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i never realised how poor i was until i got a job lol
#i *knew* we werent rich but now????#i can just??? buy stuff??? for myself???#i have brought this up so many times in therapy. like. i dont have to worry about food going bad???#or like. not in a 'if this goes bad i wont have stuff to eat' way#and i can just try food that im not sure ill like???#LIKE. i just bought some dungarees on a whim!!!!!#i have always had so few clothes holy shit and im only realising that now#and like. looking back thats obviously why i never went to any concerts or anything#also. thats why i stopped eating meat for a few years lol i couldnt afford it#i literally ate rice and broccoli for my first year of uni#ANYWAYS UM. yeah its sooooooo weird that i have money now?????#i started buying video games for my brother!!!!!!!#i can offer to pay the shipping fees for my brothers boardgames!!!!!#its just. looking back i WISH i could hug little me she was going through it and didnt even notice!!!!!#nett rambles#yes i was crying by the time i finished lol can u tell
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#either ive been drugged or I'm finally in heat because what the actual hell my brain is so needy#and i can't remember if ive ever been this bad before but holy shit i can barely even type#so desperate to please i can't even put it into words#desperately want to message people i haven't talked to in years just so they can talk me through it because i really cant stand it anymore#but i don't want to use anyone like that because its gross and im literally the last person to do that#because it always happens to me and just#i can't articulate how much i need to be in sub space right now#if someone said one word to me id be dripping#and i just need something so badly#deleting this later when i get genuinely embarrassed by this because this never happens#but im actually going to start begging for anything at this point#i just want to use someone but thats fucked up so i wont#but please please please please please please please#im out of my mind and i need more holy shit#need to be more out of it#need to be teased so badly#need someone or something please#please I'll be good#you can do anything#just need something so my brain can calm down please please please please please#so empty brain and holes#please please please please please please
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ON DA FUCKINT GRIND 💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#rad1oart#im going to crash SOOO hard in like an hour just watch#whatever i have a comm to finish i cant afford to crash rn#dawg my mom woke up and was like holy shit youre awake????? must be serious 😨😨#the only other times ive pulled an all nighter was to crunch the fuck out of school work (50 page horticulture assignment I DONT MISS YOU!!#the only allnighter my MOM knows of was in middle school when i had to crunch a fucking essay on the floor of my bedroom#she walked in and was like What The Fuck Dont Do That Again But Also Get That Bag#the acetaminophen is for my headaches and general body achesANIMALS BY NICKLEBACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥#gang ive been so loopy all morning the only thing keeping me together is this roadtrip playlist me and ollie made#its the rock and metal thats keeping me locked tf in. i am going to sleep in like an hour or two and i will hear the#echos of fucking sabaton in my head#also i keep hallucinating but i cant tell if i really am or if its The House Ghost#both maybe. probably both. 90% chance its both.#coffee tastes like ass btw i hate drinking this shit but i need to LOCK TF IN.#sorry im rambling i literally have barely spoken to anyoneOh Hello Millionaires Fuck Yeahanyways yeah#my dad was up working as always so i had occasional yapping with him about Whatever and then i talked to my cats and myself for#like 4 hours and then my mom and then i said hi to my brother when he audibly said Whar at me
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Currently trying not to vomit over the fact that I essentially just lost almost a thousand dollars brb
#why me. why is it always fucking me am I just not allowed to have good things WHAT have I done to earn this kinda karma#my stupid fucking idiot roommate decided to resign the lease at the complex so I naturally contacted the landlords like hey. how does that#work with the security deposit cuz I paid that years before she even moved in do you guys need to come inspect the place after I leave#and they were like oh no ☺️ it just carries over to her. and I’m like. so. so even though I am not living here nor am on the lease#whether or not I get NINE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS BACK hinges on this JACKASS not wrecking the place???? actually not even then because say#she DOESNT wreck the place when she moves out TURNS OUT the deposit goes to her cuz it’s her name and account attached to the fucking#apartment and I’m just left sitting here like how. how is that fucking fair how does that make fucking sense I have to trust that she doesnt#ruin the place OR GET FUCKING EVICTED BECAUSE SHE HAS NO JOB AND NO WAY TO PAY RENT and then also trust her to just give it to me when she#moves out. I’m actually sick I’m actually gonna fucking throw up and the landlords were like yes exactly ☺️ perhaps you could work something#out with her and she could buy you out of it and I’m just like. she doesn’t have a job she still hasn’t paid me for LAST months utilities#let alone this months do you HONESTLY THINK she is EVER going to pay me the 900 dollars I’m fucking owed#and it’s like does this actually affect anything? no. I didn’t budget with that money cuz I didn’t actively have it and that’s not smart but#like…. 900 dollars….. I could have paid off the rest of my credit card with that and also it’s just infuriating that that money is basically#just being GIVEN to this fucking bitch who I KNOW is not gonna keep that apartment in good shape and that’s again if she somehow doesn’t get#her ass evicted cuz she’s not paying bills why they even LET her sign her own lease there I do not understand she literally has no proof of#income but ig they probably didn’t check that cuz she technically already lived there I’m just so. I’m so tired and I’m so done can I PLEASE#stop being the one who constantly gets screwed fucking over in EVERY situation no matter fucking what#while all these fucking idiots and shitty fucking ppl get whatever they want and actively BENEFIT from me getting fucked over???? I’m done.