#as always yall still welcome in dms!

[blanketforcas]

Different anon, i also believe that jensen is kinda accepting his fate , i mean i think a revival is an improbable scenario now or even in few years. Things are what they are , he tried to correct the course with TW and it didn't work well so SPN is mostly finished, notice that everyone is talking less enthusiastically about reboot or anything similar, jensen mentioned season 16 but it was kinda a sad breath. Honestly i think jensen is coping. And agree with with you, maybe jensen from j2 panels is his most hard acting job , j/k no offense.

i'm a little more hopeful about a revival! i think they're just a bit bummed it's taking longer than they'd hoped

and maybe that's delusional of me but imo it's a better way of coping than jensen's in that case adfjsd

also that last comment cracked me up lmao

[diet-cokesiut]

hi everyone!! i never imagined my page would grow popular so fast. thank you all so much for the comments and dms!!

i wanna take a minute to remind yall that i'm a human. i post pictures, say nasty things, have kinks, but i am still a human.

1. i have a job and an education that come first.

as much as i love tumblr, i can't be posting and responding 24/7. i'm a full time student and a part time teacher, so life is busy on its own. i try to interact whenever i can, that being said, i ask you all to be patient :).

2. i have boundaries and limits!!

i have had many people send messages or asks begging, guilt tripping, and spamming me in regards to sending/posting nude pictures. yes i am into cnc, no i do not like being harassed for pictures.

3. i am also a person outside of sexual feelings

no, i'm not always horny. yes, i have hobbies and interests and friends that have nothing to do with sex or kinks!! this is first and foremost a horny tumblr, but it's also a place where i occasionally post unrelated things. if that's not what you're looking for, find somebody else.

4. i am a STRANGER.

you're allowed to be obsessed! you're allowed to interact with me as much as you want! however, i urge you to remember that you only know what i post here and i value that. please do not search for info about me or ask me to meet up with you. i am simply a horny girl who likes to write about it sometimes.

thank you so much if you took the time to read this. with that, i just want to end with the idea that anybody (18+ of course) is welcome on my page!! love you all, mwah! 💋

TELEGRAM: dietcokeangel414

- angel <3

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ASKBOX IS OPEN REQUESTS ARE OPEN (NOV 17, 3PM-9PM EST) HERE ARE THE RULES

ground rules:

1) Funny- the request needs to be humorous, memes usually the most popular but dnd in jokes and other shitpostery is welcome. i abide by the MBMBAM NO BUMMERS rule - there are plenty of sad/deep/beautiful calligraphers out there who’d be happy to work with yall, but this isn’t that sort of channel

2) Length - aim for no more than 75 characters a request, my cue cards are only so big so I can only fit so much on each one and still not look like garbage. There is a little leeway but if you send me smth with like 120 characters it aint getting written

3) Amount of Requests - I am trying to be fair but i am one person running almost the ENTIRE thing, logistics, tech, etc, I have twitch mods and a roommate for retrieving things and that's it. In order to be fair, please restrict yourselves to 3 requests per person to let everyone have a shot, if you send in more i will ctrl-f your username and pick my favourites

4) Content - I will not do anything I consider under the umbrella of general assholery - this includes racial slurs, edgelord bullshit, exclusionist jackassery etc. Please be kind to each other. Please let me know if I’ve taken a request that is some incredibly obscure piece of assholery, someone once tried to slip a really obscure antisemetic piece of slang by me once

5) Repeats - I keyword tag EVERY SINGLE piece i’ve ever done on this blog, if you think I might have written smth already but aren’t sure, the /search/[keyword] is your friend, check if i’ve done your request before

the askbox is theshitpostcalligrapher.tumblr.com/ask , not a dm or submission to the blog. I’ll close submissions too so people don’t get the boxes confused. DM me for any actual clarifications, kind words, etc so they don’t get swallowed up by the behemoth of my askbox for months, and if you want to give me live encouragement the twitch link is right there, and is the ideal way to inquire more about any of the day's rules.

If you want to jump the ENTIRE queue and get your card done immediately, there are ways to donate on the twitch stream to get your request done with an ink of your choice. You can still submit 3 free requests in addition to what you pay for.

I’ll be streaming the entire time the askbox is open on twitch @ theshitpostcalligrapher, trying to get as many of these done today as possible live. Once 9PM EST hits, the askbox will close but if you get your request into the askbox by then, it will be done eventually as I always have 4 cards up per day.

