💕
Also happy early birthday ! I hope you enjoy your birthday despite the aging aspect 🥺💕
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Welcome back, darling! ✨
Awww, thank you sweetheart 💖 I missed yall! Life just got super busy. And I've been, y'know, horsing around a bit ;p But you can still hit me up whenever in dms or discord, I'm always happy to hear from you!
But seriously tho, why is it that every time I'm off tumblr for more than a few days, some shit goes down? I'm gone for like a week and when I come back it's like
Can't leave you alone for a minute without everyone burning the place down, huh? Sksksksks, I love yall, never change
Also, the weather pulled the april fools joke of all time with a freaking blizzard and by going from 12°C to -5°C with like 20 cm of snow. So, while the traffic is jamming more than a garage band on meth, I can at least go make a snowman in my backyard.
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Ouougrghhh yeah um. Sorry for being basically dead here lately 😭 I've basically had zero energy for writing on tumblr lately + my energy has basically been reserved for niche discord rp servers (Godzilla/Evangelion crossovers my beloved) and video games. I might also drop most, if not all, of my threads/owed replies in the inbox but idk if or when I'm gonna do that. If yall ever wanna reach out to me for w/e reason, your always welcome to hit up my DMs on here or discord!!! You can find me @ sharklordsatan on discord
Anyways. I'm gonna drop some Hot New Lore™ under the read-more for my argonian character (Swift-With-Arrows) since I decided I didn't really like how ""plain"" her backstory was
SURPRISE BITCH YOU ALSO GET SOME ART OF HER TOO!!!! Okay anyways. For context, originally Swift's backstory was pretty generic - she grew up in Black Marsh, before setting out to explore the world (definitely visiting at least Cyrodiil + Morrowind) at around 19 - 20 before she'd end up in Skyrim.
Now, the current iteration of her backstory goes something like this;
Somewhere on Solstheim, there's a remnant of the old Dragon Cult. They once were part of the cult for Miraak, but became disillusioned with him (given that he was, y'know, stuck in Apocrypha) and fucked off to return to their dragon-worshipping ways.
However, they would latch on to the idea of a Dragonborn being subservient to the will of their dragon overlords, much like how Miraak himself had once been. So obviously they set off to go actually find a Dragonborn - which. Isn't an easy thing to pull off, given their rarity. I don't know how long it would take them (let alone how they do it - maybe something involving Daedra?) but eventually, finally, they find what they're looking for. A child, born of dragon blood, deep within the swamps of Black Marsh.
I also don't have many solid ideas on how she ends up in the custody of the cult in the first place, but either way, she's ultimately taken back to Solstheim and raised by the cult directly.
Her being taken from her homeland is a tragedy in of itself - it means that she's ultimately denied her birth-right to be raised by her people. To learn their culture, to live with her family, and ultimately to develop her connection with the Hist. Her being separated from Black Marsh at such a young age means that she is estranged from the Hist, further alienating her from her fellow Argonians.
It doesn't help that the cult actively indoctrinates her on her future role as Dragonborn; to them, she is to act as the ultimate servant to their dragon gods. The embodiment of their will, the perfect tool, the perfect slave - belonging to no-one but Alduin himself. It's not a great environment to grow up in, as you can imagine - especially as they at some point forcibly tattoo their given name for her, Dovriizaak, along her spine in Dovahzul.
Eventually, though, she escapes their clutches - fleeing into Morrowind, where she proceeds to head west so that she can get as far from Solstheim as possible. For a good while, she goes without any name whatsoever; the thought of being called her cult-given name (or her fated name as the priests called it), let alone the memory of the cult at all, was enough to make her sick to her stomach. Eventually, though, she would decide to give herself a name; Swift-With-Arrows. (Fun fact; this is the name the Hist would've given her had she still grown up in Black Marsh. So you could probably say that despite the circumstances of her childhood, she still has a connection.)
Finally, she crosses the border into Skyrim - only to be caught up in the middle of an Imperial ambush, leading into the events of the storyline. She never figured that she actually was Dragonborn despite the cult treating her as such, so to not only have Alduin himself come down from the sky and try to kill her at Helgen, and then later face Mirmulnir at the Whiterun tower and absorb his soul...
Yeah. She doesn't take it well.
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