#are you DUMB

[beepshroom]

“ANGELKIN” ISNT A BUZZWORD FOR YOUR AESTHETIC COQUETTE BLOG GET OUT OF MY HOUUUSEEEEE

[alyceinwonderland777]

Loki: *Has been snatched from his homeland, had his true heritage hidden from him and was raised into hating his own people, meaning that he was lied to his entire life*

Some random jerk: "He WaS AnGrY oNlY bEcAuSe DaDdY dIdN't LoVe HiM!1!1!1!1!1"

Me:

[luluscandystore]

im literally the best how can people not like me?

[mihaser]

Me, thinking after the Lenny nightmare Butcher would really care for Hughie and tell him about side effects of Temp V:

[hedonists]

I’ve been staring at this for half an hour now. Someone slap me and bring me back to earth before I publicly confess my undying love for this man.

[ceaselesswatching]

you know that one post about how not liking cats is a red flag and the person probably sucks? yeah that but instead of cats it's skyler white

[epiphainie]

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[vacantgodling]

customer, sending me an email to complain: yeah everything was great, we just weren't expecting to have a purple door

me: .... wdym

customer: well the door was supposed to be arctic blue but it's actually purple so we want it repainted. here's a photo so you can see *proceeds to send me a picture of a light blue door*

me:

[canonically47]

i started watching a video about gen alpha and this mf said something like "you should be a little afraid to have your phone at the table, you should be a little afraid of your dad - the mom will be caring, that's fine - but the dad, you should be like, 'if i have my phone and play during dinner, dad is going to beat my ass'" like. wdym you SHOULD. are you okay in the head. do you need to be checked. are you sure you should be judging this generation when you are clearly in no way better

[sadsongsandwaltzes]

I came across a “natural living” instagram page dedicated to Natural Care For Your Dogs.

And the first post I saw of theirs was “natural preventative measures” for rabies instead of the shot.

Someone needs to stop the crunchy folks until we can figure out what’s going on

[livelaughlovechai]

People who are racist are stupid specially those ones that are racist against indians/south asians like bitch you sure know “alot“(half of it aint even alat true) so you do know that if we never existed you and your sorry dumbass would still be stuck in like the stone ages right?

[tardis--dreams]

I tend to think of do hyun soo as very clever and good at reading people, but then i remind myself of his wife taking him to his father's old serial killer den and playing him a recording of his mom and my boi still not realizing she'd found out about his little secret and then this thought goes away

[lupinshanshin]

[rainingmbappe]

I want to pull my eyes out when I see ppl not knowing the difference between too and to

[gnael]

y’all love excusing odd behavior are you dumb

[muncedes]

tarte doing an influencer trip to the gp and giving them “front row seats” i’m literally going to drink beach