Here’s the link to my twitch, we’ll start a little after 3 o’clock.

[leclercvsx]

Shameless | SMAU

Lando Norris

pairings: lando x singer!reader

summary: in which reader is so very shameless that she never ever gets embarrassed for anything she says.

warnings: mentions of smut (?), using other singers music as hers

face claim: Yeji (Itzy)

yourusername

liked by landonorris, charles_leclerc and 1,725,826 others

yourusername: damn i always look so good

TAGGED: Chaer_12

chaer_12: you mean WE look so good

yourusername: no i mean what the caption says

user: her face is just so cute 😭

yourusername: thanks, i bought it from my mother ��️

user: y/n wtf🤨

landonorris: you look beautiful baby❤️

yourusername: invitation to get on my knees?🤭

landonorris: you’re welcome anytime baby

mclaren: this isn’t helping the pr😔

user: no cos how does she always look so good

user: new album when girlie?

—

landonorris

liked by yourusername, danielricciardo and 935k others

landonorris: p3 baby🧡

yourusername: i gave him the best celebration he could ask for🤪

danielricciardo: i don’t mean to brag but i bought him his favorite takeout 🤷‍♂️

yourusername: i gave him head and my vagina. i think i win.

user: MISS GIRL

landonorris: yeah, sorry Daniel. Y/n won this one

yourusername: 🤭

user: what that tongue do👀

yourusername: wonders. it does wonders.

user: so proud of you😭

mclaren: 🧡🧡

oscarpiastri: 🧡

—

yourusername

liked by landonorris, maxverstappen1 and 739k others

yourusername: i love riding lando <3

TAGGED: landonorris

user: GIRL WHAT

maxverstappen1: i don’t think this was something i needed to know😖

landonorris: baby, i think you need to reword the caption🤭

yourusername: YALL CHILL. MY HORSE IS CALLED LANDO COS I LOST A BET

yourusername: get your head out of the gutters🙄

yourusername: but i do also enjoy riding human lando too😚

user: tells us to get our heads out the gutters then OPENLY ADMITS to enjoying what we all originally thought😭😭😭

mclaren: 😃

yourusername: 😉

user: she’s getting too comfortable on these captions y’all

chaer_12: and what about that second picture? 👀

yourusername: i let him have a snack 😚

—

yourusername

liked by landonorris, danielricciardo and 691k others

yourusername: never beg for anything in your life🫶

TAGGED: landonorris

landonorris: baby, you were begging for my dick literally 20 minutes ago

yourusername: and i still want it, so hurry up🙄

danielricciardo: you guys do know REAL people can see these right

user: im sorry but lando’s comment😰

chaer_12: i will beh

yourusername: me too

mclaren: yes, don’t beg🫶

yourusername: i beg for Lando’s cock in your garage x

landonorris: it’s true

mclaren: 😨🫨

oscarpiastri: 🙄

yourusername: get lost oscar

oscarpiastri: no

yourusername: well, me and lando had sex on your bed when we visited your house last month 🤫

oscarpiastri: i’m killing myself

—

landonorris

liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri and 638k others

landonorris: alright end to the season, until next season🧡

TAGGED: mclaren, yourusername

yourusername: and now you get to spend the next 3 months with me 😍

landonorris: gonna make it so you can’t walk princess

danielricciardo: PLEASE talk about this in dms and not on social media🥲

user: good luck!! 🩷

oscarpiastri: 🧡

mclaren: please behave yourself so we don’t have to apologies on your behalf’s🙃

landonorris: no promises, y/n is very shameless

mclaren: that’s who we’re on about.

yourusername: i’m just bold🙄

——————————

this is so short and just not good lmao but i’ve ran out of plots so pls request some🙏🏼

masterlist | request

[jabberwock-islanders]

alright sillies, listen up

your most favorite person in the world ever (/j) wants to talk to people so heres what were gonna do

send us an ask, reblog, or dm if you are:

a system (did, osdd, p-did, polyfrag, etc)

(bonus points if youre introject heavy)

any other type of neurodivergent (this includes npd, bpd, mood disorders, psychosis, etc)

therian/otherkin/fictionkin (we arent in the community but yall are always welcome!)

good faith/contradictory label users

you can also send an ask, reblog, or dm if you enjoy:

Danganronpa (and similar games)

FNaF (and similar horror media)

animated kids movies

cartoons and kids shows

Game Grumps

MHA (we aren't active in the fandom anymore, but we still enjoy the show) (yes, we know it has its issues)

Bungo Stray Dogs

Death Note

Sk8 The Infinity

Jujutsu Kaisen (weve only seen season 1 and the first few eps of season 2 so no spoilers!!)

