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More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

HES SEVENTEEN

He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.

He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.

Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.

He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)

Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.

If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.

He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.

He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.

He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.

The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.

He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.

Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.

Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.

He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.

He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.

He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.

HES SEVENTEEN.

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being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we’ve covered this

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the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

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the star and the deer.

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“we need more evil female characters” you guys cant even handle a traumatized teenage girl making a mistake

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My main goal as a writer is to hurt you badly

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Sirius refuses to dress seasonally appropriate, but he has a boyfriend with soft jumpers who keeps him warm :)

I got several asks for wolfstar but here is them as kiss 2 from this prompt

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stop normalizing ai use in fandom 👎

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us in november 2025

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i like how its mike holding up wills painting and not will. like fuck yeah! my cool artistic boyfriend made this for me only, look at how amazing it is!! look!

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rip Sirius Black you would’ve loved twilight.

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They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

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An insult towards regulus black is an insult towards me and I will not stand for it 😻

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(Modern AU) Barty would text Evan asking for nudes and Evan would send back pictures of his professionally done X-Rays with no words.

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Thinking about james sneaking to regulus and almost getting caught by filch then turning into a stag. The next day the whole school is flying with rumors about the stag that got in that night. James is falling asleep into his breakfast while regulus is laughing picking leaves out of his hair after finding him where he was led out into the forest by the teachers