#as always fuck jk Rowling

[youreonyourown-kid]

Listen I too once had Harry Potter brainrot so I get it but it’s so weird how much of fandom space it takes up. Like when I look up procedural dramas on AO3 why do a bunch of HP crossover fics show up as most popular? And like.. I could see the appeal of seeing certain characters in Hogwarts/sorting them. Categorizing is fun! But Leroy Jethro Gibbs is not a man to be shipped with boy wizards what is this

[a-block-head]

Why not try “Secrets of Droon”?

Hey there adults with children. Want to introduce your kids to a magical world of adventure and wonder NOT written by an open and proud bigot? Well why not try “The Secret of Droon” series? We’ve got:

1) Three different main characters with different personalities and quirks for self insert options

2)  A spunky princess who can take name and kick ass while still being very polite (because manners are important)

3) An elder wizard father figure that does NOT manipulate the cast into convoluted plans to do his bidding

4) A comic relief side character that is not annoying as hell

5) An evil dark lord with a tragic backstory an redemption arc

6) An even eviler dark lord with no redemption arc that must be defeated at all costs

7) A mysterious, morally grey character with a secret connection to the princess.

8) A missing Queen 

10) Comedy, suspense, romance, drama, AND angst.

11) 44 TOTAL BOOKS

12) And best of all, the knowledge that every dollar you spend on this series is not given to a horrible, horrible person.

Have fun!

[adrianecarday]

"Harry" by adrianecarday on INPRNT

[lylahammar]

this fat liberation month I'm wishing for every british author to be visited by the ghosts of fatphobic characters they've written past present and future

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Someone REALLY is bitter that their favorite terf ones didn't win any seats, huh???

[vulpinesaint]

the hogwarts legacy conversation really highlights something that i think usually stays hidden under the polite facade of liberalism. in the past days, weeks, months, it has become increasingly more apparent that there are SHOCKINGLY few trans allies in spaces which pride themselves on inclusivity and acceptance. as liberal people whose allyship so far has been limited to offering pronouns in their bio and maybe putting an infographic on their insta story once in a while are pressed to make choices to actively support trans people, it becomes increasingly clear that what they offered was never allyship at all. it becomes increasingly clear that their 'allyship' was contingent on all trans people being nice and unobtrusive and separate from other issues. people are dropping their illusions of supporting trans people shockingly quickly when confronted with the choice to actively harm people or not play a video game. as pat loller described it, they are presented with a trolley problem with trans people on one side and jk rowling/the (already paid) game devs on the other. one side will not be damaged. the train will take them on to their next destination, in fact, with very little fanfare. the train will crush the trans people. you have to actively pull the lever to crush the trans people. so-called allies are actively pulling the lever and then getting upset when trans people get upset about being DIRECTLY HARMED. how dare we speak up about the issues we face. how dare we be upset about the direct disregard and harm that people who claimed to support us are now foisting upon us. how dare we be messy about that. we are being actively legislated out of existence, and people who said they were our allies are abandoning us in droves for their much larger problem of... not being able to play a game. it's honestly fucking comedic. your allyship means nothing if it comes with conditions. your allyship means nothing if you are not willing to take action for the sake of your allies. your allyship means nothing if you are not willing to LITERALLY SIT STILL AND NOT DO A SINGLE ACTION for the sake of your allies. the trans community asks people NOT TO PLAY THE GAME. and people look us in the eyes and tell us that a few hours of antisemitic gameplay is worth more than our lives. fine. whatever. we see how it is. glad that they're finally being honest, at least. if you play hogwarts legacy or engage with harry potter i hope you die.

[autumnteawithfriends]

I would be critical of Harry Potter if it wasn’t for the fact that not only are the films and books are extremely fucking boring and slogs to get through, but I despise J.K Rowling and I don’t want to support her at all

Also Book Hermione is annoying as hell and I will die on this hill

[drnecolii]

YALL SEVERUS SNAPE LOVERS/LIKERS/ENJOYERS PLS FOR THE LIFE OF ME LISTEN TO "ALWAYS" BY BETH CROWLEY I ACTUALLY STARTED CRYING IT'S GENUINELY SUCH A GOOD SONG EVEN IF YOU DONT LIKE SNAPE IT'S WORTH A LISTEN PLSSSSS

[whimtortoise]

What is your Hogwarts house?

i'm mentally ill but not that mentally ill

[flightlessfinch]

ohhhh my god u don’t like transfem sirius? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite jk rowling?

[milevenstancyendgame]

TW: Transphobia, racism, misogyny, r*pe

I just read through a history of J.K. Rowling's transphobic tweets, and I realised - the character Umbridge in HP was probably her idea of a trans woman???

"A Very Potter Musical" even made a "joke" of it by casting a cis-man for the role. They also made a rape joke, and were as misogynous and racist as J.K.

And now I also understand one (of the many things) that always disturbed me in HP, namely that it seemed to be implied that Umbridge was raped by the centaurs. Which is apparently what J.K. wishes on trans women (see her other book series) .

I feel so fucking sick.

[origami-butterfly]

Ok but sometimes the most infuriating political stance a person can have is point blank refusing to discuss social issues with you when you bring it up because they "don't want to get political". Don't open the tags unless you want to read a rant

[trisockatops]

I can generally just scroll past all the JK/HP bullshit because I've generally cultivated a sphere of people who also hate her and can no longer use "death of the author" (SHE ISN'T DEAD, SHE'S VERY ALIVE AND ACTIVELY DOING HARM) to excuse her violence towards vulnerable groups. But I'm getting that it still has too many aspec fans when I'm having to regularly block HP posts in the tag. Y'all, really?

JK is openly transphobic, racist, and antisemitic and funnels her money to causes that directly harm the people she hates and brags (and laughs!!!) about doing so. At least keep your HP bullshit out of the asexual and aromantic tags. Come up with a code word so I don't have to come across your lack of allyhood when searching for aro/ace posts. Tons of us aspecs are trans/BIPOC/Jewish, and we see you shoving us out. We matter. Please act like it.

[thepettieststar]

I have a silly little headcanon that draco looks exactly like regulus just with blond hair. And every time Narcissa looks at Draco she sees her little cousin she couldn’t protect from the war. So when Draco gets the mark and starts working for Voldemort she feels like she is being forced to relive the time before regulus died where she was loosing him and there was nothing she could do. And one night her and Draco get into an argument about how he is too involved and she ends up yelling “I won’t be able to protect you, Regulus!” And Draco leaves to go to Hogwarts and start his mission the next morning. that’s my silly little head cannon

[hippityhoppityyourenowmyproperty]

Not the fucking terfs fighting for their lives rn trying to somehow claim rowling wasn't denying the book burnings

[youreonyourown-kid]

Full offense but why would you want to make a theme park of the ministry of magic? Like only bad things happened there in the series and it’s not really a fun place??