Angels of Death

indie cartoons and shows

creative writing

were itching to interact with people soooo :]

-- zack 🔪

[staycalmandhugaclone]

Soooo, quick life update.

I'm, uh, no longer employed, which is something my hubby and I were essentially planning for given some red flags my employer was waving far too proudly, and because of which, I'm now involved in a second discrimination claim against them. This has several pros and cons, such as being as to stay at home with my six month old (who's doing amazing, btw! Little dude is just starting to crawl!! And the baby babbling is just the absolute best thing ever!), but also means I actually have notably less time to write (this is actually enough of a concern for my own mental health that my hubby and I are trying to plan for a few hours throughout the week for me to just write - it's seriously a need for me); plus we're still dealing with a slew of, uh, fun stuff with regards to selling/ moving and all that.

All that to say, some shit went down last week. I don't take said shit laying down, so will have to devote a lot of my upcoming free time (ha!) to dealing with that, but, as always, I will pop on here when able for dms (I got a couple recently that were super touching and just fun - yall are ALWAYS welcome to hit me up for whatever reason, but please be patient with me in terms of responding!) and I will continue writing as much as I can (we're getting soooo close to some story shit that I am frothing at the bit to share!!).

All the love to you all!!!

[answertocarnality]

INTRO TO CARNALITY

navigation & masterlist

keeping it simple, i'm miguel. indigenous ecuadorian, he/him, pre-t transman & queer without a label except for the preference i have for women.

19 years old, year of '05; of course i'm an R&B guy (and bossa nova, and soul, and rap, an

began lifting in late 2023 and kickboxing + muay thai in early 2024 and honestly never looked back. would i compete one day is the question (also boxers this is not a safe space for yall 😒 /t)

studies, in order of highest interest to least include: linguistics, philosophy, political sciences, theology and herpetology respectively (nobody ask me about kinesics or hippology. IMMEDIATE lifetime dungeon sentence)

DNI: minors, people with shit beliefs and asshole personalities. guessing you'd know where you stand, but in case you don't i just block

trilingual (eng/español/na’vi), but if you catch me replacing words for russian, finnish, portuguese, kichwa, or italian, that's that in-progress hyperpolyglot dawg in me. and whether the avatar conlang does or does not count is not up for debate it is as complex as any language

on that note, i borrow a lot of slang and vocabulary from arabic and Islam; please note that i am not Muslim. much respect for the community though, always

on that note 2x, i am a theistic satanist. hopefully my username gives that away lol it is a direct reference

on the spectrum, so you'll frequently catch me being dense to sarcasm, just here to apologize in advance (tone tags appreciated but not necessary)

very disconnected from social media; as in, i have not even youtube (idk i deleted it a while ago and just use the site sometimes) and don't consume a bunch of what would be "common" media. this is probably my only source of it lol (this and discord, if you want it pls ask privately)

soft, hard, service, i don't really care, whatever dom pleases the tboy. cis women + tgirls, please treat me like a nasty fucking mutt. faggots in general i promise you the geldings still make good steeds (iykyk). as for cis men, yall chill as hell but please don't speak to me sexually 👍🏽

as for my DM's, i highly welcome linguistic talk and political discourse alike (i like debate). oh and exchange of nudes cuz :3 (t4t only)

kinks + limits under the cut

yes: forcemasc, predator/prey, petplay, autoandrophilia, somnophilia, forced masculinization, dacryphilia, impact play, BDSM in general, teratophilia/ monsterfucking, humiliation + degradation, free use, mirrors, knifeplay, worship, gunplay, age gaps, musk/ scenting, dumbification/ himboification, innocence corruption, agonophilia, femdom, intox, three+ somes, boy hypno, fantasy, muscle expansion. lastly there's feminization, but not on me — i enjoy performing it on others but when it comes to recieving, hard no.

soft limits: rapeplay/ cnc, watersports, mecha/ robotfucker, blasphemy, deification, knight/ royalty, extreme gore, exhibitionism

hard limits: detrans, vore, scat, fauxcest, DDLG/ ageplay, feederism, pregnancy, breeding, sissification, ageplay

not exactly a kink, but i prefer dominating men + subbing for women, and i mean highly prefer. not saying that i don't allow any sort of dynamics outside of that, but i find it awkward letting men dominate me.