#I’m so fucking done I am never living with someone ever again never being finanacially tied to anyone fucking again and you know what. thats#great goes well with me basically being convinced atp to never be vulnerable with anyone ever again and never trust anyone ever again and#never dedicate ANY part of my life in a genuine sense to anyone ever again I will be fucking alone in every sense for THE REST of my fucking#life and that’s that. it’ll be better. this kinda shit will stop happening. financially emotionally psychologically I will stop suffering#because holy fucking shit I can’t do it anymore man I’m sick of it I’m sick of trying to be a good person and depend on people and be#vulnerable and always uphold my side of the responsibilities and arrangements just to get fucking spit on like man if this is what being a#shit person gets ppl maybe I should try because they sure seem to get all the benefits and whatever the hell they want consistently and#always while I try and be considerate of others and devote myselves to them and this is all I fucking get for it#and ik I KNOW this is just the straw on the camels back and this is a lot of issues compounding and it’s not even about the money atp#but I’m just. I’m so fucking sick and tired and beaten down and I’m tired of trying I just want to be completely on my own#so at least if bad things happen or I feel like shit I only have myself to blame and it’s safer that way and I’ll have to stop feeling like#this and dealing with these types of things UGH
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i think interpreting dynamics that dont have any canon basis to be familial as familial is totally fine but a) you cannot act like this is canon fact and, in tandem with that, b) you cannot attack people for interpreting it differently. believe me i am all for killing people who sexualize ACTUAL familial/familial-coded dynamics with knives but you have got to understand that just bcuz these two characters are friends does not mean they are siblings and it does not mean you get to get mad at others when they inevitably ship them
#also can i just say i fucking HATEEEEE when people do this with characters who canonically have romance involved in their dynamic#like i understand when there's romance in a dynamic and you would like there to not be. totally get that. but holy fuck thats#not the way to do it. like saying ''amy and sonic are so siblings!!!!'' is not the win you think it is (yes i have actually seen ppl say#that) i dont ship those two and i totally understand wanting to recontextualize their relationship but JUST GET RID OF THE ROMANCE ELEMENT!#YOU DONT HAVE TO ADD IN A FAMILIAL ELEMENT!!!!!!!!#THATS JUST WEIRD!!!! BROTHER IN CANON SHES DROOLING OVER HIM IN WHAT WORLD ARE THEY SIBLING CODED????#anyways. this shit has always kind of annoyed me but it annoys me even more now that i identify as aroace#also not to sound like i think im oppressed for liking f/m ships but i have noticed that in SOME specific spheres#this random sibling label gets slapped on a boy and a girl pairing more frequently. like again THIS ISNT THE WIN YOU THINK IT IS#saying a girl and a boy's dynamic can only be platonic if they're literally related is NOT THE WIN YOU THINK IT IS#JUST LET PEOPLE BE FRIENDS. FOR FUCKS SAKE.#serena.txt
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ugghhh wintertime sucks!! I'm sad and tired and sad all the time.. I need a nap.. and f/o cuddles.. and another nap..
#ash rambles 💚#negative#part of it is definitely the weather#it's so dark and dreary and i never wanna leave my bed#but also just. my mood akdjajs I'm kinda down in the dumps today#im recovering from being sick which always fucks me up#and i just cant shake this feeling of anxiety..? and i feel kinda a lot like my f/os wouldnt like me or would fall out of love or never see#me as more than a friend and other stuff like that#i.. actually got broken up with yesterday irl!#it wasnt messy. he said that this isnt what he wanted and it was fine and we're back to being pals. i wasnt sad at all in the moment and#i dont think i am now..? it's weird. we were laughing like always literal minutes after having the chat. when we got together we said that#if things domt work out we wanna keep being friends. and we're doing just that. honestly i saw it coming and idek if i LOVE him anymore#what even does love feel like..? regardless I'm not upset or sad at my breakup since i saw it coming and I'm honestly happy he just. Talked#to me about it. we communicated and then three minutes later went back to talking about x.enoblade LMAAOO it was fun!#but it is ridiculous for me to expect to feel NOTHING at no longer being in a relationship. i cant just feel nothing. i dont feel sad per s#just... in my thoughts i guess? I don't think the feeling of my f/os not liking me stems from me being dumped though. i think thats just me#being me sjdjaksj I'm very insecure a lot of the time. i dont think being dumped helpd very much though LMAAAOO#I'm doing okay i promise. and I'll be alright. theres just both a lot and nothing going on at the same time and i feel... idk what i feel.#i hope my f/os love me 😭 i hope that a lot#and honestly i know this community is ass and I'm more than happy in my own corner with my couple of followers but. ngl I've really felt as#though I'm not valued here and all that junk as of late. yeah just.. i think everything is happening at the same time and I'm tired and#i feel like I'm a confused kiddo who doesnt know anything anymore BAHAHAHA#holy shit it just sounds like i need a shower and a nap huh- I'll be alright I'm just. dealing with stuff akdjsks but i also hate to always#bring the mood down like this! i always try my best to be haha silly and all that shit. I'm just gonna try to daydream about f/o cuddles#(and try to convince myself they dont hate me ofc)#oh and. i know i mentioned this but. i hate the weather. so much. I'm sad all the time. November is actually my least favorite month too 😭#I've gotta study a lot today and I'll try to sneak in some k.urohyou and hopefully start watching monster too but yeah i apolgize if#I'm acting off these days ajdjajs I'm very stuck in my own mind these days. not exactly the most fun place to be 😭#delete later#i mean akdjajs i literally started crying the other day because my friend said that my husband (k.yohei) loves me ajdkahdb come on ash..
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IM SORRY. RANT INCOMING BUT
THAT'S THE QUOTE FROM RANGO WHEN RATTLESNAKE JAKE IS ACTIVELY KILLING BEANS AND IN CONTEXT IT'S NOT ROMANTIC IN THE SLIGHTEST.
