#apples*

[nemorein]

Emissary of the Lawbearer.

wip that I've not decided a style on

[soloh]

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[nicolethered]

ETA: Apparently this is not a new iPhone feature, but it’s one I was previously unaware about.

I have had Siri turned off since the day I learned it was possible. I still had to switch these off anyway.

[romanceyourdemons]

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

[lleyksie]

owls + apples 🍎

[venusmage]

More high lesbian antics involving food

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[rosenkranz-does-things]

happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode

[fastest-punslinger-in-the-west]

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[mojavedoll]

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

[fandaniel]

[theparadigmshifts]

yeah i trust her. she's framed really normal and trustworthy here. don't worry about it

[docbe]

People starting apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef are weak, I will demolish any seasonal beverage you put in front of me without hesitation