date of last orgasm: november 4th, 1:01AM (i think)

[roeisyearning]

gonna filter all of my Sexual Deviances here so i can be more Explicit with myself and what i have here

this post is gonna be a lot but please read if you wanna interact with me, it's like a neat little guidebook :3

~~~~•~~~~

hi again, i'm still roe!

my main personal page is @roeisanerd!

23 year old trans woman from upstate New York (don't ask further i won't say)

on HRT since april 2023!

i have the fattest ass and thickest thighs of anyone without question :)

favorite kinks: cnc/freeuse, breeding, cum (being cummed on/in anywhere on my body), bondage, being dominated (but not overly degraded!), sensory deprivation (blindfolds, smothering, choking), PRAISE AND COMPLIMENTS!!!!, brusing/marks, scratching/biting/light pain, edging

not into/limits (easiest way to at best turn me off, or at worst get blocked): piss, scat, blood, petplay (not into Any aspect of it!!), ageplay, detrans/misgendering, the word "daddy" or anything related

gonna tag all original pics of myself with #it's roe so it hopefully stands out more!

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misc. things to note:

i am broke as hell! as much as i would love to pay for content, i just can't so please don't even ask. (it also just means you can't read this so i won't even bother responding to buy requests)

i don't sell either! i don't wanna make money off of my body (i don't think it's attractive enough for it anyways) so everything here will be free for yall to cum to 😌 THIS MEANS NO ASKING FOR CUSTOM CONTENT OR OFFERING MONEY FOR CUSTOM SHIT. again any requests will be Hard Ignored bc it also means you didn't read this.

i am VERY AUTISTIC so that means i'm insanely bad with understanding boundaries/lines, i will always try to understand and respect Any boundary Anyone sets with me but they need to be communicated very clearly or else my anxiety takes over and no one wants to see that, and please be patient with me in case i cross one (BUT LET ME KNOW OR ELSE I'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT!!!)

TERFS/RADFEMS/DUMBASSES STAY OUT! IT'S ON SIGHT!!!

i welcome all DM's but if you want a response, do more than just "hi" or some other basic ass bullshit.

If you don't know what to ask/start talking to me with, ask anything from here! I'll always be happy to answer :)

~~~~•~~~~

come say hi, stay a while! my boobs are soft i swear

[suzakus-canon-wife]

Blog update kinda?

I've made the decision going forward to post my not sfw posts on a side blog. I think it's not only easier to manage but also easier to better separate the content people wanna see and not see. Especially as I continue to grow and work more on my shipping lore and concepts.

I'm a very sex positive person but I definitely understand that not everyone is or is disgusted when it comes to the topic, which is totally valid! And I think it would make my followers and myself more comfortable overall if I separated this topic from my general self shipping and overall sfw content.

I still am only accepting followers who are over 18+ on here and especially on the other blog. Minors and ageless blogs will always be blocked.

I'll post the blog name when it's up, anyone interested in seeing horny posts or other not sfw content is welcome to follow. If you're also interested in my not sfw drawings and comms dm me and I'll give you my other social media where it can be posted.

Thanks a bunch yall! Stay sweet 💖

[tokyokookmin]

I'm so glad to hear you're back here in tumblr. Its been quite long since you took your break from this platform. Of course you are also a human and you need a break sometimes but I really missed seeing those notifications on my phone saying "tokyokoomin just posted a post". I'm excited to know that you'll be posting regularly now. After all, you are our jikook queen, one of those people who entertained us throughout the covid period and would share with us about your favourite jikook moments etc. You remained unproblematic and you love to chat with us and reply to comment..... Making us feel really welcomed. I have been here since 2021, anyone else? Besides that... I enjoyed to read your top 10 or fav moments and you never neglected our feelings. You would always reply back and you're extremely friendly! You always gave us true news and confirmed culture related asks, you would share with about bits and pieces of Asian (being one yourself) culture and therefore i love your content very much. Welcome back our jikook Queen 😍💜. Looking forward for more posts!

-🦋Anon

Omg this ask melted my heart 🦋 Anon 😭😭♥️ you're the sweetest!!