AND THIS IS TAGGED SHIP????? 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
#i might be overreacting a bit. BUT HOLY FUCK WHAT WHY#WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK TO USE THAT QUOTE IN A ROMANTIC CONTEXT.#literally the next thing jake says is “look into my eyes i want to see you die'' which. ok well actually thats pretty hot#BUT NOT IN THE WAY WHERE I WANT IT. JUST HOT TO WATCH#INCREDIBLY SCARY AND FUCKED OTHERWISE#idk i always have the idea that incorrect quotes are also imagining the characters in the same situation as the og context???#i guess out of context its???? okay?????#but also this seems like its getting both of their characters EXTREMELY WRONG 💀💀💀💀💀💀#first of all jamie's my husband and only loves me 💖💖💖💖💖💖#and second in one of the few universes where he isnt my hubby. if he did end up with venture they WOULD NOT HAVE SOME TSUNDERE SHIT GOING ON#i hate to say it but this reeeeeeeeks of straight people behavior 😭😭😭#like why does it always have to be the snarky asshole and the unwilling party who still falls for their ''''irresistible charm''''#sorry i just had to go on this little rant. hater behavior keeps me virile 😂😂😂😂#wait does that word mean what i think it does hang on..#........... IT DOES NOT IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE 😳😳😳😳😳😳 OK IT KEEPS ME STRONG THERE. BYE#ruby rambles#💜: love burning like the sun#💣🐷.fndm
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was reading an article about this viral tiktok where some guy was like tapping women on the shoulder in the street to ask for a hi-five but he did it to this girl and she started crying and ofc bc its tiktok, everyone was speculating about her and like calling her racist and a huge amount of people literally saying she just shouldn’t go out in public if she cant handle that (!!!!!) and then, as should be kind of obvious to anyone with a brain, it turns out she has contamination OCD and autism and being touched by a random guy on her bare arm triggered her, but then the consensus seems to be that the guy’s behaviour was fine and he was just “spreading positivity” and it’s just an unfortunate coincidence.
but idk, firstly i think touching random women on the street and then filming their reaction for tiktok clout is insane behaviour in general personally, but also we have to stop treating people with disabilities as some kind of fringe edge case where you have to pull out some entirely new protocol. like if what you’re doing assumes someone is abled and neurotypical unless they come up to you and tell you otherwise, it sucks!!! if you aren’t accessible by default you aren’t accessible, this is literally why it’s illegal to make people ask for the key to a disabled bathroom
#also his videos suck its literally just him harassing ppl on the street (interestingly enough its like 90% women he goes up to and they#almost always look uncomfortable af)#and then he just does like. a really bad dance next to them#anyway this is also why i hate those bad luck circle things#the guy also does like 'hugging spots' and stuff like ok covid is still going#but also if you have ocd or autism thats literally helllll T_T#but yeah the amount of people being like 'well if she cant handle being harassed and filmed by a stranger in public she just shouldnt go out#like. ppl hate disabled ppl so much holy shit#also he POSTED it#like if u want me to believe he had good intentions we wouldnt even be here#bc he wouldve turned off the camera apologised and dleted the video
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Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....
#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!!#or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing#NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years#waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line#mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker#you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy#victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know#you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and#doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's#life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze#manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head?#This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and#poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy#she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he#said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch.#No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings.#bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk#that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!!#and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck.#Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he?#was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements#and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm#and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word#choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board.#Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself??#'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person#how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person??#Are you just living in some other reality???#callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me#im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason
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❤ best double life parining?
🌓 (idk if thats the right emoji) opinions on watcher lore?
tbh i really like bigb and ren for double life i have not watched that pov at alll but the pairing is just like. yeah. that makes so much sense. im also very fond of joel and etho for. obvious reasons
and uagh. fucking. watchers. like ive never watched evo i dont have that context but i just. hate how everyone makes everything watchers all the time forever and like okay fine do whatever you want but like. if you wanna do watcher shit like at least know abt the actual canon not just the fanon. and keep watcher shit around the ppl involved in evo or the ones who have continued to do shit with it dont just like choose a random block guy and be like oh hee hee watcher things
#original post tag#ask tag#idk i have. complicated watcher feelings#bc like afaik. watchers are literally just the audience. like thats all it fucking is.#some watcher stories are interesting but most are just the same old oooh evil watchers shit iver and over and im fucking like. none of you#know anything at all abt all of this#additionally like. once saw someone be like omg joels esmp2 finale. it was the watchers!!!! made me wanna scream bc. holy shit get over#yourself its not always watchers. joel isnt fucking associated w them at all it was his own fucking lore from what hed made in empires.#shut the fuck up.#anyway#hdhdkdhjdhd
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every time som1 mentions kyles mom i have 2 holdback the floodgates of h8
#im actually going 2 rewrite my entire essay#listen the internet is 4 bad opinions & im pregnant#but but her bing literally saved kyle from blahbkah blah bcoming evil! the lainting the! when he talks anout her!#no no NO IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE 2 MEEEE#its prolly me progrcting but holy shit idek IDK ILL WRITE A WHOLE ESSAY ON IT IDC#I MENA I HAVE LIKE A YR AGO BUT IT RLLY MESSES ME UP#& im not saying u cant change or improve as a person but I JUST FUCKING WISHED THEY SHOWED THAT BC HONESTLY I DIDNT GET THAT#i still think trampstamp is funny tho u cant take that away from me#i need 2 like write about how they can rebuild their relationship bc that 1 fucking hug is not repairing the pipes#but that also means i wojld have 2 touch on donna & girlie im so srry but her in those 3 issues reminds me of like no no i shalt say#not in the tags i have manners#but holy moly i just feel sm emotion 2wards kyles mom idek her name goddamn uhh#maura thats it y do i always put an e in it huh#anyways whatever goodmorning i woke up w/h8 in my mind & fesr in my heart#i literally point 2 her 4 the reasons y kyle is so pliant 2 women outside of him just bing a ‘nice guy’
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Ig good thing i finally played mwing today bc someone just posted The major ending spoiler & not only that but they posted a "holy shit i did NOT realize this" disecting *****'s actions after **** tells ***** abt the ********* as if its a huge brain take realization when in reality it was like... obvious writing on the walls... idk. Thats annoying!
#i feel like it the post wouldve had a completely less irritating vibe had it been just a#“i cant get over how xyz happened like damn this game is crazy” instead of how it was presented like#“you guys... he literally READS THE BOOK because the book is what he NEEDED to READ!!!... Holy Shit...”#(< not actually at all related to actual events)#either way tho idk i pERSONALLY just think its common curiosity to not even post blatant spoilers within like#a month or two of the release date ?#but thats just me being 30 & growing up in a world where information wasnt always instantaneous#anyways! goodnight <3#goodnight curly. goodnight anya. goodnight daisuke. goodnight swansea.#........... & thats it!
