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my fics on ao3
Ex does actually care abt people
Zed stumbles across a sleepy Evil Ex
late night conversations *
Beef doesn't realise he got lost in his thoughts again until hes brought out of them by a poke in his side by Etho’s elbow. "You alright?" Beef offers a small forced smile as he tries to think of what to say, Etho’s brow furrows and Beef can imagine he's frowning beneath the mask. He drops the smile and stares into his mug, running his finger back and forth over the rim. "I think I'm broken."
a friendly chat *
Evil Xisuma comes to apologise, Beef asks about gender instead. --- "But," Beef's voice suddenly seems a lot less like Beef, "I did wonder if I could, well maybe ask some questions about gender stuff?" "Sure, ask whatever." It leans back in the chair, resting on the back of it. Beef is quiet for a bit, thumb rubbing over the top of the handle of the mug he's still holding. "How do you know?"
How many pronouns?
Evil Xisuma experiments with a few different pronoun sets.
as the clouds go by
Evil Xisuma and Worm Man having a conversation whilst watching the clouds
for now
zedaph is always there for evil x
you didnt tell me she was cute
fic insipred by an ask on tumblr which was: joel totally, 100%, does NOT have a massive crush on zedaph. zedaph, who he's heard a lot of things about but, but nothing could've prepared him for how blummin' cute he is, for goodness sake-- what. what? don't look at him like that. it's nothing. shut up.
* = same series
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imagine grian just looking for something at mumbo's base and someone suddenly tapping him on the shoulder from behind
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scientist Zedaph with questionable morals... gah i love him... <3
"need some antidote for all that poison?"
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zed cardigan. started. heehee hoohoo
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the nether dads
when together, they have one brain cell and play hot potato with it
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woah woah woah tango.. we dont wanna revert back to our old ways..
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Last thing I remember was watching Skizz's 27th Hermitcraft episode, and when at 32:54 Tango said "I see we're both carrying melons" I passed out, and after I woke up I found this in my drawings folder
TangoTits and Skizzlemilkers, if you will
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team zits!
NEED to rework a few things, but i still think they're pretty cool designs :]]]
just needed them all out in the world so they're out of my mind (all the art i posted today [this one especially])
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Something something, when a character takes a dead characters most recognizable accessory 💖
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☆Tuxedo Duo!!☆
Mumbo and Skizz looking similar but just being the opposite is so funny. This dumb cat au is taking over my brain??
Again!! Any design ideas, I will take in with open arms! <3
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milkshakes=happiness. joel=happiness. joel in milkshakes=happiness squared
(tell me if i need anymore tw btw! i hopes these are enuf?)
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Begone western fashion
I love these two so much I hate them. I made like 20 different outfits each, I worked on them for like a month and I'm still angry. Aaaaaahhĥehfdj
Gem Lore:
Gem has a special ability "astral projection" her spirit takes on a fox form and leaves her body (yea we making it canon). Humans are unable to see it.
All she ever wished for was to live a peaceful life, have a nice cozy cottage in a forest where she grew up and raise some animals. But she was forced to join the military, and low and behold she was pretty good. Who would have thought that hunting and growing up near monsters would also make you a decent fighter.
That's where she also met Pearl!! They became close rival besties, and then due to unfortunate reasons, they and up betraying one another.
After that Gem runs away from the army and tries to fulfil her dream life, picking up odd jobs which mostly consist of hunting monsters.
One day she finds a strange dirty man in her barn, eating one of her chicken (The audacity). She could just hand him over to the authorities but making him do a free labour, seemed like a better idea.
She teached him the ways of the cottage core life and even took him on a few monster hunts. Due to strange monster activities near the Wilderness they are both hired by the villagers to fix the problem. Who knows what awaits them there...
Joel's goals list:
Become a better person
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