I briefly took a break from the community in the second quarter of 2022 (I think I hit 1000 followers that time) as I needed to focus on myself and sort all my things out. I barely opened tumblr. I did sometimes but I wouldn't post anything. The break I took in 2022 was really good and I enjoyed it very much. I was silently active in the bts community. Just because I didn't post anything, doesn't mean I didn't know what was going on 🤣. Well last year was a roller-coaster for the bts armys and my personal life as well. So much happened lol!

I will post regularly now. Yes anon, more jikook moments posts are coming. Actually I'm in the midst of editing one moment ask so that will be out really soon!

I tend to post content which will able to produce a positive impact without any harm or malice in any possible way. I hope whatever I posted throughout the years managed to carve a smile on your lips 🥰💜

I would like to continue my Asian culture segment too! Its really fun to explain regarding our culture and what similarities Korean culture has with SEA culture! Be it food or traditions or sports, we are united! 💗

I really like to reply to all of your comments as well. I'm a social butterfly, I love to interact and discourse with people. All of your comments are certainly not ignored by me. It's my duty as a responsible Blogger/admin to reply and give my take on your thoughts about the topic I mention in my posts. Be it an emoji or a few sentences, I'll make sure to reply to all of you 🥰

As for my jikook posts, I'm really happy to know that some armys have actually turned into jikookers/ they support jikook from reading my posts alongside with a few other blogger posts. It's always nice to hear that your posts gives a positive impact on people's thinking and perspective of relationships and body language. I poured my heart out creating every single jikook posts. So yes, I really appreciate it when people compliment my posts and blog. A little support won't hurt, aren't I right? I love every single one of yall 🥰💜

I vividly remember opening my tumblr app during the day for a few hours to respond to yall and complete my drafts in 2021 😭. I only intended to write a few posts but I never knew I would be that committed to a blog lol 🤣.I met some really cool people through this community and yall are really sweet people. My moots too! They're amazing people and I absolutely love their content 💗.

I met a lot people here, even Korean jkkrs that spoke to me in the DM's and some of us are mutuals in twitter haha 😂💜. I'm glad I was able to establish a better and safer community here where we are gushing over our faves without being judged or anything. I really appreciate this platform to be honest 🥰

Any changes I noticed throughout the break?

As for jikook? Things never changed, they're still the same, same old glances, same old interactions, same old behaviour and body language ♥️. Yall are most welcomed to ask me jikook asks and contact me for any post recommendations! Bora💜💜!

Bts? That same old band I knew in 2018 are still the same. Never changed and never will, they're our humble Kings 💜💜

I have actually seen a few misconceptions about me in a few asks that I received recently. FYI (to all my new followers) I have been here since 2021 and I'm a jikook and BTS based blog. I post both jikook and bts related content. Just because I'm more leaned towards jikook in this blog, doesn't mean I can't post bts content.. I am a 0T7! I love bts with my whole heart and I will post regularly about bts members. Be it group posts, dynamic posts or bts solo career posts. All 7 of them are precious.

I miss all them but I hope we will embark on this new journey called Chapter two together 💜

I hope to be more active this year. Yes anon, your hype blogger is back and is ready to rock and roll!

I'm here to entertain y'all with lots of content this year! Psst... Currently, I'm working on my masterlist. Basically compiling all my content together and separating them into their folders. I hope to work faster on that and obviously more moment posts are coming. More posts of my perception of jikook moments, like the old days. I'm not going to engage in any hate posts anymore. I'm looking forward to make more of jikook moments and dynamics posts😉. Stay tuned guys 🥰

This blog is a safe place for 0T7 stans and jikook stans. Nothing else than that.

Also! We're close to hitting 1.5k followers! Thank you everyone for supporting this blog and sticking here with me! Your support is kindly appreciated. I never thought this would be possible but y'all disproved this perception of mine. The jikook Tumblr community is huge! Even though I was on a hiatus, my blog was still active. I gained 500 followers and received lots of love from y'all. It's remarkable, it really is.