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also his drawings. make me insane. im pretty sure ive made a post about this before a while ago but i just love looking at his silly little drawings it adds so much to his character. even after everything he's been through he's still got some humor and lightheartedness in him. and he's really good at drawing too!! so it's likely something he's been doing since he was a kid
#will always believe in closeted art kid michael who became a bully so he wouldnt get bullied himself <- REAL TO ME!#anyways all his drawings are fun but i still cant get over the little hearts he scribbled in the margins of that one page#theyre just so simple and....... human. i dont know ToT#this guy is literally an undead purple zombie and he's doodling little hearts in a book#it just reminds you that michael IS a Real Guy. like canon fnaf kind of sucks ass when it comes to actually attaching any people or real#human emotion to the events of the games (very much focuses more on What Happened over actual character stuff)#(which is fine but not what i rlly look for in media usually lol.... which is why i love stuff like og fnaf vhs#which is much more character-driven)#but anyways. i think his comments and drawings in the logbook work wonders in making michael feel more real#and less like just unseen protagonist who we know about vaguely#thats why i cling so hard onto little things like his habit of chewing gum. or just him liking to draw in general#usually i dont like when fandoms make One Trait of a character super prominent/their whole personality#but with michael we know SO UNFATHOMABLY LITTLE about his character/personality that these little scraps of info are rlly all we have#in terms of his character beyond The Things That Happened To/Around Him#OH also. his love of that stupid fucking vampire show is SOOOO near and dear to my heart#another thing that makes him so painfully human. yes he is serious protagonist guy who goes thru the most unimaginable shit ever#but at the end of the day. he like many of us enjoys a stupid cartoon that he probably takes way too seriously for what it actually is#his comment about it in the logbook still makes me laugh THIS MF IS PROJECTING ONTO A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN HIS LITTLE SHOW#HE JUST LIKE ME FR#ANYWAYS holy fucking shit i did NOT mean to go on this long of a rant#i just fucking love michael afton so much im sorry#serena.txt
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the enemy of my friend is my enemy, but he's also his own worst enemy? so he's my friend? (nr6) | pt3
pairing: nico rosberg x hamilton!reader [smau]
summary: in an attempt to plan a surprise birthday party for your brother's 39th birthday, you enlist the help of his ex-??? to get into his apartment
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lewishamilton Excited to be back home for New Year's. Here's to an amazing 2024!
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user1 LOOKING GOOD SIRRRRRR 😩😩😩
user2 i usually hate manspreading, but the way this man does it is sooooooo sexy user3 literalllyyyyy it's the see through shirt that does it for me though user4 can't wait to see him without his braids, they're the only thing that get me through the winter break 😭😭😭
user5 UGH HOW DOES MONACO HAVE SUCH GOOD WEATHER IN LIKE THE MIDDLE OF WINTER, BRO'S IN A SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT
fencer can't wait to see you brother 💪
user6 yooooo birthday bash hints??? user7 i mean his birthday is pretty soon....maybe we'll see another bro pic hahahaha
user8 happy new years eve from london ❤️
charles_leclerc when are you going to finally invite me out on a yacht trip ☹️
user9 LOL CHARLES ARENT U LITERALLY MONEGASQUE AND RICH - GET UR OWN YACHT 🤣🤣🤣 user10 bro just wants to hang out with the goat
user11 ya'll anyone else catch on y/n's absent comment??? girlie is usually on top with responding to her brother's posts...
user12 yk she doesn't always have to respond right, like she could just be with lewis, or you know...being her own person user13 lmfaooo so real @/user12 user14 but like she's not even given it a like? i wonder where she is... LIKED BY lewishamilton
user15 hopefully mercedes have their car back on track this year, we NEED to see this man win a race 🙌🙌🙌
user16 CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT INSTA POST!!! BIRTHDAY TIMEEEEEE
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f1gossipofficial well well well it looks like an old romance may have been rekindled just before new years!
y/n hamilton and nico rosberg have been seen arguing in y/n's ferrari daytona sp3 in monaco, before engaging in a heated makeout session. are we going to see our first new (honorary) wag of 2024?
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user20 OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
user20 WE ARE SO BACK GUYS
user21 HOLY SHIT MOTHER AND FATHER ARE BACK TOGETHER TRULY MY ROMAN EMPIRE
user22 someone gotta call the ambulance for lewis, he's about to get the biggest heart attack of his life
user23 cant believe their relationship has literally been strangers -> friends -> secret lovers -> enemies -> friends? -> lovers????
user24 that's why they're ICONS 💪💪💪 user25 istg if they go back to being enemies after all this crapshow they've put us through... user26 i think max would rather just shove them in a hotlap with him around spa and then lock them together in a room then face them being enemies again
user27 YA'LL ARE MISSING THE POINT AGAIN, THEY'VE PROBABLY BEEN TOGETHER SINCE BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
user28 RIGHTTTT 🤨 like are people seriously think they havent contacted each other before this lol user29 nah i think this is legit their first interaction in like eight years - welp didn't take them that long to get BACK together
user30 do you guys need a third??? asking for a friend
user31 bros are not subtle at all 😭 making out in such a recognisable car and city where everyone knows who tf they are 😭😭😭
user32 i forgot how good they look together 😍
user33 watch their kids be pretty as f too
user34 well looks like both hamiltons like rosberg, wonder if thats definitely not at all caused any arguments 😒
user35 well you defs werent around for the great hamilton twitter discourse of 2014... user36 oh yeah forgot about that user37 🤨 someone wanna tell me what that is?
user38 CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO ACTUALLY FINALLY POST EACH OTHER AFTER EIGHT YEARS
user39 i missed the anniversary posts so bad 😍 user40 their cute little dates healed something in me
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Barrack bunny ~ BNHA guys x Bottom Male Reader
Military AU - Nsfw / MDNI ~ amab m!reader / FDNI Characters: Bakugo, Deku, Shoto, Kirishima, Sero, Kaminari, Hawks Top!Characters x Bottom!Reader word count: 4.8k (holy shit thats so long for me) Some pictures of the guys as soldiers is at the bottom to help with visualisation!
In an all men's unit, within which all of the guys worked out constantly and looked the part, you were different
You were evidently gay, something which is thankfully accepted nowadays
But most of the guys took a liking to you despite you out-ly being gay - something still slightly frowned upon in the army
You weren't annoying and you did your job, but you were nice to everyone and would always check in on guys when they looked down
But the thing that your peers noticed the most was the fact that you were the dictionary definition of a barrack bunny
Not that any of them were complaining about it - they were all young men around their 20s which still had hormones and needs
It just became tricky when most of the guys took a liking to you which was further than a sexual one
Katsuki Bakugo
The man was practically made for the military - he follows orders to a tee and sticks to the set routine
Bakugo is serious about his role in the army, even if he is in the lowest rank there is
He takes training seriously, which is very evident when you take a look at his body - he looks like he was sculpted by a god
The blonde's pecs and abs were chiseled as hell and his back was massive just like his arms
The way Katsuki carries himself just exudes confidence - and holy fuck he just looks right with a rifle in his arms
Bakugo had noticed you around, you did stick out like a sore thumb at the end of the day
The blonde really did take a liking to you, despite not really showing it
He would subconsciously look out for you on the field and would blush whenever you helped patch him up
And whenever the explosive man would need to release some steam, you were always there for him
Katsuki had never questioned his sexuality - he'd always thought of himself as straight
But hey, the army brings out parts of men that they didn't know they had
Whenever Katsuki wanted you- no rather he needed you, the blonde would walk over to your bed and knock on the frame three times
A small signal he'd established with you to let you know he needed to feel you around him
You would then tip-toe over to somewhere quiet and go at it like bunnies - just like your nickname suggested
You'd always found Katsuki at his hottest in his uniform, so he made an effort to wear it most of the time when fucking your brains out
He looked so good, maneuvering your body and making you do exactly what he wanted while in uniform
The muscular man also would go fully out when fucking, a dominating and sadistic persona coming out of him - to your utmost of pleasure
Katsuki would make you worship his body toe to head (literally)
The man would make you kiss his boots, make you take them off and kiss his feet before letting you move up all along his body
The blonde would make you choke on his veiny, sweaty dick, his bushy pubes stuffing your nose and limiting the already little oxygen you were receiving
Bakugo loved having power over you, so most of the time he'd let you put in little to no effort while he ruined you
Katsuki covers your body in his own unique marks while he pounds into you
He forces you to kiss him and his body while he drills his dick into your prostate
By the end of the night, you've both came twice and half the barrack is awake - but neither of you could care less
The two of you were like a perfect match, affectionately and sexually - so it made things complicated when Bakugo began wanting you to himself
The built blonde started showing his affection towards you more publicly
Katsuki would also be more brutal during training, shooting glares at his peers which are also frequent visitors of your barracks
And the sex would only get more possessive and more rough as Katsuki's feelings for you strengthened
He wanted you to himself more and more
Izuku Midoriya
If there was another person that didn't really fit in with the other soldiers - it was Izuku
He was more meek and less hard-core about the army than his peers
However on the training grounds, it became evident that Izuku belonged in the army
The man was ruthless, he had his mind set on the end goal and we would reach it
His body was incredible, built perfectly - he wasn't incredibly muscular but he most definitely wasn't unfit
Midoriya and you became friends the first day of your mandatory service, and he immediately took a liking to you
The green-haired man found you caring and calming - he could always be relaxed around you
Being reckless on the training grounds meant the man was always in need of bandages
And Izuku loved how careful and dotting you were whenever you patched him up
The meek man, of course, knew about your reputation as the unit's barrack bunny, but he couldn't care less - it just meant he had more reason to like you
Whenever Izuku craved your touch, craved your body, he would tiptoe to your bed and scratch your head, ruffling your hair for a hot minuet before making hid way to the disabled bathroom
No-one in your unit was disabled, so that poor bathroom was your go-to spot for sinful activities
Midoriya loved it when you rode him, he loved holding your waist with his rough, scared hands and just admire your the contrast between your bodies
The muscular man also wasn't small whatsoever, the small bulge in your abdomen every time you sank on his veiny cock was proof of that
You loved listening to Izuku try to hold in his moans, small whimpers escaping his throat through his gritted teeth, his face scrunched up as he struggles not to cum while holding in his noises
The sound of your ass slapping against Izuku's muscular thighs would echo throughout the bathroom along with your moans - which you never bothered to hold in, half the barracks had heard them before at their own hands
Izuku would kiss you constantly, your lips plump from how long the man makes out with you for - and when he isn't kissing you, he's marking your neck with his own light pink lovebites
And due to Izuku's fit nature, he can last for a long time
Your poor self is fully spent, having came 3 times by the time Izuku finally shoots his boiling hot load inside of you
What pushes Izuku over the edge of lust to love is the many moments you two have shared after the green-haired hunk has re-arranged your guts
Your heavy breathing harmonising with his as you comfortably lay your naked body on Izuku's
Midoriya likes to run his rough fingers up and down your back, the two of you Chat about almost anything during that time - he's never been so close with someone before
When Izuku comes to terms with the fact that he likes you, he starts to be more possessive of you - he calls out his peers when they talk badly about you and glares at guys who say they need a piece of you
But mostly, Izuku's sex drive increases ten fold - he fucks you day and night, at the training grounds or even your own bed with the others around