🦋 Anon, I truly appreciate your love, your the sweetest! I just want to wrap you into a hug 😭💜

This whole post is a mess but it's a heartfelt one. I hope y'all enjoyed this little update from me. Hoping to make more meaningful memories here 💜🥰

Sincerely, tokyokookmin (that one Asian girl that expresses her love for bts and kookmin, doesn't really type in a bombastic way. Just a simple girl which types in simple terms. A STEM enthusiast) 💜

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

OPENASKBOX TIME HERE ARE THE GROUND RULES

1) Funny- the request needs to be humorous, memes usually the most popular but dnd in jokes and other shitpostery is welcome. i abide by the MBMBAM NO BUMMERS rule - there are plenty of sad/deep/beautiful calligraphers out there who’d be happy to work with yall, but this isn’t that sort of channel

2) Length - aim for no more than 75 characters a request, my cue cards are only so big so I can only fit so much on each one and still not look like garbage. There is a little leeway but if you send me smth with like 120 characters it aint getting written

3) Amount of Requests - I am trying to be fair but i am one person running almost the ENTIRE thing, logistics, tech, etc, I have twitch mods and a roommate for retrieving things and that's it. In order to be fair, please restrict yourselves to 3 requests per person to let everyone have a shot, if you send in more i will ctrl-f your username and pick my favourites

4) Content - I will not do anything I consider under the umbrella of general assholery - this includes racial slurs, edgelord bullshit, exclusionist jackassery etc. Please be kind to each other. Please let me know if I’ve taken a request that is some incredibly obscure piece of assholery, someone once tried to slip a really obscure antisemetic piece of slang by me once

5) Repeats - I keyword tag EVERY SINGLE piece i’ve ever done on this blog, if you think I might have written smth already but aren’t sure, the /search/[keyword] is your friend, check if i’ve done your request before

the proper inbox is theshitpostcalligrapher.tumblr.com/ask , not a dm or submission to the blog. I’ll close submissions too so people don’t get the boxes confused. DM me for any actual clarifications, kind words, etc so they don’t get swallowed up by the behemoth of my askbox for months, but I will probably NOT see my tumblr dms until the event is OVER. If you need to flag me down RIGHT AWAY you're GOING to have to go over to twitch chat ask there.

the BEST CHANCE of getting it written live today is to send in your requests with 3 different asks within the first hour or so of the stream going live. after the first hour, it's not gonna matter if it's in one or three asks cuz I'll be scheduling them out in advance and everything that follows the rules above will get written eventually

If you want to jump the ENTIRE queue and get your card done immediately, there are ways to donate on the twitch stream to get your request done with an ink of your choice. You can still submit 3 free requests in addition to what you pay for.

I’ll be streaming the entire time the askbox is open on twitch @ miathecalligrapher, trying to get as many of these done today as possible live. Once 10PM EST hits, the askbox will close but if you get your request into the askbox by then, it will be done eventually as I always have 4 cards up per day.

Here’s the link to my twitch, we’ll start a little after 2 o’clock EST.

Here is a direct donation link to my streamlabs, it works like a ko-fi but I’ve got it set to give me alerts on my twitch so I can see and thank you straightaway for supporting my takeout order

If you would like to receive the card you buy/request for, physically in the mail, here is the shop link:

feel free to dm me first to discuss discounting if you'd like multiple of your cards in a bundle

if you subscribe to my channel on a regular basis, I'll keep your cards back and send them out periodically regardless

there'll be 2 donation goals - one as a forty dollar threshold for ordering food, and the other one will be set at $160 since that's ABOUT the equivalent of living wage for the amount of time I'll be streaming.

[par4disee]

who is amariani…?

GET TO KNOW ME ! par4disee

in this post, you’ll find 4 things, an ‘all about me’ , a brief byf and dni , and lastly the blog and request rules, i suggest you read the last 3 things, if you don’t want to get blocked in the future; thank you <3

requests : open !

𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐢 (𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢) ;

s.her, palestinian 🫶, light yagami, SASUKE UCHIHA and sunarin supremacist. , infj

likes ! music, meeting new people, roblox vc (dm if u wanna play together<3) hello kitty, pink. cats. food (i’m a biggie) shittalking, being a hater!! whenever someone(not a anon)spams me , BIRRIA ANYTHING. hispanic food in general. CHIPOTLE. etc etc.

dislikes ! kiss-ass people. the heat. people who can’t hop off, anon haters, tomatos… BURGER FUCKING KING 🤢 . people who don’t know what ‘no’ means.

𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 ;

i’m a very blunt/straightforward person, so please try not to mind that too much!

my humor is the most odd most randomest shit so if i offend u or anything i don’t mean it i swear 😭

i’m always open to making mutuals, and friends HOWEVER. if you’re my friend i will not tolerate anything offensive, weird, or anything of that sort.

please do not overly like my posts because tumblr will think i am a bot. so jus be mindful of that 🤷‍♀️

if i soft/hard block you, please don’t make a big deal out of it. i don’t have the time nor the energy to deal with any sort of drama or negativity on here, i’m gonna keep my peace best i can .