Shoto Todoroki
Shoto was ranked just slightly above the others - of course due to his efforts in the army, but mainly due to his father making a generous donation
He still slept in the same barracks and would only be in charge of your unit if absolutely no other superior was on the field
The others liked Shoto, he didn't get much special treatment and he still put in a lot of work - he would train like a maniac
The stoic man would spend most of his free time in the gym rather than anywhere else
Shoto knew about you, but he'd never really been interested in you
He'd heard his peers talk about how good you were and how charming you were, but the half n' half man was never really interested
That was until he really paid attention to you on the field
You caught his eye and he couldn't wrap his head around 'how someone could look so good on the field while also doing so well'
Shoto really admired your dedication to your role - and it really did help that you were fucking drop dead gorgeous
The tall soldier had decided he wanted to see why everyone was so smitten over you
So the two of you started talking quite a lot; to the point where Shoto would subconsciously look for you first in a new room
Another perk that came with his father's donation was that Shoto had a private bathroom - a room which the two of you became very familiar with
Shoto would even bother being sneaky about it, the man's ego would actually get inflated when he would ask you in front of everyone to go fuck
"(Y/n), join me in my ensuite?" That's all the man would say and you're already perking up and following behind the tall soldier
For a sheltered rich boy, Shoto can sure get down and dirty with you
He strips down fully and likes to watch you stare at his slim-toned body, a blush creeping on your face as blood rushes to your dick
If there's one thing Shoto likes to always do with you it's watch you squirm against him as he fingers you ruthlessly
The toned man puts his slim, long fingers to good use, sitting you naked on his lap - your skin against his - as he abuses your prostate constantly
Shoto fucking loves watching you squirm and try to hump against his dick while he curls his fingers against your gummy walls
The man gets off to your whimpers too much for his own good
And by the time he re-arranges you to impale you on his dick, you're already stretched out enough to only feel the pleasure of Shoto's skinny, veiny 8 incher
Shoto's go-to is having you lay on the closed toilet while he towers his thin, muscular body above you - his dick plowing into you while he hand wraps around your throat gently
Your moans fill his ensuite immediately, accompanied by Shoto's own moans and groans at full volume - the privacy of his ensuite coming in clutch, as the two of you like to get noisy
The man holds you in place gently by your throat, his thumb caressing your cheek as he wipes away the tears his dick is forcing out of you
Shoto also loves to tease your dick, wanking you off while he pounds his cock deep inside of you - teasing your dickhead from time to time, his moaning chuckles echoing in the room as he watches you writhe in overstimulation
Once Shoto discovers that he has feelings for you, his ego becomes a real problem
The two-tone haired man wants everyone to know that you belong to him - whether you actually do or don't
Shoto wraps his arm around your waist and makes you sit on his lap whenever the unit is hanging out during free time
Or he'll fully tell other guys to fuck off of they're with you
He also fucking lives off of the looks other guys give him when he does things like that
Shoto just can't help it, he needs you to be his
Eijiro Kirishima
The redhead exudes masculinity - he really was made for the army
Kirishima is one of the most well-liked of your unit, almost second to you
The man is extroverted and helps out his peers when the need it, but best of all, he looks really fucking good in camo
Eijiro immediately took notice of you, he was one of the first to talk to you and eventually get with you
The redhead was quite fond of you, he liked how you cared about your role but you weren't too hard-core
You really liked Eijiro too, he didn't go to the gym much, despite staying so muscular somehow
He was very well built, his back and arms looking perfect 24/7
It was almost impossible for you two not to have sex at some point
It just so happened that the aforementioned point in time was very early
Kirishima also fucks like a beast - while also looking like a sex-god as he plows your brains out
The redhead likes to pull you to the side whenever he's horny and he drags you to a place where he can get it on with you
Kiri also knows how horny you get whenever he wears his tank top, so he most definitely wears it every time you two get it on
His arms and back just look so good in it, and he likes to watch you physically get turned on by his body - it seriously inflates his ego
Ejiro also fucking loves to dominate you - it's a common trend amongst military men
The redhead loves to force your body into positions where he holds all of the power
Full Nelson is his favourite by far, Eijiro loves showing off his strength by holding you up, forcing your body down on his thick cock with such ease
The muscular soldier also can't deny his affinity for being worshiped
Especially his smell, Kirishima gets so turned on when he makes you smell his sweaty body after training all day
He makes you sniff his musky balls and dick before sucking him off, forcing your nose into his forest of pubes for minutes at a time just forcing you to inhale his scent
Kirishima also likes making you ride him, watching you struggle to take his thick, veiny cock while you moan and whimper, dick twitching pathetically
Eijiro particularly likes to take control once you get into a rhythm and give your system a shock with a new pace, a rough pace
It then that Eijiro grabs your hair tightly and forces your head into his arm pit while he fucks up into your abused hole
Your head woozy from the muscular soldiers musky sweat and your body trembling from his cock plowing into your poor prostate
The man also doesn't keep quiet, so your whole barrack can hear Kirishima as he cums deep inside of you, claiming you as his own for just that little moment in time
However, once the Beast of a man has had his fill, he's incredible at aftercare
Kirishima goes out of his way to clean you up to a tee and then let's you rest on his warm, muscular body while he plays with your hair
Eijiro really enjoys the moments after sex, sometimes even more than the sex itself - the first time he thought time it immediately clicked that he liked you
Initially, Kiri is subtle about the fact that he likes you
He might be more physically affectionate when around other people
Or he may be more careful with you in bed even though you insist you can take more
However, once other guys start to show interest in you in more possessive ways, Kirishima feels the need to match their level
So his arm is around your waist whenever the redhead can get it there
And if any other soldier tries to make a subtle move on you, Kirishima finds that the best deterrent is to awkwardly call out their behaviour
"Are you trying to flirt with, (y/n)? You think you have a chance?" In the most sincerely confused tone was Kiri's go-to and it sure did work
Sero Hanta
Sero was another one of the more social soldiers
He did his job when he had to, but an opportunity to slack was never not taken
The two of you were friends before anything happened between the two of you
You would only hangout with each other, Chat and play shitty games - like normal friends
He knew you were a barrack bunny and he couldn't give less of a fuck, he would call out anyone bad mouthing you and would say "that's a slay from you though" when you would tell him about a recent fuck of yours
The two of you were nothing more than close friends, you two weren't afraid to shoe physical affection
So one time when you were sat in Sero's lap facing him, most people would of thought something was going on there - but there wasn't, not yet at least
It was when you fell asleep that the problem began
It was late at night after a huge training day, so while the other members of your unit played a game of cards, you were sleeping like you'd never slept before in Sero's lap
But once everyone else had gotten tired and gone to bed, you and Sero remained on the floor - your unconscious body snuggling into Sero's
Unfortunately for Sero, you move a LOT in your sleep, resulting in the poor man popping a boner
Which would just not go away! Mainly due to your unconscious and accidental grinding against his dick
So, as Sero profusely blushed and tried to move you off of him, you woke up
And you felt Sero's raging boner pushing against your ass
What happened afterwards was a blur but it went along the lines of you two rushing into the bathroom and going at it
Sero's very gentle with you - despite his slim-toned build
The man focuses on your pleasure, your moans and whines egging him on as he fucks up into you while playing with your nipples
The two of you don't fuck very often, but when you do it's earth-shattering and comfortable at the same time
It also isn't awkward to stay friends even though you two share such intimate moments, the real problem arises when Sero's platonic and sexual feelings for you become slightly romantic
His behaviour barely changes, but when you two are doing your usual clingy friendship activities, the toned soldier holds onto you just a little tighter
He also becomes obviously upset when you're hanging out with someone else
And during sex, Sero hugs you and kisses you while softly fucking into you - marking your neck with soft hickeys
He softens even more than usual when he starts to like you romantically - it's a nice change, contrasting your other peers who absolutely demolish you
Denki Kaminari
Unlike most other soldiers in your unit, Denki slacks at any given moment - even if he knows he'll get in shit for it
He's such a dumb yet lovable idiot, his shocked and scared expression slightly charming when he's getting an earful for dozing off on lookout
He's one of the more hormonal soldiers to say the least - and it doesn't help that he has quite the perverted side to him
So when Kaminari heard that your hobbies include getting fucked by every other member of your unit, he knew he needed to get a piece of you
The two of you were friendly to begin with, but the fact that you had a soft spot for goofy men who look fucking hot in uniform really helped speed your relationship along
All it took was for Denki to accidentally blurt out that he thought you were ridiculously attractive and that he didn't mind getting shouted at by superiors of it meant he got to sneak around with you - and with that you were ready to pretty much jump on his dick
If there's one thing Denki likes to do with you it's make out
The soldier will drop all his duties and sneak around the superiors just to hide away with you and hold you in his lap while the two of you kiss messily for half an hour - Denki dry humping his clothed crotch up into the smooth curve of your ass
The blonde looks so, so good in uniform, his white tanktop highlighting his slim, muscular body while the camo cargoes just suit him so well
He doesn't like to be subtle about the fact that you and him fuck, so whenever it's just your unit with no superiors, he likes to rub it in the others faces that you and him are heading off to a supply shed
And holy shit is Kaminari good at what he does
After making out for God knows how long, the man will move you into his arms, Denki standing up while his tongue is still playing with yours
The blonde likes to show off how strong he is - despite being a slacker, he does train a lot
Denki holds you in his arms, your legs around his waist while he one handedly unbuckles his cargos and pulls yours down the curve of your ass
Kaminari certainly shows off his strength when he moves you up and down on his veiny dick with such ease, hitting your prostate with every thrust while you hold onto his broad shoulders tightly
Being kind of a perv, the blonde fucking loves watching you drool and blush from the size of his dick, your fists tightening to hold Kaminari closer and your eyes being forced to look up from the pressure and pleasure his dick was forcing onto your ass
It's only when your chief loudly bangs on the door of the shed that you're fucking in that Kaminari takes his eyes off of your fucked out face and slows his pace down
"Kaminari! What's taking you so long?" The chief shouts
Denki quickly moves his hand to your mouth, his rough palm keeping all of your moans from escaping
"S-SORRY SIR! C-CUUUMING NOW!" The blonde shouts as his pace quickens, your walls clenching against Kaminari's thick dick so tightly that he actually starts cumming
You can hear your superior walk away faintly, the sound of his steps mainly blocked by Denki's whimpering and grunting in your ear as his cum seeps out of your cock-filled hole
"Sorry I couldn't help myself... You're just toooo warm and good~"
Now while Denki may be very sex-brained, he struggles to separate sex from romance - so he falls for you pretty quickly
He's one of the only members of your unit to loudly state that they like you
Most of his peers make fun of him for saying things like
"I can't wait to leave here and date, (y/n)..."