𝐝𝐨 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 ;

basic dni criteria, just don’t be a bitch and we’re good!

furries. if you’re under 14. taylor swift fans, rod wave fans and harry styles fans, i can’t stand y’all.

racist, homophobic, ableist, all of the stuff that ends with ‘ist’ basically

IF YOU SUPPORT I*RAEL. get the fuck off my blog, you’re not welcome whatsoever.

no hate will be tolerated, you will get blocked 😣

just don’t be weird /srs, and we’re good!

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 :

fandoms i write for are located in my masterlist !

i don’t write/will NOT write anything that is sexual (not cus ion fw smut i jus dk how to write it without giving myself the ick)

i don’t write/will NOT write any furry stuff or just weird shit… guys don’t be weird PLEASE.

yall can still send thirsts and shit tho

i don’t write all that much but i definitely will if i’m inspired or wtv 😭

i won’t write for a male reader or a gender neutral reader, sorry but no

jus again, don’t be weird and don’t request anything weird.

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DENY ANY REQUEST.

now that you’ve read that, feel free to request or check out my mlist 🦇

© 𝓟𝓐𝓡4𝓓𝓘𝓢𝓔𝓔 — . all rights reserved. do not plagiarize or steal works. ✧ ִֶָ ، !

[imagine-a-life-like-this]

Okayyyyyy

so

um

hows 2024 going for yall hahahahahahahahah im going crazy

1.Broke up with bff (who accused me of breaking girl code even though she either made out or fucked all of my crushes)

2.not finding any REAL connections and friends

3. Birthday soon (I'm ageing)

4. IM FAILING (i have THREE F's😭)

5.NO BITCHES (no boyfie, no girlfie) Bi myself

6. BROKE AF (i have 20c)

soo :] how yall doinnn........ 😭😭😭😭

(on the plus side i may be getting money on my birth🫡)

Oh nooooo I'm so sorry 🥺 honestly though you're better off without a person like that in your life, I promise !

You are always welcome to dm me ! We can talk, be friends, anything 🥰

I hope things start looking up for you ! We are only going into the fifth month. There's still lots of time for good things to happen this year. Manifesting good things for you 💕

Also happy early birthday ! I hope you enjoy your birthday despite the aging aspect 🥺💕

[krisseratops]

Welcome back, darling! ✨

Awww, thank you sweetheart 💖 I missed yall! Life just got super busy. And I've been, y'know, horsing around a bit ;p But you can still hit me up whenever in dms or discord, I'm always happy to hear from you!

But seriously tho, why is it that every time I'm off tumblr for more than a few days, some shit goes down? I'm gone for like a week and when I come back it's like

Can't leave you alone for a minute without everyone burning the place down, huh? Sksksksks, I love yall, never change

Also, the weather pulled the april fools joke of all time with a freaking blizzard and by going from 12°C to -5°C with like 20 cm of snow. So, while the traffic is jamming more than a garage band on meth, I can at least go make a snowman in my backyard.

[savior-of-humanity]

Ouougrghhh yeah um. Sorry for being basically dead here lately 😭 I've basically had zero energy for writing on tumblr lately + my energy has basically been reserved for niche discord rp servers (Godzilla/Evangelion crossovers my beloved) and video games. I might also drop most, if not all, of my threads/owed replies in the inbox but idk if or when I'm gonna do that. If yall ever wanna reach out to me for w/e reason, your always welcome to hit up my DMs on here or discord!!! You can find me @ sharklordsatan on discord

Anyways. I'm gonna drop some Hot New Lore™ under the read-more for my argonian character (Swift-With-Arrows) since I decided I didn't really like how ""plain"" her backstory was

SURPRISE BITCH YOU ALSO GET SOME ART OF HER TOO!!!! Okay anyways. For context, originally Swift's backstory was pretty generic - she grew up in Black Marsh, before setting out to explore the world (definitely visiting at least Cyrodiil + Morrowind) at around 19 - 20 before she'd end up in Skyrim.

Now, the current iteration of her backstory goes something like this;

Somewhere on Solstheim, there's a remnant of the old Dragon Cult. They once were part of the cult for Miraak, but became disillusioned with him (given that he was, y'know, stuck in Apocrypha) and fucked off to return to their dragon-worshipping ways.