Your peers telling the blonde that you would never settle for him in a million years
But Denki couldn't care less about what they say - he's ups his game by being super sappy and clingy around you, but you don't mind exactly; you can't deny that you like the attention
The rest of your barrack is fucking fuming that Denki gets to do shit like that with you, so most of them follow suit and try to one-up each other - all thanks to Denki
Keigo Takami (Hawks)
Keigo is one of the older members of your unit - he's a 30 year old surrounded by mainly 24-26 year olds
But he's got a young spirit, so he fits in exceptionally well
And fucking hell does he fit into the army well as well - he's another one of the guys which was made for the military
The blonde constantly works out and takes his role very seriously - his body reflects that on so many levels
His arms and his back are insane, and this legs are so built it's crazy
Keigo had noticed you immediately, the man knew he was bi and couldn't turn down releasing some stress so the two of you were on each other almost straight away
Being older, Keigo has so much more experience, so you've always liked being with him - whether you two were spending time together or he was fucking the daylights out of you
The blonde soldier was charismatic and affectionate but not in an over the top way - which got you riled up all the more
He would have one of his veiny hands on your waist or shoulders all the time, he'd smirk at you while looking down into your eyes with his arms crossed - the man was incredibly attractive to say the least
When hanging out with other members of your unit, Keigo loves to exert dominance by having you on his lap, an arm around you waist and his head resting on your shoulder - smugly grinning when the others give him a jealous glare
And when he wants to let you know he wants you cumming on his dick, all Keigo does is gently grind into you - but if you're already in bed, the tall blonde bend over you and kiss your neck slowly
Keigo would then leave to the bathroom, chuckling to himself when he hears your hurried footsteps behind him
The man fucks like an animal in heat
He likes to strip you naked but keep himself fully clothed in his casual uniform, bending you over on the ground as he plays with your exposed hole
"So fucking tight, even with all the dick you take, sweetheart" Keigo compliments you as he smacks your ass, hard
He likes to push on the small of your back as he lines his hard, veiny, uncut dick with your entrance - forcing your back to arch perfectly for him
Keigo likes to start slow with you, sinking his cock all the way inside of your tight walls and immediately starting to thrust into you slowly
Your breathy moans echo in the bathroom while Hawks' rugged moans grace your ears
The muscular blonde then likes to pick up the pace, fucking you rougher and harder by the second until your a drooling, moaning mess
He also moans really loudly, his masculine groans filling your ears along with sadistic chuckles and laughs from the immense pleasure Keigo is feeling from your tight ass and watching you look so whorish
He fucks you into the ground, his thick dick splitting you open while your dick dangles between your legs, leaking precum constantly
As Keigo starts to lose himself in the pleasure of fucking you, he moves his bare foot onto your head, pushing your head harder against the ground as his body shifts to get his dick into you deeper
The blonde laughs and moans as his veiny hands grip onto your waist, pulling you hard onto his dick
The usual slapping sound of sex is muffled by Keigo's cargoes and his tanktop is now see-through as its drenched in his sweat
The older man's pace speeds up even more when he cam feel you tighten, your moans raising in pitch as your dick twitches in pleasure
By the time your loud, slutty moans are registered by Keigo, he's balls deep in your ass shooting his hot, thick cum deep inside of you - rutting his hips against your ass, therefore rubbing his tip even more into your prostate, overstimulating you just enough so that it's still pleasurable
Once the blonde soldier pulls out of you with the wet slurp of his cum-covered dick, Keigo likes to watch his thick cum drip down your thighs and onto the floor
He admires his work for a bit and then cleans you up
Keigo is extremely good at aftercare - even military men need to be taken care of!
The two of you lay on each other and tiredly chat about life - during this, Keigo likes to roll his fingers over your body, admiring you
He never thought he'd fall for you - Keigo always saw himself as above the other, more mature, he thought he could handle a no-strings relationship
But seeing you with others, knowing that other men get to experience the heaven that is being around you and being inside of you - it really pisses Keigo off
The man, just like most of the other members of your unit has fallen for the barrack bunny - he becomes slightly more possessive than he already was
But again you don't mind, it may make you seem like a bad person, but the attention is a nice bonus on top of the good dicking down you get everyday
A couple bonus pics to help visualisation ^_^
Art Credit: KADEART (Hawks) - couldn't find artistis for the other 2
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Not Over the Papaya | OP81
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Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader
Genre : Fluff Smau
A/N : I’m sorry everyone who’s requesting to be added to the taglists :(( I thank you for your support fr! tumblr wouldn’t let me add anymore people. But! I promise I’ll add you lovely people to the maintaglist after this series!
Face claim : Jennie Kim
Warnings : Moderate Cursing , Grammatical Errors
Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.
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mclaren OSCAR PIASTRI!! GRAND PRIX WINNER
!!!🏆
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Y/N. 11h
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oscarpiastri Thank you again Y/Niee🧡 Where’s my reward?
Y/N. So so proud of you Osc! I’m so happy for you. Truly deserved 🥺
Y/N. What reward do you want Mr. Eager?
oscarpiastri Attend the next grand prix 😁 pleaseee?
Y/N. How could I say no to that? 😫 Ok Oscar Jack Piastri, I’ll go to the next grand prix for you!
oscarpiastri Lets freaking go!! Now go to sleep!
Y/N. Aye aye sire 🫡.
Y/bf Someone is being brave 🤭
Y/N. Whatever do you mean my dear best friend
Y/bf Nothing Nothing ~
charles_leclerc OH I SEE 👀
Y/N. well you do have eyes Charles, of course you can see 😌
charles_leclerc yes, and I see you supporting my son~ Are you my future daughter in law then?
Y/N. 🤡 ok bye charles
Y/N 7m
*Incoming Call from Oscar
Pick up or Decline
Pick up
“Hi Osc! nows not a great time~ I’m live in 2 minutes”
“I know, I’m here”
“what do you mean your here??”
“ I’m here at the venue. Is it normally this loud? your fans are crazy not gonna lie”
“Oscar your here??? like America?? like my concert?? your here here??”
“Surprise! went as soon as I can”
“ Your flight was for here?? Oscar you just won a race and you literally flown to see me?? Thats an 11 hour flight!”
“Yeah well. Anything to make you happy”
“Holy shit Oscar… no one has ever done that for me. you’re fucking crazy! I’ll meet you later I swear…. wait for me backstage you muppet! I Missed you so much.”
“Missed you loads. Good luck on the show, Dear”
“Thanks so much my kindest sweeties pookie. Now watch we work”
*Call ended
Y/N.
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Y/N. The chapter has finally closed beautifully. Thank you Florida and the people who made it so✨
oscarpiastri You were so strong for doing this. I’m very proud of you Y/N 🧡
Y/N. Your support and presence meant the world Osc. Thank you for everything 🤍
oscarpiastri wouldn’t miss it for anything.
Y/bf Y/N, my dearest friend. You’ve truly outdone yourself. My tear ducts are empty, you were literally shining. I’m so proud of you!
Y/N. Thank you my OG 🥺 Thank you for holding on to us since day 1.
Y/bf always babe! always.
user1 If you didn’t cry during Y/N’s concert are you even human? fucking bawled my eyes out there.
user2 ik you could feel the hurt in Y/N’s voice when she sang her old songs for Lando. My entire body felt like I was the one who got cheated on.
user3 Y/N is a genius for making her old pop love songs for Lando into ballads. The raw emotions in her voice were both haunting and beautiful at the same time.
user4 Y/N everyone is so proud of you. Your strength astounds us.
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