However, they would latch on to the idea of a Dragonborn being subservient to the will of their dragon overlords, much like how Miraak himself had once been. So obviously they set off to go actually find a Dragonborn - which. Isn't an easy thing to pull off, given their rarity. I don't know how long it would take them (let alone how they do it - maybe something involving Daedra?) but eventually, finally, they find what they're looking for. A child, born of dragon blood, deep within the swamps of Black Marsh.

I also don't have many solid ideas on how she ends up in the custody of the cult in the first place, but either way, she's ultimately taken back to Solstheim and raised by the cult directly.

Her being taken from her homeland is a tragedy in of itself - it means that she's ultimately denied her birth-right to be raised by her people. To learn their culture, to live with her family, and ultimately to develop her connection with the Hist. Her being separated from Black Marsh at such a young age means that she is estranged from the Hist, further alienating her from her fellow Argonians.

It doesn't help that the cult actively indoctrinates her on her future role as Dragonborn; to them, she is to act as the ultimate servant to their dragon gods. The embodiment of their will, the perfect tool, the perfect slave - belonging to no-one but Alduin himself. It's not a great environment to grow up in, as you can imagine - especially as they at some point forcibly tattoo their given name for her, Dovriizaak, along her spine in Dovahzul.

Eventually, though, she escapes their clutches - fleeing into Morrowind, where she proceeds to head west so that she can get as far from Solstheim as possible. For a good while, she goes without any name whatsoever; the thought of being called her cult-given name (or her fated name as the priests called it), let alone the memory of the cult at all, was enough to make her sick to her stomach. Eventually, though, she would decide to give herself a name; Swift-With-Arrows. (Fun fact; this is the name the Hist would've given her had she still grown up in Black Marsh. So you could probably say that despite the circumstances of her childhood, she still has a connection.)

Finally, she crosses the border into Skyrim - only to be caught up in the middle of an Imperial ambush, leading into the events of the storyline. She never figured that she actually was Dragonborn despite the cult treating her as such, so to not only have Alduin himself come down from the sky and try to kill her at Helgen, and then later face Mirmulnir at the Whiterun tower and absorb his soul...

Yeah. She doesn't take it well.

[kamari333]

may 16 personal update

Under the cut so yall dont have to see if you dont wanna:

So I got Tears of the Kingdom (because deep down I'm still a The Legend of Zelda fanboy, an absolute fanslut, a whore if you will), and I'm low key angry how much fun it is. I'll be taking a few days to just eat this game and digest it.

As for my fics, I have plans:

I'm super behind in updating "It Could Be Worse" and it will probably stay that way for a bit. I'm not abandoning the fic, I just need to focus on finishing some of my shorter wips so I feel less stressed about how many wips I have.

My current goal is to finish "An Anthology of Dreams" and then the as-yet-unmade appending Sequel that joins "An Anthology of Dreams" with "An Anthology of Nightmares" back into consecutive events. I'll probably also go into "A Skeleton Plague Doctor in Lord Dream's Court" and tweek a few details that got better fleshed out in the anthology (past me, how could you write out of order, this is your fault). When I have done all of that, everything will be ready to write "Poignance" later! Yay!

In summary, I'm getting the "Dr33mtal3" series all cleaned up so I can write my ship fic in peace <3 I'm also working on the Dr33mtal3 TPE timeline comic on the side, which i'd love to finish before starting into "Poignance".

After finishing the anthologies, my next plan is to finish a little side project I havent posted yet. I have several chapters done of it, but I wanna get it knocked out so it isnt sitting there glaring at me anymore lol.

Then I wanna knock out another "It Could Be Worse" chapter (or two- they tend to come in pairs).

And then back to the "Ebott is a Multiverse" series again to, hopefully, finish off "Burlesque" and "Happily Ever Laughter".

When I reach this point, I wanna get back to semi-regular "It Could Be Worse" updates, and I'll either start using "Poignance" as a break from "Ebott is a Multiverse" or I'll be starting "Poignance" after "Burlesque" and "Happily Ever Laughter" are done. I dunno. This is a bit too far out for me to be sure of.

These are my plans anyway.

I'm dealing with some personal problems which you're welcome to ask about in DMs or on discord, but they don't seem worth going on about here.

Remember, my inbox is always open and I love hearing from you (and maybe making friends, who knows).

Oh, and if you read this far, <3 I appreciate you.